My Morning Joe

Tennessee Duo Vandalize McDonald’s After Messed Up On Order

MMJ — Fri, 18 May 2012 13:30:29 +0000

After some heavy drinking Christopher Slate, and Sean Mosey went to their local McDonald’s. From there they ordered some cheeseburgers. What they got was onions when they clearly ordered it with no onions. They could have A) scraped it off and at the food, B) went back though the drive thru and ask for the food to be remade or C) Chuck a brick though the drive thru window and though the front windows of McDonald’s. If you guessed A) then you are new to this site and are totally unaware what I write about. If you guessed C) then welcome back to the site! Yup these two yum yum’s went ape crap on a McDonald’s for making a mistake on their order. They are now awaiting trial July 11th

HP To Cut 25,000 Jobs

MMJ — Fri, 18 May 2012 12:30:52 +0000

It seems like the only tech company in the world that is cutting jobs is HP. I do not think there is a year that has gone by since 2001 where they were not laying off thousands of people. Their reason for this massive layoff is so the company can become more profitable to the investors. How does this work? Well I will tell you! Let’s say you made $1 million dollars, but you have to pay your employees for all the hard work they did. So you pay out all the employees salaries which is about $900,000 which means you only made $100,000. So what to do, what to do? Ahh fire half of them. So let’s say everyone was paid a different wage so you fire some small salary employees and some large. Now you only have to pay out $500,000 to the employees which means you now made a profit of $500,000. HP has been doing this for years which makes me wonder if they are even making a profit at all.

Release Date Given For Sin City 2

MMJ — Fri, 18 May 2012 12:00:57 +0000

Sin City 2 has been a on again off again movie. In fact they said that part 2 was going to come out three years after the first one did. Well they were dead wrong. So what is the FIRM release date for the movie? OCTOBER 4, 2013! So far the only people coming back to do part 2 is Mickey Rourke and Jessica Alba. To me this isn’t a good sign with most of the cast making it to the end of the movie they could at least have gotten Clive Owen and Rosario Dawson to return. In any case more photos will be released as the release date gets closer but I do not think we will have a official trailer till next year. So we will keep you posted on that.

Big Bang Theory – Best Of Sheldon [video]

MMJ — Thu, 17 May 2012 18:30:26 +0000

Meanwhile, in Scotland… [pic]

MMJ — Thu, 17 May 2012 18:00:43 +0000

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Girl Fails At Avoiding Puddles [video]

MMJ — Thu, 17 May 2012 17:30:18 +0000

My bad, hot sauce. My bad [pic]

MMJ — Thu, 17 May 2012 17:00:36 +0000

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Flix Fix EP029 – I Am Going To Sin City 2 [podcast]

MMJ — Thu, 17 May 2012 14:00:25 +0000

On this edition of Flix Fix I will talk John Woo is doing more than collecting a Paycheck in his latest film. We will take about how Green Arrow (DC Comics version of Hawkeye) show will be a hit. I will give you more info on the new Hulk TV show to hit ABC next year. We will tell you a new reason why Catherine Zeta Jones is seeing Red. I will try to explain the reverse aging of Helen Mirren. Then we will go over why Judd Apatow needs to leave Pee-Wee Herman alone. All this plus bonus features on this edition of flix fix.

Flix Fix EP029 – I Am Going To Sin City 2 [podcast]

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN – 4 MINUTE SUPER PREVIEW

New Machete poster

New Sin City 2 Poster

New Superman On Set Photo

If You Hum A Little Bit I Can Name That Tune

MMJ — Thu, 17 May 2012 13:30:10 +0000

A fan of the site sent me a url to a website that if you sing or hum a part of a song it will take that and try to find the name of the song for you. For a while now you could hold your phone up to a speaker and with software the phone will tell you what is playing. But so far I can not say I know of any thing that allowed you to hum the song. From what I have see it is pretty good at at and it has apps for android and iphone. So check out midomi today and unstick that song that is stuck in your head.

Man Sets Up Picket Over All-You-Can-Eat Restaurant Kicking Him Out

MMJ — Thu, 17 May 2012 12:30:57 +0000

So Bill Wisth was enjoying the all-you-can-eat fish fry at Chuck’s Place in Wisconsin. Then when he asked for another round of fish he was told NO! They told him that he had well over a dozen pieces and they were cutting him off. The customer was angry and the manager decided to give him 8 more pieces to go home with. Now if you do not take into account that Bill is 5 foot 10 inches tall. That he weighs in at well over 340 pounds you can see why he could eat more fish than the average customer.

Bill left the restaurant and called the cops.Then the next day he picket the restaurant. I am all for Bill at this point but here is where Bill’s story goes flat. On TV he was confronted by one of the workers who said that for years he has had a out standing tab that he has not paid off in over four years. That the manager had to cut him off because they where low on fish and thought that Bill might just throw this meal on his outstanding tab. Bills reply was that he agrees that he does have a outstanding tab with them and that he does not want to comment on the situation.

The Avengers Is Now In 9th Place For Top Grossing Movies

MMJ — Thu, 17 May 2012 12:00:50 +0000

Walt Disney Pictures reported today that Marvel’s The Avengers has climbed to the 9th spot on the all-time worldwide box office list, surpassing the studio’s own Alice in Wonderland ($1,024.3 million) and Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace ($1,027.0 million). The film has grossed $1,036.2 million worldwide.

“The Avengers” also became the highest domestic grossing film of 2012 passing The Hunger Games in just 12 days of release and is the 13th highest grossing domestic release of all-time.

On Tuesday, the Joss Whedon action adventure added $11.7 million internationally and $8.5 million domestically for a total of $20.2 million. The international gross to date is $646.8 million and domestic gross has reached $389.5 million.

The movie should easily pass up the next three films on the all-time global list which are all three Disney films – Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides ($1,043.9 million), Toy Story 3 ($1,063.2 million) and Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest ($1,066.2 million).

Bungee Jump Prank [video]

MMJ — Wed, 16 May 2012 18:30:15 +0000

Hello Is This Thing On? [pic]

MMJ — Wed, 16 May 2012 18:00:29 +0000

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Lamborghini Driver Shows Off [video]

MMJ — Wed, 16 May 2012 17:30:11 +0000

Why Pay $10 For Chicken? [pic]

MMJ — Wed, 16 May 2012 17:00:17 +0000

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People With Open WiFi Not Liable For Illegal File-Sharing

MMJ — Wed, 16 May 2012 13:30:36 +0000

In the country of Finland they just found a case where a person was downloading files illegally. Well because they have a open WiFi they were able to prove that it wasn’t them there by freeing them from being sued. If you wanna know how you can take advantage of this loophole all you need is cash and a open wifi. What you do is with the cash buy a USB WiFi adapter. Use it to get online to do all of your downloading. Once your done find a place to hide the adapter. Once that is done your in the clear all the downloading is going on a network device that is not native to your computer. Then if you get caught throw out the device then claim it wasn’t you. I know this sounds silly but this is how you could get away with it. Truth be told though guys I think it is silly to go to jail over this stuff.

Man Dies After Getting Several Lap Dances

MMJ — Wed, 16 May 2012 12:30:44 +0000

At the age of 67 years old Robert Gene White went to a strip club to enjoy a couple of lap dances. When he was done and it came time to pay the strippers found he was dead. They tried preforming CPR for some reason before they even dialed 911. Once the guy was taken away to the hospital he was declared dead. Now the police are inspecting the case because even though the doctors ruled it was natural causes they are not sure if that is true. My point on this is how could a 67 year old man die of natural causes.

Next Year The Hulk Will Smash ABC

MMJ — Wed, 16 May 2012 12:00:02 +0000

ABC a company that is owned by Disney who also owns Marvel says that they will be moving forward with a Hulk TV show but for next year. The show will be created by Guillermo del Toro and David Eick. You will know del Toro’s work from the Hellboy series and Eick from Battlestar Galactica. No word yet if Mark Ruffalo is going to get the role of the Hulk or if it will go to someone else. As it stands now Disney has him on a 6 picture deal so it could be that they make several TV movies that are cut up to be a mini series. That is just my guess. Also in Punisher news Marvel says they are putting that idea on the shelf until they get the Hulk out.

Vinyl Throw [video]

MMJ — Tue, 15 May 2012 18:30:32 +0000

And Now A Word From Ron Swanson [pic]

MMJ — Tue, 15 May 2012 18:00:24 +0000

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The Intense Umpire [pic]

MMJ — Tue, 15 May 2012 17:30:28 +0000

Don’t Forget Your Crayons [pic]

MMJ — Tue, 15 May 2012 17:00:19 +0000

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Apple Tries To Ban The Sale Of Samsung Tablets In The US

MMJ — Tue, 15 May 2012 13:30:29 +0000

I think Apple needs to stop this now! They have tried this is several countries and have lost each time. Sure at first they were able to ban the sale of the Samsung Tablets but after a judge looked over the case it was thrown out. Which makes me wonder why they keep on trying. If every judge you saw though out your case wouldn’t you give up? I also want to know what these share holders think of all of this. They are the ones who’s is being spent on needless lawsuits. In the end no trial date is set but they are currently working on banning the sales of all Samsung Tablets. I will keep you all informed about this as it develops.

Someone Stole $500,000 In Stolen Pathology Equipment But I have One Good Reason Why They Should Return It

MMJ — Tue, 15 May 2012 12:30:24 +0000

So in the state of Florida someone stole $500,000 of pathology equipment. Well the police are asking to return it before it is to late. The reason being is that the equipment is contaminated with a substance that could eat away at human skin.Tasty right! Anyway I am sure if the person doesn’t return it then we will find out in short order who stole it when someone with loose skin shows up at a hospital or even worst is found dead in their home.

Two Expendable Actors Will Join Up For A New Movie

MMJ — Tue, 15 May 2012 12:00:40 +0000

Sylvester Stallone and Jason Statham have just signed a deal to work together in a new movie called ‘Homefront’ not to be confused with the video game. This movie is about a DEA agent who moves his family to a small town and comes out of retirement when his family and the local community are threatened by drug traffickers. No word if this is going to come out soon but I can say that this is a step in the right direction for Statham he need to pair himself with some of the Hollywood big shots so that can be seen as a real ‘force’ to reckon with. So far his movies have been hit or miss which is normal for a action star but the more he pars himself with others the more wider the audience he will have for future projects.

THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN – 4 MINUTE SUPER PREVIEW [flix fix]

MMJ — Tue, 15 May 2012 11:30:34 +0000

Many people thought this reboot to be a bad idea well after watching this I am sure they would have changed their minds!!

The Shy Hulk [video]

MMJ — Mon, 14 May 2012 17:30:51 +0000

One Angry Cow [pic]

MMJ — Mon, 14 May 2012 17:00:40 +0000

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Thor Breaks Some Uncomfortable News [video]

MMJ — Mon, 14 May 2012 16:30:03 +0000

Flix Fix EP028 – I Fought The Mob And The Mob Won [podcast]

MMJ — Mon, 14 May 2012 14:00:45 +0000

May 11-13, 2012
1 Marvel’s The Avengers $103,163,000
2 Dark Shadows $28,805,000
3 Think Like a Man $6,300,000
4 The Hunger Games $4,400,000
5 The Lucky One $4,055,000
6 The Pirates! Band of Misfits $3,200,000
7 The Five-Year Engagement $3,100,000
8 The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel $2,650,000
9 Chimpanzee $1,624,000
10 Girl in Progress $1,350,000

Flix Fix EP028 – I Fought The Mob And The Mob Won [podcast]

Movies coming out to DVD tomorrow
• Albert Nobbs
• Chronicle
• The Devil Inside
• Flashpoint: The Fourth Season
• The Grey
• Hell on Wheels: The Complete First Season
• One for the Money
• Rampart
• Victorious: The Complete Second Season

Movies coming out May 18th
The Dictator
Battleship
What to Expect When You’re Expecting

The trailers we reviewed today
El Gringo Official Trailer #1 (2012) – Christian Slater

The Campaign Official Trailer #1 (2012) Will Ferrell, Zach Galifianakis

The Odd Life of Timothy Green Official Trailer #1 (2012) – Jennifer Garner

Gangster Squad Official Trailer (2012) Ryan Gosling

Apple To Remove 4g From iPad’s So They Won’t Get A Lawsuit

MMJ — Mon, 14 May 2012 13:30:16 +0000

Over in the UK and in Australia the iPad has been doing a great job selling. Only issue is this they have the 4g label on it which is getting them in trouble. The reason being is that terms like 2g, 3g, 4g are all relative terms. Meaning that one cellphones company’s 2g is another companies 3g. So the fear is if they continue to cell iPad’s claiming they are 4g and one is faster than the other then in theory they are not providing the same service for the same product. So they are dropping the 4g from the iPad lineup and are now calling them cellar iPad’s in the end I think the name sounds better and will save them from any legal battles they might have.

Researchers Say Japan Will Have No Kids Under Age 15 By The Year…..

MMJ — Mon, 14 May 2012 12:30:53 +0000

According to a article I found on MSN news there is a population clock that tells you what the population will look like years in the future. Well according to this clock if the trend that is going on in Japan continues they will have no more children. For example in 2011 the population that was under 15 was 16.9 million. Just one year later it was 16.6 million. They say if this trend will continue then by the year 3011 they will have no more children under the age of 15. To me this is a real problem that will kill off the nation if only we had 1,000 years to fix this instead of the 999 years that we have left we could do something about it! I swear the stuff that people waste their time on calculating.

Tron 3 Script Is Complete

MMJ — Mon, 14 May 2012 12:00:06 +0000

Edward Kitsis and Adam Horowitz the two that were given the job of writing Tron 3 says the script is done. Only problem is Disney is not ready to green light the movie yet. They say that Disney read the first draft and is excited but does not want to make a move as of yet. Which means the script has not been given the green light which means production and release dates are not set yet. My take on this is that Disney is so busy with the Marvel lineup IE Iron Man 3, Thor 2, and Captain America 2. That they do not want to look at a Tron 3 script. My thinking is after the huge success of the Avengers they will want to make sure the movies that follow be just as good so that they will not lose their audience. Where Tron on the other hand took 25 years to make a sequel so it isn’t like there fans should be expecting a part 3 so quickly.

Best Wipeout Fail Compilation [video]

MMJ — Fri, 11 May 2012 17:30:15 +0000

Marketing 101 [pic]

MMJ — Fri, 11 May 2012 17:00:50 +0000

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asdfmovie5 [video]

MMJ — Fri, 11 May 2012 16:30:18 +0000

Dexter And The Avengers [pic]

MMJ — Fri, 11 May 2012 16:00:16 +0000

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A Judge Put Grandma In Jail For Life

MMJ — Fri, 11 May 2012 12:30:00 +0000

Elisa Castillo was convicted three years ago of a crime that has now given her a life sentence. Many people feel like it is to much time for the crime. So I know what you are thinking what was her crime. Well she conspired to smuggle at least a ton of cocaine on tour buses from Mexico to Houston. To me I think the time suits the crime. I mean come one people it is a Ton of cocaine. Not a kilo, not a trunk full, not even 50 pounds. It is a ton! If someone gets caught with a brick of weed they could get three years in jail. The reason is they have the ability to distribute the weed. If you have a ton of cocaine then you can do more than distribute you could start a gang war. Now people are saying just because she was going to do and was caught before she got her hands on the stuff doesn’t mean she committed the crime. My response to that is if people like that are put back on the streets they will continue what they are doing and because of the amount of blow she was trying to bring it was a TON! I can see why the judge would not want her on the streets again.

Amazon Says A Color Kindle Should Be Out In Time For Christmas

MMJ — Fri, 11 May 2012 11:30:49 +0000

Amazon has been flirting with the idea of making a color kindle. Well they say this might be the year to do this. So I know what your wondering why make a color Kindle if they already have a Kindle fire. Well from what they are saying the Color Kindle will use a eInk screen so it will use less lower than a Kindle Fire. I for one feel this is a waste of effort that Amazon needs to focus on making better Kindle Fires than try to branch off and do other work.

The Starving Games Coming Soon

MMJ — Fri, 11 May 2012 11:00:12 +0000

Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer they guys that brought us Date Movie, Epic Movie, Vampires Suck. Says they are going to make a spoof of the hunger games called ‘The Starving Games’. I for one do not like the idea that every time a movie comes out there has to be a spoof on it. This was much like how the movies where like in the 70′s and early 80′s were there where spoofs of all types of movies. No word on the release date but one thing these guys are good at is making bank so I am sure this movie will make back what ever is invested into it.

Conan’s Kids’ Drawings [video]

MMJ — Thu, 10 May 2012 17:30:16 +0000

This Is How I Find Food [pic]

MMJ — Thu, 10 May 2012 17:00:08 +0000

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Conan The Human Yoga Wall [video]

MMJ — Thu, 10 May 2012 16:30:30 +0000

I’m So There [pic]

MMJ — Thu, 10 May 2012 16:00:49 +0000

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Flix Fix EP027 – Avatar 2 Smurfs 1 [podcast]

MMJ — Thu, 10 May 2012 13:00:34 +0000

More talks about the Avengers 2 things like what to expect in the up and coming sequels, when should we expect part 2. Then finally when will we see the Hulk again. We also talk about other Marvel movies like Dr. Strange, The Punisher, Ant Man, Sub Mariner, The Black Panther, and Wasp just to name a few. Then we will go over why we think Kick Ass 2 is just a pipe dream. We will also explain why James Cameron is slowly going crazy. I then give away the plot to the latest Fast and the Furious movie. I also talk about the new Freddie Mercury biopic and also make a flub when I called Queen, Kiss by mistake sorry guys!

Flix Fix EP027 – Avatar 2 Smurfs 1 [podcast]

Vin Diesel’s As “Riddick”

Lena Headey as she appears in the Judge Dredd reboot