we are the new shit.

Like, O.M.G, Facebook is the new breeding ground for twits.

2011-08-10T10:20:00.001+08:00

There's a Facebook group called "Find-ing-friend-ship-people-and-stead-come-this-group-all-welcome" Surprisingly, there are more than 2k members and the chats are actively happening almost every hour.

If you want to find stead too, must not miss this page oHhhz!

Click here to see all the fun that is happening on the Facebook page.

I think they want to be the unofficial Museum of Twits.

2010-06-14T00:30:00.000+08:00

Hey kids

for once, do your homework today.

2010-03-01T21:41:00.001+08:00

I actually like this!

Facebook group: "h33yy x uuuu ok4ii??..x" WHAT? You freak, stop doing ALGEBRA on MSN.

2010-02-25T22:29:00.003+08:00

There are times in life when you have to choose.

What would be your decision in this, if they were the last girls Mother Nature has to offer?

Your Fav Neoprint poses

2009-09-21T00:27:00.001+08:00

You know, those Pretty in Tokyo - Ugly in Singapore neoprint booths...
It was called "Pretty in Tokyo" not "Pretty in Singapore" for a reason!

because that's supposed to be the best machine ever.
and the name makes you feel really good about yourself as you enter the machine, anyway. (Great marketers, we know.)

Seriously for twits wannabes only.
Here I present you, the tips to enhance your photo-taking session to make your photo stickers more memorable and kawaii. DO IT, because everyone else are!
Good luck!

1. "OW, MAMA I GOT PUNCHED AND IT HURTS"

How to do it: Puff then punch your own face, close that eye that is nearer to your fist, and pout your lips.
As though you are putting much effort to force shit out of yourself. Because you're so full of that... get it?

Also, you invite others to want to do the same to you too, just because they know this is how retarded you'd look. and it seriously it looks funny. LOLROFLMAO!!!!!11 MY FAV!!11

Best example on the right.

Definitely deserves the top #1 spot for this post.

2. Salute somebody, anybody.

We just want somebody to respect. :(

Because we are lost, we have no opinion and no idea,
it doesn't matter who,
just give us somebody whom we can follow.

(MOT FTW, duh!)

3. Laozhabor is teh queen.

One who enjoys life thoroughly, embraces change and keeps herself youthful.

Laozhabor does the best poses at the Neoprint machine.

Learn some from her, but mainly her best 2 are:

The lotus flower blooming at your chin
"Twist~~~ I'm Sailor Moon and I'm fighting evil by moonlight"

4. See, Hear, Speak, no Evil

It's an awesome pose, especially when there are 3 people doing it together.
If you don't do, you are a loser and clearly un-creative.

Speak no evil - Cover your goddamn face.
Hear no evil - Cover your ears like you heard nothin'.
Speak no evil - Cover your mouth and appear to be shocked since you are only left with your eyes to speak.

5. "Hi. She's Smile and I'm Cool."
This one is a tad tricky, I'm not sure what this would be classified as.

Looks like it's a "对你爱爱爱不完" pose frozen in action to me, but according to Handbook to Twits it should be the fifth zi-pai pose when pose 1 = number 1, and uses the Finger++ rule.

Extra tips:
1. Good rule of thumb is to leave some good space to add ornaments to the picture - it CANNOT be plain and without decoration.
2. The background should be colourful, if possible, shiny and with glitter.
3. Write some kewl words like "Smile" "Cool" "Cutie" "besties"
If you can't come up with anything creative, just resort to writing your own names and the date.

Pass this on to your friends so you guys can plan your next trip to the Neoprint booth, and cleverly apply what this valuable lesson have just taught you!

Any more neoprint poses I've missed out?
Email to pringislove[at]gmail.com and I'll add them to the list.

omg i can loginzzz (Part II)

2009-09-11T22:49:00.004+08:00

Because I finally bothered to use "Forgot your Password?" function!! MWAHAHAHA!!!

And regarding this earlier post (oops like one year ago)... fuck lah how could people think picture is me and call it hot...

OPEN YOUR EYES PEEPOLE.
I'm handsome-r than that!!

Anyhows, I've added a RSS feed to help you readers to get notified whenever there's an update... so convenient for you (notice how thoughtful and sweet I actually am)
If you don't feel like clicking it now, when you wish to so later - it's at LINKS on the right.
I'm usually not that stupid... but I could have added "Share This" as well, just that Blogger's being a pain in the ass...

xoxo
(Isn't it quite freaky I seem to login on special dates?)

We're on Urban Dictionary

2009-07-21T21:02:00.005+08:00

Anyhowsssss (I just like to piss you off with the unnecessary S), we are on Urban Dictionary.

Wonder which chap did it but anyhows, thanks.

so a lil update on how we all have moved on today.
I think I'm supposedly 16 this year according to some post? so I should be taking O's now.
Boy, to think I was just announcing to have just completed PSLE...
Camry can be spotted at St James and HVV at Butterfactory, but me, nononono. 8-)
According to geeksrule Section 250(1), geeks do not have nightlife.

with love
dropdead super handsome Pring.
(Thanks for saying I'm cute, rissa! I'll consider adding that in if it's still not too long)

Happy April's Fool

2009-04-01T12:56:00.004+08:00

No, there are no more pranks for you.

Twitter is the new MOT. (Just kidding!)
but seriously, although they were established a teenybit later than MOT, we are not affiliated.
Wonder if anyone will follow MOT on Twitter? heh

...why are users of Twitter not twits but Tweeters?
Do not go embarrass yourself by calling other people "twitter" because... it just ain't the same.

Sad 6th death anniversary of Leslie Cheung.

Pring

Didn't you know?

2008-12-19T20:26:00.009+08:00

That is not me lah!!!!!!!!! @#*$%$#$#
WTF and you all say it's hot. THAT IS NOT ME SO THAT IS NOT HOT! NOT HOT AT ALL.

DID YOU KNOW... ?

1. Pring is all grownup now.
Thanks to all those who grew up with us, and to the younger ones, hello and there's always the archives. I look back and still laugh at myself, I was young and funny. Now I'm old and dull.
Do you guys reckon it's a good idea to hand this over, or add a new contributor wannabe? Applicants and post suggestions are welcome.

2. Google recognises us!

Try typing "museum-of-tw"then Google suggests Museum of twits 73,900 results!!
hoohoo! How delighted is Pring!!

3. Twit language is defined by MOT. (uh duh!)
No one in this world shall claim they defined tYpInG lYk ThiSh was twit, because the creator is, *ahem* everybody! behold! Prince Pring! (and maybe Princess Camry?)

It's funny how I surf SG forums and see threads discussing about alternate type and surely the word 'twit' appears, but why don't anybody paste this link in?

Hey it's been 3 years. :)
Thank you all for the joy and laughter we shared.

4. But 'twit' is not the in-thing, no more.
Tis the season to act lich&cheemz (rich & sophisticated), serious.

Here's a self evaluation to know yourself better which twit you are.
http://museum-of-twits.blogspot.com/2005/12/its-quiz-time.html
Tell me if I draw good?

5. Pring is a care-and-share guy.
Yup you are welcome. :D
I just have to do this every year.
WE ALL LOVE CHRISTMAS, don't we? http://www.neopets.com/winter/adventcalendar.phtml

Til Pring remembers this blog again,
Pring

2008-10-26T23:42:00.001+08:00

omgzzzzz i can loginzzzzzz

:D please say hi to me.

-pring

Har har.

2007-06-22T04:40:00.000+08:00

Blah blah blah, so the update's waaaaaay overdue. You're pissed, I'm sorry.

And yes, blah blah blah.

Fuck twits. Dissing twits is so 2005, yo. (I know, I sound like a complete buttplug) Why don't you demanding cuntcrackers come up with something and I'll whip up a decent entry. Otherwise, shush.

BOOYA.

2007-02-22T14:17:00.000+08:00

MOT is so 2005. Dissing cheenah piangs is so 2005. And with the likes of Taufik, Sylvester Sim and SARS, everything this blog was about became part of a past. Let's face it - 80% of our readers were probably a whole frickin' convention of shit-faced geeks who's constantly subjected to bully. With your queue cut and feathers ruffled, you'd come marching over to this blog with your pants up high in anonymity and claim to be our loyal readers.

I don't blame you. Revenge is sweet. Seeing your school bullies humiliated on this blog is sweet. Reading about how the ah lian who rejected you is actually an airhead flown in from China is sweet.

But enough is enough. Like Nelly Furtado squeaked, all good things come to an end. The days of glory when the term twit almost made it to oxford dictionaries have came to an end. MOT needs a new direction, and from the looks of it, even new fans. I admit, MOT has strayed somewhat along the road when we allowed fame to get into our heads, and having lost direction, we became ignorant to our primary goals and just blogged to entertain.

Its 2007, and MOT needs some new shit to get the bitch moving.

So watch this space, while I come up with something.

Kira On Duty

2006-12-29T22:15:00.000+08:00

Hi, this is not Pring, but just a messenger who managed to hack into Pring's Blogger account. :p

Unfortunate news to make, I'm afraid...
*Please be prepared*
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The 3 authors of MOT have suddenly died of heart attack...
Must have been the works of Kira!
So if you spam the tagboard with URLs, be careful cos Kira may come for you too.

And ah, since the Twitsometer people keep spamming their blog over here at the tagboard begging for people to go click and read, I shall help them advertise. GO LA GO LA.
So the twitsometer people, please stop advertising already okay? Ty.

Ahem, please lor. coppie oso dunch knoe how tuh coppie. >.>

Thanks arh.

Belated Merry X'mas, remember tomorrow is the last day you can get freebies from the Advent Calendar.
http://www.neopets.com/winter/adventcalendar.phtml :)

Hey an update!

2006-08-27T23:17:00.000+08:00

SeaOfLove Posted 23/12/2005
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x= . euii betta watch 0ut ,
x= . euii betta n0t cry ,
x= . euii betta n0t pout ,
x= . ii'm telling euii why !
[( ssanta cclaus )] ish c0miin t0 t0wn.

=x ; he's makiin a list checking it
twice.
=x ; he's g0nna find 0ut who iish
naughty or nice !
[( ssanta cclaus )] ish c0miin t0 t0wn.

h0h00s ~ mmerry xxmas in advance !
cheerrs ! enj0y urself yeahhs ?

()"*"() ReGaRdS,
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x___`[ SeaOfLove ]`___x
guo85@hotmail.com

Holy son of curses. And to think I thought Britney Spears singing christmas carols was bloody annoying.

Shit a Twit Day

2006-08-07T00:46:00.000+08:00

Hello babies and gentlemen.
It has been a long time since we updated.
We update, we kena scolded. Never update, also kena scolded. Woah...

MOT announces.
13 August is a Shit-A-Twit day!
(Sorry to any birthday boy/girl that day)

Yay!! You know what that means?
You're supposed to grab a kid's shit filled diaper and.. you know what to do.

AIM, and FIRE at the twits!

Hahaha. Isn't that funny? Ha? No? Ha?
Nevermind. There's an event to accompany Shit-a-Twit day!
If no one's gonna celebrate it with you, we shall.
HAHAHA. LOSER. No I'm just kidding.
It'll just be a chill out session. Yay, read more for details.

Location: Habbo Hotel
How to get there: http://www.habbo.com.sg
Then?: Click Check in HABBO Hotel and sign up. You dont have to verify your account, just come up with a nickname and get your butt in there.
Find your way to MOT Paradise room. Search MOT at guests room, but it wouldn't be open unless we are around.
Time: 8pm
Date: 13 Aug (apparently)
Special Guests: MOT (Your only chance to take picture with MOT! screenshot I mean)
Objective: Shit a twit, chill out, get to know more people, dance, Q & A session, drink kopi, waste time.
Rules: You gotta change your MISSION in the game to, "I <3 MOT" and dress your character all pink(lol.)

Hahahaha. Aint that funny. No, I'm not joking. I'm serious about this. :)
And to those who are complaining and whining, or just hoping we'd die and close the blog down, or think we are very no life... hmmm. No life? We surf friendster all day? That's just a myth. Ha!

See you on 13 Aug. Finish your homework before you come. :)

Roar is the new purr '06

2006-06-19T01:51:00.000+08:00

Disclaimer

This is an advertisment. So if you're here to check out if your friends are being featured and attempt to annoy us by typing truckloads of complains hoping we'd empathize with you (betcha didn't get that), you could continue reading or pick the other alternative - which is to fuck off. Before you go on complaining about "eh wahlau MOT become so commercial" or "eh wahlau MOT now so commercial", just a little FYI - we're doing this for FREE.

Well actually, I'm doing it for free. I decided to shamelessly eat up on MOT's significant number of readers and do a little advertisment for a friend of mine. So don't bother trying to use this event to find out any member of the crew, its pretty pointless.

Roar is the new purr '06

And so they ask, what is Art. No one can put a finger to it but heck, thats no reason for only those with a flute of champagne in hand to appreciate. You bring your right brain, we bring the paint! Come this 21st to 25th June, Roar is the New Purr 06 will take the arts to the masses. And for all you art voyeurs out there, we're treating you to a showcase of local artists featured The Killer Gerbil, Maes2ro, Zero and 12Delta as the boys wrap things up on the 24th, 6pm.

Be there or be square.

Ok, so I copied the above whole chunk off their zo card. I'm doing it for free, you can't expect a 5000 word essay coming from me.

But here's a shoutout from me.

Look, if you're into arty farty stuff or have an interest for it, why not just drop by while you're in town? It wouldn't kill to just go take a look, hook up with a couple of budding artists or even do a little painting of your own. You could even just stand aside and watch as people create a masterpiece out of a few buckets of paint.

Furthermore, its FREE. And God knows how many Singaporeans squeal in delight at the mention of this word.

You don't need a flair for art, just an interest or even the slightest passion to watch and explore creativity at its purest. By doing without the cost, the people at Roar is the New Purr 06 are sending you a personal invitation to embrace the art scene in Singapore without any barriers or boundaries.

The stage is set, and all it needs is you to be there.

Event Information

Location: Esplanade, The Waterfront
Date: 21st - 25th June 2006
Special Appearance: The Killer Gerbil, Maes2ro, Zero and 12Delta on the 24th, 6pm

Well, as the tagline says - be there or be square.

Warning

2006-06-12T01:55:00.000+08:00

ps:/ the story is compleeeeeeeeeetely fictional, in case you haven't noticed. duh.

The president of Timbaktu gave me an urgent call while I laughing myself off SingaporeIdol (aka 7-11Idol) Anyway, Mr Neektheen had received news from The Nothingbettertodo Club that they have identified an UFB (Unidentified Freak Blog).

It appears that 2 beings from the nether world has invaded our precious small like pisai island. After sleepless nights of research, TNC has come up with the conclusion that the 2 beings have disguised in human form and might just be the one sitting beside you in the MRT.

The beings are extremely dangerous as they have the ability to hypnotise anyone and manipulate them. Imagine Timbaktians getting hypnotised and accepting twits as our holy one! Goodness. THAT, would be an ugly picture. Now we can't let that happen, yeah?

Dear Timbaktians, I call upon everyone of you to take extra caution of the people around you. I shall now teach the few basic steps to identify the beings that might take over Timbaktu as you are reading this.

The beings, both concluded to be males, have cleverly disguised themselves as a couple. A normal one that is. Meaning, one of them has changed and dressed up as a female species.

But, we're not stupid to be deceived.

Characteristics of the unknown beings
Weird hair

Now that hairstyle certainly looks out of the world, doesnt it?
Gravity defying, with a mixture of afroness and punk. You definitely can't miss this.

Power charging
Unlike humans, their form of energy is Leeching. They would pout their lips and point it directly at each other, no further than 5cm.

Something like infrared.

Battery Life 5%

Battery Life 20%

Battery Life 50%

Battery Life 75%

Battery Life 100%
Yea this works too.

Disturbing Smile

I suspect this is their way of hypnotising...feeling nauseous already.

These vital information are enough to aid us into recognising the 2 beings. If spotted, do not hesitate to dial the hotline that MOT has specially opened up @ 1800-OMGWTFBBQ-I-SAW-THE-BEINGS. We will forward the message to the president when we are free.

Please remember,

THEY ARE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS

Appeeeeaaaal.

2006-06-10T12:39:00.000+08:00

From: "leongxnq"
To: twitsPI@yahoo.com
Subject: URGENT- ii need ur assistance . thanks so much .
Date: Fri, 9 Jun 2006 19:59:35 +0800

hii MOT bloggers,

I need your help . I was told that some anonymous pple had posted my blog address on this website . It's not that ii dun support your website but since then, alot of pple have been coming to my blogger and created an unneccessary arguments. 1 anonymous scolds; 4 fren scold back . De tensed situation iishx heartbreaking. Make mii angry ferr noting; make my fren even more angry ferr noting in particular. I felt bad . I seriously did not offend anyone . The pple whom I offended in life can be counted using 1 hand but quarrels eventually lapsed and became casual frens. I dun understand why I became a victim of this MR ANONYMOUS. For reference to everyting, euu can visit my blog. I did not delete ani tags to de favourings of your complete understandings.

ii'm SORRY but ii really totally NEED your help and bothers euu guys like tis. Please kindly take my blog address out of everything and delete the tags.

For replies, please reply it to xiao_ying1982002@msn.com . Awaiting replies=)

Here's my blogger:
http://flutteringreminisces.blogspot.com/

*THANKS>,''<*

#Lurvex,
donQuiXoTe`` twwa0siix``

Now ladies and gentlemen, this is a fucking classic.

We've received fanmail, hatemail, spam mails about some Uratonimum country's prince dying and I'm supposedly the next of kin and thus will have to take over his throne.. but we've never really received mails from the twits themselves appealing for our help.

Have it ever occured to any of you twits out there, that we might be the last person you might want to seek help from?

Firstly, I'd like to make it clear that none of the 3 authors of MOT has ever went to a twit's blog just to flame him/her for no apparent reason. We don't derive any joy out of constantly clicking the refresh button hoping you'd have replied and kill our brain cells by trying to decipher your language.

Secondly, if the readers are the one behind it, beg for them to empathize with you, don't disturb us. I seriousy don't give a fuck if "De tensed situation iishx heartbreaking". I couldn't even care less if you rolled over and barked.

But still, since you did approach us for our services, I guess I might as well give you a helping hand. So guys, listen up alright. Please, I beg you, for the love of God, stop flooding her blog at http://flutteringreminisces.blogspot.com and don't even think about sending her hatemail at xiao_ying1982002@msn.com because MOT is watching you.

Word.

Don't Pollute Our MSN Conversations

2006-06-09T00:19:00.000+08:00

I don't feel so alone afterall.
Apart from the quite irritating slang that they're equipped with, the video actually makes sense.

The 1st half of the clip might be quite difficult to hear. It is actually just a short speech about words like eeu mie worx, typical lah. You can view them from our very own Twitionary. The fun part of the video is in its 2nd half. Photo poses :D I liked what they did to twist the actions around.

Enjoy.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

2006-06-02T17:11:00.000+08:00

I don't think so.

No one gets it.

2006-05-13T03:30:00.000+08:00

I like to review the tagboard and comments left regarding our entries from time to time, not because I enjoy glorifying over the fact that people are treating MOT like a temple for worship, but because some of the comments and suggestions allows us to fill up the room for improvement, whereas some are just plainly mocking us at the expense of revealing their own stupidity.

There are people who simply don't get it, trying to pick faults with us without reading the whole entry properly, and instead they just sweep through the first few lines of each paragraph and condemn us for something we've already expected and rebutted in the entry itself.

Then there are those who think we're like some, online propaganda, trying to brainwash the readers by stuffing our ideals and views into their heads. Well, to a certain extent I admit this website possesses entries that carry a propaganda, but saying how self-righteous we are, trying to discriminate and brainwash our readers into doing so, is just way bullshit.

For one, we don't advertise our blog. Maybe we did a little racking of readers when we first started, which makes perfect sense for me since this isn't a personal blog, and it requires readers to complete the whole package. But we don't force people to link us, or even ask anyone to link us as a matter of fact. The only website we're affliated to is the Retard Patrol, who started out before we did and writes for a same cause.

Other than them, the people linking us do it on their own will. We don't force readership, and if we were so tech-savvy to even know anyway to brainwash them through a blog, we'd have gotten a much better layout, don't you think so?

Then there's this thing about us being self-righteous. How so, may I ask, are we self-righteous? True, the twit word have become (if I may dare say) revolutionary. People are referring to the term 'twit' everywhere I go. It has become a connotation that is fixed, somewhat appearing often in our daily conversations.

But we don't end every article with "This is right, this is best, this is the ONLY way you should live your life." We don't digress much on the degree of truth our entries hold; we're merely trying to voice our opinions on things we feel disgusted by.

Is that incorrect in any manner? The twits can set a blog, label us with some four letter word and start a revolution too, for all I care. You can try, and hurray for you if you succeed. That is just you voicing your hatred for us too, that's perfectly fine with me.

And for the third time, we don't fucking care.

We hardly reply on the tagboard nowadays, if you noticed. Because we don't care if you think we suck, or if you think our blog's not funny anymore. It was never meant to be something humourous, the humour was just to allow better engagement the readers can have with the entries. If you don't want to read just because MOT's not really funny anymore, please, by all means, fuck off and go read something you'd term better.

Because we don't fucking care.

Even if you think we're good, we're like your daily gazatte, you want to express your love and concern for the three of us, go ahead and shower your sprinkles of love coated in candy wax, we still don't care.

Because right now, we can't be anymore than bothered if we're going mainstream, or already at that stage, because our ideals for this blog has matured and we crave more than recognition, we want to write about people, or rather, certain characteristics that irks us.

Because for the last time in this entry, we don't fucking care.

Of Tammy, Colinandkero and your mom.

2006-05-07T12:08:00.000+08:00

I'm sick and tired of people coming up to me and asking me "Eh have you read colinandkero?" or "Eh you know that gay blog anot ah?" and most of the time asking me to feature them in MOT.

For one, YES, I have fucking read colinandkero and I really don't understand all that hype to a blog set up my two guys who like to suck each other off.

And for the record, NO, I'm not going to do any feature on them in MOT (this doesn't count, this is an anatomy of the whole situation) because it'd just reflect on how stupid and close minded we are if we did, like most Singaporeans.

I admit, Singapore is way too tiny for a country as a whole, but we are an impactful minute on the globe. People are aware of our progress and standards, they know what we're celebrated for, and unfortunately of late, they also know what we're mocked at for.

Our close mindedness at ridiculous amounts.

Its a shame I tell you. Firstly it was the Tammy issue, which changed ours and her lives so much that her surname suddenly became NYP. Everyone was talking about the Tammy NYP, her average tits and the boyfriend's deformed penis. They discussed it during coffeeshop talk, in classes, on forums, in blogs, everyone wanted a piece of her.

Through word of mouth, the internet, and every other means of communication exposed to us, this handphone video scandal soon seeped into our neighbouring countries, continents, and I'm not surprised if our friendly aliens from Pluto have jacked off to it already via satellite tv.

You might think, we're heaving Singapore up the heights in terms of recognition, and people all around the world'd know that Singaporeans are capable of creating their dirty little scandals as well, and are not prim and proper as foreigners stereotype us to be.

Well, sha-la-la asswipes, people out there are laughing at us, not laughing with us.

They're mocking how we're making a mountain out of a molehill, going all ballocks over a 10 minute video of huge pixels humping one another. They probably have enough of such video and scandals to build a dam, and here we are, jacking off furiously to our very own homemade porn.

Here's a question I pose to you. Are you proud of all that? Of all the recognition we're having for our stupidty, shooting ourselves in the foot and welcoming the humiliation into our nation?

Colinandkero are still citing at all local level, and you might think its ok to humiliate ourselves since its still contained within the nation. Well bugger, so was the Tammy NYP issue before, but look at it now. Passe but people have imprinted an impression of Singapore and its citizens, and its the notorious kind in the very worst ways.

Do you want another wave of humiliation flooding your nation by pushing this colinandkero issue to an international level? Is this your envision for the nation - to make a mockery of herself with the hands of her own citizens?

I am pleading with you, shut up and get over it already. Life has to go on and if a year into this and you're still asking people "Eh you know the colinandkero?!", you probably never had a life to start with.

And if any of you are facing homosexuality issues, Pring's door is always open for you, drop us an email with the subject as "Pring I Know You're Gay" and my dear friend Pring'd be more than willing to drop you a reply.

What, you mean you didn't know? Duh, Pring loves to suck a nice schlong, so if you're looking for some relief down below, drop him an email too.

The Epitome of Stupidity.

2006-04-23T08:23:00.000+08:00

People coin themselves nicknames because they don't think their original one is cute enough, or unique enough, or angmoh enough. For example, this girl called Sio Kan might find herself unsatisfied with her original name and decide to give herself a name like Hope or Destiny or Kimchi.

Twits, they can't seem to be satisfied these days. They are given beautiful names like Jacqueline or Rose or even Princess. But no, they don't like. They want speeeesheeer. Something so unique you go google it also cannot find one.

But sometimes, they tend to go too crazy with their already very limited imagination, and end up with such names. What I am going to show you, may be what your future kids want to call themselves if this trend keeps up.

Photo courtesy of Fannyowemoney

So, unless you want your unborn daughter to be called Silly Chew or your unborn son to be known as Stupid Ng, do your part for the community and stab a twit today!

The Best Friendster Bulletins Ever

2006-04-18T11:54:00.000+08:00

I know there are tons of friendster bulletins being passed around and 93% are not worth reading. Honestly, I almost never notice any bulletins that's being pinned up by friends.
Anyhow, these are the better bulletins spotted by the friends of MOT. Thanks to Mel and Remona... and the real authors of these bulletins.
Just for laughs and to, uh. kill some time.. :)
Although some may sound pretty harsh. >_< Ow.
(And if you have some good bulletins and want to share, do e-mail us at twitspi@yahoo.com, if it's good we'll add it in.)

Friendster Bulletin #1

1. To the people who does have more than 500 friend's, are you serious? Nobody in this universe has that many friends...you're stupid. Go kill yourself.

2. If you're ugly stop acting like you don't know it. The captions under you picture that says "top model pose" doesn't convince anybody. at least you can work on your personality.

3. Don't ever post pictures and say "omg im so ugly" because if you were, you wouldn't post them.please put away the rod and reel cause your just fishin for compliments.

4. Nobody cares about threats over the internet. Don't try to act hard with the keyboard...that's so sad. unless you actually physically beat someone with the keyboard. then thats ironically hilarious.

5. If all your pictures look the same...don't post them all! Please put some variety in your pics. Nobody wants to see your face 8 different ways. I don't care if its inverted, black and white, or faded out. a face is a face is a face. (This reminds me of Mr OSG. HAHA)

6. Who really gives a rats ass if I don't accept you as a friend...MOVE ON. Don't send me another request or message asking "what's up?" I don't want you as a friend or I just don't care, that's what's up!

7. LITTLE 13, 14, 15, years old who have friendster and LOOK LIKE SLUTS, go somewhere else because NOBODY wants you here except pedophiles, and is that what you want. to be raped? no you don't so RUN RUN FAST!!

8. No one is really going to die in 6 days or have bad relationships for 5 years if they don't pass or post your bulletin on. & Nobody really cares whether you complete a quiz on 100 questions about yourself. so STOP posting them!

9. If you have decided to read this, You are a true Friendster Friend. Real friends read their bulletins.

10. It serves to eliminate people who are desperately trying to add "friends" like it's a popularity contest in high school. Good riddance!

Friendster Bulletin #2
Message: - Inspired- Inspired by Samuel/Jun Hao
who wrote a very true article.
- Hope this article will be passed down to those who realise it's the truth.

You see, people in friendster are like NUTS, Guys and Girls, no offence but, girls especially. You guys use the word me as miee, you as euu. 'diao' so damn frequently like using your grandma's lawn. Do yous guys know the meaning?
Guys too, listen up.
Diao - meaning a male's genital or rather, manhood strong and powerful, robust and sturdy.
You guys use it as if it's some -_- statement. Acting cute while you are at it.

Like what Samuel said, Friendster profiles are chewed up and spit out like bad bacon.

Next point.
I know for you youngster reading this at the age of 10-13. uP aNd DoWn is WaYyYY cOoL. ReAlLY uBeR aNd 1337. No, if you grow up, you'll find it real lame.
Unless you have a nickname which was like this till now. Try completing a resume
using aLtErNaTe cAps. I bet the person reading it will laugh his lungs out.
It's wayyyy gh3y. YES, GH3Y, pronounce it and it becomes GAY. Notes to add :
GH3Y is in h4ck3r's language.

I'm done with the first half, take a break.
Drink some coffee. Done? Read on.

75% of the girls always have this or something similiar in their profiles.

dUnCh MeSsAgE miie iN fWeNsTeR tWoo aDd eUu. yOU aDd miEe oNlY.
dUnCh aDd miIe JusT beCuZ eUu wAnT mOrE fRiEnS.
OH COME ON. I've seen many girls advertise on irc like this.. example. no offence now.

This one's from the channel #teens
[02:57] add miee in fwenster . . @hotmail.com asap pls. .! thx!

Her profile which i went to, had the message.
>>>> if u msg muee to add muee in2 ur acct, sowie. im NOT interested.
just dun eva try ta add muee jus bcus u wan more fwens or u wan feel popular in fwenster. i dunch entertain to this kinda lame shiet. <<<<

See the irony? Anyways. Many people just add to raise some social status.
Especially those with 400-500 friends and need another account.
Since you have SOOOOO many so called 'friends'. How many actually talk to
u? do you all talk to each other?
All 500 of them? even msn messenger cannot hold 500 contacts.
There are sure to be people with 2 account or more, let's take 500 as 400 then.
Still, MSN MESSENGER can only hold 150 contacts, unless you're a premium member.

I hope i'm not inflicting any pain to you if you are one of those like stated above, it's just the painful truth that shows how retarded and imbecile singaporeans can
be.

So girls, stop euuu-ing and miieee-ing and pwease, ish bery irritating to shee tat.
Such english, go rot in hell ^^. And it isn't cute at all. People would laugh at your stupidity instead. We would love to minimize the spellings in a word, like
reducing you to u. Which retarded would wanna type u as euu? Either you're childish or just stupid.

The reason why Singapore isn't very much improving cause of US,
we singaporeans have become laughing stock of society actually.

So if you actually read here, I'm glad you did.

2006-04-17T02:27:00.000+08:00

Update simi update lah.

You want update, yah? OKAY LAH, I GIVE YOU!!!111
Just don't cry when you see this.
The MOT crew went to visit a fortune teller last week.

Ah Pek: Shut down the site... because... the twits are going to overpower you three... sooooooon..... They will...
Cam: Huh? So serious?
Ah Pek: Yes lah, you think what? Your fans all flood the tagboard with the twits URL, all of them very the angry you know or not?
Pring: ... Our fault?
Ah Pek: Arboden? Don't underestimate the twit network ok?! This is for your own good. Want to listen then listen. Dont want listen then sua.
HVV whispers to Cam: This uncle also visit MOT one eh.

(Bla bla.. @#*^$#$*%$*(#$^)

So... we're all lost and confused, we really don't know what to do. Not that we've run out of ideas... we all lost our balls. T.T The twits! They are going... to dominate the world!! Now, what should we all do?

There are only two options.
1. Run and hide under your blanket.
2. Take out your parang and act tough! >:|

Right..................... It's a damn cold night.
So cold... brr. :D
Par... par.. pardon my cold-ness.
MOT ain't even funneh.
Pring has no sense of humour. You don't need me to tell you this, you can already tell, right?

kk. To the whole point of this entry...

PLEASE TAKE NOTE: Please do not spam people's blog/friendster URL anyhow on our tagboard. Honestly, MOT don't bother to click on the links provided... only the other fellow readers do... so no point hoping and praying everyday MOT would feature them. (Even if you're very desperate, at least be more sincere, right? E-mail us and tell us why you think he/she deserves it with good and reasonable explanations lah! Then again, we seldom check our e-mails...)

When somebody spams a really twitish URL, don't bother to go tag at the tagboard to try and stir trouble. Don't even waste your time on them, really, don't. Even if he/she really pisses you off, just don't waste your breath. Scratching your ass or picking your nose would be a better thing to do.

And the popular colinandkero@blogspot site... stop asking us to go read it. MOT is not against homos... and well, they just have a pinkish blogskin. I'm not keen to read what they do to each other... *shrugs shoulder* I know what gays do already. :D Front door, back door? No? Oh.... true love~ true love~

Peace. v(^_^)v (not TWIST, hor!)