Mogwoppet: A Scrapbook

This Address Scares Me a Bit

mogwoppet — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 13:58:58 +0000

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We Interrupt the Weird in Order to Bring You Some Awesome

mogwoppet — Sat, 07 Apr 2012 11:48:42 +0000

These are in Berlin. So am I, currently.

I know this isn’t a sign, packaging or any other words, but IT’S A TINY GOAT NAPPING ON A BIGGER GOAT, and I don’t think that breaking my own categorisation rules is a particularly big deal, here.

Recurring Problem?

mogwoppet — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 12:21:13 +0000

This was spotted in a Center Parcs villa by Michael from the ceilidh band. I particularly like the way that it apparently connects illicit boiler room sleeping with the cot and high chair instructions. Center Parcs, what has been going on in you?

Whiskas Goes Cannibal

mogwoppet — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 09:02:06 +0000

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Pre-Emptive

mogwoppet — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 11:02:26 +0000

It’s like they know I’m going to buy wine to have with it…

These Were on My Mum’s Kitchen Worktop

mogwoppet — Sun, 04 Mar 2012 11:00:32 +0000

[click for a larger size, in order to full appreciate how totally-not-associated-with-each-other these items are.]

Why Not Lose Your Child on Purpose?

mogwoppet — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 20:43:14 +0000

Then you, too, can experience that nice feeling when you find them again.

I was told off by the checkout assistant in the Thames branch of Pak N Save for taking this photo. They don’t allow photos in the store, for some ludicrous reason. Anyway, that’s how dedicated I am to bringing these signs to you. I risk such perils.

Plumbling

mogwoppet — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 20:36:11 +0000

This seems to be an additional meaning of the verb “to plumble” to those already in current usage.

Windows is Troubled

mogwoppet — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 14:48:00 +0000

Windows knows there is an error. It isn’t sure quite what is wrong. It is sad and bewildered. (Credits: Photo 2 is by Nicolar.)

Remorse For Someone’s Part in Borders’ Closure

mogwoppet — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 12:21:25 +0000

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