If you ever saw the movie Yes Man then there is no reason not to love Zooey Deschanel. She is one of the cutest women that I have ever met and this hairpiece is breathtaking. I am sure that Katy Perry needs to rethink her hair pieces. A great way to use a bow in your hair.

I am not sure if Donald Trump makes the prettiest buildings (this weekend I saw a beautiful hotel and apartment complex that he is building in Chicago and I have seen almost all his skyscrapers in New York City) but he sure has provided awesome sperm to his many wives. While I was still fantasizing about Ivanka Trump now there is yet one more Trump to set the world on fire. I also love her oversize scarf.

We have already had enough Heidi Spencer and Spencer Pratt in every way possible including her non-stop cosmetic surgery. Now like Jada Pinkett Smith she can't stop talking about her sex life.

In yet another joke (Spencer Pratt pretending to be a journalist for Playboy and interviewing his wife), she shares the secret of how intimate they are:

"You know, I was never very sexual before I met you, Spencer. I knew what sex was, but when I met you I entered into a whole new realm of understanding, from fantasy to love...Now it’s something I look forward to every minute of the day. [Joining the Mile High Club] was maybe the best experience I’ve ever had in my entire life...You’re waking me up to what’s possible, and it makes me want to try every new thing, doing it all kinds of ways — indoors, outdoors, upside down."

Oh when a moron like Sarah Palin almost became the vice president, nutjobs like Heidi and Spencer have a great future ahead.

It looks like mom Denise Jonas does not have to worry about virginity of Kevin Jonas any more. He is now engaged to Danielle Deleasa, a former hairdresser (I have always wondered what attracts beautiful girls to cutting hair, which to be honest seems like a dirty job to me).

It is a romantic tale, though. She had never heard of Jonas Brothers before she met Kevin (what kind of world does she live in? I mean you may not like their music but like that other bimbo Miley Cyrus these people are so famous.) and Kevin was attracted to her because he saw her walking on a beach in the Bahamas wearing a flower in her hair.

Maybe she is still a bit on the heavy side but I think Drew Barrymore is adorable. Now in the past she has made headlines for going braless but this time she is in the spotlight for the right reasons. For the premiere of her HBO movie "Grey Gardens," she decides to bring the old Hollywood style back by wearing a veil over her face along with an Alberta Ferretti dress.

Since my last update on Dawna Leei Heising about her becoming Ms US World Champion, I heard from her again. She has trademarked Eye on Excellence (TM) Productions and "Eye on Entertainment" is a division now. She has also joined the Punch Television Network as a host for "The Hollywood Punch Report".

And oh, if you were wondering what dress she is wearing in this photo, Her gown was designed by Jay Reynolds, and is from the 2008 Spring Collection of Panoply by the House of Wu in Fort Myers, Florida.

Looks like I was not the only one to think that mid life crisis victim Billy Ray Cyrus was acting inappropriately with his daughter Miley Cyrus. Apparently so many parents have been scandalized that the out-of-control teen star has to write in her book "Miles to Go" that "The media has said some stuff about my dad and me being too close and too cuddly for a father and a daughter...For me and my dad it's not weird at all."

She continues, "we don't let other people tell us what expressions we're supposed to have on our faces when we take a picture together!"

And parents who criticize her "so full of anger, hatred and bitterness." Ouch, the problem is not her, it is you morons who spend big bucks on buying overpriced crap (some tweens and teens even call it music) that she sells.

While Miranda Kerr gave only a peek of her black bra, Rachel Stevens carries the let your bra show trend too far by literally not even wearing a blouse.