5 Reasons July 4th Is the Greatest Holiday. [Tasty Booze]

Saluting the red, white, and boob. [COED]

Where Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Famous Kill Lines Come From. [Holy Taco]

Guido Beach in the 80’s just as awesome as it is today. [Film Drunk]

Awesome photos of the crazy stuff that happens in Pakinstan. [Uncoached]

The 4th of July weekend baseball announcing schedule. [Awful Announcing]

5 Ways to Greet the Return of Manny Ramirez. [Total Pro Sports]

Homer shaped ecstasy pills happened. [Warming Glow]

Literal Names for TV Shows on Showtime. [Regretful Morning]

100 Smoking Hot USA Bikini Babes. [Manofest]

Megan Fox ‘04 vs. Megan Fox ‘09. [The Chive]

6 awesomely bad renditions of the Star Spangled Banner. [Banned in Hollywood]

FHM Germany is way better. NSFW. [On 205th]

You cannot handle the 7 lbs. pizza. [Metrobloggen]

And what would the 4th of July be without even more gratuitous Megan Fox? [Attuworld]

Drinking games pioneer and clever bastard Mauricio Harion from Belo Horizonte, Brazil took the classic Battleship game and did what any hero would do, and added booze to the mix.  Sadly, it’s not available for purchase yet, but we guarantee we’ll be puking and making naval references the day it does.

His site here.

We’re not sure what’s more impressive, the golf trick or the hot chick who pulls it off.

Just kidding, the chick is way more impressive.

10 of the Sexiest PETA ads (to watch on mute). [Uncoached]

Pedestrians Vs. Sticky Roads. Epic battle. [Gorilla Mask]

The 10 Absolute Worst Movie Trailers of All Time. [Manofest]

NPH to host the Emmys? Consider us tuned in. [Warming Glow]

Did you know M.C. Hammer pretty much runs the internet now? [Urlesque]

14 Painfully Funny Firework Fail Videos. [COED]

5 Glorious Failures in TV Talent Show Auditions. [Cracked]

Katherine Heigl Sucks at Orgasms. [Film Drunk]

It’s pretty much official David Carradine didn’t commit suicide. [Gawker]

Speaking of Bacula, here’s a reminiscent Quantum Leap gif. [Daily Gif Blog]

You would totally bang Debbie Gibson. [On 205th]

And Spencer Pratt is pretty sure 9/11 was an inside job. Don’t worry though, he’s on the case. [Best Week Ever]

For a guy responsible for killing hundreds of thousands, he doesn’t take the news well at all. Probably was a big “Billy Jean” fan.

[Via The High Definite]

The only warning you get prior to downloading is “mature/suggestive”. Not sure about you but “naked jailbait” isn’t the first thing that crosses my mind when I hear “mature/suggestive”. Doubt this one lasts long.

“Apple will not distribute applications that contain inappropriate content, such as pornography.”

[Via Krapps]

A truly epic collection from Epic Carnival. We’re especially partial to these two.

Mr. Pro Wrestling Costume Designer

Mr. Push Up Bra Designer

SEE MORE: http://www.epiccarnival.com

[Via Reddit]

Ever spend days at a time pissed off that Ernie Hudson is always referred to as “the other Ghostbuster” or “the black Ghostbuster”? No? Us either. But what if in an alternate universe Ernie Hudson was actually the star of Ghostbusters. What would that trailer would look like? Oh yeah, it would look like this…

A sense of order has now been restored to the universe.

[Via I Heart Chaos]

Stevie Lynn has to be the world’s hottest coroner. [Busted Coverage]

Jessica Simpson’s rack showed up to Tiger’s tournament. [WWTDD]

Gerez Bosco is so hot right now in Argentina. [Double Viking]

Frankie Rayder seems different than our camp counselors. [Sublime Blog]

We’re pretty sure chicks like this don’t visit our site. [The Chive]

Once a Playboy Cybergirl, always a Playboy Cybergirl as far as we’re concerned. [Uncoached]

And Anya is the reason we have no beef with Russia. [Holy Taco]

Probably not what the majority of “Antiques and Collectibles” shoppers are looking for, but bet he gets a few bidders.

[Space Ghetto via Blame It on the Voices]

Not sure if we’ve ever seen an old lady bring something so deservedly on herself. Probably made his drink wrong. Completely unacceptable.

[Via Reddit]

COED has put together a massive collection of Megan Fox audio clips that all carry similar sexual overtones. We recommend staring at the hottest photo of Megan you can find and conducting a cap and trade debate with her. That’s how we spent our morning.

LINK: http://coedmagazine.com

Truly an example of the female form at it’s finest. And bounciest.

Microsoft is packaging its new Internet Explorer 8 browser with an “exclusive unreleased track” from Nickelback. Having to listen to a song by Nickelback that couldn’t even make it on their album sounds like the appropriate punishment for downloading IE 8 to us.

Editor’s Note: NextRound is best viewed with Firefox and non-poser music.

Best gallery of white trash weddings you’ll see today. [Holy Taco]

The 13 Greatest PG-13 Nude Scenes of All Time. [Asylum]

The doggy style soccer goal celebration finally happened. [Busted Coverage]

The Top 10 Fictional Chefs. [Gunaxin]

Jessica Simpson minus bra at Tiger’s charity tournament was not bad. [Use My Computer]

A collection of some of the dirtiest photos you’ll find on Facebook. [Uncoached]

Tourrettes ump waxes poetic on Dodger Stadium. [Global Sports Fraternity]

Hillary Duff is joining the Gossip Girl cast. Get excited. [DJ Mick]

A fun collection of the craziest 911 calls. [Big Stupid Idiot]

The latest fattest states report is out. Congrats, Mississippi. You’re still on top. [Yahoo]

Transformers 2 may suck, but the shoes look awesome. [Collider]

And Miami Dolphins “Take Your Daughter to Work Day” probably wasn’t the best idea. [Splog]

We saw pictures of fat, oafy Matt Damon on the set of The Informant a few months back and assumed he was doing his best Clooney in Syriana impersonation and making a run at an Oscar, but is it possible he just got chubby for the laughs?

If that’s the case Matt, you just earned yourself twenty cool points.

Buster Bluth, chubby Matt D, Scott “Necessary Roughness” Bacula, AND soon-to-be-huge Joel McHale? Consider us in and in.

SEE MORE: http://protinuss.com

I think I counted three fat rolls and a hangover before I had to look away.

See this gif and others like it at dailygifblog.com

Why yes, we will have a Red Bull. [DJ Mick]

Who’s Hotter?: Canada Day Edition. Four parter! [Tasty Booze]

Runaway pig found chilling out in swimming pool. [Asylum]

Bia and Branca, cause why not? [Double Viking]

Chris Cooley set a dead cow on fire. [With Leather]

Parents not stoked about Bruno’s photos with the HS football team. [Gawker]

Old school horror movie trailers were the best. [Funtasticus]

Joey Chestnut favored over Kobayashi for the July 4th hot dog eating contest. [FanHouse]

In honor of Canada Day, the 25 Awesomest Things About Canadia. [Cuzoogle]

The 7 Most Pathetic G.I. Joe Characters. [Cracked]

Pauly Shore is bullshit at Bruno for stealing all the African baby adoption press. [Film Drunk]

Ryan Gosling busted out the tuxedo t-shirt, earned five cool points. [Best Week Ever]

And sad news, it looks like chesty tennis phenom Simona Halep has officially b-cupped herself. [Deadspin]