Mudpiglet's Brandy Nook

Don't mind me, I'm just an asshole on my bluetooth

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sun, 03 Dec 2006 22:00:00 +0000

Really funny article about teenagers wearing bluetooth headsets and how annoying it is

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Shut Your Fat Fucking Mouth, Bono

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 08 Nov 2006 07:42:00 +0000

Bono gets told where to stick his opinions.

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The Worst Movies of 2006

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 31 Oct 2006 17:09:00 +0000

A great collection of the worst movies to offend our senses this year, with brief scathing reviews.

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Stop Trying to Recruit Me, Military

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sat, 28 Oct 2006 22:27:00 +0000

Why does the military pretend that all they do is play with cool toys all day?

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The Modern Adventurer

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 26 Oct 2006 07:14:00 +0000

An ignorant adventurer and explorer sets out to "discover" Hawaii in the year 2006 and encounters resistance from "hostile natives".

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The Legend of Topwaya

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 24 Oct 2006 23:42:00 +0000

Guilty White man pretends to be an Indian, plays magical flute with wolves, sells cd.

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Society Hits a New Low, Will Continue it's Disgraceful Decline

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 18 Oct 2006 05:43:00 +0000

Rap songs Chicken Noodle Soup and Chain Hang Low mark a new level of ignorance and societal decay

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In Defense Of Los Angeles

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 16 Oct 2006 21:07:00 +0000

Stop bitching about Los Angeles and go home you goddamn New Yorkers.

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How Many Pills Will I Take Today? - By Courtney Love

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 12 Oct 2006 15:14:00 +0000

Courtney Love ponders the only question that she really cares about.

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Choosing A Servant

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 11 Oct 2006 16:06:00 +0000

A recovered Victorian document penned by a British Navy Officer in 1879 describes the proper way to beat and rape domestic servants. Appalling!

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Readings From My 4th Grade Journal

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 10 Oct 2006 16:36:00 +0000

Readings from my 4th grade journal. Filled with jokes about nudists and the drug addled homeless. Clearly, I grew up too quickly.

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Making Fun of Aaron Carter

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 05 Oct 2006 21:05:00 +0000

A great article that makes fun of Aaron Carter.

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Bringing Back Retarded

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Mon, 02 Oct 2006 17:21:00 +0000

If Justin Timberlake is bringing back sexy, then what are the other members of N'Sync reviving?

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Dear God, I think You Meant that Stingray For A Different Steve (Steve-O)

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 27 Sep 2006 17:14:00 +0000

A funny open letter to god about how god probably meant to kill Steve-O from Jackass instead of Irwin.

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Ridiculous Rap Trends Part Deux: Gettin' Hyphy

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Tue, 26 Sep 2006 00:16:00 +0000

Really funny article about stupid rap trends. Contains an explanation on how stupid rap trends come about.

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Conservative Watchdog Groups Are For Pussies

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sat, 23 Sep 2006 08:47:00 +0000

A funny article about what a bunch of pussies conservative watchdog organizations are.

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Childhood Obesity: Let Them Be Fat

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 22 Sep 2006 07:23:00 +0000

A funny article in favor of childhood obesity.

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Big, Dumb World

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 21 Sep 2006 20:29:00 +0000

Chinese drunkard fights a panda and loses, man with "grand theft auto" tattooed on his back keeps getting caught stealing cars.

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The Apathist Manifesto

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Wed, 20 Sep 2006 21:57:00 +0000

A satirical guide to being as fat, lazy, and unproductive as you possibly can.

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Useless Gadgets For Useless People

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sun, 17 Sep 2006 23:34:00 +0000

Funny article about completely useless gadgets

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Fuck CGI, Bring Back Puppets!

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sat, 16 Sep 2006 21:44:00 +0000

A funny article about how CGI has ruined movies and we need to bring back the big elaborate puppets of yesteryear.

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Lamest Advertising Mascots

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Fri, 15 Sep 2006 20:17:00 +0000

A chronicle of really stupid and ineffective advertising mascots, funny.

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Animal Wars: Man vs Beast

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 14 Sep 2006 06:28:00 +0000

Pigeons dive bomb crowd, man declares a "cat jihad"

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Jesse Camp Found Living as a Homeless Man

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Sun, 10 Sep 2006 23:24:00 +0000

Jesse Camp, former MTV Vj, is found homeless and living in an alleyway with a dalmation in New York.

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WeLcOmE tO mY 420 StOnEr PaGe

noreply@blogger.com (Anonymous) — Thu, 07 Sep 2006 23:23:00 +0000

A funny parody of embarssing stoner humor

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