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Stacked Asian Cutie Kei Megumi

Sarah — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 08:09:43 +0000

Holy shit, dem boobies. JAVModel cutie Kei Megumi sure has some cosmic tits, doesn’t she? I’m sort of dumbfounded, to be honest. But for those of you who share my love of Asian chicks AND big boobs, Kei is sort of your holy grail of hotness. Slender body, cute face, but with gigantic breasts. I feel like all I can type right now is various versions of “that girl sure has huuuuge tits,” so pardon my tunnel vision in this particular gallery description. Because Japan, because boobs, because… whoa. Just whoa.

Sexy Brunette Bryci Has a Hello Kitty Fetish

Sarah — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 20:07:22 +0000

Man, today I must be in a nerd frenzy, because this is the second sort of Otaku-catering gallery that I’ve put up (the first was this one of Lucky Star hentai). I guess it’d be more effective weeaboo-bait if she was Asian, but eh. Bryci is gorgeous and an internet drama phenomenon, fuck the haters. Anyhow, she’s posing and teasing with all of her favorite Hello Kitty memorabilia – she even has the cute little bow in her hair! – and looking flawless while doing so. According to her site, this set is part of a ‘thank you’ for the member who purchased her all the HK goodies off of her wishlist. I’d say that a 66 photo set of Bryci looking super-hot is a pretty awesome thank-you gift, wouldn’t you?

The Lucky Star Ladies Get Naughty

Sarah — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 18:27:04 +0000

With its otaku “heroine” and focus on pretty schoolgirls, the Lucky Star anime & manga series has been called “the ultimate in fan service”… maybe that explains why every guy I forced to watch it with me ended up becoming somewhat addicted to it, even if they weren’t normally the anime type? Or maybe it’s just because Konata is awesome. Man, just talking about it makes me want to go watch it again! But really, it’s a slice-of-life style series that is pretty obviously aimed at men who like looking at cute girls – honestly, to me, the intended audience is embodied in Konata’s dad’s character – who also happens to be the one playing with Miyuki and Kagami in this gallery. So one could call this HentaiZa gallery of Lucky Star hentai the logical conclusion to the actual series’ fan service, right? Minami is in here too, which is awesome, because to me she was the most attractive girl in the series – looking back, she reminds me of the Disappearance version of Yuki Nagato, a bit. Quiet and somewhat stoic but still very cute with an adorable, vulnerable site. And green hair. I always love the characters with green hair, what can I say?

Homemade and Amateur Scene Porn

Sarah — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 21:03:26 +0000

Ivy Snow naked, what a great way to start the day! She has one of the most perfect bodies I have ever had the pleasure of seeing naked and her tattoos are beautiful! Luckily Ivy Snow works in my favourite genre of porn, scene porn. With big tits, a tight shaved pussy and some of the most intricate tattoos she is the perfect girlfriend so if you enjoy her then I guarantee that you will love the rest of the porn at that scene porn site. Featuring more emo porn models and homemade porn pictures there is enough to keep you entertained for months. We have 18 year old emo girls in lingerie, bikini and naked showing their young tits and pussy for amateur porn pictures.

Katie Banks Shows Her Super Boobies

Sarah — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 17:02:04 +0000

I’d say that this was a Supergirl sort-of cosplay set, but let’s be real: these photos are less about Supergirl and more about Katie Banks and her super-boobies. And they are glorious, aren’t they? According to some of her blog posts at her site, they’re 30-I. Um, wow. Definitely deserving of being called superpowered, huh? And she really keeps the camera focused on them in these self-shot pix – which is nice, but at the same time, I like to see her beautiful face as well! Don’t get me wrong, though – I’m not complaining at all. When a hot chick like Katie decides to dress up in nerdy comic book gear and flash her gorgeous body for your personal enjoyment, you’d have to be sort of insane to not love it!

Porno Fantasy Game BoneCraft Launches

Sarah — Mon, 02 Jan 2012 11:05:10 +0000

Once again, the ever-so-gallant and gentlemanly e-friend known as Mento does my job for me and pointed me to the fact that BoneCraft, the unique StarCraft meets World of Warcraft porn video game hybrid (“it’s like starcraft and warcraft had a baby, and you got to watch them make it” -Mento), is finally releasing this month on January 12th. It seems that you’re a super-manly space marine who invades a fantasy-like planet and then you proceed to start killing all the Orcs in order to get to the bangable elf babes. Because you care deeply about ~~preserving astrobiological diversity~~ fucking hot fantasy chicks, this is clearly the best course of action. Similarly, the best thing for you to do right now would be to go and pre-order - since that will net you something called “The Golden Fist” (I’m unclear on whether this is a weapon or a sex move) and some sort of shiny, sexy robot lady (that I assume you get to bang) called C3P-HO. Yeah, you’re curious now, huh? In closing;

[@Mento] why play skyrim when you can watch an elf called skye rim

Ring In The New Year With XO Eve!

Sarah — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 02:13:34 +0000

There’s only three hours left until ~~the end of the world~~ 2012 where I am, so I’m here to squeeze in a yummy New Year’s themed gallery before the festivities really get cracking! Of course, it’s this year’s holiday gallery MVP (see her Christmas and Halloween galleries as well, if you’re wondering why I called her that), the gorgeous Asian alt hottie – XO Eve! She’s celebrating with a champagne-filled cam show, complete with noisemakers, artfully placed party favors, and a whole lotta sexy, as always. Which reminds me, if you’re home for whatever reason this NYE – laziness, loneliness, gotta work in the morning, whatever – might I suggest you get some free cam action over at Chaturbate? It’s sort of my new addiction and I feel like I should pass on the secret, especially tonight =X Well, whatever you decide to do tonight – be safe, have fun, and best wishes in the coming year! I love you all =D

Tegan Brady: The Sexiest Snowman

Sarah — Sun, 25 Dec 2011 02:36:17 +0000

Considering that most internet porn models go for the cliche-but-still-cute Santa or Elf costumes when Christmas rolls around, you gotta give busty blonde teenie Tegan Brady some points for breaking the mold – I think she’s the first “sexy snowman” I’ve ever seen! And she does pull it off quite well, if you ask me. And since my terrible sense of humour can’t resist the opportunity to make a bad joke, yes, that can be taken both figuratively and literally, as she’s pulling the costume off in these photos to reveal her awesomely large boobies (30GG – I meannn, damn!) and cute teen body. I’m willing to bet that this little snowman is making you feel rather warm right now~!

Asian Alt Babe Eve’s Christmas Cam Strip

Sarah — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 07:39:58 +0000

Not to get too big brother (or big sister, if we’re being accurate) on you, but I totally spy on what you guys search for on the main blog! It’s always interesting to see which girls or games or anime you’re looking for the most… and I’ve taken note of the fact that tattooed Asian alt babe XO Eve seems to be really popular among you guys lately. Which… I really cannot blame you for. She’s drop-dead gorgeous, smoking hot, and all those other cliches and then some. So as a Christmas gift from me to you, here she is stripping down and flirting as a sexy Santa baby during one of her Christmas cam shows. And believe me, it’s sizzling… so this is one present I know you’ll like!

Sexy Santa-fied Disney Princesses

Sarah — Fri, 23 Dec 2011 07:17:52 +0000

If I had been a boy, growing up I think I would have definitely had the huuuuuuuuugest crush on Princess Jasmine from Aladdin – to me, she’s still the most beautiful of the Disney Princesses. Hold on, pausing my writing to go turn on the Aladdin soundtrack – there, that’s better. Yeah, you’d better believe I keep the OST on my computer – that’s how much I love that movie! Anyhow, this gallery is my Christmas gift to all the other Disney devotees out there who may have been infatuated with the Disney heroines of the 80′s and 90′s. We’ve got the aforementioned Princess Jasmine, Ariel, Belle, Mulan, and (randomly) Jessica Rabbit, all dolled up in sexy Santa gear and showing off for Cartoon Valley. Happy Holidays!