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The DingleBerry Files: A Security Scam

mindryin — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 09:41:09 +0000

instead of screaming that in my basement for free, where I brainwashed these unemployed dudes, I'll buy a 20,000 rupee phone that's way uglier than the iPhone and text it to your 20,000 rupee ugly phone with postpaid connection. Wow we're so efficient and corporate

Letters to Rich People#1 Unlike Facebook Terminology

mindryin — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 10:11:03 +0000

Dear Mr. Zuckerberg, I dislike the use of the word “Unlike” in your website Facebook.com. Please change it immediately to the correct verb form “Dislike” as soon as it is possible for your clique of programmers. Sincerely, AVX Shenoy Manager(Retd.) South Canara Bank, Jayshankari Branch Bookmark It Hide Sites

Older Generation in US More Materialistic: Study

mindryin — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 16:54:16 +0000

A new alarming trend shows that parents in America, far from inculcating good moral values in their God-fearing children have actually started to become more materialistic. The kids seem to be worried according to transcripts filed by Mindry.in field reporter Thabish*. 11 year-old Moab Mathis was the first child interviewed. “They always have money on their mind [...]

Saffron Terror: 5 Reasons Not To Worry..Extra

mindryin — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 18:14:51 +0000

The real concern should be that a mob of hundreds *can* gather and cause damage. "Where the cops when you need them?" should be the real question, instead, we focus on these fringe groups who represent a medieval interpretation of their claimed faith. It all sounds so familiar. We really have nothing to worry about these guys though and here's why.

Electric Car Owners Effectively Protected During Strike On Petrol Prices

mindryin — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 18:28:54 +0000

These people have tiny little cars that go so slow, they could not have outrun the guys with the big sticks and cans of petrol...

Indian General Strike to be Held in Shifts @ ITES Hubs of Bangalore, NCR, Mumbai

mindryin — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 18:26:33 +0000

The 6:00 am to 6:00 pm Bandh called by various opposition parties is hopelessly insufficient to stop businesses from functioning normally according to various protest groups and individuals

Reverse Psychological Warfare: US donates Nukes to Iran

mindryin — Sat, 26 Jun 2010 08:27:50 +0000

The United States has decided to try a new tack on its looming war with Iran. The Pentagon’s super secret “Reverse Psychological Warfare Department” has recommended that America try to stop trying to stop Iran from getting its own mushroom-makers and actively aid Tehran in its pursuit of the bomb. “When Barack Obama took over, the [...]

3 in 3 French Children Expected to Survive Team’s Behaviour at World Cup

mindryin — Tue, 22 Jun 2010 18:10:37 +0000

“Go f*** yourself in the a**, you son of a wh***” is what Nicolas Anelka is alleged to have told his coach, shattering the peace and tranquility of France, throwing a former superpower of the world into political and economic chaos. A study conducted by former bank manager AVX Shenoy a few hours after the [...]

World Worried China Seeking Major Oil Spill Of Its Own To Counter US Gaining Free Publicity

mindryin — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 02:56:06 +0000

The Chinese leadership has invested heavily in various fields of scientific research, cell genetics and other cool toys like Nerf. But now its leadership is beginning to lose the plot.

Hundreds of Third World Vampires Anaemic – UN Report

mindryin — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 15:55:35 +0000

One month away from the debut of the predicted superhit Eclipse a UN report sponsored by satire troupe Mindry.in presents a dismal state of affairs for a significant majority of the world's vampires. Most vampires in the third world do not have access to basic necessities like fresh healthy human blood or even a sturdy [...]