newtown ghetto anger

just like the cartoon except live and with music

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 23:57:00 +0000

So probably not much like the cartoon at all, really. Nevertheless, I do encourage you to come along and see my musical comedy act, Mrs. Peacock, in the 2008 NZ International Comedy Festival. For more details, visit the Mrs. Peacock website.

electoral inelegance

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 05:00:00 +0000

musical malady

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 04:58:00 +0000

combustible compromise

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 04:03:00 +0000

This was going to be for the Fire Service magazine. But in the end they decided not to print it.

Those fucks. What do they know.

convoluted colonoscopy

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 18:50:00 +0000

migrating malcontents

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 18:50:00 +0000

seasonal schadenfreude

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 18:46:00 +0000

musical malady

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Sun, 06 Jan 2008 18:44:00 +0000

deep-fried delectables

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Thu, 27 Sep 2007 22:55:00 +0000

productive perspicacity

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:36:00 +0000

bifurcated backflip

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:34:00 +0000

unnecessary vitriol

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Thu, 06 Sep 2007 00:04:00 +0000

A bit late to the anti-Potter party, I know. In my defence I made this at the time of release, and just never got around to publishing it. I suspect witchcraft is to blame.

In other news, any non-NGA related bloggage by me will now occur here, where it rightfully belongs.

redistributive rapacity

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Sun, 01 Jul 2007 01:31:00 +0000

warts and all

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 07:09:00 +0000

I'm somewhat disturbed to discover that "gentile warts" is still the top performing search term leading people to this site.

Just to be clear: if you have found Newtown Ghetto Anger by searching for "gentile warts" then I am reasonably certain that the correct spelling of the word you are looking for is not g-e-n-t-i-l-e but g-e-n-i-t-a-l.

A gentile is someone who is not Jewish. A genital is a reproductive organ. Therefore genital warts would be warts on the aforementioned organ, whereas gentile warts would be warts that do not affect Jewish people.

I'm skeptical as to whether the latter kind of warts exist.

That is all.

conspicious consumption

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:06:00 +0000

atonal atrophy

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:05:00 +0000

insolvent insolence

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:02:00 +0000

on tv

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 05:59:00 +0000

In my other guise as one half of comedy-rock duo mrs.peacock, I'll be on the television tomorrow night.

9.30pm, Maori Television, Saturday 23 June. It's a 2 hour special on this year's Billy T Awards.

SPOILER: we end up winning.

Tune in, and so on.

festive

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Wed, 16 May 2007 23:06:00 +0000

Sorry for the lack of recent updates - I'm deep in the middle of the comedy festival at the moment and so all my energies are devoted to that. Both Newtown Ghetto Anger and Cone of Science will return soon though.

In the meantime, you might like to come to my comedy festival show in Wellington or Auckland.

Just sayin.

UPDATE:
We've just been reviewed by Theatreview. Check it out.

UPDATE 2:
All over. mrs.peacock won the Billy T award. Normal service to resume shortly.

rhetorical reintegration

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:21:00 +0000

perturbing prerequisite

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 11:30:00 +0000

news from the world of comedy

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:20:00 +0000

Rookie Comedy Competition at San Francisco Bathhouse
Once again it's rookie comedy competition time at the Wellington Comedy Club. If you've ever thought about giving standup a go, now's your chance.

The gig is at 8pm on Thursday 29 March at the San Francisco Bathhouse, and will be hosted by C4's Dai Henwood.

If you'd like to give a go, get in touch with me using the email address to the right and I'll put you in contact with the right people.

If you'd just like to come along and watch, tickets will be $10 on the door.

NZ International Comedy Festival 2007
This year's installment of the Comedy Festival is on the way this May, and once again there's going to be an awesome lineup of local and international acts.

Including my act, mrs.peacock. We've been nominated for a Billy T Award this year. You should totally come and see our show, and stuff.

lowest common denomination

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 10:17:00 +0000

transcendental truculence

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 20:24:00 +0000

martian martyr

noreply@blogger.com (Jarrod) — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 20:21:00 +0000