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Happy New Year To ALL...Jan 1, 2009 Low Carb Menu

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 15:42:00 +0000

Hello All,
Hope you all had a wonderful and safe New Year's Eve. We stayed home with the kiddos and played games and watched movies. Usually we order in pizza, but this year since I'm doing low carb, we had snack foods. We made meatballs, Cheese Lil' Smokies, Summer Sausage, Cheese, and Rice Krispie treats for the kids :)

Wednesday, Dec 31st Low Carb Menu
8oz Coffee
2 tsp Coconut Oil
2 Sausage Patties

Hot Links
Pickle

4 Meatballs
Cheese Lil' Smokies
Couple Pieces of Summer Sausage

1/2 of One Minute Low Carb Muffin w/ Butter

December 30, 2008 Low Carb Menu

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 15:37:00 +0000

Breakfast
Coffee with 1tb of Coconut Oil
Egg Cream

Lunch
Fried Cabbage, Sausage, Celery and Jalepenos

Snack
Fried Mozzarella Cheese Stick

Dinner
Ribs and Green Beans

Snack
Coconut Oil Bark

December 29, 2008 Low Carb Menu

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 16:47:00 +0000

*Breakfast (Well Lunchtime, but breakfast for me :)
2 Bunless Double Cheeseburgers PLAIN with lettuce from McDonalds.

*Lunch
2 Deviled eggs with Helmann's Mayo and Mustard
4 Slices of Bacon

*Dinner
Hamburger meat cooked with some green peppers and Mushrooms then topped with shredded cheese and Sour Cream...YUMMY!
Salad with Homemade Olive Oil Dressing

*Snack
Low carb pumpkin bake left over from Christmas and cool whip...

Here's to a new year of keeping up the healthy eating and finding the NEW ME :) Talk soon!

New Year....New Me!!

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:35:00 +0000

Well this is definetely not my fist attempt at a diet, but hopefully this will be my last as I really hope to make this a lifestyle decision and not just a simple diet. I am doing the low carb thing. I have tried it off and on for the past couple years but never really stuck to it. Not because I COULDN'T, I just WOULDN't....

So for all you fellow lowcarbers out there have any advice, tips, recipes, etc to give, I am ALL EARS!!! I will try to post my daily menus and weekly progress for all who is interested. Anyone else starting the year off low carb and need a buddy??

Talk soon...Off to eat me some bunless bacon cheeseburger and salad with homemade olive oil dressing!!!

I'm Back...

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 17:16:00 +0000

Whew, what a couple of hectic weeks it has been. I am currently looking for a new job as my old company moved our department up to Florida where our Corporate office is, so wish me luck on finding a new job :) Hope all is doing well and I hope everyone had a Happy Thanksgiving. I cannot believe Christmas is right around the corner. Man, where has the year gone?? I will be updating here soon. Talk to you all soon!!!

NKOTB Update!

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 00:48:00 +0000

Whew, what a week since the New Kids concert. I have been so busy I have just recently had time to update my photos and vidoes to my photobucket account. For all interested in seeing my NKOTB pics and videos, please go to the link below. I am still waiting for the Meet & Greet pics with my and the boys :) I will post once I receive those.

The concert and Meet & Greet was AWESOME! The M&G could have been longer, but it is not everyday that you get to meet your childhood love(s). Donnie even took a drink of my BEER! How cool is that...LOL

NKOTB Pics/Videos

Another Award...

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 14:20:00 +0000

Thanks SO much to Becky over at My Crazy Beautiful Live for my 2nd award. I just love her blog. The name explains it all... Being a mommy your life has only one place to go...CRAZY BEAUTIFUL!!

Thanks Becky. YOU'RE AWESOME!!!

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 12:24:00 +0000

For all you NKOTB fans. I had to share this!!!

WW 11/05/08

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 06:00:00 +0000

Ace doesn't look very happy, does he?

HALLOWEEN 2008

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 00:32:00 +0000

Miss Hannah Montana & Dead Football Player...

ALWAYS check your Children's Homework...LOL

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:27:00 +0000

MOMMY WORKS AT HOME DEPOT...SHE WAS SELLING A SHOVEL!!!!

WOOHOO....NKOTB Here I COME!!!

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 20:16:00 +0000

OMG, I am sooooo SIKED. Not only am I going to the New Kids On The Block concert in Kansas City on Nov 11th, BUT my friend and I also get to go to the MEET-N-GREET! I am getting to meet one of my FIRST LOVES (Donnie Wahlberg). Well I actually liked Jordan and Donnie!!

I had to share my excitement with you all. Man, do I feel like a 12 yr old again getting all Giddy inside....LOL

I will be sure to take plenty of pics and videos if allowed and will share here once I get back!!

WW 10/29/08

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 15:23:00 +0000

MY HUSBANDS SENSE OF HUMOR :)

Anger Management

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 14:34:00 +0000

I received this in a email and it really made me think when someone PI$$ES me off, next time just GET EVEN and don't let it ruin your day...LOL

"When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you Don't know!

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying 'Hello.'

I politely said, 'This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?'

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right f*** ing number!' and the phone was slammed down on me.

I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits. After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're a butthole!' and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'butthole' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, 'You're a butthole!' It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic butthole calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, 'Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?'

He yelled 'NO!' and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, 'That's because you're a butthole!' and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had
patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a 'For Sale' sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first butthole (I had his number on speed dial), I thought that I'd better call the BMW butthole, too.

I said, 'Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?'
He said, 'Yes, it is.'
I asked, 'Can you tell me where I can see it?'
He said, 'Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax ..
It's a yellow ranch house, and the car's parked right out in front.'

I asked, 'What's your name?' He said, 'My name is Don Hansen..'

I asked, 'When's a good time to catch you, Don?'
He said, 'I'm home every evening after five.'

I said, 'Listen, Don, can I tell you something?'
He said, 'Yes?'
I said, 'Don, you're a butthole!'

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two buttholes to call.

Then I came up with an idea.
I called butthole #1.
He said, 'Hello.'
I said, 'You're a butthole!'
(But I didn't hang up.)

He asked, 'Are you still there?'
I said, 'Yeah.'
He screamed, 'Stop calling me!'
I said, 'Make me.'
He asked, 'Who are you?'

I said, 'My name is Don Hansen.'
He said, 'Yeah? Where do you live?'
I said, 'Butthole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax , a yellow ranch house, I have a black Beamer parked in front.'

He said, 'I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers.'
I said, 'Yeah, like I'm really scared, butthole,' and hung up.

Then I called butthole No. 2. I said, 'Hello, butthole '
He yelled, 'If I ever find out who you are...'
I said, 'You'll what?'
He exclaimed, 'I'll kick your butt,'
I answered, 'Well , butthole, here's your chance.
I'm coming over right now.'

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax , and that my gay lover was on his way over to kill me.

Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax .

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax . I got there just in time to watch two buttholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Anger management works."

CRAZY HAIR...

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:10:00 +0000

Growing up around my Grandma, I would always see her walk around the house with a head full of Bobby Pins stuffed around some twisted hair. Well she would always get these gorgeous curls from doing that.

So...of course...I was thinking, hmmm I am going to try that on Madison's hair. I did not have any Bobby Pins at the time, so I figured her little hair ties would work. If my Grandma could do it, I can too, RIGHT?

WRONG, poor Maddie being Mommas little Guinea Pig...LOL This is how HER hair turned out. NOTHING like the way my Grandma's use to look!!! It actually does look cute on her though with those BIG GREEN EYES!!

NOTICE THE BUNNY EARS BEHIND MY HEAD??

Nail Salon

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:39:00 +0000

I came across this video on YOUTUBE and laughed my A$$ off. Anyone who goes to get their nails done can SOOO relate to this...LOL You will need to pause the music above to hear the video. ENJOY!

I'VE BEEN TAGGED

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 22:08:00 +0000

Here's the RULES:

Link to the person who tagged you and post the rules in your post.

Share 7 random/weird facts about yourself.

Tag 7 random people at the end of your blog and link to their blogs.

Let each person know they've been tagged by leaving a comment in their blog.
Alrighty....seven random facts about me.

1. I am a HUGE BonJovi Fan (JoviGirl at Heart)
2. I can snap my toes (yep, just like they were fingers)..LOL
3. I have 2 tattoos
4. I have one body piercing (monroe piercing)
5. I am VERY open-minded...
6. I Once ran my own home daycare
7. I am slowly getting ADDICTED to BLOGGING...

Now onto the seven folks I am tagging...

YOU HAVE BEEN TAGGED:
1. Susan at Life in a Blue House
2. Mama of Romance at Sex Diaries of a Mom
3. Tina at Punky Monke
4. Lindsey at Mommy Chronicles
5. Allison at Mommy 2 two Princesses
6. Rachel at Following in my Shoes
7. Jen at Mommay's Mayhem

Thanks Dorsey for the tag! Find her over at Searching for my Inner Skinny

Halloween Candy Recalled...

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Mon, 27 Oct 2008 15:39:00 +0000

Because this was verified by Snopes and so many of us have little kids, I thought it was worth it to pass this one on!

(and I even verified on snopes: HERE)

There is a new warning put out by the Canadian Food Inspection Agency....
Sherwood brand Pirate's Gold Milk Chocolate coins are being recalled
due to the fact that they contain Melamine, the ingredient in milk
product that has caused many infant deaths in China .
These candies are sold at Costco, as well as many bulk and dollar stores.
please make sure to check your childrens halloween candy and DO NOT
LET THEM EAT THE PIRATE COINS (you know the ones wrapped in the
shiny gold foil)
and please let other parents know about this!

Squirrel LOVES french fries...

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Sun, 26 Oct 2008 15:31:00 +0000

Grandma Kathy took the kiddos to Woodward Park for their school pictures this year! While we were sitting here eating our McDonald's picnic we had SEVERAL curious squirrels come over to see what we were doing. Of course this kiddos (along with myself) were ecstatic over the fact that a squirrel was coming this close to us. After several minutes of trying to talk the squirrels into coming over (NO, SQUIRREL TALK WAS NOT WORKING) we had to bribe them over with some french fries. Deven graciously agrees to share his french fries with the squirrel's :)

Paige...

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:33:00 +0000

My First Digital Page of my Step-daughter Paige!

DANCE RECITAL!

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 15:24:00 +0000

I have decided to start Digital Scrapbooking and these are my first 2 pages. These are of Madison's 1st & 2nd year of Dance. I am really enjoying this Digital Scrapbooking.

I used to do regular Scrapbooking all the time at a local scrapbook store, but then Mike started working Saturdays and Sundays are always busy with cleaning, etc so I have had to give it up over the last year or so, BUT I'M BACK!!

THE KISS...

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:23:00 +0000

She is pregnant, he had just saved her from a fire in her house, rescuing her by carrying her out of the house into her front yard, while he continued to fight the fire.

When he finally got done putting the fire out, he sat down to catch his breath and rest.

A photographer from the Charlotte , North Carolina newspaper, noticed her in the distance looking at the fireman. ?

He saw her walking straight toward the fireman and wondered what she was going to do.

As he raised his camera, she came up to the tired man who had saved her life and the lives of her babies and kissed him just as the photographer snapped this photograph.

The Kiss.....

And people say animals are dumb!!

HOLY CRAP!

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:01:00 +0000

Seems a sheep farmer was puzzled
about the disappearance of some
sheep on his farm. After a few
weeks the farmer decided
to put up an electric
fence.

About a week later,
this is what he
found!

Now, I know we've all heard of
people being eaten by snakes
& I bet most of us have said,
"If a snake tried to eat me,
I'd blah, blah, blah &
get away.

Well, this is a Python & they're
extremely aggressive & have
a few teeth that they use to
hold their prey while they
wrap around them &
then constrict.

Could you get away if
this one bit you &
held on with it's
"few teeth?"

(Note: the wires are 10 inches apart .)

UH, I THINK I WOULD BE FINDING OUT REALLY QUICK LIKE WHERE THE HE** THIS THING CAME FROM!! Man, I FREAK OUT just from a GARDEN SNAKE!

MY FIRST AWARD...

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 23:59:00 +0000

Wow, I feel so honored. Susan at Life in a Blue House has given me my FIRST award. Thanks so much Susan! YOU ROCK! Now I can make an award section on my blog....LOL

WW 10/22/08

mom2dm@gmail.com (Bobbie) — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 09:00:00 +0000

Wordless Wednesday...

(These are not my pics, buts pics that were sent to me in an email)...