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Santa’s On Twitter

Endswell — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:27:03 +0000

…and he’s been drinking.

LINK: Twitter.com/LoadedSanta
Via: thehighdefinite

If Anything Has Ever Deserved A Thumbs Up

Bazooka — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:01:19 +0000

It was this. Happy weekend.

Via: reddit

Ducks Fans Fight Over Niedermayer Hockey Stick

Booth — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:00:02 +0000

This is easily the most enjoyable hockey clip I’ve seen in years. Probably because it doesn’t involve hockey but instead a bunch of classy fans going at it over Scott Niedermayer’s hockey stick. That chick would have a lot less teeth this morning if I had been there.

Lost Final Season Poster

Maske — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:33:01 +0000

We mentioned this morning in the links that the final season of Lost is premiering on Groundhog’s Day, and along with that announcement there’s finally a decent final season poster image available. Up until now I’ve only seen shitty grainy ones. If you’re like me and just can’t quit Lost, I suggest you check it out (Every significant character ever? Locke with his back to us? Hmmm?). If not, move along.

Check out Warming Glow for the biggest version ever and all the finale season info your heart desires.

Marisa Miller Cleaned Up Alright For The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

NextRound — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 18:00:44 +0000

She must work out. [Hot Clicks]

Jason Segal wrote a song about his phone number. [Film Drunk]

CFB Week 12 Preview: Cheerleader Edition. [COED]

6 Inventors Who Got Jack Shit for Changing the Modern World. [Cracked]

Did you know the Bengals have a MILF cheerleader? [Deuce of Davenport]

Extreme Dagobah Tourism Video!!!

Franklin — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:29:18 +0000

This hardcore Dagobah tourism video is probably the most kick ass piece of Star Wars parody I’ve ever seen. I don’t even feel like a geek or anything for watching it and loving it. "Cloud City is for old people. Hoth is for pussies."

Big props to this dude for putting this together.

Noooo!!! I Loved Bloodsport!

Maske — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:28:13 +0000

Artist Jeanne-Claude passed away two nights ago and her death sent a shockwave through the JCVD fan community, as evidenced below. Fear not though Van Damme aficionados, JCVD is alive, and Time Cop 2: The Sequel is still a very real possibility.

Via: reddit

Boy Finds Real Life E.T.

Franklin — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:30:28 +0000

The Onion is seriously in the zone lately with their videos. Not sure why the premises need to center around young boys to be hilarious, but it’s working so no reason to change up now.

A Flowchart To Determine What Your Nickname Should Be

Holy Taco — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:15:00 +0000

Flowcharts are a great tool for finding solutions to difficult problems. That’s why we’ve created a flowchart to help you solve one of the most difficult problems of all: what to use as your super-cool nickname.

LINK: http://www.holytaco.com

Mink And Derek Went To The Beach

NextRound — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:00:41 +0000

They’re just like us. Only better. [NY Post]

Lost: Season 6 to premiere on Groundhog’s Day. [Best Week Ever]

Tila Tequila’s striptease fail only way we’ll link to Tila Tequila. [Gorilla Mask]

KKK rally at Ole Miss game won’t be good for recruiting. [FanHouse]

AnnaLynne McCord officially more awesome. [WWTDD]

Would You Take A Cab Ride From This Man?

Bazooka — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:06:43 +0000

This is pretty much exactly what I’m not looking for in a cab driver.

Via: failblog

Honest HBO Warnings

CollegeHumor — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:54:58 +0000

The useful information HBO’s "The Following Program Contains" warnings should actually tell you.

LINK: http://www.collegehumor.com

Cartman’s Not My Waterpark Song

Maske — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:32:50 +0000

I missed South Park on Wednesday and it was my loss because Cartman’s “Too many minorities at my waterpark” musical number is simply epic. “There are Mexicans all around me. The lazy river has never been lazier.”

Is This Tebow’s Girlfriend?

With Leather — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:15:54 +0000

A lot of people are pretty sure that the woman in this image on the left is the same as the woman on the right, but I’m not sure that I buy it.

LINK: http://withleather.uproxx.com

Meet Oregon’s Jackie And Katelynn

NextRound — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 19:30:31 +0000

Quite possibly the NCAA’s best senior/freshman combo. [Busted Coverage]

The 7 Greatest Uniform Numbers in Sports. [COED]

NPH dominates the finger point pose. [Buzzfeed]

Tom Cruise’s leaked New Moon audition tape. [High Definite]

Katie Marie Cork returns as the IBD. Cork, heh. NSFW. [Double Viking]

35 Sexually Charged And Scantily Clad Billboards [NSFW]

BroBible — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:01:02 +0000

"Sex sells" is arguably the most hackneyed cliche about the advertising industry. When the Don Drapers of Madison Avenue apply this psychological truism to the side of the road, it increases the likeliness of an fender bender.

LINK: http://www.brobible.com

Little Girl’s Stuffed Animal Show Does Not Go As Planned

Booth — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:31:01 +0000

I probably shouldn’t enjoy the misfortune of children as much as I do, but I do, so I might as well own it. I don’t give a shit if this is some fake marketing viral either. Still hysterical.

Miss Feeney’s Finery: Silk Peek-A-Boo Ties

Endswell — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:25:46 +0000

Miss Feeney has combined two elements of the 40’s/50’s (wearing ties, pin-ups) and applied both of them to some fine neckware that will make you look like a square just like everyone else, except your tie secretly has a naughty side, just like Janet from Accounting… who still won’t return my calls… so she’s obviously a lesbian.

LINK: http://www.missfeeneys.com

Via: thehighdefinite

Tebow’s Internet Girlfriend To Pose For Playboy

NextRound — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:46:59 +0000

Her name is Erin Drewes and she’s down with Gator body paint. [FanHouse]

5 Things We Learned from the Miss Universe Sex Tapes. [Gunaxin]

36 Unusual Pepsi Flavors from Around the World. [DJ Mick]

Scientists once again confirm booze is good for you. Nice. [Gawker]

What Coco sees when she’s at the beach. NSFW. [Sublime Blog]

Is Your Cat Making Too Much Noise All The Time?

Maske — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:31:00 +0000

Arguably the greatest opening to any Always Sunny episode ever is now available on Hulu for your viewing pleasure. Feel free to watch over and over again without judgment (JB?). And if you don’t think Charlie’s “Kitten Mittons” commercial is pretty much the greatest thing you’ve ever seen, then we can’t be friends. And you should probably kill yourself.

Via: warmingglow