Moments With Andy

#1000 CMXCIX + I

mike@khum.com — Wed, 15 Jul 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Or "M" as the Romans might call it.

#999 Comedy, Corruption, & Crime

mike@khum.com — Tue, 07 Jul 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Comedy educates; corruption; and crime. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#998 Answers in Search of Problems

mike@khum.com — Fri, 03 Jul 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Technology!; learning to spell; and hot hot sauce. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#997 End of the World is Coming. Again.

mike@khum.com — Thu, 02 Jul 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Blood moon tetrads; emails; and shopping strapped. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#996 It's Not About Us

mike@khum.com — Tue, 30 Jun 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Not about us; tobacco; and reverse spying. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#995 Big Deal

mike@khum.com — Sat, 27 Jun 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Big deal; old meat; and your castle. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#994 Fishing in the Middle East

mike@khum.com — Thu, 25 Jun 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Nobody wants to fish; smoking; and logistics. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#993 In Defense of Science

mike@khum.com — Tue, 23 Jun 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Science!; money & politics; mirror-kissers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#992 Uncomfortable History

mike@khum.com — Fri, 19 Jun 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Uncomfortable history; Andy doesn't like the NSA; and bees. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#991 Magic Cheese

mike@khum.com — Thu, 18 Jun 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

TSA; magic cheese; and old computers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#990 Nudists Cause Earthquakes

mike@khum.com — Wed, 17 Jun 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

FBI Malarkey; nudists; & lottery tickets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#989 Honor Thy Mother and Father. Sometimes.

mike@khum.com — Tue, 16 Jun 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Voting; it came out of the sky; and honor thy mother and father. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#988 Getting Up

mike@khum.com — Sat, 13 Jun 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Quitting; shrinking brains; and getting up. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#987 Finish Your Training You Must

mike@khum.com — Thu, 11 Jun 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Finish your training you must; comin' home; and wet suits. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#986 More Unacceptable Gym Behavior

mike@khum.com — Tue, 09 Jun 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Unacceptable Gym Behavior; good news; and idiots. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news

#985 Harvard. Hat in Hand.

mike@khum.com — Sat, 06 Jun 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Harvard, with hat in hand; pistol whippin'; and door bells. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#984 Unacceptable Gym Behavior: Shadow Boxing

mike@khum.com — Fri, 05 Jun 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Unacceptable Gym Behavior; what is Turkmenistan again?; and stickin' it to 'em. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#983 Major Baby Step Reform!

mike@khum.com — Thu, 04 Jun 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Freedom [Act]!; penny stocks; and creepy bosses. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#982 Porkcicles

mike@khum.com — Wed, 03 Jun 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

TSA F-; baggage; and porkcicles . The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#981 Yellow is Mellow

mike@khum.com — Tue, 02 Jun 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Greed; shouting; and yellow is mellow . The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#980 Ireland!

mike@khum.com — Fri, 29 May 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Go Ireland!; getting lazy; and Nikes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#979 Dogs

mike@khum.com — Wed, 27 May 2015 23:59:17 -0700 GMT

Dogs; oceans; and courtesy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#978 Bye Bye Miss American Idol

mike@khum.com — Sat, 23 May 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Bye bye Miss American Idol; facts; and clever robbers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#977 Blame Tito

mike@khum.com — Fri, 22 May 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

They want it all; more oil; and blame Tito. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#976 Dance Like Sartre's Watching

mike@khum.com — Thu, 21 May 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Dance like Sartre's watching; oil spill; and a leg out. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#975 Iraq? Mistake? No Way.

mike@khum.com — Tue, 19 May 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Never make mistakes; Panera; and time to shave. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#974 Ask Me About My Son-in-Law

mike@khum.com — Sat, 16 May 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Ask me about my son-in-law; come on Texas; and hiring uglies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#973 The NSA Smackdown

mike@khum.com — Fri, 15 May 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Bad news for the NSA; good news; and secretly servicing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#972 The Devil Went Down to Georgia

mike@khum.com — Thu, 14 May 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The devil went down to Georgia; the hermit kingdom; and Facebook no nos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#971 Unacceptable Gym Behavior

mike@khum.com — Wed, 13 May 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Unacceptable Gym Behavior; art as commodity; and porkers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#970 Bad News Beefcakes

mike@khum.com — Tue, 12 May 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

No more bbqs; bad news for beefcakes; and pee beer. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#969 Le Patriot Act

mike@khum.com — Sat, 09 May 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Le Patriot Act; NSA smack down; and lunatics. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#968 Walking. The Silent Killer.

mike@khum.com — Fri, 08 May 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Walking, the new killer; gas prices; and bad ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#967 Oh! The Tears!

mike@khum.com — Wed, 06 May 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The tears!; resilience; and 39 winks. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#966 It's Not Lonely at the Top

mike@khum.com — Tue, 05 May 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

University administrators; good news; and good bosses. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#965 Will o' the People

mike@khum.com — Fri, 01 May 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The will o' the people; killing technology; and a clock. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#964 FBI F*cks Up

mike@khum.com — Thu, 30 Apr 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

FBI scandals; coffee saves; and Polly wants help. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#963 19 Months to Go

mike@khum.com — Tue, 28 Apr 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Unacceptable; framing guide dogs; and hidden costs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#962 Wall Street, Confucius, Morals, and Small Men

mike@khum.com — Sat, 25 Apr 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Bad apples?; filing jointly; and things not to do. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#961 Oklahoma!

mike@khum.com — Thu, 23 Apr 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Shakin' all over; flying; and No Direction. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#960 Lights On. Nobody's Home.

mike@khum.com — Wed, 22 Apr 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Who's keepin' the lights on?, and fixin' schools. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#959 TPPee-yew

mike@khum.com — Tue, 21 Apr 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

TPPee-yew; deals deals deals!; and bad ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#958 Givin' It Away

mike@khum.com — Fri, 17 Apr 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

It's raining money somewhere; well well welfare; and learning to drive. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#957 I'm With Dum and Stoopid

mike@khum.com — Thu, 16 Apr 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Dum and Stoopid; philanderers; and philandering. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#956 Buying Happiness

mike@khum.com — Wed, 15 Apr 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Buying happiness, and armadillos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#955 Facts. And Centaurs.

mike@khum.com — Fri, 10 Apr 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On facts; the hotness; and looking creepy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#954 Nonsense

mike@khum.com — Thu, 09 Apr 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Vote. Or don't; good news; and nonsense. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#953 The Madness

mike@khum.com — Wed, 08 Apr 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Diet soda; spending Madness; and post-preschool. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#952 Stranger Danger

mike@khum.com — Tue, 07 Apr 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Melting glaciers; befouled air; and stranger danger. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#951 Trash in the Clouds

mike@khum.com — Sat, 04 Apr 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Trash in the clouds ; more good news; and take me to the river. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#950 Oh! The Outrage!

mike@khum.com — Fri, 03 Apr 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The friendly skies; faux outrage; and good news. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#949 Good luck Goodluck

mike@khum.com — Thu, 02 Apr 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Face time; live longer; and good luck Goodluck. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#948 Be Quiet

mike@khum.com — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Staying quiet; we hate ourselves; and bad names. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#947 Help Not Wanted

mike@khum.com — Sat, 28 Mar 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Benjamins & Eleanors?; party crashers; and Poogeots. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#946 They're All Grown Up Now

mike@khum.com — Fri, 27 Mar 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

All grown up; hedge funds suck; and bad news for Bono. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#945 Big Big Money

mike@khum.com — Thu, 26 Mar 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Big money; Dick III; and bad interviews. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#944 Science Says: Air Pollution is Bad for Kids

mike@khum.com — Wed, 25 Mar 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Walk to school, and coffee. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#943 Where Are You?

mike@khum.com — Tue, 24 Mar 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Where are you?; adultery, still a bad idea; and idiotae. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#942 Pooh's Pants

mike@khum.com — Sat, 21 Mar 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Ego vs History; bonuses; and poo-pooing the Pooh. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#941 Rope a Dope

mike@khum.com — Fri, 20 Mar 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Road rage; jumpin' rope; and dish washers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#940 For the Win, Constantly

mike@khum.com — Sat, 14 Mar 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

For the win; it's hot and cold; and DHS morale. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#939 Crapware

mike@khum.com — Fri, 13 Mar 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Tech problems; and another; and auto litigation. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#938 We Can't Work It Out

mike@khum.com — Thu, 12 Mar 2015 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Workin' it out; red lights; and gettin' off easy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#937 Do No Harm

mike@khum.com — Sat, 07 Mar 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Mary Jane; inhale; and jury duty. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#936 The Samsung Telescreen

mike@khum.com — Fri, 06 Mar 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Telescreens; good news; and surprises. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#935 The Seventh King for a Day

mike@khum.com — Thu, 05 Mar 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Secrets; crybabies; and the 7th King. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#934 Turn On, Tune In, Turn It Down

mike@khum.com — Wed, 04 Mar 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Turn it down!; your right to party; and making bills. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#933 America, We Lurve Thee

mike@khum.com — Tue, 03 Mar 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

What is Love?; shooting the sea; and here's to CA wine. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#932 50 Shades of Spongebob

mike@khum.com — Fri, 27 Feb 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

15 minutes of fame; who needs water?; and 50 shades of Spongbob. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#931 Busybodies

mike@khum.com — Wed, 25 Feb 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Busybodies, and purring. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#930 Money Most Definitely Doesn't Not Corrupt

mike@khum.com — Tue, 24 Feb 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Money corrupts?;Nature is healthy; and Venezuelan abstinence. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#929 No Drones

mike@khum.com — Sat, 21 Feb 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Here's to the youth; no drones; and bad ideas . The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#928 Why I Always Stand Up

mike@khum.com — Fri, 20 Feb 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Pie in the face; income and voting; and standing up. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#927 Party Like It's 1979

mike@khum.com — Thu, 19 Feb 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Party like it's 1979; trickling down; and taking a leave. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#926 One Man's Trash. And Another Man's Trash. And Another's

mike@khum.com — Wed, 18 Feb 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

One man's trash, and good ideas gone bad. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#925 Cigarettes and Fluoride, Man

mike@khum.com — Sat, 14 Feb 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Things we thought we knew; the poison, man; and more pressure. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#924 70 Years in Fairyland

mike@khum.com — Fri, 13 Feb 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

70 years in Fairyland; deadly drugs; and dentistry while driving. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#923 They Have Boots Too

mike@khum.com — Thu, 12 Feb 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Whose boots?; commuting; and cell jammin'. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#922 The Deficit Is Finally...Oh Who Cares?

mike@khum.com — Wed, 11 Feb 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The deficit is...oh who cares?; good gas news; and bad luck. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#921 Delegating Responsibility

mike@khum.com — Sat, 07 Feb 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Delegating responsibility; saving money; and it's all in the costume. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#920 Appearances of Corruption

mike@khum.com — Thu, 05 Feb 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Appearances of corruption; money & power; & when the cover up is worse than the crime. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#919 Wait, Science Isn't Bulls#!t?

mike@khum.com — Wed, 04 Feb 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Apparently Science isn't bulls#*t anymore; impressions; and from your pocket to the cosmos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#918 Upstaging the Headliner

mike@khum.com — Tue, 03 Feb 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Who's headlining?; time to stand; and materially satisfied. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#917 Chicken Nuggets for the Soul

mike@khum.com — Sat, 31 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Head over heels; state capitalism; and McMass. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#916 Don't Call Us, We'll Call You

mike@khum.com — Thu, 29 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Money in politics; the scarf scandal; and rent-a-throne. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#915 Esperanglish

mike@khum.com — Wed, 28 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Esperanglish; oh Saudi Arabia, you so crazy; and junior pilot wings. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#914 Your Political Ideology Stinks

mike@khum.com — Tue, 27 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Einstein was good at math?; aggressive Brits; and stinky ideologies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#913 The "Hoax" Hoax

mike@khum.com — Sat, 24 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Silly laws; the "hoax" is a hoax; and stupid apps. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#912 Divine Interception

mike@khum.com — Fri, 23 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Divine Interception; nose sweaters; and desks. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#911 Trading Places

mike@khum.com — Thu, 22 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

In the Top 10; off the clock; and trading places. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#910 Let's Talk Potatoes

mike@khum.com — Wed, 21 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The Potato; too much food; and Monopoly. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#909 College Football: Good Idea?

mike@khum.com — Sat, 17 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

College Football; China's green energy; and Russian of the Year. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#908 Marriage Equality - And the Walls Continue to Not Come Crumbling Down

mike@khum.com — Fri, 16 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The walls aren't tumbling down; good news; and behind the wall. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#907 Explaining Science

mike@khum.com — Thu, 15 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Science vs. Ego; sleep more; and turn signals. The Night Show, hopefully not you only source of news.

#906 Crying Over Spilt Ink

mike@khum.com — Sat, 10 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Crying over spilt ink; gas prices; and parenting tips from Keith Richards. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#905 Going Mainstream

mike@khum.com — Fri, 09 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

It was a "good" year; the Goldilocks zone; and about Santa. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#904 LoCO's Thunderdome - Tools for Surviving a World of Idiots

mike@khum.com — Wed, 07 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The Thunderdome; beautiful specks; and safety fashion. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#903 Wondering at the Heavens, and Porta Potties

mike@khum.com — Tue, 06 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Fixies; places not to live; and the wonders above. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#902 The Waiting

mike@khum.com — Sat, 03 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Waiting; good news; and free money! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#901 Happy New Year

mike@khum.com — Thu, 01 Jan 2015 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Two New Year's Eve celebrations that probably sucked more than yours, and a heartfelt thanks to you for making the Night Show and Moments with Andy podcast possible!

#900 To Tip or Not to Tip?

mike@khum.com — Tue, 30 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Tipping; angels' share; and cruise sewage. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#899 The House of York (and Stuff)

mike@khum.com — Wed, 24 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

House of York, and stuff, and probation no nos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#898 The Age of Mirror Kissing

mike@khum.com — Tue, 23 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The age of innovation; gas prices; and real estate tips. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#897 The World is a Silly Silly Place

mike@khum.com — Sat, 20 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Sony vs. North Korea; suing over legal pot; and protecting your naughty bits. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#896 Appeasing Dictators

mike@khum.com — Fri, 19 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Things We Thought We Knew Vol. III; appeasing dictators; and selling Shiloh. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#895 Torture

mike@khum.com — Thu, 18 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Torture; good ebola news; and Dads walking a mile. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source

#894 Things We Thought We Knew Vol. II

mike@khum.com — Wed, 17 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Things we thought we knew, and wet willies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#893 When Pigs Fly

mike@khum.com — Tue, 16 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

JOLTS and jobs; when pigs fly; and mile high nuts. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#892 The CIA and Stepping Out of the Shadows

mike@khum.com — Mon, 08 Dec 2014 12:22:28 -0800 GMT

Ignorance and bliss; Russia yet again makes us look good; and good news no one will talk about. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#891 Queen, the Heart, and Love

mike@khum.com — Sat, 06 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Queen, hearts, and love; lying; and cutting out the middle man. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#890 Luddite Bona Fides

mike@khum.com — Fri, 05 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

What we thought we knew; new technology; and fried chicken for the soul. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#889 There Can Be Only One

mike@khum.com — Thu, 04 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Mercy and grace; fancy tables; and a North Korean name change. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#888 Poisoned Water, from Burqas to Bikinis Vol. IV

mike@khum.com — Wed, 03 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Poison water and ladies' fashion, and crappy jobs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#887 Spies in the Skies

mike@khum.com — Tue, 02 Dec 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Spies in the skies; too much turkey; and traffic. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#886 Why Do We Pardon Turkeys?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 27 Nov 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The turkey pardon; chocolate; and crash test dummies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#885 Cheap Suits

mike@khum.com — Wed, 26 Nov 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Cheap suits; smart bulbs; and getting out of your contract. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#884 Let's Drug Test CEOs

mike@khum.com — Tue, 25 Nov 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Drug testing CEOs; take a vacation; and fancy burgers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#883 Places Not to Live Vol. XIII

mike@khum.com — Sat, 22 Nov 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Prez at the pump?; places not to live; and unfounded fears. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#882 Ebola. Still a Thing?

mike@khum.com — Fri, 21 Nov 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Ebola? Is that still a thing?; places not to live; and love at first unsight. The Night Show, hopefully not your only

#881 NSA Reform Ain't Happenin'

mike@khum.com — Thu, 20 Nov 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Just shy of a super majority; places not to live; and life on comets? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#880 Crying Over Spilt Nog

mike@khum.com — Wed, 19 Nov 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Lattes with eggs, and thousand dollar wines. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#879 Standing Up to Pythons

mike@khum.com — Tue, 18 Nov 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The Colorado Party; standing up; and tipping. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#878 Why We'll Never Go Metric

mike@khum.com — Tue, 11 Nov 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's go metric; unemployment drops; and checking your numbers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#877 When Emailing at the Speed of Light Isn't Enough

mike@khum.com — Sat, 08 Nov 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The Sultan of Turkey; more unnecessary gizmos; and an idiot. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#876 Why the Hell Do We Vote on Tuesdays?

mike@khum.com — Fri, 07 Nov 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Why Tuesday?; Russia embarrasses itself; and it could always be worse. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#875 Meet the New Boss...

mike@khum.com — Tue, 04 Nov 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Same as the old boss; marriage; and more marriage. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#874 Halloween Costume Ideas

mike@khum.com — Fri, 31 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

What to wear?; hyenas; and acupuncture. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#873 Addicted to the Wrong Track

mike@khum.com — Thu, 30 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The "Too Much Pot" defense; addicted to the wrong track; and turning it down. The Night Show, hopefully not your only

#872 Let's Make it Harder to Vote

mike@khum.com — Wed, 29 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's make it harder to vote; more good news no one will celebrate; and Hello Kitty! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#871 Good News! (That No One Will Celebrate)

mike@khum.com — Tue, 28 Oct 2014 11:03:57 -0700 GMT

How the other half live; good news no one will celebrate; and doing the wrong thing and then the right thing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#870 The Color of Fear

mike@khum.com — Sat, 25 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Red ebola, blue ebola; what's in a name?; and bachelorette party no nos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news

#869 Happy Birthday Earth!

mike@khum.com — Fri, 24 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Happy Birthday Earth!; faint galaxies; and to the moon Gromit! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#868 When Machines Learn to Live, Love, and Lie

mike@khum.com — Thu, 23 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

When machines learn; online dating; and workin' the system. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#867 Palaeeudyptes klekowskii

mike@khum.com — Wed, 22 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

March of the Big A** Penguins, and making it too easy.

#866 Ebola and the Clowns of Fear

mike@khum.com — Tue, 21 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Clowns of fear; real clowns to fear; and second thoughts. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#865 Polluters Say Pollution's Not a Big Deal

mike@khum.com — Sat, 18 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Polluters; enlisting; and ukuleles. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#864 Big Targets and Tasty Noodles

mike@khum.com — Fri, 17 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Another big boy gets hit; tasty noodles; and jackpot. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#863 I'm No Scientist

mike@khum.com — Thu, 16 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

I'm no scientist; no more swings; and bye bye birdies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#862 Vlad Worship

mike@khum.com — Wed, 15 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Oh Vlad!; masters of war; and workplace no nos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#861 New! And Completely Unnecessary Apps!

mike@khum.com — Fri, 10 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

New and useless app!; peanuts; and binging. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#860 Kimmy Eats Too Much Cheese, Falls Down

mike@khum.com — Wed, 08 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Kim's weak ankles; a phone or a home?; and bringing enough to share. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#859 Koala Clap Crash Course

mike@khum.com — Sat, 04 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Koala crash course; selfies; and arachnophobes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#858 Fat Fingers Strikes Again!

mike@khum.com — Fri, 03 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

"Fat fingers"; good news from Kansas; and doubling down on bad ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#857 High Productivity

mike@khum.com — Thu, 02 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Social media and politics; unemployment insurance; and workin' high. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#856 The Kansas Drama Continues

mike@khum.com — Wed, 01 Oct 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

More Kansas drama; animals falling down; and falling some more. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#855 iPatience

mike@khum.com — Tue, 30 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

iPatience; State of Jeffersonistas; and book stores. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#854 The FBI is Upset!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 29 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! The FBI's upset!; Cosmonauts keep it real!; and dolls are not robots! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

#853 Bad News for Hipsters

mike@khum.com — Sun, 28 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

H2Old; bad news for hipsters; and no sharing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#852 Don't Mess with Game of Throners

mike@khum.com — Sat, 27 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Jumpin' fences; gas prices going down; and don't mess with Game of Throners. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#851 Anti-Legalization: The Bad Argument

mike@khum.com — Fri, 26 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Bad arguments; easy voting; and on pennies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#850 And They Say Almonds are the Nuts

mike@khum.com — Thu, 25 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Another one bites the dust; we're nuts; and things that don't belong in bathrooms. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#849 Big Wigs & Syphilis

mike@khum.com — Wed, 24 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Big wigs and syphilis, and stuffin'. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#848 The Ozone Layer's Still a Thing?

mike@khum.com — Mon, 22 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! The Ozone layer!; kids are reading!; and doughnut eating contests! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

#847 Reflections on a Coastal Cleanup

mike@khum.com — Sun, 21 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Cleanin' the coast; Brazilian soccer; and memorable weddings. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#846 Who's Bill and Where's Capitol Hill?

mike@khum.com — Sat, 20 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Voluntary capital punishment; the judishal branch?; and overpaying for horrible ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#845 Home of the Brave?

mike@khum.com — Fri, 19 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Home of the Brave; quitters win!; and sleepy criminals. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#844 Let's Happy!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 15 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Bad news for the NSA!; charitable souls!; and kind hearts! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

#843 Working in Mysterious Ways

mike@khum.com — Sat, 13 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Life below; the value of funny; and mysterious ways. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#842 Whole Foods and the Whole Truth

mike@khum.com — Thu, 11 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Letting quitters quit; Whole Foods and the Whole Truth; and cartoons. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#841 Working the Inside From the Outside

mike@khum.com — Wed, 10 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

What a loss!; the inside track; and on buckets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#840 ISIS, Imitation, and Flattery

mike@khum.com — Tue, 09 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Imitation and flattery; political robots; and Berkeley. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#839 Run Cliff Run!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 08 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Run Cliff Run; money in the mouth hole; and paying attention. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#838 Goodnight Sweet Geckos

mike@khum.com — Sat, 06 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Responsibility in the cloud; the geckos return; and eating [in] the bathroom. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#837 It's Not As Bad As You Think

mike@khum.com — Fri, 05 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

It's not as bad as you think [Part 1]; [Part 2]; and fire with fire. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#836 For Whom the Door Revolves

mike@khum.com — Thu, 04 Sep 2014 10:42:31 -0700 GMT

For whom the door revolves; kids + technology; and it's a long way to the top. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#835 Short People

mike@khum.com — Wed, 03 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Short people, and NSA sharks. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#834 The Drug War! Let's Happy!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 01 Sep 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Rice wine!; the Drug War!; and highways! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

#833 Tilting at Windmills

mike@khum.com — Thu, 28 Aug 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Looking for fraud; things not to do; and 21st century demons. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#832 They Still Love Us

mike@khum.com — Tue, 26 Aug 2014 09:34:11 -0700 GMT

Data scientists; they still love us; and a nice fall. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#831 Let's Happy Like a Knife in the Head!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 25 Aug 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Low Expectations!; raining knives!; and rediscovering happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

#830 Pandas Hate Square Dancing

mike@khum.com — Sat, 23 Aug 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Smart guns; female hedge funds; and on pandas and square dancing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#829 Lotto Voting

mike@khum.com — Fri, 22 Aug 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Lotto voting?; more jobs; and idiots. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#828 The Padres, Drinking, and America Dreamin'

mike@khum.com — Thu, 21 Aug 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Cheers!; American dreaming; and to a long life. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#827 The Power of Bad Music

mike@khum.com — Wed, 20 Aug 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

For the love of a phone, and the power of bad music. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#826 Nixon and the New Normal

mike@khum.com — Fri, 15 Aug 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The new normal; doing nothing; and head banging. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#825 The Golden Hammer and Necromancers

mike@khum.com — Thu, 14 Aug 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The Golden Hammer; caring and sharing; and necromancers? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#824 The Captain Gets Cuffed

mike@khum.com — Wed, 13 Aug 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Tips for oversight; hot hot hot; and cuffin' the Captain. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#823 Staying Home

mike@khum.com — Tue, 12 Aug 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Staying home; Washington pot; and giant penguins. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#822 Fancy Toast, Not Just for Jesus Anymore!

mike@khum.com — Sun, 10 Aug 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Social media marketing; consumption; and fancy toast. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#821 On Great Book Titles: A Memoir for the Modern Reader, Of Such, and So

mike@khum.com — Sat, 09 Aug 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

More on meat; great book titles; and never let it show. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#820 Bye Bye Beef?

mike@khum.com — Fri, 08 Aug 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Bye bye beef?; good and bad news; and the price of pets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#819 Classy Gambling

mike@khum.com — Thu, 07 Aug 2014 13:30:04 -0700 GMT

Gambling in a suit; big profits, big disappointments; and raisin' the roof. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#818 Scrabblin'

mike@khum.com — Wed, 06 Aug 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The jobs report, and Scrabble. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#817 Watching the Watchers

mike@khum.com — Tue, 05 Aug 2014 19:00:00 -0700 GMT

Watching the watchers; Facebook emergencies; and growth in diapers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#816 MSNBC & FoxNews' "Truthiness"

mike@khum.com — Tue, 05 Aug 2014 17:00:00 -0700 GMT

Network garbage; vacation time; and giving it all away. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#815 Putin's a Dickhead

mike@khum.com — Tue, 05 Aug 2014 14:19:10 -0700 GMT

Ferry boats and cults; working for the weekend; and a good dig. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#814 Poker, Pizza, and Wealth Concentration

mike@khum.com — Fri, 01 Aug 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Bad party guests; day dreaming; and "butt facials". The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#813 Scooby Doo and White Powder Too

mike@khum.com — Thu, 31 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Jobs; jobs; and Scooby Doo and white powder too. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#812 Geckos and G.I. Joes

mike@khum.com — Wed, 30 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Geckos, and G.I. Joes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#811 Alone with Your Thoughts

mike@khum.com — Sun, 27 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Alone with your thoughts; BLS B.S.; and places not to hide. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#810 The F-35 and Then Things That Actually Can Fly

mike@khum.com — Thu, 24 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The F-35; things that can actually fly; and egg on his face. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#809 We See What We Want to See

mike@khum.com — Sun, 20 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

See what you want to see; catching some winks; and tempting fate. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#808 Moments with Mark, and Jason, and Linda

mike@khum.com — Thu, 17 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Mark fills in for Andy and discovers that his name isn't as popular as he thought it was while also discovering that the District of Columbia is in fact a real place.

#807 It's Not Easy Being a Smoker in the Workplace

mike@khum.com — Tue, 15 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Smoker's workplace protections; sunny and 72; and eating pens. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#806 Dropping Anchor

mike@khum.com — Sun, 13 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Cruise ships and hospitals; a rose is a rose is a canary; and dropping anchor. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#805 Stay in the Right Lane, It's the Law

mike@khum.com — Sat, 12 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The left lane; Paris syndrome; and swallowing diamonds. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#804 Bicycle Face and Whale Poop

mike@khum.com — Fri, 11 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Bicycle face; whale poop; and maybe Facebook isn't worthless. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#803 We're #21! We're #21!

mike@khum.com — Thu, 10 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

We're #21; soccer, too many colors?; and feat of samaritan strength. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#802 Political Football vs. Honeybees

mike@khum.com — Tue, 08 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

What me worry?; bad ideas; and still, no one likes Congress. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#801 Going Horse

mike@khum.com — Sun, 06 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On horses; of course; and fast food. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#800 Descended From Fearful Men?

mike@khum.com — Fri, 04 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Sneakers say a lot; flying stinks; and cheap thrills. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#799 And We Losers Rejoice

mike@khum.com — Thu, 03 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Cool kids: enjoy it while you can; big burns; and back scratchers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#798 You Need These New Things!

mike@khum.com — Wed, 02 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Another new phone; another new app; and going the distance. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#797 And We're Back...

mike@khum.com — Tue, 01 Jul 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

And we're back (7:10p); Golden tears (8:10p); and savin' gators (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#796 Stop Signs, Hurricanes, and Coffee

mike@khum.com — Sun, 29 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Stop signs (7:10p); hurricane names (8:10p); and coffee drinkers (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#795 Let's Try a Soccer Metaphor

mike@khum.com — Sat, 28 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Your phone is now safe(r) (7:10p); waiting for the pros (8:10p); and focusing on defense (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#794 Wear High Heels, Save Money!

mike@khum.com — Fri, 27 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Your new favorite study; shopping tricks; and a 4 year-old crime fighter. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#793 Get Out of the Way

mike@khum.com — Thu, 26 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Lend a hand, or get out of the way; what's in a name?; and the wave. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#792 Snowflakes and Shakespeare

mike@khum.com — Wed, 25 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Snowflakes and Shakespeare (7:10p); drones (8:10p); and being paid to quit (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#791 Let Only Property Owners Vote

mike@khum.com — Tue, 24 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

More people voting = Bad?; the dog poop scandal; and at Facebook's good for something. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#790 Uganda Wants Our Money Back

mike@khum.com — Sun, 22 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

You never give me your money; we like free; and World Cup samaritans. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#789 We're #19!

mike@khum.com — Sat, 21 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

A "green" red car; stop and question; and we're #19. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#788 Cable's Getting Old

mike@khum.com — Fri, 20 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Running like a business; cable's gettin' old; and twins. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#787 Happy Water

mike@khum.com — Thu, 19 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Happy water; pretend cops; and tired guinea pigs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#786 8 Years of Training

mike@khum.com — Wed, 18 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Finish your training you must; driverless cars; and big time. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#785 Time to Bury the Hatchet

mike@khum.com — Sun, 15 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Time to bury the hatchet?; the right to make bad decisions; and the MPAA still raking it in. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#784 Boiling Over

mike@khum.com — Sat, 14 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Keeping a lid on things; unemployment insurance; and mandatory slaps on the wrist. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#783 So Long and Thanks for All The ________

mike@khum.com — Fri, 13 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

So long and thanks for all the _____ ; a huge mistake; and besting temptation. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#782 Why Here?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 12 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The DNA of love; why here?; and covering up. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#781 The Color of Health Care

mike@khum.com — Wed, 11 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The color of health care; food and rent; and art you can eat. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#780 Just a Face in the Crowd

mike@khum.com — Tue, 10 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Fun with facial recognition technology; MRIs; and teenagers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#779 Why Don't Rich People Like Robin Hood?

mike@khum.com — Sun, 08 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Who hates Robin Hood?; upper crust summer camp; and blending in. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#778 Don't Go To North Korea Please

mike@khum.com — Sat, 07 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Summer travel plans; driving with drawers; and sword vs. golf club. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#777 Did Egypt Just School Us in Voting?

mike@khum.com — Fri, 06 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Vote for days; impure thoughts; and the FB HIGH. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#776 Borg Babies

mike@khum.com — Thu, 05 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

We'll keep drinking anyway; borg babies; and job opportunities. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#775 LinkedMe Alone

mike@khum.com — Tue, 03 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

LinkedMeAlone; hard to believe there are people like this; and this. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#774 You're a Crook Captain Hook

mike@khum.com — Sun, 01 Jun 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Captain Hook gets the slammer; chicken's virtual reality; and second hand furniture. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#773 To Protest or Not to Protest

mike@khum.com — Sat, 31 May 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Doth we protest?; good news for drummers; and Southwest eats crow. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#772 Still Crazy After All These Years

mike@khum.com — Fri, 30 May 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Still crazy after all these years; Putin scores!; and smart toilets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#771 Glad to Not Live There (Pakistan) or There (Iran)

mike@khum.com — Thu, 29 May 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Glad to not live there; or there; and making Illinois look good. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#770 What's In a Name?

mike@khum.com — Wed, 28 May 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

What's in a name?; Italy boosts their GDP; and on chopsticks. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#769 Gluten Allergies. Bullsh*t?

mike@khum.com — Sun, 25 May 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The gluten bogeyman (7:10p); cosmetic hand surgery (8:10p); and looking for love (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#768 Moments with Mark

mike@khum.com — Sat, 24 May 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Mark graciously fills in for Andy and discusses the Eureka Minimum Wage Ordinance Initiative appearing on November's ballot.

#767 My O' Myopia

mike@khum.com — Fri, 23 May 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The moral arc of the Universe bends towards _____ ; myopia; and child managers vs. hedge fund managers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#766 Cheering Russia On

mike@khum.com — Thu, 22 May 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Ticket to the moon?; the 4%; and a good dog. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#765 It Gets Better/Worse

mike@khum.com — Wed, 21 May 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The economy's getting better, and worse; wanting to waterboard; and prison admittance. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#764 Black Tie May Save Your Life

mike@khum.com — Tue, 20 May 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Wear a suit; why here?; and remembering the Alamo. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#763 Bad News for Interns

mike@khum.com — Sun, 18 May 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Bad news for interns; things that are really happening; and "tall" vs. "truth". The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#762 Expectations

mike@khum.com — Sat, 17 May 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Toplessness; more on stocks; and Goldbelly. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#761 Incentives Against Political Cooperation

mike@khum.com — Fri, 16 May 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Incentives against cooperation; the stock market sucks; and scaredy dogs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#760 The Spending Edition!

mike@khum.com — Thu, 15 May 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On defense!; the V.A.!; and pharmaceuticals! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of spending news.

#759 When Ducks Attack

mike@khum.com — Wed, 14 May 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Santa Maria #370 (7:10p); a benefit of privacy (8:10p); and when ducks attack (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#758 Drones Coming Home to Roost?

mike@khum.com — Tue, 13 May 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Drones; redruM and neck tats; and on books and pogo sticks. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#757 I Have a Headache

mike@khum.com — Sun, 11 May 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

I have a headache; the endless conveyor; and random stats. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#756 Home is Where the Heart Is

mike@khum.com — Sat, 10 May 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Can't find their way home; high art; and classic blunders. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#755 Loco Boko

mike@khum.com — Fri, 09 May 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Loco Boko; scary books; and delicious flame retardant. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#754 Working for a Living (Wage)

mike@khum.com — Wed, 07 May 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Working for a living wage; packs for the fanny; and same "great" taste. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Phyllis Schafly Speaks When Not Spoken To

mike@khum.com — Sun, 04 May 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Damned if you do...; Schlafly speaks when not spoken to; and wedding no nos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Justice Stevens on the Pot

mike@khum.com — Sun, 27 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Want to evolve? Then procrastinate; Justice Stevens on the pot; and North Korean haircuts. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Normcore

mike@khum.com — Wed, 23 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

"Normcore"; what's new and unnecessary in tech; and dress codes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

1 Reason It Doesn't Suck to be Rich

mike@khum.com — Sun, 20 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Good news for the wealthy; Google takes a hit; and all work and no play.... The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Someone Out There's Making Money

mike@khum.com — Sun, 13 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Someone's making money out there; more on donation caps and free speech; and coincidence. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Congress is Paid a) Too Little b) Too Much or c) Just Right

mike@khum.com — Sat, 12 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Congressional pay; student debt; and what the fork? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Are You Ready for the City?

mike@khum.com — Fri, 11 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On responsible adults; Ivy League vs. Walmart; and are you ready for the city? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

(Not) Leveling the Electoral Playing Field

mike@khum.com — Thu, 10 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Left to the fates; lots of money overseas; and decriminalization. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Publish or Perish (For No One)

mike@khum.com — Wed, 09 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Publish or perish, and Taylor Swift ponders another dimension. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

To Rise Above. A Question.

mike@khum.com — Tue, 08 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Time to evolve; buying fresh air; and leave no phone behind. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Corpse Position

mike@khum.com — Sun, 06 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Productivity tips; "corpse" position ; and pickin' on the TSA. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The String Cheese Incident

mike@khum.com — Sat, 05 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The rule of law; California ca-ching; and on string cheese. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Hey America! You're More Free Now!

mike@khum.com — Fri, 04 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

We're all more free now; pot's crystal ball; and innovating teaching techniques. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What is Latvia?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 03 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Latvia; FOIA; and benefits to cutting class. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What a Day!

mike@khum.com — Wed, 02 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

NSA reform!; letting it be!; and country first! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The First Song

mike@khum.com — Tue, 01 Apr 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The first mix tape; driving; and parking in America. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Demand

mike@khum.com — Sun, 30 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Demand; Millennials; and on Motor City. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

In Brazil Jail's Apparently Not Too Bad

mike@khum.com — Sat, 29 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Too much sugar; Brazilian soccer; and golfing with Playmates. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Overtime

mike@khum.com — Fri, 28 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Overtime; the 24%; and thinking ahead. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Jimmy Carter and The Panopticon

mike@khum.com — Thu, 27 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The Panopticon; dirty air; and marrying up. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Mike Rogers vs Edward Snowden: Who's Under the Influence?

mike@khum.com — Tue, 25 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Mike Rogers & Edward Snowden, who's under the influence?; Monsters; and being (un)grateful. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Good Dog

mike@khum.com — Sun, 23 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Immigration and Congress; a good dog; and picking up after said dog. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Fighting Over S.A.T. Night

mike@khum.com — Sat, 22 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Goodbye S.A.T.?; a beer before I go; and not worth $20. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

To the Internet Trolls

mike@khum.com — Fri, 21 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

To the trolls; when internships pay; and if you can't beat 'em, graffiti 'em. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Into the Mystic

mike@khum.com — Thu, 20 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Into the Mystic; why CO taxpayers are giggling; and when honesty doesn't pay. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Primate of Ireland

mike@khum.com — Tue, 18 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The Primate of Ireland; mad as a hatter; and she doth brag too much. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Wakefulness, Warmness, and Webcams

mike@khum.com — Sat, 15 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Wakefulness and dreams; shutting off the webcam; and getting warmer. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Feinstein Freak Out

mike@khum.com — Fri, 14 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Feinstein freaks; big stories?; and location location location. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

GOOD NEWS: The Divorce Rate is Going Up!

mike@khum.com — Wed, 12 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Good economic news, the divorce rate is up!, and talking to your cigarette. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Crimea River

mike@khum.com — Tue, 11 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Crimea a river; "Reelected!"; and on baby/gun names. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Creating More Haystacks and Less Needles

mike@khum.com — Sat, 08 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Too much sharing; road rage; and on memory + booze. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Horrible 13%

mike@khum.com — Fri, 07 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The Uganda joke backfires; why no one likes hipsters; and fugitives calling 911. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Step 1: Check Bag. Step 3: Profit

mike@khum.com — Wed, 05 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Fascinating tech news; taking it from the airlines; and banning the Secret. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Your Mind, a Prison or a Palace? On Religious Liberty

mike@khum.com — Tue, 04 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Your prison, or your palace; military grade pizza; and tips to a successful marriage. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Lookin' Out My Back Door

mike@khum.com — Sat, 01 Mar 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Lookin' out my back door; Cemeteries Enterprises Inc., LLC; and good news fellas! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Destination: Hospital - Via Point: Pub

mike@khum.com — Fri, 28 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The one-room Presidential Palace; Destination: Hospital, Via Point: Pub; and felonious Facebooking. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Uganda Gives Arizona a Run for Their Money

mike@khum.com — Wed, 26 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On Arizona and Uganda; Legal Sea Foods; and priorities. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Overplaying Your Hand

mike@khum.com — Tue, 25 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Overplaying your hand; benefits of politeness; and delivery to the big house. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

No More Clowning Around

mike@khum.com — Sun, 23 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Olympic malaise; watch out Kim Jong Un!; and the clown shortage. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Is Astrology Scientificky?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 20 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Astrology sounds scientific doesn't it?; less Americans are reading; and the U.K. gets serious. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Birthers on President's Day

mike@khum.com — Tue, 18 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

What do Birthers do on President's Day?; prices going up, but not sure why; and be careful upon flushing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Trigger Happy

mike@khum.com — Sun, 16 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Trigger happy; maximizing your efforts, and sports beer. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Asking the Prince About the Pauper's Plight

mike@khum.com — Sat, 15 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Asking the prince not the pauper; for coffee lovers; and avoiding speed traps. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Creationism and Confirmation Bias

mike@khum.com — Sun, 09 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On the debate; good deeds; and on earplugs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Pride Goeth Before the Fall

mike@khum.com — Tue, 04 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

2 out of 3 ain't bad; belieb it; and pride goeth before the fall. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When You Can't Win

mike@khum.com — Sun, 02 Feb 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

What if you can't win?; yelpin'; and criminal crybabies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Russian Tortoise Confirmation Bias

mike@khum.com — Sun, 26 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Confirmation bias; happy bosses; and making it snow. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Getting Stronger

mike@khum.com — Thu, 23 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The public debate; where gas is cheap; and the downside of smart pets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Seahawks Come, Thy Will Be Done

mike@khum.com — Tue, 21 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

God loves the Seahawks; Spanx; and proper training. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Get Off My Lawn

mike@khum.com — Sun, 19 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Get off my lawn; right under your nose; and onesies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

WisFoxconnSin

mike@khum.com — Sat, 18 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Foxconn, Wisconsin; workaholics; and silly surprises. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bad Arguments

mike@khum.com — Thu, 16 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Bad arguments; Zambian potatoes; and upsides to gaming. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

BREAKING: Nazi Aliens Living in Nevada!

mike@khum.com — Tue, 14 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

A bridge too far; Nazi aliens; and arm wrestling gone wrong. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy Happy People!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 13 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Happy people!; literature's impact!; and tipping 45,000%! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Abbey Normal

mike@khum.com — Sun, 12 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Bill Gates made more money; Unacceptable Gym Behavior Vol. 7; and Abbey Normal. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Independents Unite!

mike@khum.com — Fri, 10 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Bad news for the blue and red teams; bad numbers for the NSA; and tigers! Oh my! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Nancy Grace on the Pot

mike@khum.com — Thu, 09 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Grace on pot; magical weight loss powder; and occupational mercy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Not Our Fight

mike@khum.com — Wed, 08 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Not our fight; a groundbreaking study; and on a "cheese product". The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Goodbye Homelessness & Dwarfism!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 06 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! Good news for the good-looking!; homelessness on the decline!; and checking in with happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Thanks

mike@khum.com — Sun, 05 Jan 2014 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Thanks, gracias, danke; the rule of Volcker; and putting down the phone. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Congress Sucks More Than Usual!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 30 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Down with skinny jeans!; Congress sucks!; and on chess! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

The FDA's On It. Right?

mike@khum.com — Sun, 29 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Things not to eat; things you don't need; and global wealth. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Christmas Truce

mike@khum.com — Sat, 28 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The Christmas Truce; advisors needing advising; and things you don't need. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Violence

mike@khum.com — Tue, 24 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On violence; delivery drones; and masks. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Big Hearts

mike@khum.com — Mon, 23 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! A time of giving!; good economic news!; and on thriving! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

NSA WoWs!

mike@khum.com — Sun, 22 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

WoW!; scary health stats; and illegal snuggling. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Mary Don't You Weep

mike@khum.com — Sat, 21 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Mary don't you weep; shocking the monkey; snoozing at high altitude. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

66% of Americans Can't Define "Verifiable"

mike@khum.com — Fri, 20 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's define "verifiable"; unplug the webcam; and suing the rain. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Kindergarten Congress

mike@khum.com — Thu, 19 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Lessons from Kindergarten; Google's glass; and silver linings. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Constitution 1, NSA 0

mike@khum.com — Wed, 18 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

NSA takes a loss; turning flour into coke; and paid internships. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Color of Greatness

mike@khum.com — Tue, 17 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The color of greatness; Presidents with tattoos?; and tombstone start ups. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Money and Happiness!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 16 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! Job opportunity!; money and happiness; and pinking in drublic. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

00000000

mike@khum.com — Sun, 15 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The politics of genes; 00000000; and you can move the Earth. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Catholics. The Pope's #2 Fans!

mike@khum.com — Wed, 11 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Guess who loves the Pope more than Catholics?; white collar sentencing; and to the reptilian brain. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eureka Democrats: Voting Republican Since 19__

mike@khum.com — Tue, 10 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Eureka's Democrats; making it "snow"; and ouch. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

He Knows When You're Sleeping, He Knows When You're Awake

mike@khum.com — Sun, 08 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Unicorns!; he sees you when you're sleeping; and on toothaches. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eating Like a Mouse and Crapping Like an Elephant

mike@khum.com — Sat, 07 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Eating like a mouse...; tiny big deals; and slippin'. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Leatherneck Lunacy

mike@khum.com — Fri, 06 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Leatherneck lunacy; prison for potty mouths; and scaring the kids. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

More Training than Medical School

mike@khum.com — Thu, 05 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

This train(ing) never stops; median vs average; and net profits. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Arrectores Pilorum

mike@khum.com — Wed, 04 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The incredible human body Part 1; Part 2; and failed bank robberies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

No Regrets

mike@khum.com — Tue, 03 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

We won't regret it; eat smaller pieces; and bad ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

For the Selfies

mike@khum.com — Mon, 02 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! Holiday cheer!; open-records requests!; and for the selfish! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Blinding Big Brother

mike@khum.com — Sun, 01 Dec 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Blinding Big Brother; being forgetful; and shameless gossip. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Why'd It Have To Be Snakes?

mike@khum.com — Wed, 27 Nov 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The fog of euphemism; snakes; and parachutes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Balthus and Conan the Librarian

mike@khum.com — Thu, 21 Nov 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Balthus; herbal supplements; and Conan the Librarian. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Lion the Ninja and the Revolving Door

mike@khum.com — Wed, 20 Nov 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The Lion; the ninja; and the revolving door. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The God of War and PTSD

mike@khum.com — Tue, 19 Nov 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The God of War; the number of the beast; and leaving finger prints. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Rahmbo vs The Freedom Tower!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 18 Nov 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! Freedom Tower!; the deficit!; and selflessness! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Superman vs Batman vs Archie

mike@khum.com — Sun, 17 Nov 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Superman vs Batman vs Archie; goodnight Ming; and an illuminating palate. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Oh Yeah. That Used to Be A Big Deal.

mike@khum.com — Sat, 16 Nov 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

When common sense helps; oh yeah, that was scary once; and bad decisions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Nothing to Hide, Nothing to Fear?

mike@khum.com — Fri, 15 Nov 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Nothing to hide; chicken; federal information technology fails. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What's in a Name?

mike@khum.com — Mon, 11 Nov 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! What's in a name?!; mustaches!; and finders keepers! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The 7%

mike@khum.com — Sun, 10 Nov 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Clairvoyance; the 7%; and baby smartphones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

ENDA the Rope

mike@khum.com — Fri, 08 Nov 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The ENDA of the rope; the "middle" class; and the black rhinos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Lessons from the Big House

mike@khum.com — Thu, 07 Nov 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Empathy, better late than never; security fraud; and what really matters in life. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Revenge is a Dish Best Served _______.

mike@khum.com — Wed, 06 Nov 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

How To: End up in jail, and revenge served stinky. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

NSA vs. U.N.!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 04 Nov 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! NSA vs. U.N.!; we're #12!; and digital media usage! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

For Lovahs

mike@khum.com — Sun, 03 Nov 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Defining "enough"; Kremlin creativity; and on date night. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Be Glad You Live Where You Do

mike@khum.com — Thu, 31 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

What you can't say; what you can't do; and what you shouldn't. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A New Patron Saint of Travelers

mike@khum.com — Wed, 30 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

This just in; not Somali pirates' jam; and deleting search histories. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Sound and Fury

mike@khum.com — Tue, 29 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Answer the question; scent of the panther; and airborne impossibilities. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

We Don't Want You To Die Either Iran!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 28 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! They don't want us dead!; generosity!; and happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

JLoCo

mike@khum.com — Sun, 27 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Downsides of driving; Spongebob; and JLoco. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Why San Fran Sucks

mike@khum.com — Sat, 26 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Bumper stickers; why San Fran sucks; and on government relations professionals. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Animal Edition

mike@khum.com — Fri, 25 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Lessons of the naked mole rat; the cat that sparked an international incident; and pandamonium. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Growing Up?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 24 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Growing up? or getting craftier?; ghosts don't have fingerprints; and the 40%. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Fat Cats

mike@khum.com — Wed, 23 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

No T.V.; animal obesity; and fighting bears. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Remember to Wear a Helmet When Checking the Mail

mike@khum.com — Tue, 22 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Making a mockery of stolen elections; "Let's Move"; and paying attention. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

U.N. Security Council Gets Dissed!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 21 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Take that U.N. Security Council!; child labor rates fall!; and let's happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Can You Donate Money in a Crowded Theater?

mike@khum.com — Sun, 20 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Free speech/money; Russian concentration; and zombie best sellers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

You Didn't Win

mike@khum.com — Fri, 18 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

To the loser go the spoils; chicken nuggets; and life insurance. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A "Gallon" of Beer for $3!

mike@khum.com — Thu, 17 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Pints for the people!; the popularity of meat-like products; and bad ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The "New" American Middle

mike@khum.com — Wed, 16 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Oddly, some good political news; Maduro gets lazy; and the super-rich are breeding! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

We're #2! We're #2!

mike@khum.com — Tue, 15 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Arms are for hugging?; the Craze; and the benefits of being #2. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Right Stuff

mike@khum.com — Mon, 14 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! A dream job!; no snooping!; and lending some wheels. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Make the Accommodations Fit the Crime

mike@khum.com — Sun, 13 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

A deterrent to crime?; a heart of goodwill; and big house love. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

How Much Poverty Do We Want?

mike@khum.com — Fri, 11 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

How much poverty do we want?; jinns; and squirrel huntin'. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

No Gifts

mike@khum.com — Thu, 10 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

A politician does something!; Putin doesn't like birthday presents; and things not to do. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Shining a Light

mike@khum.com — Mon, 07 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's happy! Minimum wage increase!; good samaritaning!; and happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Who Am I To Judge?

mike@khum.com — Sun, 06 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

NSA fatigue; lawsuits; and more lawsuits. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Same As It Ever Was. Same As It Ever Was. Same As It Ever Was.

mike@khum.com — Fri, 04 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Same as it ever was; try to not try; and I am, therefore I am. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Wonder How We're Still Here

mike@khum.com — Thu, 03 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Whoops; in awe of the Voyager; and luckless x 2. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Mary Jo White for the Win!

mike@khum.com — Wed, 02 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Finally! An admission of wrongdoing!; damn it millennials; and pull your pants up, or don't. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Politics Defining Reality vs. Reality Defining Politics

mike@khum.com — Tue, 01 Oct 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Politics, where facts go to die; interactive urinal cakes; and the Astros. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! College Enrollment Drops!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 30 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Romance novels!; interstellar janitors!; and college enrollment drops! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Exceptionally and Commonly Unique

mike@khum.com — Sun, 29 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Uniquely exceptional; as our ancestors laugh; and selfies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Alan Turing!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 23 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Alan Turing!; forgive and forget!; and lions on the loose! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

HOLY B@LLS! THERE'S A NEW iPHONE!!!!!!

mike@khum.com — Sun, 22 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Gold medals; gold phones; and losing phones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Astros Are Good At Something!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 16 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! JLo saves some dough!; go Astros!; and self defense with flair! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news! And a special programming note at the end for you fine podcaster people.

Let's Mess with Texas

mike@khum.com — Sun, 15 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Messin' with Texas; Trumped!; and let's Liberia! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Crystal Ballin'

mike@khum.com — Fri, 13 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Crystal ballin'; minimum wage; and what're the kids up to? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Somebody's Making Money and it Ain't You

mike@khum.com — Thu, 12 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Low consumer expectations; exercises in jealousy; and toasters. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Laser Sight to the Blind

mike@khum.com — Wed, 11 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Perpetually on call; laser sight to the blind; and ACA numbers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When Bad News = Good News

mike@khum.com — Tue, 10 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The 43%; good news about debt!; and rock-paper-gun. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Upsides to the Italian Economic Crisis!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 09 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! The Gin and Tonic!; the Italian economic crisis!; and checking in with happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

The Elephant and the Mouse

mike@khum.com — Sun, 08 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The elephant and the mouse; North Korean ice; and the hipster war on razors. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Thank a Meteorologist for Being Alive

mike@khum.com — Fri, 06 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Looking for a motive; soda violence; and meteorologists saving lives. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Unintended Consequences

mike@khum.com — Thu, 05 Sep 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Unintended consequences; glamping; and expensive apps. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Housekeeping

mike@khum.com — Tue, 03 Sep 2013 20:51:01 -0700 GMT

A fashionably late (and long-winded) explanation for the lack of podcasts recently. Newest episode up at midnight the 5th of September!

Happy Etymology!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 26 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Etymology!; more etymology!; and good samaritans! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Reveal Thyself!

mike@khum.com — Sun, 25 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Show thyself!; political implications of the 'stache; and failed Santa impersonators. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

I Like Big Burgers and I Cannot Lie

mike@khum.com — Sat, 24 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Billboards; cluster bombs; and when your eyes are bigger than your mouth. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Live and Let Live

mike@khum.com — Fri, 23 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Live and let live; idol worship; and Gupta ganja! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Messin' with Texas

mike@khum.com — Thu, 22 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Which state should secede?; which has the best food?; and evil croissants. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Bluegill and Akihito

mike@khum.com — Wed, 21 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Too hot to work; the mighty bluegill; and benefits of Mario Kart. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Pursuit of Zero

mike@khum.com — Tue, 20 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

In pursuit of zero; Gfail; and breaking bad decisions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Quitting, Knitting, and Knitting

mike@khum.com — Mon, 19 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Quitting!; knitting!; and more knitting! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Give Us Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Low Cholestrol

mike@khum.com — Sun, 18 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Keepin' it cool and clever; what's in a name?; and give us your tired, your poor, your healthy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Fool Me Thrice...

mike@khum.com — Sat, 17 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Fool me once...; on the right track; and being grateful. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Goldsplosion!

mike@khum.com — Fri, 16 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Goldsplosion!; budweisER; and lock up yer lawnmowers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Pastafarianism

mike@khum.com — Thu, 15 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Better ways to waste money; exercises in futility; and Pastafarianism. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Be All The Wife He Needs Vol. III

mike@khum.com — Wed, 14 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Be all the wife he needs!, and bringing Facebook into the real world. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Be All The Wife He Needs!

mike@khum.com — Tue, 13 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Stand by your man more; the unfriendliest city in the world is...; and on amateur fish collecting. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Feelin' Good. Feelin' Guptagood.

mike@khum.com — Mon, 12 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Dr. Feelguptagood!; burglars who have a heart!; and smelling like a blue pinko. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Keeping Your Man Happy

mike@khum.com — Sun, 11 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Stand by your man; remember not to enjoy your music; and 50 shades of neopagans. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

DEA <3 NSA

mike@khum.com — Sat, 10 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

DEA <3 NSA; Italian normalcy; and the scary night sky. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

(Lab Grown) Beef, It's What's For Dinner

mike@khum.com — Fri, 09 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Lab grown beef, it's what's for dinner; dolphins are smart; and Vlad does it again! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

8,000,000 x 1,000 = A Big Damn Waste

mike@khum.com — Thu, 08 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

What a waste; it's what's on the outside; and bad ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let Me Stand Next To Your Fire

mike@khum.com — Wed, 07 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Prediction of a long life, and when common sense couldn't hurt. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Santa's Path Just Got a Whole Lot Easier

mike@khum.com — Tue, 06 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Celebrity shopping privacy; climate change and the upsides; and the crime fighting perk of narcissism. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Dubai Diet!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 05 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! The Dubai Diet!; Postal Service gets boozy!; and Japanese diapers! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Paying to Spy On Ourselves

mike@khum.com — Sun, 04 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Means to an end; the price of your privacy; and 21st century hunting. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Second Chances

mike@khum.com — Sat, 03 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Mistake free on Mars?; plastic palm readings; and sorry Tiger. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Come On! Eugene! Really? That Hellhole?

mike@khum.com — Fri, 02 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

We're #17!; vacation time; and bad news for the Bears. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

More Days of Future Passed!

mike@khum.com — Thu, 01 Aug 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

More days of future passed!; don't go chasing monster trucks; and cookin' on the sidewalk. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Hipster Urban Yuppies

mike@khum.com — Wed, 31 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Good enough for Egypt; good coffee news; and on hipster urban yuppies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Oh! The Puffery!

mike@khum.com — Tue, 30 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

What a load of puffery!; how embarrassing; and bad names and worse ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Nellie. Wet Nellie.

mike@khum.com — Mon, 29 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Wet Nellie!; schooling celebrities!; and here's to potholes! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Days of Future Passed

mike@khum.com — Sun, 28 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Predictions of the future!; GlaxoSmithKline loves the $$; and groovy/gross phones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Tradition!

mike@khum.com — Sat, 27 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Tradition! Tradition; another P.R. win for Scientology; and ambitious lawsuits. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Typewriter Makes a Comeback

mike@khum.com — Fri, 26 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Secret Service goes old school; dystopian tricks for quitting; and bad ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Crop of the Cream

mike@khum.com — Thu, 25 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Rising through merit vs heredity; trading le places; and things not to do. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Turning the Faith Based Tables

mike@khum.com — Wed, 24 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Turning the tables; secret court renews secret stuff; and it's finally over. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Human Papillomavirus Virus!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 22 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! See ya later HPV!; peace out deficit!; and hello happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Skin-Deep Apologies

mike@khum.com — Sun, 21 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Skin-deep apologies; smoking and $$; and getting inspired at work. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Party Problems

mike@khum.com — Thu, 18 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Party problems; what a gas; and investable assets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When Going Nuclear Isn't That Bad

mike@khum.com — Wed, 17 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Going nuclear; punishing the victim; and the baby economic boom. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Moments with Eric: Mexico Takes the Cake

mike@khum.com — Tue, 16 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

This just in, work sucks; Mexico takes the cake; and on football, fools and jackasses. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Chewing Properly!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 15 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Way to go Maine!; living longer and getting lucky!; and chewing slowly! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Big Brother Sinking to New Heights

mike@khum.com — Sun, 14 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

One man's lie is another man's job; Big Brother sinks to new heights; and looking for potty humor. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Exodus

mike@khum.com — Wed, 10 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The exodus to the 21st century; political donations and poverty; and doing the crime and begging for the time. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Rindfleischetikettierungsue-berwachungsaufgabenuebertragungsgesetz

mike@khum.com — Mon, 08 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Long-distance runners vs. burglars!; nonagenerian weightlifters!; and good news for bad spellers! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Game Showing the System

mike@khum.com — Sun, 07 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Vlad keeps it real; old habits die hard; and the price is wrong. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Ground Game

mike@khum.com — Tue, 02 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Assault with a stationary object; genes and the unanimous decision; and the customer complaint line. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Okay?

mike@khum.com — Mon, 01 Jul 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Good Mother'$ and Father'$ Day News!; healthcare costs!; and checking in with happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

The Filibuster vs. Nature's Call

mike@khum.com — Sun, 30 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The Filibuster vs. Nature's Call; fishing made easy; and truth in campaigning. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Children Are Not Special, Evildoers

mike@khum.com — Sat, 29 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

You're not special; Craigslist crimes; and more on toilet paper. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

"Worming" = Eye Patches

mike@khum.com — Thu, 27 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Worming; being nice to your ladyfriend; and cleaning the bed. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Boughnut Holes

mike@khum.com — Tue, 25 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Destroying art; cronuts; and beginner's luck. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! $uperman $tyle!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 24 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Anti-Social Networking!; drinking beer to fight crime!; and $uperman! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Buying Innocence

mike@khum.com — Sun, 23 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Buying innocence; Woodrow <3 Adolf; and better 13 years too late than never. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Truth Behind Kim K's Early Delivery!

mike@khum.com — Sat, 22 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The record's broken; the sad state of conspiracy theories; and beer can and registration please. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Venezuelan Toilet Paper Strategic Reserve

mike@khum.com — Thu, 20 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The price of delicacies; the Venezuelan T.P. reserve; and tips for the Post Office. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

To Know, or Not To Know? That Is the Question

mike@khum.com — Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

To know, or not to know? That is the question; pricey parking; and short creativity. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! The Truth and the Light!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! The truth and the light!; quick delivery!; and checking in with happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Don't Swallow the Water

mike@khum.com — Sun, 16 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Drawing the liberty line; the benefits of showering; and losing money. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Scientologists Giving Aliens a Bad Name

mike@khum.com — Sat, 15 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

A poisonous snail mail; giving aliens a bad name; and there's a hole in the bucket list. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Secretly Trusting Big Brother

mike@khum.com — Thu, 13 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

We don't trust Big Brother, except when it comes to watching us; booze and American Idol; and accidentally fighting crime. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Stop Collaborate and Get Friskin'

mike@khum.com — Tue, 11 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Stop collaborate and get friskin'; some [electro] shockin' news; and fortune tellers and love potions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Online Dating (Your Ex-Husband)!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Online dating!; happy Facebook photos!; and good garage sale finds! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

We're #6! We're #6! We're #6!

mike@khum.com — Sun, 09 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Just askin' questions here; nation ranking!; and weather stuff. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Moments with Eric: Not a Belieber

mike@khum.com — Sat, 08 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Eric avoids the Pit; offers birthing advice to Kim K; and beliebs monkey style. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Wash Your Feet

mike@khum.com — Thu, 06 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Wash your feet; vegetarians and long life; and the wrong address. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

THIS JUST IN: Poverty Associated with a Lack of Money

mike@khum.com — Tue, 04 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Turns out money helps eradicate poverty; gettin' by; and when driving gets in the way of texting. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Beard Style!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 03 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Filibuster news!; keep the beard fellas!; and checking in with happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Tea Kettle + Hitler + Internet = $$?

mike@khum.com — Sun, 02 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Failing to understand the internet; the laments of a liberal arts major; and Han Solo 1, Captain Kirk 0. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Keep It On the Down Low

mike@khum.com — Sat, 01 Jun 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Whoops, just kidding!; drug addicts and soda drinkers; and kissing at length in the mouth. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

#overreacting

mike@khum.com — Thu, 30 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Another school overreacts; who doesn't like vacation; and understanding your job description. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Fox Opinion and MSOBC

mike@khum.com — Wed, 29 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Opinions are like ____ ; the highs and lows; and pigging out. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Good News for Good People

mike@khum.com — Mon, 27 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Good news for good people!; and meditation!; and federal budget surpluses! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Lennon and the Prius

mike@khum.com — Sun, 26 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Lennon and the Prius; no laughing!; and on quitting smoking. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

If You Want to Sing Out, Don't

mike@khum.com — Sat, 25 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Who are the big dogs?; call before digging; and if you want to sing out, sing out? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Wrong Jesus?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 23 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Google glass creeps us out; a bar that doesn't pull a profit; and losing support. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Mark One Down for National Sovereignty

mike@khum.com — Wed, 22 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Mark one down for sovereignty; movin' to the front of the line; and some honeymoon advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Art of Invading Privacy

mike@khum.com — Tue, 21 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The art of invading privacy; technology and multitasking; and smashing the phone. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Disney Withdraws Trademark Application for the Word "And"!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 20 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Filibuster reform?!; Disney learns a lesson!; and happynews.com happies! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Over the Line!

mike@khum.com — Sun, 19 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Mirror, mirror off the wall; bankers in the big house; and over the line. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Super Size Me!

mike@khum.com — Sat, 18 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Super Sized Normal; debt; and really bad decisions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Crown Royal Jewels

mike@khum.com — Thu, 16 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The sky's no longer falling; money well spent?; and the crown royal jewels. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Food is in the Air

mike@khum.com — Tue, 14 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Food is all around; a building that's on fire; and poorly named shoes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Good-Time-Happy-Fun Stuff

mike@khum.com — Mon, 13 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Giving someone a shot!; good guitar news!; and it may not be a cold! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

French Women Love the Axe

mike@khum.com — Sun, 12 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Second chances; one reason to buy a guitar; and trusting the law. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Guilty Until Proven Guilty

mike@khum.com — Sat, 11 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Guilty until proven guilty; if you haven't got your health...; and the 8th time's the charm. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

LoCo Commenters: Failing the "Gyges Test"?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 09 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Anonymous and the Ring of Gyges; early to bed, late to rise; and not-so-happy meals. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Existential Angst, Ennui, A Deep-Seated Form of Dread, The Melting Away of All That is Significant...

mike@khum.com — Wed, 08 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

A cure for existential angst; unsolicited driving advice; and maximizing your firepower. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Moments with Eric: Mr. Ding-a-Ling, Meth and Sparkle Food

mike@khum.com — Tue, 07 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Sno Cone Joe vs. Mr. Ding-a-Ling; why not to name your business Finders Keepers; meth + hungry = sparkle food. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Partying Like It's 1964

mike@khum.com — Mon, 06 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Party like it's 1964!; freedom and security!; and the lesson of Icarus. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Cynics Multiplying Like Millennials

mike@khum.com — Sun, 05 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The cynics are breeding; rat burgers; and cockroaches and secretive power elites. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Batman Stays In For The Night

mike@khum.com — Sat, 04 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Staying in for the night; filibusted; and settling old debts. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Forcing the Free Hand

mike@khum.com — Thu, 02 May 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Forcing the free hand; comfortable in front of the camera; and getting stood up. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

"Holy Crap"

mike@khum.com — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Sweating the small stuff; locked and loaded for lunch; and "Holy Crap"! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Sheer Cleverness

mike@khum.com — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! A degree that's worth it!; fighting back!; and sheer cleverness! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Unacceptable Gym Behavior

mike@khum.com — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The 6th installment of Unacceptable Gym Behavior; awkward truth in advertising; and beer pong. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Twitter + Fairy Tales = Stock Market?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

That makes a lot of sense...; all in the family; and the bottom 40%. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Good News for Those That Can Afford It

mike@khum.com — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Good news for everyone!*; the big bucks; and keeping a secret. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news. *"Good" being defined as "not absolutely horrible"

Spiders and Sunshine

mike@khum.com — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Spiders and sunshine; Earth Day!; and pudding. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Crappiest Time Machine

mike@khum.com — Sun, 21 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Watching what you eat; the sanctity of something; and a lousy time machine. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

77% Can't Be Right 100% of the Time

mike@khum.com — Sat, 20 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The 77%; the first word; and it is a crime to be beautiful. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Looking on the Bright Side

mike@khum.com — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Looking on the bright side; making a million; and fireman's poles. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Arc of Technology

mike@khum.com — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The arc of technology bends towards...; beer = happy; and flattening the curve. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

(Don't) Take Me to the River

mike@khum.com — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Don't take me to the river; hangover research; and really bad ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Oh the Happy We'll Have!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 15 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Having a conscience!; conserving!; and for the dogs! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

22nd Century Problems

mike@khum.com — Sun, 14 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

22nd century problems; acting opportunities; and more on Ohio schools. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Manatee Gray

mike@khum.com — Sat, 13 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Why we don't love the IRS; mohawks; and manatee gray. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Not Alone Anymore

mike@khum.com — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

No reason to feel lonely; paying attention while driving; and having too much in common. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

How Eating Paint = $

mike@khum.com — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The sanity crushing power of satire; the taste of yellow; and difficult confessions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Meaty Beaty Big and Explosive

mike@khum.com — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

One ring to bind them...; meat drinks; and explosive taste. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Letting the Dogs Out

mike@khum.com — Mon, 08 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Counter-protesting!; letting the dogs out!; and living in luxury boxes! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

B.A. with a Side of Fries

mike@khum.com — Sun, 07 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

In praise of social media; da bombs; and benefits of a bachelor's. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

You Are the Weight Beneath My Wings

mike@khum.com — Sat, 06 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The weight beneath the wings; when science sounds naughty; and egg hunts gone bad. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Those Damned Shape-Shifting Reptilian People Ruling the World!

mike@khum.com — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On shape-shifting reptilian people; romance pants; and getting ready for college. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Ask Me About My New Son-in-Law

mike@khum.com — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Investing in yourself; professional cuddling; and on Humboldt bumper stickers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Done Caught the House

mike@khum.com — Tue, 02 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Less tolerant than North Korea?; on charity; and it done caught the house. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Farewell Sweet and Smooth-Voiced Gosling

mike@khum.com — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Go Scalia!; go Gosling!; and go lost camera that ended up traveling thousands of miles on its own! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

You Say Party, I Say Horrific and Saddening Bloodbath

mike@khum.com — Sun, 31 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Bringing back the Neanderthals; party time in Columbia; and a criminal's checklist. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

It's a Small Scary World

mike@khum.com — Sat, 30 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The tasty fruits of spying; chop stick freedom; and it can be a small scary world. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

All Apologies?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 28 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

All apologies; gettin' loco; and everybody's friend. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Know Your Amendments! Which One is the Sacred Cow?

mike@khum.com — Wed, 27 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Shooting the sacred cow; labeling in the free market; and no need to dodge bullets while drinking. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Seriously, What's the Big Deal?

mike@khum.com — Tue, 26 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

What's the big deal?; keeping kids safe; and "sugar free" free cookies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Good News for Pessimists

mike@khum.com — Mon, 25 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Good News for pessimists!; a kind-hearted panhandler!; and Facebook brings families together! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

The Volume of Knowledge

mike@khum.com — Sun, 24 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Please turn off all cell phones; it's never too late to quit; and the volume of knowledge. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What Have We Learned?

mike@khum.com — Sat, 23 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

10 Years: What have we learned; why Andy talks so much; and a really good teacher. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When 99.8% Isn't Good Enough

mike@khum.com — Thu, 21 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

When 99.8% won't do; traffic court excuses; and apps vs. food. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Counterfeiting Intelligence

mike@khum.com — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

A nice quiet date; and on counterfeit intelligence. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Dung Beetles Aim for the Stars

mike@khum.com — Tue, 19 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

My oh myopia; dung beetles aim for the stars; and silly silly jeans. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Pints for Prophets and Shots for Saints

mike@khum.com — Mon, 18 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Raising a pint for raising the dead!; doing the right thing!; and on truck driving and dancing! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Walking on Noah's Ark

mike@khum.com — Sun, 17 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Google sorry for spying; Queen Bey and PETA; and when the grass is too green. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Good Guys with Knives and Beef Pies

mike@khum.com — Sat, 16 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Under cabin pressure; CO2; and on beef pies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

College: Is It Worth It?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

College, is it worth it?; old school trumps new school; and cream for your derriere. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

No Touching!

mike@khum.com — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

No touching!; the Ukranian Navy; and costume no nos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Cradle Will Rock...The Vote

mike@khum.com — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The cradle will rock the vote; flame retardant's not just for fires anymore; and being half-drunk on the job. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Way to Go Mississippi!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 11 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Way to go Mississippi!; Ahmadinejad takes it all in stride!; and it's never too late to quit! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Fun = Making Sh*t Up!

mike@khum.com — Sun, 10 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Cellular and mobile emasculation; making stuff up can be fun; and restaurants to avoid. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Keep on Running

mike@khum.com — Sat, 09 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Keeping it old school; eau de infant; and keep on running. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Possible = Probable?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The Possible vs. the Probable; someone else is making a lot of money; and on Tokyo real estate. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The FBI Soon To Be Unable To Do The Job It Already Wasn't Doing

mike@khum.com — Wed, 06 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The FBI is worried about not being able to do the job it wasn't doing; under pressure; and the crash tax. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let Them Eat Dirt

mike@khum.com — Tue, 05 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

When "imported" may not be a good thing; fashion; and food trends in Japan. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

iDeuce!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 04 Mar 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! Belly Button Biodiversity!; iDeuce!; and Twins twins! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Still Floating Along

mike@khum.com — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Writing's important right?; the ground that may or may not be beneath your feet; and this hot cocoa better be good. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Russian Smokes and Beppe Grillo Jokes

mike@khum.com — Tue, 26 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Blaming the parents for the punishment; big Oscar news; and Russian smokes and Italian clowns. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Pepperoni, Sausage, and Sig Sauer

mike@khum.com — Mon, 25 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! A good dog!; pizza and guns!; Branson giving it away! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Zero Dark Hurty

mike@khum.com — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Zero Dark Hurty; adult baby food; and 21st century strollers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Whining About Whipped Cream

mike@khum.com — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Course closed, no access; pleasing everyone; and offending no one. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

AbbottaBad Ass!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 18 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! A Job opportunity for Humboldtians!; dignifying your name!; and good news for Disney fans. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Guns and Roses

mike@khum.com — Sun, 17 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

When the mighty fall; water's expiration date; and guns and roses. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Droning Dorner

mike@khum.com — Wed, 13 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Drones & Dorner; Spinal Tap not so popular in Washington state; and "acting like ladies". The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The World Looks A Little Brighter for Multi-Millionaires

mike@khum.com — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! Good people doing good things!; good news for multi-millionaires; and happynews.com likes it some Thin Mints. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

The Wisdom (Teeth) of Evolution

mike@khum.com — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On the benefits of music; we're still evolving; sometimes unfortunately. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Freedom Pants!

mike@khum.com — Thu, 07 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

When locksmiths have your back; the death of Muzak; and a momentous day for French pants. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Not Intended to Be a Statement that Corresponds to Any One Reality

mike@khum.com — Tue, 05 Feb 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Chinese Skynet; drones and fashion design; and when a foot is "not intended to be a measurement of length". The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Brand Names to Avoid

mike@khum.com — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 15:54:57 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! A cheaper view of the Grand Canyon!; don't use this detergent!; or eat this candy bar! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

The Superb Owl and Divine Intervention

mike@khum.com — Mon, 04 Feb 2013 15:47:56 -0800 GMT

Talkin' about the Superb Owl and divinity; the hand that is red; and a poorly named soda. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Number of the Night is 755

mike@khum.com — Thu, 31 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

755 is the Number of the Night; Doga, the new rage; and stuffing your pets 21st century style. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Number of the Night is 22,000

mike@khum.com — Tue, 29 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

22,000 and the revolving door; branding; and stealing chicken. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Real News. Compelling Stories. Always Positive. Not Always Interesting.

mike@khum.com — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! Cute baby animals and surgical skills!; good news for high expectations!; and happynews.com delivers the goods! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Panetta and the Night Witches

mike@khum.com — Sun, 27 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Panetta and the Night Witches; how sleep is costing us; and sleeping like only a teenager can. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Droning On and On and On

mike@khum.com — Thu, 24 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Droning on and on; when defaulting gets funny; and letting your "patriotism explode". The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Corn That'll Set Your Taste Buds On Fire!

mike@khum.com — Tue, 22 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Scorched Earth; napalm corn; and the Day of Conception. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

More Evidence Suggesting There Were Once Possibly Water Slides On Mars

mike@khum.com — Mon, 21 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! Water on Mars!; passing budgets!; and optimistic veggies! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Voyager vs. iPod

mike@khum.com — Sun, 20 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

This one's for Don; bank robbers and gift horses; and the Voyager vs. the iPod. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Liestrong

mike@khum.com — Wed, 16 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Liestrong; like libraries but not all the books?; and news about those Brazilian dos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Leftovers

mike@khum.com — Tue, 15 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The pot problem?; good news for congress folk; and on leftovers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Good News for Alderaan (and our Tax Dollars)

mike@khum.com — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! Good Samaritan time!; good news for Alderaan; and more bon Samaritan time! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Sick of the Flu

mike@khum.com — Sun, 13 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Sick of the flu yet?; why being rich and exercising may not be good for you; and Cheetos crack the crime. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Cold and Calculating Feet

mike@khum.com — Tue, 08 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Cold calculating feet; not getting what you pay for; and a brilliantly designed alarm clock. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Mustache Transplant Surgeons Listen Up!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 07 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! Facebook does have a societal benefit!; good news for mustache transplant surgeons!; and checking in with happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Eau de Play-Doh

mike@khum.com — Sun, 06 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Why trying to run people over is a bad idea; eau de play doh; and good news for orthodontists. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Gratias Vobis Ago (That's Not English)

mike@khum.com — Tue, 01 Jan 2013 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

With a special thanks to you podcast listeners at the end, don't be surprised it takes Andy three minutes to say "Thank You".

Do the Right Thing (Some Day)

mike@khum.com — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! Doing the right thing even if it's years too late!; go Sam Acho!; and happy news about the iPhone 5! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

When Trading in Liberty for Security, Expect a Raw Deal

mike@khum.com — Sun, 30 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The low-down-no-good FISA blues, and cute but dangerous kid's toys. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Moments with Eric: The Candy Drug War

mike@khum.com — Sat, 29 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The Drug War cracks down on candy; they have zoos in Russia; the Grinch making cops' lives easier. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Cognitive Dissonance + 4,499,997,988 Years

mike@khum.com — Tue, 25 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Cognitive dissonance and 4 billion years; the price of a partridge in a pear tree; and just because they look good, doesn't mean they taste good. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

For the Squeezers

mike@khum.com — Mon, 24 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! Good news for squeezers!; those with money to burn and bad taste!; and strip club owners! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Damn. I'm Still Here. Guess I'll Talk About Twinkies.

mike@khum.com — Sun, 23 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Christmas lights; baby names; and Twinkies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Goodbye

mike@khum.com — Sat, 22 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

That's right! All Apocalypse all night! Apocalypse; Apocalypse; and more Apocalypse. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of apocalyptic news.

Thank the Loki

mike@khum.com — Thu, 20 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Thank Loki for the mistletoe kiss; on term limits; and on old-school oversharing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A Proposal Gone A Rye*

mike@khum.com — Wed, 19 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Some apocalypse advice; lock up your syrup!; and a proposal gone a rye*. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news. *The misuse of the word "rye" instead of "awry" is intended for comedic effect.

THIS JUST IN: PRESIDENT OBAMA REELECTED TO SECOND TERM

mike@khum.com — Tue, 18 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The Apocalypse and Good Energy; remember the electoral college?; and a man of the cloth mimics Mike Tyson. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Caviar, Escargot and Doritos

mike@khum.com — Mon, 17 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! Giving back!; good news for caviar fans!; and checking in with happynews.com! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

It's Time to Let Go

mike@khum.com — Sun, 16 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Letting go of childhood, or rationality; Tio de Nadal; and what being married and poison have in common. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Too Big to Jail

mike@khum.com — Sat, 15 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The Drug War and "too big to jail"; the new iBreathalyzer; and the best password ever. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Extremely Low Bar Required for Evidence: The Apocalypse and Unicorns Edition

mike@khum.com — Thu, 13 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The apocalypse and the power of thought; evidence of unicorns!; and bad news for reality shows. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

mike@khum.com — Wed, 12 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The gender implications of "thumpin" your tunes, and who wants to be a millionaire. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

One Theraflu, One NyQuil, and One Beer

mike@khum.com — Tue, 11 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Scaring people away from airports; chase that NyQuil with a beer; and pulling for a miracle in South Carolina. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

BREAKING: Kentucky Admits Democrats Can Go to Heaven

mike@khum.com — Mon, 10 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! You go NYC!; good news for bipartisanship in the afterlife!; and on identical twins! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

When the Hunters Become the Hunted

mike@khum.com — Sun, 09 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

In praise of local musicians; the separation of church and typos; and when the hunter becomes the hunted. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Yo Adrian! We're a Going to Broadway!

mike@khum.com — Sat, 08 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Yalp! and Yelp! Watching what we say; Rocky the musical; and a holiday gift for him. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

And the Walls Come Crumbling Down

mike@khum.com — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The crumbling of the fourth estate; 1 in 4 Americans have no idea what they're talking about; and on the baker's dozen. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Calling Your Own Bluff

mike@khum.com — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Rules for the rule makers; good things happening to good people; and on humor from beyond the grave. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

There is an Upside to Being Attractive! Fact.

mike@khum.com — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

How to punish your irritating Facebook friends; fighting fire with tasers; and on one of the few perks of being attractive. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The New 40,000

mike@khum.com — Thu, 29 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

A Quarter Mil, the new 40,000; the sexiest man alive; and on really cool baby names. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

WWJBD?

mike@khum.com — Wed, 28 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Sloth and fillibusterin', and spies and social media. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Panties. For Dogs.

mike@khum.com — Tue, 27 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The Christmas music has begun; a great excuse for late Xmas gifts; and on panties for dogs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Upside to Wandering Frozen Potato Fields All Alone with not a Friend to Keep You Company

mike@khum.com — Mon, 26 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! Good news for caffeine junkies!; good news for some guy named Psy!; and good news for those who wander frozen potato fields! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Getting Down + Booze > Kiddos

mike@khum.com — Sun, 25 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The 2012 Black Friday recap; when good news begs more questions; and bad news for kids and meditation. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When Crimes Pays. In Cash.

mike@khum.com — Sat, 24 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

In Austria crime does pay; college and money; and crying oneself to sleep on a solid gold pillow. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Synod Puts Its Manly and Outdated Foot Down

mike@khum.com — Thu, 22 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The synod puts its foot down; an upside to the rains; and on a horrible way to spend 80 days. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Paranoia and Punching Bags

mike@khum.com — Wed, 21 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The punching bag that is the 4th Amendment; stupid tattoos; and on punishing generosity. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Lobster Kettle. Discuss.

mike@khum.com — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Judges listen to the radio too; doin' the lobster kettle; and on another way cell phones can cause trouble. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Goulet!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 19 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! There's a Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year Award!; good news for PETA and consistency; and good news for mixed messages! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Moments with Eric: The Gus Hooker Mustache Edition

mike@khum.com — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 22:47:13 -0800 GMT

The poor man's Doogie Howser, the French prepare for a devestating tax hike, and Gus Hooker's mustache.

More Unacceptable Gym Behavior

mike@khum.com — Sun, 18 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

More unacceptable gym behavior; the benefits of an unraw food diet; and scorpions and supply and demand. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When Surveillance Cameras Grow Legs

mike@khum.com — Thu, 15 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

When surveillance cameras grow legs; Anders Breivik whines for a little sympathy; and when history repeats itself. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Movin' Right Through You

mike@khum.com — Wed, 14 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

A place for a canine rendezvous; how our childhoods effect our politics; and soda that gets you movin'. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Fools Suffering Themselves Gladly

mike@khum.com — Tue, 13 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Coops vs. coupes; fools do feel shame; and the king of the gummy worms. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Scare Those Calories Away!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 12 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! Good news about horror films!; fancy credit cards!; and visiting the Taj Mahal! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

1000 Years of Mild to Temperate Conditions. Slight Chance of Lukewarm Showers

mike@khum.com — Sat, 10 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Getting ready for 1000 years of darkness; making your pets pay; and partying with your pets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Don't Vote! (just for the sticker)

mike@khum.com — Tue, 06 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

To vote, or not to vote? is that the question?; making hair of the dog sound delicious; and a kinder form of burglary. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Good News for all You Geniuses Out There!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 05 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let's Happy! If you drink you're smart!; forgetting you won $23 million!; and Happynews.com does it again! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

NO HUGGING!

mike@khum.com — Sun, 04 Nov 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Forget the morality, it's the money; hurricanes and PR; and NO HUGGING! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Samhain and Bulls**t

mike@khum.com — Wed, 31 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

What the heck is Samhain?; faux outrage from bulls****ers; and on an age when bipartisanship is news. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Workin' It

mike@khum.com — Tue, 30 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Tips on getting out of work; tips on lying about how much you work; and on panda yoga. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bowing to Our Inner Fright

mike@khum.com — Mon, 29 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Protecting our children from stretching; good news for parents of ugly children!; and on humble NFL players! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Two's Company, Three's a Crowd

mike@khum.com — Sun, 28 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Three's a crowd; the celebrity wedding photo market is down; and you can't start a fire without a spark. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Trivializing Politics! How Could They?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Pizza Hut trivializes politics!; another reason not to do drugs; and on amazing eyelashes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Lessons from the Private Sector

mike@khum.com — Wed, 24 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Debates and the private sector; and the prize goes to...nobody, again; and forget moon bases, a better destination. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Zyng!

mike@khum.com — Tue, 23 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Zyng! Stocks and silly bets; smartphones and the ER; and engagement perks. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Breaking Records

mike@khum.com — Mon, 22 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! U.S. family debt down!; upstaging the NFL!; and fatherhood and fine wines! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Damn You Mongolia!

mike@khum.com — Sun, 21 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Mongolia must be feeling pretty good; bad news for the insanity defence; and on eating squirrels. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let 'Em Go at Each Other

mike@khum.com — Thu, 18 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Ideas for the next debate; Halloween for the dogs; and some travel recommendations. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Free Candy and Grandparenting Advice

mike@khum.com — Wed, 17 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Free Candy at the debate tonight; setting simple goals; and some grandparenting advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Commission on Keeping Presidential Debates Debate Free

mike@khum.com — Tue, 16 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

What is the Commission on Presidential Debates?; advice to musicians; and on the latest Idol facial craze. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy on Urban Park Renaissance!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 15 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Greece, masters of distraction!; chocolate's good for your memory!; and on the urban park renaissance! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Treadmills, Time and Turkmenistan

mike@khum.com — Sun, 14 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The history of the treadmill; Turkmenistan and time; and on deer crossings. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Winning

mike@khum.com — Sat, 13 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

To win or not to win, is that the question?; holding old grudges; and don't always trust your GPS. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Problem with Bananas

mike@khum.com — Thu, 11 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Congress does something; the upsides of losing your hair; and improving bananas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Secret to a Longer Life

mike@khum.com — Wed, 10 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Tips for for men wanting to live longer; there are still good people out there; and why you shouldn't eat cockroaches. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

We're in Bad Shape

mike@khum.com — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Why Obama and Romney should be utterly embarrassed; on trust in mass media; and goats save the day in Vermont. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news

Aerodynamic Umbrellas! Finally!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Apple makes a bunch of money!; obese animals have a place to go!; and on well-designed umbrellas! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Spies, Bacon, and Stick Shifts

mike@khum.com — Sun, 07 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

A French spy fights the "dark forces"; is it time to start hoarding bacon?; and it's still useful to know how to drive stick. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Politics of an Extraterrestrial Invasion

mike@khum.com — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On millions and billions; Iggy Pop's fascination with dwarves; and extraterrestrial invasions and politics. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

How To Effectively Use a "Screen Play" While Driving

mike@khum.com — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

What driving and basketball have in common; a funeral home that packs in the fun; and on warnings ignored. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

77% of People Expect Iranian News Agencies to Understand Satire

mike@khum.com — Tue, 02 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Iranian news gets duped; Apple fails to sell eleventy-billion iPhones; and on squatting exes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! and Let's Get It On (Denmark)!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 01 Oct 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Denmark makes Thursday's happy!; tips on surviving snake bites!; and good news for folks stuck in traffic! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

New Zealand Gov't Pulls a Rookie Move

mike@khum.com — Sun, 30 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

New Zealand government makes a classic blunder; interesting/illegal ways to raise money for charity; and on the latest in bagel fashion. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Fanciful Origins of Cinnamon

mike@khum.com — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Coffee, the Devil's Brew; text messages get to the truth; and where cinnamon comes from. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

One Animal's Waste is Another Man's Coffee...

mike@khum.com — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Big Brother watches himself; expensive things you may find in animal scat Part 1; and Part 2. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Making Big Brother's Life Easier

mike@khum.com — Tue, 25 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Making Big Brother's life easy; and easier; and today's BIGGEST news story. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Booze Edition

mike@khum.com — Thu, 20 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Why some hamsters love the booze; the benefits of beer and running; and on WWII and vodka. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of booze news.

Proposal Advice for Self-Obsessed A**holes

mike@khum.com — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Painting advice, and proposal advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of advice.

Don't Mess with Texas

mike@khum.com — Tue, 18 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

He's back!; the U.N. doesn't mess with Texas; and want to save money doing laundry? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Baby Wombats = Happy & Cute!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 17 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! A hi-tech purse!; no shame in buying the iPhone 5!; and on a baby wombat! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Story of Cabbage

mike@khum.com — Sun, 16 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Hearing what we want to hear; the story of cabbage; and more on vegetables! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Status Update: It's Complicated

mike@khum.com — Thu, 13 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

GPU Update: It's complicated; sometimes crime pays; sometimes stupidity pays. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Napoli's Italian Stallions Heed Mick's Advice

mike@khum.com — Wed, 12 Sep 2012 02:00:33 -0700 GMT

China gets an unexpected break; on Oklahoma kindergarten dress codes; and Napoli takes Mick's advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Things That Do Not Belong in Your Underwear

mike@khum.com — Tue, 11 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's talk taxes!; survival SUV style; and on things you shouldn't put in your underwear. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Cute Adorable Kittens!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 10 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Superheroes fighting poverty!; recycling 727s!; and on chickens and adorable kittens! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Gambling...er, Speculation!

mike@khum.com — Sun, 09 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Speculation on speculating; unnecessary titles; and on high tech tombstones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Over Half the Population Infected with Beautiful Cynicism!

mike@khum.com — Sat, 08 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Social media tries to make us less lonely; Andy Rooney and technology; and 60% of Americans get realistic. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

1,000 Years of Darkness

mike@khum.com — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

1,000 Years of Darkness: Chuck Norris vs. Otto van Bismarck; sailor mouths and the workplace; and mouse hunting Canadian style. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Ebo-Tourism?

mike@khum.com — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Organic food, kind of good for you; ebola and tourism; and banks vs. ovens. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Moments with Eric: On Self-Discovery

mike@khum.com — Tue, 04 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

In some way, we're all trying to find ourselves, sometimes literally, and on whale vomit. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Happynews.com Sells Out

mike@khum.com — Mon, 03 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Good news for chocolate lovers!; kindness lives on in Kentucky!; and on flying animals! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Jailbreak and Back Again: An Idiot's Tale

mike@khum.com — Sun, 02 Sep 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Some business advice for newbies; Jailbreak and Back Again: An Idiot's Tale; and on the Olympic spirit. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Beijing and Brain Hygiene

mike@khum.com — Thu, 30 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Beijing and brain hygiene; good news for Pauly D; and sex dolls for car safety! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Yo No Quiero TaCo

mike@khum.com — Wed, 29 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

One reason (of many) why carjacking isn't a good idea, and Yo no quiero TaCo, o LiLo, o KimYe. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A New Kind of Beer Run

mike@khum.com — Tue, 28 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Smash the mirror; judges weep for the future; and running with beer. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy! Beanie Baby Style!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 27 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Beanie Babies and Philanthropy!; a nice fix for potholes!; and good news for wannabe superheroes! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Getting Poor Quick in Only 14 Days!

mike@khum.com — Sun, 26 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Lance Armstrong and the broader implications; "Get Rich Quick" companies lose a lot of money; and Twilight gets a valedictorian in trouble. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Hazed and Confused

mike@khum.com — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

HSU, hazing, and cynicism; don't worry, be happy; and a nail polish takes a clue from Arrested Development. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Blushing to Speak His Name on the Sea of Galilee

mike@khum.com — Wed, 22 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On skinny dipping; tips on increasing your memory; and the Super Bowl of the strip world. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Moments with Eric: Morons and Dumb Criminals

mike@khum.com — Tue, 21 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Why guns have safeties; new uses for bug spray; Meth + Crisco = Party. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Getting Your Ducks in Row

mike@khum.com — Mon, 20 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Facebook now allows you to delete photos!; a beer and a shot in the Alps!; and getting 5,000 ducks in a row! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

The Ketchup Patent Infringement War

mike@khum.com — Sun, 19 Aug 2012 18:05:09 -0700 GMT

Got a log in your eye? Don't worry about it; kids snoring linked to being little brats; and the ketchup patent infringement wars begin. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Moments with Eric: Swiss Football

mike@khum.com — Sat, 18 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The Swiss play football? Oh, that kind of football; octopi, cockroaches, and presidential elections; and Beverly Hills cracks down on the cell phones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news

Clean Hands and a Busted Heart

mike@khum.com — Thu, 16 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Another Palme d'orehead award given out; clean hands and a bad heart; and Miley Cyrus finds out her fans are nuts. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Palme d'orehead

mike@khum.com — Wed, 15 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Who's to blame for oil prices?; a school in LA wins the palm on forehead award; and the ultra-Orthodox like the blurry ladies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Might As Well Let the Kids Vote

mike@khum.com — Tue, 14 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On children's suffrage; one way to leave your lover; and on the price of ponytails. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Smiling = Good

mike@khum.com — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Coolest parents ever!; NBC likes the babes!; and smiling is good for you! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When Is It Reasonable To Expect Privacy

mike@khum.com — Sun, 12 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Social media, the Olympics and expectations of privacy; campaign ads backfiring?; and Twitter can affect gas prices. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Moments with Eric: Shoving Things in Your Nose Edition

mike@khum.com — Sat, 11 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Legos, peanuts, and nasal cavities; Rip Torn may ask himself, "Well, how did I get here"; and on black bear misdemeanors. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Letting History Happily Be the Judge

mike@khum.com — Thu, 09 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The value of 1 oz. of family falls to $1500; Tennessee protects the Constitution from itself; and a lawsuit that defies imagination. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Super PACs and Special Rice

mike@khum.com — Wed, 08 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The Olympics! Baseball vs. Trampolining; Super PACS and the 57%; and a new, sad use for hoodies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Moments with Eric: The I Love China Edition

mike@khum.com — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Eric defends China!; bargains for miles!; and when an A+ just isn't good enough. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Sprucing Up Funeral Homes

mike@khum.com — Mon, 06 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Money from the past!; sprucing up funeral homes!; and good news for insomniacs! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Facts & Reality vs. Politics

mike@khum.com — Sun, 05 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

When facts and reality get in the way of politics; British PM forced to answer a silly question; and real estate tips. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Florida Files

mike@khum.com — Sat, 04 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Eric reopens the Florida Files*: If you lived in Florida what would you trade for a 1999 Dodge Dakota?; in Florida tricycles = toilets; and Florida cops can't grow beads. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news. *Eric is not in fact disgusted with the state of Florida no matter how much it sounds to the contrary

Moments with Eric: Operation Teddy Bear Drop

mike@khum.com — Fri, 03 Aug 2012 10:33:57 -0700 GMT

On eating the hand that feeds you; how many people does it take to rescue a sex doll?; and Operation Teddy Bear Drop. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Little Tank That Could (Not be Stopped)

mike@khum.com — Thu, 02 Aug 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The little tank that could; countries that have the shortest work weeks; and why you should be scared of television. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Moments with Eric: Grammer Police

mike@khum.com — Tue, 31 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Scottsdale screams about ice cream; ain't not going back to jail no more; your not going to believe Erics a grammar snob, and job creators, their snobs too. The Night Show, hopefully not you're only source of news.

Let's Happy! The Marriage Edition!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Marriage advice from kids!; winning a free wedding!; and giving instead of receiving on a birthday! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Bunch of Brits No Longer Want to Vote Mitt

mike@khum.com — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Mitt alienates the all-important British vote; some snazzy Olympic outfits; and got a case of the Mondays? no you don't scientists say. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Moments With Eric: The Boy with the Dragon Tattoo

mike@khum.com — Sat, 28 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Eric loves the bacon; the boy with the dragon tattoo; and on German small business start ups. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Common Sense Home Maintenance Tips

mike@khum.com — Thu, 26 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

An Olympic-sized headache; on fleeing from fire; and playing with fire. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Idolizing Statues

mike@khum.com — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Pigskin is king in Happy Valley; the poor airlines scrape by with billions; and JLo goes for a raise. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

If Canadians Could Laugh, They'd Be Laughing At Us

mike@khum.com — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Great whites, surfers, and Siegfried & Roy; O Canada; and if flies had boots, they'd better knock them quietly. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Sober Cows Come From California

mike@khum.com — Mon, 23 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! Happy cows come from California, and drunk cows come from France!; a SoCal man dreams big!; and on "green opium"!* (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news. *Andy is still unsure why golf in China is referred to as "green opium".

How Much of "You" Is Really You?

mike@khum.com — Sun, 22 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Beards and Bikinis; the world we can't see; and what Apple can't see. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Batman and Rushing to Judgment

mike@khum.com — Sat, 21 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Rushing to judgment; LeBron brought to you by Doritos?; and another phone application takes the fun out of lying. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Excellent Horse-Like Lady

mike@khum.com — Thu, 19 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On excellent horse-like ladies; looking under Iraq's couch cushions; and Norwegians have us scratching our heads. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Free Pizza!

mike@khum.com — Wed, 18 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Your morning routine may take longer than you think, and airplanes, pizza, and needles. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Now More Popular Than Fidel Castro!

mike@khum.com — Tue, 17 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Think Congress sucks? Get ready for proof; bad news for dentists; and on taking money from a child. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Happy News for Happy Times!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 16 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On the coolest boss in the world!; lying still easy to detect!; and a solution for toe-besity! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news!

Islands to Visit: Hawaii. Islands to Avoid: New Guinea

mike@khum.com — Sun, 15 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Hawaii $5-0 [billion]; cannibals, cults and sorcerers oh my!; and the stink that broke the camel's nose. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Feel-Around, So Far Ahead of Its Time

mike@khum.com — Sat, 14 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Political Ads and Truth, mutually exclusive?; your favorite films in Feel-Around; and good news if you're rich and hate standing up to shower. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What Color Are Good Ideas?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 12 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

What color are good ideas?; disc golfing gets weird in Maine; and on bad reelection strategies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Time to Put the Phone Down

mike@khum.com — Wed, 11 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Free market solutions to shore up municipal budgetary woes, and clues to when it's time to put the phone down. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

It Takes One to Tango

mike@khum.com — Tue, 10 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

In Afghanistan, it take one to tango; a lifeguard gets fired for guarding lives; and the sights, sounds, and smell of a rock concert. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Happy Time! Fast Food and Baseball!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 09 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Happy Edition! A small Alaskan town gets free happy food!; good news for Travis Decker!; and bacon ice cream lovers rejoice! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Saudi Arabia Amazed at "How the Time Flies!"

mike@khum.com — Sun, 08 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

More clues it might be 2012 in Saudi Arabia; less of us drive to work than you think; and something that's worse than a talkative neighbor on a plane. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

iSmell

mike@khum.com — Sat, 07 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

In a rare and profound insight, Andy discovers our beaches look way more beautiful without trash everywhere; Iditarod and THC; and iSmell. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Verizon Tower? Big Ben and Jerry's? Qualcomm Clock Tower?

mike@khum.com — Wed, 04 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

You may be working overtime without knowing it; renaming Big Ben; and a wedding ring that says "I don't trust you". The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Financial Planning in Three Acts by William Shakespeare

mike@khum.com — Tue, 03 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Polonius, Laertes, and your FICO score; farewell to 8 bit camouflage; and on straying too far from the lesson plan. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy More Again!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 02 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

A new happy toilet!; a happy town in Kentucky!; and 50 happy sandwiches for 50 happy states!. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

How to Lose Friends and Irritate People

mike@khum.com — Sun, 01 Jul 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

How to lose friends and irritate people (7:10p); in Sweden they sit down (8:10p); and they work "a lot" (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

SCOTUS and South Africa

mike@khum.com — Sat, 30 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

SCOTUS, health care, and South Africa; more on "reality" television; and restaurants to avoid. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Who's Afraid of the Kid Who Can't Tie His Shoes?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 28 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

One big reason not to fear the U.N.; bad news for you fit healthy people; phone apps that show what a dumb world we live in. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Spousal Privilige

mike@khum.com — Wed, 27 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

What's more important than a child's safety? Marriage silly!; a few things worse than serving time; and fast food and the Olympics. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The First Lady Friend

mike@khum.com — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The First Lady Friend of France; on zeppelins and other German things filled with too much gas; and the Kindness of America. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy More!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 25 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Let's Happy! A guy gets an air conditioner!; Cory Booker saves another life; and Hot Wheels get real! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

Gaffes are Good for Laughs, but What Else?

mike@khum.com — Sun, 24 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Do gaffes matter; once a schedule 1 always a schedule 1; and good news about oil! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Contempt of/for Congress

mike@khum.com — Sat, 23 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Contempt for Congress; Congress does something; and why only strippers should impersonate law enforcement officials. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Me Worry, Why?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Why are we worrying about the E.U.?; why the Chinese are worried about pollution; and why early risers shouldn't worry. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of worry.

Solomon, Slinkies, and Santa Claus

mike@khum.com — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Dan Roberts, Norm Solomon, and Santa Claus; rethinking incest; and 1 in 5 Americans mistakes community pools for toilets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

World Police: Shades of Grey

mike@khum.com — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

World Police! Shades of Grey; the benefits of spray tanning; and the most expensive summer camp ever. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let's Happy

mike@khum.com — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Happy Edition with Pizza Vending Machines!; Papooses!; and Bride Shortages! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of happy news.

A Nation of Shareholders

mike@khum.com — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On a nation of shareholders; the Master Card Commonwealth of Common People?; and on creative alternatives to the sick day. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Uncommon Sense

mike@khum.com — Sat, 16 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Good news about the price of raising a kid!; Saudi Arabia and nail polish; and a little common sense goes a long way, although it may be illegal. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Technology vs. Tradition Bro!

mike@khum.com — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Don't like it? Vote it away; on Polish and Ukranian friendly footballers; and an app that makes hooking up way easier bro! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When Corruption Doesn't Pay

mike@khum.com — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

If it's not worth it, is it still corruption?; another reason not to over share; and Venetians tell the Church to pipe down. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Someone's Getting Rich and it Ain't You

mike@khum.com — Tue, 12 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Health Costs > Income Growth!; someone's getting rich and ain't you; and a dog cheers Andy up. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Narcissists Love Facebook? You Don't Say!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 11 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The addiction of narcissism; glasses for narcissists; and Andy wonders about a certain 20% of people. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Time is Money, and It'll Cost You

mike@khum.com — Sun, 10 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

China cleverly rebrands "censorship" as "order"; the political implications of landlines; and Andy's found a clock he doesn't want, and can't afford. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

New York City Loses its Mind

mike@khum.com — Sat, 09 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Do rights always have to come with responsibilities?; New York City reminds us they're insane; and Andy talks Facebook and divorce. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Smelling Books

mike@khum.com — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On willful and accepted suspensions of the belief in reality (7:10p); let's take it easy on the bottled water already (8:10p); and Andy smells books (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Diamond Jubilee

mike@khum.com — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

You know Andy's all about the Diamond Jubilee; on Barry Manilow, Billy Ray Cyrus and Sesame Street; and are men 10-20% grosser than women? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Right Track

mike@khum.com — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

70% of Americans on the right track feel America's on the right track; a new type of pot that'll still be illegal for some reason; and galactic collisions keep Andy up at night. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

300

mike@khum.com — Sun, 03 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

To celebrate the 300th Moments with Andy podcast, Andy will journey back in time; pat himself on the back; and gaze longingly at his own reflection. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of self-congratulatory windbaggery.

Libertarians Against Climate Change

mike@khum.com — Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On property rights and climate change; if Andy could skate, here's a hockey team he wouldn't play on; and sometimes it's okay to make exceptions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news

Don't Be Evil

mike@khum.com — Thu, 31 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Google, don't be evil; you mean cavity searches aren't totally routine and happenstance?; and Andy gets worried when detergent looks delicious. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Going Negative

mike@khum.com — Wed, 30 May 2012 00:21:54 -0700 GMT

Andy goes negative; takes a chin plant; and talks school suspensions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

False Advertising

mike@khum.com — Mon, 28 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

How is Germany making us look bad!?; sometimes the best lessons are the hardest to learn; and Andy addresses false advertising. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Terribly Critical Times We Always Now Live In

mike@khum.com — Sun, 27 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On the most important critical times we always now live in; an 18-year old mind and $200 make the rest of us look bad; and Andy's advice on cleaning your pets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Letting Congress off the Hook?

mike@khum.com — Sat, 26 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

This Just In! Congress shocked to learn it is expected to do things; Lysol can't clean dirty dancing; and Andy gives more advice to criminals. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Humboldt IINOs

mike@khum.com — Thu, 24 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On Humboldt IINOs (Independents in Name Only); the Brazilians throw down; and Andy learns cinema etiquette. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

We're Clueless, but We're Okay with That

mike@khum.com — Wed, 23 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On willful ignorance vs. willful inefficiency; Andy talks celebrity gossip; and fake ID fiascos. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A Demographic Rorschach Test

mike@khum.com — Tue, 22 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On changing demographic trends; a bird smarter than Andy; and speed traps. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Macho Yogurt

mike@khum.com — Mon, 21 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Eclipses!; why you gents should eat your yogurt; and on creepy things in food that make Andy feel ill. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Telling Billionaires how to Dress

mike@khum.com — Sun, 20 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On hoodies and IPOs you shouldn't care about; money and happiness; and one reason Andy thinks about losing weight. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Dreams of the "Factualization" of Politics

mike@khum.com — Sat, 19 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On the politicization of facts; Andy wonders what happens to Facebook pages when you die; and marital problems in Wisconsin. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Astronomy and Swedish Underwear

mike@khum.com — Thu, 17 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Astronomy time!; Mayan Calendar time!; and Andy talks Swedish underwear. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Harry Reid Accidentally Says Something Interesting

mike@khum.com — Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Harry Reid accidentally says something very interesting; and another reality show Andy thinks will suck. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Joey the Shark

mike@khum.com — Tue, 15 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On Joey the Shark and political calculations; Andy wishes Mark Zuckerburg a happy birthday; and unhappy fish. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Moments with Eric

mike@khum.com — Mon, 14 May 2012 21:12:38 -0700 GMT

An incarcerated felon almost beats President Obama in the West Virginia primary; robbery, fumigation, and XBoxes; and Eric talks bras.

Moments with Andy's Mom

mike@khum.com — Mon, 14 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

For Mother's Day, Andy gives his Mother the best gift of all, the chance to talk to the world about how she tried to kill him once.

Doubling Down on the Crazy

mike@khum.com — Wed, 09 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On taking a conspiracy theory and doubling down on it; and following in Dad's footsteps. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When the Cure is Worse Than the Ailment

mike@khum.com — Tue, 08 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Vladimir Putin supports term limits?; when the cure is worse than the ailment; and Andy talks extinction. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Dance Like No One's Watching, Laugh Like No One Gets It, and Live Like There's No Tomorrow

mike@khum.com — Mon, 07 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

It's getting tougher for 14-year olds to find work; if you believe it, live like it; and Andy likes unstationary stationary bikes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On the Association Fallacy

mike@khum.com — Sun, 06 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Climate Change and the Association Fallacy; French taxes; and why Andy recommends not stealing a GPS device. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

In the Homestretch

mike@khum.com — Sat, 05 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Afghanistan, phew, only 12 more years to go; does cleverness have an expiration date; and on something that may cheer Andy up. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When Driving Distracts from Texting

mike@khum.com — Thu, 03 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

More on depressed animals; a 14-year old wise beyond her years; and if driving and texting isn't enough for you, Andy's got you covered. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Iceland, Rejection, and Romanian Helmet Laws

mike@khum.com — Wed, 02 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Bravo Iceland, bravo; Andy's found a way around rejection; and on Romania's helmet laws. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Dog's Life

mike@khum.com — Tue, 01 May 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Go thee forth and spread thy stress to the creatures of the Earth; Andy has kind words for the TSA; and on the Taliban's best and brightest. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Happy Fun Light Hearted Edition! Yay!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy tries to talk Babs down; stealing memories; and "Help" says Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're his only hope. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On a Dying Art

mike@khum.com — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The dying art of filibustering; a lawsuit Andy hopes McDonald's will win; and a good eye pays off. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Will Smith, Enrico Fermi, and Impending Doom?

mike@khum.com — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Will Smith, Enrico Fermi, and Andy's pessimism; OD'ing on Coke; and travelling at the speed of love. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Understanding Shell Games, The Middle East, and Dog Sh*t

mike@khum.com — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

MF Global, white collars, and shell games; understanding the Middle East; and Andy thinks Mexico City's on to something. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Go Granny Go!

mike@khum.com — Wed, 25 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy asks, "Are there upsides to car chases?"; and Go Granny Go! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

An Austrian Village has a Great *ucking Name

mike@khum.com — Tue, 24 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Photos in the L.A. Times beg a larger question; economists weigh in on pot legalization; and a village name Andy can't pronounce. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Hero or Villain. Pick One.

mike@khum.com — Mon, 23 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On political heroes and villains; the anti-PETA bump; and Andy loves bumper stickers and irony. the Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Offense Edition

mike@khum.com — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Why it's okay to be offensive; on words that offend Andy; and a Danish lottery mishap. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Unlikely Muses of Creativity

mike@khum.com — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

What someone else's dog says about you; on consumer spending and selling out; and Andy's new reason to drink vodka. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Political Implications of Ziggy Stardust

mike@khum.com — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The political implications of Ziggy Stardust; sounds like "corruption"; and Andy looks into circumcisional litigation. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Hand Holding, the Gateway

mike@khum.com — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy and Tennessee know a thing or two about "gateway sexual activities"; dieting advice; and on prom kilts. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Keepin' It Crazy, And In The Family

mike@khum.com — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Kim Jong Un, keepin' it crazy; Andy laughs at a stranger; and the London Olympics are 34 years too late. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let Andy Plan Your Next Vacation!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

It's not just the U.S. that thinks privacy is a hassle; Andy finds new ways of funding vacations; and guess what you can't bring to the convention in August. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Hating the Sin But Not the Sinner

mike@khum.com — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Billboards, hating the sin but not the sinners; on what should really scare Allen West; and something Andy wishes he knew while in school. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Moments with Eric, the Food Snob

mike@khum.com — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Eric talks RVs and Gentlemen's Clubs; laughs at Scotland's food safety standards; and laughs at British cuisine. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The General Election Pivot

mike@khum.com — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

General Election Time = More Time to treat voters like idiots; Andy is impressed by Kris Humphries; and on a strange break in. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

U.S. Desperate for a Good Old Fashioned War

mike@khum.com — Wed, 11 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On the U.S., Afghanistan, and satire; drug gangs and the Pope; and Andy awards the first ever City Manager of the Year prize. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Journalism's Endangered Species

mike@khum.com — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On journalism, Mike Wallace, and endangered species; sticking up for children of broken homes; and Andy talks "butt lifts". The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Strip Searches, iPads and Backstabbing

mike@khum.com — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On the Supreme Court and strip searches; wanting an iPad too much; and Andy talks love and backstabbing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Pacific Coast, Painting and the Bigger Picture

mike@khum.com — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On our Pacific Coast and murals; Andy wonders about golf; and common sense driving advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Moments with Eric: the Canadian Traffic Regulations Edition

mike@khum.com — Sat, 07 Apr 2012 12:04:09 -0700 GMT

Night Show Tonight: Eric talks Canadian traffic regulations; you can pick your partner, but not your family; and on butt-dialing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Lean Finely Textured Beef Product with New Mechanically Separated Connective Tissue!

mike@khum.com — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

More on Pink Slime and the Free Market; a PowerPoint presentation gone awry; and Andy now knows why weddings have security guards. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Politics of Your Car

mike@khum.com — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 12:34:48 -0700 GMT

How well was your car marketed to you?; and Andy's found another dumb reality T.V. show. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Right on Cue, the Cries of Judicial Activism

mike@khum.com — Tue, 03 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Cries of judicial activism from a surprise corner!; a bumper sticker Andy hopes he doesn't understand; and on a treehouse of worship. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

But He Makes the Nicest Sweaters...

mike@khum.com — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On why arguing with your kids may be a good thing; guess who might be working at your local sweater factory; and Andy's shopping for coffins. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Golf Clubs and Sausage Parties

mike@khum.com — Sun, 01 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On golf clubs and sausage parties; once an astronaut always an astronaut?; and on Andy's new favorite pair of pants. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Russian Politics + Citzens United = Jobs!

mike@khum.com — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

"Maybe Citizens United can create jobs!" Andy thinks; helicopter parents; and on not so subtle smuggling. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Who Do You Love America? Atheists? Of Course Not!

mike@khum.com — Thu, 29 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On a group of people Americans uniformly can't stand; Andy looks at the difference between Martians and Venutians; and a man sues Google. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The (Ignorant) Fashion Police

mike@khum.com — Wed, 28 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy fearfully updates his fashion; another reason to be thankful for living in Humboldt; and a brilliant idea for festival season. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Political Gaffes

mike@khum.com — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On accidentally telling the truth; when you should turn your microphone off; and Andy's not the only one who doesn't like Super PACs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A Newer, Kinder, Friendlier Black Market

mike@khum.com — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On militia groups; sometimes it doesn't hurt to ask; and Andy's amazed at what appears on the black market*. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news. *Not that he knows

Arkansawyer

mike@khum.com — Sun, 25 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On the religion of politics and the politics of religion; Andy's a party pooper; and an Arkansawyer's poor understanding of "evidence". The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Birthers Don't Like Mormons Either?

mike@khum.com — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 17:06:48 -0700 GMT

Andy attempts to understand what the ICC considers success; birthers don't like Mormons either?; and on what European Chess and a Connecticut School District have in common. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Israel vs. Kate Moss

mike@khum.com — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

When job interviews become invasive; Israel vs. Kate Moss?; and Andy likes his vodka with rocks and protein. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

War

mike@khum.com — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On war; Facebook and narcissism, a new study; and Andy's full of bad promotional ideas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Pink Slime. Yum.

mike@khum.com — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Pink Slime is delicious and cheap!; toilet paper ain't cheap; and Andy may not be a great driver but he's no fool. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Why Are We Talking About Pornography Again?

mike@khum.com — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Why are we talking about pornography again?; on a psychiatric disorder that Andy thinks might make life a bit easier; and a reason to get in the storage unit business. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Leaving the Dinner Party

mike@khum.com — Sun, 18 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

When the dinner party's over and you're asked to leave, should you?; Andy caves in and talks Jersey Shore; and on texting mishaps. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Science, the Speed of Light, and Mittens Romney

mike@khum.com — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Science, thing or process?; proof that privacy policies are a waste of time; and Andy knows Mitt's full name, do you?. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Mind Blowing: Courtesy of Samuel L. Jackson

mike@khum.com — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On the historic Yemeni election; is it wrong to vote for someone "like you"?; and another reason why Andy thinks skinny jeans are a bad idea. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy Keeps an Eye on China

mike@khum.com — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On China's military spending; why your "friends" may be your "unfriends"; and why Andy may soon clean his room. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Pulpit of Bullies

mike@khum.com — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Minneapolis sets a pretty low bar for propaganda; on asteroids; and someone's getting rich and it ain't Andy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Moments with Eric, the TUNA Edition

mike@khum.com — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Eric pities a poor lottery winner who only owns two houses; on binge drinking, Ambien, and droppin' anchor; and TUNA. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What's Happening to the 4th Amendment, and Does Anyone Care?

mike@khum.com — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On privacy and cell phones; bad news for the Vatican; and Andy's cooking advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

WARNING: This Podcast Contains Hypothetical Scenarios Regarding the Economy

mike@khum.com — Sun, 11 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Andy plays around with jobs numbers; on striking gold; and driving advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On the "Elite" Media

mike@khum.com — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Andy pretends to be part of the "elite" media; unbeknownst to everyone, the price of pot is way up; and that may be why folks are stealing tomatoes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Ron Paul, Brad Pitt's Beard, and Premarital Sex

mike@khum.com — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On why the GOP may want to stop making fun of Ron Paul; why Andy (and Brad Pitt) have a beard; and on South Carolina and premarital sex. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bad News for the 5th, Good News for Kentucky

mike@khum.com — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Bad news for the 5th amendment; good news for Kentucky; and Andy's not sure the "I have plenty of minority friends" defense is valid. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Teaching Security Forces to Fish

mike@khum.com — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On Afghanistan and fishing; if your job requires hormone supplements, Andy thinks something might be wrong; and on bone marrow and karma. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Why Don't We Let Kids Vote?

mike@khum.com — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Andy wonders if he should be allowed to vote; on boxing and anger management; and a court ordered date night. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Fantasies of the American Electorate

mike@khum.com — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Why Blue Ivy leads Andy to believe there's something wrong with us; and on American electorate fantasies. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Should Bribery Be Legalized?

mike@khum.com — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Should bribery still be illegal? Andy weighs in; 43% of Americans have such a bad idea, it just might be good; and bar owners can breathe a sigh of relief. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Holy Smoke! The Birther Thing is Still a Kickin'!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The birther thing is still an issue; it seems only Californians like California; and Andy's knows how he wants to be put to rest. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Please Take Our Money

mike@khum.com — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Andy's found a way to save us $1.5 billion; it's all fun and video games until someone gets hurt; and an economic analysis of the Death Star. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

First They Came to Sell Me Cookies...

mike@khum.com — Wed, 22 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Syria and the Tulip; Andy is afraid of the Girl Scouts; and on fraternities and bottle rockets. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy Likes Ike

mike@khum.com — Tue, 21 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

For President's Day Andy looks to Ike; one way to chase your dreams; and on family traditions. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bumper Stickers and Edward R. Murrow

mike@khum.com — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On bumper stickers and Edward R. Murrow; teen pregnancy rates in the U.S.; and Andy knows why the TSA is smiling. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Google, the Cookie Monster

mike@khum.com — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Google loves them some cookies; Iceland deals with inbreeding; and Andy wonders about pop stars and the definition of perfume. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Investment Advice from the Bard

mike@khum.com — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On Shakespeare and Google; and Andy talks karma. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Long-Awaited High School Dress Code Edition!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 13 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

A Virginia school district blames the bullied; a Michigan school district thinks it's still 1965; and Andy talks Costco. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

If A Species Goes Extinct and No One's Around to Hear...

mike@khum.com — Sun, 12 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

More on Lunar Colonies and Andy's disturbing indifference; ask your doctor if psilocybin may be right for you; and on political donations. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When Your Team Loses, Don't Blame the Game

mike@khum.com — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Can Andy compare the Prop. 8 decision to football? He'll try; e-Book makers lament the fact that e-Books aren't books; and you shouldn't play with your food, but should you laugh at it?. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Space, the Final Frontier

mike@khum.com — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Space, the final frontier, but can we afford it?; obesity rates are rising, but not ours; and Andy discovers why crazy and karaoke don't always work together. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Looking for Planet Nibiru

mike@khum.com — Mon, 06 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Andy looks at the Mayan calendar and tries to find planet Nibiru; on "suspicious behavior"; and numbers that look good for someone, but not us. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Putin Goes Negative, and Low-Budget

mike@khum.com — Sun, 05 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On low-budget Russian attack ads; Saudi Arabian logic confounds Andy again; and on America's broadening tolerance for presidential candidates. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Ladder of Success and the Myth of Infinity

mike@khum.com — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On the Ladder of Success and the Myth of Infinity; Science vs. an old stereotype; and Andy thinks you should trademark your child's name. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The DoD and Chump Change

mike@khum.com — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

A billion dollars here, a billion dollars there...on the DoD and chump change; guess what America's most hated company is; and Andy thinks Casper may have a less than friendly cousin. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Moments with Anonymous

mike@khum.com — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Moments with Anonymous, on the age of pseudonyms; Great Britain deals with a "no-brainer"; and on what Stephen Hawking can't figure out. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy a Member of the 1%? Depending on How You Look At It, Almost.

mike@khum.com — Sun, 29 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The Strait of Hormuz, Iran, Oman!; Andy's found a way to almost be a part of the 1%; and one reason it may not be cool to have a building named after you. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Google "Privacy Concerns"

mike@khum.com — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Google already knows you want them to follow you; good news and bad news about the War on Drugs; and Andy warns you that headphones + train may = death. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Walking an Unspecified Distance in Someone Else's Shoes

mike@khum.com — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Andy walks a half mile in someone else's shoes; a victory for that 4th amendment thingy; and Shreveport, La. declares war on pajamas. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Exit Polls, Joe Pa, and Journalism

mike@khum.com — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On Joe Paterno, exit polls, and journalism; who does Bain Capital want as president?; and Andy's found a real sh*thole of a restaurant. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Newt Gets the John King Bump

mike@khum.com — Sun, 22 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Newt can thank John King for South Carolina; maybe sharing isn't always caring; and Andy loves him some juice box. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What Else Can We Learn? Seriously?

mike@khum.com — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

After eleventy-thousand debates, Andy's still not sure which candidate to support; how much would you sell your first-born son for?; and what would you do for a chicken nugget? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Dr. King's Last Dream

mike@khum.com — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On Martin Luther King Jr.'s last dream; Andy talks snakes; and sheep. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Women and Children First? How About Children and Andy First?

mike@khum.com — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Women and children first, but why?; Andy offers fundraising advice; and on Acts of God. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Vultures, Cannibalism, and the Free Market

mike@khum.com — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On vultures and cannibals; an "avoid the ghetto" phone application; and Andy laughs at the King. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Underdogs that Shouldn't Be

mike@khum.com — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Andy talks Independents, the underdogs that shouldn't be; and marijuana defense, smurf style. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Tiring of the Circus

mike@khum.com — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Andy's not tired of the elephants, but of the circus; on an actor who dislikes actors; and an actor who dislikes classes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Why is Iowa So Damn Special and Who is the "Oily Man"?

mike@khum.com — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

After the Iowa Caucus, we ask what the hell is a caucus? and does it serve a purpose?; without tasting their food, Andy finds a New Hampshire restaurant he likes; and rumors of the "Oily Man". The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Thinner Wives Make Happier Husbands

mike@khum.com — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

When video surveillance may be a good thing; a study (NOT ANDY) says thinner wives make happier husbands; and overweight husbands better bring home the bacon. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Kepler Space Telescope and John Lennon

mike@khum.com — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On the Kepler space telescope and John Lennon; retirement in America; and Andy thinks baseballs bats should have warning stickers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Gladiator's Hammer

mike@khum.com — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 22:17:53 -0800 GMT

What GlaxoSmithKline does, does not "reflect who they are today"; one good reason to call off a wedding; and Andy talks Gladiator's Hammer. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

FACT: Chemtrails are Making You Fat

mike@khum.com — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 22:10:15 -0800 GMT

Andy believes secret government chemicals are making us overweight; 2011 was almost the year of the Yeti; and on thinking big in the new year. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Is It Ever Too Late To Get Divorced?

mike@khum.com — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 22:03:56 -0800 GMT

Andy on the cost of marriages; is it ever too late to get divorced?; and on words that should disappear. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

One Reason it Pays to be a NBA Star

mike@khum.com — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Andy and a CEO on the same "page" regarding email etiquette; on a decent criminal; and a not so bright one. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Punk Rock and Theocracy

mike@khum.com — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Punk music vs. Theocracy; you'd better have two working legs to visit Starbucks; and Andy is impressed by the Royal Family. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The S.E.C. Goes After Citigroup with a Wet Noodle

mike@khum.com — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Would you rather pay $285 million than admit a mistake?; on something that should have never ever happened; and Andy has marketing advice for local microbreweries. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Getting "Unconfused"

mike@khum.com — Mon, 26 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

MF Global and bankers help "unconfuse" things for us; and Andy's no longer bummed he didn't get a Lamborghini from Santa. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

"Souls" and "Soles" A Christmas Story

mike@khum.com — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Let us not confuse "soul" with "soles"; a holiday story that even warmed Andy's cold little heart; and who doesn't love ice cream? 40,000 pounds of it. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Common Sense Not So Common within the NFL

mike@khum.com — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

More on common sense and the NFL; guess who discriminates and why it may not bother you; and Andy declares a "War on Rust". The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Common Sense Not So Common at The FAA

mike@khum.com — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The FAA, way behind the common sense curve; apparently the Secret Service checks Facebook; and one option Andy's glad his car didn't come with. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

GOP vs. GOP Voters?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On Ron Paul and why the GOP is upset with Iowa voters; Amazon needs your help undermining local business; and Andy wonders which is worse, Yoga or Harry Potter. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy Supports the Troops More Than You

mike@khum.com — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Andy supports the troops more than you; on truth in advertising; and why Hanukkah Harry and Santa may want to trim the beards back. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Great Successor

mike@khum.com — Tue, 20 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

The "Great Successor" greatly creeps Andy out; some obvious retail advice; and 24% of people dread seeing their family for the holidays. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

With Rights Come Responsibility, Right?

mike@khum.com — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

With rights come responsibility, right?; got a smart kid? keep 'em away from the drugs they want; and Andy's not so sure God's worried about the number 666. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Mitt. So Damn Sneaky

mike@khum.com — Sun, 18 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Oh Mitt, you're so sneaky; a racist woman in Cincinnati discovers she's not funny; and Andy spends less than 81 minutes a day on personal grooming. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Libertarians vs. Libertarianism

mike@khum.com — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Night Show Tonight: Libertarians vs. Libertarianism; unattractive guys think attractive women want them; and Andy remembers how big the solar system is. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Lowe's, Never Stop Catering To Idiots

mike@khum.com — Thu, 15 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Andy questions Lowe's business model; on Virginia's Skeleton Santa and the 1st Amendment; and at least Lexington, KY has a sense of humor. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Cultural Relativism

mike@khum.com — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Andy looks at two stories from the Middle East that test his cultural relativism. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Mitt Romney, the Only Rich Guy Running for President

mike@khum.com — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Is Mitt Romney rich? You bet. Guess who else is; if you're still reading this, Andy talks attention spans; and on parental outsourcing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

At Ease Architectural Critics, At Ease

mike@khum.com — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Architectural firms are still designing rectangular buildings?; Andy finds a genetic explanation for why he does the Night Show; and how much do you think the Royal Wedding cost? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Santa's Beard Goes Corporate

mike@khum.com — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

In an age of collecting friends, why don't we have any real ones?; Santa's new corporate beard; and Andy's advice for your DUI hearing. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Time to Get Uplifting (Briefly)

mike@khum.com — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Something actually uplifting; something not so uplifting; and Andy likes cheese, but not this cheese. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

God Does Roll Dice

mike@khum.com — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

God's hedging his/her bets on the GOP nomination; not only does Santa wear long sleeves in Arizona, but he also loves guns; and Andy has more relationship advice for you. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Judicial Edition

mike@khum.com — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Andy brings you the Judicial Edition! On Gingrich and Judges; on Jurors and Facebook; and totally unrelated, sad facts about Pop Music. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of judicial news.

Herman Cain, Guantanamo and Cowboys

mike@khum.com — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Herman Cain is out; on Guantanamo and pain killers; and a cowboy may have taken Andy too seriously. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

New Boss Same As The Old Boss

mike@khum.com — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

New boss same as the old boss?; how your iPhone may save your life; and Andy brings you a programming note! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Einstein on Paterno

mike@khum.com — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Sometimes people forget it's the 21st century; Albert Einstein on Joe Paterno; and Andy talks panda poo. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Buck Stops There

mike@khum.com — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

What do Sparboe Farms, Congress, HP, and responsibility have in common?; on a thief who understands responsibility; and Andy finds a labrador, a very very smart labrador. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A Bit of a Rollercoaster

mike@khum.com — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Congress again makes Andy mad (7:10p); the loss of Bryan Osper makes him very sad (8:10p); and then he thanks you (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of emotionally unbalanced news.

Spiking the Ball

mike@khum.com — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On football and celebrations; the GOP has a new frontrunner this week; and Andy thinks Mexico City is on to something. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Nation Trends Towards Andy. Be Scared.

mike@khum.com — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On the Ibrahim Prize for Achievement in African Leadership; marketing to 3-year-olds; and the nation trends to something Andy's been doing for a long time now. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

I'd Card My Own Mother

mike@khum.com — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On Black Friday; Andy discovers a new get-rich-quick scheme; and on the "I'd card my own Mother" philosophy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news

Mr. Hubbs, Dr. Pepper and Eric's Bladder

mike@khum.com — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Why you shouldn't put jewelry in food; on the pleasantries of federal prison; on Mr. Hubbs, Dr. Pepper, and Eric's bladder. The Night Show, hopefully your only source of news.

Moments With Eric: On Unicorn Meat!!

mike@khum.com — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Eric talks unicorn meat!; his favorite toy as a kid? The "Bag o' Glass"; and Darth Vader spotted in Ukraine. The Night Show with Eric, hopefully your only source of news.

On Limiting Free Speech, Occupy Wall Street, and The Super Dooper Committee

mike@khum.com — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Irony (noun) - Writing a letter to the editor trying to limit free speech; cellphones in N. Korea? That'll be the day; and Andy scares himself thanks to a European law. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

American Exceptionalism

mike@khum.com — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On American exceptionalism; Andy looks at Congress' approval ratings; and friends don't let friends murder their exes. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Family Politics and the Supercommittee Taking Out the Trash

mike@khum.com — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Family politics and how it relates to the supercommittee; on Black Friday; and when Andy wants marriage advice, yup he turns to Kim K. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

You Say Tomato, Congress Says Vegetable

mike@khum.com — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Training troops, how long does it take?; on creepy advertising; and Andy thought tomatoes were fruits. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Shining City On The Hill

mike@khum.com — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Waterboarding, here we go again; if Andy was a woman he'd stop drinking soda; and get ready for sweet sweet irony. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

More on Message Efficiency

mike@khum.com — Mon, 14 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On Occupy Eureka and picking one's battles; "Naked Marriages" may not mean what you think it means; and Andy finds a motorcycle he doesn't want. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Penn State. Oh Dear.

mike@khum.com — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On Joe Pa and common sense, Andy weighs in; more on Penn State; and on texting and grammar. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Staying on Message

mike@khum.com — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Herman Caine and Occupy Eureka, staying on message?; Andy succumbs to talking about the "Michael Jackson trial"; and one reason to work on penmanship. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Smokin' Joe Frazier

mike@khum.com — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On Joe Frazier, the Thrilla in Manila, and gladiators; what polygamists can do to stop creeping us out; and Andy on "Pillow Talk". The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Common Sense in Politics? What!?

mike@khum.com — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

Common sense in politics brought to you by the "Nuclear Option"; Discovery Channel vs. History Channel, donkeys and elephants weigh in; and Andy has found lollipops that will give you chicken pox. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Demand for Illegal Immigration

mike@khum.com — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0800 GMT

On the demand for illegal immigration; finally, an iPad Andy wants; and on a wedding no no. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Dwarf Tossing

mike@khum.com — Sun, 06 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On the "Move Your Money" movement; job creation in Florida; and why Andy is now scared of Trick or Treaters. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

PSA: Please Don't Bring Guns To Church

mike@khum.com — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

MF Global big wigs bet big and go down hard; Andy thanks Harold Camping; and on Wisconsin, guns, and church. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Let Them Have Halloween

mike@khum.com — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Why we should leave Halloween to the kiddos; on the supercommittee on debt reduction and why Andy hates being right; and when is it appropriate to sag? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life

mike@khum.com — Tue, 01 Nov 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The World population is now 7 billion, discuss; want to live longer? smile more; and Andy has scary news, Kim Kardashian is single again. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news. *Oh. Happy Halloween Kiddos!

Love in the Time of iPhones

mike@khum.com — Mon, 31 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Are big banks taking advantage of you?; love in the time of iPhones; and Andy finds one reason swing sets are generally found at children's playgrounds. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

This Old House of Saud

mike@khum.com — Sun, 30 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On Saudi royal succession; Andy looks up the definition of infallibility; and numbers concerning global wealth. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Elvis Has Left the Building

mike@khum.com — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Herman Cain's smoking ad goes viral; Andy apparently makes less money than dead people; and Elvis has left the building. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

America Impresses Andy

mike@khum.com — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On GPS devices, the female voice, and sad news for fathers; Andy doesn't trust a new Gallup poll; and are credit default swaps a thing of the past? Sadly, no. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Squirrels and Jesus. The Worst Example Ever.

mike@khum.com — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Laziness brings Andy one step closer to mainstream America!; the Pope helps us realize something we should have already known; and Democrats and Republicans agree on something. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Mad Dog and Libyans

mike@khum.com — Sun, 23 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The Mad Dog and Libyans; on Iraq and nation building at home; and Andy looks into the finances of a Utah man and the Tooth Fairy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

So Long and Thanks For All The Support

mike@khum.com — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On regulations, lions, tigers, and bears; Facebook vs. Coitus in America; and while Andy is preparing to ascend to the heavens tonight, he would like to thank you for all the support. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Is it Time Andy Apologizes to Mark Zuckerberg?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On Romney, Obama, and Wall Street Moo-lah; does Facebook actually create jobs?; and Andy is made uncomfortable by a few Philadelphia Flyers fans. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Stevie Wonder, Plato, Sartre, Jesus, Spike Lee and The Good Life

mike@khum.com — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Stevie Wonder has Andy thinking of Plato and The Good Life; the FLDS gets creepy; and on jailers and SAT scores. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Apples and False Idols

mike@khum.com — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On apples and false idols; the "Patriotism God Gap"; and Andy brings you the 6th installment of Unacceptable Gym Behavior. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Economic Growth and the Body Mass Index

mike@khum.com — Mon, 17 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On economic growth and the body mass index; Harold Camping reminds Andy it's time to ask for a raise; and on traffic signs for drunk drivers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

GDP vs. GNH

mike@khum.com — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On a royal Bhutan wedding and GDP vs. GNH; how much would you pay for a lollipop?; and Andy has learned something about sting operations. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Going for the Gold

mike@khum.com — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On gold and fiat currency; forget an anniversary? Andy's got an excuse for you; and on drugs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Junk Mail, "Superheroes", and Technology Crap

mike@khum.com — Wed, 12 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The upside to junk mail; Andy talks superheroes; and on the wonders of technology crap. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Values Voter Summit, Brought To You By the Number 86

mike@khum.com — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On the Values Voter Summit; Scalia and Federal Drug Policy; and Andy talks about the number 86. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Death Penalty and THE FUTURE OF CIVILIZATION!

mike@khum.com — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

New numbers on the Death Penalty; sadly, life imitates art; and Andy looks into the future of civilization. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The American Century

mike@khum.com — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On a truly "American Century"; Andy pretends to be your mother for a little bit; and on Chem Trails, Lee Harvey Oswald, the Pyramids and the Moon Landing! The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Mistakes, Marriage, and Cosmetic Body Armor

mike@khum.com — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy loses one of his favorite excuses; new numbers on marriage; and on a strange type of body armor. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

It's Not Just You That Andy Makes Uncomfortable

mike@khum.com — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Who is it okay for the U.S. to kill?; things get weird with Anderson Cooper and skateboards; and Andy tries to remember something about sticks and stones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What do Redwood Trees and Douglas Ginsburg Have in Common?

mike@khum.com — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Supreme Court politics and pot; why being embarrassed may find you a mate; and Andy thinks gangs are ______. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

If There's An Invisible Hand, There Must Also Be A...

mike@khum.com — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On mistakes and realism; Denmark throws the craziest fairs; and Andy has discovered a strange and uneffective way to seduce women. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Love, Saudi Arabia, Mountain Lions and Jerry Brown

mike@khum.com — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Beware! Andy waxes poetic and motivational; on King Abdullah; and on mountain lions and Jerry Brown. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Irrationality of Rationally Trying to Understand the Irrational

mike@khum.com — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

The RNC chair wants more G.O.P. candidates to ignore; the downside to OnStar tracking you; and Andy again tries to understand the irrational. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news

Death of a Thousand Cuts

mike@khum.com — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Welcome to the 21st century Saudi Arabia; on bad ideas and insanity; and Andy finds out even Gumby's down on his luck. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Toddlers, Tiaras, and Light-Years. OH MY!

mike@khum.com — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On toddlers, tiaras, and censorship; some good and bad news for sci-fi fans; and Andy has more parenting advice. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Protecting Our Children From Information

mike@khum.com — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On protecting children from information; Herman Cain and media's failings; and if you're trying to find a date, Andy's got some bad advice for you. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

17th Century Japanese Firearm History!!

mike@khum.com — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Night Show Tonight: Andy talks 17th century Japanese firearm history; on felonmatch.com, lookout ladies!; and why you shouldn't eat dumpling quickly. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Crying Brought to You by the Number 72 Billion

mike@khum.com — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Who thought the number 72 billion could make Andy weep?; do presidents have to look presidential?; and on a really, really bad health idea. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

It's a Bird, It's a Plane, HOLY SH*T! It's a Dead Climate Satellite!

mike@khum.com — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On binge-drinking and divorce; it's a bird, it's a plane, holy sh*t! it's a satellite; and Andy finds another reason not to outsource. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Apparently "Pornifying" is a Word

mike@khum.com — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On fashion at the Emmys or Rolling Stone Magazine's "pornifying" of female musicians; Andy talks visual pollution of the environment; and on a rich kid. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Netflix Sticks to Their Guns

mike@khum.com — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On Motorcycle clubs; Andy's impressed by Netflix sticking to their guns; and on corn sugar (a.k.a. corn syrup). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Grossly Usual Suspects

mike@khum.com — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy tries to makes sense of an irrational world; on the usual suspects; and bad news for the Australian navy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Talking Snakes in Missouri!

mike@khum.com — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On talking snakes in Missouri; Andy discovers one thing Madge and Babs have in common; and if you want nice skin, grab a snail. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

DNR and Husbandly Duties

mike@khum.com — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Can we learn something from Iceland? Should we?; Andy finds an interesting lawsuit regarding DNR orders; and one on "husbandly duties". The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Re: Blog Commenting or: Are We Doomed as a Species?

mike@khum.com — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

If you go to court, Andy encourages you to wear your nicest sports jersey; on great whites and blog comments; and a clever way to avoid medical bills. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Racism in the Victorian Village

mike@khum.com — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On rotten apples and Ferndale Football; adenine, guanine and E.T.; and Andy's not sure Brad Pitt's a hero. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Who Were Those Other 6 Folks on Stage with Romney and Perry?

mike@khum.com — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On Romney, Perry and those other folks; Andy's found a way to speed up a jury trial; and on poor flight etiquette. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy Shouldn't Talk About This

mike@khum.com — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On faith in the American voter; do people laugh at you because you still read newspapers?; and on skim milk. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

It Doesn't Always Pay Off to be a Responsible Spender

mike@khum.com — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Do we get punished for being responsible spenders?; Andy finds out that coffee has been lying to him; and he doesn't have kids, but if he did, he wants this one. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Happy Labor Day

mike@khum.com — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

By way of Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn, Andy wishes you a happy and relaxing Labor Day. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of literary reflection.

Are You Biting the Hand that Feeds You?

mike@khum.com — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy tries to justify his isolationism; he focuses on the wrong details in a robbery story; and are you benefiting from a government social program? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Opium and Abercrombie & Fitch

mike@khum.com — Sun, 04 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On opium and math skills; why you don't throw rocks at cars; and Andy tries to fleece money out of Abercrombie & Fitch. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Tax Loopholes and Patriotism

mike@khum.com — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On tax loopholes and patriotism; Andy's found out why you don't mess with Italian friars; and when the mailbox really begins to stink.... The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Money & Politics, Unemployment & Facial Hair, Jobs and Speedos

mike@khum.com — Wed, 31 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On money and politics; unemployment and facial hair; and Andy talks speedos and jobs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

A Rare Apology

mike@khum.com — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

An apology related to "bath salts"; on a man named Larry that Andy's unfortunately not related to; and on Rest Stop hijinx!. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On the Art of Writing Letters to the Editor

mike@khum.com — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

If you're writing a letter to the editor, try and tone down the crazy; Indonesia gets desperate in attempts to be intolerant; and Andy wonders if shooting guns from your bed is a good idea. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy Hates GQ

mike@khum.com — Sun, 28 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Oh GQ Magazine, how I hate thee; Andy has a request for God; and when the police ask you to come pick up your cocaine, pretend it's not yours. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Guess Who Has a Crush on Condi Rice?

mike@khum.com — Sat, 27 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Facebook attempt to gets a little less creepy; guess who has a crush on Condoleeza Rice?; and Andy brings you breaking news in the meat-flavored potato chip world. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Is the U.S. Becoming a Nation of Renters?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Are we becoming a nation of renters? And is that a bad thing?; on a fortune-telling scandal; and Andy is glad someone actually got fined for littering. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What Happens to Bear Hunting Season When There Aren't Any Bears Left?

mike@khum.com — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy tries not to tear up (again) while speaking of the beauty of nature and the cosmos; can we learn anything from the spanking the Swedes gave Saab?; and on why it may difficult to hunt bears when there are none left. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Good, The Bad, and The Rise of the Planet of the Apes

mike@khum.com — Tue, 23 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Who's going to church nowadays? Maybe not who you think; Andy compares "The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly" to "Rise of the Planet of the Apes"; and why breastfeeding dolls weird him out. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Political Gaffes Andy Will Not Cast the First Stone

mike@khum.com — Mon, 22 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On political gaffes and why they're not that important; Andy wonders if political affiliation corresponds to panhandling; and on meth and tombstones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Nice Guys Finish Second to Last

mike@khum.com — Sun, 21 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Nice guys finish second to last according to a new study; on diabetes, porn and the death penalty!; and Andy discovers there's a patron saint of genital disease. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

How Much Would You Pay For Freedom?

mike@khum.com — Sat, 20 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Music, the soundtrack to our lives. Discuss; T.V. can shorten your life expectancy; and Andy wonders how much you'd pay for Freedom. Or America. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Super Committee + Special Interests = Andy Sad

mike@khum.com — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

New Congressional Super Committee + Special Interests = Andy Sad; on Cross City, FL; and how to throw police dogs off your scent. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Do Americans Deserve Good Jobs?

mike@khum.com — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Do Americans deserve good jobs? Part I; Part II; and when the "outsourcer" becomes the "outsourcee". The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Honor, Lebanon, and a Criminal Looking for a Heart

mike@khum.com — Tue, 16 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

California may not be an "honor state" but that may be a good thing; Andy and Lebanon disagree on the definition of "high-security"; and on a criminal in search of a heart. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy Drinks Because He's Well-Educated

mike@khum.com — Sun, 14 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Do you know the credit rating of your kid's school district?; on the correlation of education and classy alcohol; and Andy's found something on a plane that would bother him more than a crying child. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Who Wants to Talk Stocks?

mike@khum.com — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On the stock market and games of chance; for the first time, Andy's disappointed in Kern County reporting; and why "jailbreak" usually refers to breaking "out" of jail. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Can't God Find a Less Creepy Mouthpiece?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On Warren Jeffs: Can't God find a less creepy mouthpiece?; Andy explains why you shouldn't drive on a suspended license; and on another dumb criminal. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Jerry Brown Tells the Electoral College to Stick It

mike@khum.com — Wed, 10 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

It's history time! On California and the Electoral College!; cartoons and the NSA; and Andy realizes that money can't buy you love, but it sure can buy you Prozac. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Logic According to Andy

mike@khum.com — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Logic according to Andy - If Icelandic music festivals + Crowdsourcing + Gandhi, than the U.S. is too large; what can you learn about someone on Facebook?; and how the economy affects the Tooth Fairy. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Heterosexual Pride Day and on Harvard and McDonalds

mike@khum.com — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On a pretty bland parade in Sao Paulo that Andy wouldn't want to attend; how do Americans feel about smoking in public?; and one thing that Harvard and McDonalds have in common. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Clark Kent, Batman, and Happy vs. Proud

mike@khum.com — Sun, 07 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Night Show Tonight: On Defense Department budget cuts and Afghanistan's GNP; Andy ponders the difference between being "happy" and "proud"; and should women serve in combat units? The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Small Business vs. Big Business

mike@khum.com — Sat, 06 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Small Business vs. Big Business: Where are the jobs and the money?; Andy encourages women to be pickier; and on fat cats, literally. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

How Would You Rate God's Performance?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On cigarette packaging and IQ levels; how would you rate God's performance lately?; and Andy has more advice for criminals. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Here's to Norway

mike@khum.com — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On Norwegians, Love, Tolerance, and Unity; a poll about politicians and health care; and Andy has one reason why playing with guns in bed is a bad idea. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

JP Morgan Chase Reminds You Why You're Poor

mike@khum.com — Tue, 02 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On JP Morgan Chase reminding us why we're poor; Andy is impressed by an Iranian woman's actions; and an Irish golfer's words. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy Looks at Clouds and Tries to Pronounce Cumulonimbus

mike@khum.com — Mon, 01 Aug 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On Cuba and white-collar crime; Andy looks at clouds and Luke Howard's life; and on a good Samaritan. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Polygamy, God's Wrath, Crying, and Cool Yachts

mike@khum.com — Sun, 31 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On polygamy, heaven, and threatening juries; the science of crying; and if Andy had a yacht, it would be built of dinosaur bones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Fools, Felons, Apple, and Sex Dolls

mike@khum.com — Sat, 30 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On fools who love felons; Andy on Apple and his disdain for technology-marketing hype; and robbery and...um, sex dolls. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The 5th Installment of Unacceptable Gym Behavior

mike@khum.com — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On the Zadroga Act and how it makes Andy sad; the 5th installment of Unacceptable Gym Behavior; and why it doesn't always pay to be a considerate person. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy's Upset with the Airlines, and He Can't Figure Out Why Dogs Love the Smell of Dead Seal

mike@khum.com — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

One more reason to be upset with airlines; Andy wonders why dogs enjoy rubbing up on dead animals; and a new (and bad) study is out about women and sexting. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

In Praise of Love, Plato, and Drinking Parties

mike@khum.com — Tue, 26 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy speaks in praise of Love, Plato and drinking parties; 7 reasons to cancel your credit card; and on the "I thought it was my garage" defense. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

If Andy Were a British Woman, He'd Be Considered Old

mike@khum.com — Mon, 25 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Night Show Tonight: Video-taped executions, good idea or bad?; Andy doesn't give a hoot about Kate's wedding dress; and on the free market and getting old. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Remember Kids, You Can Change Who You Are Depending On The Situation!

mike@khum.com — Sun, 24 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Night Show Tonight: News of the World, Rupert Murdoch, and Hair!; on Andy's first ride in a Prius; and Lady Gaga vs. Adele. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eric Takes a Dump on the Queen's English, Correlations between the Berlin Wall and Fat German People, and on the Ghetto Loch Ness Monster

mike@khum.com — Sat, 23 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Bi-Weekly vs. Fortnightly and Eric takes a dump on the Queen's English; the fall of the Berlin Wall and naked overweight Germans; and the ghetto version of the Loch Ness Monster upsets Eric. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Baseball Catchers Aren't Good Role Models and Magnum P.I. was Desperate

mike@khum.com — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Night Show Tonight: Why baseball catchers aren't good role models; a wannabe terrorist gets all whiny; and a study explains why Andy's mustache "covaries" with a good marriage market for women. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy's Back and Glad He Doesn't Live in Los Alamos, CA

mike@khum.com — Wed, 20 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy reflects on California; South California; and why gang signs are stupid. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eric Talks TVs for All, Losing an Arm in The Hobart, and His Preference for Saggy Pajama Pants

mike@khum.com — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 22:41:07 -0700 GMT

Eric fills in for Andy and discusses flat screen TVs for everyone; Herman Caine and losing an arm in a machine known as "The Hobart"; and his fashion preference for saggy pajama pants. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When the Chinese Military General Subscribes to the Podcast, You Should Worry

mike@khum.com — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

When the Chinese Military General agrees with Andy you know that's not good; more on Betty Ford; and on Casey Anthony's disguises. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Icebergs and the Debt Ceiling

mike@khum.com — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On icebergs and the debt ceiling; at what point does self-defense turn into a celebration?; and Andy's found a new use for his cell phone. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Afghanistan, British Royalty, Casey Anthony, and a Cartoon

mike@khum.com — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Afghanistan, British Royalty, Casey Anthony and a wonderful cartoon; on banning children from restaurants; and Andy has advice for bank robbers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

When Tea and Latte Parties Unite

mike@khum.com — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

When Tea and Latte Parties unite; Andy looks at a new big fat report; and on Ford vs. Chevrolet, and ice cream and cake. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Special Historical Figures Edition

mike@khum.com — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Special Historical Figures Edition - Andy looks at the Dalai Lama; Betty Ford; and Pope Pius XII. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of historical insight from a rock DJ.

Y Cant Prez Fix Economy N 140 Char Or Less?

mike@khum.com — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On News of the World (not the Queen album); a PTA Ponzi scheme; and Andy wonders y Pres O. cant fix economy n 140 char. or less. The Night Show, hopefully not ur only source o' newz.

Andy Talks, the Nation Listens*

mike@khum.com — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy talks, the nation listens*; on the Halperin-Wallace apologies; and who looks to "Real Housewives" for relationship advice?. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news. *Not Intended to be a Factual Statement

Want Love Advice in Tandem with Russian Geocentrism and Civil War Talk? You Got It

mike@khum.com — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Is your boyfriend thick as a brick? If so, Andy has advice for you; on Russians, geocentrism, and the Civil War; and the Worst Principal of the Year. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy's Glad We Declared Our Independence from China Back In 1976

mike@khum.com — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy looks at a new Marist Poll regarding what we Americans know about Independence Day; India and genitoplasty; and on helmet laws and irony. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On the Creepiest Swimming Pool in America, Marco Polo and Fish Out of Water

mike@khum.com — Mon, 04 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy's sad to finally throw away all those old airline boarding passes he's been hoarding; he's found the creepiest swimming pool in the U.S.; and the dumbest rendition of the "Marco Polo" game. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy's Advice to Criminals

mike@khum.com — Sun, 03 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On Tyson vs. Nielsen; Dominique Strauss-Kahn; and Andy advises criminals to get extremely unique tattoos on their face. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Things Get Weird in Venezuela, and Andy Kills Mosquitos

mike@khum.com — Sat, 02 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Personality Cults and Denial, things get weird in Venezuela; Semper Free? on grand larceny and the Marines; and Andy reflects on over sharing and bumper stickers. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Profanity Bell and the Butterfly

mike@khum.com — Thu, 30 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Feathering one's nest with political hypocrisy; why the "diet" in diet sodas may not mean what you think it means; and Andy wonders if you can be sensitive and still enjoy satire. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Doobie, Or Not Doobie? That is the Question. The Answer: Shakespeare Was a Pothead

mike@khum.com — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

A New York state of mind may have its drawbacks; Doobie, or not Doobie? That is the question. Was the Bard a pothead?; and surprise! new technological advances convince Andy we're doomed as a species. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On the Philosophy of Art and Getting Rich Quick

mike@khum.com — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy tries to talk about the philosophy of art; why your traveling evangelist may not be the "go to guy" for oil and gas investments; and another "Dumb Criminal" segment. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy Returns to Find the Police Chief Gone and Food in His Shampoo

mike@khum.com — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy's back and wonders what happened to the Eureka Police Chief; "limited kinetic operation" talk; and what's up with all the food in shampoo? The Night Show, still hopefully not your only source of news.

Eric Wonders What Justin Bieber Smells Like

mike@khum.com — Sun, 26 Jun 2011 19:35:46 -0700 GMT

Eric talks Meta World Peace; his newest favorite sport "Chess Boxing"; and he wonders what Justin Bieber smells like. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eric Fills in for Andy and Talks of His Love of Speedos

mike@khum.com — Sun, 26 Jun 2011 19:18:44 -0700 GMT

Eric fills in for Andy and discusses Lindsey Lohan; some leftover emotional baggage regarding Frontier Village; and his desire to wear speedos in the presence of inmates. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Bad Ideas? Andy's Got Plenty Of 'Em

mike@khum.com — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Why robbing a clown may be a bad idea; why letting a stranger perform an enema on you may be a bad idea; and why matching your jail sentence to Larry Bird's jersey may be a bad idea. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news. [Programming Note: The Night Show will return June 26th while Andy hopes his voice returns as does the connection between his brain and mouth]

THIS JUST IN: Al Qaida Promotes Another Hateful Jerk To #1 Position

mike@khum.com — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

THIS JUST IN: Al Qaida promotes another hateful jerk to #1 position; on billionaires and bridges; and Andy asks that you please not sell your grandchildren. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Love Advice for the Ladies, "Sexting", and Andy Nerds Out

mike@khum.com — Sat, 18 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Unqualified relationship and love advice for the ladies; if you need to "sext" that special someone, don't do it at work; and Andy is excited about black holes, warped space-time, and stellar shredding. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

TV = Diabetes = Death?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 16 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Congress may actually be trying to do their job!; TV=Diabetes=Death according to a new study; and Andy is fascinated with Chinese Virgin Tea. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Batman and Afghanistan

mike@khum.com — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy talks Batman and Afghanistan; think it sucks being a renter? Don't worry, it does!; and one more reason to dislike plastic bags. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news

What's Wrong With This Crazy Mixed Up World We Live In?

mike@khum.com — Tue, 14 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Why the kids have it backwards about credit card debt; divorce parties are the new rage; and Andy wonders what is wrong with this crazy mixed up world. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

God, Micro Management, and the ACLU

mike@khum.com — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On social media etiquette; Andy wonders about God, micro management, and the ACLU; and again about people who try too hard to go to jail. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Love of Humboldt, Merck Pharmaceutical, and Do Felons Miss Jail?

mike@khum.com — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

One more reason to be proud of living in Humboldt; on Merck Pharmaceutical and the FDA; and Andy wonders if some local felons miss being in jail. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Foreign Policy! 75 Sex Moves Men Crave! and Marijuana!

mike@khum.com — Sat, 11 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On foreign policy and buyer's remorse; Andy's been reading Cosmopolitan's "75 Sex Moves Men Crave"; and in Washington State a spoonful of "You're Fired!" helps the medicine go down. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Economics Time! Can Enough Ever Be Just That?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Economic Ponderings: Can "enough" ever really be just that?; more on Dr. Day; and please forgive Andy for freaking out about Facebook, again. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Politicians and Fact Facts

mike@khum.com — Wed, 08 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Why do politicians have such a difficult time admitting when they're wrong?, and sometimes Andy believes that historical facts should remain as such and not be changed, not even on Wikipedia. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

It's Business Time

mike@khum.com — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Why "business time" on a business trip might not mean what you think it means; Andy brings you the 5th installment of Unacceptable Gym Behavior; and if you're demanding a "sack full of cash" while robbing a bank, bring a sack. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy Now Tries To Prove He's Not Soft On Crime

mike@khum.com — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Some interesting developments in local politics and the 2012 election; to prove he's not soft on crime, Andy talks about crackin' down on Raymond Clark III; and why it's dangerous being a motorcycle police officer in Southern California. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy's Proud of a Local Criminal

mike@khum.com — Sun, 05 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

War Powers Resolution Talk, is Congress showing some spine?; hey Thailand, What Would Buddha Do? He'd relax and not worry so much; and Andy's uncomfortable with this, but he's kind of proud of a local criminal. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Cupcakes, Ellen DeGeneres, Poodles, and Terrorism

mike@khum.com — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Shocking that Facebook, Twitter, and Google think internet privacy is silly; on cupcakes, Ellen DeGeneres, and terrorists; and Andy's glad to learn that there's a high ranking poodle in the Thai military. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What Can Stop The Pony Express? That's Right. Herpes.

mike@khum.com — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

What can stop The Pony Express? That's right. Herpes; on Alameda's water rescue policy or lack thereof; and Andy laughs at a secret agent story that isn't funny, it's rather sad to be honest. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Damn It Egypt. Why You Gotta Be So Weird?

mike@khum.com — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

On Egypt, Virginity Checks, and why we should all be glad to live here; why Dorothy and Toto may be glad to be out of Kansas; and Andy has found inspiration for his first tattoo. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Why Doesn't God Scratch Our Itches? Andy Wonders Aloud

mike@khum.com — Tue, 31 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy ponders faith healing and why God doesn't scratch our itches, and while little Billy is trying to chloroform himself his teacher is making explosives in the classroom. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Chaplains, Straw Men, DADT and Dentists

mike@khum.com — Mon, 30 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy looks into fears some chaplains have that they may be losing their cherished right to tell soldiers they're living immoral lives; in Italy it may be a crime to not predict earthquakes; and your dentist may not be happy to see you either. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Google in the Crosshairs, and Andy Freaks Out About Technology

mike@khum.com — Sun, 29 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Ever wish your phone could double as a credit card? No? Not ever? Well Google's going to do it anyway; more on smart phones and archery; and Andy looks into what Liberals and Conservatives like to eat. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Eric, the Mullet Bandit, Fills in for Andy Tonight

mike@khum.com — Sat, 28 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Eric brings you the latest in Justin Bieber tattoo news; he blends the "Dumb Criminal" and "Clueless Sex Offender" segments; and he admits to once rockin' the mullet, but he's no bandit! The Night Show, for tonight, hopefully your only source of news.

How Much Would You Sell Your Virginity For? You Wouldn't Because You're Not A Criminal? Good Answer.

mike@khum.com — Thu, 26 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

How much would you have sold your virginity for? What's that? You wouldn't because you're not a criminal? Good answer; Andy finds out that "butt dialing" can not only be embarrassing, but it can land you in jail; and if you're on the National Sex Offender Registry, don't ask a judge to remove your name from it because "it's embarrassing". The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

On Harold Camping, Saudi Arabia, and Indonesian Parliamentary Porn

mike@khum.com — Wed, 25 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

More on Harold Camping; Andy tries to sensitively remind Saudi Arabia that it's 2011; and why looking at porn in the Indonesian Parliament may not be a good idea. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Fourth Insallment of Unacceptable Gym Behavior

mike@khum.com — Tue, 24 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy deflates the Obama-Netanyahu drama, and the long-awaited fourth installment of Unacceptable Gym Behavior. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Announcement: Andy Will Have Something To Announce

mike@khum.com — Mon, 23 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Why do people announce in advance that they've got an announcement to make?; there's a Dutch Priest Pedophile Club? Are you kidding me?; and good news! Unemployment numbers are kind of coming down. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Damn It. I'm Still Here.

mike@khum.com — Sun, 22 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy's reaction to the Rapture, "Damn It. I'm Still Here"; the Rapture putting Animal Control in a strange situation; and how house parties and the homeless in Hawaii are related. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of post-Rapture news.

Quite Possibly, The Final Moments

mike@khum.com — Sat, 21 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

You know it, more riffin' on the Rapture; a new Gallup poll shows a U.S. majority supports marriage equality; and what do the tabloids, Botox, and $10,000 have in common? The Final Night Show? Regardless, still hopefully not your only source of news.

Talkin' Rapture, Amtrak, and Numbers That Make Andy Angry

mike@khum.com — Thu, 19 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy talks Rapture!; he gives massive respect to Amtrak; and do the numbers 93 and 175 make you angry? they should. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Unconstitutional Dress Codes, Porn, and Unicorns.

mike@khum.com — Wed, 18 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Is the Arcata High School dress code unconstitutional?; did Bin Laden really have a secret stash of porn?; and Andy was excited to learn about a freaking unicorn discovered in Laos, but is bummed to find out that nobody in Laos knows what a unicorn is. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Adult Films and Spontaneous Combustion

mike@khum.com — Tue, 17 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Breaking News: Rome has not been shaved off the face of the Earth, and Andy's favorite totally random story of the day. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Rooting Against The Invisible Hand?

mike@khum.com — Mon, 16 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Can the "Invisible Hand" handle the gas pump?; just because you can erase history doesn't make it a good idea; and Andy learns that "Dr. No" is running for for President again. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

How Young Is Too Young To Use Botox?

mike@khum.com — Sun, 15 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

How about some War Powers Resolution talk?; Andy's found a good reason for prostitutes to get an iPhone; and how young is too young to use Botox?. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy Goes the "Anogenital Distance" and They Found What in Bin Laden's Hideout!?

mike@khum.com — Sat, 14 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

They found what at Bin Laden's place?!; Andy goes the "anogenital distance"; and the bummer about being incarcerated is that you have to wait until you get out to commit further crimes (9:10p). The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Assassination, Littering, and Iris Scans O My!

mike@khum.com — Thu, 12 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

An ex local doctor thinks she'll be assassinated if she returns to town; Andy wonders why smokers don't throw their empty packs out the car window; and if you're tired of typing in your Facebook password, just scan your iris. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The World Isn't Ending, and the Ends Do Justify The Means (This Time)

mike@khum.com — Wed, 11 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

When is violating national sovereignty okie dokie?; Andy gives out the first ever "Biggest Jerk in Buffalo" Award; and he's relieved that people who know what they're talking about say the world isn't ending. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy Doesn't Think Rome Will Be "Shaved Off the Face of the Earth" This Wednesday

mike@khum.com — Tue, 10 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Call him crazy, but Andy does not think that Rome will be "shaved off the face of the earth" this Wednesday, and if you think pinning someone down and tattooing them is a good idea (it isn't) make sure you can spell. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Andy's Gift to His Mother: The Gift of History, the History of Mother's Day That Is

mike@khum.com — Mon, 09 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

As a gift to his mother, Andy looks into the interesting history of Mother's Day; he finds a modern twist on an old school boy's trick; and it's never too late to grow up, but when is it too early?. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Tradition: A Means to An End? or An End In Itself? Discuss.

mike@khum.com — Sun, 08 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Tradition, people sing about it but is it always a good thing?; expansive 3G coverage climbs to shameless new heights; and Andy learns that folks in Illinois have a strange definition of a "chick magnet". The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Heckuva a Job Jobs

mike@khum.com — Sat, 07 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy talks Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder and Iran; a CNN poll shows Americans are quicker to judge than is the Vatican; and heckuva job Apple for fixing up those stalker iPhones. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

What Does Spring Smell Like? What Shouldn't It Smell Like?

mike@khum.com — Thu, 05 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Andy wonders why so many people are upset when the U.S. acts respectfully and righteously; if you don't want to get arrested, don't chase someone down and hit them with your car; what do you think spring smells like in Dongyang China? It involves eggs and something disgusting. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

Should Post-Mortem Photos of Bin Laden Be Published?

mike@khum.com — Wed, 04 May 2011 00:00:00 -0700 GMT

Should a post-mortem photo of Bin Laden be publicly released?; get ready for the third installment of Unacceptable Gym Behavior; and Andy again laments the lack of civility and maturity in much of blog commenting. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

To Rejoice in Bin Laden's Death, Or Not

mike@khum.com — Tue, 03 May 2011 13:25:05 -0700 GMT

Andy talks about Osama bin Laden and a verse of Proverbs, and allegations a Tennessee County is promoting religion. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Pope is Definitely in Heaven

mike@khum.com — Mon, 02 May 2011 13:58:47 -0700 GMT

Andy wonders if Pope John Paul II is "definitely" in heaven; he thinks the Department of Managed Health Care doth protest too little; and Texans like it big, but they're not big fans of aggressive pat downs. The Night Show, hopefully not your only source of news.

The Tragic Sensitivity of 16-Year-Olds

mike@khum.com — Mon, 02 May 2011 13:58:47 -0700 GMT

"Sunshine will keep coming out; life will go on." Plus: Unacceptable gym behavior, part 2.