My Sms Folder

HO AGAR AAJIZ TO PHIR HAAJAT RAWA BANTY HO KYOO'N

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Thu, 09 May 2013 10:37:00 +0000

HO AGAR AAJIZ TO PHIR HAAJAT RAWA BANTY HO KYOO'N?

KAAM HAY YEH TO KHUDA KA, TUM KHUDA BANTY HO KYOON?

DARS.E.REHMAT BHOOK KAR KYOON BAN GAYE BEDAAD.GAR

SAB KAY HAQ MEIN PAIKAR.E.JOR O JAFA BANTY HO KYOON?

HER QADAM KAJ-FEHMIYAAN HEN, HER QADAM GUMRAAHIYAA'N.

HAQ SHANAAS O HAQ NAGAR OR HAQ NUMAA BANTY HO KYOON?

HO AGAR MAQDOOR RAKHO SAATH KOI RAAH'BAR.

RAAH GUM.GASHTA AZEEZO! RAHNUMAA BANTY HO KYOON?

FARZ MUSLIM PER QAYAAM.E.AMAN HAY YEH JAAN LO.

YOON KHILONA BY JEHAT JAZBAAT KA BANTY HO KYOON?

PARI KA IS KY ANDAR SY NIKELNA

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Thu, 09 May 2013 10:24:00 +0000

PARI KA IS KY ANDAR SY NIKELNA

PARI KA IS KY ANDAR SY NIKELNA.
JAHAAN.E.KHWAB BISTER SY NIKELNA.

DEHEKTI RAIT PER PHIR MAIN NE DEKHA.
SAMANDAR MERI THOKAR SY NIKELNA.

JO MUMKIN HO BUJHA DY PIYAAS MERI.
BAJAA HAY AAB.O.GOHAR SY NIKELNA.

NA JAANY KIS JAGA MIL JAAYE DEHSHAT.
DUYAAEIN PARH KY SAB GHAR SY NIKELNA.

BHARY GA PAIKAR.E.TASVEER MEIN KHOO'N.
MOHABBAT KA WO MANZAR SAY NIKELNA.

JO MUMKIN HO TO PHIR DUNIYA HAY JANNAT.
NADAAMAT NOK.E.KHANJAR SAY NIKELNA.

AJAB ASH'AAR MUSLIM NAY KAHY HAIN.
KEH JAISY AAB SAY PATHAR NIKELNA.

KHAAMOSHI SY HAR RAAZ.E.NIHAA'N KHOL RAHA HAY.

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Thu, 09 May 2013 10:09:00 +0000

KHAAMOSHI SY HAR RAAZ.E.NIHAA'N KHOL RAHA HAY.

WOH SIRF TABASSUM KI ZUBAA'N BOL RAHA HAY.

SAYYADO MUBARIK HO, CHALO DAAM BICHAAO.

SEENAY MEIN PARINDA KOI PAR TOL RAHA HAY.

WOH ZEEST KY PIYAALY MEIN KAHEEN ZEHER NA BHAR DAY.

KAANO'N MEN JO AAWAAZ KA RASS GHOL RAHA HAY.

TEHZEEB KI POSHAK SAY JISMO'N KO SAJAA KAR.

BASTI MEIN DARINDO'N KA KOI GHOL RAHA HAY.

ULFAT BHI AJAB SHAY HAY, WO KHAMOSH HAY LEKIN.

IS SHAUQ KA HAR UZ'UW. E . BADAN BOL RAHA HAY.

ALFAAZ YEH KIS KAY HAIN MUJHAY KHOOB PATA HAY.

YEH AAP NAHEE'N OR KOI BOL RAHA HAY.

"Barma" Nazar Naheen Aata

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Thu, 09 May 2013 10:01:00 +0000

"Barma" Nazar Naheen Aata: Ghazal by Muslim Saleem

AJEEB ROG LAGA MAGHRABI MUMAALIK KO.

JO DEKHTAY HAIN WOH POORA NAZAR NAHEEN AATA.

DIKHAYI DETA HAY SAB KUCH UNHEIN ZAMAANY MEIN.

BAS AIK KHITTA.E.BARMA NAZAR NAHEEN AATA.

JAHAA'N PY RAAJ HAY CHANGEZI BAR'BARIYYAT KA.

KISI KY DIL MEIN BHI BUDHA NAZAR NAHEEN AATA.

JAHAAN MEIN FOAJ KASHI KY LIYE INHEIN LAIKIN.

SIWAAYE MUSLIM.E.KHASTA NAZAR NAHEEN AATA

1 yahoodi alim nay majmay main

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Sun, 05 May 2013 18:31:00 +0000

1 yahoodi alim nay majmay
main muslmano
say 3 sawal kiye ta kay muslims
ko gumrah
ker sake..

1. Allah hai tu us say pehle bhi koi hoga?

2. Allah ka munh(face) kis taraf
hai?

3 Allah is waqt kia kr raha
hai?

Majmay main say ek 9 saal ka bacha
utha or kaha ginti gino .

Yahodi:
12345

Bacha:
ab ulti gino

Yahodi:
54321

Bacha 1 say pehle kia ata hay Yahdi bola kuch nahi

Bachaa Allah ek
hai or us say pehle kuch nahi..

Phir bacha ek diya laya or usko
jala kr
pocha iski roshni ka munh kis taraf hay..

Yahodi bola charon taraf...

Toh bacha bola Allah Noor hai
or uska
chehra hr traf hay

Raha 3isray sawal ka jawab to ALLAH iswaqt ek 9
saal ke bache se yahudi ko zaleel
karwa raha
hai.....
PROUD TO BE A MUSLIM....
Alhamdulillah.

کیاآپکوپتہ ہےکہ ہونٹ

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Sun, 05 May 2013 18:23:00 +0000

کیاآپکوپتہ ہےکہ ہونٹوں کو ملانےبغیرکوئ فقرہ کہہ سکو. وہ ہے
¤لاالہ الاللہ¤
سائنس کہتا ہےکہ جب انسان مررہاہوتووہ ہونٹوں کوہلانےکی قوت کہودیتاہے تواللہ تعالی نےمسلمان کو مرتےوقت بھی آسانی نصیب فرمائ.
{اور تم اپنےرب کی کون کونسی نعمتوں کو جھٹلاؤ گے}
SUBAHAN ALLAH

مدینےکےتاجدارصلی اللہ تعالی علیہ وآلہ وسلم

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Sun, 05 May 2013 18:22:00 +0000

مدینےکےتاجدارصلی اللہ تعالی علیہ وآلہ وسلم نے حضرت سیدناانس رضی اللہ تعالی عنہ سے فرمایا، "بیٹا!اگرتم ہمیشہ باوضو رہنےکی استطاعت رکھو توایساہی کروکیونکہ ملک الموت جس بندے کی روح حالت وضومیںقبض کرتاہے اس کیلۓ شہادت لکھ دی جاتی ہے-

[کنزالعمال ج 9 حدیث26060 دارالکتب العلمیہ

مدینےکےتاجدارصلی اللہ تعالی علیہ وآلہ وسلم

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Sun, 05 May 2013 18:21:00 +0000

If life is a Game

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Sun, 05 May 2013 18:20:00 +0000

If life is a Game
" i wish, U always Win"

If life is a Journey
"i wish, U walk on Roses"

If life is joy
" i wish, U always Smile"AMEEN"

Teacher: Mein Nay "MQM" Ko Vote Nahi Diya

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Sun, 05 May 2013 18:19:00 +0000

Teacher: Mein Nay "MQM" Ko Vote Nahi Diya,
Iss Ka Future Tense Bata0.??

Student: Ap Ki Namaz-E-Janaza Sham 6 Bajey Jinna Gr0und Me Ada Ki Jaye Gi

JITNE AATY HAIN UTNE ZRUR BTANA Its a Chalinge!

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Sun, 05 May 2013 18:18:00 +0000

Ur I.Q test:
JITNE AATY HAIN UTNE ZRUR BTANA Its a Chalinge!

In ki abbreviation bataye.

SMS=

CNG=

DVD=

VCD=

GPRS=

LCD=

USB=

LPG=
FM=
CDI=

DNA=

SIM=

DSL=

I.Q=

UPS=

PC=

a.m=
p.m=
e.g=
i.e=

OK=
WWW=

Total marks=22

Passing marks=15

Time 24 Hours And your time starts now

Reply must,

Log Tumhaari Aqal Sy Tumhaari

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Sun, 05 May 2013 18:15:00 +0000

Log Tumhaari
Aqal Sy
Tumhaari
Shakhsiat
Ka
Wazan
Kartay Hain
Lehaza
Tum
Apni Aqal Ka
Wazan Elm Sy
Barhaao!

Anmol Gift - Sunehri Aqwaal

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Sun, 05 May 2013 18:14:00 +0000

Anmol Gift

(Gareeb admi roti hasil krne k liye dorta hy
Ameer roti hazam krne k lye dorta hy)

(Gunah me lazat zrur hy mgr sukon nhi)

(Baat alfaz ki nhi lehje ki hoti hy)

(Kisi k bare me bura mat socho ho sakta h wo Allah ki nazar me tumse behtr ho)

(1 akela baap 7 beton ki prvarish kr skta hy
Lykin 7 bete 1 baap ki khidmat nhi krskte)

(Admi beemari k dar se khana to chor deta hy
Mgr akhirat k dar se gunah nhi)

(Banda naik baat sun to leta he pr aagy pohchana zruri ni smjta)

"ALLAH PAK"usko abad kry jo achi bat sun k aage pohnchae.

Insan Ki Dolat Jitni Barti Jaye Gi

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Sun, 05 May 2013 18:09:00 +0000

Insan Ki Dolat Jitni Barti Jaye Gi Uski Neend Aur Uska Uska Skoon Utna He Khatam Hota Jaye Ga.

Dolat Mand hone se insan apne apko bhool jata hai

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Sun, 05 May 2013 18:03:00 +0000

"AJEEB TAMASHA"
"Dolat Mand hone se insan apne apko bhool jata hai,,
or
Dolat na hone sa log usay bhool jate hein..!!

"TAKABBUR" Shetani Siffat Hai

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Sun, 05 May 2013 18:00:00 +0000

Beautifull msg

"TAKABBUR"
Shetani Siffat Hai
AgarTum Apne
"TAKABBUR" Ko Torna Chahte Ho

To Kisi Gharib
Or Muflis Ko "SALAM" kiya Karo.

I Don't Know Why People

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Sun, 05 May 2013 17:59:00 +0000

I Don't Know Why People See Their Fingr While Pulling Out From Nose?

I Mean What Else Do They Expect?

"DIAMONDS"?? :O:p;):D

Beta: Mein gol gappay bechun ga.

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Sun, 05 May 2013 17:50:00 +0000

Beta: Papa jab mein business karun ga to achhay achhon k haath main katora pakrra doon ga,
Aur wo mujh say pani bhi maang kar piyen gay.

Baap: Very good beta!,
Per tum kon sa business karo gay?.

Beta: Mein gol gappay bechun ga.
Papa: Lakh de lanat teri soch te, "sali gandi ulaad na mza na suaad"

Tumhe KHUDA Se Or KHUDA Ko Tum Se

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Sat, 04 May 2013 20:22:00 +0000

Jab Tumhe ZIKR_E_KHUDA Krna Aur Sun'na Accha Lagne Lage
To Jaan Lo K.

Tumhe KHUDA Se Or KHUDA Ko Tum Se Mohabbat Ho Gai Hai..!

Agar duniya behtreen jagah hoti to....

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Sat, 04 May 2013 20:20:00 +0000

"Agar duniya behtreen jagah hoti to....

yahan koi rota hua peda na hota"

"Jis Shaks ko Parakhna Ho Us k Dost Dekho

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Sat, 04 May 2013 20:19:00 +0000

"Jis Shaks ko Parakhna Ho Us k Dost Dekho, Agr Ache Hen To wo Acha Hoga,

Agr Buray Hen To
wo B Bura Hoga,
Q k Dosti hm khyal Logo Se Hoti Hai".

A message to all Private/contract job Holders

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Wed, 01 May 2013 19:46:00 +0000

1 Murghi nay apnay Malik ko khush kerny k lye sawa kilo ka 1 anda dia
Malik bahut khush huwa

aur

Murghi ko shabash di

Murghi ko shabash to mil gaye

magar

Pichwaray ka Dard sari umar na gya

Moral:

Ziada efficiency dikhany se apni hi phatti hy. Malik ki nahi.

A message to all Private/contract job Holders

Apna kirdar banany men itny masroof ho jao

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Wed, 01 May 2013 19:45:00 +0000

Apna kirdar banany men itny masroof ho jao K Dusron pe tanqeed karne ka waqt hi na mily."

Girl's smile creates greatest Confusion in Boy's mind

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Wed, 01 May 2013 19:44:00 +0000

Girl's smile creates greatest Confusion in Boy's mind...

Ghanto tak samjh mein hi nahi aata...

.

.

.

K Hans k dekh rahi hy ya Dekh k hans rahi hy.

Beautiful lines to save relations

noreply@blogger.com (Muhammad Waqas) — Wed, 01 May 2013 19:43:00 +0000

Beautiful lines to save relations:

Whenever u find me bad or rude at any point of time,

Atleast tell me once before telling
others...