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The mortgage industry is so cheesy.</description><title>Mortgage Cheese</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @mortgagecheese)</generator><link>http://mortgagecheese.com/</link><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/MortgageCheese" /><feedburner:info uri="mortgagecheese" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/" /><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" /><item><title>Stop the RE group madness

A new RE Facebook group has launched...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0555gGm6B1qfz025o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;h1&gt;Stop the RE group madness&lt;/h1&gt;

&lt;p&gt;A new RE Facebook group has launched and the group is branding themselves with TWO kinds of cheese!!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is news people. CheezWhiz &amp; Easy Cheese don’t just appear by accident. Cheese is in. Rich buttery cheese.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Welcome to our cheesy FB friends. Mortgage Cheese salutes &amp; supports your quest to unveil the cheese. We are Brothers in creamy deliciousness.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~4/gyPpxb0WSeo" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~3/gyPpxb0WSeo/18484510158</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mortgagecheese.com/post/18484510158</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Feb 2012 01:10:28 -0500</pubDate><category>EasyCheese</category><category>CheezWhiz</category><category>coty</category><feedburner:origLink>http://mortgagecheese.com/post/18484510158</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Song was jamming until the bling came out. Noticeable yes....</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/oPGUnDl7_Wo?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Song was jamming until the bling came out. Noticeable yes. Subtle no.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Actually we kind of like her voice so we’re hoping the “Queen of the Loan” will consider helping us to cut a theme song for Mortgage Cheese. Call us Mary Anne, we’ll give you some cheddar!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Thanks for the submission S.L. in AZ.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;_Do you have examples of great mortgage cheese? We love to laugh at our industry. So pass the Parmesan and submit an idea by clicking the pencil at the top. _&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~4/Qqyzy8lLcWI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~3/Qqyzy8lLcWI/16972741083</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mortgagecheese.com/post/16972741083</guid><pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:02:06 -0500</pubDate><category>youtube</category><category>theme song</category><feedburner:origLink>http://mortgagecheese.com/post/16972741083</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>LOLMortgage #1

::chanting:: Send us more! Send us more! Send us...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyq6j4dqby1qfz025o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;LOLMortgage #1&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;::chanting:: Send us more! Send us more! Send us more!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~4/kSree4LWlK8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~3/kSree4LWlK8/16870220223</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mortgagecheese.com/post/16870220223</guid><pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 12:44:56 -0500</pubDate><category>BofA</category><feedburner:origLink>http://mortgagecheese.com/post/16870220223</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>As Seen on Tencentsrr.com 
serving that sweet segment between...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/6eFWEIZmUMY?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;As Seen on Tencentsrr.com 
&lt;em&gt;serving that sweet segment between mechanical turk and fiverr.com&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~4/wZvicH4iDEQ" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~3/wZvicH4iDEQ/16405255300</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mortgagecheese.com/post/16405255300</guid><pubDate>Tue, 24 Jan 2012 08:03:06 -0500</pubDate><category>marketing</category><feedburner:origLink>http://mortgagecheese.com/post/16405255300</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>The Big Banana?

One of the best submissions we’ve...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/O0pTiW2lXg0?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Big Banana?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;One of the best submissions we’ve received in awhile. Okay, it was our first … but what a doozy!&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Our Video Cheese Computer rates the above video with the following score:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;+4: for putting on a costume
+1: for conning the title guy into playing along
+0: for narration (Fun guys? Save that for the mushroom vids)
= +5: mellow mellow cheese&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;This is by far the ‘mellowest’ cheese we’ve featured to date as this video had us ‘peeled’ to the screen for at least 20 seconds. Some walk-up music would have made this video outstanding and kept it off our radar. Something by the Gorrilaz or The Monkees maybe?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Thanks for the submission, J in AZ&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~4/07DnDyvXbPw" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~3/07DnDyvXbPw/9845045133</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mortgagecheese.com/post/9845045133</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2011 15:38:00 -0400</pubDate><category>bananas</category><feedburner:origLink>http://mortgagecheese.com/post/9845045133</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Former mortgage industry professional making waves.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.denverpost.com/recommended/ci_18780843"&gt;Former mortgage industry professional making waves.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;From the &lt;strong&gt;“Where are they now?”&lt;/strong&gt; files&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Do you have some tasty Mortgage Cheese that belongs on these hallowed pages? Click on the pencil &amp; submit some chedduh, if we like your cheese - we’ll send you a surprise.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~4/8NuMEeMtJeI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~3/8NuMEeMtJeI/9574733196</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mortgagecheese.com/post/9574733196</guid><pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 23:48:29 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mortgagecheese.com/post/9574733196</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>The whole ad makes us chuckle but #3 in particular. If the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnxg0aJSmU1qfz025o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The whole ad makes us chuckle but #3 in particular. If the prohibitive cost of web hosting is reason enough to choose Facebook over Blogging, we doubt the advertised ‘coaching’ program will be in the budget.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~4/W3vjV8BQcyA" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~3/W3vjV8BQcyA/7312135534</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mortgagecheese.com/post/7312135534</guid><pubDate>Wed, 06 Jul 2011 15:40:58 -0400</pubDate><category>Gruyère</category><feedburner:origLink>http://mortgagecheese.com/post/7312135534</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Ummmmm Chicken?</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/rsw9VxhdCA8?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ummmmm Chicken?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~4/gJ06yOgCNCc" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~3/gJ06yOgCNCc/5892320578</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mortgagecheese.com/post/5892320578</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 03:48:37 -0400</pubDate><category>bluehair</category><feedburner:origLink>http://mortgagecheese.com/post/5892320578</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>This is too awesome for words. But someday, we’ll add...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/822SSNWDMm0?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is too awesome for words. But someday, we’ll add words.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~4/c6UnW13ld3I" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~3/c6UnW13ld3I/5891978321</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mortgagecheese.com/post/5891978321</guid><pubDate>Fri, 27 May 2011 03:21:26 -0400</pubDate><category>video</category><category>free</category><category>mortgage</category><category>marketing</category><category>system</category><feedburner:origLink>http://mortgagecheese.com/post/5891978321</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>I hope he knows the best type of loan for my specific financial...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk1dsuYXZ61qfz025o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I hope he knows the best type of loan for my specific financial situation better than he knows how to turn on the spell check option …. or spell.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~4/lhMMHXHMsuI" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~3/lhMMHXHMsuI/4827686879</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mortgagecheese.com/post/4827686879</guid><pubDate>Fri, 22 Apr 2011 00:29:18 -0400</pubDate><category>tcf</category><feedburner:origLink>http://mortgagecheese.com/post/4827686879</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Do you have examples of mortgage cheese?</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Take a screensnap&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Mark it up&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;Submit it to us here &lt;a href="http://mortgagecheese.com/submit"&gt;http://mortgagecheese.com/submit&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If we think it&amp;#8217;s funny, we&amp;#8217;ll publish it!&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~4/LdcL_mL0cNY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~3/LdcL_mL0cNY/3932900722</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mortgagecheese.com/post/3932900722</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 23:08:18 -0400</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mortgagecheese.com/post/3932900722</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Federal Reserve Compensation Call:
Thursday March 17th,...</title><description>&lt;embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/3925878069/tumblr_li7xq8Dg6t1qfz025&amp;color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Federal Reserve Compensation Call:&lt;br/&gt;
Thursday March 17th, 2011&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Listen as “Fed Foot Soldiers” Paul Mondor &amp; Nikita Pastor try to make sense of what is arguably the biggest piece of  cheese ever to hit the mortgage origination industry.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;Play Time - 1:57:56
File Size - 18MB&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~4/E2FG9H0e4Ws" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~3/E2FG9H0e4Ws/3925878069</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mortgagecheese.com/post/3925878069</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 15:22:00 -0400</pubDate><category>fed reserve</category><category>compensation</category><feedburner:origLink>http://mortgagecheese.com/post/3925878069</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Remember kids, check your Lorem Ipsum before hitting...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhplw8GlP81qfz025o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Remember kids, check your Lorem Ipsum before hitting “Click”.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~4/WyKFWXv3vKY" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~3/WyKFWXv3vKY/3709607567</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mortgagecheese.com/post/3709607567</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Mar 2011 17:45:44 -0500</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mortgagecheese.com/post/3709607567</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Now everyone will have a little LAM.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_levkmzje3u1qfz025o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Now everyone will have a little LAM.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~4/1Ho28SwfU9A" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~3/1Ho28SwfU9A/2701595673</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mortgagecheese.com/post/2701595673</guid><pubDate>Tue, 11 Jan 2011 15:23:23 -0500</pubDate><category>Guaranty Trust</category><feedburner:origLink>http://mortgagecheese.com/post/2701595673</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Bringin' the Cheese</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Good cheese gets better with age, we have to document this stuff. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~4/6n226Ff-DU8" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MortgageCheese/~3/6n226Ff-DU8/2318907913</link><guid isPermaLink="false">http://mortgagecheese.com/post/2318907913</guid><pubDate>Tue, 14 Dec 2010 20:36:09 -0500</pubDate><feedburner:origLink>http://mortgagecheese.com/post/2318907913</feedburner:origLink></item></channel></rss>

