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Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:31:02 -0800

Today, I overheard my dad and brother arguing over him cleaning his room. My brother said he was doing his homework, and said he would clean it later. My dad then said "Yeah, well you better clean it or I won't let you go to school tomorrow." I have yet to figure out the logic behind this threat. MLIA.

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Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:29:02 -0800

Yesterday my Brother, Sister-in-law, Nephew, and I were all hanging out. My nephew had to use the restroom and being 4 he left the door open. After a few second of him being in the bathroom we all hear a loud grunting noise, and of course we all bust out laughing. A few moments later we then hear him say "Come, my little Poopsies," in a really funny voice. My brother and I thought this was strange until my sister-in-law explained that it was a line from the little mermaid. This Will definitely be a story told to his future girlfriends. MLIA

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Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:27:01 -0800

Today, my family went to get our christmas tree. My mom insisted on tying the tree to the roof of the car herself. She worked at it for 30 minutes while me and my little brothers waited inside the car. All was going well, until she realized that she acidentally tied the car doors closed, and couldn't get inside to drive the car. So she just climbed in the window head first instead. The looks of the people in the parking lot? Priceless. MLIA

670452

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:27:01 -0800

Yesterday I found a sign in a restaurants bathroom that read "Warning: Sink to be used for hand washing only!" The rest of my meal was spent discussing what other things you could use the sink for. MLIA

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Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:27:01 -0800

Today, I went to Burger King with my parents. My mother proceeded to ask the cashier how many nuggets come in the 5 piece chicken nuggets. I love my mom. MLIA

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Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:19:02 -0800

Today, my grandpa called my mom to ask her if it was possible to freeze leftover home-made waffles. My mom's response was "I don't know, google it." My grandpa thought that googling was something you do to waffles to keep them fresh. Welcome to the future, grandpa. MLIA

670388

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:10:02 -0800

Yesterday, I was able to convince two people that cinnamon is illegal in South Dakota and that they check your luggage for it at the airports.

670383

Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:06:02 -0800

Today, I told my dad "I have a question" to which he replied "I have an answer" so I told him "You go first" and without missing a beat my dad replied "42". I have never been so proud to call myself this man's offspring. MLIA

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Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:06:02 -0800

Today I joined the Google vs. Yahoo debate. I typed in "what's the point of" onto both search engines. The results? Yahoo: "What's the point of living?" Google: "What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?" I'll let you judge for yourselves who the winner is.

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Tue, 09 Feb 2010 17:04:02 -0800

Yesterday, some friends and I were walking downtown. On our way to an outdoor ice skating rink we saw about 20 guys all with light sabers. They then proceeded to have an epic battle with said light sabers. Eventually all but one were on the ground pretending to be dead. It made my week, MLIA