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The Pure Wife

Wed, 09 Apr 2008 05:04:50 +0100

There was a man who wanted a pure wife, so he started to attend church to find a woman. He...

Fishing

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 01:03:05 +0100

Fishing Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made my lunch,...

The Habitual Mistake

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:50:09 +0100

The Habitual Mistake An employee walks into the Accounts office and says What is the meaning...

IQ - Dare to Solve it!

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:46:13 +0100

IQ - Dare to Solve it! Here's a one question IQ Test to help you decide how...

Circuit and Englishman

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:43:38 +0100

Circuit and Englishman Circuit takes a flight to Singapore and he is seated next to an Englishman. Circuit...

Microsoft looking for New Chairman!

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:42:43 +0100

Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in...

cheating

Sat, 09 Feb 2008 02:35:59 +0100

cheating Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender,...

Two Old Indians on a Friday Night Party

Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:47:55 +0100

TWO OLD INDIAN MEN DECIDE THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDE TO HAVE A LAST...

Insulting a Woman

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:05:35 +0100

Insulting a Woman A newly wed couple Naren and Nita came to live in an apartment where right...

How To Become A Dad

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 04:00:46 +0100

How To Become A Dad I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up...

Confessions of a Kid

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:50:12 +0100

Confessions of a Kid Little Bobby came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner....

Whats Matter Honey...?

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:46:55 +0100

Whats Matter Honey...? A wife awoke early one morning to the sounds of her husband angrily banging around...

Confession

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 03:28:34 +0100

80 Year-Old in ConfessionAn elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, Father, I'm 80...

Newton's laws of LOVE

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 02:02:16 +0100

Newton's laws of LOVE First law:A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love...

junior

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:58:31 +0100

junior A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she...

Gynecologist's Assistant

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 01:48:06 +0100

Gynecologist's Assistant Gynecologist's Assistant OpeningA young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida , and...

The Boss

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 07:13:35 +0100

Always Allow The Boss To Speak FirstA junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their...

A SMALL PACKET ?

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:17:41 +0100

A SMALL PACKET ? WHEN THE BOY WAS RETURNING AFTER HIS MARRIAGE…HE FOUND HIS WIFE HOLDING...

Influence of Anesthesia

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:14:03 +0100

Influence of Anesthesia In a recovery room a man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery. His...

HOW KUM YOU KUM

Mon, 04 Feb 2008 06:12:55 +0100

HOW KUM YOU KUM Once upon a time in China lived two men whose...

rubber gloves

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:36:25 +0100

rubber gloves Next time you use a pair of rubber gloves, you're going to smile when you...

old ladies

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:33:06 +0100

old ladies Two old ladies were chatting one day. They were talking about this and that and...

old couple

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 01:17:18 +0100

old couple An old widow and widower named Lisa and George get married. They are up there in...

PURE WIFE

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:44:05 +0100

PURE WIFE There was a man who wanted a pure wife. So he started to attend church to...

Serene Knocking

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 00:27:16 +0100

Serene Knocking A woman came storming at the Postal counter. She gave a parcel Pick-up notice and complained,...

Chak de India!!

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:51:42 +0100

There was a good old barber in Hyderabad. One day a florist goes to him for a haircut. After the...

Parent style

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 01:40:30 +0100

Parent style After 48 years of marriage, an elderly Gujrati man in Bombay calls his son in New...

The Photographer and the Pilot

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 02:01:07 +0100

The Photographer and the Pilot The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a...

what wud u do?

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:57:49 +0100

He had been suspecting that his wife was cheating. So, he planned a dummy trip and returned suddenly, arriving home...

Engineers defined like this

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:56:06 +0100

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said : Doctor I have come on vacation...

pet cemetary

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 01:47:20 +0100

pet cemetary An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the remains...

Cold water

Mon, 28 Jan 2008 00:06:23 +0100

A young man went to his grandfather's place to stay for the weekend. He was sitting down to...

why men wear ear rings?

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 22:48:50 +0100

I have often wondered how this trend got started, I now have the answer.A man is at work one day...

The new age

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 22:45:42 +0100

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother...

Cute Joke

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:35:23 +0100

Cute Joke Grandpa and Grandma always got very excited when they recalled the old days they were...

Timepass Short Jokes

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:33:13 +0100

Timepass Short Jokes (1) An Ant saw strawberry juice shouted: Aaaah at last I visited...

What a woman says...

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:22:29 +0100

What a woman says... This place is a mess! C'mon! You and I need to clean up! Your stuff...

A young peasant girl

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:19:17 +0100

A young peasant girl of fourteen went to work in a broom factory. After 2 months she gave the...

A month overdue

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:14:31 +0100

Mr.Sharma comes home one night, and his wife throws her arms around his neck: I have...

Banta fell in love

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:12:05 +0100

Banta fell in love with a porno star and married her. He got an opportunity to watch...

Why men don't write advice columns?

Thu, 24 Jan 2008 00:01:55 +0100

Dear Walter:I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my...

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs!

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 04:56:41 +0100

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs! cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was...

Jab Himesh Reshmya

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:22:38 +0100

Jab Himesh Reshmya Mar Gaya,To Bhagwan Ne Usse Pucha Tumne Zindagi me kya kiya,Himesh Bol, Ishq kiya kiya, ishq kiya...

female compassion

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 01:03:46 +0100

FEMALE COMPASSION (NEVER TO BE TAKEN FOR GRANTED)A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach....

Gadha

Wed, 23 Jan 2008 00:10:28 +0100

Gadha Bandha hua haiBatao woh door padi Ghaas ko kaise khayega ??????????????????????????????? Haar Manli ?????????Manli Ke Nahi?Maan li Haar...

Magical Wish

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 23:21:25 +0100

One day, down in the mystical forest, a magical frog was hopping towards a water hole.The forest was so enormous...

Mediclaim...

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 23:20:01 +0100

A couple went to a sex therapists office at ABC Hospital.The doctor asked, What can I do for you?...

Survey on LIPSTICK

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 23:19:08 +0100

What happens to the Lipstick used by the ladies.5% of the Lipstick is sticked to the cutlery.25% of the lipstick...

Size - Does it matter?

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 23:18:20 +0100

A young man was so paranoid about the size of his p@nis that he could never work up the courage...

TZP : Every S/W Engineer is special

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 22:49:19 +0100

Software Engineer Zameen Pe......Every Engineer is special!!!!! Main kabhi batlaata nahi ,Par coding se darta hoon main PMYun to main,...