Fat Blondie Poops

Two months away and this is what I brought you.

Busy as Balls

Caravan of Comics, you guys - go check it out, it's going to be great.

Telep

This is probably the first minicomic I ever made, or at least the first one I made in any kind of organized "mass" production kind of way. It was done for a minicomic of the month club that Pat put together. Which was a pretty great thing.

Anyhow, you can buy a real one here if you like, and I'll mail it to you: andrewfulton.etsy.com

Eyeballs

I came across this while cleaning up and have no evidence I have posted it before. Did I forget? Did I feel awkward because that guy hits that lady? Did past me just understand that this one just wasn't very good in a way that now-me doesn't appreciate? Anyhow, here it is.

Let's compute together

Cyclubge

What if you don't like that thing that I like

Can we still be friends?

Tom Fingered

You can go over to the mumblier dot com twitter and see a version of this one with the last panel left in, and decide for yourself whether the final page is better or worse of without it.

That Blonde Fuck

I almost abandoned this one when I thought I might have been writing a terrible sort of a Crime World meets a terrible sort of a twilight zone, but I kept going, because it's twenty dozen already, and I want to just Get It.

(Guest) Pat Grant

Pat recently broke the heart of Melbourne Comics by moving to New South Wales, but he will always live in our hearts. His book Blue is going to be the tits, watch for it soon.

(Guest) Maré Odomo

Maré draws so good. I don't really know all that much about pokémon, but that's super okay.

(Guest) Stewart Fulton

The last in the Andrew's Dick series of Guest Strips, brought to you by none-other-than-my-own-flesh-and-blood-broheme Stewart. He's up in the twitter, too.

(Guest) Marc Pearson

Marc is making me put this up on my own website. That I pay my own money for. At least I'm winning the fight, right?
Bonus points for the Cross Marketing Opportunity though.

(Guest) Anthony Woodward

Anthony, stalwart veteran of the australian mincomics scene, is totally a real librarian. He is also one of the Puppet Masters behind the Chugnut. I wasn't going to mention the time that Anthony said that comics without words "weren't real comics", but he drew me with a monobrow so my hands are tied.

(Guest) Adam Koford

I think at this point Adam has drawn just about everything there is on the internet. He also says delightful things on twitter, if twitter is your jam.

(Guest) Mandy Ord

Everybody's favourite one-eyed mutant, Mandy Ord! You can get her book Sensitive Creatures from Allen and Unwin, and you should, because it's really pretty great, you know?

(Guest) Marisa Lai

Marisa was kind enough to swap me a couple of her lovely, understated minis ("Musicians Make Ridiculous Faces When They Play") for whatever garish nonsense I was selling at the Sticky Zine Fair. That's almost all I know. Pretty great.

(Guest) Arran McKenna

Arran draws terribly silly things in the most delightful way. Here, he has chosen to draw a Swinging Cock And Balls. Here is a comic about man-boobs. He also animates things. Go hit up his tumblr

(Guest) John Martz

Thanks to the miracle of transoceanic cablery - perhaps even satelittes or whatever - we have been able to reach out to the furthest reaches of Canadia, where robot beardsman John Martz was kind enough to share this delightful thing.

(Guest) Ive Sorocuk

Ive makes all the time Comics Face, all the time funny twitters and all the time not as good as me at Mario Kart. I would suggest he is my nemesis, but that would be giving him waay too much credit

(Guest) Trev Wood

Trev is the makes-the-pictures half of the "Zomedy Adventure" comic Sawbones, and by the looks of this, is the guy that took all your post-its.

David Blumenstein

Hey look, I get to keep my clothes on this time.
Are you a television station? You should put David's cop show cartoon on you! Otherwise, you can see his entirely fictional webcomic about an animation studio or listen to his occasional and delightful podcast Comic Book Funny!

Jase Harper

Jase has just finished off making a nice new internet for his comic Guh!, you should go right over there and get amongst it. Otherwise you're just sitting there peeping on my dingus, and that just isn't right.

Leigh Rigozzi

Leigh Rigozzi was the first to send back a guest comic, back when I was feeling super-anxious about this being anywhere near a good idea, and obviously made me chill right back out again. You should go check out Leigh's work - he does some super nice comics, and a pretty sensational mummy

Rockety Smooch

"Holy NaNoWriMoly"?

Here's some tits, ok?

what is with all the phones?

Something something symbology.

Has a smokes

Telepelephone

I've been drawing while watching The Wire, I guess.

Burbuja de Poop

Love me, love me suitcase lady

Disguises are for assholes

Vorstall Technologies

I have messed around with this website - please let me know if anything breaks for you.

Hey it's that kid that has those powers probably

I put this together for the Chugnut anthology that Anthony Woodward put together for Free Comic Book Day. If you haven't already checked it out you can download it from here - there's a bunch of neat stuff in there.

My Sword

Poop Champ

Thinking about webstock

I don't even have a batman suit

Halfpiping

Fuck Comics

Neat Trick

New Boots

FOR FREEDOM

jump jump

this milkshake tastes like some lady

Toot comics

giant

signal codes

There you are

Paisley

balcony

This might be the last time we do makeouts

Hey Lady, is your dog okay?

Behind your chair

ghost bird

hat

The birds

Safe house

Quiet Jedi Rampages

Faster than a speeding robot.

whum, whum whum.

All eat up

Eat butterfly love

You forgot this

If you love it set it free

Launch

Cross Promotional Synergies

Ninja Exoskeleton Fight

Box with Buttons (boy)

Box with Buttons (beard)

numbers were crunched and then

Elmoplasm

dark something afoot

this key

You are in so much trouble

Em at the pool party

Em at the pool party

My moustache, my crimes

Space Farmer farming space.

A gift for the sleeper

Talking to ben

At Amy's

tim was driving

Weremum

Knight's Quest

mega-hey

return p2

return

unicorn

Car go sproing, sproing car go

Parachoot

Tricksy Skull

Lion pounces

Hypno skull

hey! hello!

Boo, Four-eyes.

Timothy - reunited

Timothy - rooftop

Timothy - followed

Timothy - escape

Timothy - found

Timothy

bleurble

Ritual

well, he had a date

Catch

bzzt

Authentication revoked.

Argh, etc.

dirty secret

da docks

not feeling too well

space dopelganger/future self climbs into my dog!

floom!

bubble?

They will come for you at nighttime

Bird feeding bird

Why did you even say that?

Coming for to rescue

Real pain for my sham friends?

harvest truck

Baskets, balls

neck ninjas

scrooge mcducking

I don't know what this guy is shouting about

Crispy Bacon Tango

flipped his car.

can i have my cake back mister?

scatters

skate boarding

saddy beard and the monster

super force defend!

big fat frenching

in his cups.

you can carry me, if you like.

mmm chewy

feed me plz.

more suitcases

chase me, chase me

suitcase

in the sky above

sip and spit

dhalsim and blanka

holding her breath

hey man, get off my back.

up and down

the voodoo that I and/or we do

rockety rabbit aborts his flight

kissy kissy ducks

spitty chocolate on the bus.

rockety rabbit flies to the

bitey kick

they were told it is something of an honour to be chosen

cheer up, mr sad sack.

licking at bugs

badges again?

gronk

spill

wheeeeBAAAH

it just lay there, twitching

sometimes it's hard to talk

we don't have a dog anymore

cell phone panic

put that in your mouth hole

glasses off and whistling

and smooches

miscellaneous brownery

get out of his ship

Beavers and steves

munching jaffas

Dragon eating icecream

head eating dragon

nom nom nom?

you complete me

nudeperhero prints

stumble trip, stumble trip

dragon suitable

the meeting didn't go so well

rat creature

my balloon is yellow

yawny sleepy

my little superman

arena

a page full of faces

meat pie in the park

monkey(?) thinks he'll have a snack

and finally here they come.

monkey puppet, in the store room

i made some more badges

eated by a dragon

there are bugs on me

right into his cake hole

aki gathering

dook dook dook

ambush

at uncle pete's farm.

achewood

leap

putrid pal

square

you play with this, my dad.

relatively gravities

encounter with the untans

pounces on

wendy and her robot bird

ozcomics?

overheard at the cafe

space laser triplets

he floats above you, he floats below you.

his milkshake brought

transformering about

i was going to give you some anyway - there's no need to be a jerk about it.

pardon me, madam, may i have a word with you in regard to suchandsuch?

he spoke a word

monster meeting site

nudeperheroes

more nudeperheroes

mine!

sasquatch gets a little cranky

they let it out

wendy

Land narwhal eats some heads.

this monster has a red tongue

the lion is not roaring

where is he hiding now?

super yoshi versus the monsters on dad's t-shirt

some guy's some-guy hat

tricky treats

Yellow monsters will eat your car

prehensile tongued children cooperate at video games

robot suit man chasing birds

she looks pretty unimpressed

a less than ideal phone conversation

interview for a vampire

book thievery

all the way down the hill in some kind of great big box.

you blow bubbles, dad.

flesh picked clean

sumblesault

there goes his ride.

he was just standing there, enjoying his coffee

the news wasn't great

leapfrog racer

loup-garou

games, nudely

escape of the unspecified organ

Hey, that's my sandwich

ninety eight, ninety nine.

Sasquatch And The Satellite?

Yellow Dragon Rampages, Man Gets Cross

eATM

paint that guy some.

Twisty Tangly

big licky

from up in the trees

jumped from above

playing of games (scarlett)

sasquatch catches a ride

guy eating devil

car-jackery

taking out the bear

And then there were two

crabby divers

helicopter turtle monsters

sasquatch gone fishing

pool up on the roof

I check dad's puter

in that guy's hat

office tidy up

Sasquatch down the mountain

sleeping in

nearly

argh, my legs.

what does he do with all the cars?

face sucker, laying eggs in my mouth

mergers and aquisitions

monsters at heart

wendy and walter and some other guy

Lemony lemony lemony lemony

Sasquatch breaks up fight between non-specific cryptids.

Bonus

neighbour

acrobatastic

quality monitoring, agent analytics

telesales and proactive corporate customer contact.

cloud watching

scarf

fancy

attempted stocktaking at the Lab

unite

scaffolding

run away, robot monkeys

hiding from the death trooper

and from his mouth

aimlessnessness

popper

inconsolable

Yoshi and aki, laughing.

Space Tin Vader

robot peeking

eating bugs

Sasquatch and the spaceship

yoshi in a high chair

he stole a head.

trambulatory cannibalism

the dragon of penshurst

teedee

sunday driving

yoshi and dad walking

row of guys

gameboying

mowing the lawn

ram creature meets frog creature (detail)

ram creature meets frog creature

monkey punching

filing incident

vaguely dog looking things

call centre lycanthropy (badges)

tufty ears

big orange moustache

a white one

a little bit owly

A little bit anxious

les elephants vampyric

gentle landing

regifting

sasquatch in love

self-medicating sasquatch (badge)

robot monkey(badge)

nearly touchy feely

joystickery (badges)

feed her things (badge)

i don't know why, perhaps she'll die

his helmet gives him powers

he was in the fridge for most of the morning

she looks out the window

nausea

he has super powers

out strolling

not sure what they are smiling at

he has four arms

boys at tabletop game

bear driving truck

tumble

running about

monobrow cow

wrassling

stops and looks this way

dancing rodently

dog in his library

looking at clouds

carrying a bucket

two machines

visiting

tree

he couldn't quite believe it

hiding behind a tree

laughing nervously

spied on while filing

rollerblade

all sorts of people

monument

some guy talking

lions

guy on the wall

i thought these were extinct,