My Mom is a Fobhttp://mymomisafob.com"Is funk means sexy?" Best humorous, adorable, and loving messages from your fobby motheren-USThu, 24 Jan 2013 14:10:20 PSThttp://wordpress.org/?v=3.4.1hourly1MyMomIsAFobhttp://feedburner.google.comSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesFruit checkuphttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/arpyDvQILzI/Text messagefoodtechnological difficultiestechnologytextingmmiafThu, 24 Jan 2013 14:10:20 PSThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2555

I received this text out of the blue one night when my mom and I were in different rooms of the same house.
Hello.Just practicing texting.how many apricots have you had today
]]>I received this text out of the blue one night when my mom and I were in different rooms of the same house. Hello.Just practicing texting.how many apricots have you had todayhttp://mymomisafob.com/2013/01/24/fruit-checkup/feed/2http://mymomisafob.com/2013/01/24/fruit-checkup/A daughter’s viceshttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/obMa8IH0axM/E-mailsadviceawkwarddrinkingsmokingmmiafWed, 23 Jan 2013 14:09:24 PSThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2553

I’m 30 years old and in my second year of medical school.

I got this email from my mother today:

How is school? I hope I don’t have to worry about you drinking and smoking. Study hard,play hard. But not Boozing,smoking,sexing. Please keep in mind. Those are self-destructive behavior. Be aware!!
Work hard, your reward is closer at reach.

Love,mummy

]]>I’m 30 years old and in my second year of medical school. I got this email from my mother today: How is school? I hope I don’t have to worry about you drinking and smoking. Study hard,play hard. But not Boozing,smoking,sexing. Please keep in mind. Those are self-destructive behavior. Be aware!! Work hard, your reward [...]http://mymomisafob.com/2013/01/23/a-daughters-vices/feed/4http://mymomisafob.com/2013/01/23/a-daughters-vices/Field notes from the motherlandhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/rLwETW7n1HY/E-mailstaiwantravelmmiafThu, 17 May 2012 10:13:45 PDThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2547

My mother is currently visiting relatives in Taiwan and sent me the following email:

Dear Jo:
Here is rain everywhere, whole day, whole weeks. I don’t how long we have take it. Food is very where, however we can’t take too much by our age.
Vegetable and fruit are so fresh. But virus and illness are everywhere also.
I become much younger looking.
Love Mom
]]>My mother is currently visiting relatives in Taiwan and sent me the following email: Dear Jo: Here is rain everywhere, whole day, whole weeks. I don’t how long we have take it. Food is very where, however we can’t take too much by our age. Vegetable and fruit are so fresh. But virus and illness [...]http://mymomisafob.com/2012/05/17/field-notes-from-the-motherland/feed/9http://mymomisafob.com/2012/05/17/field-notes-from-the-motherland/Seeking nice b*tcheshttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/XvRxdHNGAr8/QuotesStoriesbeachesmispronunciationsmmiafSun, 06 May 2012 08:41:03 PDThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2544

One time we were in California on a family vacation and my mom was driving around looking for a nice beach for us to hang out at.  She pulls up to a pedestrian, rolls down her window and asks, “Excuse me do you if there are any nice bitches around here?”

]]>One time we were in California on a family vacation and my mom was driving around looking for a nice beach for us to hang out at.  She pulls up to a pedestrian, rolls down her window and asks, “Excuse me do you if there are any nice bitches around here?”http://mymomisafob.com/2012/05/06/seeking-nice-btches/feed/6http://mymomisafob.com/2012/05/06/seeking-nice-btches/Shake ithttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/Zivr4GI8VrI/Storiesoutkastpop culturesongsmmiafSun, 06 May 2012 08:39:14 PDThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2542

For the longest time, my mom didn’t know that one line from “Hey Ya!” by Outkast goes “shake it like a polaroid picture!” Up until the time I corrected her, she’s been singing “shake it like a bowl of pizza!”

]]>For the longest time, my mom didn’t know that one line from “Hey Ya!” by Outkast goes “shake it like a polaroid picture!” Up until the time I corrected her, she’s been singing “shake it like a bowl of pizza!”http://mymomisafob.com/2012/05/06/shake-it/feed/5http://mymomisafob.com/2012/05/06/shake-it/You Are What You Eathttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/dHSbCD3CYPg/ConversationsfoodhealthsurgerymmiafSat, 11 Feb 2012 07:50:38 PSThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2537

Mom: and today tony had a surgery ,cut some things from nect [tony is my dad, and she meant neck]
Me: what? what things?
Mom: meat
Me: why?
Mom: meat ball
Me: hahahahaha so nothing bad?
Mom: he eat too much meat so it grow in the neck

]]>Mom: and today tony had a surgery ,cut some things from nect [tony is my dad, and she meant neck] Me: what? what things? Mom: meat Me: why? Mom: meat ball Me: hahahahaha so nothing bad? Mom: he eat too much meat so it grow in the neckhttp://mymomisafob.com/2012/02/11/you-are-what-you-eat/feed/4http://mymomisafob.com/2012/02/11/you-are-what-you-eat/Happy Humping Dayhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/hXNKeMA9e7w/Conversationshump daymmiafFri, 18 Nov 2011 15:00:24 PSThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2535

Mom: Today I learned something new at work.
Me: What’s that?
Mom: What day is today?
Me: Wednesday?
Mom: Yes, so then?
Me: I don’t get it.
Mom: Wednesday is the humping day!! Halfway done work so means it is the humping day for everyone!!!
Me: MOM It’s not “humping” day, it’s “HUMP” day, like the hump of a camel or a mountain!!!

]]>Mom: Today I learned something new at work. Me: What’s that? Mom: What day is today? Me: Wednesday? Mom: Yes, so then? Me: I don’t get it. Mom: Wednesday is the humping day!! Halfway done work so means it is the humping day for everyone!!! Me: MOM It’s not “humping” day, it’s “HUMP” day, like [...]http://mymomisafob.com/2011/11/18/happy-humping-day/feed/17http://mymomisafob.com/2011/11/18/happy-humping-day/Tasty Topichttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/BebTeyTfGYA/Conversationsmallpop cultureshoppingstoresmmiafSun, 13 Nov 2011 15:00:43 PSThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2533

My mom, sister and I are at the mall.
Mom: Do we need to go to Hot Pocket?
Sister: … You mean Hot Topic?

]]>My mom, sister and I are at the mall. Mom: Do we need to go to Hot Pocket? Sister: … You mean Hot Topic?http://mymomisafob.com/2011/11/13/tasty-topic/feed/14http://mymomisafob.com/2011/11/13/tasty-topic/Facebook Chubshttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/F-3Bm6CPJqQ/FacebookadvicefathealthmmiafMon, 07 Nov 2011 14:00:56 PSThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2529

]]>http://mymomisafob.com/2011/11/07/facebook-chubs/feed/6http://mymomisafob.com/2011/11/07/facebook-chubs/You are a Loserhttp://feedproxy.google.com/~r/MyMomIsAFob/~3/DqyYg9x2cM0/ConversationsBiggest Loserentertainmentpop culturetelevisionTV showsmmiafSat, 29 Oct 2011 16:00:15 PDThttp://mymomisafob.com/?p=2527

Mom: You know that show “You Are A Loser”?
Me: You mean “Biggest Loser”?
Mom: Yeah that one.

]]>Mom: You know that show “You Are A Loser”? Me: You mean “Biggest Loser”? Mom: Yeah that one.http://mymomisafob.com/2011/10/29/you-are-a-loser/feed/8http://mymomisafob.com/2011/10/29/you-are-a-loser/