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		<title>Hey, Kid Rock: You&#8217;re Off Your Rocker</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maximillian Manwell]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Apr 2026 11:49:43 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Hey, Kid Rock. I know I&#8217;m a little late to the party, but did you actually call Jay-Z a DEI hire? My guy, you just detonated the stupid nuke and stood directly under it, proudly saluting with a PBR in one hand and your last functioning brain cell in the other. Let’s be absolutely clear: [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Happy Earth Day, Mother Earth. You Useless, Spinning Spineless Failure</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 18:45:47 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Happy Earth Day, everyone. (Everyone except Earth, that is.) Today is the one glorious day each year when humanity pauses its relentless campaign to turn the planet into a smoldering landfill and pretends to care. We’ll post photos of forests we’ve never visited, sip “ethically sourced” oat milk through biodegradable straws, and lecture strangers about [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>The POTUS is a POS</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maximillian Manwell]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Feb 2026 00:51:50 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[Donald Trump has been a racist piece of shit for decades, and if you can’t see it by now, you’re either lying to yourself, straight‑up willfully ignorant, blind, or auditioning for a role in the next Keystone Klan remake. This isn’t some fringe opinion. This is the pattern of a man who doesn’t just tolerate [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>If You&#8217;re Going To Hunt, Hunt Like A Man</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maximillian Manwell]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2025 00:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Manly / Not Manly]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#160; When it comes to manliness and hunting, I’m just going to call a spade a spade. The way men hunt today isn’t manly. It’s not even manly-adjacent. Strapping on a $2,000 rifle with a scope that can light up a flea’s butthole from half a mile away and then bragging about dropping a deer [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Believe Your Eyes: At Five Guys It&#8217;s The Fries</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maximillian Manwell]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Sep 2025 18:29:26 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[The Definitive Fry Power Rankings: Why Five Guys Destroys Everyone Everyone has opinions about fries. But most people are idiots, so their opinions are wrong. Let’s settle this once and for all: here’s the ranking of fast-food fries, from “barely edible rat bedding” to “divine potato enlightenment.” 7. Burger King Fries: Deep-Fried Regret Burger King [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Bacon vs. Facon</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maximillian Manwell]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2025 09:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#160; Listen carefully, because I’m only going to say this in a voice loud enough to shatter your gluten-free earplugs: if it didn’t come from a pig, it’s not bacon. So, newsflash to you AND your mangina if you call anything bacon that doesn&#8217;t come from a pig: you’re not fooling anybody. It’s not “sorta [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Be A Good Sport And Shut Your Cake Hole</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maximillian Manwell]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Sep 2025 05:11:40 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#160; Dear slack-jawed spoiler-spewing degenerates: If you ever so much as whisper the outcome of a single solitary game before I’ve had the chance to watch it, I swear I will personally invent a new branch of torture specifically for you. And no, not the fun kind you can brag about surviving at frat parties. [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Congress Ran For The Hills But Epstein&#8217;s Victims Stood Tall</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maximillian Manwell]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Sep 2025 12:29:45 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#160; Back in July, Congress proved once again it’s less a governing body and more a daycare full of cowardly toddlers. Speaker Mike Johnson—better known as the Human Participation Trophy—slammed the gavel and sent the House home early for recess. Recess! Because God forbid anyone in that chamber actually do their jobs when the Epstein [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
		
		
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		<title>Meat Rules</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maximillian Manwell]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Sep 2025 04:55:27 +0000</pubDate>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#160; I am an unabashed, unapologetic, unrepentant carnivore who occasionally uses fruit and vegetables to chase meat. And while I understand completely why people become vegetarians for health reasons, or to protest the cruelty done to animals in the process of getting them from farms to kitchen tables, I will never be convinced that people [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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		<title>Give Yourself A Hand</title>
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		<dc:creator><![CDATA[Maximillian Manwell]]></dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2025 01:45:44 +0000</pubDate>
				<category><![CDATA[Football]]></category>
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					<description><![CDATA[&#160; It matters not how blue your blood is or how serious and determined you are to maintain an air of decorum at all times—if you have a spinal chord, there will be times when you will have no recourse other than to go full on caveman and eat with your hands. If you’re manly, [&#8230;]]]></description>
		
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