Nature's Graffiti - another freaking web comic

We are moving to Alaska!

MastaG — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 22:03:53 +0000

Howdy, faithful NG reader! We have been pretty busy as of late, certainly the lack of comics might be a big sign One of the big reasons we haven’t been making comics is because we are preparing to make the biggest move of our lives to Anchorage, Alaska! I have been offered a tech support job, and we plan to move in mid August. It’s going to be one hell of a big move. Please wish us luck, and when we are settled we’ll start making some more comics

Here’s something a buddy sent me recently, hehehhhehheheheheeehehheeeeeee:

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The weirdest postcard I’ve ever gotten

MastaG — Sat, 26 Jul 2008 21:55:46 +0000

My buddy just went to Serbia and sent me this postcard. What the heck is going on here? Who are the three people in the shrine, and why is he so happy? WTF?

COMIC: Rock Band, Groupie Edition

MastaG — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 09:20:12 +0000

Don’t get the mudshark reference? Read the Wikipedia article

Text for the visually impaired:
Comic title: “Rock Band, Groupie Edition”
Caption: “includes the following exciting accessories”
-USB Binaca simulator (Binaca is a breath spray), picture of a can of Binaca hooked up to a USB cable
-Wireless vibrating Mudshark, picture of a vibrating shark with a giant smile on his face
-10,000 pack of strawberry-flavored condoms, picture of condom box that says “10,000 pack of strawberry-flavored condoms, specialized for MEGA HOES”

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LOLCAT: WTF happened last night

MastaG — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 09:20:38 +0000

COMIC: Protect Ya Neck, sonnnnnnnn

MastaG — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 09:20:35 +0000

Text for the visually impaired:
Title: Protect Ya Neck, the 36 chambers guide to self-protection
-Walk with a swagger, at least twice the size of your normal stance
-End all sentences with “nyuh” or “sonnnnnnn”
-Show your grill at all times
-Develop a tick in your neck
-Brandish a weapon at inappropriate times
Picture: guy with hat on backwards, displaying his teeth (”grill”), with his legs spread really far apart, holding a gun in the air saying “yo ho, pass me some mufuggin’ holy water sonnnnnnn”…. and a catholic priest saying “sir please, this is a place of worship”

Open Letter to New Jersey

MastaG — Sun, 01 Jun 2008 04:53:49 +0000

O hai New Jersey! You are officially my least favorite state, even worse than Alabama. In your honor I have created some new slogans for your state because your current slogan, “New Jersey, come see for yourself”, has simply convinced me that by coming to New Jersey to see for myself, I have witnessed how hard it both blows and sucks simultaneously.

-New Jersey, you have to drive through us

-New Jersey, way crappier than old Jersey

-Come to New Jersey if you don’t want to turn left ever again

-New Jersey, we don’t care for road signs, except ones that say you can’t turn left

-I’m in New Jersey, and I can taste the air

-Hell is New Jersey

-New Jersey, come for the outlet malls, stay because you get lost because like I said before we don’t care about road signs

-In New Jersey, the smells can smell you back

Love,

MastaG

LOLCAT: FireFox Kitteh

MastaG — Sat, 31 May 2008 09:20:52 +0000

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COMIC: How to go “GREEN”

MastaG — Mon, 26 May 2008 09:20:59 +0000

Yep… first comic in like 6 months! More to come

Text for the visually impaired:
Title: How to go “green”
Step 1: throw out all your old “environmentally unfriendly” goods (pic of trash can with car, and house in it)
Step 2: Buy all new material goods that are slightly less destructive than your old goods, but probably took more energy to create than the energy you save from using them (pic of prius, solar panel on house, and “green” water bottle)
Step 3: Pretend you’re saving the environment, sort of (pic of guy saying “dude, i saved so much CO2 on my new house that i can fly to australia next week”, pic of another guy saying “Cool!… wait”)

Another LOLCAT…

MastaG — Sat, 24 May 2008 18:21:59 +0000

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How to make arcade controls for a PC

MastaG — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:45:51 +0000

NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR

Please note, if you are serious about building controllers or an arcade cabinet, the ultimate resource is ArcadeControls.com. I created these controllers several years ago, so this guide is out of date. For this blog post I essentially dug up the archived web page I created and converted it into a blog post. Contact me if you’d like some help / suggestions. Enjoy!

INTRO

These controllers are loosely based on Razoola’s from CPS2Shock (thanks Raz!). I hacked up 2 old Microsoft Sidewinder Gamepads (the ones with old school DA-15 game ports). I decided to use these specific gamepads for two reasons… the main one being that they are daisy-chainable (you can hook up to 4 to your computer just by plugging them into each other), the other being that they are extremely easy to hack… there are LABELED SOLDER JOINTS ON THE PCB!!! I ordered all of my parts from HappControls.com. Here are the parts I ordered:

Super Joystick - very similar to the Street Fighter II stick. Here are some other joysticks.

Competition push buttons - there are other style push buttons that might fit your specific needs better here

1 / 2 / 3 / 4 player buttons

Identification tags - to mark your buttons if desired

Custom push buttons - I didn’t actually order any of these, but you might want them for yours

THE BOX

These pics are terribly out of scale. The measurements are in inches. The biggest mistake I made was making my boxes WAY to tall. I recommend you chop off as much as you can from the height of the box. If I were to make another set of controllers, I’ll design them at a slant.

For the button placing, I recommend 4.5 cm between the center of each button. It’s about the same as the HotRodSE. The lower left button should be about 3 cm down, and 4 cm to the left. Please note, I did not include the button hole size in this diagram because every button is different.

Start by removing all the screws on the bottom of the controller. You will need a very small Phillips screw driver for this. I recommend keeping the button-side down when you take the shell off. This way the buttons don’t go flying everywhere.

The first order of business will be to remove the tab that is holding the wire-harness down. It is connected to the side of where you hook more sidewinders up to. A simple twist/turn of it with a pair of needle nose pliers will shake it loose. below is a picture of the tab:

If you look on the sidewinder board, you will see it is very clearly labeled for soldering. The two pictures below indicate where you will be soldering (remember that all ground (negative) terminals will go to the same place, which you will learn about later on this page):

Buttons: The solder point marked “PR” is the M button, and the solder point marked “ST” is the Start button. I used the M button for for my coins. The other buttons are quite obvious… a = a, b = b…. etc.

D-Pad: The U, D, L, R solder points indicate Up, Down, Left, Right.

The wire I used to solder is called CAT5 (category 5) which is mainly used to make Ethernet cable. It is aka twisted pair because it has 4 pairs of twisted wires running in one casing (8 wires total). This is perfect because it keeps the inside of your controller nice and clean. Also, all the wires are color coded so they are very easy to keep track of.

Time to solder! If you are a newbie at soldering, you should visit this YouTube video:

The first thing to do before you start soldering is to decide what kind of buttons you’re going to have on the controller. If you want ones like mine, then you will need 9 buttons total and 4 directions (13 total solder points). I used the standard buttons as Street Fighter II controls, and the one on the bottom left is for NeoGeo which I wired to the BACK RIGHT button. Then I wired my coin button to the M button, and the start button to my start button.

There might be some blue gooey substance in the holes that you are going to stick your CAT5 through… just use the head of a sowing needle to poke that stuff through and get it out. In each CAT5 cable, you will see pairs of wires. I used the solid colors as my positive terminal, and later I wired all of the lighter colors to the same ground terminal. When you stick one of your solid colors through the place you will be soldering, you will see them pop out on the other side of the controller in the places shown below. Solder on this side. USE A FINE-TIPPED SOLDERING GUN AND EXTRA THIN SOLDER!!!

Now wire your ground terminals. It’s best to strip your ground wires really long so you can wire them all to the same place. I wired all mine to the already soldered BACK LEFT button. Below you can see a pic of my ugly soldering job with all the grounds tied together to the BACK LEFT ground wire (the back left ground is the red wire leading up into the bunch).

After you’re all done, you should have something that looks like this:

So now that you’re done, hook them up to your microswitches and see if they work! Use the configuration below to hook them up:

Now close up your box with some wood screws, and go play mame =]

I Can Has Vote?

MastaG — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 14:37:32 +0000

I know I haven’t done any comics in months. That will change… I’ve had some good comic ideas recently and I’ll be busting out the tablet soon. Promise!

In the meantime, click on the picture below to go vote for my LOLCAT:

VIDEO: Video Game Pitch Meeting (1979)

MastaG — Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:44:11 +0000

this his hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!