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Manansulu Peak in Nepal | Nepal Himalayas photos

2022-09-13T20:32:00.002-07:00

Manansulu Himalaya is the eight highest peak of the world situated in Nepal.

Manansulu Himalaya photo

Manansulu peak is 7th highest Himalaya mountain in Nepal. Nepal is land of Himalayas. The world highest peak mount Everest is also in Nepal.

Manansulu Himalaya

Manansulu pictures

Manansulu mountain

white Manansulu mountain lovely photo

Tongue piercing festival Bhaktapur

2022-09-10T10:37:00.002-07:00

Birendra Bhakta Gaju Shrestha of Madhyapurthimi-4 have pierced his tongue for the second time, on the occasion of ‘Yenya Punhiya Mey Pwa: Khanegu Jatra’ (tongue piercing festival on the occasion of Indrajatra) at Diguli village of Madhyapurthimi, Bhaktapur on Saturday. Shrestha had pierced his tongue for the first time on 2074BS.

Tongue piercing festival Bhaktapur

According to the myth, it is believed that Thimi area of Bhaktapur was haunted by ghosts and evil spirits. To get rid of these ghosts and spirits, a tantrik (holy man) performed various rituals to impress Goddess Balkumari.

He also pierced his tongue to show his courage. Since then, every year, local residents of Thimi have a tradition of piercing their tongues every year to drive away the evil spirits.

PC: Amit Machamasi

Haku Patasi saree in Nepal

2022-09-10T01:04:00.002-07:00

Haku Patasi, the black saree is the traditonal dress for women in newari community.

wearing haku Patasi saree and taking part in clutural activity

It is very different than regular sarees which are a part of most Nepali women’s wardrobes.

It is usually heavier, and always black saree with red boarder and yellow lining in between.

It is made of hand woven fabric of pure cotton.

100 Nepali Funny jokes collections for you

2022-04-19T08:26:00.000-07:00

Nepali funny jokes collection is a collection of funny and fun-filled jokes from Nepal. Nepali jokes are always fun to write in Nepali as well as in English words. We Nepalese have heard millions of Nepalese comedies since childhood and we still feel the joy of them.

I prefer to read the Nepalese comedy Jokes early in the morning because it makes my day more pleasant with a smile on my face. Ensures a bright, happy and happy day. I always talk to friends all day, which makes my business stronger and they don't forget. Basically, Nepali Jokes are the reason for good company, lasting memories, and smiling faces.

Jokes are usually well spent during the entertainment season and no matter the age of the man, the jokes he loves. There are millions of Nepalese comedies and we have grown on many of them. They are great mind fresheners.

We have created a collection of funny Nepali jokes that will keep our minds romantic and fun.

100 Nepali Funny jokes collections

1. yeuta chor yeuta dhani

yeuta chor yeuta dhani manchekoma chori garna gayecha. darajma yo lekhera tasiyeko thiyo

” daraj futauna jaruri chaina, kebal 452Bhikari: saheb, yek rupaiya dinus

saheb: laaj lagdaina? sadak ma uviyera vik magna lai?
bhikari: ani k ta tero yek rupaiya ko lagi ma office kholau ta?

2. Yeuta jungle ma

yeuta jungle ma yeuta nangai keta bath gari raheko theyo .. tyo jungle ko animals haru le tyo keta lai dekhera hasna thalyo..

keta le animal lai sode cha timiharu kina hasa ko ha? number thichnu, agadi rato batan press garyo vane daraj afai khulnecha”.

Jaba chor le tyo botton thichyo, alram bajyo ra police ayera tyo chorlai samatera lagyo. jada jadai chor le tyo sahuji lai vanyo “aja bata malai manche sanga biswas harayo”

3. Dhudh ko bottle

anmine bitikai Dudh ko bottle
Alik thulo vayo, pepsiko bottle,
jawanima beerko bottle,
tespachi whiskyko bottle,
kidneyle kaam garna chadyo glucoseko bottle,
operation garyo, ragatko bottle,
jiwan samapta bhayo, gangajalko bottle!

4. Godaworo park tira

Boy: Aaj Godabari Park tir jaau hai…
Girl: Bho..janna…Timi le je payo tehi ta gardai nau ni ?
Boy: Promise kehi gardina k !!!
Girl: Bho…tyaso bhaye kina janu paryo ta..!!

छोरो झ्याप

छोरो झ्याप भएर घर आएछ ।

घरमा थाहा पाउछन भनेर हत्त न पत्त laptop खोलेर पढ्न बसे जस्तो गरेछ ।

बाउ: आज पनि धोकेर आइस हैन त ?

छोरो: हैन बुवा, पढिराको छु ।

बाउ: साले गधा suitcase खोलेर के पढ्दै छस् ह

शेरेको तपस्या

एकदिन शेरे भगवानको तपस्या गर्दै रैछ ।

अचानक भगवान प्रकट भयछन अनि भनेछन ।

भगवान : त के चाहान्छस माग…?

शेरे: एउटा जागिर, ठुलो गाडि र त्यसमा धेरै केटि नै केटि….!

भगवान: तथास्तु…!

बिचरा शेरे आज एउटा Girl’s school मा बस ड्राइभर छ!

भ्यागुताको भविष्य

एउटा भ्यागुता ज्योतिषकोमा गएछ र आफ्नो भविष्य हेरिदिनु भनेछ ….

ज्योतिष: तेरो जीवनमा एउटी राम्री च्वाँक केटी आउनेछ अनि तेरो मुटु चोरेर लानेछे…..!!! .

भ्यागुता: (खुशी हुँदै) त्यो केटी कहाँ भेट्छु त मैले ……??

ज्योतिष : Biology को Practical Lab मा ….. .

भ्यागुता त ठाउँको ठाउँ बेहोश….

हुलास भए अरु किन खोज्ने

शेरे र रामे एउटा घरमा चोरी गर्न गएछन् ।

रामेले सुन, पैसाहरू चोरेछ तर शेरेले १ किलो हुलास गहुँको पिठो ल्याएछ।

रामे: ओइ, सुन चाँदी छोडेर तैँले यो पिठो मात्र किन चोरेको?

शेरे: (मुसुक्क हाँस्दै) हुलास भए अरु किन खोज्ने ?

धुर्मुस स्वर सम्राट

धुर्मुस आफुलाई खुब स्वर सम्राट मान्थ्यो……….यतिकैमा एकदिन एउटा किसानलाई गीत सुनायो……….

केही बेर पछी किसान सुक-सुक गर्दै रुन थाल्यो ….)

धुर्मुस :- (मन मनै खुशी हुँदै ) खुशी लाग्यो मेरो सँगीतको राग बुझ्ने तिमी मात्रै रहिछौ.

किसान ;- म हजुरको गीत सुनेर रोएको होइन ….

धुर्मुस :- अनी किन त …………..?

किसान :- पोहोर साल मेरो एउटा गोरु मर्यो, मर्ने बेलामा यस्तै स्वर निकालेको थियो …….. आज मलाई मेरो गोरुको याद आयो अनी रोएको

शेरेले एउटीलाई धेरै माया गर्थ्यो

शेरेले एउटी केटीलाई धेरै माया गर्थ्यो तर डराएर केही भन्न सकेको थिएन ।

1 दिन उसले म्यासेजमा I love u लेखेर पठाउने निर्णय गरेछ ।

उसले राती ‘I LOVE U’ लेखेर केटीको नंबरमा म्यासेज पठाएछ ।

केही समय पछि शेरेको मोबाइलमा म्यासेजको रिङटोन बजेछ तर उसले भोलीपल्ट बिहान नुहाइधुवाई गरेर मन्दिर गएर मात्र म्यासेज पढ्ने निर्णय गरेछ र सुतेछ ।

रात भरि केटीकै सपना देखेछ ।

बिहान उठेर नुहाएछ र मन्दिर गएछ । अनि मन्दिर गएर आएर म्यासेज पढेको त यस्तो लेखेको रैछ

Funny Nepali jokes in Nepali language

जाम shopping गर्न

केटा एउटा केटी सँग :

केटो : म सँग घुम्न जान्छौँ ?

केटी : कता लान्छौ हौ?

केटो : तिमी जता भन्छौ त्यहीँ जाम ।।

केटी : ओके तेसो भय जाम shopping गर्न

केटो : कसम दिदी मैले त मजाक पो गरेको त!!!

बिहान बिहानै रेडियो बजाउदै

आइते बिहान बिहानै रेडियो बजाउदै जंगल तिर तोइलेट गर्न भनेर हिलेछ

जब टोइलेट गरेर फर्कदै थियो धुर्मुसे ले सोधेछ – ओहो आइते म त मछु कि क्या हो, बिहान बिहानै रेडयो बोकेर हिनिस हँ आइते ..

आइते – टोइलेट गाको नि ..

धुर्मुसे – तेसो भए कस्तो भयो त टोइलेट गराई

आइते – रिसाउदै घण्टा जस्तो —

धुर्मुसे – केरे ??

आइते- टोइलेट गर्नै लाको बेला अचानक रेडयो मा सयौ थुंगा फूलका हामी

एउतै माला नेपाली भन्ने गित बज्यो मुला उठी उठी हग्नु पर्यो

रोडको बीचमा पुलिस

एउटा मोटरसाईकलमा तिनजाना केटाहरु स्पीड आउँछन् |

रोडको बीचमा उभिएर पुलिस कराउँछ : एउटा मोटरसाईकलमा तिन तिन जाना ?? त्यही पनि हेल्मेट छैन horn पनि बजाउदैन, रोक रोक !!

केटाहरु : बाटो छोड़,,, हवलदार साहब !!! यसमा अझै ब्रेक पनि छैन !

one packet air |joke

2016-05-15T02:22:00.000-07:00

Girl and Priest fight

2016-05-15T01:55:00.002-07:00

Girl : "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest : "What have you done my child?"
Girl : "I called a man a son of a bitch."
Priest : "Why did you call him a son of a bitch?"
Girl : "Because he touched my hand."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bitch."
Girl : "Then he touched my breast."

Priest : "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a sonof a bitch."
Girl : "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest : "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl : "Yes father."
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of abitch."
Girl : "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest : "Like this?" (she stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl : "YES FATHER, YES
FATHER, YES
FATHER!!!"
(after a few minutes)
Priest : "That's no reason to call him a son of a bitch."
Girl : "But father,he had AIDS!"
Priest : "THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!"

Meaning of Girls

2016-05-10T03:45:00.002-07:00

Do you know d meaning of these things -
1 Girl Friend
2 Lover
3 Wife
4 X Girl Friend

Very Simple -

1 Prepaid
2 Postpaid
3 Lifetime
4 Miss Call.
😂😂

Kamine tu shakal se hi ..

2016-05-10T03:44:00.000-07:00

Girl (sharmate hue): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?
Boy: pyar ka rishta 2 insano me wohi hota hai jo cement or rait ke darmiyan pani ka hota hai
For Example
Ladka = Cement
Ladki = Rait
Love = Pani
ab agar cement or rait ko Aapas me mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge
lekin agar in me pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta.
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Girl (hanste hue): kamine tu shakal se hi Mistri lagta hai. ..... tongue emoticon wink emoticon grin emoticon

Scientiest Sammelan

2016-05-10T03:42:00.002-07:00

हिजो मात्रै भएको साईन्टिस्टहरुको सम्मेलनमा राजेश हमालले सबैलाई चकित परिदिएछन्
राजेश: "मैले एउटा एस्तो चिज बनाएको छु कि । जस्को मiर्फत भित्ताको वार पार देख्न सकिन्छ!"
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साईन्टिस्ट हरु चकित हुँदै एकै स्वरमा: "ओहो !! के चिज बनायौ त तिमीले ?"
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राजेश: "प्वाल ...,.
यस्तै जोक्स हरु को लागि यै पेज लाइक गर्नु होस ।।।।

Behos ho gaya |Hindi Jokes

2016-05-10T03:14:00.001-07:00

एक प्रेमी अपनी….
प्रेमिका की ज़ुल्फ़ों में ऐसा खो गया की,
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बेहोश हो गया
जब होश में आया तो रोमांटिक हो कर पूछा,
जानु नहाती नहीं हो क्या ? 😂😂😂

सेरे आतिदै हस्पिटमा पुगेर |Nepali Jokes online

2013-05-31T18:02:00.001-07:00

सेरे आतिदै हस्पिटमा पुगेर
सेरे- डाक्टर साब घर गएर जांचेको कति फिस लाग्छ?
डाक्टर- एक छिन सोचेर 200रुपैयां
सेरे- ल छिटो जाउं डाक्टर साब
डाक्टर ले बाईक निकाल्यो र सेरेलाई पछाडी राखेर कुदायो। घर पुगेपछि
डाक्टर - खै काहां छ बिरामी?
सेरे- बिरामी सिरामी केही हैन साला ट्याक्सी ड्राईभर 500 रुपैयां माग्दैथ्यो। यी यो लिनुस् 200.

Nepali jokes are mostly from the Nepali Comedy Movie you can watch for. you can find lots of nepali jokes online

आज बीहानै दूध पसल अगाडी लामो लाईन छ

2013-05-31T18:00:00.000-07:00

एकछीन हासौँनत
आज बीहानै दूध पसल
अगाडी लामो लाईन छ
तर पसल खूलेकै छैन
सेरे लाईन को छेउ छेउ हूदै
पसल
अगाडी पूगेको मात्र के
थीयो
एउटा मान्छे ले
पछाडी बाट
उस्को सर्ट मा समाएर
घीसार्दै
लाईन को लास्ट
मा पूर्यायो र
भन्यो साले लाईन
याहां छ
सेरे
रातो रातो आखा पार्दै
फेरी अगी बड्यो
पसल को छेउ
मा पूगेको मात्रै के
थीयो
एउटा भूस तीघ्रे ले सेरे
को घाटी मा च्याप्प
समाएर
जूरूक्क उचालेर
पछारी दीयो र
भन्यो साले खाते
हामी चार
घण्टा देखी लाईन
मा बसेको छौ
त चै लाईन
मा नबसी अगाडी जाने?
सेरे मरी तरी उठ्यो र
धूलो टक
टक्याउदै भन्यो
ठीक छ गधा हो आज म
पसल नै खोल्दीन
दूध काहा बाट
लान्छौ हेर्छू म
पनी

I told him I charge $100 a night.

2013-04-02T18:27:00.000-07:00

Boss hired a sexy secretary & got infatuated.

10 days later he committed suicide by jumping from
his 54th floor office.

Police:
'Who was there at that time in the room?'

Secy:
'I was there.
He was a good man.
One day he bought me:
a fur coat for $5000,
then he bought me a diamond necklace for $50000, then he bought me a diamond ring for $10000.
Today he asked me to spend the night at his place.
I told him I charge $100 a night.

He screamed & suddenly ran to the window & jumped
out.
That's all I know ;) :p

10 inch will be good enough

2013-04-02T18:23:00.001-07:00

A lady made an advertisment in newspaper,-

"I want a man to be my partner..
Conditions 3..
1. He will not beat me,
2. He will not run away.
3 and most important.- He will have to satistfy
me in beds,whenever i want.
10 inch will be good enough"

After some hour her door bell rang.

She opened door and saw a man on wheelchair
who doesnt even have hands and forearms..

Lady- who are u?
Man- I was in army and lost my hands and one
leg in battle..
Anyways i am here regarding your advertisement..
Lady- How can you fit in my conditions?
Man- Look i dont have hands and forearms, so i
can't beat you...
I am not on my legs, so i can't run away..
Lady- Ok, but what about the 3rd condition? How
wil u satistfy me? Do u have 10 inch big?
Man- What the hell with women's mind, can't you
women use ur brain.
What the fuck you think, "That HOW THAT DOOR
BELL RANG.."

metal baba

I am sending 100 kisses

2013-04-02T18:19:00.001-07:00

- A Husband working in UK wrote to his wife in
Srilanka
Dear Sunita Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the
global market crisis has affected my Company's
performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please understand and
adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband,

His wife replied===============

Hey hubby
Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one
month's milk.
2. The electricity man, agreed not to disconnect
only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord comes every day to take 2 or 3
kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses

only,so I gave him other items, I hope you
understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance
of 35 kisses and
I hope I can survive the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart

psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy

2013-04-02T18:18:00.000-07:00

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy
session with four young
mothers and their small children. "You all have
obsessions," he
observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed
with eating. You've
even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second Mom. "Your obsession is
money. Again, it
manifests itself in your child's name, Penny,"
He turned to the third Mom. "Your obsession is

alcohol. Again, it
manifests itself in your child's name, Brandy."
At this point, the fourth mother got up, took her
little boy by the
hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go".

drunk man arrives late at home

2013-04-02T18:14:00.001-07:00

A drunk man arrives late at home.....
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He knows his wife won't open the
door,
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so he decides to pretend that he
bought her flowers
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and knocks the door... .

Wife: Who is it?
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Drunk Husband: I bring flowers for the
pretty lady...
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wife opens the door and says " Where
are the flowers"... .
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Drunk Husband: Where is the pretty
lady? :D :D

Extreme Chalak Bachha

2013-04-02T18:11:00.003-07:00

Extreme Chalak Bachha!

Son: baba tapailo Love Marriage vayeko thiyo
ho??

Dad: Ho but taile kasari taha pais?

Son: Kinako tapai ko biye ani mero
Date.Of.Birth ma 6 mahina ko matra farak xa
ni ta!

man 80 years of age married a young lady

2013-04-02T18:09:00.002-07:00

A man 80 years of age married a young lady.
A year later he carried her to the hospital, and
she had a baby. The nurse said to the man:
‘At your age, how do you do that?’
The man answered: ‘You just have to keep the
motor running’.
Another year passes, and the man carries her
back to the hospital, another baby. The same
nurse said to the man and asked: ‘You are

something else, how do you do that?’.
He said: ‘I told you that you just have to keep
the motor running’. Another year and back to
the hospital for another baby. The same nurse
said: ‘You are unbelieveable, how do you do
that?!’.
He said: ‘You got to keep the motor running’.
She answered: ‘Well, you better change oil,
because this one came out black’....:O X_X :

गर्लफ्रेन्डका का कुरा!

2013-03-29T06:17:00.002-07:00

गर्लफ्रेन्डका का कुरा!
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1. याद गरेर मिस्कल
गर्यो लोभी भन्छे।
2. माया लागेर फोन गर्यो,"किन
फोन गरेको काम नपाएर भन्छे"।
3. फोन गरेध
भने,"तिमी पहिलेजस्तो रहेनौ,
हामीजस्तासँग कँहा बोल्न हुन्छर"
भन्छे।
4.पहिले जस्तै गरी कुरा गर्यो,"
तिमी त कस्तो बोरिङ्ग,
तिमीलाइ मसँग बोल्न मन रहेनछ"
भन्छे।

5.
हँसायो भने,"कस्तो हावा मान्छे"
भन्छे।
6. सिरीयस भएर कुरा गर्यो,"
तिमी मदेखि खुसि छैनौ" भन्छे।
हे दैब! यो ब्वाइफ्रेन्ड हुनुको सजाय
त होइन।

शेरे हात हेराउन भनेर पण्डित को मा गएछ ।

2013-03-29T06:06:00.000-07:00

शेरे हात हेराउन भनेर पण्डित को मा गएछ ।

शेरे : पण्डित बाजे के यो साचो हो की,
अहिले जुन सिरमती सँग बस्यो,
अर्को जन्ममा पनि तेही सिरमती सँग
बस्नुपरछ ?

पण्डित : हो नी त ।

शेरे : तेसोभए आत्महत्या गरेपनी
फरक परदोरहेनछ । :D

Don’t drink water while studying

2013-03-29T06:04:00.003-07:00

Don’t drink water while studying

Becoz

As Chemistry says

CONCENTRATION decreases when u add WATER. ..

Chemical symbol of Barium

2013-03-29T06:01:00.000-07:00

Chemistry class….
Professor:Chemical symbol of Barium?
Bindash Charlie: BA
Professor:For sodium?
Bindash Charlie: NA

Professor:What will we get if 1 atom of BA& 2 atoms of NA combined?
Bindash charlie: BANANA …..!!

Haku Job Interview

2013-03-29T05:56:00.001-07:00

Haku एउटा जागिर खान परो भनेर, एक
कम्पनीमा Interview दिनलाई गएछ…
Boss: Well! What’s your name?
Haku : My name is Haku
Boss: Ok, let me check your word
power
Haku : Yes sir !
Boss: Tell me the opposite of “Good”
Haku : Bad
Boss: Come

Haku : Go
Boss: Fast
Haku : Slow !!
Boss: Ugly
Haku : Hochi (होची)
Boss: HOCHIIIIIII ?????????
Haku : अग्ली
Boss: Shut up!
Haku : Keep talking
Boss: Ok now stop all this!
Haku : Ok now start all this!
Boss: अरे यार !!!!!!!
Haku : अरे दुश्मन !!!!!!!!!!
Boss: साला चुप लाग
Haku : साली बोलिराख
Boss: Oh God !!!
Haku : Oh Devil
Boss: Get out …….!!!!!

Haku : Come in
Boss: You are “REJECTED”
Haku : I am “SELECTED”
hurrrrrrreeeeee ,
Thank You Sir .

Atif Aslam Ki LOve Story

2013-03-29T05:53:00.000-07:00

Atif Aslam Ki LOve Story:-

Girl:"Who are you.. ??
.
Atif:"Mein Ek dard hu ya Ek Ehsaas hu..
.
Girl:"Tum Mera Picha kyu karte ho.. ??
.
Atif:"Bekhuda tumhi ho, har Jagah tumhi ho..

.
Girl:"Akhir tum Chahte kya ho.. ??
.
Atif:"kaise Bataye kyun tujhko Chahe yara
Baata na paye..
.
Girl:"Tum Mere liye kya kar Sakte ho.. ??
.
Atif:"Jhumu Diwana ban ke tere liye..
.
.
Girl Thappad maar ke chali gayi..!!
.
.
.
Atif:"Aab to Aadat si hai mujhko aise Jeen