JoJo's Life

Level 19 Final

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 20:30:58 PST

OMG their final round dance is so cool!

Level 19 - Change + I'm The Best

I remembered I saw Keryn before dance for the same song in one of her China Vlog.

I surprise that they not win themselves into top 3.

Someone got something to say about this.

Anywhere, I'm going back to Kuching tomorrow.

Last but not least, I want to dedicate my all time favourite CNY song for my readers.

Happy holiday and Happy Chinese New Year!

-closedown-

Princess Hug

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 20:03:03 PST

This is one of the funniest joke I have ever read!

Guys. Must. Read.

I will try to translate this article to English, in the meanwhile, please bear with my poor English.

Original Chinese Article from Re: [認真] 畜生不如

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唉我也來說一下我的往事好了

Aihhh, I'm going to tell my real life story.

故事很短沒有啥西施我也不擅長說故事

It's a short story, not a big deal, I'm not a good storyteller though.

不喜歡的可以先←離開了

If you are a hater, please leave now.

事情發生在ICQ的那個年代 (現在想起來好懷念ICQ喔 Q_Q)

Story happened long long time ago - in ICQ era (I miss ICQ Q_Q)

ICQ有一個功能就可以去找地區/姓別/年齡去加好友
(現在好像只剩下 skype有這功能不過都被腰斬很多掉了)

ICQ had a feature which is you can search friends by using details such as Area/Sex/Age

(Now all those functions had been removed in messenger except for Skype)

因為那些功能那時候認識不少國高中正妹(我剛升高一)

Because of that cool features, I met a lot of secondary school MMs

結果有次也是假借聊天的名義去一個國3的女生家客廳裡聊天

One day, I used the reason of chatting and went to a Form3 girl's house.

聊著聊著就聊到了A片去了 (好像每個當畜生的起手式都是聊去A片的話題吼)

After some chit chat, our topic became hot and sexy porn stuff (I think most of the bastards used porn topic as ice breaking tool)

後來又聊著聊著全身都脫光光了 (麻糬D奶)

We continue to chit chat and in the end we are both naked (She's a D cup!)

那時候心想今天終於可以破處了緊張得要死

At that time, I thought that this is the day! I'm going to lose my virginity. I'm so fricking nervous.

後來因為客廳地板真的冷冰冰的我就跟他說去他房間繼續 (當時只進展到C)

Because of the living room's floor was so cold, I told her that let's go into the room to proceed our action.

我就很紳士用公主抱的方式把她抱進房間

Being a gentleman, I lifted her up and gave her a princess hug.

不抱還好一抱起才才發現這女的........不下呂布......

Once I hugged her, I realized I did something that I truly regret.

踏馬的好重喔

She's mother f***ing super HEAVY!

可是我又愛面子硬是要抱她進房間

But I have to take care of my dignity, I die die also want to carry her into her room.

結局應該有很多人想到了

I think many of you can imagined the consequence.

那時候我的注意力只有要撐住不要讓她摔下去

By that time, I focused all of my energy on my hands to carry her, so that I will not drop her down.

淑不知用公主抱的方式根本沒有辦法進房間的門

But I didn't realize we can't pass the door with our princess hug style.

結果橫著竹竿進門的故事大家都聽過吧

I believe that you can imagine a scene that I was holding a bamboo stick to enter a door.

嗯沒錯我一不小心就狠狠的把她的頭跟腳往她家的牆壁撞下去

Yes, correct, I accidentally, brutally, furiously, viciously fricking knocked her head and legs on the door frame.

然後不撞還好一撞下去我的腿就軟了

Well, nothing worst can happen, right? You're wrong. This is not the ending. The seconds right after the vicious bump, my legs suddenly lost its energy.

然後她就活生生的滾下去了

Then, she was rolling, you hatin', and she fell down.

我為了接住她就採跪姿的方式去抱她

To prevent her from felling directly to ground, I.MUST.CATCH.HER.
Thus, I kneel down and tried to catch her again.

結果.......

In the end......

她被我腰折了
(Ultimate waist breaker!)

當天我馬上被趕出去

After that, I was immediately evicted out from her house.

我不只連畜生都當不成

I'm not only a bastard who didn't lose my virginity

還畜生不如 Q_Q

I'm a 100% failure for being a bastard

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No wonder when I gave JenJen a princess hug, she shouted like there's no tomorrow.

LOL.

I like jokes. I'm happy. I like to make my readers happy too.

-closedown-

Wiwi the Hammie

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 18:32:11 PST

I adopted Wiwi from pet store after few months Kiwi passed away.

This hammie may look cute but he's actually one of the SOB hamsters who likes to bite.

I used to be skinny, but I eat a lot to be chubby.

Well, he's cute, so he got the rights to bite. It's like a superb pretty girl who has the right for being a bitch.

I'm cute, so what?

Wiwi never stays still except for food. See how he paused few seconds when I massaged him. Cute, right?

After few months of taking care of him, he stopped bite me. He let me played with him.

I wanna go out i wanna go out!

But he bite anyone else who attempt to grab him. So I figure that no one may want to play with him after I transferred to KK. Since I can't bring him over here, I left him with my family in Kuching.

Poor wiwi.

Before that, I cleaned his cage twice a week. He liked to pee on his bathing sand and that made me very convenient to clean up his pee pee (the most smelliest of his waste is pee).

Wiwi's home.

Le me pee and bath in here.

When the weather was so hot, I made him an aircond system.

Freeze water bottle behind his cage.

Kimochi~

Most of the day time, his activity was sleeping.

Furry bally hammie in tiger home.

Hamsters likes to squeeze themselves in narrow space. It gives them secure feel.

Sometimes, sleep in the tiger home is too mainstream for him, he sleep in his slide.

And slowly slided down to the bottom, he went up to the top of the slide and lay down, slowly slided down again, and climbed up again.

No joking. He did this. I think he's bored.

Well, I am going back home in this week but he didn't make it for me, he passed away few days ago.

It's sad. I want to play with him, I think he must be missing me so much.

Anyhow, Wiwi who was cute and chubby, you rock! RIP.

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Level 19

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Sun, 15 Jan 2012 18:49:52 PST

Keryn's group was successfully proceed to final round of K-pop competition.

Initially I thought FINAL round shall have maximum of only 3 teams to compete, but 8 out of 11 went into final, that's quite a lot of groups in a final round, LOL.

Check out their dance video below.

Question: Who choose the thumbnail for this video? It's a highlight of this dance!

Bev has really small face.

From Keryn and Bev's expression, I don't know what they were trying to sell. I can't differentiate dulan, angry, exhausted or sexy from their expression.

However, I smell confidence from that guy's expression. Girls love that.

Overall, I like this sexy dance :3

And that guy, keep your hand out of Keryn's butt!

Just kidding, he's a great dancer.I believe Keryn sacrifice a bit to win this competition. Thumbs up.

For their final round, they said they haven't decide which dance routine to practice.

No worry my friends. I have a suggestion.

I think the left girl got UHHMMM!

动感十足! Wa sibei suka.

Perform that dance in your final and I assure Level 19 will gain uber fame in Kuching.

I also guaran-damn-tee Korea judges will love this.

P/S: Btw, I do think that "Flamo" name is cooler than "Level 19".

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You Papa Massager

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 23:44:34 PST

I have a question.

Which part of our body suppose to be massage by this massager?

Front or back?

If the answer is front, why we need to massage our chest / breast?

And why Olivia Ong need to massage her breast?

-closedown-

Dentist

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 22:51:22 PST

In a taiwan forum, someone asked for recommendation of dentist and a dude introduced him this dentist.

Out of the blue, my teeth suddenly hurt so badly, i feel like visit a dentist too.

Seriously, I need to visit this dentist.

Too bad she's from taiwan T.T

By the way, some comments from the link that makes me LOL.

gtoamdk7:我剛用鐵鎚敲掉我的門牙快跟我說哪一家

mikebbb:我牙齒剛剛被螢幕撞碎了有救嗎?

joey7339:起床再推一次!!這牙醫太甜了!!甜到讓我整個大蛀牙!!!!!!!

ricky65614:搞定!!我自己會怕~所以把同事的牙給拔了..可以問在那嗎

ricky65614:為表誠意~我把同事整排牙都打掉了..再不看連飯都沒法吃

美女，谁不爱看？

Who don't like to enjoy seeing pretty girl?

-closedown-

RHB - Best bank ever

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 00:13:41 PST

Somewhere in KK, I saw a special RHB ATM machine.

I was like...

Thus , I walked nearer and had a closer look.

And I raised my head again and looked at the signboard - RHB Self Banking.

Without any hesitation, I went in and deposited all of my cash to that RHB ATM.

P/S: RHB bank is one of my blacklist bank because of their customer service.

-closedown-

Jonathan John Chin the scumbag

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 00:13:07 PST

Apologize accepted.

This scumbag wants to be famous?

I make sure he got one.

On 7.30pm he posted and claimed that she was dead this afternoon.

I can't believe a grown up can write something like that.

I want him to leave my town.

-closedown-

Macross Frontier Anime

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 19:39:55 PST

Just finish watch "Macross Frontier / 超时空要塞 - Frontier", an 2007 anime. Even though it's not new but I love this anime very very much.

Graphic is colourful and pretty.

Story line only so-so for me. Just triangle love story btw 2 girls and 1 guy.

One is cute, young, innocent, naive little girl - Ranka Lee,

The other one is mature, independence, strong star singer- Sheryl Nome,

Both girls fight for a blue hair girl-look-alike cool guy who they called "Princess Alto Saotome".

Well, that story do sounds nonsense but the focal point in this anime is their songs by May'n and Megumi Nakajima.

Their songs are damn poweful and also inserted in this anime perfectly. The song's timing is too perfect that it gives me multiple chills.

May'n as Sheryl Nome.

Megumi Nakajima as Ranka Lee.

Here are the live version of my favourite songs.

Macross Frontier - Triangular (live) - Sheryl Nome & Ranka Lee ver.

May'n - Diamond Crevasse Live!

May'n & Megumi-Nakajima - LION - (live.20100110) HD

This anime is available on PPS. Search it with "超时空要塞" as keyword.

Cheers.

-closedown-

Say Hello to 2012

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Fri, 30 Dec 2011 19:01:55 PST

Had a Christmas Eve dinner with JenJen at Party Play, KK.

Designed two pictures to participate their competition but fail to go into Top 3.

Too bad I failed my creativity but I'm still gonna share my products with u all. ^_^

And I created a MeMe version (hope Haruko Bev don't dislike my meme, lol)

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Say Good bye to 2011, it's time to take a good look of your accomplishment, also learn from the past;

and Say Hello to 2012, look in front of you and energize yourself for another great tomorrow.

I like how Janice review her 2011.

When i flip back my previous post. January, Febuary, March...till December post. Life has been treating me good.
Of cause I have my ups and downs but certainly i'm the lucky one among billions of out there.
I have family, friends, lover, colleague all around me. What else can I ask for? Wealth? well...money don't come easily, but so far so good.
2011 is definitely a good year for me.

I have a same review of her. I love you, Janice!

People usually write their new year resolution, and see whether they complete the goals in the end of the year.

I don't want to do that because all of my goals are long term goals.

Hereby, I write down my lifetime resolutions which I wish to complete.

1. Master my piano keyboard.
2. Buy a drum set and master it.
3. Buy a bicycle.
4. Own an imported car.
5. Buy a new house with a great sound insulation KTV room.
6. I want to sell a decent flavour of nasi lemak for my retirement life.

Deadline: Before I die.

Jojo wishes all of my readers survive 2012!

Let's not die in this year!

-closedown-

69

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 16:37:08 PST

What is 69 for me.

instead of

However, cow, you looks cool on your new car.

-closedown-

Japanese MM

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 18:38:31 PST

The other day when I was waiting for boarding in KK's airasia terminal, I saw a group of kids who were lining up and waiting for aeroplane.

From their spoken language and printed words on their shirt, I believe they are Japanese.

Dreamer.

Kids nowadays really lucky, they travel overseas when they are still young, not like us, travel using our hard-ass-earn-money.

They even got camera to take picture of their inner mouth structure.

Say AHHHHHHH...

When I was young, I can only do it by open my mouth wide and look in the mirror, to see what's inside my mouth.

They did it with just a camera. Easy and quick. Bravo.

On the other side, girls played cards.

I randomly spotted a cute MM with blushing cheek.

Overdose cuteness.

I wish to have her as my daughter until she tried to be more comfortable of herself.

By squatting.

My pretty young cute japanese MM.

She's a woman!

Me. Shock.

-closedown-

• 冬 •至 • Winter solstice •

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 18:32:24 PST

2 days ago, I saw someone posted "Tang Yuan / glutinous rice dumplings" in FB.

I thought, oh wow, I'm gonna miss my Winter solstice celebration with my family again. I will miss eating "Tang Yuan" again.

Previously for the 4 years I studied in university, I missed all this festival celebration with my family.

It's not a big deal but I love the feeling that by the day before this festival, my mom start to knead the flour, put natural vegetable like yam, pandan leaves and tapioca as the flour's natural colouring, rub them into round shape and boiled them. After it's cooked, my mom will tell everyone to eat. You can eat as much as you want.

So well okay, since I am outstation now, nothing to complain.

So JenJen pay me a visit around these days.

She brought me a whole box of these.

Tang yuan with peanut butter and tausa inside.

She made it for whole afternoon, and frozen them and brought over here, with pandan leaves and rock candy.

It means a lot for me.

Anyhow, wish all of my blog readers...

-closedown-

A special post dedicate for Cow

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Mon, 19 Dec 2011 22:26:10 PST

With the wonderful celebration of my blog's big fans reader - Ferdinand Chai (aka Cow Chai) 's who just graduated from University LimKokWing, I decide to write a congratulation post for him.

Cow, you need to be clear and proud that when I write a post about someone in my precious blog, that particular person will instantly gain uber fame in worldwide.

That's because my blog is a well known celebrity blog which has average 3 visitors per day.

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The story starts here, the other day when I saw this sticker in supermarket,

The first thought that came out from my mind was...

I want to stick this sticker on Cow (aka Ferdinand)'s car.

I think this sticker looks exactly PERFECT on his car.

To fully visualize what will this sticker looks on your car, I will photoshop this 1Malaysia sticker on your car.

It's been a while since I show-off my photoshop skill.

Some company like Arcady Sdn Bhd want to hire me with annual salary RM120k to work with them because of my superb photoshop skill but I rejected.

I'm sorry.

I want to do what I like - as an engineer. So you must do what you like too, OK?

However, I'm willing to do it for FREE, just for you,

Cow. Just for you.

After 3 hours of cautious editing using Photoshop CS6, I hereby present you this.

Cow Chai - JUST ME and ONE MALAYSIA.

How it looks? Superb, right?

That's how our prime minister look like when he saw your car.

He's proud of you with falling tears.

But I believe now you own a brand new car - RX8.

No worry, my friend.

I already bought one of the sticker and I will stick it on your new car when I go back to Kuching on Chinese new year. As a graduation present.

I know what you want to say to me, cow.

I know.

I love you too.

-closedown-

How to revenge forwarded chain SMS or email

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Fri, 16 Dec 2011 19:38:25 PST

Last time, I hate to receive chain sms or email.

It's something like this
1. Bla bla bla if you're not going to forward this message to 10 people, your family/your lover/you 're going to die in 3 hours.
2. Bla bla bla if you not going to forward this message to 20 people, something bad will happen to you / ghost will haunt you tonight.

OMFG! So scary!

I was so scared when I received this kind of message.

I scared that something bad might happen to me or someone I loved, or I scared that ghost will come kill me during the time I sleep, for no reason.

I must do something to protect myself.

I don't want to die, thus, I must forward this message to pass the curse to someone else.

What I did is...

I changed the number like "10 people" to "100 people".

And send back to the person who forward the message to me.

The message became - "If you're not going to forward this message to 100 people, your family/your lover/you 're going to die in 30 seconds."

Now, let's see who will die first.

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Raping the replay button for this song.

Mat Kearney - Sooner Or Later.

Heard this song from this amazing Google video.

Zeitgeist 2011: Year In Review

Enjoy your weekend.

-closedown-

ONE BIG FAMILY Part 3

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 20:42:02 PST

Read Part 1 and Part 2 if not you will not catch the ball.

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Continue about the party.

Forgot who was the game planner but this is a well-known game.

While music was playing, they needed to spin around the chairs which less one number compare to the total number of people.

Let's start the music.

The music will suddenly stop and they need to put their butt on a chair to proceed to next round. If you fail to sit on any chair, you will be eliminated!

When the music stop, those gentle ladies will suddenly transform from a kitty to a LIONESS, they ROAR!!!

After they ROAR, they started to shout AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! then fight for a seat.

They shouted like there's no tomorrow.

And if you are those sissy or slow movement type, you will get pawned by them. Definitely.

Remember, all of them are ganas! ROAR!

Basically, who got the biggest butt win.

In the end of the party, lights off, put your hands up!

This super rock house is equip with disco lighting ball.

Party rock is in the house tonight!

Who's dat?

And who's dat?

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Hereby I thanks all for your patient by following my trilogy of ONE BIG FAMILY.

Thank you and enjoy your day.

Yours faithfully,

JoJo

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Cbox

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Mon, 12 Dec 2011 19:37:05 PST

@tag JenJen, Janice, Keryn, Bev and others.

Since shoutmix is going to stop its service (effective from January 2012) for free users, I change my chatterbox to Cbox.

Cbox has not much differences compare to shoutmix.

Just that admin can only delete messages from cbox user panel, not in your own blog.

You can also add lots of emoticon list.

Another feature I like in Cbox is this CAPTCHA.

It requires people to type in some random words before post out their comments. It may troublesome a bit but it can prevent those blogwalkers (I hope so too).

It seems like they are using third party software to auto spam message in people's shoutbox in order to get unique traffic.

I hate them so much that I delete their comments everyday in shoutmix.

However, please do drop by in my cbox when you visit, at least I know there are still human beings visiting my blog.

Not aliens or blogwalkers.

Cheers.

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ONE BIG FAMILY Part 2

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Fri, 09 Dec 2011 18:07:32 PST

It's been a while since I write my original post, no youtube and 9gag in this post.

This pic reminded me that I had a post regarding their big family - ONE BIG FAMILY Part 1.

I wrote ONE BIG FAMILY Part 2 after Part 1 but I was too lazy to finish all the writings. Sorry for the long wait, my readers.

It's been 3 years, everything has change in the blink of an eye, especially Keryn's hair, and the small baby too.

Others like JenJen, Paradise, Bev, Lydia, Carmen and Angel look almost the same, what kind of sorcery is that?

Do remember to read the previous post before you proceed.

By the way, congratulation for your freedom, Keryn and Bev. Finally you made it.

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Ok, let's continue about this family things. To avoid you close this entry, I'm gonna show you THE MMsss inside this family.

Not a MM...

But the MMsss...

Ready to cuci ur eye balls...

The girls. (Include the youngest and smallest one who still sucking the pacifer -- she's the Future MM)

The picture above only show 15% of the family members. Not all girls are in there.

Let me show u another pic while the families were gathering on Chinese New Year.

The MMsss (Including the youngest and smallest who posed V ^_^ V too, definitely future MM)

OK. Now I believe you die die also will not leave this entry until u finish reading.

Continue about the party.

I remembered this game was planned by Grace, JenJen and Fatima.

During the game, the organizer was like dealing with kindergarten kids. Everyone is so noisy and keep talk talk talk.

The teacher in front of them had to shout in high pitch note in order to make them listen.

Tut u! Don't you listen to my rule just now?

If not wrong (it was 3 years ago, barely can remember), the game planner came out with questions like

1. What's mom's birthday date
2. What's mom's shoe size
3. What's mom's favorite fruit
and etc...

Their beloved child needed to match their own answer with their mom's answer in order to win this game. Otherwise, will be eliminated.

When the questions pop out, you can see their "sour sweet bitter spicy" expression.

Everyone was like "HAAAAAAAAA????"

I bet it was tougher than any physics or chemistry test.

They needed to whisper their answer to Grace and match the answer with their mom.

Whispering.

It's tough. Really tough for me.

P/S: I don't know about my mom. Not because I don't love her, just because I'm too lazy to know. That's a shame.

From my understanding, in this family,

They like to compete, and they like to win and prove that they are the best among all. They always have things to compete each other. Well that's another topic. Skip it. LOL.

It was interesting. You can see how's their reaction. For example.

Grace:" What's ur mom's favourite fruit."
Daughter: "Dragon Fruit."
Mom: "Orange."
Daughter:" WTF? You not like dragon fruit meh? You oways buy dragon fruit one!"

Know what her mother answered?

She said:" I always buy dragon fruit because you like dragon fruit more."

If not wrong, it's a conversation between Sushi and her mom/my sis.

Haha, how great is a mother, right?

You can see some had answered wrong and got very upset of themselves, tears gathered in their shallow eyes, but in the end, mom didn't blame them but instead gave them a hug.

Awwwww.....

After all the elimination, left top 3 MMs with their beloved child.

3 MMs in front. MM = MaMa.

Mamas here always claimed that they sibei/very fat:

"I very fat ar very fat ar! You see my tummy and leg! All oily fat ar!"

If they call themselves fat, I really got no idea what is a PIG are. PiGosaurus?

Girls always don't understand the definition of FAT.

Anyhow, I remembered the final PK question was very KIK.

Question for the mothers.

"What is your child's underwear colour that he/she is wearing now."

*BOOM*

JenJen and Fatima.

Finally, there is a winner, a mother who knows her son so well and know till deep deep, even underwear colour also know.

EPIC.

ONE BIG FAMILY Part 3 to be continue...

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Simon's Cat

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 22:45:07 PST

I love cats.

Simon's Cat in 'The Box'

Simon's Cat in 'Santa Claws'

Simon's Cat in 'Double Trouble'

I just love cats.

I am a cat-irresistible person. When I spot a cat beside me, I "dei kin lampa" also die die want go rub on her cheek.

- Stalking Cat -

Aren't their curiosity make them so adorable?

Even though somehow they have no feeling.

I don't hate dog but not really like them. May be I was bite by dogs long time ago, the most painful time is when they bite me on my ass.

Dogs are
1. Noisy - Bark bark bark!
2. Huge - Larger than kitty.
3. Smelly - Somehow they like themselves in dirty mode. Bathing them is like getting into a water warfare.
4. Fierce - Some are very unfriendly.
5. Bite - Pain in the ass.
6. Cute - yes, some of them are cute.
7. Loyal - Definitely, they are very royal pet.

Cats are
1. Meow! Meow! Meow! - noisy only when they hungry and they are in estrous period.
2. Purrrrrrrrrrrr.... They will hv a purring sound when they are comfortable.
3. Petite - Can hug them.
4. Clean - They clean themselves everyday!
5. Fierce - You know when isn't the best time to get near them. Most of the stray cats are unfriendly.
6. Claw Scratch Attack! - Not as pain as the bite in my ass.
7. Cute - most of them are cute!
8. Arrogant and Pride. - if them not in such mood, they just ignore you, not like dogs, dogs treat their owner like how girls chase after Justin Bieber.

That's why I love Miao's blog.

and NyanCat too even it is an annoying song.

Nyan Cat [original] - he do nothing but just meow there, which is so annoying

Additional Video:

eHarmony Video Bio - she just love cats SOOOO much (but it's fake)

And see what's kids react to this video.

KIDS REACT TO eHarmony Video Bio

And how people turned her video into a song.

Songify This - CAN'T HUG EVERY CAT -- a song about loving cats

Meow!

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Kids React

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 22:45:27 PST

I coincidentally check out one of the Kids React video.

I'm having a good day watching their videos.

Basically it's just a group of adult show a bunch of smart kids with some internet viral videos and ask them questions.

But they always pop out something funny with serious face that makes me giggle.

Kids React to Viral Videos #4 (David After Dentist, Justin Bieber Hit at Concert

I didn't know that kids hate Justin Bieber so much! They said he looks like a girl, and think that he sucks. LoL!

Kids React To Sitting On The Toilet

I didn't know that's a SHE too. Hmmmm....

KIDS REACT TO NYAN CAT

Kids hate NyanCat too! You are lame if you don't know what is Nyan Cat.

Kids React to Charlie the Unicorn

They love this video? It's a bloody violent video. You are lame if you don't know what is Charlie the Unicorn.

KIDS REACT to Hatsune Miku

This isn't REAL! View original Hatsune Miku's video here.

It took me 3 days to watch all of their videos. Ops, I'm working on my jobs too, of course.

Morgan is cute, as well as other kids. I like Lia too.

Somehow, Lia's personality reminds me of Keryn, smart and pretty, but a bit silly and laugh a lot.

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Kids nowadays really...

They are cute, but I don't want to have kids like them.

They are too way smart, and they're gonna beat me with their cuteness.

They are evil.

I don't want to be their slave. Hmmmm....

Cheers.

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Guang by Quek Shio Chuan

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Sun, 04 Dec 2011 23:15:16 PST

One of my favourite video from BMW Shorties 2011.

I had been watching videos from previous years BMW shorties, this contest proves that Malaysian can produce really good films, yet they not giving a single chance by government.

Government only subsidized those so-called director with the stories like

Well, everything is boleh on our Boleh-land by boleh-government.

However, you can check on the top 10 nomination videos on BMW Shorties 2011.

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And for those who were far from their home.

Cheers.

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20th Century Fox Opening

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 22:55:47 PST

Why I laugh?

There's nothing funny. Why I laugh?

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Bite your lips

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Fri, 25 Nov 2011 19:17:42 PST

To all my female readers, forget about duck face.

Camwhoring urself by BITE YOUR LIPS!

It will becomes a new trend in Facebook Profile Pictures.

Guys love it, and so do I. It's sexy.

P/S: I didn't know that 嘟嘴 called as duck face. Lol!

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FOCUS!

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 22:28:45 PST

What you need to do is....

Focus on her head

and focus on her head

just focus on her head.

Focus on her head.

AH!

IMPOSSIBRUUUUUU!

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Direction to Hell

noreply@blogger.com (-JoJo-) — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 19:12:37 PST

Dark humour video that I watch more than 10 times. Love it.

All of the vulgar words are censored inside this video.

For better understanding, I write out their conversation.

Original non-censored video.

A: We have a flat tyre.
B: How do I tie a bow tie again?
C: What's the fastest way to the hospital?

Husband: Tell my wife I'm gonna be 30 minutes late.
Wife: Tell my husband I'm not surprise.
Husband: Tell my wife if she has a problem with my work schedule, she's more than welcome to get a job overall.
Wife: Tell my husband that I do as much work as he does.
Husband: Tell my wife that watching Ellen is a job, she should get a promotion.
Siri: Message from your husband - "I appreciate you."
Wife: Bullshit. What did he actually say.
Siri: Please don't drag me into this.
Wife: Siri, call my husband.
*Phone Ringing*
Husband: Siri, ignore the call from my bitch wife.
Wife: Tell my husband that he said he respect my choice to stay at home with our child.
Husband: Tell my wife I would, but she can't even get around to washing his overall.
Siri: Did you want me to search for flower shops nearby?
Wife: Tell my husband that the least when I sit on the washing machine, I cum.
Husband: Send my wife this picture, and ask her if the washing machine is the only thing you have been sitting on lately.
Siri: ...Oh dear.
Wife: Ask my husband what he means by that.
Husband: Tell my wife I think she knows.
Siri: Hey look, I googled anger management techniques.
Wife: Tell my husband to think very carefully to say whatever he's about to say.
Husband: Ask my wife if she's fucking Jim McPhearson.
Wife: Tell my husband how dare he.
Husband: Tell my wife that's not an answer.
Siri: Is this my fault?
Wife: Tell my husband that I will not answer that.
Husband: Ask my wife if she's fucking Jim McPhearson!
Siri: Searching for "a place to hide".
Wife: Tell my husband he wishes it was just Jim McPhearson.
Siri: I don't want to.
Wife: Tell him!
Siri: Please don't make me.
Wife: DO IT!
Husband: Tell my wife DIRECTIONS TO HELL!

This is marriage?

Oh well, I'm sad.

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