The New Adventures of PANSI And Friends

Dr. Doo-Doo's New Farmacy Assistant

2012-01-26T17:11:00.000-07:00

Ah guess some people like those "open relationships," but Ah just don't understand it! When Ah asked Doo Doo Girl if she was worried about Dr. Doo Doo working long hours with his sexy new pharmacy technician Mary Jane, Doo Doo girl just said "What?" Like she didn't even understand what there was to be concerned about!

Ah just don't understand how she can be so casual about it! Ah would not want mah man workin' all the time with some sex-pot!

--Aubvey

Aubvey and the Gold Faucet

2012-01-01T14:13:00.000-07:00

Will Billy give Aubvey the coveted Gold Faucet for a song, or will he demand something more?

Aubvey Crazy for Billy Mays' Plumbing

by Dirty Dan

Red Green and Sealo were installing a new door on Aubvey's suite, and one of the hinges broke. Red asked Aubvey if she'd mind very much going over to Billy's Place, the home improvement division at Hal's Club, to pick up a hinge.

Aubvey headed over to Billy's place. While she was waiting for Billy to finish working with his last customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet. She very much wanted to have that glorious faucet in her bathroom.

When Billy came over, Aubvey asked him: “Billy, Sugar Plum', how much is that faucet?”

Billy replied in his unique, booming voice: “That’s a gold plated faucet, Aubvey, Darling, and the price is $500,000,000 Quatloos.”

"Oh mah," Aubvey sighed sadly. "Oh, mah, mah, mah. Mah goodness, that is a very expensive faucet. It’s certainly out of mah price bracket in this deplorable economy."

Aubvey then proceeded to describe the hinge that Red Green had sent her to buy. Billy was familiar with that type of hinge and went into the storeroom to get one.

From the storeroom Billy called: “Aubvey, do you wanna screw for the hinge?”

Aubvey paused for a moment and then shouted back: “No, Billy, but Ah will for the faucet.”

--Dirty Dan

2011-12-19T02:50:00.001-07:00

http://ping.fm/jvV1A Yes! ~Brittney~ brittneybarbee metallica

2011-12-19T02:10:00.001-07:00

Cheese mistress! How menny time's must I tell you if you just tell pepul not to ware CLOSE you wood not half to iron SHIRTS! pansibarbee

2011-12-19T00:56:00.001-07:00

Check out The Ronettes – Be My Baby http://ping.fm/Kh5Ym via @lastfm So, like, this is for my totally amazing husband Dr. Doo Doo or something! doodoogirl

2011-12-19T00:52:00.001-07:00

Check out The High Llamas – Homespin Rerun http://ping.fm/Vtjvm via @lastfm Woah! Like...totally awesome and stuff! drdoodoo

2011-12-19T00:48:00.001-07:00

Check out George Harrison – Wah-Wah http://ping.fm/XkdtK via @lastfm Step aside, you idiots! George is a personal friend and I'm playing this! brittneybarbee

2011-12-19T00:46:00.001-07:00

Check out The Left Banke – Desiree http://ping.fm/h3rmv via @lastfm I think Doo Doo Girl once told me her real name was Desiree...maybe. I guess... drdoodoo

2011-12-19T00:43:00.001-07:00

Check out The Monkees – Daydream Believer http://ping.fm/hal1f via @lastfm Ah want to dedicate this one to The Cheese Mistress and Tori. Ah hope Tori gets found! aubveybarbee

2011-12-19T00:40:00.001-07:00

Check out Sagittarius – Song To The Magic Frog (Will You Ever Know) http://ping.fm/sPsR2 via @lastfm this is for my DARLING HUSBAND Purple Froggy! ~Emrald emraldbarbee

2011-12-19T00:39:00.001-07:00

PANSI is very upset because due to budget cuts, she has to share her accounts with the other members of Naked Gymnastics 4 Jesus.

2011-12-19T00:38:00.001-07:00

Check out Big Star – My Life Is Right http://ping.fm/kUIzh via @lastfm HIS life may be rite, but mine is a MESS!!!! pansibarbee

2011-12-19T00:30:00.001-07:00

Check out Harry Nilsson – The Moonbeam Song http://ping.fm/nJzHF via @lastfm So, like, this song is, like...really pretty! ~Doo Doo Girl doodoogirl

2011-12-19T00:28:00.001-07:00

Check out Brian Wilson – I'm in Great Shape/I Wanna Be Around/Workshop http://ping.fm/9q3Gi via @lastfm Wish we could get The Cheesemeister feeling this way, Man! I'm sure there's a pill! ~Dr. Doo Doo

2011-12-19T00:25:00.001-07:00

Check out The Byrds – I'll Feel A Whole Lot Better http://ping.fm/aXpy3 via @lastfm

2011-12-19T00:19:00.001-07:00

Check out The Association – Cherish http://ping.fm/WoMxX via @lastfm You shood all cherish ME!!!!! PANSI!!!!! pansibarbee oldies sixties

2011-12-19T00:13:00.001-07:00

Check out Van Dyke Parks – By The People http://ping.fm/gjHyx via @lastfm So, like, this song is far out, Man! I listen to it while expanding my mind! ~Dr. Doo Doo

2011-12-19T00:12:00.001-07:00

Sigh...Queen Hel was right. Let one idiot into the studio and you let 'em all in! Welcome, Doo Doo Girl--I guess. ~Brittney~ brittneybarbee

2011-12-19T00:11:00.001-07:00

Check out Jan & Dean – Surf City http://ping.fm/LsjTn via @lastfm So...uh...here's a dong--I mean, song. Wow! ~Doo Doo Girl~ doodoogirl

2011-12-19T00:09:00.003-07:00

Check out The Zombies – This Will Be Our Year http://ping.fm/4lFyn via @lastfm I love zombies, as long as they don't try to eat my brains! brittneybarbee classicrock

2011-12-19T00:09:00.001-07:00

Check out The Zombies – This Will Be Our Year http://ping.fm/MslgJ via @lastfm I love zombies, as long as they don't try to eat my brains! brittneybarbee classicrock

2011-12-19T00:08:00.001-07:00

I may be the most wicked Barbie in all the nine hells. But never let it be said that I don't have a heart! ~Brittney~ brittneybarbee

2011-12-19T00:06:00.001-07:00

Thankfully the Cheesemeister made us some food. Which is a good thing because I didn't want to have to open a can of Whoop Ass on her! -BB-

2011-12-19T00:05:00.001-07:00

Check out The Kinks – Sunny Afternoon http://ping.fm/5Gb5p via @lastfm Never let it be said that I don't like to get KINKY! brittneybarbee kinks

2011-12-19T00:02:00.001-07:00

Yikes! Don't know what happenned their--probly some thing Brittney did! So now I'm goin to play sum music! music beachboys pansibarbee