News Day Laura

I Bid You Adieu

2011-11-15T22:02:00.002-05:00

I feel at this point in time, I'm through blogging. Throughout this experience over the past 2 years, I have made $100 off this blog, I met an amazing chick from Germany who is now my pen-pal, I've wasted countless hours and made the front page of reddit with the "Black Swan" sex scene (which I used a throw-away account to post. So dumb. ALL THAT KARMA WASTED!) I'm sorry but, I've lost interest in blogging. I also discovered www.reddit.com which if you do as well, you would never ever have to visit a site like mine ever again. Hours of entertainment. So for now I am done. I'm sure I will be back someday but at this time, I leave you with the below best 36 seconds of your life. Till then, so long and sayonara. Your moms box.

Ah one last silly picture for old times sake.. it was only a matter of time, right?

So that's it... Thanks for hanging out...

David Brent Dub Step

2011-09-10T15:38:00.001-04:00

Larry's Law of Society

2011-09-10T14:51:00.001-04:00

Greatest Cosplay Ever

2011-09-10T08:55:00.002-04:00

Now That's Magic!

2011-09-09T09:49:00.001-04:00

How'd I Get These Scars?

2011-09-08T18:59:00.000-04:00

Bye Bye Summer!

2011-09-08T18:35:00.000-04:00

My buddies over at Barely Political have created a video paying homage to all the douche bags on the beach that surely know how to ruin your much deserved R&R!

Weedle-de-waaaaaaaaa

2011-09-08T14:02:00.001-04:00

Lieutenant T-Rex Smeogle

2011-09-06T19:13:00.003-04:00

I love our troops!

4 Seconds Films Summarizes Twilight Perfectly

2011-09-06T17:11:00.000-04:00

Aw Jacob come on!

This Video Made Me Never Want To Eat Pork Again

2011-09-06T16:55:00.001-04:00

So cute... cold lil piggy. And then ah, warmth. So cute. Great, now I can't eat bacon or ham till I forget about this video.

Have Fun With Twitter

2011-09-06T13:35:00.000-04:00

Go on over to Twipsum and let the computer generate a few paragraphs from your most recent twitter updates. If you manage to read my drivel below, you can imagine that I was rather upset with LIPA (Long Island Power Authority) as we had no electricity for 5 days after hurricane Irene.
@newsdaylaura's twipsum

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That's Not Scary or Anything

2011-09-06T13:29:00.002-04:00

Piccsy Pics!

2011-09-06T13:14:00.000-04:00

As usual, pics are from Piccsy
Did you know that the second you go onto Piccsy you instantly become a hipster? They even give you the glasses with no frames. It's pretty incredible.

Don't you just feel so much better than everyone else having seen these pictures? You're so cool.

It's Coming...

2011-09-06T12:55:00.000-04:00

It's right in front of you...and it's slightly above your head... it'll be here Jantebruary 2nd. Mark your calendars and prepare to look up.

Every Teaser Trailer Ever -- powered by Cracked.com

We're Back...

2011-09-06T12:46:00.000-04:00

OK hiatus over. We took a month off. We survived a hurricane and an earthquake. In one day it went from summer to fall in NY. Fucking freezing outside. Amy Winehouse ate it, with that being little to no surprise. I started couponing like one of the hags on "extreme couponing" except, I really suck at it. I drank like 9,000 beers in the month of August. OH and nothing else. I'm a very boring person. And how have you been?

In the meantime... Seriously, Norway? Seriously?

This Is Ironically Funny

2011-08-26T20:57:00.001-04:00

Perfect timing!

Walking / Running Away From The Camera

2011-08-18T14:33:00.000-04:00

Why does everyone look so boss walking away from the camera? I want a camera to just follow me around all day and film me, make me look cool!... yeah right. Me and my giant Samoan back and shitty dye job. I have so much hatred for myself lately, it's not even funny.

Yes, You Are Watching This

2011-08-17T13:08:00.000-04:00

As someone on reddit so eloquently put it
Oh Japan. I love the way you bounce back from trageWHYAMIWATCHINGTHIS?!?!

Aaaaaaand That's How You Get Thrown Out of a Car

2011-08-17T12:03:00.000-04:00

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand that's why you wear a seat belt

Amazing Car Crash - Watch more Funny Videos

The Significance of Yogi Bear's Collar

2011-08-17T10:23:00.000-04:00

And I will now notice this EVERY TIME I see a Yogi Bear cartoon. Which hasn't happened since like 1985.

The Escapist : The Big Picture : The Collar

Smooth & Sexy Harry Potter Love Song

2011-08-16T19:22:00.000-04:00

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA... guys. Keep it PG here!

My friends over at Barely Political give us a lil' insight into the lost story of our Harry Potter heroes after they destroy all of those sexy horcruxes. Find out what happens when wizards give in to the heat of the moment! Come on baby, light my horcrux! Is it getting hot in here? Or did some naughty wizard cast a spell on me? OK, I'm now choking on my bad jokes.

Also, be sure to check out more of their stuff HERE. They also did this awesome K-Stew vid that I posted about a month ago.

Good people over there. Check em out!

Neinyan Cat

2011-08-16T12:08:00.001-04:00

NDL Is On Blog Vacation Till September

2011-08-15T22:43:00.001-04:00

I hope I haven't made a mistake by doing this but I am going to continue my hiatus from blogging till September 1st, 2011. Then I will be back full time.

I hope you come back to visit, don't forget about me! I will return, and you will probably see sporadic posts here and there leading up to that date. I will say it again, I am burnt out on blogging, but distance makes the heart grow fonder so I will be back. Look, I upset Sam and Dean!

I already miss you! See how much I miss you?

And I promise I will be back in September, and that you will come back to me. However chances are you will just smile, say you will come back in September but just move on and never return.

So I will be back. You may see some sporadic blog entries between now and September 1. But all I ask is that you enjoy the rest of the summer. LOVES!

This broke me out of blog break

2011-08-10T16:12:00.002-04:00

I really needed to share this. via reddit