Muni Manners™

Etiquette Rule #41: Safely Stow Suitcases

sfmunilady01@gmail.com (SFMuni Lady01) — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 15:20:00 +0000

Bag of Tricks

Whether you're embarking on a summer vacay, business trip, or heading home for the holidays, traveling to the airport by public transportation is a great way to avoid traffic and high parking fees. Things just got a little easier for travelers on the right coast, as the NYC Transit System recently launched a test pilot program to install luggage racks on several routes to airports. However, until transit systems around the world follow suit, the rest of us are forced to share space with Samsonites. If you're not known for packing lightly, be sure to keep duffel bags and oversized totes from blocking seats and exits on mass transit. And, we agree with Trimetiquette's take that it is perfectly acceptable to place luggage on the seat next to you if, placed on the floor, it could affect any rider’s ability to move about about the train. Remember, the goal is to keep walking areas on transit vehicles safe and clear of obstacles. So, be mindful of how your parcels affect passengers and we guarantee it will feel good to get rid of some extra baggage. Flickr photo: carpathiar

Muni Manner: Keep luggage out of the way of fellow passengers. It's the safe and courteous thing to do.

Etiquette Rule #40: Follow Rules for Bikes

sfmunilady01@gmail.com (SFMuni Lady01) — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 04:26:00 +0000

Cycle of Life
The age-old turf war between bikes and cars is found in almost every metropolitan environment. Even though they struggle to share the road with automobiles, bicyclists are shown some love by public transportation systems with bike racks and designated spaces. But, for two-wheelers and transit passengers to ride in harmony, there are etiquette and safety rules that should be observed. The truth of the matter is that bikes take up rider space on transit--putting the squeeze on everyone. So, if toting your trike, don't block doors or seats, and take care not to box in passengers. Riding during rush hour? Be mindful of boarding rules to avoid delays. And if you're lucky enough to find a seat after stowing your cycle, ensure that your bike doesn't lean or roll away: your creeping gears make us nervous. Once you exit a vehicle and breakaway, don't block turnstiles or ride inside the station. Keep an eye out for others, and you can be sure these simple suggestions will keep fellow riders on your side - on and off the road.

Muni Manner: Maintain control of your bike on mass transit. It's the safe and courteous thing to do.

Etiquette Rule #39: Refrain From Fighting

sfmunilady01@gmail.com (SFMuni Lady01) — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:37:00 +0000

Transit Tantrums

Close quarters on mass transit make it an easy place for tired travelers and cranky commuters to let flaring tempers fly. Whether in a disagreement with your traveling companion, or nearing your boiling point with a pushy passenger, it's best not to let things escalate or cause a scene. Before you get ready to rumble or form a fight club, consider the safety of those around you and the impression you may leave on young riders. To simmer down your transportation temper, try our civilized version of a one-two punch: take a deep breath and extract yourself from the situation. We Manner Ladies believe that a little anger management can go a long way, especially in shared spaces. So, respect yourself and others by avoiding altercations involving physical force - be the bigger person and walk away first. Take our advice on being a pacifist, and we guarantee you'll live to fight another day.

Muni Manner: Prevent situations on transit from becoming violent. It's the safe and courteous thing to do.

Etiquette Rule #38: Observe Rules for Animals

sfmunilady01@gmail.com (SFMuni Lady01) — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 20:51:00 +0000

A Wild Ride

Public transportation can be a zoo, and we Muni Ladies are reminded of this when we see a parrot, chicken, or the occasional pot-bellied pig on our commute. Crikey! While these creatures are generally accompanied by a fare-paying human, it's important to be mindful of mass transit and pet etiquette. Petiquette states that riders should consider those around them when it comes to animals and their behavior. Remember that not everyone thinks it's a dog's world, and some riders may appreciate distance from man's best friend due to allergies or fear. If you must tote your buddy on transit, do so in a small bag or carrier and stow appropriately for the safety of others. On the flip side, service animals can ride unmuzzled on most forms of transit. Guide dogs and police pooches are working, so admire from afar unless you have permission to approach. Want to avoid becoming a pet peeve? Give our suggestions some paws for thought, and we guarantee you'll be the cat's meow.

Muni Manner: Be mindful of pets and service animals on public transportation. It's the safe and courteous thing to do.

Etiquette Rule #37: Snuff Out Smoking

noreply@blogger.com (SFMuni Lady02) — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 21:51:00 +0000

A Hard Habit to Break
Despite the amount of research that states smoking is not good for you or those around you, passengers can still be found indulging in transit tokes. Regardless of your choice of tobacco product, subjecting others to your addiction is so passe. Not only are the trash and odor offensive, but the second-hand smoke leaves us feeling like a discarded butt in your commuter ashtray. Our suggested smoking ban is not just exclusive to enclosed spaces: outdoor bus shelters and platforms are considered smoke-free zones and off-limits to your nicotine fix. When a fellow passenger asks you for a light, 'just say no' and keep the air fresh. And if you're traveling in a country where smoking is allowed, be sure to follow posted signs and catch a puff in designated areas only. Next time you have a craving, just remember transit vehicles already emit smog, so why further corrupt the air with your pollution.

Muni Manner: Avoid lighting up on public transportation. It's the safe and courteous thing to do.

Etiquette Rule #36: Don't Deface Property

sfmunilady01@gmail.com (SFMuni Lady01) — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 01:47:00 +0000

State of the Art

As longtime residents of a metropolitan environment, we Muni Ladies appreciate street art just as much as the next guy. But, we draw the line when urban expression means damaging public property. Graffiti is regarded as a form of art when it appears where appropriate, but on public transportation it is unwanted and unsightly. Images or lettering scratched, scrawled, painted or marked in any manner without the owner's consent is vandalism, which is punishable by law. What may seem like a small offense can multiply a la the broken windows theory: damage gives the message that no one cares, so other offenders are not deterred from committing similar acts again. And, on top of dealing with an eyesore, we're annoyed when your tagging crime affects our dime: fares go up when transit agencies have to spend money to repair or clean your graffiti. So the next time someone tells you to paint the town red, we suggest leaving the spray paint and markers at home.

Muni Manner: Keep crimes and costs down by protecting public property. It's the safe and courteous thing to do.

Etiquette Rule #35: Flirt With Care

noreply@blogger.com (SFMuni Lady02) — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 22:07:00 +0000

Your Stop Or Mine?
While we Muni Ladies don't condone offensive overtures to fellow passengers, we do recognize that--like work or the gym--public transit presents a potential dating pool. A connection with a future mate just might be a reality for daily riders. But before making a pass at that commuting cutie in the seat next to you, use your skills of perception to read their body language. Lost-in-thought frowns or headphones are sure signs they're not interested in being chatted up at the end of a long day. If you do make eye contact, make sure to tone down the glare of your stare so as not to give off that fatal attraction vibe. If you get lucky and they appear approachable, go forth with confidence and simply say hello. No pick up lines necessary. Want to ensure a good first impression? Flash your pearly whites and graciously offer up your seat to show that chivalry is not dead. Who knows, your unexpected flirtation just might make their day.

Muni Manner: Exercise caution when hitting on fellow passengers. It's the safe and courteous thing to do.

Etiquette Rule #34: Release Saved Seats

sfmunilady01@gmail.com (SFMuni Lady01) — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:00:00 +0000

First Come, First Served
With all the time we Muni Ladies spend on public transportation - looking out the window to avoid the person next to us - it's one of life's unexpected joys when we get to sit next to a familiar face. However, trekking across town on mass transit with a conversational compadre is an ideal scenario that doesn't work unless your Muni mate boards with you. Saving a seat for a companion who you know will board at a future stop is a nice gesture, but it's like standing in a parking spot while your friend circles the block: etiquette states that every passenger is entitled to any empty space. You may be able to keep the reserved slot next to you if it's not rush hour or if it becomes obvious you are saving it for someone who needs special assistance. But, if someone wants the seat you're hoarding for your homey, you shouldn't bar the early bird from getting the worm. If you're lucky enough to snag two rump rests, open one up - you may be sitting on that good karma on your next ride.

Muni Manner: Give up saved seats to passengers on mass transit. It's the safe and courteous thing to do.

Etiquette in Action

noreply@blogger.com (SFMuni Lady02) — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 05:37:00 +0000

Pimp My Ride

A new mode of transportation made its debut in the Bay Area, and we applaud the new Wi-Drive for finding a way to get the 'lexury' crowd out of their cars and into mass transit. Passengers can sip coffee, nosh on muffins, or catch up on emails while comfortably cruising the 101. This fancypantsification of public transit does come at a cost, but we imagine the VIP treatment is worth the expense. While the Wi-Drive is souped up to squeeze an extra hour of work out of your day, we Muni Ladies would be remiss if we didn't politely remind commuters of some basic rules of the road. If you're listening to music or talking on the cell phone, remember to keep the volume in check and watch what you say. Need we remind you suits of the Pillsbury layoff scandal? And if you've just been served one of the piping hot coffees, keep a solid grip to avoid a drink hazard. With these etiquette rules and a tricked out ride creating the ultimate commuting experience, why drive?

Etiquette in Action

sfmunilady01@gmail.com (SFMuni Lady01) — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 07:51:00 +0000

A Fight for Sore Eyes
By now, most Muni riders know about the recent passenger-driver altercation on the 33 bus. We considered the matter closed after thorough coverage from fellow bloggers at SFist and Muni Diaries. However, the story was revived today when KGO TV obtained surveillance footage of the incident, and we Muni Ladies were contacted by a reporter to weigh in. Unfortunately, we ended up on the cutting room floor! So, what did we tell the KGO I-Team? We explained that we care about our local transit system and were naturally disturbed by the violent exchange on the 33. And, while we aim to improve the system one rider at a time through Muni Manners, this situation clearly went beyond what is safe and courteous. We can't help but wonder: can simple etiquette rules, such as being mindful of young riders and avoiding profanity, temper (if not prevent) similar scenarios? While SFMTA determines the appropriate course of action for the driver, we look to you - our fellow riders - to do our part for the state of civility on mass transit. Carry on!

Etiquette Rule #33: Mind Your Language

sfmunilady01@gmail.com (SFMuni Lady01) — Wed, 18 Feb 2009 22:39:00 +0000

Look Before You Bleep
Accidents and unexpected mishaps can drive even the most mannered lady to a foul-mouthed expletive. But we feel that, for better or curse, potty mouths don't belong on public transportation. Whether your urge to talk like a truck driver is idiomatic, emphatic or just plain cathartic, etiquette states that chitchat on mass transit should be G-rated. Hey Bleeping Tom, your vulgar vocabulary is making us blush! If you can't censor the filthy four-letter words or ugly epithets you spew to your conversational compadre, at least note the decibels of your discourse as everyone around you is entitled to a comfortable ride devoid of smutty speech. And remember that obscenities and hateful sentiments not only make fellow passengers uncomfortable but are inappropriate for the ears of our youngest transit riders - who learn by example. So heed our advice to pardon your French, and we swear you'll have us all ears.

Muni Manner: Create a comfortable transit atmosphere by avoiding profane and offensive terms. It's the safe and courteous thing to do.

Etiquette Rule #32: Stop. Look. Listen.

noreply@blogger.com (SFMuni Lady02) — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 23:41:00 +0000

Red Light, Green Light
We Muni Ladies see pedestrians and transit riders play a risky game of human Frogger everyday. By avoiding designated cross walks and ignoring signals, near misses are as commonplace as the telling headlines that follow. With distractions from headphones, cell phones, or simple haste, commuters are often startled by the belching blow of a train whistle or honk of a bus horn. Those jolts serve as a jarring reminder that objects may seem closer than they appear. Yes, conductors are well-schooled with fast reflexes, but the necessary slamming of brakes may pitch innocent on-board passengers right out of their belt-less seats. And while we passengers quietly offer thanks when an accident is avoided, our relief is quickly replaced with frustration at the delay you've most likely created. So the next time you're in a hurry to catch or deboard a train, avoid becoming a casualty and just wait for the transit vehicle to pass before crossing. After all, in a game of transit chicken, the multi-ton vehicle will always win.

Muni Manner: Use your eyes and ears before you use your feet. It's the safe and courteous thing to do.

Etiquette Rule #31: Speak Up to Help Others

sfmunilady01@gmail.com (SFMuni Lady01) — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 00:12:00 +0000

Saved by the Tell
In life, we all get by with a little help from our friends. On mass transit, we can all use a little help from each other. So whether it's protecting a posterior from a dirty seat or informing a distracted passenger of the vulnerability of his unzipped backpack, we Muni Ladies encourage you to aid others by simply saying something. On public transportation, the rules of etiquette state that you should notify those around you of potential pitfalls. This includes gently informing a new rider about how to push/pull/step to exit the train - before they've missed their stop. Speaking up as a Samaritan not only boosts your stockpile of karmic currency, it helps make common courtesy a bit more common. Alas, despite our best efforts to inspire riders to pay it forward, we understand that some prefer to spend their commute avoiding contact with others. If you do lend a helping hand, we guarantee this: when what goes around comes around, your good looking out will have you sitting pretty.

Muni Manner: Help fellow passengers steer clear of hazardous situations. It's the safe and courteous thing to do.

Etiquette Rule #30: Talk to Us

sfmunilady01@gmail.com (SFMuni Lady01) — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:06:00 +0000

Mind Your Q's and A's

The new year is a time to reflect on the past and look forward to what lies ahead. As we look back on our freshman year as the Muni Ladies, our favorite part has been connecting with our com-Muni-ty. We are humbled that you reached out to us through so many transit-savvy comments, photos, and emails. So, our resolution for 2009 is to keep in touch! That means, it's time for us to go through your messages about transit etiquette and get back to you. Stumped on how to store strollers? Puzzled about passengers' potables? Drop us a line, and each week we'll answer your burning questions on Muni Manners. Smooth riding and Happy Year of the Ox!

Muni Manner: Send us your riding riddles. It's the safe and courteous thing to do.

Readers in Action: Wrapping up the Holidays

noreply@blogger.com (SFMuni Lady02) — Sat, 27 Dec 2008 11:58:00 +0000

We Muni Ladies have enjoyed a few days of respite and, thanks to our readers, some local women in need can say the same this holiday season. One idea, several helping hands, and twelve days later, the Muni Manners Holiday Fast Pass Drive collected over 70 rides - in the form of Fast Passes and expiration-free transit coupons - from the riding public of San Francisco! La Casa de Las Madres and the Asian Women’s Shelter welcomed your donations and agree that the Muni tickets and passes will be a "fantastic way for residents to access public transportation and move forward with their goals". Of course, no successful campaign is complete without a shout out to our enthusiastic supporters who used their voice to spread the word: The San Francisco Chronicle, Clear Channel, KGO 810 AM, participating Safeway locations, local bloggers, and many others. Just goes to show that there truly is a com-Muni-ty in our little slice of 7X7.

Etiquette Rule #29: Pay the Fare

sfmunilady01@gmail.com (SFMuni Lady01) — Tue, 23 Dec 2008 05:36:00 +0000

Ticket to Ride
We Muni Ladies find that the best things in life are free, but (last time we checked) public transportation isn't. Yet it seems that train hopping isn't just for hobos anymore, as everyday passengers are hitching free rides--costing agencies millions. The lost dollars also hurt our own pockets as fees go up for everyone. No pay? No play! Etiquette states that if you ride transit, you should purchase a valid ride. You've seen them in action: fare evaders jump stiles, board at the back of the bus, or simply refuse to pay. But, you can bet your funky dollar bill that it will be harder to freeload as more and more transit troupes boost their brigades of tariff inspectors to ensure fare play. Not only do citations carry a fine of up to $500 in some cities, but they also include the public humiliation of being nabbed in front of rubber-necking passengers. So, avoid price hikes and social shame by coughing up the coinage, and you'll be right on the money.

Muni Manner: Buy a ticket when you board. It's the safe and courteous thing to do.

Etiquette Rule #28: Drink and Ride Responsibly

noreply@blogger.com (SFMuni Lady02) — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:23:00 +0000

One for the Road
With the holidays full of merry parties and mistletoe make-out sessions, 'tis the season to keep yourself in check! As you become intoxicated by the lights and sounds of the city, we Muni Ladies offer you this rule of thumb: been to the bar, don't drive your car. On! Comet, on! Cupid, on! Dunder, you're Blitzen! Public transit is the answer to a hiccup-free evening, and the accountability just might keep you off Santa's naughty list. As you buzz home from the office party, that cute cocktail dress doesn't disguise your loud and disorderly behavior. And while you may not remember your bourbon breath in the morning, your fellow passengers will. If you are the designated driver, remember that friends help friends ride drunk. Minimize disruption to sober passengers by keeping your tipsy accomplices seated and quiet - after nursing that holiday hangover, they'll surely thank you. No one wants to become a transit party foul.

Muni Manner: No matter the occasion, act and drink responsibly when taking public transit. It's the safe and courteous thing to do.

Readers in Action: Holiday Fast Pass Drive

sfmunilady01@gmail.com (SFMuni Lady01) — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 00:53:00 +0000

Going Home for the Holidaze?

As the market tanks and layoffs loom, we're all tightening our belts. This means we can't be as generous with our holiday spirit. Well, we've found a simple way for riders to give back to the com-Muni-ty without spending a dime. Leaving town for the holidays and leaving a perfectly good transit ticket behind? Gift a ride by donating your used Muni Fast Pass! All passes will be collected and donated to local women's shelters - to help women who are seeking refuge gain transportation to and from a safe haven this holiday season. It's as easy as dropping off your Muni Fast Pass in the marked boxes at participating locations around San Francisco from December 10 through December 21. No matter how you're traveling this season, we Muni Ladies wish you smooth riding. As you leave town for the holidays, remember to donate your fast pass. It's the warm and fuzzy thing to do!

Safeway, 2300 16th St @ Potrero Ave
Safeway, 2020 Market St @ Church St
Safeway, 15 Marina Blvd @ Laguna St
One Market Lobby @ Market St entrance

Etiquette Rule #27: Don't Force Doors

sfmunilady01@gmail.com (SFMuni Lady01) — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:44:00 +0000

Jam Session
You've been there: oversleep, flub presentation, head home late, dash to catch train. The cherry on this epic heap? Just as you make the platform, the doors close in your face. Denied! It's tempting to get your foot in the door, but it's sensible to let it go and wait for the next ride. Each time a door is muscled open, it holds up transit and creates a domino effect that can delay the whole line. Prying open a portal can also cause damage to door mechanisms. Common sense: broken trains + repairs = higher fares. And, good intentions to help others squeeze on can cause injury, even your own. Not all automatic doors re-open easily, so if you get stuck you're out of luck. The rules of etiquette state that riders should keep newspapers, bags, strollers, and other items out of the gateway. So, before you use the jaws of life to board your next transit vehicle, we Muni Ladies remind you that buses are like cocktails - if you miss one, there's another one coming.

Muni Manner: Prevent damage and delays by allowing transit doors to close. It's the safe and courteous thing to do.

Etiquette Rule #26: Limit Personal Aromas

sfmunilady01@gmail.com (SFMuni Lady01) — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:22:00 +0000

Smell it Like it Is
With the myriad musks wafting through mass transit, it's important to remember that our own grooming habits can ease or exacerbate the problem. We often can't detect our own scent - natural or otherwise - but the harsh reality is that some personal bouquets are less pleasant than others. Whether it's a malodorous melange due to inadequate attention to personal hygiene or an overzealous effort to spray-delay-walk away, the clash of noxious emissions can make even a short transit ride reek. We're not calling attention to shortcomings in personal hygiene or application of the latest celebrity fragrance to embarrass or alienate anyone, but rather to remind all riders to be respectful of the air (with limited circulation) we all have to share. When in doubt, we Muni Ladies suggest heeding Toucan Sam's advice: follow your nose, it always knows. We guarantee you'll come up smelling of roses.

Muni Manner: Check yourself to avoid creating an olfactory assault on mass transit. It's the safe and courteous thing to do.

Etiquette Rule #25: Slow Traffic To The Right

noreply@blogger.com (SFMuni Lady02) — Fri, 14 Nov 2008 23:41:00 +0000

The Tortoise and the Hare
No matter where you are or what you're doing, general lane courtesy states that the right is for slow traffic and the left is for those on the go. When it comes to the mass transit experience, the same rules apply and not following can turn the savviest of bipeds into stupidestrians. Most transit stations are abuzz with activity, so take note upon entering and quickly fall into line. If you're day dreaming while cruising the escalator, just shimmy on over to the right to keep the foot traffic moving safely and efficiently. Forcing riders to dart in and out of traffic is the fastest way to a conveyor collision. Stuck behind conversational compadres going two-by-two? Prompt their move with a mannerly 'on your left'. When boarding, should you stop to pay your fare, keep the passing lane clear for monthly pass holders. With these simple maneuvers, you'll avoid becoming an unwanted speed bump and keep the proverbial express lane moving!

Muni Manner: Apply the universal rules of the road when navigating public transportation. It's the safe and courteous thing to do.

Etiquette Rule #24: Speak Softly

sfmunilady01@gmail.com (SFMuni Lady01) — Fri, 07 Nov 2008 00:18:00 +0000

The Muni Whisperer
As we jet from task to task in our over-scheduled lives, it often feels like the only chance we have to catch up with friends and colleagues on life, love, and the state of the union is on the run. We Muni Ladies understand that an interesting pool of discussion topics can easily elicit raucously rousing rants, but we hear far too many chatterboxes engaging in earsplitting discourse with fellow passengers. What happened to our right for you to remain silent? We prefer to keep our transit tete-a-tetes on the DL, and we recommend all riders take a hushed tone to avoid becoming a loud-mouth. So whether it's shop talk, pep talk, or trash talk that's got you nattering, the rules of etiquette state that the decibels of chit chat on mass transit should be kept in check. Take our advice to use your "inside voice" when riding public transportation, and we guarantee you'll be the talk of the town.

Muni Manner: Minimize the volume of your conversation with other passengers. It's the safe and courteous thing to do.

Readers in Action: Vote Your Voice!

sfmunilady01@gmail.com (SFMuni Lady01) — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:11:00 +0000

Red and Blue Go Green

On the first Tuesday in November, the United States of America will make history. Set to elect the country's first African-American prez or the first female veep, citizens will take to the polls in a defining moment in our nation's political process. To cast their ballots in this hotly-contested race, record numbers of impassioned electors are expected to cross purple mountain majesties and amber waves of grain to polling stations. This surge in voter turnout means more cars on the road - making driving more dangerous and the air even more polluted - therefore, cities across the nation are offering free or discounted transit rides on election day. So whether the candidates and initiatives have you seeing red or blue, we Muni Ladies are campaigning for you to go green: take public transportation to vote on November 4. It's the safe and courteous thing to do!

Etiquette Rule #23: Avoid Displacing Fellow Passengers

noreply@blogger.com (SFMuni Lady02) — Fri, 24 Oct 2008 06:44:00 +0000

Is This Seat Taken?
We Muni Ladies understand that on public transit, paying your fare doesn't always guarantee you a seat. But when trying to grab that last empty stump for your rump, no Gucci bag should take precedence over a fare-paying derriere. Are you a seat snob? Feeling territorial about your personal space? Check your proximity requirements at the sliding door, because no matter the reason, it's poor form to commandeer extra seats with goods from your latest shopping expedition. And, the old-fashioned leg spread with a fake combat nap doesn't get you off the hook, either. Conversely, if you're feeling bumped by an excessive bench warmer, we encourage you to take common courtesy into your own hands: simply pose a cordial 'Excuse me, may I?' and make your move. Whether driven by feelings of guilt or chilvary, fellow riders will take note - allowing you to ride shotgun all the way home.

Muni Manner: Keep seats clear to allow accessibility to other passengers. It's the safe and courteous thing to do.

Etiquette Rule #22: Hold on to Maintain Balance

sfmunilady01@gmail.com (SFMuni Lady01) — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 23:13:00 +0000

Stand Your Ground
All too often, a transit ride feels like a wild adventure. Not surprisingly, roller coasters and public transportation are oddly similar - both evoking the pleasure-pain principle that elicits fear, defies physics, and boosts adrenaline. Even the rules are the same: buy a ticket, get in, hold on tight, and enjoy the ride! But, to avoid becoming an unamused victim of commuter corkscrews and light rail loopity-loops, park your grasp on reinforcements. When you're forced to stand or walk through the train, we think it's best to hang tough and hang on - not only for your safety, but also for those innocent passengers around you. Fellow riders, no one wants to wear your edibles or potables when the train jerks and you lose what you're totin'. And, there's nothing like starting your day with a too-close-for-comfort encounter when you stumble and faceplant into the groin of a perfect stranger. Umm...awkward. So, humor these Muni Ladies and perfect that balancing act on mass transit. We'll think you're tops, bar none!

Muni Manner: Securely grip handles, bars, and straps to prevent falls and spills. It's the safe and courteous thing to do.