John D. Fuckbody

We Hit A Million

I Stand Alone — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 23:30:25 +0000

SportGent's President Alex Smith has a poem in FOOD I CORP ENTERPRISE. "Each was identical/in its diversity.//Enough were girls for it—/for you—to wind up bein’ a girl." Read "Girl Parade" here. Continue reading →

900,000

Mob Legend — Sun, 10 May 2009 17:13:37 +0000

And going on up and up and up.

I’m watching you….Lang3 413

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Quint Shitbird: Lobbyist

Mob Legend — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:45:52 +0000

Place a penis into Hilary’s Whiffleball and sheath Obama’s Barack with Ian McClellan’s bloody anus, it’s POLITIC’S TIME!!! That was just a note I wrote to write that….just….trickling…out…the dying breaths of a blog. M You diddy mao I dumfo mao … Continue reading →

I’mmmmmWATCHINGyouuuuuu

Mob Legend — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 15:44:36 +0000

You fucker. Get the fuck UP to 1,000,000 hits so I can shut you down>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

it’s been a while…..

She Who Is Ascendancy — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 17:56:51 +0000

watch the whole video/then vomit

Fuckin BOZO Dead

She Who Is Ascendancy — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 05:28:00 +0000

Bozo’s dead. What i find funny is how bozo is described in the CNN article announcing his death:

“Bozo is a combination of the wonderful wisdom of the adult and the childlike ways in all of us,”

“I’m looking for that sparkle in the eyes, that emotion, feeling, directness, warmth. That is so important.”

Meanwhile, I just thought he was a terribly scary clown who liked little boys and altar boys.

EAT THIS

She Who Is Ascendancy — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:42:38 +0000

Hi, Boston is in full domination. That means I am in full domination.

Incoming Links

Mob Legend — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 14:22:01 +0000

Paris Hilton and Roberts Humor

Bizarre commentary on jenna Haze, Paris Hilton, Hugh Laurie, and Ron Perlman.
http://thedroidarmy.com/2007/06/24/paris-hilton-devastated-by-roberts/

Paris Hilton: Increase Penile Density, Decrease Vaginal Intensity

Taye-Taye, a comedic weird attack on Paris Hilton, House, MD, jenna Haze, and Ron Perlman. Again, weird.
http://thedroidarmy.com/2007/07/01/paris-hilton-increase-penile-density-decrease-vaginal-intensity/

TITS

She Who Is Ascendancy — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 15:39:36 +0000

Lord Vore, you mean this?:

Or this?

This boob is called a “Blue Tit”:

Great! Another White President

She Who Is Ascendancy — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 15:58:34 +0000

I know everyone’s excited about Obama Bin Laden being the Democratic nominee. I am too. I can’t sleep anymore. I’m too excited. I can hardly breathe. I’m too excited.

But before everyone gets excited about having a black president, i want everyone to remember and to acknowledge that he’s ALSO going to be A WHITE PRESIDENT. His bum was washed by his white mother!

So yes, he’s black. But he’s ALSO WHITE!

GOOD NIGHT!

PS, I don’t care about this or any of you. I really just wanted Hills.