P.S.: Mas que falha a minha… já me esquecia da palavra PIG no meio do post… Estou a ficar destreinado para estas coisas…

Só falta dissecar o porquê do “estilho”… mas isso fica para a próxima… Mas não sei porquê gostei da palavra lol… muito “in” (ou não)…

Just dance. Gunna be okay.
Da-da-doo-doo
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da-da-doo-doo
Just dance. Gunna be okay.
Duh-duh-duh
Dance. Dance. Dance. Ju-ju-ju-just dance.

Letra

Red one
Convict
Gaga (oh, yeah)

I’ve had a little bit too much
All of the people start to rush. Start to rush by.
How does he twist the dance?
Can’t find my drink oh man.
Where are my keys, I lost my phone.
What’s go-ing out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I can’t see straight anymore.
Keep it cool what’s the name of this club?
I can’t remember but it’s alright, alright.

Chorus:
Just dance. Gunna be okay.
Da-da-doo-doo
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da-da-doo-doo
Just dance. Gunna be okay.
Duh-duh-duh
Dance. Dance. Dance. Ju-ju-ju-just dance.

Wish I could shut my playboy mouth.
How’d I turn my shirt inside out? Inside out babe.
Control your poison babe
Roses have thorns they say.
And we’re all gettin’ hosed tonight.
What’s go-ing out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I can’t see straight anymore.
Keep it cool what’s the name of this club?
I can’t remember but it’s alright, alright.

Chorus

When I come through on the dance floor checkin out that catalogue.
Can’t believe my eyes so many women without a flaw.
And I ain’t gonn’ give it up, steady tryna pick it up like the car
I’ma hit it, I’ma hit it and flex until the til done until tomorr’ yeah.
Shawty I can see that you got so much energy,
The way you twirling up them hips round and round
There’s no reason, I know why you can’t leave here with me
In the meantime stand, let me watch you break it down and …

Dance. Gunna be okay.
Da-da-doo-doo
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da-da-doo-doo
Just dance. Gunna be okay.
Da-da-doo-doo
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da-da-doo-doo
Just dance. Gunna be okay.
Duh-duh-duh
Dance. Dance. Dance. Ju-just dance

I’m psychotic synchypnotic
I got my blue burners and phonic
I’m psychotic synchypnotic
I got my brand electronic
I’m psychotic synchypnotic
I got my blue burners and phonic
I’m psychotic synchypnotic
I got my brand electronic

Go. Use your muscle carve it out work and hustle
I got it, just stay close enough to get it
Go slow. Drive it, clean it like so clean it’s been molesto,
(I got it)
and your popped coll’
(I got it)

Just Dance. Gunna be okay.
Da-da-doo-doo Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da-da-doo-doo
Just dance. Gunna be okay.
Da-da-doo-doo
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da-da-doo-doo
Just dance. Gunna be okay.
Duh-duh-duh
Dance. Dance. Dance. Ju-just dance

Letra

I met her at a backyard
blockparty by the bar.
And she kept lookin’ at me
like she knew who I was.
She was buzzin’ all over me.
She was buzzin’ all over me.
She was buzzin’ all over me
like she fell in love.

Bang bang baby shot
me in the heart, in the dark,
with the dart of the spark
when it hit.
When we met at the spot
it was hot, like this song
saw the thong, it was on.
Now it’s 8 in the mornin’
I move on like the Greyhound bus
I go town to town
and I prey on sluts.
I got to go,
so scream out your area code.
I’m comin’ all the way
live from the 310!
I gotta whole lot of love
but none like you.
You make me wanna stay
here in heaven with you.
I’ll write your name in the sand,
put your hand with mine.
Come on baby,
shoot your gun in the sky!

I met her at a backyard
blockparty by the bar.
And she kept lookin’ at me
like she knew who I was.
She was buzzin’ all over me.
She was buzzin’ all over me.
She was buzzin’ all over me
like she fell in love.

Bang bang baby hit me one time,
two days on the road
and you’re still on my mind.
You’d think that I would learn
’cause I’m young and fine
But I’m broke, so I’m tryin’ to make
a hustle out of rhyme.
I gotta see the world one girl at a time,
but you’re hangin’ on my sleeve
like I care that you’re cryin’
and I do
I’m just tryin’ to play it cool
I got a rep to protect,
down at the high school.
Why you tryin’ to cage me in
and when I leave we both know
that you’ll be pagin’ him
and when I come back
we gonn’ do it again.
I promise we gonn’ do it again.

I met her at a backyard
blockparty by the bar.
And she kept lookin’ at me
like she knew who I was.
She was buzzin’ all over me.
She was buzzin’ all over me.
She was buzzin’ all over me
like she fell in love.

Bang bang, I wanna give you my name
but I’m tryin’ to put some
diamonds in my Shwayze chain.
Babies change,
they start showin’ them fangs
tryin’ to take a ride on
those crazy trains.
Choo choo.
What the hell am I to do?
I got a girl in every city
from here to Peru.
When I left you,
I signed my name on your left boob
now go get that tattoed,
I’ll be back soon.
Don’t cry, I’ll bust you
with a text soon.
I gotta go, but I’ll
be back next June.
Or July. Sparks in the sky.
She said, ‘Boy you crazy.’
Nah, I’m Shwayze.

I met her at a backyard
blockparty by the bar.
And she kept lookin’ at me
like she knew who I was.
She was buzzin’ all over me.
She was buzzin’ all over me.
She was buzzin’ all over me
like she fell in love.

And I don’t know what she was on.
Whatever it was, I want some.
She was buzzin’ all over me.
She was buzzin’ all over me.
She was buzzin’ all over me
like she fell in love.

P.S.: Porque nas piadas com crianças tem sempre um Joãozinho?!! lol

Sem comentários….

Letra

Gym class heroes..
(The Dream)
Radiokilla killa

(Travis)
Hahaha You know what it is
Gym class heroes, the dream
Its hard to look innocent when I got cookie crumbs all over my face

[Chorus]
(The Dream)
I like girls
They like me
They look so good
In their satin jeans
Want you to be the one
And my only
I want be faithful
But I cant keep my hands out the cookie jar.

(Travis)
My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Cant keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.

(Travis)
You see I got this problem
I need help tryna solve it
Cos meeting after meeting and Im still a cookie whore
You can hide them, Imma find them, on the counter, in the closet
And Ill say I aint do it with my face covered in chocolate
My girl be setting booby traps
To catch me eating Scooby snacks
I left crumbs in the bed once
But I told her I was through with that
She still dont be believing me
And I guess that Im cool with that
But I got a sweet tooth, thatll never come loose
And the truth of the matter is.

[Chorus]
(The Dream)
I like girls
They like me
They look so good
In their satin jeans
Want you to be the one
And my only
I want be faithful
But I cant keep my hands out the cookie jar.

(Travis)
My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Cant keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.

(Travis)
I got a thing for Milano, Biscotti Italianos
And I never turn down some Oreos if you got them
Butter Pecan Puerto Rican,
Or them Oatmeal Raisin Asians.
Hazelnut Brazilians,
Macadamia Caucasians,
Double stuffed or thin mint
It dont matter you getting it
Cos I got a sweet tooth thatll never come loose
And the fact of the matter is.

[Chorus]
(The Dream)
I like girls
They like me
They look so good
In their satin jeans
Want you to be the one
And my only
I want be faithful
But I cat keep my hands out the cookie jar.

(Travis)
My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Cant keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.

(Travis)
Im a monster for these cookies
Im a beast for theyre treats
An animal for theyre crackers
Head to feet they so damn sweet
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my ha uh my
Cant keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar.

(Travis)
And then you have it haha
I tried my best
I went to cookie anonymous
I guess Im a failure
I cant seem to keep my damn hands out the cookie jar but,
It is what it is

Para os amantes da música, que não dispensam um bom som a qualquer altura e momento aqui está um belo site com muita música e com algumas opções interessantes…

Segue um vídeo com algumas das suas potencialidades… Quem quiser conhecer o dito cujo basta clicar na imagem…

Cos if one day you wake up and find that you’re missing me,
And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I can be,
Thinking maybe you’d come back here to the place that we’d meet,
And you’d see me waiting for you on the corner of the street.

Prontos… a letra também tem a sua pinta…

Policeman says son you can’t stay here,
I said there’s someone I’m waiting for if it’s a day, a month, a year,
Gotta stand my ground even if it rains or snows,
If she changes her mind this is the first place she will go.

Letra

Going back to the corner where I first saw you,
Gonna camp in my sleeping bag. I’m not gonna move,
Got some words on cardboard got your picture in my hand,
Saying if you see this girl can you tell her where I am,
Some try to hand me money they don’t understand,
I’m not… broke I’m just a broken hearted man,
I know it makes no sense, but what else can I do,
How can I move on when I’ve been in love with you…

Cos if one day you wake up and find that you’re missing me,
And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I can be,
Thinking maybe you’d come back here to the place that we’d meet,
And you’d see me waiting for you on the corner of the street.

So I’m not moving…
I’m not moving.

Policeman says son you can’t stay here,
I said there’s someone I’m waiting for if it’s a day, a month, a year,
Gotta stand my ground even if it rains or snows,
If she changes her mind this is the first place she will go.

Cos if one day you wake up and find that you’re missing me,
And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I can be,
Thinking maybe you’d come back here to the place that we’d meet,
And you’d see me waiting for you on the corner of the street.

So I’m not moving…
I’m not moving.

I’m not moving…
I’m not moving.

People talk about the guy
Whos waiting on a girl…
Oohoohwoo
There are no holes in his shoes
But a big hole in his world…
Hmmmm

Maybe I’ll get famous as man who can’t be moved,
And maybe you won’t mean to but you’ll see me on the news,
And you’ll come running to the corner…
Cos you’ll know it’s just for you

I’m the man who can’t be moved
I’m the man who can’t be moved…

Cos if one day you wake up and find that you’re missing me,
And your heart starts to wonder where on this earth I can be,
Thinking maybe you’d come back here to the place that we’d meet,
And you’d see me waiting for you on the corner of the street.
[Repeat in background]

So I’m not moving…
I’m not moving.

I’m not moving…
I’m not moving.

Going back to the corner where I first saw you,
Gonna camp in my sleeping bag not I’m not gonna move.

E para o regresso aqui ficam umas imagens de algumas celebridades… Adivinhem lá quem são… não está difícil…

Letra

Will those feet in modern times
Walk on soles that are made in China?
Feel the bright prosaic malls
And the corridors that go on and on and on

I was blind - couldn’t see
We are one incomplete
I was blind - in the city
Waiting for light wind to be saved
Cause love is noise and love is pain
Love is these blues that I’m singing again
Love is noise and love is pain
Love is these blues that I’m singing again, again

Will those feet in modern times
Understand this world’s affliction
Recognise the righteous anger
Understand this world’s addiction?

I was blind - couldn’t see
What was here in me
I was blind - insecure
I felt like the road was way too long, yeah
Cause love is noise and love is pain
Love is these blues that I’m singing again
Love is noise and love is pain
Love is these blues that I’m singing again
Love is noise, love is pain
Love is these blues that I’m feeling again
Love is noise, love is pain
Love is these blues that I’m singing again, again, again, again, again, again

Cause love is noise, love is pain
Love is these blues that you’re feeling again
Love is noise, love is pain
Love is these blues that I’m singing again, again, again

Will those feet in modern times
Walk on soles made in China?
Will those feet in modern times
See the bright prosaic malls?
Will those feet in modern times
Recognise the heavy burden
Will those feet in modern times
Pardon me for my sins
Love is noise
Come on

De facto não há nada melhor e mais eficaz para se estatelar contra um prédio…

Boa sorte…

Na verdade até se faz… tem a sua piada…

Não se esqueçam de respeitar os mandamentos se não querem cair em pecado.. ou então pequem muito…

Letra

It’s like whatever i say
I just cant get through to you
I never gonna tell you nothing wrong, Listen

Now, now she loved me, shawty I love her
Used to jump up in the maybach and roll out.
Used to care, she used to share
The love that she used to give me can’t be found.
I lost my way, she said she’d stay
And lately I’ve been sleeping with a ghost
My stock is down and out, I used to be worth my weight in gold
That was before the great depression kicked in and rocked us
And that was before the huricane came, came in and stopped us.
I told you to leave, but you lied to me
When you said that, baby no worries I promise to get us back
I know sorries, just wouldn’t do it,
Her Heart is obliterated, I’m trying to travel through
But it’s like moving mountains…
It’s like moving mountains…
But I keep climbing and hoping things would change
And the sky turns grey, and the water from the rain, washes progress away
It’s like moving mountains…
It’s like moving mountains…
Why you just leave me
Just leave me be
Just leave me
Just leave me be
Why you just leave me
Just leave me be
Why you just leave me
Just leave me be oh oh ohhh

She, she don’t touch me I don’t touch her
We ain’t really even said a word
I really wanna give her everything she deserves,
But the bad took away the good
She thinks that I’m full of it
Arguments, always pissed, man I’m tired.
Every kiss, that I missed, girl you know I’m trying.
You never believe when I say, and I never believe it when you say, I love you
And I shouldn’t complain about it, I should take it like a man and walk up out it.
Cause we will never be the same… oh
I’ve been standing in gas, and you have been the flame

Girl I know sorry, just wouldn’t do it,
Her Heart is obliterated, I’m trying to get through
Gotta move this mountain…
It’s like moving mountains…
But I keep climbing and hoping things would change
And the sky turns grey, and the water from the rain, washes progress away
It’s like moving mountains…
It’s like moving mountains…
Well baby why you just leave me
Just leave me be
Just leave me
Just leave me be
Why you just leave me
Just leave me be
Why you just leave me
Just leave me be oh

[Background Singing]

I know sorries, just wouldn’t do it
My heart is obliterated, I’m trying travel through
But it’s like moving mountains…
It’s like moving mountains… hey
But I keep climbing and hoping things would change
And the sky turns grey, and the water from the rain washes progress away
It’s like moving a mountain…
It’s like moving mountains…
Well baby why you just leave me,
Just leave me be
Just leave me
just leave me be
Why you just leave me
just leave me be
Why you just leave me
just leave me be ooh

Eu não… o euromilhões ainda não quis nada… Culpa de uma certa pessoa que ainda não teve a habilidade de escolher os números certos… Mas voltado ao “I am rich”.. Trata-se apenas de uma aplicação para o iPhone… E porque raio falo aqui de uma aplicação para o iPhone perguntam-se!!.. Apenas e só porque lhe achei piada… E porque achei piada?!!! Simples… Apenas porque custa €799.99 e serve apenas e só para mostrar que podem deitar dinheiro ao lixo uma vez que o que a aplicação faz resume-se a…. NADA… Que giro… Apenas mostra um icon vermelho no ecra a simbolizar um diamante (status dizem muitos…) Onde chegamos… santa ignorância.. burrice ou seja lá o que for….

Para finalizar… o mais impressionante é que isto vende-se… Ou seja.. os meus parabéns ao seu criador desta “pérola”… e certamente ele agradece muito aos otários dos compradores…