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Entry #360

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 21:45:01 +0100

I wish admins wouldn't change my homepage to moanlog when I go to the restroom.

Entry #358

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:42:56 +0100

I have an idea which will not be realised until someone far more important than me proposes it....

Entry #357

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:31:46 +0100

Idiot guy at work has 2 fans around him, with 2 huge air con units working overtime to keep him looking cool - Is it working - HELL NO! Twat!

Entry #356

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 02:10:48 +0100

i'm having a super shit day and it's only 9am. couldn't sleep last night until 5ish am. woke up at 7am with cat shit on my bed. turns out the cleaner who came over yesterday emptied the litterbox but didn't put any actual litter in it so the cats went looking for a better place to go #1 and #2 - my bed. traffic was a major bitch going into town and people were assholes. also suspect something's wrong with my car. fuck.

Entry #355

Sun, 21 Jun 2009 22:57:02 +0100

Fuck, i've been busting my ass for the last 12 months doing the best i can, now you wanna get rid of me? Jesus H Christ, i'm just about to buy a new house. Bunch of cunts.

Entry #354

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 10:27:39 +0100

if it says in the subject line "urgent!", then it is not a "gentle reminder". ass.

Entry #352

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 15:15:12 +0100

What's the point in asking me a question when you're just going to ignore it and blurt out your own ridiculous answer that you formulated using those two brain cells of yours. Keep your arrogance to yourself and stop putting your misconception on others you miserable git.

Entry #351

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 20:44:57 +0100

Thanks for implying that I'm an uneducated, shallow minded person, you cruel little toad. I can't believe I defended you all those times people have bad-mouthed you. After everything that's happened between us, I finally see you don't really care about me.

Entry #350

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 20:54:41 +0100

i come to every single one of your competitions. thats like one every week for the past year. and now you're telling me, that you won't come to my last ever competition, because you want to go to a car meet. thanks a lot. i see whos more important.

Entry #349

Tue, 09 Jun 2009 06:18:03 +0100

You know I work. You know I have a full-time job. Why do you call me at 11am to ask me what I'm doing and proceed to tell me about your day?

Entry #348

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 12:14:51 +0100

Get the fuck out of my house, you deep breathing cunt. I can't wait for you to leave my house country.

Entry #347

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 15:34:32 +0100

Goddamn I'm getting so sick and tired of this bullshit. You don't know anything but you act as though everything you say is gospel. I wish to take a long steel spike and push it through your temples.

Entry #346

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 11:35:24 +0100

See, this is what happens with Summer weather. You leave all the windows open to let the cool breeze come in, and sleep with them open. Then one day you wake up to see it's not even hot or sunny outside, but cold and wet and you wake up sneezing like a crackwhore :((

Entry #345

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 10:56:08 +0100

bastard slow designers at work - I can do a quicker job and Im not even a designer!! *punch*

Entry #344

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 14:23:47 +0100

To the dumbass idiot who keeps turning up the AC in the office, I will bitch slap you one day!!

Entry #343

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 20:51:36 +0100

To the dickhead that decided today would be a good day to burn shit in your garden: did it not pass your thick skull that people would be sitting around at home with their windows open as it's fucking boiling out today?

Entry #342

Sat, 30 May 2009 17:05:37 +0100

I need some sleep, but I only toss and turn. I am hungry and should eat, but the body aches so it isn

Entry #339

Fri, 29 May 2009 21:06:59 +0100

Look I just forgot to click 'reply to all' don't be hating on me so bad.

Entry #338

Sat, 23 May 2009 22:16:37 +0100

Oral sex is not a chore, get on with it you miserable cunt.

Entry #337

Wed, 20 May 2009 01:11:31 +0100

Stop using me as a median! I don't care about your problems! So just go away!

Entry #336

Wed, 13 May 2009 16:08:01 +0100

No, I'm not ASIAN, nor am I the feather-wearing Indian. I'm just fucking Indian. Yes, like the country. No, I wasn't born there! Yes, that makes me an Indian American. NO, that doesn't make me a NATIVE AMERICAN! Really!!! It's been more than 500 years since Columbus' stupid mistake and I can't get a stupid oval to fill in under ethnicity that describes me correctly! We make up over 1/8 of the worlds population! how much more humping before somebody gives me a damn oval!

:| that's all.

Entry #335

Wed, 13 May 2009 16:04:41 +0100

Why do the magazines have to be moved now of all bloody times? They've been there for weeks w/o incident. It's exams week.. why NOW?

Entry #334

Mon, 04 May 2009 13:33:20 +0100

An open moan to all the elitist snob photographers out there that think their picture of a flower barn homeless person is something new and original worthy of bowing scraping and money thrown at their feet: Aaaaaaah GET a GRIP!

Entry #333

Fri, 01 May 2009 15:01:31 +0100

Okay, we've been together for five and change fucking years. When will you get that I am not going to be (ever) your domesticated little, stepford housewife and realise that I'm busy because a) I work full time b) go to Uni FULL TIME c) have the niggling need to exist beyond the pull of housework. Hey I know, you don't have a job, you clean!

Entry #332

Mon, 27 Apr 2009 01:37:57 +0100

FFS, Austrailians aren't meant to be able to play snooker!

Entry #331

Sun, 26 Apr 2009 15:29:47 +0100

If you say the module you're teaching teaches new concepts and practices, don't tell us that you haven't edited the PowerPoint presentations for 5 years.

Entry #330

Sat, 25 Apr 2009 13:20:17 +0100

man, if you want a cup of tea, and i'll say i'll make you one, come downstairs in a few minutes, not 15 minutes then complain it's cold

Entry #329

Sat, 25 Apr 2009 01:02:47 +0100

Today I saw an unoriginal site on the internet that was unusable to anybody who had Javascript disabled. FML*

*Ofcourse that is how I would begin and end the moan if I were posting on a certain suspiciously similar site, but I'm not.

Entry #326

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 06:07:42 +0100

Stupid fucks. If you're going to change lanes, Use a signal for Christ's sake! And DO NOT BRAKE after you cut me off! You jumped ahead of me because you were in -such- a damned rush, at least go the speedlimit!

Entry #325

Tue, 21 Apr 2009 17:41:39 +0100

fuck you. you fuck. there. witty no? you know who you are.

Entry #324

Sun, 19 Apr 2009 17:37:18 +0100

A friend of mine won't add a feature to his IRC bot that picks random moans from my log. FML

Entry #323

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 00:04:27 +0100

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. Remember that you old hags!

Entry #320

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 10:36:49 +0100

why do ppl have to schedule meetings at 6pm? suck.

Entry #319

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 23:12:08 +0100

ANOTHER HOUR?
11PDT and now 4PDT with NEWS... which probably will go on to another Hour... GREAT!

Entry #317

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 13:39:13 +0100

When you've linked your Twitter and Facebook accounts so that you can post status updates between the two simultaneously, please remember that's what you're doing.

Twitter accounts have usernames, prefixed with @, so when you're going to post a “tweet” to Facebook, those usernames have no meaning and instantly becomes a piece of noise, and also makes you look like a crazy bastard.

Post generic messages that apply to both your friends on both the social networks, not specific tweets involving Twitter users.

Thanks.

Entry #316

Mon, 13 Apr 2009 11:58:46 +0100

I hate your fake protective mother routine, you've got your own kids to look after, god knows it, they need all the looking after they can get; they're pretty fucked up. Stop thinking I'm your son because I'm not.

Entry #315

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 18:42:30 +0100

Middle lane drivers need to pull over when I'm up their arse!!!

Entry #314

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 18:41:18 +0100

Those fucking couples walking around in busy shopping Malls hand in hand need to fucking move over & give people way!!!!

Entry #311

Mon, 06 Apr 2009 13:25:14 +0100

person behind me is a freak

Entry #310

Sat, 04 Apr 2009 21:21:50 +0100

If you walked into my room and the light was on, why would I want the light shut when you leave? RAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

Entry #309

Sat, 04 Apr 2009 17:32:53 +0100

I hate how fuckers don't wanna talk when I say they should,. Fuck their fucking noses. :|
And when I say stupid things.

Entry #308

Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:51:52 +0100

when your laugh is like a fucking baboon or some kind of ridiculous sounding drum, please try and limit the amount of times you open that gob. jesus christ i am trying to work here. i don't need you laughing unnecessarily loud.

Entry #307

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 19:36:22 +0100

could you please stop touching me? honestly. stop! okay, i know you are still going to sit reeeeealy close to me on the couch, and fucking hum, and smile at me because you aren't fucking touching me. but just stop it. fuck. get. away. i mean it. stop. stop. okay i'm moving away.

Entry #306

Wed, 01 Apr 2009 10:26:44 +0100

I haaaaaaaaate people touching my MacBook screen. I'm always cleaning it to get rid of greasy fingered idiots' marks off, then as soon as I do it, someone else touches it. If my MacBook wasn't a piece of electronic gorgeousness I wouldn't care.

How would you feel if you're looking at the screen and all you can see are two fucking fingerprints.

Entry #305

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 13:47:12 +0100

You and your friend keep telling me you want to go places, how about you stop telling me you want to go and start telling me when you want to go. There's nothing more I hate than people who can't make their minds up and end up pissing me off.

Entry #303

Mon, 30 Mar 2009 10:04:16 +0100

listen you stupid fucking woman, you absolute fucking chav fuck. why the fuck must you start shouting at your equally dickish boyfriend every night when i'm trying to sleep. Although i take pleasure in the fact that you will die alone having achieved nothing with you're life, the fact is while you are still breathing you are getting in the way of mine. 'aargh kevin fuuuck, waaa fuck' seriously. SHUT UP. stop wasting air and die. this goes for all you chavy drum n' bass listening, alcoholic fucks.

Entry #302

Sat, 28 Mar 2009 21:07:55 +0000

people who stop right in front of you when you're walking. What are you doing? Do you have no self awareness at all? Next time im gona plough through you, you stupid fuck

Entry #301

Wed, 25 Mar 2009 09:43:37 +0000

Dear WHSmith,

When ordering from your online shop, please give ANY indication as to when my item will be delivered. I had the option to select whether it was delivered to me or if I wanted to pick it up in-store. Maybe that's a good place to put an estimation? :)

Thanks.

Entry #300

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 12:16:00 +0000

I swear to god I will kill him. It's only a matter of time. The reason nothing works on your machine is because you never fucking let me near it. Everytime I try you say you're too busy, then you take it away and home. I wouldn't care but the problem gets worse, you blame me to the M.D., I get reprimanded, try to fix the machine and you tell me you're too busy!

I swear to fucking god your time is coming to an end.

Entry #299

Tue, 24 Mar 2009 08:36:05 +0000

for two people who claim to love me so much, it seems they are surprisingly ignorant to how much their childish fighting is fucking my life up. i wonder which one is the bigger liar.