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Mindless Narrations is BACK!</description><link>http://mindlessnarrations.blogspot.com/2011/04/jibber-jabber.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Mindless Narrations)</author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" height="72" url="https://img.youtube.com/vi/VMTLghaJUWs/default.jpg" width="72"/><thr:total>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8354091723316132053.post-6878130496399504890</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 Nov 2010 19:39:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-11-07T11:43:23.932-08:00</atom:updated><title>Here Birdie Birdie...</title><description>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;What are they saying? &amp;nbsp;Someone, please translate!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://mindlessnarrations.blogspot.com/2010/09/translations-snout.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Mindless Narrations)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><enclosure length="6887" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" url="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf"/><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>What are they saying? &amp;nbsp;Someone, please translate!&amp;nbsp;</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>noreply@blogger.com (Mindless Narrations)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>What are they saying? &amp;nbsp;Someone, please translate!&amp;nbsp;</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,story,funny,humor,narration,mindless,narrations,stories</itunes:keywords></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8354091723316132053.post-896608246010050041</guid><pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2010 19:49:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-10-30T12:23:49.323-07:00</atom:updated><title>Interview with a Baby</title><description>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object data="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf" height="20" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400"&gt;     &lt;param name="movie" value="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#ffffff" /&gt;&lt;param name="FlashVars" value="mp3=http://ia600105.us.archive.org/14/items/InterviewWithABaby/InterviewWithABaby.mp3&amp;amp;width=400&amp;amp;volume=75" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Ever wonder what babies are thinking? &amp;nbsp;Try Baby-to-Voice!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://mindlessnarrations.blogspot.com/2010/09/interview-with-baby.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Mindless Narrations)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total><enclosure length="6887" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" url="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf"/><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Ever wonder what babies are thinking? &amp;nbsp;Try Baby-to-Voice!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>noreply@blogger.com (Mindless Narrations)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ever wonder what babies are thinking? &amp;nbsp;Try Baby-to-Voice!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,story,funny,humor,narration,mindless,narrations,stories</itunes:keywords></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8354091723316132053.post-2505127455834332414</guid><pubDate>Sun, 29 Aug 2010 18:58:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-10-30T12:25:29.270-07:00</atom:updated><title>Remember When... it rained?</title><description>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object data="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf" height="20" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400"&gt;     &lt;param name="movie" value="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#ffffff" /&gt;&lt;param name="FlashVars" value="mp3=http://ia700109.us.archive.org/19/items/RememberWhen-Rain/RememberWhen1.mp3&amp;amp;width=400&amp;amp;volume=75" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Aw, another one of those good old "remember when" moments from our seniors!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://mindlessnarrations.blogspot.com/2010/08/remember-when-it-rained.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Mindless Narrations)</author><thr:total>3</thr:total><enclosure length="6887" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" url="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf"/><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Aw, another one of those good old "remember when" moments from our seniors!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>noreply@blogger.com (Mindless Narrations)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Aw, another one of those good old "remember when" moments from our seniors!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,story,funny,humor,narration,mindless,narrations,stories</itunes:keywords></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8354091723316132053.post-4574247151425752323</guid><pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 17:52:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-10-30T12:17:33.568-07:00</atom:updated><title>Roaring with Roger #1</title><description>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object data="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf" height="20" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400"&gt;   &lt;param name="movie" value="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf"&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#ffffff"&gt;&lt;param name="FlashVars" value="mp3=http://ia700101.us.archive.org/5/items/RoaringWithRoger1/RoraringWithRoger1.mp3&amp;amp;width=400&amp;amp;volume=75"&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div align="center" style="text-align: left;"&gt;Ever want to let out some frustration?  Well, try roaring about your problems!!!&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://mindlessnarrations.blogspot.com/2010/08/roaring-with-roger-1.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Mindless Narrations)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total><enclosure length="6887" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" url="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf"/><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Ever want to let out some frustration? Well, try roaring about your problems!!!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>noreply@blogger.com (Mindless Narrations)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ever want to let out some frustration? Well, try roaring about your problems!!!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,story,funny,humor,narration,mindless,narrations,stories</itunes:keywords></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8354091723316132053.post-3667709921717475549</guid><pubDate>Sun, 15 Aug 2010 17:40:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-10-30T12:18:38.737-07:00</atom:updated><title>Hero Person</title><description>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object data="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf" height="20" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400"&gt;     &lt;param name="movie" value="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#ffffff" /&gt;&lt;param name="FlashVars" value="mp3=http://ia700103.us.archive.org/12/items/HeroPerson/HeroPerson.mp3&amp;amp;width=400&amp;amp;volume=75" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Ever find yourself in need of a hero? &amp;nbsp;Well, Hero Person will save the day!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://mindlessnarrations.blogspot.com/2010/08/hero-person.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Mindless Narrations)</author><thr:total>1</thr:total><enclosure length="6887" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" url="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf"/><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Ever find yourself in need of a hero? &amp;nbsp;Well, Hero Person will save the day!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>noreply@blogger.com (Mindless Narrations)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ever find yourself in need of a hero? &amp;nbsp;Well, Hero Person will save the day!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,story,funny,humor,narration,mindless,narrations,stories</itunes:keywords></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8354091723316132053.post-8464297604566831621</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Aug 2010 20:07:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-10-30T11:53:32.190-07:00</atom:updated><title>Interview with a Giant</title><description>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object data="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf" height="20" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400"&gt;     &lt;param name="movie" value="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#ffffff" /&gt;&lt;param name="FlashVars" value="mp3=http%3A//ia700107.us.archive.org/15/items/InterviewWithAGiant/InterviewWithAGiant.mp3&amp;amp;width=400&amp;amp;volume=75" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Ever wondered what it is that giant's do? &amp;nbsp;Just listen and find out!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://mindlessnarrations.blogspot.com/2010/08/interview-with-giant.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Mindless Narrations)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><enclosure length="6887" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" url="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf"/><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Ever wondered what it is that giant's do? &amp;nbsp;Just listen and find out!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>noreply@blogger.com (Mindless Narrations)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Ever wondered what it is that giant's do? &amp;nbsp;Just listen and find out!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,story,funny,humor,narration,mindless,narrations,stories</itunes:keywords></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8354091723316132053.post-6968708388759101895</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Aug 2010 01:22:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-10-30T12:19:36.331-07:00</atom:updated><title>Walking the Duck!</title><description>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object data="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf" height="20" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400"&gt;     &lt;param name="movie" value="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#ffffff" /&gt;&lt;param name="FlashVars" value="mp3=http://ia700101.us.archive.org/21/items/WalkingTheDuck/WalkingTheDucks.mp3&amp;amp;width=400&amp;amp;volume=75" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Who doesn't want to walk with a duck?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://mindlessnarrations.blogspot.com/2010/08/walking-duck.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Mindless Narrations)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><enclosure length="6887" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" url="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf"/><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Who doesn't want to walk with a duck?</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>noreply@blogger.com (Mindless Narrations)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Who doesn't want to walk with a duck?</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,story,funny,humor,narration,mindless,narrations,stories</itunes:keywords></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8354091723316132053.post-6472231247707344671</guid><pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 00:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-10-30T12:20:47.715-07:00</atom:updated><title>Birdoffagous</title><description>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object data="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf" height="20" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400"&gt;     &lt;param name="movie" value="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#ffffff" /&gt;&lt;param name="FlashVars" value="mp3=http://ia700107.us.archive.org/17/items/Birdoffagous2/Birdoffagous2.mp3&amp;amp;width=400&amp;amp;volume=75" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;This is a great bed time story for the whole family! &amp;nbsp;Happy sweepy time!</description><link>http://mindlessnarrations.blogspot.com/2010/08/birdoffagous.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Mindless Narrations)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><enclosure length="6887" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" url="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf"/><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>This is a great bed time story for the whole family! &amp;nbsp;Happy sweepy time!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>noreply@blogger.com (Mindless Narrations)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>This is a great bed time story for the whole family! &amp;nbsp;Happy sweepy time!</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,story,funny,humor,narration,mindless,narrations,stories</itunes:keywords></item><item><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8354091723316132053.post-8952551044389337667</guid><pubDate>Wed, 04 Aug 2010 23:55:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2010-10-30T12:22:11.647-07:00</atom:updated><title>Breaking News!</title><description>&lt;div align="center"&gt;&lt;object data="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf" height="20" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400"&gt;     &lt;param name="movie" value="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf" /&gt;&lt;param name="bgcolor" value="#ffffff" /&gt;&lt;param name="FlashVars" value="mp3=http://ia700103.us.archive.org/14/items/Intro_144/Intro.mp3&amp;amp;width=400&amp;amp;volume=75" /&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Welcome to Mindless Narrations! &amp;nbsp;Here you'll be able to kick back and relax as you listen to side-splitting narrations that are sure to have you rolling on the floor laughing out loud (ROTFLOLing) by the time they're done.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://mindlessnarrations.blogspot.com/2010/08/welcome-to-mindless-narrations.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Mindless Narrations)</author><thr:total>0</thr:total><enclosure length="6887" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" url="http://flash-mp3-player.net/medias/player_mp3_maxi.swf"/><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Welcome to Mindless Narrations! &amp;nbsp;Here you'll be able to kick back and relax as you listen to side-splitting narrations that are sure to have you rolling on the floor laughing out loud (ROTFLOLing) by the time they're done.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>noreply@blogger.com (Mindless Narrations)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Welcome to Mindless Narrations! &amp;nbsp;Here you'll be able to kick back and relax as you listen to side-splitting narrations that are sure to have you rolling on the floor laughing out loud (ROTFLOLing) by the time they're done.</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>comedy,story,funny,humor,narration,mindless,narrations,stories</itunes:keywords></item></channel></rss>