Minority Reporthttp://blog.mlive.com/minorityreport/Quirky Michigan NewsenFri, 13 Feb 2009 00:53:01 PSTMovable Type Enterprise 1.52 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/noQuirky Michigan News42.266805-83.722978minority_reporthttp://feedburner.google.comBattle Creek zoo offers erotic tour for Valentine's Dayhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/minority_report/~3/teFeyMWVhAI/battle_creek_zoo_offers_erotic.htmlAnimalsJames Schmehl | MLive.comFri, 13 Feb 2009 00:53:01 PSTtag:blog.mlive.com,2009:/minorityreport//4287.2208152 ]]>AP PhotoHey, everyone needs some love -- even Roxy, a rockhopper penguin. Roxy has her own page on a social networking site with more than 400 friends and she is expected to receive lots of letters and cards for Valentine's...http://blog.mlive.com/minorityreport/2009/02/battle_creek_zoo_offers_erotic.htmlVandals cause massive release of sewage into the Grand Riverhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/minority_report/~3/6UCFtE4czCE/vandals_cause_massive_release.html29528832743634721577464024515Scott Thorn | MLive.comTue, 10 Feb 2009 09:41:58 PSTtag:blog.mlive.com,2009:/minorityreport//4287.2187833 ]]>AP File PhotoVandals in Portland Mich. cause massive sewage spill. Vandals in Portland caused thousands of gallons of untreated sewage to be released into the Grand River. The sewer was backed up because it was full of branches. February 10,...http://blog.mlive.com/minorityreport/2009/02/vandals_cause_massive_release.htmlBreakfast interrupted: 6-point buck breaks into Michigan homehttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/minority_report/~3/X9ILgUMgF9I/breakfast_interrupted_6point_b.html3273582136833473273608535255369611658576110330701Scott Thorn | MLive.comTue, 10 Feb 2009 05:30:40 PSTtag:blog.mlive.com,2009:/minorityreport//4287.2187325 ]]>AP File Photo6-point buck breaks into home. This pic is not a buck, just a representation. I could draw antlers on it. Keith Luke and his family were enjoying a Sunday morning breakfast when they heard glass shattering in their...http://blog.mlive.com/minorityreport/2009/02/breakfast_interrupted_6point_b.htmlAre you THAT guy? Michigan facilitator takes a look at conflict resolutionhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/minority_report/~3/SRjrfkA39mg/are_you_that_guy_cnn_takes_a_l.html3264372003134722373710113Scott Thorn | MLive.comMon, 09 Feb 2009 10:38:45 PSTtag:blog.mlive.com,2009:/minorityreport//4287.2182932 ]]>AP File PhotoEx-President George W. Bush caught in a maze of cubicles without an exit strategy. Corporate Afghanistan. OK, it's rare that I find anything amusing on CNN, other than Wolf Blitzer, but how can you beat a post called...http://blog.mlive.com/minorityreport/2009/02/are_you_that_guy_cnn_takes_a_l.htmlJessica Simpson cries offstage in Grand Rapids: Enough already!http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/minority_report/~3/A8uNQYxw1Ig/jessica_simpson_cries_offstage.htmlEntertainmentMichiganMusicOdd392579010335319084Scott Thorn | MLive.comFri, 06 Feb 2009 10:38:13 PSTtag:blog.mlive.com,2009:/minorityreport//4287.2170497 ]]>AP Photo/LM OteroMedia overhypes Jessica Simpson breakdown. It's barely been one full day and I'm already tired of it. Jessica Simpson had a bad day, ok? And now I have to jump aboard too. I really hate you gossip mags...http://blog.mlive.com/minorityreport/2009/02/jessica_simpson_cries_offstage.htmlJumping head-first into the Sharkwaterhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/minority_report/~3/ZTZmjcO7Mfg/jumping_headfirst_into_the_sha.htmlEntertainmentHealthMichiganOdd22623229743229723997034723229703229751411Scott Thorn | MLive.comThu, 05 Feb 2009 09:12:37 PSTtag:blog.mlive.com,2009:/minorityreport//4287.2162883 Living in Michigan? Unemployed? Probably at least 10% of you. You've hit hard times; what are you going to do next? Jeff Deyoung and Don Rodgers hit upon an idea...
]]>ComplimentaryMichigan men embark on local liquor business with 'Sharkwater'. --> Living in Michigan? Unemployed? Probably at least 10% of you. You've hit hard times; what are you going to do next? Jeff Deyoung and Don Rodgers hit upon an idea...http://blog.mlive.com/minorityreport/2009/02/jumping_headfirst_into_the_sha.htmlDog shot after defecating in neighbor's yardhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/minority_report/~3/I18j9dtCXE4/dog_shot_after_defecating_in_n.htmlCrimeMichiganOddOutdoors1092032279794432279618745347232279912230Scott Thorn | MLive.comThu, 05 Feb 2009 07:11:57 PSTtag:blog.mlive.com,2009:/minorityreport//4287.2162122 ]]>AP File PhotoMichigan man allegedly shoots chocolate labrador for defacating in his yard. Not this dog, though; it's just a representation of such a dog. A Michign man allegedly shot a dog who wandered onto his property and relieved itself....http://blog.mlive.com/minorityreport/2009/02/dog_shot_after_defecating_in_n.htmlKid Rock: straight out the trailer and into the Palacehttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/minority_report/~3/nuqe8sy3Ql8/kid_rock_straight_out_the_trai.htmlDetroitEntertainmentMichiganMusic89359353534701930193402271777233260331285535326Scott Thorn | MLive.comTue, 03 Feb 2009 12:12:56 PSTtag:blog.mlive.com,2009:/minorityreport//4287.2149292 ]]> AP File PhotoKid Rock honored by the Palace of Auburn Hills near Detroit. Hometown boy and rock star Kid Rock made his way back to Detroit for an honor, a happy birthday, and some basketball. February 02, 2009: Contact...http://blog.mlive.com/minorityreport/2009/02/kid_rock_straight_out_the_trai.htmlSpider-man to start web-slinging in Michigan?http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/minority_report/~3/InVUpHPwKt0/spiderman_to_start_webslinging.htmlMLive.com - Home Page - Entertainment320763137274794320764320765Scott Thorn | MLive.comThu, 05 Feb 2009 05:17:01 PSTtag:blog.mlive.com,2009:/minorityreport//4287.2148424 ]]>With Michigan's incentives for filmmakers, Sam Raimi suggests the possibility that this could become reality.http://blog.mlive.com/minorityreport/2009/02/spiderman_to_start_webslinging.htmlDenny's hits 'Grand Slam' with free breakfasthttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/minority_report/~3/VV67KVMxuX8/dennys_hits_grand_slam_with_fr.htmlMichigan14614320718839763197331751303207193472Scott Thorn | MLive.comTue, 03 Feb 2009 08:16:52 PSTtag:blog.mlive.com,2009:/minorityreport//4287.2148245 ]]>AP PhotoCrowd waiting outside today for their free breakfast from Denny's If you haven't already heard about it, you're not too late to take part. Denny's hit a 'Grand Slam' today by offering free breakfasts from 6am until 2pm...http://blog.mlive.com/minorityreport/2009/02/dennys_hits_grand_slam_with_fr.htmlMichigan child video porn suspect found dead in homehttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/minority_report/~3/Q8dcHtfL1Y0/michigan_child_video_porn_susp.html3198751155514509347221034170440176012262Scott Thorn | MLive.comMon, 02 Feb 2009 12:10:22 PSTtag:blog.mlive.com,2009:/minorityreport//4287.2143143 ]]>A Michigan man was found dead in his home after an apparent suicide. He left a note, the contents of which have not yet been released. This stems from a web broadcast the man had made in November documenting the...http://blog.mlive.com/minorityreport/2009/02/michigan_child_video_porn_susp.htmlGroundhog's Day: Prognosticating whistle-pig retreats for six more weekshttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/minority_report/~3/Opp8H8hOGDI/groundhogs_day_prognosticating.htmlAnimalsEntertainmentMichiganNatureOdd318199319845919347231984667621Scott Thorn | MLive.comMon, 02 Feb 2009 10:49:32 PSTtag:blog.mlive.com,2009:/minorityreport//4287.2142981 ]]> AP PhotoGroundhog sees shadow, in shock returns to hole. Throw the piggy over the cliff! Sucks to your ass-mar, Piggy! We have more winter in store. February 02, 2009: At the Howell Nature Center, Woody wouldn't come out of...http://blog.mlive.com/minorityreport/2009/02/groundhogs_day_prognosticating.htmlWhen logs attack! Michigan man suffers head traumahttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/minority_report/~3/YiCSN8WMmtk/when_logs_attack_michigan_man.htmlCrimeMichiganNatureOddOutdoors332318184576423181823472251372104611Scott Thorn | MLive.comFri, 30 Jan 2009 11:42:36 PSTtag:blog.mlive.com,2009:/minorityreport//4287.2131875 ]]>A log was just sitting there, waiting, for its time to be used as firewood or mulch. But this log's fate was interrupted... A 19-year-old man from Muskegon was found guilty of attacking another man this log....http://blog.mlive.com/minorityreport/2009/01/when_logs_attack_michigan_man.htmlDog frozen to sidewalk in Michigan's Upper Peninsulahttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/minority_report/~3/e7WkhrYDSeo/dog_frozen_to_sidewalk_in_mich.html9443935266533206331665431665534722198488038Scott Thorn | MLive.comThu, 29 Jan 2009 04:35:40 PSTtag:blog.mlive.com,2009:/minorityreport//4287.2123065 ]]>Take a 100 pound malamute and add below freezing temperatures in Michigan's Upper Peninsula and what do you get? Dog-cicle. The dog, Sutton, was found frozen to a sidewalk in Hancock, Mich., before he was spotted by passers-by who alerted...http://blog.mlive.com/minorityreport/2009/01/dog_frozen_to_sidewalk_in_mich.htmlTonya Harding returns to Michigan 15 years afterhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/minority_report/~3/7vl8fM3sj80/it_has_been_15_years.html353539422717602234721506968401610699176649316087Scott Thorn | MLive.comWed, 28 Jan 2009 12:21:15 PSTtag:blog.mlive.com,2009:/minorityreport//4287.2119896 ]]>It has been 15 years since the infamous knee-whacking Of Nancy Kerrigan, the cries, "Why? Why?," and the investigation that led to Tonya Harding being stripped of her Olympic medal. But she's back... Tonya Harding was back in Michigan to...http://blog.mlive.com/minorityreport/2009/01/it_has_been_15_years.htmlnonadult