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Re: Prophets of Sorts

Trutho — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 20:59:14 +0000

Richard Heinberg

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Prophets of Sorts

Trutho — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 20:58:03 +0000

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Re: My Top 5 Indicators that the proverbial is about to make contact with fan blades

Trutho — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 20:24:42 +0000

With indicators this time: 1. Real estate agents are telling us everything is going to be ok 2. Hack politicians are telling us everything is going to be ok 3. Advertising is everywhere telling us things are going to be ok 4. The mainstream media is focused on stories that have less and less to do with things that are important and more to do with telling us we are going to be ok. 5. People like Gerald Celente, Jim Rogers, Steve Keen, Richard Heinberg and other people, who get predictions about the economy etc right, are telling us we are absolutely fucked.

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My Top 5 Indicators that the proverbial is about to make contact with fan blades

Trutho — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 20:20:39 +0000

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If only the training videos at work were like this....

endisneigh — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 04:42:18 +0000

Ducked and Covered: A Survival Guide to the Post Apocalypse from Nathaniel Lindsay on Vimeo.

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Re: Shooting down friends and family who have become zombies

endisneigh — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 04:31:39 +0000

Start giving them hard core survival gifts as christmas and birthday presents accompanied by one of these cards: http://fineartamerica.com/art/all/apocalyptic/greeting+cardsThey will think your crazy in the beginning but it will be harder for them to stay in denial when surrounded by apocalyptic gifts.

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Re: Flee flee for your lives the zombies are coming...just kidding: And other things that will no longer be funny to say after the apocalypse

endisneig — Mon, 21 Nov 2011 13:41:25 +0000

Perhaps that's what the slaves and gimps will be used for, the post apocalyptic equivalent of court jesters. But even the jokes will have to be rewritten. Why did the radioactive chicken cross the road..to get away from the zombie rooster.

Posted by endisneig

Sleeping rough for a week

Trutho — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 18:46:49 +0000

You might have to do it anyway at some point, why not get used to it now

Posted by Trutho

Shooting down friends and family who have become zombies

Trutho — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 18:40:20 +0000

No I am not talking about actually shooting them, like with a gun, but how do you shoot down people in your family when they start getting delusional about the state of the world? Yeah things are getting bad, hey let's buy a gold jetski kind of thing.

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Flee flee for your lives the zombies are coming...just kidding: And other things that will no longer be funny to say after the apocalypse

Trutho — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 19:28:10 +0000

Once the SHTF will humour be out, will you be able to play a practical joke on a person and not expect them to lunge at you with a sharpened rock, foaming pouring through badly discolored teeth.

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Re: Lists of Stuff from the Internets

endisneigh — Tue, 15 Nov 2011 05:26:31 +0000

Speaking of stuff, I read that hiding stuff in buried shipping containers is problematic. Apparently they are only strong on the corners so the walls and roof may cave in under the weight of the soil. Moisture can also cause the walls to rust.

Posted by endisneigh

Re: What will McDonalds be serving in 5 years?

Trutho — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 16:43:27 +0000

No, stock up now. I would recommend a metric ton per person.

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Re: Substitution- What can you use when the oil dependant product ain't available? Do you need the thing in the first place?

Trutho — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 16:40:16 +0000

They will be eternally greatful

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Re: Substitution- What can you use when the oil dependant product ain't available? Do you need the thing in the first place?

endisneigh — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 04:42:22 +0000

Of course we shouldn't neglect the ladies. They can use the following substitutes: Eye shadow -> charcoal Bra -> coconuts shells Lipstick -> blood Stockings -> cobwebs Perfume -> rat urine

Posted by endisneigh

Re: What will McDonalds be serving in 5 years?

endisneigh — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 04:26:24 +0000

That sounds delicious! Is there anything that a liberal application of sweet chilli sauce can't make appetising?

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Re: On the subject of projecting crazy

endisneigh — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 04:20:27 +0000

How about combining all of the above? Oh god, now that is disturbing.

Posted by endisneigh

Lists of Stuff from the Internets

Trutho — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 17:53:38 +0000

100 Items to Disappear First 1. Generators (Good ones cost dearly. Gas storage, risky. Noisy...target of thieves; maintenance etc.) 2. Water Filters/Purifiers 3. Portable Toilets 4. Seasoned Firewood. Wood takes about 6 - 12 months to become dried, for home uses. 5. Lamp Oil, Wicks, Lamps (First Choice: Buy CLEAR oil. If scarce, stockpile ANY!) 6. Coleman Fuel. Impossible to stockpile too much. 7. Guns, Ammunition, Pepper Spray, Knives, Clubs, Bats & Slingshots. 8. Hand-can openers, & hand egg beaters, whisks. 9. Honey/Syrups/white, brown sugar 10. Rice - Beans - Wheat 11. Vegetable Oil (for cooking) Without it food burns/must be boiled etc.,) 12. Charcoal, Lighter Fluid (Will become scarce suddenly) 13. Water Containers (Urgent Item to obtain.) Any size. Small: HARD CLEAR PLASTIC ONLY - note - food grade if for drinking. 14. Mini Heater head (Propane) (Without this item, propane won't heat a room.) 15. Grain Grinder (Non-electric) 16. Propane Cylinders (Urgent: Definite shortages will occur. 17. Survival Guide Book. 18. Mantles: Aladdin, Coleman, etc. (Without this item, longer-term lighting is difficult.) 19. Baby Supplies: Diapers/formula. ointments/aspirin, etc. 20. Washboards, Mop Bucket w/wringer (for Laundry) 21. Cookstoves (Propane, Coleman & Kerosene) 22. Vitamins 23. Propane Cylinder Handle-Holder (Urgent: Small canister use is dangerous without this item) 24. Feminine Hygiene/Haircare/Skin products. 25. Thermal underwear (Tops & Bottoms) 26. Bow saws, axes and hatchets, Wedges (also, honing oil) 27. Aluminum Foil Reg. & Heavy Duty (Great Cooking and Barter Item) 28. Gasoline Containers (Plastic & Metal) 29. Garbage Bags (Impossible To Have Too Many). 30. Toilet Paper, Kleenex, Paper Towels 31. Milk - Powdered & Condensed (Shake Liquid every 3 to 4 months) 32. Garden Seeds (Non-Hybrid) (A MUST) 33. Clothes pins/line/hangers (A MUST) 34. Coleman's Pump Repair Kit 35. Tuna Fish (in oil) 36. Fire Extinguishers (or..large box of Baking Soda in every room) 37. First aid kits 38. Batteries (all sizes...buy furthest-out for Expiration Dates) 39. Garlic, spices & vinegar, baking supplies 40. Big Dogs (and plenty of dog food) 41. Flour, yeast & salt 42. Matches. {"Strike Anywhere" preferred.) Boxed, wooden matches will go first 43. Writing paper/pads/pencils, solar calculators 44. Insulated ice chests (good for keeping items from freezing in Wintertime.) 45. Workboots, belts, Levis & durable shirts 46. Flashlights/LIGHTSTICKS & torches, "No. 76 Dietz" Lanterns 47. Journals, Diaries & Scrapbooks (jot down ideas, feelings, experience; Historic Times) 48. Garbage cans Plastic (great for storage, water, transporting - if with wheels) 49. Men's Hygiene: Shampoo, Toothbrush/paste, Mouthwash/floss, nail clippers, etc 50. Cast iron cookware (sturdy, efficient) 51. Fishing supplies/tools 52. Mosquito coils/repellent, sprays/creams 53. Duct Tape 54. Tarps/stakes/twine/nails/rope/spikes 55. Candles 56. Laundry Detergent (liquid) 57. Backpacks, Duffel Bags 58. Garden tools & supplies 59. Scissors, fabrics & sewing supplies 60. Canned Fruits, Veggies, Soups, stews, etc. 61. Bleach (plain, NOT scented: 4 to 6% sodium hypochlorite) 62. Canning supplies, (Jars/lids/wax) 63. Knives & Sharpening tools: files, stones, steel 64. Bicycles...Tires/tubes/pumps/chains, etc 65. Sleeping Bags & blankets/pillows/mats 66. Carbon Monoxide Alarm (battery powered) 67. Board Games, Cards, Dice 68. d-con Rat poison, MOUSE PRUFE II, Roach Killer 69. Mousetraps, Ant traps & cockroach magnets 70. Paper plates/cups/utensils (stock up, folks) 71. Baby wipes, oils, waterless & Antibacterial soap (saves a lot of water) 72. Rain gear, rubberized boots, etc. 73. Shaving supplies (razors & creams, talc, after shave) 74. Hand pumps & siphons (for water and for fuels) 75. Soysauce, vinegar, bullions/gravy/soupbase 76. Reading glasses 77. Chocolate/Cocoa/Tang/Punch (water enhancers) 78. "Survival-in-a-Can" 79. Woolen clothing, scarves/ear-muffs/mittens 80. Boy Scout Handbook, / also Leaders Catalog 81. Roll-on Window Insulation Kit (MANCO) 82. Graham crackers, saltines, pretzels, Trail mix/Jerky 83. Popcorn, Peanut Butter, Nuts 84. Socks, Underwear, T-shirts, etc. (extras) 85. Lumber (all types) 86. Wagons & carts (for transport to and from) 87. Cots & Inflatable mattress's 88. Gloves: Work/warming/gardening, etc. 89. Lantern Hangers 90. Screen Patches, glue, nails, screws,, nuts & bolts 91. Teas 92. Coffee 93. Cigarettes 94. Wine/Liquors (for bribes, medicinal, etc,) 95. Paraffin wax 96. Glue, nails, nuts, bolts, screws, etc. 97. Chewing gum/candies 98. Atomizers (for cooling/bathing) 99. Hats & cotton neckerchiefs 100. Goats/chickens From a Sarajevo War Survivor: Experiencing horrible things that can happen in a war - death of parents and friends, hunger and malnutrition, endless freezing cold, fear, sniper attacks. 1. Stockpiling helps. but you never no how long trouble will last, so locate near renewable food sources. 2. Living near a well with a manual pump is like being in Eden. 3. After awhile, even gold can lose its luster. But there is no luxury in war quite like toilet paper. Its surplus value is greater than gold's. 4. If you had to go without one utility, lose electricity - it's the easiest to do without (unless you're in a very nice climate with no need for heat.) 5. Canned foods are awesome, especially if their contents are tasty without heating. One of the best things to stockpile is canned gravy - it makes a lot of the dry unappetizing things you find to eat in war somewhat edible. Only needs enough heat to "warm", not to cook. It's cheap too, especially if you buy it in bulk. 6. Bring some books - escapist ones like romance or mysteries become more valuable as the war continues. Sure, it's great to have a lot of survival guides, but you'll figure most of that out on your own anyway - trust me, you'll have a lot of time on your hands. 7. The feeling that you're human can fade pretty fast. I can't tell you how many people I knew who would have traded a much needed meal for just a little bit of toothpaste, rouge, soap or cologne. Not much point in fighting if you have to lose your humanity. These things are morale-builders like nothing else. 8. Slow burning candles and matches, matches, matches

Posted by Trutho

What will McDonalds be serving in 5 years?

Trutho — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 16:03:53 +0000

I am going with roadkill burgers, garnished with roadside weeds topped off with sweet chili sauce served with substitute potato chips all for 500g of scrap iron.

Posted by Trutho

Re: On the subject of projecting crazy

Trutho — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 15:58:24 +0000

Oh..my...god Tesla coil top hats why didn't I think of that. Nothing says crazy like a Tesla coil on your head. On a slight different subject, what crazy weapon gives people the impression that you definitely use it. A Spiked criket bat, a cat-o-nine tails or a combination of the two?

Posted by Trutho

Re: On the subject of projecting crazy

endisneigh — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 02:50:43 +0000

Great point, we should all strive to look like jack nicholson and then no one would dare messing with us. This tesla coil top hat also offers the perfect combination of style and terror:

Posted by endisneigh

Substitution- What can you use when the oil dependant product ain't available? Do you need the thing in the first place?

Trutho — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 19:13:42 +0000

Ok here is my list of what will do once we can't get stuff: Petrol car - Donkey train pulling burned out car shell Gillette Razor - Cut throat razor Purfume - Splashing booze under your armpits Underpants - ... Pants - Barrel Shirt - Barrel Toothbrush - Rag on a stick Toothpaste - Booze Toilet paper - This is the tricky one, i consider this the thin line (excuse the pun) between the apocalypse and the end of all civilisation. Over to you

Posted by Trutho

On the subject of projecting crazy

Trutho — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 18:07:28 +0000

I am guessing this fellow doesn't get robbed very often. We often don't discuss the merits of having a crazy expression, a spoon for an earing and a bunch of human skulls around your neck in preventing unpleasant encounters from happening in the first place, what are your tips?

Posted by Trutho

Re: Testing 1,2,3

Trutho — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 18:02:15 +0000

Success!

Posted by Trutho

Testing 1,2,3

endisneigh — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 06:28:43 +0000

Test

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