The Miniature Monster Étagere.

Mr. Pink

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Mr. Pink.

Mr. Pink will run the show.

Birthdate: January 2nd, 2009.

Gigbert

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Gigbert.

Gigbert rarely feels adequate.

Birthdate: January 5th, 2009.

Ms. Fee

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 06 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Ms. Fee.

Ms. Fee does not suffer fools gladly.

Birthdate: January 6th, 2009.

Roger Mivvins

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Roger Mivvins.

Roger Mivvins will make the sale.

Birthdate: January 7th, 2009.

Bloone

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Bloone.

Bloone does not feel warm to the touch.

Birthdate: January 8th, 2009.

LeRoy Smurn

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is LeRoy Smurn.

LeRoy excels at Mah Jong.

Birthdate: January 9th, 2009.

Yannick St. Gribb

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 10 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Yannick St. Gribb.

Yannick St. Gribb is not fond of sport.

Birthdate: January 10th, 2009.

Garoon

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 12 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Garoon.

Garoon's thoughts are coarsely refined.

Birthdate: January 12th, 2009.

Ruudins

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Ruudins.

Ruudins is an avid reader of historical fiction.

Birthdate: January 13th, 2009.

Tor

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Tor.

Tor once kept a pet sparrow.

Birthdate: January 14th, 2009.

Albert Peabody

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Albert Peabody.

Albert Peabody does not allow children in his parlor.

Birthdate: January 15th, 2009.

Hyacinth Drune

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Hyacinth Drune.

Hyacinth Drune is a registered physiognomist.

Birthdate: January 16th, 2009.

Oliver Xib

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Oliver Xib.

Oliver Xib's heart will not soon be mended.

Birthdate: January 17th, 2009.

Castor and Pollen Tripps

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Castor and Pollen Tripps.

Castor and Pollen's plans are legion, but accomplishments few.

Birthdate: January 19th, 2009.

Walter Kippins

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Walter Kippins.

Walter has reason to be joyful.

Birthdate: January 20th, 2009.

Rudy Bucket

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Rudy Bucket.

Rudy Bucket is enthusiastic but illiterate.

Birthdate: January 21st, 2009.

Reginald Boodunkit

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Reginald Boodunkit.

Reginald speaks loudly of nonsense.

Birthdate: January 22nd, 2009.

Zurn

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 23 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Zurn.

Zurn seriously doubts your theories.

Birthdate: January 23rd, 2009.

Sorceron Kurg

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 24 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Sorceron Kurg.

Sorceron Kurg wields his staff with skillful rage.

Birthdate: January 24th, 2009.

Bucky Dungumber

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Bucky Dungumber.

Bucky's job at the plant is in jeopardy.

Birthdate: January 26th, 2009.

Jabbocks Winsome

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Jabbocks Winsome.

Jabbocks has a file listing all jokes he has heard, good and bad.

Birthdate: January 27th, 2009.

Podmaster X

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Podmaster X.

Podmaster X is taking detailed notes.

Birthdate: January 28th, 2009.

Ichabod Nibbs

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Ichabod Nibbs.

Ichabod finds the world a cruel place.

Birthdate: January 29th, 2009.

Jeremiah Duft

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Jeremiah Duft.

Jeremiah has memorized the Book of Psalms.

Birthdate: January 30th, 2009.

Adalberto Gibbert

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Adalberto Gibbert.

Adalberto fancies a Campari spritz.

Birthdate: January 31st, 2009.

Kurt Warbler

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 02 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Kurt Warbler.

Kurt has faith to get him through.

Birthdate: February 2nd, 2009.

Fruum Yurbic

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Fruum Yurbic.

Fruum never checks his baggage.

Birthdate: February 3rd, 2009.

Davie Chitwick

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Davie Chitwick.

Davie works as a bootblack at King's Cross.

Birthdate: February 4th, 2009.

Shifu Mobbits

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Shifu Mobbits.

Shifu has mastered the Will of the Orient.

Birthdate: February 5th, 2009.

Scrumpet Dippins

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Scrumpet Dippins.

Scrumpet does not have time to tarry!

Birthdate: February 6th, 2009.

Elmer Frobberts Sr.

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 07 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Elmer Frobberts Sr..

Elmer is doing it for his children.

Birthdate: February 7th, 2009.

Pennypacker & Hackworth

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Pennypacker & Hackworth.

Pennypacker and Hackworth do not publicly endorse warrantless wiretapping.

Birthdate: February 9th, 2009.

Grunkus Gru-Bathwaite

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Grunkus Gru-Bathwaite.

Grunkus would like to replace his aging F-350.

Birthdate: February 10th, 2009.

Julius Wittenfignut

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Julius Wittenfignut.

Julius was recently promoted to assistant typesetter at The Daily Fife and Icebox.

Birthdate: February 11th, 2009.

Ronald Slonkson

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Ronald Slonkson.

Ronald has invented a more efficient way to label boxes.

Birthdate: February 12th, 2009.

Dagfinn Follesdal

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Dagfinn Follesdal.

Dagfinn will study philosophy and logic.

Birthdate: February 13th, 2009.

Peony Flemeure

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Peony Flemeure.

Peony expects too much.

Birthdate: February 14th, 2009.

Zivner Tuttingdale

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 16 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Zivner Tuttingdale.

Zivner lost his model train set on an imprudent gamble.

Birthdate: February 16th, 2009.

Edmund Wurdle

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Edmund Wurdle.

Edmund is contemplating retirement.

Birthdate: February 17th, 2009.

Randolph Bix

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Randolph Bix.

Randolph is not actually good at mathematics.

Birthdate: February 18th, 2009.

The McLolliers

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is The McLolliers.

The McLolliers are not a lucky clan.

Birthdate: February 19th, 2009.

Drodus Thwite

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 20 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Drodus Thwite.

Drodus has a collection of 18th century Vickers White Metal.

Birthdate: February 20th, 2009.

Frostus McKaye

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 21 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Frostus McKaye.

Frostus will rarely raise his voice.

Birthdate: February 21st, 2009.

Drazen Petrovic

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Drazen Petrovic.

Drazen takes meticulous care of the irises in his window planter.

Birthdate: February 23rd, 2009.

Janice Chips

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 24 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Janice Chips.

Janice looks forward to University, though it is many years away.

Birthdate: February 24th, 2009.

Rufus Grodin

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Rufus Grodin.

Rufus will copy your key for a low fee.

Birthdate: February 25th, 2009.

L. Bubbleton, III

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 26 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is L. Bubbleton, III.

L. Bubbleton has endowed a small contemporary art museum in Dribbits Village.

Birthdate: February 26th, 2009.

M.G. Skinner

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 27 Feb 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is M.G. Skinner.

Skinner is missing his screwdriver.

Birthdate: February 27th, 2009.

Dibbler Monns

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Dibbler Monns.

Dibbler reads at a sixth grade level.

Birthdate: March 2nd, 2009.

Bretton Woods

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Bretton Woods.

Bretton will get to yes.

Birthdate: March 3rd, 2009.

Grath Yuthkrah

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Grath Yuthkrah.

Grath Yuthkrah has dark intent.

Birthdate: March 4th, 2009.

Victor Gix

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Victor Gix.

Victor Gix is earning a doctorate in briotectrodics.

Birthdate: March 5th, 2009.

Lawrence Fribkik

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 06 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Lawrence Fribkik.

Lawrence has delayed his date with the dentist.

Birthdate: March 6th, 2009.

Hugo DeMibber

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Hugo DeMibber.

Hugo has a high center of gravity.

Birthdate: March 7th, 2009.

Norad

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Norad.

Norad does not know which way to turn.

Birthdate: March 9th, 2009.

Sherry Whimpet

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Sherry Whimpet.

Sherry is a journeyman luthier, striving for mastery.

Birthdate: March 10th, 2009.

Mr. Drubbs

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Mr. Drubbs.

Mr. Drubbs Fine Cobblery is in fact the finest in town.

Birthdate: March 11th, 2009.

Humbert Grutchins

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Humbert Grutchins.

Humbert lives alone on a hill.

Birthdate: March 12th, 2009.

Robert Mark VI

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 13 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Robert Mark VI.

Robert either is or lives inside himself.

Birthdate: March 13th, 2009.

The Grumpets

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is The Grumpets.

The Grumpets stick together.

Birthdate: March 14th, 2009.

Corwin Thunder

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Corwin Thunder.

Corwin has reached the title bout.

Birthdate: March 16th, 2009.

Ecto Maxton

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Ecto Maxton.

Ecto is, foolishly, opening a video rental store on Scribbits Street.

Birthdate: March 17th, 2009.

Draebin O'Hanley

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Draebin O'Hanley.

Draebin is always one day late; he never remembers yesterday.

Birthdate: March 18th, 2009.

Hurnold Fobcakes

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Hurnold Fobcakes.

Hurnold never stands out.

Birthdate: March 19th, 2009.

Zeno Thwidpicker

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Zeno Thwidpicker.

Zeno's farm is run with surprising efficiency.

Birthdate: March 20th, 2009.

Drobicus Gant

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Drobicus Gant.

Drobicus prefers subterranean haunts.

Birthdate: March 21st, 2009.

Carniverus Frunge

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Carniverus Frunge.

Carniverus prefers organic greens.

Birthdate: March 23rd, 2009.

Lily Vondel

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Lily Vondel.

Lily's expedition to the Antipodes has come to a close.

Birthdate: March 24th, 2009.

Lomus Wobb

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Lomus Wobb.

Lomus has unmatched determination.

Birthdate: March 25th, 2009.

Ryker Vanderplot

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Ryker Vanderplot.

Ryker does not know why he was made.

Birthdate: March 26th, 2009.

Atticus Grobion

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Atticus Grobion.

Atticus is fresh out of the pen.

Birthdate: March 27th, 2009.

Verland Coots

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 28 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Verland Coots.

Verland's odor is unbearable.

Birthdate: March 28th, 2009.

Houghton Mibbins

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Houghton Mibbins.

Houghton is earning his pilot's license.

Birthdate: March 30th, 2009.

Itzakh Firfman

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Itzakh Firfman.

Itzakh will never finish his novel, though it numbers more than 3,200 pages to date.

Birthdate: March 31st, 2009.

Ty Goobit

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Ty Goobit.

Ty is no fool; appearances deceive.

Birthdate: April 1st, 2009.

Moira Mingelbunn

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Moira Mingelbunn.

Moira does not yearn to be free.

Birthdate: April 2nd, 2009.

Wendell Holmes

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Wendell Holmes.

Wendell speaks with economy.

Birthdate: April 3rd, 2009.

Vernor Tuttle

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Vernor Tuttle.

Vernor finds his habits most unbreakable.

Birthdate: April 4th, 2009.

Drubin Foots

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Drubin Foots.

Drubin will plumb the depths of reason.

Birthdate: April 6th, 2009.

Nuckmit Smythe

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Nuckmit Smythe.

Nuckmit Smythe is on a tight deadline.

Birthdate: April 7th, 2009.

Gur

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Gur.

Gur persists alone.

Birthdate: April 8th, 2009.

Hollister Plough

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Hollister Plough.

Hollister looks forward to his golden watch.

Birthdate: April 9th, 2009.

Dale Graney

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Dale Graney.

Dale does not put beans in his chili.

Birthdate: April 10th, 2009.

Annaka Lunkin

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 11 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Annaka Lunkin.

Annaka positively adores Buster Keaton.

Birthdate: April 11th, 2009.

Disturbikus Rho

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Disturbikus Rho.

Disturbikus should be avoided in direct confrontation.

Birthdate: April 13th, 2009.

Sleb Calhoun

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Sleb Calhoun.

Sleb has a flair for Tex Mex cooking.

Birthdate: April 14th, 2009.

Brabbit Chupps

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Brabbit Chupps.

Brabbit studies the feeding habits of the fauna of Mt. Hubbert.

Birthdate: April 15th, 2009.

Michael Skelto

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Michael Skelto.

Michael cannot sell his screenplay for what he believes it is worth.

Birthdate: April 16th, 2009.

Edgar Normul

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Edgar Normul.

Edgar can hold his breath for six minutes.

Birthdate: April 17th, 2009.

Raffi Broobit

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Raffi Broobit.

Raffi hails from arid lands.

Birthdate: April 18th, 2009.

Earnest Wheelman

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Earnest Wheelman.

Earnest combines joy and pride in all that he does.

Birthdate: April 20th, 2009.

Gabbie Godon

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Gabbie Godon.

Gabbie won an award for her 'zine's graphic design.

Birthdate: April 21st, 2009.

Jarvos Moore

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Jarvos Moore.

Jarvos is entering his 30th year in the teaching profession.

Birthdate: April 22nd, 2009.

Matmonus Menot

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Matmonus Menot.

Matmonus has a most inscrutable will.

Birthdate: April 23rd, 2009.

Radoman Herbst

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Radoman Herbst.

Radoman is easily startled.

Birthdate: April 24th, 2009.

Govobodius Gru

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Govobodius Gru.

Govobodius always has a good time.

Birthdate: April 25th, 2009.

Bertram Frod

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Bertram Frod.

Bertram can not take a joke.

Birthdate: April 27th, 2009.

Granemo Witner

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Granemo Witner.

Granemo took his aptitude test quite seriously.

Birthdate: April 28th, 2009.

Leodine Royal

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Leodine Royal.

Leodine has a most avuncular aspect.

Birthdate: April 29th, 2009.

Jaime Zigelbaum

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Jaime Zigelbaum.

Jaime has a dirty job - but someone's got to do it.

Birthdate: April 30th, 2009.

Sally Boffitt

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 01 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Sally Boffitt.

Sally is studying algorithm design.

Birthdate: May 1st, 2009.

Ruben Caddox

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 02 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Ruben Caddox.

Ruben is not ready for the transition to digital television.

Birthdate: May 2nd, 2009.

Keystone Nibbs

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 04 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Keystone Nibbs.

Keystone believes in teamwork.

Birthdate: May 4th, 2009.

Morley Nipp

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 05 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Morley Nipp.

Morley takes a cautious approach to life.

Birthdate: May 5th, 2009.

Erd

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 06 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Erd.

Erd does not experience time as you and I do.

Birthdate: May 6th, 2009.

Otto Boot

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 07 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Otto Boot.

Otto is a meticulous engineer.

Birthdate: May 7th, 2009.

Robert Dunch

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 08 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Robert Dunch.

Robert is mildly hydrophobic.

Birthdate: May 8th, 2009.

Scute Grift

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 09 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Scute Grift.

Scute does not like to admit when he is wrong.

Birthdate: May 9th, 2009.

Vibor Freed

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 11 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Vibor Freed.

Vibor does not take his medication regularly.

Birthdate: May 11th, 2009.

Abner Macto

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 12 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Abner Macto.

Abner is happy in his shed.

Birthdate: May 12th, 2009.

Samuel Poultice

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 13 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Samuel Poultice.

Samuel is missing his shears.

Birthdate: May 13th, 2009.

Foster Wallace

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 14 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Foster Wallace.

Foster collects baseball cards.

Birthdate: May 14th, 2009.

Phaedro Pi

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 15 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Phaedro Pi.

Phaedro desires, but cannot afford, flood insurance.

Birthdate: May 15th, 2009.

Veronica Tut

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 16 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Veronica Tut.

Veronica has three pairs of Chuck Taylors.

Birthdate: May 16th, 2009.

Gunter Goss

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 18 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Gunter Goss.

Gunter appreciates the Romanesque.

Birthdate: May 18th, 2009.

Cut Fer

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 19 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Cut Fer.

Cut is a shrewd negotiator.

Birthdate: May 19th, 2009.

Trudney Khime

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 20 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Trudney Khime.

Trudney has remarkable, though basic, telekinetic abilities.

Birthdate: May 20th, 2009.

Figlet Pippen

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 21 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Figlet Pippen.

Figlet has a class E Gotobber license.

Birthdate: May 21st, 2009.

Tré Malik

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 22 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Tré Malik.

Tré will make you an offer you can't refuse.

Birthdate: May 22nd, 2009.

Morton Salt

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 23 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Morton Salt.

Morton cannot handle the pressure.

Birthdate: May 23rd, 2009.

Zofried & Roynerp

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 25 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Zofried & Roynerp.

Zofried Believes; Roynerp does not.

Birthdate: May 25th, 2009.

Fender Mobender

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 26 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Fender Mobender.

Fender has been transferred to Singapore.

Birthdate: May 26th, 2009.

Grovlox Hurb

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 27 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Grovlox Hurb.

Grovlox struggles with his poesy.

Birthdate: May 27th, 2009.

Kazuhiro Oh

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 28 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Kazuhiro Oh.

Kazuhiro has only strong opinions.

Birthdate: May 28th, 2009.

Sawmill Parkway

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 29 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Sawmill Parkway.

Sawmill vows to change.

Birthdate: May 29th, 2009.

Kip Waddington

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 30 May 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Kip Waddington.

Kip is a joyful Calvinist.

Birthdate: May 30th, 2009.

Bard Ornacle

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Bard Ornacle.

Bard sings the song Electric.

Birthdate: June 1st, 2009.

Humbrus

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Humbrus.

Humbrus will travel forevermore.

Birthdate: June 2nd, 2009.

Merxton Five

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Merxton Five.

Merxton does not relent.

Birthdate: June 3rd, 2009.

Quincy Filibuster

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Quincy Filibuster.

Quincy feels trapped by terra firma.

Birthdate: June 4th, 2009.

Nikolai Coptic

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Nikolai Coptic.

Nikolai overestimates his aerial advantage.

Birthdate: June 5th, 2009.

Norman Baton

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Norman Baton.

Norman needs a new shoe.

Birthdate: June 6th, 2009.

L'il Dwayne

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is L'il Dwayne.

L'il Dwayne does not know what is in store.

Birthdate: June 8th, 2009.

Mona Fraknard

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Mona Fraknard.

Mona plays the 4 on her club team.

Birthdate: June 9th, 2009.

Roman the Greek

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Roman the Greek.

Roman appreciates the oenological.

Birthdate: June 10th, 2009.

Casher O'Neill

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Casher O'Neill.

Casher dreams of liberation.

Birthdate: June 11th, 2009.

Ebdus Gogbert

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Ebdus Gogbert.

Ebdus does not watch what he eats.

Birthdate: June 12th, 2009.

Godus White

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 13 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Godus White.

Godus defines punctiliousness.

Birthdate: June 13th, 2009.

Grith Cristopher

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Grith Cristopher.

Grith did not do that to those people.

Birthdate: June 15th, 2009.

Rumbus

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Rumbus.

Rumbus lives among the clouds.

Birthdate: June 16th, 2009.

Wilson Davies

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Wilson Davies.

Wilson can not get a callback.

Birthdate: June 17th, 2009.

Buick Hotstepper

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Buick Hotstepper.

Buick offers no assurances.

Birthdate: June 18th, 2009.

Tee Pants

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Tee Pants.

Tee can not prioritize.

Birthdate: June 19th, 2009.

Mr. Spikes

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Mr. Spikes.

No one expects Mr. Spikes!

Birthdate: June 20th, 2009.

Delano Crosby

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Delano Crosby.

Delano will share his wisdom with the younger generation.

Birthdate: June 22nd, 2009.

Belinda Carmichael

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Belinda Carmichael.

Belinda's Charity Ball is the talk of the town.

Birthdate: June 23rd, 2009.

Gropius Duplexa

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Gropius Duplexa.

Gropius still remembers the Dewey Decimal system.

Birthdate: June 24th, 2009.

Bibble Nesbitt

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Bibble Nesbitt.

Bibble knows about compilers.

Birthdate: June 25th, 2009.

Presto Tucker

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Presto Tucker.

Presto is a big fan of Michael Bay.

Birthdate: June 26th, 2009.

Wilton Shambles

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Wilton Shambles.

Wilton claims to have invented Pesto.

Birthdate: June 27th, 2009.

Baernus MacLeod

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Baernus MacLeod.

Baernus sees Self and World as one.

Birthdate: June 29th, 2009.

The Fortunots

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is The Fortunots.

The Fortunots are top-notch management consultants.

Birthdate: June 30th, 2009.

Philip St. Croix

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 01 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Philip St. Croix.

Philip bakes most excellent pate a choux.

Birthdate: July 1st, 2009.

Terence Maxton

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Terence Maxton.

Terence has agile business instincts.

Birthdate: July 2nd, 2009.

Peter Bundt

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Peter Bundt.

Peter puts his best foot forward.

Birthdate: July 3rd, 2009.

Benjamin Frankkin

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 04 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Benjamin Frankkin.

Benjamin's adopted country has blessed him abundantly.

Birthdate: July 4th, 2009.

Theodore Risible

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Theodore Risible.

Theodore would like to operate a monorail.

Birthdate: July 6th, 2009.

Melanie Hybert

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Melanie Hybert.

Melanie and melancholy almost rhyme for a reason.

Birthdate: July 7th, 2009.

Bing Chromoton

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Bing Chromoton.

Bing preaches the Holy Path of The Spectrum every other Friday in Kubot Plaza.

Birthdate: July 8th, 2009.

Clifford Diziet

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 09 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Clifford Diziet.

Clifford is having a go in the florist business.

Birthdate: July 9th, 2009.

Linus Linnaeus

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Linus Linnaeus.

Linus apologizes too often.

Birthdate: July 10th, 2009.

Cubrius Ginsdale

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 11 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Cubrius Ginsdale.

Cubrius is happy to take your order.

Birthdate: July 11th, 2009.

Finnegan Fridgerhorn

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Finnegan Fridgerhorn.

Finnegan must be refrigerated after opening.

Birthdate: July 13th, 2009.

Rashida Sniffleroot

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Rashida Sniffleroot.

Rashida is unaware of global events.

Birthdate: July 14th, 2009.

Glabbit Hitchman

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Glabbit Hitchman.

Glabbit secured a government job.

Birthdate: July 15th, 2009.

Smurg Gunft

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Smurg Gunft.

Smurg is barely there.

Birthdate: July 16th, 2009.

Gerb Hutchbit

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Gerb Hutchbit.

Gerb shies away from the high stakes tables.

Birthdate: July 17th, 2009.

Meebert Bu

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 18 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Meebert Bu.

Meebert struggles to find a path.

Birthdate: July 18th, 2009.

Egon Douglass

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Egon Douglass.

Egon is off to the debate.

Birthdate: July 20th, 2009.

Michelin Fraktus

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Michelin Fraktus.

Michelin imports and exports Japanese silks.

Birthdate: July 21st, 2009.

Fairmont Park

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Fairmont Park.

Fairmont is an unconcious destructor.

Birthdate: July 22nd, 2009.

Fenton Graves

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Fenton Graves.

Fenton mixes audio for nature programming.

Birthdate: July 23rd, 2009.

Wither Briggs

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Wither Briggs.

Wither pilots RC Boats in Spreckels Pond.

Birthdate: July 24th, 2009.

Rolf Doktr

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Rolf Doktr.

Rolf does not see the point in throw pillows.

Birthdate: July 25th, 2009.

Foton Warptick

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Foton Warptick.

Foton moves before he knows it.

Birthdate: July 27th, 2009.

Seamus O'McGrumple

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Seamus O'McGrumple.

Seamus organizes a workplace bowling team.

Birthdate: July 28th, 2009.

Vladimr Kibblr

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Vladimr Kibblr.

Vladimr develops photos at the Dribbits Fotomat.

Birthdate: July 29th, 2009.

Cecilia GoGibbert

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Cecilia GoGibbert.

Cecilia's observations are trenchant and kind.

Birthdate: July 30th, 2009.

Pulm Underhill

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Pulm Underhill.

Pulm gets no credit for his vital work.

Birthdate: July 31st, 2009.

Vern Trag

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Vern Trag.

Vern is on probation for (inadvertent) workplace violations.

Birthdate: August 1st, 2009.

Blitz Starmount

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Blitz Starmount.

Blitz is not ignoring you.

Birthdate: August 3rd, 2009.

Samuel Bookit

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Samuel Bookit.

Samuel is happily apneatic.

Birthdate: August 4th, 2009.

Belfry Turniket

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Belfry Turniket.

Belfry has an adjustable RPM dial.

Birthdate: August 5th, 2009.

Hans Brickman

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Hans Brickman.

Hans looks for bargains in the Uberduber flea market.

Birthdate: August 6th, 2009.

Vacuo Mint

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Vacuo Mint.

Vacuo is a terrible fidgeter.

Birthdate: August 7th, 2009.

Cubit Indiyo

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Cubit Indiyo.

Cubit tells hilarious stories about his college days.

Birthdate: August 8th, 2009.

Peepers-en-Coquette

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Peepers-en-Coquette.

Peepers has unbounded obsequiousness.

Birthdate: August 10th, 2009.

Clodus Winsome

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Clodus Winsome.

Clodus operates a small network of bookshoppes.

Birthdate: August 11th, 2009.

Maureen Wurtzman

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Maureen Wurtzman.

Maureen talks without speaking.

Birthdate: August 12th, 2009.

Phonus Julian

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Phonus Julian.

Phonus Julian manages the laser factory at Brinkus.

Birthdate: August 13th, 2009.

Francis Ham

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Francis Ham.

Francis Ham can not remember what happened last night, ever.

Birthdate: August 14th, 2009.

Blubers McKeysie

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Blubers McKeysie.

Blubers gets lost easily, even in small hamlets.

Birthdate: August 15th, 2009.

mx-32

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is mx-32.

mx-32 is powered by an ARM9 processor.

Birthdate: August 17th, 2009.

Chibb Hoster

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Chibb Hoster.

Chibb curates fine platters of nuts and cheeses.

Birthdate: August 18th, 2009.

Frixton Velvet

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Frixton Velvet.

Frixton has a strange collection of accordions and cat hair.

Birthdate: August 19th, 2009.

Merriman Rutes

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Merriman Rutes.

Merriman's coat of fur turns white in the winter.

Birthdate: August 20th, 2009.

Wobbit Pitcher

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Wobbit Pitcher.

Wobbit loves his cat.

Birthdate: August 21st, 2009.

Quito Ewing

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Quito Ewing.

Quito wants badly to find a wife.

Birthdate: August 22nd, 2009.

Du Fostrice

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Du Fostrice.

Du guarantees your child will be fitter and happier.

Birthdate: August 24th, 2009.

Votibulus Freethot

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Votibulus Freethot.

Votibulus is eking by on a small government pension.

Birthdate: August 25th, 2009.

Akute Egress

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Akute Egress.

Akute does not believe in moral victories.

Birthdate: August 26th, 2009.

Warner Robins

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Warner Robins.

Warner has a well respected lapidary studio.

Birthdate: August 27th, 2009.

Quay Fobb

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Quay Fobb.

Quay works at the docks as a shipping clerk.

Birthdate: August 28th, 2009.

Krobbus

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 29 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Krobbus.

Krobbus makes decisions on his own time.

Birthdate: August 29th, 2009.

Set Mot

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Set Mot.

Set has a deep affection for the work of Piet Mondrian.

Birthdate: August 31st, 2009.

Dobus and Mert

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Dobus and Mert.

Dobus and Mert run an unsuccessful Private Investigation Agency.

Birthdate: September 1st, 2009.

Sercks

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Sercks.

Sercks prefers termites to bees.

Birthdate: September 2nd, 2009.

Cannon Dale

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Cannon Dale.

Cannon has anger management problems, but he doesn't think so.

Birthdate: September 3rd, 2009.

Fibbert

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Fibbert.

Fibbert did not make it.

Birthdate: September 4th, 2009.

Gim Ikon

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Gim Ikon.

Gim is a typographer, but prefers to paint.

Birthdate: September 5th, 2009.

Boid Preener

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Boid Preener.

Boid can not seem to attract a mate.

Birthdate: September 7th, 2009.

Victus Plame

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Victus Plame.

Victus' whereabouts are rarely known.

Birthdate: September 8th, 2009.

Francisco Potemkin

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Francisco Potemkin.

Francisco's dream will not perish easily.

Birthdate: September 9th, 2009.

Hunter Ballistik

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Hunter Ballistik.

Hunter does not question his mission.

Birthdate: September 10th, 2009.

Pax Lido

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Pax Lido.

Pax yearns for the impossible.

Birthdate: September 11th, 2009.

Gimbus Locker

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Gimbus Locker.

Gimbus just cannot seem to find his keys.

Birthdate: September 12th, 2009.

Buskit Vippers

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Buskit Vippers.

Buskit is overwhelmed by digital technologies.

Birthdate: September 14th, 2009.

Gyrnaut Flipkins

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Gyrnaut Flipkins.

Gyrnaut loves her job at the traveling faire.

Birthdate: September 15th, 2009.

Droopus Gander

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Droopus Gander.

Droopus must leave his tree for University soon.

Birthdate: September 16th, 2009.

Timothy Tumpus

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Timothy Tumpus.

Timothy is concerned about current events.

Birthdate: September 17th, 2009.

Lady Jenkins of Kinterplatz

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Lady Jenkins of Kinterplatz.

Lady Jenkins works tirelessly on the behalf of children far away from her estate.

Birthdate: September 18th, 2009.

Norman Cobs

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Norman Cobs.

Norman believes his ideas are not expressible in words.

Birthdate: September 19th, 2009.

Podrobus Kroobot

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Podrobus Kroobot.

Do not question the motives of Podrobus Kroobot.

Birthdate: September 21st, 2009.

Nathaniel Cumbus

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Nathaniel Cumbus.

Nathaniel berates himself constantly.

Birthdate: September 22nd, 2009.

Avis Fonix

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Avis Fonix.

Avis will take a win, pretty or not.

Birthdate: September 23rd, 2009.

Cumulo Nimbul

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Cumulo Nimbul.

Cumulo is afraid of heights.

Birthdate: September 24th, 2009.

Lewis Dagon

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Lewis Dagon.

Lewis considers himself a spiritual, but not religious, person.

Birthdate: September 25th, 2009.

Jark Armabus

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Jark Armabus.

Jark teaches swimming at the Gibbrit Public Pool.

Birthdate: September 26th, 2009.

Walter Stovpot

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Walter Stovpot.

Walter never uses disposable cutlery.

Birthdate: September 28th, 2009.

Stanley Windmaker

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Stanley Windmaker.

Stanley cannot get the copy machine to work.

Birthdate: September 29th, 2009.

Maas Bauble

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Maas Bauble.

Maas is reckless in love and quick to anger.

Birthdate: September 30th, 2009.

Capitaine Ademaine LeSnurbbe

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Capitaine Ademaine LeSnurbbe.

The Capitaine has an illusory control over his subordinates.

Birthdate: October 1st, 2009.

Gleek Melliphonious

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Gleek Melliphonious.

Gleek earned first chair viola in the community orchestra.

Birthdate: October 2nd, 2009.

Haberman Flatch

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Haberman Flatch.

Haberman usually builds from scratch.

Birthdate: October 3rd, 2009.

Igbrobrious Lyfenotte

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Igbrobrious Lyfenotte.

Igbrobrious has patents for six distinct pesticides.

Birthdate: October 5th, 2009.

Kingston Plus

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Kingston Plus.

Kingston owns the hydroball court.

Birthdate: October 6th, 2009.

Pawn White

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Pawn White.

Pawn does not understand the forces that control him.

Birthdate: October 7th, 2009.

Verdant Freiflough

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Verdant Freiflough.

Verdant confuses zucchinis and cucumbers, to his salad's misfortune.

Birthdate: October 8th, 2009.

Emzee Oosher

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Emzee Oosher.

Emzee is an apprentice mechanic at Hutchbit Body & Tire.

Birthdate: October 9th, 2009.

Vole Undertrough

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Vole Undertrough.

Vole works in marketing for a children's apparel concern.

Birthdate: October 10th, 2009.

Ace Gorbieroid

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Ace Gorbieroid.

Ace is going for some sort of record.

Birthdate: October 12th, 2009.

Daryll Hobbots

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Daryll Hobbots.

Daryll follows instructions fairly well.

Birthdate: October 13th, 2009.

Ty Zipper

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Ty Zipper.

Ty tries to keep his charges on separate plates; but it's hard.

Birthdate: October 14th, 2009.

Stuart Squire

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Stuart Squire.

Stuart is looking for dragons high and low.

Birthdate: October 15th, 2009.

Jiffy Bobbert

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Jiffy Bobbert.

Jiffy looks forward to art class each week.

Birthdate: October 16th, 2009.

Berserkers N1 & N2

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Berserkers N1 & N2.

Berserkers N1 & N2 are not really dangerous.

Birthdate: October 17th, 2009.

Mike Pocket

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Mike Pocket.

Mike has never crashed once. He's come close.

Birthdate: October 19th, 2009.

Macrus Proton

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Macrus Proton.

Macrus aligns the elements.

Birthdate: October 20th, 2009.

Officer Krobes

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Officer Krobes.

Officer Krobes works the children's crosswalks before school.

Birthdate: October 21st, 2009.

Melvin Whiprod

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Melvin Whiprod.

Melvin would never ghost ride the whip.

Birthdate: October 22nd, 2009.

Cub Nichols

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Cub Nichols.

Cub can name every Yankee from 1963 onward.

Birthdate: October 23rd, 2009.

Ultra Trang

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Ultra Trang.

Prof. Trang's course in the History of the Zinkus Grubble, 1820 - 1834, is a definite crowd-pleaser.

Birthdate: October 24th, 2009.

Grib, Bishop of Hobberbury

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Grib, Bishop of Hobberbury.

Grib spreads the joy of salvation wherever he goes.

Birthdate: October 26th, 2009.

Vox Suica

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Vox Suica.

Vox plays bass in a soul band on the weekends.

Birthdate: October 27th, 2009.

Kopple Fobcakes

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Kopple Fobcakes.

Kopple listens to NPR on his morning commute.

Birthdate: October 28th, 2009.

Tsutomo Tanuki

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Tsutomo Tanuki.

Tsutomo fairs poorly in Western settings.

Birthdate: October 29th, 2009.

Murn Munket

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Murn Munket.

Murn installed a satellite dish by himself.

Birthdate: October 30th, 2009.

Marlowe Manzer

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 00:00:00 -0700

This monster's name is Marlowe Manzer.

Marlowe can't wait for candy!

Birthdate: October 31st, 2009.

Slimkus Bates

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Slimkus Bates.

Slimkus came right back home after earning his BS.

Birthdate: November 2nd, 2009.

Clementine Superb

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Clementine Superb.

Fresh out of the egg, Clementine looks at the world with wide eyes.

Birthdate: November 3rd, 2009.

Doug Gumble

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Doug Gumble.

Doug pushes the kids too hard.

Birthdate: November 4th, 2009.

Frex Lurndle

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Frex Lurndle.

Frex is a voracious reader.

Birthdate: November 5th, 2009.

Orville Shurbert

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Orville Shurbert.

Orville is going the distance.

Birthdate: November 6th, 2009.

Alamander Bell

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Alamander Bell.

Alamander is not getting any younger.

Birthdate: November 7th, 2009.

Wernicke Brio

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Wernicke Brio.

Wernicke works at the Candle Shoppe in Dirbix Beach.

Birthdate: November 9th, 2009.

Chester Thunderman

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Chester Thunderman.

Chester doesn't know what he is doing, ever.

Birthdate: November 10th, 2009.

Snell Mazyrynth

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Snell Mazyrynth.

Snell works in the Gribbot mines during the day, and sings like a lion in the taverns at night.

Birthdate: November 11th, 2009.

Bishop Randypant

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Bishop Randypant.

Bishop follows the Path of the Vegetable Selpuchre.

Birthdate: November 12th, 2009.

Judas Probbidge

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Judas Probbidge.

Judas drives the 63 Nurbert Avenue-Krobble Hill Local.

Birthdate: November 13th, 2009.

Moamar Gurx

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Moamar Gurx.

Moamar is one Pulp & Paper badge from Boy Scouthood.

Birthdate: November 14th, 2009.

Junior Card

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Junior Card.

Junior is ready to play with pads.

Birthdate: November 16th, 2009.

Stephen Earwux

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Stephen Earwux.

Stephen heads accounting.

Birthdate: November 17th, 2009.

Tibbilubber Jukes

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Tibbilubber Jukes.

Tibbilubber founded a burlesque theater in Loopert Alley in London.

Birthdate: November 18th, 2009.

Tampa Johnson

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Tampa Johnson.

Tampa doesn't play by the rules.

Birthdate: November 19th, 2009.

Raymond Yountville

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Raymond Yountville.

Raymond painted his living room black.

Birthdate: November 20th, 2009.

Juniper Whiprod

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Juniper Whiprod.

Juniper runs the hovercar messageboards.

Birthdate: November 21st, 2009.

Jürgen Tootlehorn

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Jürgen Tootlehorn.

Jürgen did some set design for Kraftwerk in the 1970's.

Birthdate: November 23rd, 2009.

Clunkus Grandmobile

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Clunkus Grandmobile.

Clunkus kept his vehicle in the settlement with the South Gobbus Airport Port Authority.

Birthdate: November 24th, 2009.

Tink Popple

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Tink Popple.

Tink tires easily.

Birthdate: November 25th, 2009.

Cotton Turnkey

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Cotton Turnkey.

Cotton believes in owning the means of production.

Birthdate: November 26th, 2009.

Carpal Tungulus

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Carpal Tungulus.

Carpal is uncomfortable in cramped spaces.

Birthdate: November 27th, 2009.

Rex Ingball

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Rex Ingball.

Rex will take care of you.

Birthdate: November 28th, 2009.

Vickus & Flam

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Vickus & Flam.

Vickus & Flam have not published in two years.

Birthdate: November 30th, 2009.

Dobrus Hurriman

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Dobrus Hurriman.

Dobrus is going to the wire!

Birthdate: December 1st, 2009.

Murt Krubbins

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Murt Krubbins.

Murt has uncountably many regrets in life.

Birthdate: December 2nd, 2009.

Teebly Flapjacket

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Teebly Flapjacket.

Teebly is off to the races.

Birthdate: December 3rd, 2009.

Protus 9

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Protus 9.

Protus welcomes you to the Digital Age.

Birthdate: December 4th, 2009.

Mingus Hopt

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 05 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Mingus Hopt.

Mingus appreciates the finer things.

Birthdate: December 5th, 2009.

Boom & Plunkit

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Boom & Plunkit.

Boom & Plunkit have their problems.

Birthdate: December 7th, 2009.

Gareth Lumen

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Gareth Lumen.

Gareth chases the Unknown.

Birthdate: December 8th, 2009.

Winnimaker Jute

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Winnimaker Jute.

Winnimaker says, "Why, Hello!" in greeting.

Birthdate: December 9th, 2009.

Krudditch Glarpf

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Krudditch Glarpf.

Krudditch has perennially bad luck.

Birthdate: December 10th, 2009.

Stilt Trundler

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Stilt Trundler.

Stilt has an exquisite set of Craftsmen miniature homes.

Birthdate: December 11th, 2009.

Chuds Bunkler

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Chuds Bunkler.

Chuds prefers to stay on the factory floor.

Birthdate: December 12th, 2009.

Ogrobus Khime

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Ogrobus Khime.

Ogrobus heats and cools liquids with his mind force.

Birthdate: December 14th, 2009.

Dr. Yonkers

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Dr. Yonkers.

Dr. Yonkers' plots must be stopped.

Birthdate: December 15th, 2009.

Simon Grimples

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Simon Grimples.

Simon places his family ahead of himself.

Birthdate: December 16th, 2009.

Hitsuji McCloud

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Hitsuji McCloud.

Hitsuji follows the Yomiuri Giants.

Birthdate: December 17th, 2009.

Eve Swooper

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Eve Swooper.

Eve packs her children's lunch before heading to work.

Birthdate: December 18th, 2009.

Mibrimus Nicepik

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 19 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Mibrimus Nicepik.

Mibrimus purposefully limits her scope.

Birthdate: December 19th, 2009.

Meemus Meebert

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Meemus Meebert.

Meemus likes to give.

Birthdate: December 21st, 2009.

Pinkston Strapp

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Pinkston Strapp.

Pinkston made a succinct Christmas list this year.

Birthdate: December 22nd, 2009.

Rhombus Nop

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Rhombus Nop.

Rhombus is a straight-shooter.

Birthdate: December 23rd, 2009.

Jorge Wheelman

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Jorge Wheelman.

Jorge is a tickle master.

Birthdate: December 24th, 2009.

Elder Finwig

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Elder Finwig.

Elder was there, one of the three, who recognized the holy night.

Birthdate: December 25th, 2009.

Marlock Mavenfarm

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Marlock Mavenfarm.

Marlock bends the elements to his will.

Birthdate: December 26th, 2009.

Vulcan Thoot

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Mon, 28 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Vulcan Thoot.

Vulcan pays close attention in History class.

Birthdate: December 28th, 2009.

Christine Goomux

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Christine Goomux.

Christine coaches the Igbert High School girls' volleyball squad.

Birthdate: December 29th, 2009.

Caldwell Monolith

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Caldwell Monolith.

Caldwell will persist until the end of the world.

Birthdate: December 30th, 2009.

Mr. Black

Prof. Engd., with Mster. Jeevan Kalanithi — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 00:00:00 -0800

This monster's name is Mr. Black.

Mr. Black will not lock up until the last patron has left the Theatre.

Birthdate: December 31st, 2009.