tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804Sun, 29 Sep 2024 02:12:41 +0000Presidential Election 2008religionsteve senise creepy ITwhite house pet campaign 2008Bill GatesDNADemocratsFacebookGodITLil BillMicrosoftMitt RomneyMorrisseyRepublicansSEOSocial NetworkingThe Spin Out Zoneanimalsapple mac osxcloningcryonicsevolutionfrench fry coated hot doggay marriagegeneticshalloweenhealthcareoilosama bin ladenpetspoffinspoliticssacha distelsaudi arabiasmokingsupreme courtwall streetwelcome backNews, views and albino shrewshttp://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/noreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)Blogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-659854720038909341Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:40:00 +00002008-11-13T03:49:12.678-05:00The FBI last night issued a stark warning that America could be targeted by thousands of midget suicide bombers intent on wreaking havoc across the nation.In a hastily organized press conference, grim-faced Feds revealed that up to 1,000 dwarves had been enlisted by al Qaeda to carry out suicide attacks in unspecified locations throughout the country.While details remain sketchy, sources close tohttp://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/11/fbi-warns-of-midget-suicide-bomber.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-9197712265513554058Tue, 27 Nov 2007 12:25:00 +00002008-11-13T03:49:12.843-05:00smokingA Cleveland man has issued a challenge to tobacco companies to increase the potency of their cigarettes – but only if they dare.Ryan Bristow has been an enthusiastic chain smoker for more than ten years, but now the lead-lunged addict has called for tobacco companies to take their products to the next level.The 40-a-day Home Entertainment Retail Specialist is taunting major tobacco manufacturers http://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/11/cleveland-smoker-challenges-tobacco.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-144084762882191172Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:19:00 +00002007-11-26T23:20:56.156-05:00A novelty ring tone-loving cell phone user is threatening to send the telecommunications world into disarray by launching a campaign to scrap the Federal Government’s Do Not Call List.The list was set-up in 2003 by the Bush administration as an attempt to slash the number of unsolicited telemarketing calls that have infuriated Americans up and down the country. But after receiving a brand New http://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/11/novelty-ring-tone-fan-calls-for-end-to.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-5621229455482295914Tue, 20 Nov 2007 12:51:00 +00002008-11-13T03:49:13.176-05:00Presidential Election 2008Presidential endorsements can make or break any election campaign.Of course the ultimate endorsement - the one that really matters - comes from the American electorate, but during the early stages of a Presidential campaign candidates are constantly working to get some big names under their belt (there's a joke there that I'm not even going to explore).The people's parasites have already been http://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/11/chuck-norris-and-presidential-flair.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-7429534226024814567Mon, 19 Nov 2007 22:06:00 +00002008-11-13T03:49:13.512-05:00steve senise creepy ITDear Steve,I've been reading a lot about the Apple iPhone and am thinking about asking my husband to buy me one for Christmas. What are you thoughts on this device?Kind regards,DesireeTrenton, New JerseyDessy baby, you want to hear what Steve Senise's favorite Apple product is? Let me tell you candy cane, it's the  iWantToCoverYouInChocolateRiceKrispiesWhileHubbyIsAtWork. You won't find thathttp://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/11/steve-senise-creepy-it-guy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-169590170314415672Thu, 15 Nov 2007 21:49:00 +00002008-11-13T03:49:13.667-05:00oilsaudi arabiaIn a world that's all too devoid of humor, even during my bleakest hour of misery there are always two words that can bring a smile to my cobra bitten lips - "Saudi Arabia".For a good part of my life I thought that Saudi Arabia was a fictitious entity that had been dreamed up and presented to the world as real, in the same way that Santa Claus and John Edwards' chances of becoming President have http://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/11/crown-prince-of-laughter.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-2815078945884751558Wed, 14 Nov 2007 21:03:00 +00002008-11-13T03:49:13.746-05:00cloningI never fully understood the excitement that surrounds the idea of human cloning.Right now we have way too many people on this planet, so the last thing society needs is a quick and easy way to dump millions of test-tube clones in the middle of human life. In fact unless those turkeys in England sneeze a little bit harder and start an avian bird flu epidemic, I think the world is doing just fine http://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/11/clone-wars.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-5116200850884479104Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:01:00 +00002007-11-13T15:03:33.338-05:00I've been in a bad mood for the last two weeks after discovering that the BBC is now running ads all over its news homepage for users outside the UK.Apparently revenue from the ad units is being used to invest into better quality programming and more in-depth news reporting.So I'm assuming that means we can all look forward to more stories like this:"A cat is baffling his owner by wandering off http://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/11/cat-daily-routine-baffles-owner.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-5393938477961179628Mon, 12 Nov 2007 15:22:00 +00002008-11-13T03:49:13.845-05:00GodThe Heavenly Father has announced he plans to withdraw from public life after spending years fighting a losing battle against hemorrhoids,God delivered the stunning message through Pope Benedict XVI, who alerted the world in a televised speech on Sunday. In a rambling address, a visibly shaken Pope delivered God’s shock announcement in 46 languages, in a highly moving speech that lasted 369 http://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/11/god-retires-from-public-service-after.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-3789826777314553302Thu, 08 Nov 2007 22:53:00 +00002007-11-08T17:55:30.953-05:00sacha distelThey don't make them like they used to. This was played at the intro to Morrissey's New York shows...http://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/11/sacha-distel-genius-video.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-340631253872619300Wed, 07 Nov 2007 02:45:00 +00002008-11-13T03:49:13.977-05:00wall streetLook around the world and you'll find double standards everywhere. Rupert Murdoch presents himself as a fine, upstanding religious man yet has no problems owning a newspaper that's made its name by plastering its pages with pictures of semi-naked women. Al Gore wants everybody to slash their carbon emissions, yet he's busy buzzing around in private jets and heating his 8 room mansion.But the http://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/11/gambler.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-4076829534163305096Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:44:00 +00002008-11-13T03:49:14.104-05:00white house pet campaign 2008It's no secret that here at Sergio Georgini, we believe that dogs and cats are the animals of mere mortals. It's simply not right that the man (or woman acting as a man) who spends his mornings blowing-up obscure Middle Eastern countries in the name of freedom should have to make-do with petting a common golden retriever or Siamese kitten.America expects more, and before worrying about whether orhttp://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/11/white-house-pet-campaign-2008-blob-fish.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-7958170551743080723Tue, 06 Nov 2007 00:12:00 +00002008-11-13T03:49:14.359-05:00ITChampagne corks have been popping across South Dakota after a long-serving I.T worker announced he would start talking in a language that the rest of his friends and family understand.Bob Begley, who works as an I.T Help Desk Administrator for a mid-size pet insurance company, made the shock announcement to stunned colleagues on Friday. The illegible Information Technology specialist took the http://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/11/after-20-years-on-job-it-worker-decides.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-5756848494031825414Sat, 03 Nov 2007 19:59:00 +00002008-11-13T03:49:14.455-05:00evolutionreligionEvery now and then I have to jab myself in the eyes with a glockenspiel stick just to serve as a reminder that we're living in the 21st Century, and not a fantasy-ridden dream that's the unfortunate product of my subconscious.It all started yesterday morning. There I was sucking down a cup of coffee like a caffeine hungry Dirt Devil getting ready for the capitalist hamster wheel to start rolling,http://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/11/welcome-to-dark-ages.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-8102386919086439294Fri, 02 Nov 2007 01:24:00 +00002008-11-13T03:49:14.592-05:00Lil BillThe Spin Out ZoneWeekly columnist Lil' Bill shares his fair and balanced perspective on news and current events. We distort - you deride.By Lil’ BillBeyonce Knowles’ breasts. That’s the subject of this week’s memo.A recent report by the politically independent Conservative Right Against Porn group – or CRAP for short – stated that the increasingly provocative behavior of mega-stars such as singer Beyonce, could http://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/11/spin-out-zone-beyonces-breasts.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-5155701423939972520Wed, 31 Oct 2007 23:58:00 +00002008-11-13T03:49:14.671-05:00halloweenhealthcareIf you strip away the candy-coated exterior, Halloween is essentially an incredibly efficient extortion racket.Once a year millions of children dressed in an assortment of zany outfits descend on homes across America and demand candy, and if they don't get any there's an implicit threat to unleash an act of mischief on the non-payer.And it works. Not only does it work, but people can't get enoughhttp://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/10/sick-or-treat.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-7930329952386391977Wed, 31 Oct 2007 11:51:00 +00002008-11-13T03:49:14.802-05:00gay marriagesupreme courtA SERGIO GEORGINI EXCLUSIVEThe gay community was forced to swallow a bitter-sweet pill on Wednesday when the Supreme Court legalized same-sex marriage, but in the same breath outlawed same-sex divorce.The shock decision was designed to appease both sides of the gay marriage debate, but privately Republican strategists were calling the decision a victory for "common sense".Under the new ruling, http://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/10/supreme-court-legalizes-gay-marriage.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-1706108621242599209Tue, 30 Oct 2007 20:57:00 +00002008-11-13T03:49:14.926-05:00french fry coated hot dogEvery now and again we stumble across acts of human innovation that simply take our breath away. For some it's ancient architecture or paintings that touch the soul. For others it's the spine tingling sound of classical music, or a poignant passage of prose in a poem or book. For me.....well check out the above.No single thing encapsulates both the brilliance and the horrendous flaws of market http://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/10/french-fry-coated-hot-dog.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-3743121381148345037Tue, 30 Oct 2007 11:29:00 +00002008-11-13T03:49:14.952-05:00steve senise creepy ITEach week creepy computer expert Steve Senise will answer questions from Sergio Georgini readers.Dear Steve,I am a young woman who has little experience using computers. My parents bought me a new P.C. for my birthday, and now I'm trying to improve my skills. I've been having some problems using the mouse, and I was hoping you could give me some tips on how to properly control it.Thanks,Linda, http://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/10/steve-senise-creepy-it-guy.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-6616682368499642919Mon, 29 Oct 2007 11:00:00 +00002008-11-13T03:49:15.047-05:00MorrisseyMorrissey is everything a lead singer should be. Great hair, impeccable style, sense of high drama which verges on the ridiculous, and a trademark voice that's instantly recognizable.With a career that spans over 20 years, the Great Man ended his 5 night residency at New York's Hammerstein Ballroom with a spirited flourish which served to remind the audience exactly what they should expect from ahttp://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/10/because-we-must.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-5556909674939547036Sat, 27 Oct 2007 20:19:00 +00002008-11-13T03:49:15.173-05:00Putting the excellent 1980s band to one side for a moment, there are no two words that strike fear into my heart quite like "General Public".Hop on a bus, subway or train and within five minutes you'll truly appreciate what a slow process evolution is. The moron gene that seems to be carried by so many of our species shows no sign of mutating in a hurry - and for the misguided souls among us who http://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/10/riding-with-retards.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-2213197947499550366Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:59:00 +00002008-11-13T03:49:15.491-05:00osama bin ladenA new audio tape purportedly from Osama Bin Laden claims the terror chief plans to escape the stresses of everyday living by taking a two-week cruise around Alaska.In a spirited five-minute speech, the evil extremist thanked Allah for showing him the path to The Alaska Tour & Travel Company and expressed hope that he’d be able to secure a starboard-side cabin not too far from the captain's http://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/10/bin-laden-plans-to-get-away-from-it-all.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-5423504829106076209Fri, 26 Oct 2007 11:50:00 +00002008-11-13T03:49:15.583-05:00apple mac osxThe date is Friday October 26th and that can only mean one thing - welcome to iWank day.Apple lovers up and down the United States are tingling in geeky excitement as the Cupertino based company unveils its new operating system, OS X Leopard.Early reviews in the New York Times, The Wall Street Journal and USA Today have all been positive, and the early consensus is that while this isn't a hugely http://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/10/its-iwank-day-for-apple-fans.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-3225943473980149606Thu, 25 Oct 2007 19:19:00 +00002007-10-25T15:24:34.816-04:00religionDo you ever feel compelled to cheat thousands of vulnerable people out of their hard earned money by asking them to buy "Holy Water" or "Prayer Cards" for the bargain price of $49.95?Do you have an insatiable appetite for German made sports cars? Can you cure Ebola and Bird Flu by simply tapping somebody on the forehead and shouting very loudly in their ear?Congratulations, you may have what it http://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/10/signs-that-you-might-be-fundamentalist.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32738804.post-3439188670646458223Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:15:00 +00002007-10-25T08:51:26.418-04:00politicswhite house pet campaign 2008From cats to canaries, Presidents of the United States have always attached great importance to the warm, fuzzy friends that sit on their laps in the Oval Office (and I don't mean Monica Lewinksy).Bush has a couple of Scottish terriers. Bill had a cat called Socks. JFK had a pair of Hamsters called  Billie and Debbie.But if a politician wants my vote - especially a President - I want someonehttp://sergiogeorgini.blogspot.com/2007/10/whitehouse-pet-campaign-2008-angora.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Hillsy)0