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            <title>She works hard for the money: Crystal Harris 'Number One' Hef lover</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Crystal Harris, 26 years old, is back in the loving clutches of Hugh Hefner, 86 years young.    ]]></description>
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            <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2012 17:56:00 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Chris Brown flirting with disaster, new allegations of stupidity</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Chris Brown may have a Grammy, but his charm offensive is not working on female fans.     ]]></description>
            <author>April MacIntyre</author>
            <pubDate>Thu, 16 Feb 2012 19:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Shakira's BlackBerry lures murderous sea lion</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Latina pop icon Shakira was attacked by crazed sea lion in South Africa, lured to her by her shiny BlackBerry. ]]></description>
            <author>April MacIntyre</author>
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            <title>Alien abductee Fran Drescher new celebrity poster child for 'Don't Speak'</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[I love Fran Drescher. Even her grating voice is endearing, and she is and always will be a total vampy ]]></description>
            <author>April MacIntyre</author>
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            <title>Angelina Jolie allegedly rude to Stacy Keibler on private flight</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[File this one under rich people problems: Actress and humanitarian Angelina Jolie allegedly was rude and dismissive to George Clooney's ]]></description>
            <author>April MacIntyre</author>
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            <title>Dear Lindsay Lohan: Don't even try it: The Liz Lifetime movie</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[It amazes Damned Dirty Apes that sometimes actress Lindsey Lohan wants to be Marilyn Monroe, attempting to emulate someone thoughtful ]]></description>
            <author>April MacIntyre</author>
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            <title>Derek Jeter doles out parting gifts to one-night stands, allegedly</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[When side pieces talk, the celebrity news gets a bit more interesting.         ]]></description>
            <author>April MacIntyre</author>
            <pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2011 20:23:00 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Lindsay Lohan's tedious news continues, purse back but alleged cash stash is gone</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Is there any female celebrity of late as annoying and inept as Lindsay Lohan?       ]]></description>
            <author>April MacIntyre</author>
            <pubDate>Mon, 12 Dec 2011 02:24:00 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Lindsay Lohan can't keep track of her purses or passports</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan's luck stinks.                 ]]></description>
            <author>April MacIntyre</author>
            <pubDate>Sun, 11 Dec 2011 20:11:00 GMT</pubDate>
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            <title>Rick Perry's awkward jacket selection (VIDEO)</title>
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            <description><![CDATA[Rick Perry, the GOP Texan hopeful who claims to be a true conservative, has unleashed the most pointed of ads ]]></description>
            <author>April MacIntyre</author>
            <pubDate>Fri, 09 Dec 2011 23:31:00 GMT</pubDate>
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