tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-91017042012-01-13T21:43:55.656ZIt's about me, myself and IMe Myself &amp; Ihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07770322811114038295noreply@blogger.comBlogger314125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9101704.post-2828483887443523932012-01-13T21:43:00.001Z2012-01-13T21:43:55.681Z2012-01-13T21:43:55.681Z<object id="flashObj" width="480" height="270" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0"><param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9?isVid=1&isUI=1" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><param name="flashVars" value="videoId=961326456001&playerID=599539984001&playerKey=AQ~~,AAAAXuchQNE~,xO22uwJdthqv_GAPasm5L5xXliq_KFHQ&domain=embed&dynamicStreaming=true" /><param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com" /><param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="swLiveConnect" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9?isVid=1&isUI=1" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashVars="videoId=961326456001&playerID=599539984001&playerKey=AQ~~,AAAAXuchQNE~,xO22uwJdthqv_GAPasm5L5xXliq_KFHQ&domain=embed&dynamicStreaming=true" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="480" height="270" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" allowScriptAccess="always" swLiveConnect="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed></object><p>Nunca mais chega agosto...</p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9101704-282848388744352393?l=eiaoui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mmandi/~4/WQAhWHGWvkc" height="1" width="1"/>Me Myself &amp; 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Ihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07770322811114038295noreply@blogger.com0http://eiaoui.blogspot.com/2010/01/2010-year-we-make-contact.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9101704.post-41159352201075051002009-12-25T00:03:00.000Z2009-12-25T00:03:00.575Z2009-12-25T00:03:00.575ZUma senhora levou a filha de 17 anos ao médico, queixando-se que a miúda<br />andava com vómitos... tonturas... que tinha perdido o apetite...<br />O médico, observada a rapariga, concluiu: - Minha senhora! A sua filha esta<br />grávida de 3 meses!<br />- A minha filha???? Ela nunca esteve sozinha com um homem! Não é verdade,<br />Carla Susana?!?!?<br />- Eu nem sequer beijei ainda um homem, mãe...!<br />O médico armou-se de uns binóculos que tirou da gaveta, aproximou-se da<br />janela e ficou, calado, a perscrutar o infinito...<br />Passados minutos, a mãe da Carla Susana, admirada e farta de esperar,<br />perguntou ao médico o que se passava.<br />- Da última vez que isto sucedeu, nasceu uma estrela no oriente e chegaram<br />três reis magos. Desta vez não vou perder o espectáculo!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9101704-4115935220107505100?l=eiaoui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mmandi/~4/_phq0wKrSA4" height="1" width="1"/>Me Myself &amp; Ihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07770322811114038295noreply@blogger.com0http://eiaoui.blogspot.com/2009/12/so-acontece-de-2000-em-2000-anos.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9101704.post-48917199053215144332009-12-24T07:45:00.005Z2010-01-01T13:03:45.545Z2010-01-01T13:03:45.545Z<a href="http://antero.wordpress.com/"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://antero.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/081209a.jpg" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9101704-4891719905321514433?l=eiaoui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mmandi/~4/DGba_NaX87c" height="1" width="1"/>Me Myself &amp; Ihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07770322811114038295noreply@blogger.com0http://eiaoui.blogspot.com/2009/12/feliz-natal.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9101704.post-32385579940788675912009-12-16T07:45:00.009Z2009-12-17T22:39:56.080Z2009-12-17T22:39:56.080Z<a href="http://www.vozdapovoa.com/noticia.asp?idEdicao=209&amp;id=8214&amp;idSeccao=1917&amp;Action=noticia"><img style="WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand" border="0" alt="" src="http://www.vozdapovoa.com/fotos/209/3450.JPG" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9101704-3238557994078867591?l=eiaoui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mmandi/~4/MvvFquHn6rk" height="1" width="1"/>Me Myself &amp; Ihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07770322811114038295noreply@blogger.com0http://eiaoui.blogspot.com/2009/12/semear-paz.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9101704.post-83690316580236787572009-12-10T10:03:00.000Z2009-12-17T22:40:56.650Z2009-12-17T22:40:56.650ZArrancou esta quinta-feira no Diana-Bar, com a inauguração da exposição "<strong><em>Fecho os olhos e sonho com a Paz</em></strong>".<br />A mostra de trabalhos de escrita e de expressão plástica, realizados por alunos do concelho da Póvoa de Varzim, estará patente ao público até 16 de janeiro.<br />Foram às dezenas as crianças vindas dos jardins de infância que lotaram o Diana-Bar para uma sessão que teve momentos de diversão com o <strong><em>Duo MaraBilha</em> Mara Roque e Francisco Cruz</strong>.<br />Com humor falou-se de um tema bem sério: <strong>a paz no mundo</strong>...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9101704-8369031658023678757?l=eiaoui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mmandi/~4/hl4zH01j2ok" height="1" width="1"/>Me Myself &amp; Ihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07770322811114038295noreply@blogger.com0http://eiaoui.blogspot.com/2009/12/11-encontro-pela-paz.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9101704.post-53139917492850220772009-12-07T07:45:00.000Z2009-12-15T21:01:22.902Z2009-12-15T21:01:22.902ZCom sabor a... Sabádo!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9101704-5313991749285022077?l=eiaoui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mmandi/~4/gDRc2TEW_mY" height="1" width="1"/>Me Myself &amp; Ihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07770322811114038295noreply@blogger.com0http://eiaoui.blogspot.com/2009/12/e-hoje-e-segunda.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9101704.post-31282423776053977102009-11-30T07:45:00.000Z2009-11-30T20:06:10.058Z2009-11-30T20:06:10.058ZCom sabor a... SEXTA!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9101704-3128242377605397710?l=eiaoui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mmandi/~4/TBFGjxDSRBA" height="1" width="1"/>Me Myself &amp; Ihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07770322811114038295noreply@blogger.com0http://eiaoui.blogspot.com/2009/11/hoje-e-segunda.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9101704.post-40787418414124938502009-11-26T07:45:00.000Z2009-11-26T07:45:00.590Z2009-11-26T07:45:00.590ZAssalto à Vara - assalto de fato e gravata<br /><br />Che que à Vara - nome revolucionário de Armando Vara<br /><br />Ovários - ninho de Varas<br /><br />Vara de porcos - PS<br /><br />Vara verde - corrupto inexperiente<br /><br />Varação - encalhar a corrupção na PGR<br /><br />Varamento - acto de bater em corruptos<br /><br />Varanda - falcatrua em marcha <br /><br />Varapau - a vara que julga o Vara<br /><br />Varapau de corrida - carapau corrupto<br /><br />Varar um barco - encher o barco de corruptos<br /><br />Vardade - mentira<br /><br />Varejeira - secretária do Vara<br /><br />Vareta - desfalque à chuva<br /><br />Variações - diversidade de golpadas<br /><br />Variante - novo esquema corruptor<br /><br />Variável - oscilação do preço da cunha<br /><br />Varicela - Vara na cela<br /><br />Varicose - licenciatura à Vara<br /><br />Variedades - diferentes modelos de corrupção<br /><br />Varina - mãe do Vara<br /><br />Varinha mágica - uma cunha (pequenina) do Vara<br /><br />Varíola - um Vara mariola<br /><br />Varómetro - medidor de corrupção<br /><br />Varonil - um Vara de Abril<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9101704-4078741841412493850?l=eiaoui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mmandi/~4/t6Sltl_mLAc" height="1" width="1"/>Me Myself &amp; Ihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07770322811114038295noreply@blogger.com0http://eiaoui.blogspot.com/2009/11/varopedia.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9101704.post-52504402106207204062009-11-25T07:45:00.000Z2009-11-25T07:45:00.698Z2009-11-25T07:45:00.698ZOs pequenos insectos ficam presos.<br />Os grandes, furam-na!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9101704-5250440210620720406?l=eiaoui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mmandi/~4/NvhVHPhDiRY" height="1" width="1"/>Me Myself &amp; Ihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07770322811114038295noreply@blogger.com0http://eiaoui.blogspot.com/2009/11/as-leis-sao-como-as-teias-de-aranha.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9101704.post-57753009427410557202009-11-23T07:45:00.000Z2009-11-23T07:45:00.235Z2009-11-23T07:45:00.235ZUm homem de 85 anos estava a fazer o seu check-up anual.<br />O médico perguntou como ele se estava a sentir, ao que o velho respondeu:<br />- Nunca me senti tão bem. A minha nova esposa tem 18 anos e está grávida, esperando um filho meu. Qual a sua opinião a meu respeito doutor?<br />O médico reflectiu por um momento e disse: <br />- Deixe-me contar-lhe uma história: eu conheço um tipo que era um caçador fanático, nunca perdeu uma única época de caça. Mas, um dia, por engano, enfiou o seu guarda-chuva na mochila em vez da arma.<br />Quando estava na floresta, um urso repentinamente apareceu na sua frente. Ele sacou o guarda-chuva da mochila, apontou para o urso e..., BANG........., o urso caiu morto.<br />Disse o velhinho:<br />- HA! HA! HA! Isso é impossível..., outro caçador deve ter dado um tiro no urso por ele.<br />- Exactamente!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9101704-5775300942741055720?l=eiaoui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mmandi/~4/tnvKwITG9H0" height="1" width="1"/>Me Myself &amp; Ihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07770322811114038295noreply@blogger.com0http://eiaoui.blogspot.com/2009/11/como-explicar-sem-ofender.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9101704.post-12320026752304650892009-11-18T07:45:00.000Z2009-11-18T17:29:09.149Z2009-11-18T17:29:09.149ZP'ra África do Sul pf...<br />Obrigado!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9101704-1232002675230465089?l=eiaoui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mmandi/~4/0-UviFVwir4" height="1" width="1"/>Me Myself &amp; Ihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07770322811114038295noreply@blogger.com0http://eiaoui.blogspot.com/2009/11/era-um-bilhete.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9101704.post-22048523675555453132009-11-09T07:45:00.002Z2009-11-22T17:50:46.208Z2009-11-22T17:50:46.208ZAs palavras existem para serem ditas... em qualquer contexto.<br />A culpa é de quem as interpreta fora do contexto...<br />Aqui estão um Bom/Mau exemplo disso mesmo:<br />Um tipo está preso na esquadra, todo partido...<br />O advogado comparece para libertá-lo, e pergunta o que havia acontecido.<br />O cliente começa a explicar:<br />- Bem, eu estava a passar na rua e de repente, vi um monte de gente a correr.<br />Estavam a ajudar uma prostituta, que acabava de dar à luz a um lindo menino em plena rua.<br />Solidário, comprei um pacote de fraldas para presentear a prostituta.<br />Ao aproximar-me, um polícia com 2 metros de altura e 3 de largura, viu o pacote de fraldas nas minhas mãos e perguntou:<br />- Para onde vai isso?<br />E eu respondi:<br />- Vai pra puta... que pariu...<br />Depois disso não me lembro de mais nada, mas já consigo abrir um olho!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9101704-2204852367555545313?l=eiaoui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mmandi/~4/BWdE2le08Bk" height="1" width="1"/>Me Myself &amp; Ihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07770322811114038295noreply@blogger.com0http://eiaoui.blogspot.com/2009/11/o-parto-da-prostituta.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9101704.post-12125149824825028642009-11-06T07:45:00.001Z2009-11-10T21:26:38.685Z2009-11-10T21:26:38.685ZIngredientes: <br />- 1 garrafa de whisky (do bom, claro!)<br />- 1 frango de aproximadamente 2 kg <br />- sal, pimenta e ervas de cheiro a gosto<br />- 150 ml de azeite virgem <br />- nozes moídas q.b. <br /><br />Modo de preparar: <br />- pegue no frango <br />- beba um copo de whisky <br />- envolva o frango com sal, pimenta e as ervas <br />- barre com azeite<br />- beba outro copo de whisky <br />- pré-aqueça o forno aproximadamente 10 minutos<br />- sirva-se de uma boa dose (caprichada) de whisky enquanto aguarda. <br />- use as nozes moídas como aperitivo <br />- coloque o frango numa assadeira grande. <br />- sirva-se de mais duas doses de whisky. <br />- Axuste o terbostato na marca 3 , e debois de uns vinte binutos, ponha a assassinar. - digu: assar a ave. <br />- Beba outra dose de whisky<br />- Debois de beia hora, formar a abaertura e gontrolar a assadura do bicho.<br />- Tentar zentar na gadeira.<br />- Sirva-se de uoooooooootra dose generosa de whisky. <br />- Cozer(?), costurar(?), cozinhar, sei lá, voda-se o vrango.<br />- Deixáááár o filho da buta do pato no vorno por umas 4 horas.<br />- Tentar retirar o vrango do vorno. Num vai guemar a mão, dasss! <br />- Mandar mais uma boa dose de whisky p'ra dentro . De si, é claro. <br />- Tentar novamente tirar o sacana do gansu do vorno, porque na primeira teenndadiiiva dããão deeeeuuuuuu. <br />- Begar o vrango que gaiu no jão e enjugar o filho da buta com o bano de jão e cologá-lo numa pandeja ou qualquer outra borra, bois avinal você nem gosssssssssta muito desse adimal mesmo.<br />- 'Tá Bronto!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9101704-1212514982482502864?l=eiaoui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mmandi/~4/Ysisif17A5s" height="1" width="1"/>Me Myself &amp; Ihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07770322811114038295noreply@blogger.com0http://eiaoui.blogspot.com/2009/11/frango-com-whisky.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9101704.post-12936077462461260792009-08-28T23:03:00.000+01:002009-08-30T14:37:42.122+01:002009-08-30T14:37:42.122+01:00<embed src="http://rd3.videos.sapo.pt/play?file=http://rd3.videos.sapo.pt/gi7BpDcmEOHjcFdEd4tZ/mov/1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="410" height="278" allowFullScreen="true"></embed><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9101704-1293607746246126079?l=eiaoui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mmandi/~4/qqX2DLTcBPg" height="1" width="1"/>Me Myself &amp; Ihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07770322811114038295noreply@blogger.com0http://eiaoui.blogspot.com/2009/08/forca-nelsinho.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9101704.post-51928617890855047312009-08-15T21:33:00.000+01:002009-08-15T21:33:00.392+01:002009-08-15T21:33:00.392+01:00<object id="flashObj" width="416" height="358" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=9,0,47,0"><param name="movie" value="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/28107384001?isVid=1&publisherID=1815805388" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><param name="flashVars" value="videoId=30959126001&playerID=28107384001&domain=embed&" /><param name="base" value="http://admin.brightcove.com" /><param name="seamlesstabbing" value="false" /><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="swLiveConnect" value="true" /><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always" /><embed src="http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/28107384001?isVid=1&publisherID=1815805388" bgcolor="#FFFFFF" flashVars="videoId=30959126001&playerID=28107384001&domain=embed&" base="http://admin.brightcove.com" name="flashObj" width="416" height="358" seamlesstabbing="false" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowFullScreen="true" swLiveConnect="true" allowScriptAccess="always" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash"></embed></object><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9101704-5192861789085504731?l=eiaoui.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/mmandi/~4/m7GdjpvWUjE" height="1" width="1"/>Me Myself &amp; Ihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07770322811114038295noreply@blogger.com0http://eiaoui.blogspot.com/2009/08/we-are-golden.html