http://www.muthahood.com/muthahoodaintforsissies/ Hi, I'm Rocky. As of today, I am a 37 year old Stay At Home Mutha with six kids. Yes, six. We have four boys and 2 girls. They are pretty much a huge part of my life and I not only love them to death, I really like them too. They are cool little people that get on my last nerve from time to time. They run me ragged from 6:00am until 9:00 pm, and that my friend is a long frigging day. This blog is about my life with them and with my amazing partner, lover, and father to all these crazy children. I hope when you read my blog you will smile, laugh out loud at times, or say to yourself, "That's exactly how I feel." By the way, I'm not just a mom, wife, maid, taxi driver, cook (not chef), and full time blogger. I am also a woman who cares about the world outside her own home. If you have a moment check out Mothers Fighting For Others and you can see how we are trying to make a difference in the lives of Kenyan's orphaned girls. en-US 2010-03-01T18:50:30-08:00 muthahoodhttp://feedburner.google.com http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/muthahood/~3/_nFLqAS1Mmg/ahh-four-year-olds.html This is what happens when you ask a four year old to put the toilet paper under the sink.<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=_nFLqAS1Mmg:w6iYwYm7SB4:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=_nFLqAS1Mmg:w6iYwYm7SB4:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?i=_nFLqAS1Mmg:w6iYwYm7SB4:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=_nFLqAS1Mmg:w6iYwYm7SB4:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=_nFLqAS1Mmg:w6iYwYm7SB4:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?i=_nFLqAS1Mmg:w6iYwYm7SB4:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> Kids Stuff HeadMutha 2010-03-01T18:50:30-08:00 http://www.muthahood.com/muthahoodaintforsissies/2010/03/ahh-four-year-olds.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/muthahood/~3/PhAyb8nAgQg/funny-thing-my-kid-said.html Mommy, are you drinking Pig Wine tonight?<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=PhAyb8nAgQg:gGbGSEFmaqU:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=PhAyb8nAgQg:gGbGSEFmaqU:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?i=PhAyb8nAgQg:gGbGSEFmaqU:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=PhAyb8nAgQg:gGbGSEFmaqU:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=PhAyb8nAgQg:gGbGSEFmaqU:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?i=PhAyb8nAgQg:gGbGSEFmaqU:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> What Did You Say? HeadMutha 2010-01-26T17:23:02-08:00 http://www.muthahood.com/muthahoodaintforsissies/2010/01/funny-thing-my-kid-said.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/muthahood/~3/2N1usVk4keE/mommy-can-you-sew-up-puppys-butt.html Yes, you read that correctly. You see Puppy Max used to be a puppet. Miss M wanted me to perform surgery today to close her up and be just a puppy. So, here are some post-op photos of both patient and "mom," all happy faces now! My life Is never "normal." I was in Kenya 5 days ago, today I sewed up a stuffed animals butt! Now, that's funny.<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=2N1usVk4keE:DwgZzUm7H1g:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=2N1usVk4keE:DwgZzUm7H1g:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?i=2N1usVk4keE:DwgZzUm7H1g:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=2N1usVk4keE:DwgZzUm7H1g:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=2N1usVk4keE:DwgZzUm7H1g:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?i=2N1usVk4keE:DwgZzUm7H1g:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> What Did You Say? HeadMutha 2010-01-22T15:05:02-08:00 http://www.muthahood.com/muthahoodaintforsissies/2010/01/mommy-can-you-sew-up-puppys-butt.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/muthahood/~3/sv7l-7uw30Y/what-a-five-year-old-really-wants-and-needs.html <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=sv7l-7uw30Y:QeWN9hnZOMc:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=sv7l-7uw30Y:QeWN9hnZOMc:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?i=sv7l-7uw30Y:QeWN9hnZOMc:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=sv7l-7uw30Y:QeWN9hnZOMc:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=sv7l-7uw30Y:QeWN9hnZOMc:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?i=sv7l-7uw30Y:QeWN9hnZOMc:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> Kids Stuff HeadMutha 2009-12-07T13:00:07-08:00 http://www.muthahood.com/muthahoodaintforsissies/2009/12/what-a-five-year-old-really-wants-and-needs.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/muthahood/~3/yOgKhb3veXE/two-four-year-olds-making-lunch.html The elder of the two learned how to make sandwiches this weekend. So in the spirit of "doing for yourself so I don't have to do it for you" I'm letting her make lunch from now on!! It's good to be me right now!! I love independent children!!<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=yOgKhb3veXE:_VlHXNIWJ58:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=yOgKhb3veXE:_VlHXNIWJ58:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?i=yOgKhb3veXE:_VlHXNIWJ58:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=yOgKhb3veXE:_VlHXNIWJ58:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=yOgKhb3veXE:_VlHXNIWJ58:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?i=yOgKhb3veXE:_VlHXNIWJ58:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> Kids Stuff HeadMutha 2009-11-23T11:47:04-08:00 http://www.muthahood.com/muthahoodaintforsissies/2009/11/two-four-year-olds-making-lunch.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/muthahood/~3/enZFwyP7bbE/i-hadnt-heard-of-it-either-until-summer-of-08-our-little-miss-s-had-a-mishap-in-a-kiddie-pool-that-summer-and-went-under-for.html I hadn't heard of it either until summer of 08'. Our Little Miss S had a mishap in a kiddie pool that summer and went under for a few seconds. One of the Mom's at the pool had told me the story of 10 year old Johnny from South Carolina. We were "On Watch" for a few days after that. Here is some info on secondary drowning. Please take a few minutes and read. Secondary...<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=enZFwyP7bbE:0qBJd42VK_k:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=enZFwyP7bbE:0qBJd42VK_k:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?i=enZFwyP7bbE:0qBJd42VK_k:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=enZFwyP7bbE:0qBJd42VK_k:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=enZFwyP7bbE:0qBJd42VK_k:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?i=enZFwyP7bbE:0qBJd42VK_k:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> Kids Stuff HeadMutha 2009-09-27T23:48:00-07:00 http://www.muthahood.com/muthahoodaintforsissies/2009/09/i-hadnt-heard-of-it-either-until-summer-of-08-our-little-miss-s-had-a-mishap-in-a-kiddie-pool-that-summer-and-went-under-for.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/muthahood/~3/PU8bADYb4dM/things-about-girls-i-just-dont-understand.html I let Miss M do her own hair this morning. This is what happened! Hey Julie, your bows are still a hit!<div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=PU8bADYb4dM:_BM1M_bktXQ:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=PU8bADYb4dM:_BM1M_bktXQ:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?i=PU8bADYb4dM:_BM1M_bktXQ:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=PU8bADYb4dM:_BM1M_bktXQ:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=PU8bADYb4dM:_BM1M_bktXQ:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?i=PU8bADYb4dM:_BM1M_bktXQ:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> Kids Stuff HeadMutha 2009-09-26T12:09:04-07:00 http://www.muthahood.com/muthahoodaintforsissies/2009/09/things-about-girls-i-just-dont-understand.html http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/muthahood/~3/5lhV6aDcQm0/way-too-funny.html <div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=5lhV6aDcQm0:ZYCPkFxPJnw:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=5lhV6aDcQm0:ZYCPkFxPJnw:F7zBnMyn0Lo"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?i=5lhV6aDcQm0:ZYCPkFxPJnw:F7zBnMyn0Lo" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=5lhV6aDcQm0:ZYCPkFxPJnw:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?a=5lhV6aDcQm0:ZYCPkFxPJnw:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/muthahood?i=5lhV6aDcQm0:ZYCPkFxPJnw:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> </div> Just George HeadMutha 2009-09-13T10:32:55-07:00 http://www.muthahood.com/muthahoodaintforsissies/2009/09/way-too-funny.html http://www.feedburner.com/fb/images/pub/fb_pwrd.gif