Weird Signs & Strange Packaging

Windows is Troubled

mogwoppet — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 14:48:00 +0000

Windows knows there is an error. It isn’t sure quite what is wrong. It is sad and bewildered.

Remorse For Someone’s Part in Borders’ Closure

mogwoppet — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 12:21:25 +0000

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Cute Sugar Packets from Puccino’s

mogwoppet — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 11:37:03 +0000

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Viola Players Can Hold a Shoulder Rest in Place Telekinetically

mogwoppet — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 01:03:12 +0000

Only violin players need actual plastic brackets. We viola players can just use the power of our minds.

Knock-off Toy Company Milking Bratz-Dolls-Are-Setting-Bad-Example Controversy

mogwoppet — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:34:15 +0000

Don't be a Brat. Be a Lovely Kid.

Spotted in that Goldmine of Absolute Tat, a suburban Post Office.

£1 Umbrella Bought in Harrogate During a Rain Storm

mogwoppet — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 16:00:50 +0000

RAINDEAR IMPORTANT.

In a Budget Italian Supermarket c. 2002

mogwoppet — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 15:59:29 +0000

It is way better than its nearest competitor, “A Bit Too Far Away From Your Hair”. So I bought it.

When GM Crops Mutate, Like, Really Badly

mogwoppet — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 18:44:56 +0000

Actually, this may beat the Swearing Dog Toy Fury one.

In other news, an out-of-control shrubbery has been given an ASBO.

Photo by Rachel Smith

Mwah ha ha ha ha

mogwoppet — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 20:02:26 +0000

This was on the wall in a poncey corporate hotel I played a gig in once. I almost pressed it, because we had to ask three times for them to bring our drinks order, and when they finally did, the beer was horrible.

You Are Not Allowed To Be Here

mogwoppet — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 19:58:29 +0000

We can’t be bothered to enforce this, but you’re not allowed to sue us if you fall in a hole here.