tag:typepad.com,2003:weblog-257577 2008-08-08T08:29:29-04:00 No one ever said it was going to be easy... TypePad 334049http://www.feedburner.com tag:typepad.com,2003:post-53923860 2008-08-08T08:29:29-04:00 2008-08-08T08:29:45-04:00 Motherhooduncensored After waaaaaaaaaaay too many bad interactions with my midwife, I decided to kick her to the curb (or the stirrups) and find someone new -- someone cooler, someone closer, and someone with a fucking sense of humor. "And, do you... <p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/MotherhoodUncensored?a=v6FADT"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/MotherhoodUncensored?i=v6FADT" border="0"></img></a></p>http://motherhooduncensored.typepad.com/motherhood_uncensored/2008/08/sideways.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-53803966 2008-08-06T05:00:00-04:00 2008-08-06T13:50:29-04:00 Motherhooduncensored My husband was convinced that Drew had gained a good three pounds since his last well-visit. He held him up like a prize fish and said "28lbs" before driving off to the mall with my daughter. Try same exact weight,... <p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/MotherhoodUncensored?a=phRrtC"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/MotherhoodUncensored?i=phRrtC" border="0"></img></a></p>http://motherhooduncensored.typepad.com/motherhood_uncensored/2008/08/the-incredible.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-53710588 2008-08-04T05:00:00-04:00 2008-08-04T05:00:17-04:00 Motherhooduncensored It's something they're born with. I remember glimpses of it the first time he could focus on my face. It was a twinkle in his eye, the slight cock of his chin, and pursed lips. We met. There's not a... <p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/MotherhoodUncensored?a=GSXY46"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/MotherhoodUncensored?i=GSXY46" border="0"></img></a></p>http://motherhooduncensored.typepad.com/motherhood_uncensored/2008/08/the-look.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-53681210 2008-08-03T05:00:00-04:00 2008-08-03T05:00:19-04:00 Motherhooduncensored <p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/MotherhoodUncensored?a=HFQLhR"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/MotherhoodUncensored?i=HFQLhR" border="0"></img></a></p>http://motherhooduncensored.typepad.com/motherhood_uncensored/2008/08/now-this-is-how.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-53578298 2008-07-31T22:58:48-04:00 2008-08-07T12:44:38-04:00 Motherhooduncensored If you haven't noticed, July has been a pretty shitastic month around the blogosphere. Fortunately, I've not fallen prey to what has got to be the result of Bush pissing off Mercury to keep it in retrograde for the whole... <p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/MotherhoodUncensored?a=alQ3qW"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/MotherhoodUncensored?i=alQ3qW" border="0"></img></a></p>http://motherhooduncensored.typepad.com/motherhood_uncensored/2008/07/blog-the-recess.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-53472240 2008-07-30T05:00:00-04:00 2008-07-30T05:00:24-04:00 Motherhooduncensored The three-inch height difference between me and the huz isn't that glaringly obvious during typical circumstances. We're generally about the same weight, body type, hell, even shoe size, and so while it might not be the whole "strong man, dainty... <p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/MotherhoodUncensored?a=RleLUP"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/MotherhoodUncensored?i=RleLUP" border="0"></img></a></p>http://motherhooduncensored.typepad.com/motherhood_uncensored/2008/07/little-man-big.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-53298390 2008-07-28T05:00:00-04:00 2008-07-28T05:00:15-04:00 Motherhooduncensored On a recent radio appearance, I was asked if I felt guilty for having three kids. Apparently adding another child to my brood is contributing to the rapid deterioration of this planet. I've only briefly read varying opinions on the... <p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/MotherhoodUncensored?a=awGoex"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/MotherhoodUncensored?i=awGoex" border="0"></img></a></p>http://motherhooduncensored.typepad.com/motherhood_uncensored/2008/07/save-the-earth.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-53200932 2008-07-25T05:00:00-04:00 2008-07-25T05:00:17-04:00 Motherhooduncensored Regardless of how many times I try to tell myself not to worry about the whole soft marker situation, I'm still going to do it. I imagine it has much to do with being human, and probably just as much... <p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/MotherhoodUncensored?a=fodtSP"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/MotherhoodUncensored?i=fodtSP" border="0"></img></a></p>http://motherhooduncensored.typepad.com/motherhood_uncensored/2008/07/there-are-heroe.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-53094662 2008-07-23T05:00:00-04:00 2008-07-23T05:00:22-04:00 Motherhooduncensored It's one thing to have to retire your favorite pair of jeans, albeit maternity jeans, because you're hitting the "holy sweatpants and gauchos" trimester. And it's a whole other issue when the only brand new thing you can buy is... <p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/MotherhoodUncensored?a=aZknqu"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/MotherhoodUncensored?i=aZknqu" border="0"></img></a></p>http://motherhooduncensored.typepad.com/motherhood_uncensored/2008/07/its-one-thing-t.html tag:typepad.com,2003:post-53019558 2008-07-21T13:40:30-04:00 2008-07-21T13:45:02-04:00 Motherhooduncensored Hottest Mommy Blogger: Guy Kawasaki, founder of AllTop.com Best Swag Being Handed Off to Every Mommy Blogger's Kid as a Cool Thing They Bought For Them in San Francisco: The clown nose Best Swag Trying to Pose as a Sex... <p><a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/MotherhoodUncensored?a=F8ORvF"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~a/MotherhoodUncensored?i=F8ORvF" border="0"></img></a></p>http://motherhooduncensored.typepad.com/motherhood_uncensored/2008/07/the-best-of-blo.html