tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21588203585035528522012-04-01T13:48:57.457-06:00borimexnoreply@blogger.comBlogger313125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2158820358503552852.post-34792877710749414162012-03-27T13:31:00.001-06:002012-03-27T13:31:22.019-06:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><object width="320" height="266" class="BLOGGER-youtube-video" classid="clsid:D27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0" data-thumbnail-src="http://0.gvt0.com/vi/CmLjO0Wu3ug/0.jpg"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CmLjO0Wu3ug&fs=1&source=uds" /><param name="bgcolor" value="#FFFFFF" /><embed width="320" height="266" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CmLjO0Wu3ug&fs=1&source=uds" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></embed></object></div><marquee behavior="alternate"><b>ta'chido si dejas un comentario</b></marquee><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619" type="text/javascript"></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2158820358503552852-3479287771074941416?l=andale-tachido.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>borimexnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2158820358503552852.post-46574793991588335942011-09-15T18:53:00.000-06:002011-09-15T18:54:01.213-06:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UZYOnEFniaw/TnKdJFfcvII/AAAAAAAABSw/WkVZ_yhScyo/s1600/11092011049.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="480" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-UZYOnEFniaw/TnKdJFfcvII/AAAAAAAABSw/WkVZ_yhScyo/s640/11092011049.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">&nbsp;ahora resulta!!!<marquee behavior="alternate"><b> ta'chido si dejas un comentario</b></marquee><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619" type="text/javascript"></script></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2158820358503552852-4657479399158833594?l=andale-tachido.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>borimexnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2158820358503552852.post-61239575074349474042011-09-05T18:09:00.000-06:002011-09-05T18:10:44.785-06:00*<br /><div class="ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black;"><b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">PREGUNTA</span></i></b><b><i><span style="font-size: 18pt;">.<span class="ecxapple-converted-space"> </span></span></i></b></div><span style="color: black;"> </span><br /><div class="ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black;"></div><span style="color: black;"> </span> <b style="color: black;">Si al renovar la licencia&nbsp; de conducir te hacen esta pregunta, .... ACERTARÍAS???</b><br /><br /><u style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><br />Pregunta sobre REBASAR<span class="ecxapple-converted-space"><b> </b></span></span></u><u style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;">:</span></u><b style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: 18pt;"><br /><br />Pregunta:</span></b> <span class="ecxapple-converted-space" style="color: black;"> </span><span style="color: black;"><br />Vas conduciendo por una vía estrecha donde ves una señal que Dice:<span class="ecxapple-converted-space"> </span><br /><br />"<b>PROHIBIDO REBASAR EN LOS SIGUIENTES 2 KM "</b><br /><br />y al mismo tiempo te encuentras con un ciclista que va delante tuyo......<span class="ecxapple-converted-space"> </span><br />¿Que haces?</span><b style="color: black;"><br /><br /><br />(a)<span class="ecxapple-converted-space"> </span></b><span style="color: black;">Conduce detrás del ciclista durante esos 2 km . ó...</span><b style="color: black;"><br /><br /><br />(b)</b><span class="ecxapple-converted-space" style="color: black;"> </span><span style="color: black;">Infringes la ley y rebasas?</span><b style="color: black;">¿Cual es la respuesta correcta?<br /><br />¿¿¿UD, QUE HARÍA???</b><br /><br /><b style="color: black;">(click en mas informacion ) </b><br /><b style="color: black;"></b><br /><a name='more'></a><br /><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iBUOnbZJVjQ/TmVjRe_TGLI/AAAAAAAABSg/S-L8BnQHUTY/s1600/02-11-09_10147.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-iBUOnbZJVjQ/TmVjRe_TGLI/AAAAAAAABSg/S-L8BnQHUTY/s640/02-11-09_10147.jpg" width="427" /></a></div><span style="font-size: 10pt;"><br /></span><br /><span style="color: black; font-size: 24pt;">¿Por qué correr riesgos innecesarios para que te multen?<b><br /><br /><span style="color: red;">RESPETEMOS LA LEY !!!!</span></b></span><br /><br /><br /><b style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">A menos que tu esposa te diga....no seas<span class="ecxapple-converted-space"> </span></span></b><br /><b style="color: black;"><span style="font-size: 24pt;">mamon<span class="ecxapple-converted-space"> </span>rebasa, yo pago la infracción !!!!</span></b><marquee behavior="alternate"><b> ta'chido si dejas un comentario</b></marquee><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619" type="text/javascript"></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2158820358503552852-6123957507434947404?l=andale-tachido.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>borimexnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2158820358503552852.post-90366512428448290642011-09-05T17:55:00.000-06:002011-09-05T17:55:19.408-06:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TJ1Dru-FFkM/TmVgqRGi1TI/AAAAAAAABSc/955JSgamRlQ/s1600/cam.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="387" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TJ1Dru-FFkM/TmVgqRGi1TI/AAAAAAAABSc/955JSgamRlQ/s400/cam.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white;"></span><br /><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 41px;">Una pareja llevaba años de matrimonio y no lograba tener familia.</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 41px;">Vieron a un especialista muy renombrado quien, tras varios estudios, les dijo que la solución era buscar a un padre sustituto. </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">La señora preguntó:</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 23px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 41px;">- ¿Qué es un padre sustituto?</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 23px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 41px;">- Es un hombre seleccionado con mucho cuidado, que hace las funciones del esposo, para que la mujer quede embarazada.</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 23px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">La señora vaciló, pero su marido le dijo al doctor que no tenía inconveniente, con tal de realizar su ilusión de ser padres.</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">Días después contrataron a un joven para que, cuando él no esté, vaya a cumplir su tarea.</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">Sin embargo, un fotógrafo de niños había sido llamado a la casa vecina para retratar al bebé.</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">El hombre se equivocó y llegó a casa de la señora.</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 23px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 41px;">- Buenos días señora, vengo por lo del niño.</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 23px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 41px;">- Sí, pase usted. ¿Quiere tomar algo?</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 23px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">- No, muchas gracias. El alcohol no es bueno para mi trabajo. Además,</span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;"> </span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">quiero comenzar cuanto antes.</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 23px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 41px;">- Muy bien, ¿pasamos a la habitación?</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 23px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 41px;">- Puede ser allí, aunque me gustaría más aquí en la sala; digamos que dos en la alfombra, dos en el sofá y también en el jardín.</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 23px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">- ¿Pues cuántos van a ser?</span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;"> - se alarmó la señora.</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 23px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">- Mas o menos cinco, pero si usted acepta pueden ser más.</span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">-dijo, mientras sacaba un álbum-. </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 23px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">- Quiero que vea algo de lo que he hecho, tengo una técnica que le gusta</span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;"> </span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">mucho a mis clientas. Por ejemplo: mire este niño qué bonito; lo hice en un parque público, a plena luz del día; se juntó la gente para verme y hasta me ayudaron dos amigos, porque la</span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;"> </span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">señora era muy exigente: con nada le daba gusto. Para colmo, esa vez tuve que suspender el trabajo porque llegó una ardilla y comenzó a mordisquearme el equipo.</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">La señora estaba estupefacta. Escuchaba todo esto mientras el fotógrafo continuaba:</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 23px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">- Ahora, vea estos mellizos. En esa ocasión sí que me lucí. La mamá se</span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;"> </span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">portó estupendamente y todo lo hice en menos de cinco minutos: llegué y ¡paf, paf!, solo dos disparos y mire que bien me salieron los gemelitos.</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">La señora estaba cada vez más asustada, oyendo al fotógrafo que continuaba:</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 23px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">- Con este niño batallé más. La mamá era muy nerviosa. Yo le</span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;"> </span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">dije: 'Señora, usted vuélvase para el otro lado y no mire, y deje que yo haga</span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;"> </span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">todo' ..</span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;"> </span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">Ella se volteó y ya pude hacerlo.</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">La señora estaba a punto del desmayo.. </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">El fotógrafo guardó su álbum y le dijo:</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 23px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 41px;">- ¿Quiere comenzar?</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 23px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">- Cuando usted diga</span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;"> -contestó ella-.</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 23px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 41px;">- Está bien; voy por el trípode.</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 23px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">- ¿Trípode?</span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;"> -dijo, temblando, la señora-.</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 23px;"> </span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="color: black; font-family: 'times new roman','new york',times,serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">- Sí</span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;"> - dijo el fotógrafo - </span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">mi aparato es muy grande.</span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;"> </span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">Necesito el trípode para apoyarlo porque ni con las dos manos puedo</span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;"> </span></i></b><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;">sostenerlo bien y.... ¡Señora. ....¡Señora... Señoooraaa!, para donde va...no corra y ................el niño...?????.</span></i></b></div><div align="center" class="ecxyiv1352676219ecxMsoNormal" style="font-family: 'times new roman', 'new york', times, serif; line-height: 20px; text-align: center;"><b style="font-weight: bold; line-height: 20px;"><i style="font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;"><span style="color: #cc0000; font-family: sans-serif; line-height: 31px;"><br /></span></i></b></div>&nbsp;<marquee behavior="alternate"><b> ta'chido si dejas un comentario</b></marquee><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619" type="text/javascript"></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2158820358503552852-9036651242844829064?l=andale-tachido.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>borimexnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2158820358503552852.post-24289748983562402882011-09-05T14:48:00.000-06:002011-09-05T14:48:17.976-06:00Este es un <a href="http://www.byturen.com/">video</a><em> que habla sobre el efecto de alcohol y las drogas en general.</em><br /><br /><em>&nbsp;</em> <br /><em>Tienes que pasar el ratón por encima del&nbsp; <a href="http://www.byturen.com/">video</a>&nbsp; para ver la realidad.</em><br />&nbsp;<marquee behavior="alternate"><b> ta'chido si dejas un comentario</b></marquee> <a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619" type="text/javascript"></script><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2158820358503552852-2428974898356240288?l=andale-tachido.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>borimexnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2158820358503552852.post-10218488976722042992011-09-04T21:05:00.000-06:002011-09-04T21:05:48.283-06:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8QDYdoRU_Gs/TmQ78ZH6uTI/AAAAAAAABSU/gKUeF9T4nJY/s1600/calzon.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="281" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8QDYdoRU_Gs/TmQ78ZH6uTI/AAAAAAAABSU/gKUeF9T4nJY/s400/calzon.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div id="HOTWordsTxt" name="HOTWordsTxt"><div style="text-align: center;">Terminada la consulta, el doctor le dice a la paciente:<br />- Bien señora, ya puede vestirse.</div><div> </div><div style="text-align: center;">Al minuto, ella le dice:<br />- Doctor... ¿y mi calzón?...¡No está!.. Si no aparece llamo a mi abogado.<br />- Señora - dice el doctor-, yo no toqué su calzón... ¡pero tampoco es para que llame a su abogado!<br />- ¡Pues lo voy a llamar!...- dice la señora -&nbsp;<span style="color: black;"><strong>Licenciado: ¿¿¿no dejé por ahí mi calzón???</strong></span></div></div>&nbsp;<marquee behavior="alternate"><b> ta'chido si dejas un comentario</b></marquee> <a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619" type="text/javascript"> </script> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2158820358503552852-1021848897672204299?l=andale-tachido.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>borimexnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2158820358503552852.post-18602902125496087212011-08-29T21:33:00.000-06:002011-08-29T21:33:27.847-06:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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font-family: 'sans-serif'; font-size: 36pt;"><span style="font-size: 85%;">La señora entra en la consulta y le pregunta al cirujano plástico, ¿Doctor, podría usted subirme un poco las nalgas?</span></span></span><br /><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span lang="ES-MX" style="color: black; font-family: 'sans-serif'; font-size: 36pt;"><span style="font-size: 85%;"></span></span></span><br /><a name='more'></a><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8sQ18yV7Wt4/TlxUTrss2yI/AAAAAAAABSI/3h4luHUKjH8/s1600/ATT00001.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-8sQ18yV7Wt4/TlxUTrss2yI/AAAAAAAABSI/3h4luHUKjH8/s640/ATT00001.jpg" width="374" /></a></div><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span lang="ES-MX" style="color: black; font-family: 'sans-serif'; font-size: 36pt;"><span style="font-size: 85%;">Andale !!!&nbsp;</span></span></span><br /><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span lang="ES-MX" style="color: black; font-family: 'sans-serif';">creo </span></span><span style="font-family: 'sans-serif'; font-size: 18pt;"><span style="font-size: 100%;">que el Doctor no le entendió bien, </span></span><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span lang="ES-MX" style="color: black; font-family: 'sans-serif'; font-size: 36pt;"><span style="font-size: 85%;">&nbsp; </span></span></span><br /><span style="font-size: 100%;"><span lang="ES-MX" style="color: black; font-family: 'sans-serif'; font-size: 36pt;"><span style="font-size: 85%;">&nbsp;</span></span></span><marquee behavior="alternate"><b> ta'chido si dejas un comentario</b></marquee> <a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619" type="text/javascript"> </script> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2158820358503552852-2382051973336345929?l=andale-tachido.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>borimexnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2158820358503552852.post-36152657429398656432011-08-29T20:56:00.001-06:002011-08-29T20:57:29.291-06:00<div style="text-align: center;">Aprendan jovenes!!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-u4H-SEqLix4/TlxQHB83M3I/AAAAAAAABR8/PU9lNgl6r38/s1600/tejodesvasandando+-+Copy.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-u4H-SEqLix4/TlxQHB83M3I/AAAAAAAABR8/PU9lNgl6r38/s640/tejodesvasandando+-+Copy.jpg" width="514" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><a name='more'></a><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZYheirN6h4M/TlxQkHTVZPI/AAAAAAAABSE/PdDv-EEVTEQ/s1600/tejodesvasandando.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-ZYheirN6h4M/TlxQkHTVZPI/AAAAAAAABSE/PdDv-EEVTEQ/s640/tejodesvasandando.jpg" width="576" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><marquee behavior="alternate"><b>&nbsp;Andale!!!&nbsp;</b></marquee><br /><marquee behavior="alternate"><b>A que caray!! </b></marquee></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><marquee behavior="alternate"><b>ta'chido si dejas un comentario</b></marquee> <a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619" type="text/javascript"> </script> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2158820358503552852-3615265742939865643?l=andale-tachido.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>borimexnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2158820358503552852.post-51454969636800277742011-08-29T20:08:00.000-06:002011-08-29T20:08:56.395-06:00emma watson enseño el "animalito"<br /><br /><a name='more'></a><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fzrjDDZVz9Y/TlxF1eX5dKI/AAAAAAAABR4/rppgafNcXQw/s1600/tumblr_lmlb1y244Q1qzmowao1_r1_500.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fzrjDDZVz9Y/TlxF1eX5dKI/AAAAAAAABR4/rppgafNcXQw/s1600/tumblr_lmlb1y244Q1qzmowao1_r1_500.gif" /></a></div><br /><br /><marquee behavior="alternate"><b> ta'chido si dejas un comentario</b></marquee> <a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619" type="text/javascript"> </script> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2158820358503552852-5145496963680027774?l=andale-tachido.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>borimexnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2158820358503552852.post-88034799424084374012011-08-29T19:26:00.000-06:002011-08-29T19:26:56.269-06:00<span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 180%;">Llegas a casa después de un día duro y largo en el trabajo.</span> <div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 180%;">Llegas pensando que tu desempleada y no tan inteligente esposa ha cocinado algo para la cena.</span></div><div> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 180%;">Te cuesta subir los escalones, te rebuscas la llave para abrir la puerta de la casa.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 180%;">Que pasa! La encuentras allí sentada en su trasero, viendo la televisión, comiendo la cena que cocinó solo PARA ELLA!</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 180%;">Increíble, todo el día en la casa ¿y no pudo cocinar algo para ti…?</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 180%;">TE DICES DENTRO DE TI MISMO, UNA Y MIL VECES...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"> </span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 180%;">¿POR QUÉ ME CASÉ</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size: 180%;">CON ESTA PINCHE VIEJA???</span></div><a name='more'></a><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QFb5g4JNq-w/Tlw7njucmOI/AAAAAAAABRs/AQ7pOr8j7wE/s1600/image0011.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-QFb5g4JNq-w/Tlw7njucmOI/AAAAAAAABRs/AQ7pOr8j7wE/s640/image0011.jpg" width="536" /></a></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: justify;"><br /></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: times new roman; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 180%;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: times new roman; font-size: 180%;">Haaaaaa si si, ya me acorde..</span>. <marquee behavior="alternate"><b> ta'chido si dejas un comentario</b></marquee> <a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619" type="text/javascript"> </script> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2158820358503552852-8803479942408437401?l=andale-tachido.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>borimexnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2158820358503552852.post-10018915988051247082011-08-29T19:17:00.000-06:002011-08-29T19:17:22.736-06:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-AfFFhxqHeYQ/Tlw5l8rXXSI/AAAAAAAABRo/kALwYKebH_Y/s1600/tumblr_lqedqp8abE1qld4llo1_500.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-AfFFhxqHeYQ/Tlw5l8rXXSI/AAAAAAAABRo/kALwYKebH_Y/s640/tumblr_lqedqp8abE1qld4llo1_500.gif" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Notas la diferencia???? <marquee behavior="alternate"><b> ta'chido si dejas un comentario</b></marquee> <a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619" type="text/javascript"> </script> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2158820358503552852-1001891598805124708?l=andale-tachido.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>borimexnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2158820358503552852.post-28452563985729697432011-08-11T22:50:00.000-06:002011-08-11T22:50:16.789-06:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-aIAL17TNhjg/TkSwwH9N7vI/AAAAAAAABQc/d5Mtqt5kYX0/s1600/216668_125402150886145_100002490825289_163572_5494696_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="529" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-aIAL17TNhjg/TkSwwH9N7vI/AAAAAAAABQc/d5Mtqt5kYX0/s640/216668_125402150886145_100002490825289_163572_5494696_n.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>&nbsp;<marquee behavior="alternate"><b> ta'chido si dejas un comentario</b></marquee> <a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619" type="text/javascript"> </script> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2158820358503552852-2845256398572969743?l=andale-tachido.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>borimexnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2158820358503552852.post-70399207223632653922011-08-09T23:44:00.001-06:002011-08-09T23:48:54.012-06:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-B7WgWzkbQgc/TkIbqWkajiI/AAAAAAAABNo/VADa4QH0Fgg/s1600/1.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="480" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-B7WgWzkbQgc/TkIbqWkajiI/AAAAAAAABNo/VADa4QH0Fgg/s640/1.jpeg" width="640" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div>&nbsp;<marquee behavior="alternate"><b> ta'chido si dejas un comentario</b></marquee> <a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619" type="text/javascript"> </script> <div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2158820358503552852-7039920722363265392?l=andale-tachido.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>borimexnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2158820358503552852.post-73351842473097387242011-08-08T19:59:00.000-06:002011-08-08T19:59:34.462-06:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZMQ7XCslZaw/TkCUESjtZgI/AAAAAAAABLA/JeYnPHLUvOg/s1600/614982.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="480" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZMQ7XCslZaw/TkCUESjtZgI/AAAAAAAABLA/JeYnPHLUvOg/s640/614982.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Comex, presentó la máscara oficial de las Chivas, durante el duelo ante los Pumas en el Estadio Omnilife. Los jugadores rojiblancos la portaban al entrar a la cancha, dando a entender que se encuentran luchando por el título del Torneo Apertura 2011 que ya está en marcha. <br /><br />Comex recientemente lanzó al mercado la máscara oficial de los Juegos Panamericanos 2011 como un símbolo de nacionalismo con la finalidad de que durante esta pronta fiesta, mexicanos y extranjeros, la porten con orgullo demostrando su pasión y emoción por el deporte.&nbsp;</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-H2j9ssp8xjM/TkCUEkdlV0I/AAAAAAAABLE/O5H6dW9RanI/s1600/chivasrota.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="329" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-H2j9ssp8xjM/TkCUEkdlV0I/AAAAAAAABLE/O5H6dW9RanI/s640/chivasrota.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> <marquee behavior="alternate"><b>&nbsp;</b></marquee></div><div style="text-align: center;"><marquee behavior="alternate"><b> ta'chido si dejas un comentario</b></marquee> <a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a><script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=xa-4bd897ce5aa6c619" type="text/javascript"> </script> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2158820358503552852-7335184247309738724?l=andale-tachido.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>borimexnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2158820358503552852.post-62236748413083238032011-08-04T17:38:00.000-06:002011-08-04T17:38:29.594-06:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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