tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-69704482802027663562012-02-22T01:03:22.704+02:00Mizah, Karikatür, Fıkra, Yeşilçam Filmleri, Yurdum İnsanıİsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.comBlogger481125mizahturkhttp://feedburner.google.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-26147930933254333302012-02-22T01:03:00.001+02:002012-02-22T01:03:22.742+02:002012-02-22T01:03:22.742+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-k2CPfYQKp_U/T0Qid9ub4tI/AAAAAAAAAUU/VplSiRIL_DE/s1600/Yasak+A%C5%9Fk.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-k2CPfYQKp_U/T0Qid9ub4tI/AAAAAAAAAUU/VplSiRIL_DE/s400/Yasak+A%C5%9Fk.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> - Allah kimseyi yasak aşkın kollarına düşürmesin abi çok zor!..<br /> - En sonunda yedin dayağı tabi kocasından.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-2614793093325433330?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/4EHskwXYPxA" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/yasak-ask.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-12952338203230542392012-02-22T00:55:00.000+02:002012-02-22T00:55:19.596+02:002012-02-22T00:55:19.596+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-g1066YdOCqc/T0QbgSMuXpI/AAAAAAAAAUM/tftmYfi35NY/s1600/A%25C4%259Fz%25C4%25B1na+Biraz+Mas+Fakt%25C3%25B6r+S%25C3%25BCrd%25C3%25BCm.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-g1066YdOCqc/T0QbgSMuXpI/AAAAAAAAAUM/tftmYfi35NY/s400/A%25C4%259Fz%25C4%25B1na+Biraz+Mas+Fakt%25C3%25B6r+S%25C3%25BCrd%25C3%25BCm.jpg" width="357" /></a></div> - Ambulans geliyor, siz ilk müdehaleyi yaptınız mı?...<br /> - Ağzına biraz mas faktör sürdüm...<br /> - Mas faktör mü? Siz doktorsunuz di mi?<br /> - Hayır, ben "hello baby" filminin baş makyözü Alex Jordan, mas faktör lazım mı?..<br /> - Anaa... Çekil lan manyak herif!..<br /> - Hehehe... Linç mi ediceniz beni? Linç mi olucam ben?..</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-1295233820323054239?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/3Rp-oJRAEQA" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/agzna-biraz-mas-faktor-surdum.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-18201367754844308302012-02-22T00:52:00.001+02:002012-02-22T00:52:38.395+02:002012-02-22T00:52:38.395+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yNNwZtkfmm4/T0QbewipXVI/AAAAAAAAAUE/im1AHUvp0uo/s1600/A%25C4%259Fz%25C4%25B1m%25C4%25B1zda+Su+Dola%25C5%259Ft%25C4%25B1rsak+Oru%25C3%25A7+Bozulur+mu.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="327" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-yNNwZtkfmm4/T0QbewipXVI/AAAAAAAAAUE/im1AHUvp0uo/s400/A%25C4%259Fz%25C4%25B1m%25C4%25B1zda+Su+Dola%25C5%259Ft%25C4%25B1rsak+Oru%25C3%25A7+Bozulur+mu.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> - Ağzımda suyu dolandırıp yutmadan çıkarsak oruç buzuluyo mu?..<br /> - Bozulmaz...<br /> - Peki ağza suyu aldık... Hafiften dolandırıyoruz... İnceden bademciğe dokunuyo... Derken hop, bi damla yapıştı diyelim bademciye... Lıp lıp, nefesle bi içeri bi dışarı girip çıkıyo...<br /> - Tam o anda cehennemi düşün...<br /> - Haa. Olmuyo yani... Peki suyu ağza aldık...<br /> - Lıkır lıkır iç itoğlu it, bi bok olmaz senden...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-1820136775484430830?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/0bDZxt4sLWI" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/agzmda-suyu-dolandrp-yutmadan-ckarsak.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-43005633600955434302012-02-22T00:50:00.000+02:002012-02-22T00:50:02.075+02:002012-02-22T00:50:02.075+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dOrOcnbhI-c/T0QbdxW38FI/AAAAAAAAAT8/0ZH8s8nye90/s1600/A%25C4%259Fz%25C4%25B1mdan+%25C4%25B0%25C4%259Frenmezsen.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dOrOcnbhI-c/T0QbdxW38FI/AAAAAAAAAT8/0ZH8s8nye90/s400/A%25C4%259Fz%25C4%25B1mdan+%25C4%25B0%25C4%259Frenmezsen.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> - Ağzımdan iğrenmezsen seni öpmek istiyorum Nuray.<br /> - Yani İsmet, öyle bişey söylüyosun ki bitiriyosun romantizmi...<br /> - Değişik şeyler diyorum di mi?..<br /> - Ay evet yani...<br /> - Oturup uzun uzun bu konuda konuşmak isterdim ama oturamıyorum, basurum var...<br /> - Bak yine... </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-4300563360095543430?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/I635ojqlcqk" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/agzmdan-igrenmezsen-seni-opmek.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-65320522566453474102012-02-22T00:48:00.000+02:002012-02-22T00:48:02.559+02:002012-02-22T00:48:02.559+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-95cDgocbNJs/T0QbcyllJsI/AAAAAAAAAT0/t50QlIUds6Y/s1600/A%25C3%25A7%25C4%25B1n+Kap%25C4%25B1y%25C4%25B1+Polis.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="360" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-95cDgocbNJs/T0QbcyllJsI/AAAAAAAAAT0/t50QlIUds6Y/s400/A%25C3%25A7%25C4%25B1n+Kap%25C4%25B1y%25C4%25B1+Polis.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> - Açın kapıyı, polis!!!<br /> - Açtık ya.<br /> - Öbür kapıyı da açın ceryan yapsın?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-6532052256645347410?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/F7jBCfrYWu8" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/acn-kapy-polis.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-80255262077183646402012-02-22T00:46:00.001+02:002012-02-22T00:46:53.111+02:002012-02-22T00:46:53.111+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cywraETldog/T0QbcLzt35I/AAAAAAAAATo/wOXIPHHWVmI/s1600/Alo+%25C4%25B0yi+G%25C3%25BCnler.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cywraETldog/T0QbcLzt35I/AAAAAAAAATo/wOXIPHHWVmI/s1600/Alo+%25C4%25B0yi+G%25C3%25BCnler.jpg" /></a></div> - Alo iyi günler... Muhsin'le görüşecektim.<br /> - Ben de imdi sizi arayacaktım... Burda Muhsin diye biri yok... Yanlış numara...<br /> - Hasta mısın birader?<br /> - Onu diycektim ben de...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-8025526207718364640?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/B9nEE1XYcK4" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/alo-iyi-gunler.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-10984431225329893332012-02-22T00:44:00.001+02:002012-02-22T00:44:35.657+02:002012-02-22T00:44:35.657+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9UW3dhAWqII/T0Qba8PKmFI/AAAAAAAAATk/IydUY5VItew/s1600/Ali+Efendi+%25C3%2587ocuk.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="375" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-9UW3dhAWqII/T0Qba8PKmFI/AAAAAAAAATk/IydUY5VItew/s400/Ali+Efendi+%25C3%2587ocuk.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> - Çocuklar, Ali evlendi diye muhabbetinize almuyomuşunuz doğru mu?<br /> - Yok yenge, buyursun gelsin... Ali naber? Şu karıya bak süt gibi dimi?..<br /> - Sevgilim bak, Rıza arkadaşın bişey soruyo..<br /> - Ee... Ehm... Bembeyazmış gerçekten...<br /> - Tamam mı bi tanem? Gidelim mi?<br /> - Gidelim!<br /> - Hadi güle güle de arkadaşlarına.<br /> - Güle gülee...<br /> - Yürü git len...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-1098443122532989333?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/SDMsxH-d9d4" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/ali-efendi-bi-cocuk.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-49265410376536431432012-02-22T00:39:00.001+02:002012-02-22T00:39:19.990+02:002012-02-22T00:39:19.990+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2wvrLiqnyU0/T0QbaCzkIjI/AAAAAAAAATY/Ldsb-dzASZM/s1600/Ah+Doktor+%25C5%259Euram+A%25C4%259Fr%25C4%25B1yor.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="393" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-2wvrLiqnyU0/T0QbaCzkIjI/AAAAAAAAATY/Ldsb-dzASZM/s400/Ah+Doktor+%25C5%259Euram+A%25C4%259Fr%25C4%25B1yor.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> - Ahhh, doktor, tam şuram ağrıyo... Böyle arkadan yanlara doğru.<br /> - Lütfen bizim anlayacağımız dilde söylermisiniz?<br /> - Aıhh, söyle hanım...<br /> - Akuk... Akus.<br /> - Akut kolestisit mi?<br /> - Herhalde, ne bilelim lan, ahh...<br /> - Aa. Ama o çok fena birşeydir napıcaz?..<br /> - G.tüne koyacaz senin gibi doktorun...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-4926541037653643143?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/l4ErTy3FHYw" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/ahhh-doktor-tam-suram-agryo.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-16902725092524553552012-02-22T00:36:00.001+02:002012-02-22T00:36:16.131+02:002012-02-22T00:36:16.131+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fDPC0w8gO8g/T0QbZe4IMJI/AAAAAAAAATU/18cmiN6uubo/s1600/Ad%25C4%25B1+Bats%25C4%25B1n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="219" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fDPC0w8gO8g/T0QbZe4IMJI/AAAAAAAAATU/18cmiN6uubo/s400/Ad%25C4%25B1+Bats%25C4%25B1n.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> - Sallanma lan!! Kesiyorum yevmiyenden!.. Daha geminin adını yeni mi yazıyon?..<br /> - Adı batsın...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-1690272509252455355?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/OcLqZCP3g_o" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/ad-batsn.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-5681112787489317602012-02-22T00:34:00.001+02:002012-02-22T00:34:28.026+02:002012-02-22T00:34:28.026+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-B2lYwbvU9Dc/T0QbYrlAYtI/AAAAAAAAATM/DmK6GXItNHA/s1600/Abim+Bana+Pokemon+Diyo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="294" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-B2lYwbvU9Dc/T0QbYrlAYtI/AAAAAAAAATM/DmK6GXItNHA/s320/Abim+Bana+Pokemon+Diyo.jpg" width="320" /></a></div> - Anne!! Abim bana pokemon diyo!!!<br /> - E, pokemonu seviyodun sen?..<br /> - Gönülden sevmiyorum...<br /> <br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-568111278748931760?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/sDzI22QrQwM" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/abim-bana-pokemon-diyo.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-67899677072869881942012-02-22T00:31:00.000+02:002012-02-22T00:31:13.242+02:002012-02-22T00:31:13.242+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Gg1BwmxQ2NU/T0Qa3humPaI/AAAAAAAAATE/G8_CZtPw8YU/s1600/Abi+Ger%C3%A7ekten+Is%C4%B1rd%C4%B1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="248" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Gg1BwmxQ2NU/T0Qa3humPaI/AAAAAAAAATE/G8_CZtPw8YU/s400/Abi+Ger%C3%A7ekten+Is%C4%B1rd%C4%B1.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> - Parola?..<br /> - Öküz g.tümü ısırdı...<br /> - Tamam gelebilirsin.<br /> - Abi gerçekten ısırdı...<br /> - Olsun gel...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-6789967707286988194?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/9mvBndN_Reo" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/abi-gercekten-srd.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-60933006029933707162012-02-22T00:29:00.001+02:002012-02-22T00:29:18.018+02:002012-02-22T00:29:18.018+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-O3I-2t86G3s/T0QaBhIRDEI/AAAAAAAAAS8/mPfNho4zDog/s1600/Abi+Ben+%C3%87ok+K%C3%B6t%C3%BC+Bir%C5%9Fey+Yapt%C4%B1m.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-O3I-2t86G3s/T0QaBhIRDEI/AAAAAAAAAS8/mPfNho4zDog/s1600/Abi+Ben+%C3%87ok+K%C3%B6t%C3%BC+Bir%C5%9Fey+Yapt%C4%B1m.jpg" /></a></div> - Abi ben çok kötü bişey yaptım...<br /> - Naaptın?<br /> - Ay çok kötü...<br /> - Faturayı mı yatırmadın?..<br /> - Hayıır... Daha kötü...<br /> - Lan naaptın söylesene!!<br /> - Gelirken sana şokella almıştım. Ama dayanadım yediim... Ay çok utanıyorum...<br /> - Ulan çık git kendine bi sevgili bul. İyice manyağa döndün!..<br /> - Bi dee seni çok özledim... Bi dee seni çok seviyorum...<br /> - Levyeyi uzat...<br /> - I lev ye.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-6093300602993370716?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/bn-i191WI5o" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/i-lev-ye.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-23490014270383552022012-02-22T00:18:00.001+02:002012-02-22T00:18:33.022+02:002012-02-22T00:18:33.022+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FNDjKPuOsWE/T0QXmsBqBFI/AAAAAAAAAS0/GrH2P9AywLU/s1600/De%C4%9Fi%C5%9Fim+kart%C4%B1+%C3%A7ilesi.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="376" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-FNDjKPuOsWE/T0QXmsBqBFI/AAAAAAAAAS0/GrH2P9AywLU/s400/De%C4%9Fi%C5%9Fim+kart%C4%B1+%C3%A7ilesi.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> - Kaç gündür durgunsun, birşey mi var Ekrem?<br /> - Yardan kara haber geldi abi!<br /> - Neymiş?<br /> - Geçen doğumgünüydü de teyzesi bi hırka almış ama beğenmemiş bizimki, onu değiştirelim diyo, değişim kartı varmış!..<br /> - Ooo, hırkanın fiyatına denk bişey bulacaksınız, Allah yardımcın olsun hacı!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-2349001427038355202?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/11xA_P7p1d8" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/degisim-kart-cilesi.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-9918651420642449732012-02-21T23:48:00.001+02:002012-02-21T23:48:19.656+02:002012-02-21T23:48:19.656+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> </div> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <object width="480" height="320" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-dd2c29568eef334f" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"> <param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"> <param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"> <param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v18.nonxt6.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Ddd2c29568eef334f%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1332012887%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D26902BB97E9C0603D95FF97ECCC35B456C8AB5.7E1906616D6612D2E5C7E351ED909E071A1387D5%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Ddd2c29568eef334f%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3D0KxkCVkExTNJ_Ty4BLQiOGcU8FE&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="320" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="flvurl=http://v18.nonxt6.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Ddd2c29568eef334f%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1332012887%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D26902BB97E9C0603D95FF97ECCC35B456C8AB5.7E1906616D6612D2E5C7E351ED909E071A1387D5%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Ddd2c29568eef334f%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3D0KxkCVkExTNJ_Ty4BLQiOGcU8FE&autoplay=0&ps=blogger" allowFullScreen="true" /></object> </div> - Leyla ile Mecnun'da hapisteki Yavuz Abiyi kurtarmak için tüm ekip toplanmış ve plan yapmak üzeredirler. Erdal Bakkal'da o toplantıya gidip ekibe katılmak için Nurten'den izin istemeye çalışmakta.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-991865142064244973?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/_1jBpr_ep6Q" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/erdal-bakkal-izin-istiyor.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-47142661279736242982012-02-21T22:55:00.000+02:002012-02-21T22:55:44.888+02:002012-02-21T22:55:44.888+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JPr3QUCt_hI/T0QET8JaY0I/AAAAAAAAASs/OGp5B08nl2I/s1600/s%C4%B1n%C4%B1rs%C4%B1z-odun.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="222" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JPr3QUCt_hI/T0QET8JaY0I/AAAAAAAAASs/OGp5B08nl2I/s400/s%C4%B1n%C4%B1rs%C4%B1z-odun.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> - Pinokyo'yu bul<br /> - Yalan söylet<br /> - Burnunu kes<br /> -&nbsp; Tekrarla??!!<br /> - Sınırsız odun<br /> - Sorun mu var kereste fabrikası?</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-4714266127973624298?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/axo4XKA2Nl0" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/snrsz-odun-elde-etmenin-cozumu.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-37191839879017568872012-02-21T15:23:00.000+02:002012-02-21T15:23:06.999+02:002012-02-21T15:23:06.999+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <object width="480" height="320" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-cdecb1bf5b85443b" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"> <param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"> <param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"> <param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v15.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dcdecb1bf5b85443b%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1332012887%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D1FC9C47FBDA1CA823884A0D93BAF92FCF645DCB6.28ECDA94AE21F8E385F83F0BAB2C249479548018%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dcdecb1bf5b85443b%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DusnHqFW1oQMkh97bBHGLLJfbM5g&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="320" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="flvurl=http://v15.nonxt8.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dcdecb1bf5b85443b%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1332012887%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D1FC9C47FBDA1CA823884A0D93BAF92FCF645DCB6.28ECDA94AE21F8E385F83F0BAB2C249479548018%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dcdecb1bf5b85443b%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DusnHqFW1oQMkh97bBHGLLJfbM5g&autoplay=0&ps=blogger" allowFullScreen="true" /></object> </div> İsmail Abi mahallelinin ne kadar paraya ihtiyaç duyduğunu görmüştür. Oda çareyi organ mafyası reisi Sarı Bıyık'a organları satarak bulmuştur. Parayı aldığı gibi tüm mahallede ihtiyacı olanlara para dağıtarak yardım beklemektedir. Erdal Bakkal ise dağıtılan paranın kokusunu kilometrelerce uzaktan alabilmektedir.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-3719183987901756887?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/ougitCqG-ks" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/leyla-ile-mecnun-gercek-kesit-para.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-54906502610626172092012-02-21T15:03:00.002+02:002012-02-21T15:03:45.073+02:002012-02-21T15:03:45.073+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <object width="480" height="320" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-d50b72c3cae31310" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"> <param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"> <param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"> <param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v4.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dd50b72c3cae31310%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1332012887%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D39CFE19E54FB78DF1C520ADE52308763576FB3D3.60FC7F4F666FA4069903007C37A0A8F3F3ADAA9F%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dd50b72c3cae31310%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DrRkolJHcDBwqqhuqsasCsPd8tjY&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="320" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="flvurl=http://v4.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dd50b72c3cae31310%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1332012887%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D39CFE19E54FB78DF1C520ADE52308763576FB3D3.60FC7F4F666FA4069903007C37A0A8F3F3ADAA9F%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dd50b72c3cae31310%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DrRkolJHcDBwqqhuqsasCsPd8tjY&autoplay=0&ps=blogger" allowFullScreen="true" /></object> </div> Leyla ile Mecnun dizinin en komik karakterlerinden Erdal Bakkal karısına 3 kere boş ol demiştir. Karısı ise ona gönül koymuş ve evden atmıştır, birde üstüne bakkalada el koymuştur. Erdal Bakkal gün geçtikçe karısına halen çok aşık olduğunun farkına varır ve kendisini affetirmenin yollarını arar. Artık dayanamaz ve patlatır o şarkıyı.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-5490650261062617209?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/B4StL6qx_pg" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/erdal-bakkal-hatrladn-m-eskiden.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-59244090842465663812012-02-20T01:03:00.001+02:002012-02-20T01:03:52.378+02:002012-02-20T01:03:52.378+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <object width="480" height="320" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-519e75c688383b46" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"> <param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"> <param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"> <param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v3.nonxt6.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D519e75c688383b46%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1332012887%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D3EA9FBE014DD98B0265183AA3EA3FE96F93C9EF9.274EB68A90F6E8F76B8A5CFBF06140C662433095%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D519e75c688383b46%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DMNzrmir-eWYv_6YDqF-3dGJdmSs&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="320" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="flvurl=http://v3.nonxt6.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3D519e75c688383b46%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1332012887%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D3EA9FBE014DD98B0265183AA3EA3FE96F93C9EF9.274EB68A90F6E8F76B8A5CFBF06140C662433095%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3D519e75c688383b46%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DMNzrmir-eWYv_6YDqF-3dGJdmSs&autoplay=0&ps=blogger" allowFullScreen="true" /></object> </div> Yetenek Sizsiniz Türkiye, Nurullah Selim. Doğaçlama Dans Şovu.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-5924409084246566381?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/F86B9LeNQm4" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com1http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/yeteneksizsiniz-turkiye-nurullah-reyiz.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-41689800092387871552012-02-20T01:01:00.002+02:002012-02-20T01:01:46.197+02:002012-02-20T01:01:46.197+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-n8tyHURVSVQ/TzkDrcHSdPI/AAAAAAAAAR0/MYL485W2C30/s1600/a%25C4%259Fa%25C3%25A7.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="306" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-n8tyHURVSVQ/TzkDrcHSdPI/AAAAAAAAAR0/MYL485W2C30/s400/a%25C4%259Fa%25C3%25A7.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> Yiğit Özgür çizgi roman serileri: AĞAÇ<br /> Büyük halini görmek için üzerine tıklatın.<br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Hoşgeldiniz... Buyrun oturun...<br /> <br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Şikayetiniz nedir?<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Doktor Bey, sabahları biri böyle sanki böyle sırtıma çekiçle vuruyor.<br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Kim?<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Kim kim?..<br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Kim çekiçle vuruyor?<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Kimse vurmuyor. Öyle gibi oluyor...<br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Uzanın, bi muayene edelim...<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <a name='more'></a><br /><br /> - Doktor:&nbsp;&nbsp; Nereye uzandın yaa. Şuraya uzansana...<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Benimde kafam karıştı...<br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Gömlenizi de çıkarın...<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Hmmm, Biri çekiçle vuruyor gibi oluyor demiştiniz di mi?<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Evet?..<br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Çekiç mi yoksa başka birşey mi?<br /> <br /> - Hasta: İlla çekiç...<br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Sopa?..<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Çekiç çekiç...<br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Çok mu seviyosun çekici?..<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Herkes seviyo...<br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Tamam giyinebilirsiniz...<br /> <br /> <br />- Doktor:&nbsp; Ne zamandan beri devam ediyor bu ağrı?...<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Otuz gündür falan...<br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Bir ay niye demiyosun? Söylemesi daha kısa... Bir ay...<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Nilay diye bi sevgilim vardı onu hatırlatıyo...<br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Allah bağışlasın... Uzanın bi muayene edelim...<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Böyle yapınca acıyo mu?..<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Ne yapıyorsunuz öyle?<br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Acıyo mu acımıyo mu?<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Acıyo...<br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Acır...<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Böyle yapınca?..<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Acıyo...<br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Acır.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Böyle?<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Acıyo..<br /> - Doktor:&nbsp;&nbsp; Acır... Kalkabilirsiniz.<br /> <br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Antibiyotik yazıyorum... Sabahları tok karnına akşamları sok karnına...<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Anlamadım...<br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Akşamları kafana göre anlamında...<br /> <br /> <br /> - Hasta: Kafama göre antibiyotik nerden bulacağım?.. Kafama uygun varmıdır?..<br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Espri yapma dayağı yersin...<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Çok pardon...<br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Uzanın bi muayene edelim...<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Uzanayım...<br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Gömleği de çıkarın...<br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp;&nbsp; Nasıl?<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Aaa. Sizde daha güzel durdu...<br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Al sen de önlüğü giy... Geç masaya...<br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Sabahları biri sırtıma çekiçle vuriyi tohtur bey...<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Yaa, öyle mi yapıyorum be eşşek...<br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Tabii...<br /> <br /> - Hasta: İyi o zaman... Zebehleri ekşemleri entibiyötük için...<br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Ne demek oluyo bu?..<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Şey... Siz benim taklidimi yapınca ben de hani...<br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Sululuktan hoşlanmam... Kalkar mısınız?..<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Özür diliyorum...<br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Evet ne diyordum... Hah. Kanser.<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Kanser mi?..<br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Değil değil... Üşütmüşsünüz... Ama tedavi etmezsek kansere dönüşebilir... Tedavi edersek kuduzlar fidana, fidanlar ağaca, ağaçlar ormana dönüşür...<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Anlıyorum...<br /> <br /> - Doktor:&nbsp;&nbsp; Ormana dönüşmeye hazır mısınız?..<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Kendimi bir ağaç gibi tek ve tük, bir orhan gibi kardeşçesine hissediyorum...<br /> - Doktor:&nbsp; Uzanın bi muayene edelim...<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Uzanmayacağım... Ağaçlar ayakta ölür...<br /> - Doktor:&nbsp;&nbsp; İyi bağladın şerefsiz...<br /> <br /> - Hasta: Babandır... <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-4168980009238787155?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/LKrbViOB3tU" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/agac.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-31330839100858834822012-02-20T00:37:00.002+02:002012-02-20T00:37:49.586+02:002012-02-20T00:37:49.586+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WtJcBBiFoeM/T0F5ZiUVRHI/AAAAAAAAASg/CFXBMlI2YDY/s1600/Komedi+Dans+%C3%9C%C3%A7l%C3%BCs%C3%BC.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="332" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-WtJcBBiFoeM/T0F5ZiUVRHI/AAAAAAAAASg/CFXBMlI2YDY/s400/Komedi+Dans+%C3%9C%C3%A7l%C3%BCs%C3%BC.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> - Yıllar kimseye acımıyor... Komedi dans üçlüsüne bak, ne hale gelmiş...</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-3133083910085883482?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/y6LiogYsxv4" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/komedi-dans-uclusu.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-76174922408367834432012-02-20T00:29:00.001+02:002012-02-20T00:42:17.244+02:002012-02-20T00:42:17.244+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <object width="480" height="320" class="BLOG_video_class" id="BLOG_video-c61d80a7bb9e04eb" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/get_player"> <param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF"> <param name="allowfullscreen" value="true"> <param name="flashvars" value="flvurl=http://v10.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dc61d80a7bb9e04eb%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1332012887%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D81985F04AB720EF1689997C560424D46C7BA1350.6EB58F65888A7700479FB0E951D43CCDBDA3B998%26key%3Dck1&amp;iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dc61d80a7bb9e04eb%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DXXcKdMt8gTQd7ADdr0V1nU6Vhk0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;ps=blogger"> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/get_player" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="320" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashvars="flvurl=http://v10.nonxt4.googlevideo.com/videoplayback?id%3Dc61d80a7bb9e04eb%26itag%3D5%26app%3Dblogger%26ip%3D0.0.0.0%26ipbits%3D0%26expire%3D1332012887%26sparams%3Did,itag,ip,ipbits,expire%26signature%3D81985F04AB720EF1689997C560424D46C7BA1350.6EB58F65888A7700479FB0E951D43CCDBDA3B998%26key%3Dck1&iurl=http://video.google.com/ThumbnailServer2?app%3Dblogger%26contentid%3Dc61d80a7bb9e04eb%26offsetms%3D5000%26itag%3Dw160%26sigh%3DXXcKdMt8gTQd7ADdr0V1nU6Vhk0&autoplay=0&ps=blogger" allowFullScreen="true" /></object> </div> Yeteneksizsiniz Türkiye'nin 2012 sezonunda Standup'çı Hakan Çankaya herkezi gülme krizine soktu.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-7617492240836783443?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/HRtavs9gpVw" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/yeteneksiz-turkiye-hakan-cankaya-stand.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-78727339184862084552012-02-20T00:13:00.001+02:002012-02-20T00:13:46.453+02:002012-02-20T00:13:46.453+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Ny5qiQjrG08/T0Fz3P_TCjI/AAAAAAAAASY/sV_RCBA3vGc/s1600/%C3%87inli+Matador.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Ny5qiQjrG08/T0Fz3P_TCjI/AAAAAAAAASY/sV_RCBA3vGc/s1600/%C3%87inli+Matador.jpg" /></a></div> - Şu çinli matador sayesinde sırt ağrılarımdan eser kalmadı!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-7872733918486208455?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/rriaFOBWMXY" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/cinli-matador.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-73708273904582714242012-02-20T00:12:00.002+02:002012-02-20T00:12:32.085+02:002012-02-20T00:12:32.085+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WSr8x7PxbPQ/T0Fzglq_a1I/AAAAAAAAASQ/8n_ZPaUNmOE/s1600/Pudral%C4%B1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="395" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-WSr8x7PxbPQ/T0Fzglq_a1I/AAAAAAAAASQ/8n_ZPaUNmOE/s400/Pudral%C4%B1.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> - Hazırım abi, ne zaman geliyo tanıştıracağın kız?..<br /> - Lan N'aptın olum, o deodorant pudralıydı!<br /> - Heyecanlıyım biraz.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-7370827390458271424?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/l70-iREb99I" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/pudral.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-59577725213482401772012-02-17T15:09:00.000+02:002012-02-17T15:09:04.223+02:002012-02-17T15:09:04.223+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OAwgP4zpZiw/Tz5CJOZEm4I/AAAAAAAAASE/jUlI7j_fIu0/s1600/pirana-havuz.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OAwgP4zpZiw/Tz5CJOZEm4I/AAAAAAAAASE/jUlI7j_fIu0/s1600/pirana-havuz.jpg" /></a></div> Çok zengin bir adam birgün evinde parti vermiş. Kocaman bir malikanesi, malikanin bahçesinde kocaman bir yüzme havuzu varmış. Yaverlerine havuzu piranalarla doldurtmuş. Akşam olunca tüm davetliler gelmiş. Demişki;<br /> <br /> - Şu gördüğünüz havuzun bir tarafından diğer tarafına yüzene şu solumda gördüğünüz dünya güzeli sarışın hatunu vericem.<br /> <br /> Herkesin gözü pörtlemiş durumda havuzdaki piranalara bakıyor. Kimseden çıt yok. Adamda bakmış olcak gibi değil,<br /> <br /> - Tamam eğer geçen olursa esmeri vericem.<br /> <br /> Herkes yine endişe içinde bir birine bakıyor ve kimseden yine çıt çıkmıyor. Adam bu kez teklifini yeniler,<br /> <br /> <a name='more'></a><br /><br /> - Eğer geçen olursa hem bu sarışını hemde bu esmeri, ikisini birlikte vericem, ömrü boyunca hizmetinde olucaklar, tüm masraflarını ben karşılayacağım.<br /> <br /> Ama havuzdaki piranaları gören, önüne milyarlarda serse, düzünelerce hatun verse girmemeye niyetli. Adam bakıyor kimse ne yapsa girmeyecek, sonunda pes ediyor ve olayı bir espiriyle bitirmek için<br /> <br /> - Tamam bu kez geçene bir tane ibne vericem<br /> <br /> diyip espiriyle konuyu kapatmaya çalışıyor. Tam o sırada havuz etrafındakilerden birisi havuza atlayıp patır patır patır yüzerek karşı kıyıya geçiyor ve zengin adamın yanına geliyor.<br /> <br /> - Havuzu geçen adam soruyor ibne nerde?<br /> - Zengin adam, ya ben onu şaka olsun diye söyledim, ibne falan vermicem diyor.<br /> - Havuzu geçen adam, ben onu demiyorum, beni havuza iten ibne nerde? onu soruyorum.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-5957772521348240177?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/YMs_BaFFcp8" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/ibne-nerde.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6970448280202766356.post-61060342243901406932012-02-16T17:16:00.001+02:002012-02-16T17:16:30.530+02:002012-02-16T17:16:30.530+02:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"> <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-T6i_CsY0qys/Tz0dSO69b-I/AAAAAAAAAR8/NyPmqhFRbrc/s1600/Boynun+neden+e%C4%9Fri.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="393" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-T6i_CsY0qys/Tz0dSO69b-I/AAAAAAAAAR8/NyPmqhFRbrc/s400/Boynun+neden+e%C4%9Fri.jpg" width="400" /></a></div> - <b>Bedevi:</b> Boynun neden eğri?<br /> - <b>Deve:</b> Medula spinalisin merkezi ilk omurun miyeli sinirlere yaptığı lokal baskıdan ötürü dorsal ve ventral motorik sinirler sıkıştığı için...<br /> - <b>Bedevi:</b> Heee..<br /> - <b>Deve:</b> Hadi sttir git şimdi!..</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6970448280202766356-6106034224390140693?l=mizah.isakoc.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mizahturk/~4/A4jagLofvB4" height="1" width="1"/>İsa KOÇhttps://profiles.google.com/112350423395665466326noreply@blogger.com0http://mizah.isakoc.com/2012/02/deveye-sormuslar-boynun-neden-egri.html