John Neil is a champion swimmer, 50m freestyle Beijing Olympic Games finalist and a USA National. However, he has a problem…

Due to increased adrenalin before and during competitions he experiences uncontrollable erections and was forced to race with erections.

This very particular medical condition has been tolerated by swimming authorities, other competitors and audiences… untill now. John Neil has been finally asked not to compete anymore by FINA, worldwide swimming authority. Given reason is that it is unpleasant to present the audiences to his large erection.

Fina officials commented: “There you go! We finally said it! We can not have a guy with such an erection on TV and in major competitions. I agree - it did increase popularity of the sport - instead of 25 000 viewers per competition now we have about 750 000 viewers whenever John is competing… but still… we can not allow this. It makes some people uncomfortable and it needs to stop. We have turned our heads the other way for far too long.”

John Neil also commented: “There is not much I can do. I have to respect the decision of FINA. I love swimming but this is how I am. I will try some other sports, I have been already offered good deals to try gymnastics and bowling… they insisted I compete in speedos which is fine by me.”

You can see John Bowl in speedos on ESPN live every Saturday night.

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