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Sexy Filipina Schoolgirl Christine Mendoza

admin — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 15:15:17 +0000

The way I’m feeling today, it seems like I should write this gallery description in the form of a “FML” type of thing… “Today, I feel like a giant sack of dog poop, so to cheer myself up, I am posting a gallery of one of my favorite Asian import/softcore models, Christine Mendoza, and there is nothing you can do to stop me. FML” …Well, wait. The first part fits, but there’s nothing bad about Filipina hotties dressed up as sexy schoolgirls, so… um, oops. Unless you’re being like, “Christine, please come fuck my life” as some sort of vaguely Engrish innuendo attempt. …Okay, you know what, I just… I just need to stop writing here. This is horrible, and this gallery is gorgeous and deserves better. Just check out the hot pix, visit Christine’s website, and leave me alone to feel sorry for myself that I can’t even write decently today! So, um… bye?

Avatar Porn Featuring Jake Sully & Neytiri

admin — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:40:03 +0000

I may have never bothered to go see Avatar - I know, I know, GASP - because I’ve been way to ADD to sit through movies in theatres lately, but as I don’t live under a rock, I’m well aware of what a global phenomenon the movie has become. Shattering box-office records, getting merchandised to hell and back (seriously, click here to look at the results for a search on Amazon for “Avatar” - it’s nuts), spawning new “Na’vi” sets of otherkin and furries and the like, and of course… creating lots and lots of “Rule 34″ requests on Sam Worthington’s Jake Sully and Zoe Saldana’s Neytiri characters. Well, here you guys go: with the help of the artists over at Cartoon Valley, your wishes for plenty of Avatar porn has been granted! So settle in, relax, and enjoy a more “adult” visit to the world of Pandora!

Gorgeous Virtual Asian Curvy Teen Cutie

admin — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 07:36:52 +0000

When your virtual vixens look like actual people, you know you’ve got skills - and since this Asian cutie from 3D Teen Sluts (a brand new site, by the way) looks freaking JUST LIKE this cute South Korean girl that I used to live next door to… I’d say that means that this is some high-quality CGI porn. I’m looking forward to see more of their girls, plus I love that they’re doing more than just the typical white, dollish babes. I mean, those are nice and all, but as a rule I tend to find Asians, Latinas, Greeks, Africans, Middle Easterners, etc hotter than the stereotypical white girl. So let’s hope that this is the start of a sexy new “globally gorgeous” trend in 3D/CGI porn!

JKR Comix: Erin Esurance, God Of War, FF7

admin — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 06:24:07 +0000

If you dig adult parodies of various pop culture phenomenons, you’ll probably love JKR Comics. The artist & his team have drawn x-rated versions of everything from Erin Esurance to the God Of War video games to former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin! I’ve collected a few previews of the sorts of goodies you can expect in their member’s area, trying to show off the range & quality of the artwork that JKR Comix puts out… I mean, I’m impressed. I’m also liking the sly humor that they manage to blend with the sexiness - check out the Esurance panels for a good example, it had me loling. Basically, I really like this guy and the stuff he’s putting out, so y’all should support him and go visit his page. The end!

Sexy Latina Galactic Girl Evie Dellatossa

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 03:36:25 +0000

So for the past month, my life has pretty much been dominated by Mass Effect 2 - first I played through as an Engineer-class redhead chick who banged Garrus, and currently I’m a hot black chick with Asian-looking green eyes Infiltrator class who is angling to fuck Thane. So basically, my Commander Shepard has an alien sex fetish, it seems - first a turian, now a drell. So in honor of Rise and Shaolin Shepard’s (named after Rise Kujikawa and Shaolin Fon, because yes, I am horribly nerdy) sexual tastes, here is some hot human-on-alien action, courtesy of Galactic Girls. I picked this set especially for two reasons: One, Evie Dellatossa is a hot-ass (literally, she has a great booty) Latina, and Two: the dude’s alien costume’s headpiece looks kinda like the mask Thane wears when you’re on a planet with a hostile atmosphere/climate. So it just made sense. Anyhow, enjoy, and if you haven’t played ME2 yet, GET ON THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW FOR SERIOUS GAWD.

FTV Phoebe: Cute Blonde Gamer Girl

admin — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 05:11:37 +0000

I’ll be honest. I don’t know what game this girl is playing - I see an Xbox 360 controller and there are two shots of the game in the background, but I don’t recognize it. If you do, hit up the cbox with the answer. What I can tell you is that this girl is called Phoebe, and she’s one of the 35893496 bajillion babes that FTV Girls features. Seriously, click through that link and look at their model section - it’s so huge that, I dunno, your eyes might drown in hot chicks. I don’t know. I’m sick today and I took this totally gross Alka-Seltzer cold stuff and it tasted like I was drinking chemistry class and now my brain is half-shut off, so you’ll have to forgive me for not writing a particularly engaging blurb. A cute, petite blonde like Phoebe deserves better, but I’m just not all there today. My apologies.

Athena Hollow’s Naughty DSi Photo Shoot

admin — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 18:04:51 +0000

Frequent visitors to Gamer Fetish may have noticed a recent addition to the main page’s sidebar - a chatbox where you guys can post requests, comments, or whatever the fuck you feel like. Anyhow, one of the first requests was for nude photos of, um, yours truly, because “Oh, c’mon, any porn star can pose with a Guitar Hero guitar. We’re all fetishing for real gamer girls who are geeky enough to write porn blogs” - well, I have no plans of getting naked, but I can still sort of fulfill that request anyhow. This gallery features Athena Hollow, geeky gamer girl extraordinaire and the owner and brains behind Geek Girls Online. So yeah, I think she fills that request, right? Anyhow, here she is playing with her Nintendo DSi, using the camera function to take naughty pix - the photos here are a mix of the actual stuff off of the DSi, as well as images of her doing the posing and photographing. Hope you like it, anon, and here’s the obligatory link to the Geek Girls Online main site. Have fun!

Faith Teases In Her Wonder Woman Panties

admin — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 11:49:06 +0000

So I’ve recently discovered The Non-Adventures Of Wonderella, and in honor of how much I love both Dana Price and Diana Prince, here’s a super-busty blonde wearing some skimpy Wonder Woman pajamas! Well, that is, if you can even properly call a super-tight tank top & star-spangled panties “pajamas”… anyhow, the girl in question is British hottie In Bed With Faith, and those are some totally awesome 32GG tits that she’s rocking. And considering that she only clocks in at a dimunitive 5′4″, that’s sort of ridiculous. But amazing. Let’s call that her super power… I hereby officially dub her “Boobarella” because I am totally and 100% the most creative naming person on the internet. Also I really just want to go play Mass Effect 2 now so let’s just end this here, okay?

Bella, Edward & Jacob: Twilight Threesome

admin — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 07:12:38 +0000

I’ve never read any of the Twilight books or seen any of the movies, but considering that I’m a diehard ONTD-er, I might as well have… I know far too much gossip and such about Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner to even pretend to be above the whole phenomenon any longer. And can I tell you guys a secret? Um, I saw some of the pages from the soon-to-be-released Twilight graphic novel, and… I sort of want to read it now. I don’t even know why. Maybe there’s some background hypnotism going on, or maybe I’m developing Stockholm Syndrome from all the ONTD posts about the series, but… there it is. I’ve admitted it. Now, I’ll distract you with some porn! Gogo Celeb saves the day once again… sort of? Anyhow, this is a x-rated toon parody version of the New Moon movie… which basically translates to a Jacob/Bella/Edward threesome. No need to be Team anybody in particular when they’re all fucking each other anyway, I guess!

Touch Mai: Curvy Olivia Munn Look-a-like

admin — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 02:42:17 +0000

Asian porn hottie Mai Ly is in no means a newcomer to the industry - she’s had solo girl sites in the past and even done some hardcore (though she herself has stated that she doesn’t plan to do more - but that could change if we all cross our fingers and wish really hard, maybe), but I have to say… her new official website, Touch Mai is easily her at her best. I swear, she just gets hotter and hotter, and with her current look and the high-quality photos & videos she has on this new site, she reminds me so much of a curvier version of G4’s Olivia Munn… which is a huge compliment, since I love me some Munn and think she’s easily one of the hottest chicks on the planet. And now Touch Mai has landed herself on the superhottie list as well!