AN ODE TO POLLEN</h1> <article> <h1>AN ODE TO POLLEN</h1> <p>muffintopmommy — Wed, 22 May 2013 12:21:35 +0000</p> SOMEONE MAKE IT STOP!!! **I wrote this last year. However, I think it bears repeating because it ‘splains my absence from blogging over the past month—I’ve been hitting the sack...<br/> <br/> [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] </article> <article> <h1>WAYFAIR? PEAPOD? A FUN PARTY? SIGN ME UP!</h1> <p>muffintopmommy — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 23:58:44 +0000</p> For someone who loves to shop, decorate, and host parties, I got a Don Corleone offer that made my muffin top skip a beat. I couldn’t refuse! The offer was to receive $100 worth of groceries...<br/> <br/> [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] </article> <article> <h1>I LOVE THAT DIRTY WATER</h1> <p>muffintopmommy — Tue, 16 Apr 2013 20:54:26 +0000</p> There is likely nothing I can say about the horror show at the Boston Marathon yesterday that hasn’t been said already. I was born in Boston. I grew up not twenty miles outside Boston. Raised...<br/> <br/> [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] </article> <article> <h1>DO YOU WANT TO PEE ALONE, DRINK ALONE, AND/OR WIN A PRIZE? FIND OUT HOW!</h1> <p>muffintopmommy — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 01:51:12 +0000</p> Well. Turns out I ain’t the only one who wants to pee alone! Once upon a muffin top, I wrote a blog post called, “I Just Want to Tinkle Alone. Is That So Wrong?” Fast forward three...<br/> <br/> [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] </article> <article> <h1>FOREVER……LAZY? OR….FOREVER CRAY, CRAY, CRAZY!</h1> <p>muffintopmommy — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 02:15:39 +0000</p> First, let me confess I’m wearing an unmentionable right now. But I’ll mention it anyway. Because as one of my friends aptly said, “You are just living your life out loud!”...<br/> <br/> [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] </article> <article> <h1>SURGERY FOR THE HUBS? PLEASE STAND BY. HELP IS ON THE WAY.</h1> <p>muffintopmommy — Tue, 12 Mar 2013 03:51:05 +0000</p> So, hubs found out last week that he needs to have surgery this week. Don’t bust out your rosary beads or your Buddha or call your Rabbi–it’s totally minor. (Which is why he’s...<br/> <br/> [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] </article> <article> <h1>PEOPLE ARE DEPRAVED! DEPRAVED I SAY!</h1> <p>muffintopmommy — Wed, 27 Feb 2013 16:37:56 +0000</p> You know, if I can’t figure out how to make millions blogging to realize my dream of flopping in a hammock oceanside while cabana boys bring me adult beverages, damnit, at least I have the...<br/> <br/> [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] </article> <article> <h1>WE HAVE A WINNAH! AND OTHER RANDOMOSITY…..</h1> <p>muffintopmommy — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 21:15:46 +0000</p> SO… We have a winnah of the Honeywell Energy Smart 360 Heater! As promised, the drawing was random: Child labor ensured the process ran smoothly, efficiently, and with the utmost of integrity:...<br/> <br/> [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] </article> <article> <h1>A VALENTINE’S DAY TRADITION—AN ODE.</h1> <p>muffintopmommy — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:37:30 +0000</p> Happy Valentine’s Day, Muffintoppers! It’s getting to be tradition here—time for my annual ode to the hubs. Cheers! NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOO. Just, NO!!!!!! Roses are red....<br/> <br/> [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] </article> <article> <h1>CALLING ALL cold MAMAS! ENTER TO WIN!</h1> <p>muffintopmommy — Mon, 11 Feb 2013 21:49:30 +0000</p> Valentine’s Day is fast approaching. With three little kids and almost 13 years of marriage, I’m just hoping hubs will come home from work and sing something romantic to me....<br/> <br/> [[ This is a content summary only. Visit my website for full links, other content, and more! ]] </article> </main></body></html>