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New Year Sms, peace with your neighbours

2010-06-18T09:29:00.002-07:00

New Year Sms

Be always at war with your vices,

at peace with your neighbours

and let each new year find you a better man.

New Year Sms, warmest of wishes for new year

2010-06-18T09:29:00.001-07:00

New Year Sms

On the onset of new year

sending you the warmest of wishes"

New Year Sms, coming year is a glorious one

2010-06-18T09:29:00.000-07:00

New Year Sms Text Sms

Here is a wishing that the coming year is a glorious one that

rewards all your future endeavors with success

New Year Sms, through out the new Year

2010-06-18T09:28:00.000-07:00

New Year Sms

New Year begins,

let us pray,

that

it will be a year with newPeace,

New Happiness,

and

abundance of new friends,,

God bless you through out the new Year

New Year Sms in English, Joy & Prosperity 4 da whole Year

2010-06-18T09:27:00.002-07:00

New Year Sms in English

Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,

Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,

And it"s my New Year wish 4u Dear...

Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.

New Year Sms, Hold the laugh

2010-06-18T09:27:00.001-07:00

New Year Sms

Keep the smile, leave the tear,

Think of joy, forget the fear...

Hold the laugh, leave the pain, Be joyous ,

Coz its new year!HAPPY NEW YEAR

New Year Funny Sms in English, All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year

2010-06-18T09:27:00.000-07:00

New Year Funny Sms in English

Tom Cruise

Angelina Jolie

Aishwarya Rai

Arnold

Jennifer Lopez

Amitabh Bachhan

& me..

All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.

New Year Sms In English, May Year To Follow Be

2010-06-18T09:26:00.000-07:00

New Year Sms In English

God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life

That is coming In Ur Way.

May Year To Follow Be Among The Best

U ve Ever Spend.

New Year Sms, 2009 s calender is destroyed

2010-06-18T09:25:00.001-07:00

New Year Sms

Before the golden sun sets,

2009"s calender is destroyed,

And mobile networks get jammed,

I wish in 2009 every moment is enjoyed

New Year Sms, And next year

2010-06-18T09:25:00.000-07:00

New Year Sms

For last year"s words belong to last year"s language

And next year"s words await another voice.

And to make an end is to make a beginning.

Happy New Year.

New Year Sms, Hit me but

2010-06-18T09:24:00.001-07:00

New Year Sms

Love me but, leave me not,

Kiss me but, miss me not,

Hit me but, hate me not,

Remember me but, forget me not.
From,
year 2009

General Knowledge Sms, Difference Between Walking & Running

2010-06-18T09:24:00.000-07:00

GK Sms

Q : Chalnay (walking) Aur Doornay (runing) Main farak bataye ???

Ans : Jab Admi Chalta Hai Tu Pehle Earhi Uthata hai But jab Insan Dorta hAi tu Pehle Panja

Rakhta HA

Political Question Answer Sms, Musharaf & Zardari

2010-06-18T09:22:00.001-07:00

Political Question Answer Sms

Q : Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki Koi taqaat

(Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti , ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de

jasakti hai ???

Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf & Zardari )

Funny Question Answer Sms, Japan France & Turkey

2010-06-18T09:22:00.000-07:00

Funny Question Answer Sms

Q : EK Shakz Peeda (Born) Hova Japan main , Pala Bhara (growin) France main , Lekin Mara

(Dead) Turkey main ????

Ans : Marhum ( LATE ) [ Itz funny but its true ]

Islamic Question Answer Sms in Urdu, Khudh Kushi ki Tauba

2010-06-18T09:21:00.001-07:00

Islamic Question Answer Sms in Urdu

Q : Woh Kon sa Gunnah (Sin) Kabeera hai Jiss ki Tauba nahi ??

( Shirk sab se Bara gunnah Kabeera hai Lekin Aus ki Tauba ki Ja Sakti hai )

Ans : Woh Gunnah KhudhKushi Hai Yani Sucide..

Coz Aap Ko Tuba Karni Ki Muhlaat Milti Nahi Orr Ager Aap Tuba Kar Sako tu

Woh Khudkhushi Hi Nahi :)

Funny Question Answer Sms, WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL

2010-06-18T09:21:00.000-07:00

Funny Question Answer Sms

Q. WHAT DID BANTA SINGH SAY WHEN HE SAW A BANANA PEEL?

A. "OH! I AM GOING TO SLIP AGAIN.

Question Answer Sms in Urdu, Haraam Drink

2010-06-18T09:20:00.000-07:00

Question Answer Sms in Urdu

Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya
hai ???

Ans : GUSSA ..

Funny Sms, I M NOT A Male

2010-06-18T09:19:00.000-07:00

Question Answer Sms in English & Urdu

Fill in the blank with yes or NO only.

_______I M NOT A Male.

Koi jaldi nahin hai, aaram se soch kar bata dena

IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER

2010-06-18T09:14:00.000-07:00

Question Answer Sms for Santa Singh

Que. WHY DID SANTA SINGH TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITING EXAMS?

Ans. COZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE PAPER"ANSWER IN BRIEF.

main bhi ese kahi dekha hain

2010-01-11T10:37:00.000-08:00

Latest Sardar Sms in Urdu

sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):
are yar main ese kahi dekha hain
second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain
first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.
second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.
first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.

WINDOWS 98, Question Answer Sms

2009-07-25T14:18:00.000-07:00

Question Answer Sms

Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98?

A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY.

I celebrate myself, Quotations SMS

2009-07-25T14:17:00.000-07:00

Quotations SMS in English

"I celebrate myself, and sing myself,

And what I assume you shall assume,

For every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you."

-Walt Whitman (1819-1892)

Beauty seen by persons, Quotations SMS

2009-07-25T14:15:00.000-07:00

Quotations SMS

"Every beauty which is seen here below by persons

of perception resemble more than anything else that celestial

source from which we all are come...."

-Michelangelo (1475-1564)

Paani ki har boond mein, Rainy Day Barish SMS

2009-07-25T14:14:00.001-07:00

Poetry sms for Rainy Day

Ab ke sawan(rain) mein paani barsa bahut,

Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut.

Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi,

Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut.

Jab bheegte hain, Rainy Day Barish SMS

2009-07-25T14:14:00.000-07:00

Rainy Day sms in Urdu

Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.

Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,

Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,

Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge! :p