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Snarky Greeting Cards by Flytrap

MissMalaprop — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:04:55 +0000

So…. I kind of love mean, snarky humor. Maybe it’s wrong, but the stranger, the snarkier, the better. So it should come as no surprise that when I happened upon Flytrap greeting cards, I nearly sprayed milk out of my nose. (Okay, not really, but you get the idea…)

I love these “little reasons you should do me” notecards:

And these parking notes. You know, for next time you see some jerk who has parked in the most riduculous, inconsiderate way possible. Just let them know how much you appreciate their parking job.

And of course, it just wouldn’t be the holidays without some appropriately snarky remarks, right?

Check out more cards by Flytrap at their website, Etsy shop or on Artfire.

Gothic Victorian Tiaras and Jewelry by EJPcreations

MissMalaprop — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:40:18 +0000

I know Halloween is over, but I can’t help but fall in love with these beautiful gothic inspired tiaras and jewelry by EJPcreations. I’ve always been a sucker for anything vaguely Victorian when it comes to fashion, and I’ve got to admit: these would look amazing with a corset and bustle skirt.

Top off the perfect steampunk, neo-Victorian or goth look at the EJPcreations Etsy shop.

Isla New York Handmade Eco-friendly Clothing

MissMalaprop — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:52:33 +0000

My friend Tressa is always sending me links to the best Etsy shops. Like this one, Isla New York. The designer Regina makes each piece of clothing to order herself and creates these skirts, shirts, dresses and more with jersey fabric made from a blend of soy, certified organic cotton, and spandex that she hand-dyes in a variety of bold colors.

Isla New York also offers plus sizes, since everything is made to order. Just contact Regina for details!

Amazon Kindle for Paperless Books

MissMalaprop — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:07:17 +0000

My mom is a pretty avid reader, and recently we were having a conversation about the Kindle. Apparently she’s been ordering books like crazy off of Amazon lately. (I’ve tried to convince her how amazing PaperBackSwap is, but I think she does a book swap with some of her local friends instead.)

She told me that she’s interested in possibly getting a Kindle, but she would prefer to be able to see and use one in person before committing to purchase one. I’ve found reviews online that seem very positive for the 2nd generation Kindle, but I’d like to know if anyone out there has a Kindle or has experience using one? Or do you know if there’s any place where you can test them out in person? I’m contemplating going in on one with my sister for Christmas for my mom, but I want to make sure it’s something she’ll really be able to use. I’m also a little afraid it’s like the iPhone in that once someone else I know has one, I’ll want one for myself! Also, apparently there are two different sizes (a 6″ and a 9.7″ display)… I’m not sure which one she would want!

If you have experience with one of these, please let me know! I think my mom would like it and it’s definitely more eco-friendly than stacks and stacks of paper books. (Not to mention cheaper in the long run for books and it would save space!)

Needle & Spool of Thread Earrings by Mark Kaplan

MissMalaprop — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:50:06 +0000

Ever since I saw Liz Grotyohann of Cosa Verde post these needle and thread earrings on Modish recently, I’ve been smitten. I swear, if it wasn’t for the fact that I already wear my octopus tentacle earrings almost every day, these would totally be on my “must have” list right now.

Aren’t they just amazing? The needle is made from 14 karat gold-filled wire and threads through your ear. The spool is wrapped with embroidery floss, which can be swapped out with new thread whenever you please. (You can make it match your outfits!) These would be an absolutely unique gift for that special stitcher or seamstress in your life. Available for purchase in Mark Kaplan’s Etsy shop along with all of his other beautiful jewelry creations.