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Bad Mojo and Altoids

A-Dubb — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 10:19:56 +0000

*Note; This post contains niether mojo (of any kind) or Altoids, gotcha looking though didn’t it? I want to start off by thanking Mother Nature for spilling 2′ of that white, flaky, and cold peroid blood we call snow all at once. I really enjoyed digging out my car early this week. Oh would you look [...]

Why God hates Michigan

fizzle — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 03:58:37 +0000

Why does $deity hate Michigan? Nobody is really sure. One thing that is for sure though, is that $deity does in fact hate Michigan, moreso than the rest of the north-east, upper mid-west, whatever the hell you want to call the region the mitten sits in, $deity hates it. Why do I say this? Well here’s [...]

Why is Paula Dean not dead yet?

fizzle — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 04:52:43 +0000

I happen to enjoy Food Network. Perhaps it is because I am such a manly man, or because it is the home of my future wife Rachel Ray, or just because I’m a fat guy who likes food. Whatever the reason is, I watch it somewhat regularly. One show I do not watch, however, is [...]

PC turns 40 years old today

fizzle — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 05:31:26 +0000

Thats right! 40 years ago today, the first personal computer ever to be seen was unveiled to the eyes of a crowd more shocked than when Noah parted the red sea, or whatever it was he did. An astronomical 1,000 people showed up on December 8th, 1968 in San Fransisco, and rumor has it, at [...]

Spam sales are up in America

fizzle — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:45:43 +0000

And not the type of spam you’d think we’d be talking about here at our mostly tech-related website. No, in fact we’re talking about the pseudo-food seen here, not the annoying links for v!@gr@ or c!4l1s that you find in your spam box all the time, and once in a while one will sneak through [...]

Why buying a real christmas tree is stupid

fizzle — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 06:02:56 +0000

It’s getting to be that time again. Time for milk and cookies, buying people you don’t even like something that you hope they will hate, fat guys coming down chimneys after landing his flying rodent’s on household roofs across America. It’s Christmas time! One of the most popular things for an American (and presumably, most [...]

Al Qaeda Terrorist Lego - Not such a great gift idea?

fizzle — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 04:41:59 +0000

Here’s an idea. Get your 7 year old one of these new fancy Masked Islamic Terrorist lego’s to show how badass the space policeman lego figure can be in the fight against terrorism. Who knows, maybe the guy with a feather on his chest will be the one that eventually captures Osama Bin Laden in [...]

How to download torrent files

fizzle — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 03:05:01 +0000

Hey there! Time yet again for another one of my world renowned, wildly informative fizzle tutorials! This time I’ll be showing you how to download those newfangled (not really) fancy (kinda) .torrent files. First, a short bit of history: torrent files are very small files in and of themselves. The torrent file is basically a shortcut, [...]

Five reasons to roll your own cigarettes

fizzle — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 07:48:30 +0000

You'll save a ton of money

Lets crunch some numbers here, shall we? Average cost of a pack of non-generic nasty ass, might as well smoke roasted poop, run of the mill cigarettes across the country is, what, $5.75 per pack? $6 per pack? Right around there, on a national average at least. Anyway, here's what it costs to roll your own cigarettes:

Washington DC bars may stay open 24 hours for inauguration

fizzle — Wed, 03 Dec 2008 01:59:39 +0000

Lawmakers in our nations capital, Washington, DC are considering options to monetize on the inauguration of our first African American President, who will be inaugurated as the 44th president in January 2009. Said lawmakers are considering a proposition to extend the time which alcohol is no longer served by 3 hours, to a staggering and [...]