Most Recent Topic on Mr-desi.com http://mr-desi.com Mon, 09 Nov 2009 10:17:59 +0100 FeedCreator 1.7.2 mr-desihttp://feedburner.google.comSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesSubscribe with PlusmoSubscribe with FeedLoungeSubscribe with The Free DictionarySubscribe with Bitty BrowserSubscribe with NewsAlloySubscribe with Live.comSubscribe with Excite MIXSubscribe with Yourminis.comSubscribe with Attensa for OutlookSubscribe with WebwagSubscribe with netomat HubSubscribe with Daily RotationSubscribe with Podcast ReadySubscribe with Flurry http://mr-desi.com/index.php/non-veg-jokes/the-pure-wife.html There was a man who wanted a pure wife, so he started to attend church to find a woman. 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