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Elizabethanne: Nubile & Naked Guitar Hero

Sarah — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 06:39:42 +0000

Ouch! A whole month without an update on Gamer Fetish… well, I do have an excuse, it’s that my computer is dying and does this sort of HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG freezing crap when I so much as try to do anything… even, like, open notepad to edit a gallery. But it’s having one of it’s “good days” today, so let’s celebrate with a fresh-faced cutie from Nubiles! If you dig on the teen niche at all, you’ve no doubt heard of that site… they have a good rep for hot chicks for a reason, and Elizabethanne is no exception. Adorable, smiley, and with a great body that she’s decided to show off while posing with a Guitar Hero controller! I know, that’s become sort of a nerd porn cliché, but she’s cute enough that I’m deciding it doesn’t matter right now, okay?

Louisa May: Delicious Busty Chef Cosplay

Sarah — Mon, 30 Aug 2010 10:49:23 +0000

I’ve actually been doing a whole lot of baking this past week out of sheer boredom - I made macaroons the other day, and just a few hours ago I made red bean paste flavored brownies. So it sort of makes sense that when I was looking through pictures and deciding which photos to use in today’s gallery, that I ended up choosing this particular set of busty web model Louisa May doing some sexy chef cosplay, complete with chocolate cake batter and vanilla icing foodplay. Louisa is a self-identified otaku and manga/anime fanatic, so it’s probably safe to guess that she was inspired to do this shoot by one of the many baking-themed animes that are out right now (Yakitate Japan andYumeiro Pâtissière come to mind). So she’s really combining a bunch of my favorite things right now: big boobs, nerdy girls, anime, and baking. Yeah, I really can’t complain!

Cute Blondie Kristen Shows Her Nerd Love

Sarah — Thu, 26 Aug 2010 02:44:53 +0000

So, another cute blonde college chick professing to love nerds. Which kind, though? The shirt says the candy (and now I want a nerds rope thanks to my overactive sweet tooth), but the thick glasses and poses with some sort of cellphone/PDA seem to imply she means the computer club variety. It’s not my place to judge whether the lovely miss Kristen is a legit geek-loving girl or not, but I can make this call: she’s hot. Actually, in some of the photos, there’s something very 4chan camwhore/chanslut about her, so maybe the nerd obsession is more believable than I initially thought. Well, whatever, it doesn’t really matter where her interests lie when she’s got such a great ass. Seriously, check it out. You’ll want more, which makes the existence of a certain website called Planet Kristen a very good thing, no?

Comic Cosplay: Death, Wolvie, Ghost World

Sarah — Sun, 22 Aug 2010 22:21:59 +0000

The lovely ladies who call themselves Suicide Girls are, more often than not, at least a little bit on the nerdy/geeky side. So it’s really no surprise that you can find an almost absurd amount of comic-themed photosets and videos once you’ve got member’s access. Since I’m a tease, I just prepared a small sampler of three of my personal favorite comic cosplay sets: Charlie’s “Wolverine” set where she’s channeling everyone’s favorite Canucklehead; Vitriol’s “Death” set where she cosplays as the sexy incarnation of Death from Neil Gaiman’s Sandman series; and lastly, Prussia’s “Ghost World” set. I’ve actually never read that last comic or seen it’s movie version, to be honest. But based on some quick googling, I think that Prussia’s supposed to be the character called Enid Coleslaw, feel free to correct me if I’m wrong. Anyhow, all three models are very different versions of gorgeous, which just goes to show that Suicide Girls showcases many different kinds of beauty. I like that. I like the comic book cosplay angle more, though, because I am hopelessly nerdy. I hope you like it too!

Bleach Pix & Screencaps From HentaiZa

Sarah — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 13:30:10 +0000

Recently-launched website HentaiZa claims to cater specifically to fans of such popular animes as Naruto, Code Geass, Death Note, Soul Eater, The Melancholy Of Haruhi Suzumiya, and of course, Bleach. The site’s only been around for a few weeks, but they’ve already got both picture and video content featuring Bleach characters, so I’ve made a small gallery of a few of my favorite pictures as well as some screencaps from their amazingly hot Rukia/Orihime/Ichigo threesome movie. Let’s see, there’s Nemu, of course, because I think she’s ridiculously hot… a weird pairing of Iba/Orihime (seriously, how often do you see freaking Iba in hentai?) alongside the more canon pairings of Urahara/Yoruichi andGin/Rangiku (oh man, speaking of Gin and Rangiku… if you like either of those characters, catch up with the manga, like NOW – chapters 414/415 are mindblowing)… and last but not least, more of the adorably sexy Momo. A nice little collection, if I do say so myself!

Rachel Sexton Dabbles In Domestic Bondage

Sarah — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 14:42:38 +0000

Blonde web model Rachel Sexton may not be a bonafide MILF, and I’m fairly sure that she’s not even actually married, but she manages to look so good in this “domestic bondage” set that I’m giving her a pass and posting it here on Real Housewives Of Porn anyway! The kinky housewife look definitely suits her, I think. And I mean, this gallery fulfills a lot of fetishes: beyond just the pretty young housewife thing or the whole hot chick wearing a ball-gag look, Rachel’s also hitting the sexy blonde girl-next-door type with a secret naughty side trope as well as borderline foot fetishism with those insanely hot heels she’s got on. And considering that she’s wearing nothing but a cute little apron and the previously mentioned heels, there’s also a bit of cosplay going on. Rachel Sexton might just be the biggest multi-tasker in pornography!

Fresh-Faced Redhead Anya @ Digital Desire

Sarah — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 01:02:28 +0000

Not gonna lie, I have absolutely zero interesting things to say about this gallery. Sure, this fresh-faced redhead girl (she’s called Anya, and she hails from Digital Desire) is gorgeous and in various stages of undress, and she’s got a nice, slim body with medium-sized boobs that are just perky enough that they look natural, but even with such awesome raw material for me to talk about, I’m drawing a blank. Blame it on the ridiculous lightning storm that we had here last night - it managed to fry all of our ethernet cables, the computer’s network adapter, and our router, as well as the Xbox 360’s power brick, so needless to say the thunder and lightning was loud as fuck and kept me up most of the night. So I’m sort of lethargic and apathetic today, even in the face of hot women. Many apologies, but hey, at least I’m still posting hot chicks, right?

Vesperia’s Naughty Pink-Haired Princess

Sarah — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 01:37:19 +0000

So since it seems like my previous hentai posts have been well-received, I’m going to keep it up with posting more video game hentai, not just gamer girls. Today’s update features the pink-haired princess from Tales Of Vesperia, Estelle. I’m actually posting this for multiple reasons… one: because Estelle is gorgeous and there’s lots of awesome adult fanart of her that’s just screaming to be archived & shared, and two: because I want those of you with a PSN account to do me a favor and vote up this PSN Share suggestion - it’s asking for Sony to push Namco Bandai to localize more of the Tales games, particularly the new & improved PS3 ports of Vesperia and Graces. I’m told that Sony actually pays attention to this part of their site, so please do all us Tales diehards a big favor and vote that idea up and leave positive comments in support of the idea - especially now that three new Tales games all for Sony platforms have been announced! Anyhow, um, yeah, Estelle hentai. Yummy, right?

Celebrity Worship: Megan Fox Hardcore

Sarah — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 20:35:26 +0000

Even though she recently got dumped by the Transformers franchise and officially taken off the market by Brian Austin Green, the luscious Megan Fox is still high on the list of favorite celebrity fantasies! She does sort of have that porn star look, so it’s pretty easy to imagine her in all sorts of dirty situations, especially since she tends to be pretty open about her sexuality in interviews and tabloids. Who knows if she’ll ever live up to all the sexual hype and release nudes or a sex tape (um, I wouldn’t mind seeing her getting it on with Brian, he was really hot in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles as Derek Reese), but fear not: Celebrity Worship is here to feed your obsession with some smoking hot fake nudes & hardcore comics of the lovely Ms. Fox!

Lynn Pops In A Creepy, Abandoned Room

Sarah — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 18:44:31 +0000

A few months ago I posted this occult-themed alterna babe photo set, and now I’m continuing in the theme of, like, creepypasta porn with this new gallery from tattooed blondie Lynn Pops! She’s posing in what looks like a trashed, abandoned room… if I was more well-versed in the evolution of how televisions looked over the years, I could probably guess when exactly the room was left to rot, but I’ll just wager a wild guess instead and say the 60’s. It’s probably weird for me even to be thinking about THAT particular aspect of these pictures considering that there’s a hot naked chick flashing her tits and pussy in the foreground, but I love paranormal stuff and abandoned buildings and esotericism a lot, okay? I sort of can’t help myself =X ANYWAY. The first two photos would actually make nice desktop wallpapers for anyone who likes hot chicks and creepy things, but if you need them at a higher resolution (or you just want to see more of her), check out the official Lynn Pops website!