nice fun emails to forward

Be Careful With The Black Device for Keyboards

2009-09-25T08:54:00.000-07:00

Read the following nice fun email from Helmi. It was a valuable info that we should share.

----- Original Message -----
From: helmi@ ...... my
To: recipients
Sent: Thursday, September 24, 2009 11:48 AM
Subject: Fw: Be Careful With The Black Device for Keyboards

Hi Guys,

For those who frequent the internet cafes or use a public PC in hotels, airports, etc..... please take note of below messge and be careful.....

PLEASE BE CAREFUL WHENEVER YOU'RE USING A public computer (Like INTERNET CAFES. ETC ).! CHECK THE BACK OF THE PC AND SEE IF THE BELOW DEVICE IS THERE.... IF SO..then DO NOT USE IT!!!

New storing device fits at the end of the keyboard cable connecting to the PC specialized to save all typed keys in it?

Mostly could be used in net cafes, exhibitions, hotels and airports therefore be careful especially the people who use the internet in these places to enter their bank accounts online or any other important sites. After you enter the bank account ! and leave the PC it will be easy to open your account again as all what you have typed has been saved in the Black device.

Therefore, you should check the PC for any suspicious piece behind it before using the net in public places for important sites.

Please send it to all who you know to educate them against this fraud.
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cctv-scary movie

2009-08-10T09:35:00.000-07:00

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Hello dear readers,

Watch a bald ghost from the following video, which was forwarded by iwasa_film to me:

----- Original Message -----
From: iwasa_film
To: recipients
Sent: Wednesday, August 05, 2009 3:17 PM
Subject: cctv-scary movie!!

Have a nice day!

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Milk in A New Package, 100% Biodegradable‏

2009-04-24T19:26:00.000-07:00

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The following photos are really cool + creative. It was forwarded by Dalin.

Fw: Milk in a new package, 100% biodegradable‏
From: Dalin
Sent: Friday, 27 Mar, 2009 4: 09 PM
To: recipients

Attachments: 6 attachments

Bergeliga orang yang cipta packing nih...tapi macam belum nampak dipasaran kita..

Nice...isn't?

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Trapped In The Lift‏

2009-03-23T01:53:00.000-07:00

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Last week, Dalin forwarded the following e-mail to me. I believed it was a nice and useful e-mail. Therefore I would like to share it with the world. Keep on reading.

FW: trapped in the lift‏
From: Dalin @……………..com
Sent: Friday, 20 Mar, 2009 9: 51 AM
Subject: trapped in the lift

Dear All,

We never know when and where accidents will happen to us OR people around us.
Read on and hope this piece of information may help any of us when things do happen to our friends, our loved ones and ourselves.

One day, while in a lift, it suddenly broke down and it was falling from level 13 in a fast speed.

Fortunately, I remembered watching a TV program that taught you must quickly press all the buttons for all the levels.
Finally, the lift stopped at the 5th level.

When you are facing life and death situations, whatever decisions or actions you make decides your survival.
If you are caught in a lift breakdown, first thought in
mind may be 'waiting to die'...

But after reading below, things will definitely be different the next time you are caught in a lift.

First - Quickly press all the different levels of buttons in the lift.

Second - Hold on tight to the handle (if there is any).

Third - Lean your back and head against the wall forming a straight line.

Fourth - Bend your knees

Reason - When the lift falls, you will not know when it will hit the ground, and it may result in whole body bone fracture.

Point 1 - When the emergency electricity supply is being activated, it will stop the lift from falling further.

Point 2 - It is to support your position and prevent you from falling or getting hurt when you lost your balance.

Point 3 - Leaning against the wall is to use it as a support for your back/spine as protection.

Point 4 - Ligament is a flexible, connective tissue.. It can be attached to the bone part of the activities,but limit the scope of their activities in order to avoid injury. Thus, the impact of fractured bones will be minimized from the severe pressure during fall.

For everyone, do send out this piece of information to all!
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Buried Alive at Amazon‏

2009-03-07T21:35:00.000-08:00

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Hello dear readers,

Another scary video…
It was forwarded by Dalin to me.

Fw: Buried alive @ Amazon‏

From: Dalin
Sent: Wednesday, 4 Mar, 2009 11: 21 AM
1 attachment

Subject: Fw: Buried alive @ Amazon
---Keje gilerâ€¦ binatang pun sayang anak!
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KESIAN BEBUDAK TU...

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Day Trading Robot. Watch The Video. Enuff' Said...

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Female Driver

2009-02-19T16:40:00.000-08:00

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Hello dear readers,

Enjoy watching the following video, which was forwarded by aidahayu@........com.my to me:

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Tips How to Get Your Ex Back

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PLEASE READ THIS MY FRIENDS

2009-02-15T06:56:00.000-08:00

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I would like to share the following e-mail which was forwarded by helmi. I believed the contents could be very useful for some of you (I guess).

----- Original Message -----
From: helmi@...............com.my
To: recipients
Sent: Tuesday, February 10, 2009 12:44 PM
Subject: Fw: PLEASE READ THIS MY FRIENDS

Dear Friends, Its always good to share useful and pertinent info. I recvd this and relay it onto u. Plse do the necess by fwdg it onto your buddies as well.

Cheers,
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Don't know what the world is coming to. But you better be informed and hope that they are not true, just dramatic internet stories. Be careful, just the same.

Fyi. Both are true.

I heard of the FIRST one in China . A different version. Two jap exchange students in China were meeting up some friends. They got kidnapped in a taxi on their way there.

They were later found with all organs harvested including corneas.

Second one. This happened to me. Almost.

I was with Karen and it was outside JO BRANCH! This nice-looking girl came up to me saying tht she works for some advertising company. She practically attacked my wrist with the perfume and insisted me on sniffing. Meanwhile she said this is exp and is going on promo rate of RM70. She looked nice and presentable but her assistant looked like a con-man.

But of course I 'pretended' to sniff and walked away...I never heard of such a scam until a few weeks later...

Needless to say.... I was freaked out.

BE AWARE FRIENDS...

CASE 1

This is a true story, it has been confirmed, and the Medical Centre phone number at the end of this story is real. This guy went out on a Saturday night a few weeks ago to a party. He was having a good time and had a couple of beers and some girl seemed to like him & invited him to go to another party.

He quickly agreed & decided to go along with her. She took him to a party in some apartment and had sex. They continued to drink & even got involved with some drug (unknown). The next thing he knew, he woke up completely naked in a bathtub filled with ice.

He looked down at his chest, which had 'CALL 999 or YOU'LL DIE' written on it with lipstick. He saw a phone was on a stand next to the tub so he picked it up & dialled.

He explained to the operator what the situation was & that he didn't know where he was, what he took, or why he was really calling. She advised him to get out of the tub.

He did, and he appeared normal, so she told him to check his back. He did, and found two 9 inch slits on his lower back. She told him to get back into the tub immediately, and they sent a rescue team over.

Apparently, after being examined,he found out more - His kidneys were stolen. They were worth RM30,000 each on the black market. He is currently in the hospital on a life support, awaiting a spare kidney. I wish to warn you about a new crime ring that is targeting business travelers.

This ring is well organized and well funded, has very skilled personnel & is currently operating in most major cities around the world and recently very active in ASIA .

The crime begins when a business traveller goes to a lounge for a drink at the end of the work day. A person in the bar walks up as they sit alone and offers to buy them a drink. The last thing the traveller remembers until they wake up in a hotel room bathtub, their body submerged to their neck in ice.

There is a note taped to the wall instructing them not to move and to call 999. A phone is on the small table next to the bathtub for them to call.

The business traveller is instructed by the operator to very slowly and carefully reach behind them and feel there is a tube protruding from the back. The business traveler finds the tube and answers 'YES'.

The operator tells them to remain still, having already sent paramedics to help. The Operator knows that both of the traveler's kidneys had been harvested. This is not a scam or out of science fiction novel. It is real. It is documented and can be confirmed.

If you travel or someone close to you travels, please be careful. Sadly, this is very true.

I REALLY WANT AS MANY PEOPLE TO SEE THIS AS POSSIBLE SO PLEASE BOUNCE THIS TO WHOEVER YOU CAN.

CASE #2

I was approached yesterday afternoon around 3.30 pm in the Car parking lot by two males, asking what kind of perfume I was wearing. Then they asked if I'd like to sample some fabulous Scent they were willing to sell me at a very reasonable rate.

I probably would have agreed had I not received an email some weeks ago, warning of this scam. The men continued to stand between parked cars, I guess to wait for someone else to hit on. I stopped a lady going towards them, I pointed at them and told her about how I was sent an email at Work about someone walking up to you at the malls, in parking lots, asking you to sniff perfume that they are selling at a cheap price.

THIS IS NOT PERFUME - IT IS ETHER!

When you sniff it, you'll pass out and they'll take your wallet, your valuables, and heaven knows what else. If it were not for this email, I probably would have sniffed the 'perfume', but thanks to the generosity of an emailing friend, I was spared whatever might have happened to me, and wanted to do the same for you.

LET EVERYONE KNOW ABOUT THIS!

Reply Forward
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Cili Berlidah

2009-02-01T02:44:00.000-08:00

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The following email was forwarded by Dalin. It has a nice attached photo. Wondering what photo it is? Have a look now…

FW: Cili berlidah
From: Dalin
Sent: Thursday, 14 Aug, 2008 8: 43 AM
To: recipients
3 attachment(s)
pepper.jpg (14.4 KB), pepper2.jpg (15.4 KB), pepper3.jpg (18.9 KB)

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Hey...you should try to eat raw chilly.

Hot peppers (chilies) contains excellent source of vitamin C and capsaicin. Did you know capsaicin stimulates blood flow through the membranes and causes mucus secretions to become thinner and more liquid? Thus it could be used to treat cold and sinus infections.
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Piano...A Moving Story

2009-01-10T00:05:00.000-08:00

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Have a nice day dear Readers. Hope you will enjoy reading the following emails from aidarohana:

--Forwarded Message Attachment--
Date: Sat, 22 Oct 2005 18:46:49 -0700
From: aidarohana@................com
Subject: Fwd: FW: A moving story
To: recipients

Note: forwarded message attached.

From: Rosaline Ng
[mailto:rosalinenghk@...............com]

Sent: Friday, June 03, 2005 10:43AM

To: recipients
Subject: FW: A moving story
From: one_onlyjen@............com
To: recipients

Subject: FW: A moving story

Date: Thu, 02 Jun 2005 18:07:42 +0800

Subject: Piano...a moving story

Please.... take a look at this story... its meaningful... at least spend 5 minutes of your time...

The story is below:

At the prodding of my friends, I am writing this story. My name is Mildred Hondorf. I am former elementary school music teacher from Des Moines, Iowa. I've always supplemented my income by teaching piano lessons-something I've done for over 30 years.

Over the years I found that children have many levels of musical ability. I've never had the pleasure of having a prodigy though I have taught some talented students. However I've also had my share of what I call “musically challenged" pupils.

One such student was Robby. Robby was 11 years old when his mother (a single mom) dropped him off for his first piano lesson. I prefer that students (especially boys!) begin at an earlier age, which I explained to Robby. But Robby said that it had always been his mother's dream to hear him play the piano.

So I took him as a student. Well, Robby began with his piano lessons and from the beginning I thought it was a hopeless endeavor. As much as Robby tried, he lacked the sense of tone and basic rhythm needed to excel. But he dutifully reviewed his scales and some elementary pieces that I require all my students to learn.

Over the months he tried and tried while I listened and cringed and tried to encourage him. At the end of each weekly lesson he'd always say, "My mom's going to hear me play some day." But it seemed hope-less. He just did not have any inborn ability. I only knew his mother from a distance as she dropped Robby off or waited in her aged car to pick him up. She always waved and smiled but never stopped in.

Then one day Robby stopped coming to our lessons. I thought about calling him but assumed because of his lack of ability, that he had decided to pursue some-thing else. I also was glad that he stopped coming. He was a bad advertisement for my teaching!

Several weeks later I mailed to the student's homes a flyer on the upcoming recital. To my surprise Robby (who received a flyer) asked me if he could be in the recital. I told him that the recital was for current pupils and because he had dropped out he really did not qualify. He said that his mother had been sick and unable to take him to piano lessons but he was still practicing.

"Miss Hondorf . . . I’ve just got to play!" he insisted. I don't know what led me to allow him to play in the recital. Maybe it was his persistence or maybe it was something inside of me saying that it would be all right.

The night for the recital came. The high school gymnasium was packed with parents, friends and relatives. I put Robby up last in the program before I was to come up and thank all the students and play a finishing piece.

I thought that any damage he would do would come at the end of the program and I could always salvage his poor performance through my "curtain closer."

Well the recital went off without a hitch. The students had been practicing and it showed. Then Robby came up on stage. His clothes were wrinkled and his hair looked like he'd run an egg-beater through it. "Why didn't he dress up like the other students?" I thought. "Why didn't his mother at least make him comb his hair for this special night?"

Robby pulled out the piano bench and he began. I was surprised when he announced that he had chosen Mozart's Concerto #21 in C Major. I was not prepared for what I heard next. His fingers were light on the keys; they even danced nimbly on the ivories.

He went from pianissimo to fortissimo...from allegro to virtuoso. His suspended chords that Mozart demands were magnificent! Never had I heard Mozart played so well by people of his age.

After six and a half minutes he ended in a grand crescendo and everyone was on their feet in wild applause. Overcome and in tears I ran up on stage and put my arms around Robby in joy. "I've never heard you play like that Robby! How'd you do it?

“Through the microphone Robby explained:
"Well Miss Hondorf . . . remember I told you my mom was sick? Well, actually she had cancer and passed away this morning. And well... she was born deaf so tonight was the first time she ever heard me play. I wanted to make it special."

There wasn't a dry eye in the house that evening. As the people from Social Services led Robby from the stage to be placed into foster care, I noticed that even their eyes were red and puffy and I thought to myself how much richer my life had been for taking Robby as my pupil.

No, I've never had a prodigy but that night I became a prodigy. .of Robby’s. He was the teacher and I was the pupil. For it is he who taught me the meaning of perseverance and love and believing in yourself and maybe even taking a chance in someone and you don't know why.

Robby was killed in the senseless bombing of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City in April of 1995.

And now, a foot note to the story.

If you are thinking about forwarding this message, you are probably thinking about which people on your address list aren't the "appropriate" ones to receive this type of message.

The person who sent this to you believes that we can all make a difference. So many seemingly trivial interactions between two people present us with a choice: Do we act with compassion or do we pass up that opportunity and leave the world a bit colder in the process?

You have two choices now:

1. Delete this.
2. Forward it to the people you care about.

You know the choice I made. Thank you for reading this.

"Climb Whatever Possible. Climb Mentally, Do It Physically."
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Tried Sexy Lunch Before ???‏

2009-01-01T01:45:00.000-08:00

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What did you have for lunch today? Would you like to try sexy lunch?
Try this one, which was forwarded by Dalin.

FW: Tried sexy lunch before ???‏
From: Dalin
Sent: Saturday, 13 Dec, 2008 11: 30 AM
To:

1 attachment(s)

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Kah..kah..kah...

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Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft

2008-12-21T23:47:00.000-08:00

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BudakBoy has forwarded the following email. Enjoy reading and have fun!

Why Bill Gates SOLD OFF Microsoft

Wednesday, December 17, 2008 8:24 PM
From: "Budakboy RMC" View contact details
To: recipients

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BUDAKBOY currently The Moderator of
Malaysian Golfer Community
(Gathering golfers all around Malaysia)
and....
The CEO of
Budakboy Online Golf Stall
(Kenapa Harga Begitu Murah?)
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Letter is from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft
Subject: Problems with my new computer

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but were unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I brought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon, which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows say 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God shake please do not
provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta

Last one from me to Mr Bill Gates:
Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS?
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Cool...

2008-12-15T06:25:00.000-08:00

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The following video is really cool. It was forwarded by Dalin.
Enjoy watching…

cool...?
From: Dalin
Medium risk You may not know this sender. Mark as safe|Mark as unsafe
Sent: Monday, 11 Sep, 2006 8: 04 AM
To: recipients
Attachments: 1 attachment(s) Antivirus scanning by Trend Micro
esqueleto...wm (1376.5 KB)

Delivered-To: fazidalin-dawam@.........com
X-Virus-Status: clean(F-Secure/virusgw_smtp/223/srec2..........jp)
X-Sender: GAM603223@...............jp
X-Mailer: QUALCOMM Windows Eudora Pro Version 3.0.5 (32)
Date: Fri, 08 Sep 2006 15:47:49

To: (Recipient list suppressed)

From: A r j u n a @............com
Subject: cool...

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How to Write a Resignation Letter?‏

2008-12-10T06:50:00.000-08:00

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So, you have decided to switch career because you would like to concentrate more on your blog? Have you written the resignation letter?
The following email from Dalin will teach you how to write it properly.

Fw: How to write a resignation letter?‏
From: Dalin

Sent: Thursday, 1 Mar, 2007 4: 07 PM
To: recipients

4 attachment(s)

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From Drop Box

Cheers!
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Through a Rapist's Eyes (No Joke)

2008-12-05T18:15:00.000-08:00

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The following email was forwarded by mohd yusof.limat. It was a valuable info (I guess), especially for the women.

Through a Rapist's Eyes (No Joke)VALUABLE INFO, could save your life!!‏
From: mohdyusof.limat@...............com
Sent: Monday, 28 Aug, 2006 7: 38 PM
To: recipients

Through a Rapist's Eyes (No Joke)

This is important information for females of ALL ages. Guys - please forward to the female members of your family and all your female friends and associates.

A group of rapists and date rapists in prison were interviewed on what they look for in a potential victim and here are some interesting facts :

1) The first thing men look for in a potential victim is hairstyle. They are most likely to go after a woman with a ponytail, bun, braid or other hairstyle that can easily be grabbed. They are also likely to go after a woman with long hair. Women with short hair are not common targets.

2) The second thing men look for is clothing. They will look for women who's clothing is easy to remove quickly. Many of them carry scissors around specifically to cut clothing.

3) They also look for women on their cell phone, searching through their purse or doing other activities while walking because they are off guard and can be easily overpowered.

4) Men are most likely to attack & rape in the early morning, between 5:00a.m. and 8:30a.m.

5) The number one place women are abducted from/attacked is grocery store parking lots. Number two is office pa rking lots/garages. Number three is public restrooms .

6) The thing about these men is that they are looking to grab a woman and quickly move her to another location where they don't have to worry about getting caught.

7) Only 2% said they carried weapons because rape carries a 3-5 year sentence but rape with a weapon is 15-20 years.

8) If you put up any kind of a fight at all, they get discouraged because it only takes a minute or two for them to realize that going after you isn't worth it because it will be time-consuming .

9) These men said they would not pick on women who have umbrellas, or other similar objects that can be used from a distance in their hands.

Keys are not a deterrent because you have to get really close to the attacker to use them as a weapon. So, the idea is to convince these guys you're not worth it.

10) Several defense mechanisms he taught us are: If someone is following behind you on a street or in a garage or with you in an elevator or stairwell, look them in the face and ask them a question , like what time is it, or make general small talk: "I can't believe it is so cold out here", "we're in for a bad winter." Now you've seen their face and could identify them in a line-up; you lose appeal as a target.

11) If someone is coming toward you , hold out your hands in front of you and yell STOP or STAY BACK ! Most of the rapists this man talked to said they'd leave a woman alone if she yelled or showed that she would not be afraid to fight back. Again,they are looking for an EASY target.

12) If you carry pepper spray (this instructor was a huge advocate of it and carries it with him wherever he goes,) yell I HAVE PEPPER SPRAY and holding it out will be a deterrent.

13 ) If someone grabs you, you can't beat them with strength but you can by outsmart ing them. If you are grabbed around the waist from behind, pinch the attacker either under the arm (between the elbow and armpit) OR in the upper inner thigh VERY VERY HARD . One woman in a class this guy taught told him she used the underarm pinch on a guy who was trying to date rape her and was so upset she broke through the skin and tore out muscle strands - the guy needed stitches.

Try pinching yourself in those places as hard as you can stand it; it hurts.

14) After the initial hit, always GO for the GROIN. I know from a particularly unfortunate experience that if you slap a guy's parts it is extremely painful. You might think that you'll anger the guy and make him want to hurt you more, but the thing these rapists told our instructor is that they want a woman who will not cause a lot of trouble. Start causing trouble, and he's out of there.

15) When the guy puts his hands up to you, ! grab his first two fingers and bend them back as far as possible with as much pressure pushing down on them as possible. The instructor did it to me without using much pressure, and I ended up on my knees and both knuckles cracked audibly.

16) Of course the things we always hear still apply. Always be aware of your surroundings, take someone with you if you can and if you see any odd behavior, don't dismiss it, go with your instincts!!!

You may feel a little silly at the time, but you'd feel much worse if the guy really was trouble.

PLEASE READ THEN FORWARD THIS TO EVERY WOMAN YOU KNOW, IT'S SIMPLE STUFF BUT IT COULD SAVE HER LIFE -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Wish you a safe and happy holiday.

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Must Read and Send to your Friend: How TNB Cheat the Public Money

2008-12-04T06:38:00.000-08:00

Another nice fun emails to forward from Dalin. Read at your own risk.

FW: Must Read & send to your Friend : How TNB Cheat the Public Money‏
From: Dalin
Sent: Tuesday, 1 Jul, 2008 11: 44 AM
To: Recipients
Attachments: 1 attachment(s) Antivirus scanning by Trend Micro
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go n check your bills

-----Original Message-----
From: Kayarvili .........
Sent: Monday, June 30, 2008 11:41 AM
Subject: Must Read & send to your Friend : How TNB Cheat the Public Money

This is TRUE story.

Do you check you TNB bill? Just check how much to pay and how many used is no enough......
Do you compare the Meter reading on section 'DAHULU' (Red circle)with previous month?

In this case, the April bill on DAHULU section is 29128, SEMASA is 29380. After paid the bill, the problem come.... The May bill come,the DAHULU section by right should show 29380. BUT NOW, it still show 29128 same per last month.

If we don't compare with last month, frankly, I had HAPPILY paid for the bill and TNB had HAPPILY got the extra RM72 from me. At last,all the TNB shareholder got smart dividend from our hard earn money.

Due to this bad service....I plan to change service provider.
Opps...there is no alternate service provider. The alternate is buy your own generator, use candle...I guess no one will go for the alternative service provider....

So... please check your bill and compare it month by month. Our PM always try very hard and tell us we have to very SMART SPENDING & MUST compare....... His motive is very good. Cause he knew that something will happen and lot Giant company might use a VERY SMART way to COLLECT Money from general public. Thanks to our great PM......I really compare the price always.....and notice the brilliant idea from TNB. I am not sure it is mistake? But I don't think is human error...

Now, better part is, this is computer error. If you don't discover this, then you pay for the EXTRA (this case, we got to pay extra RM72.80). If you notice the problem....easy, just refund to you, BUT do you know how time consuming and trouble to get the refund? Why their mistake is our cost? why there is no compensation on their mistake?

The BEST part, how many people know they are actually, happily OVER PAID?

When TNB officially want to increase the unit price....everybody jumping and compliant. How they going to get extra and no people complaint? This is an art....

This is the evolution of TNB billing system.....let the computer system do the mistake....and the mistake MUST FAVOURABLE to the company.

Come....we should proudly said : Malaysia Boleh, Cause we really BOLEH!!

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Treatment For Sugar (Diabetes) - Lady Finger?

2008-11-29T05:50:00.000-08:00

nice fun emails to forward is back with another nice emails. This email was forwarded by Dalin. Anyone with diabetes problem is welcome to try.

Wish you happy reading!

FW: Treatment For Sugar (Diabetes) - Lady Finger?
From: Dalin
Sent: Tuesday, 18 Nov, 2008 2: 31 PM
To: recipient

Attachments: 1 attachment(s) Anti-virus scan by Windows Live OneCare
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Subject: Treatment For Sugar (Diabetes) - Lady Finger

Please note that another name for Lady Finger (Bhindi ) is "OKRA".

Last month in one of TV program I learnt of a treatment of Sugar (Diabetes). Since I am diabetic, I tried it and it was very useful and my Sugar is in control now. In fact I have already reduced my medicine.

Take two pieces of Lady Finger (Bhindi) and remove/cut both ends of each piece. Also put a small cut in the middle and put these two pieces in glass of water. Cover the glass and keep it at room temperature during night.

Early morning, before breakfast simply remove two pieces of lady finger (bhindi) from the glass and drink that water.

Keep doing it on daily basis.

Within two weeks, you will see remarkable results in reduction of your SUGAR.

My sister has got rid of her diabetes. She was on Insulin for a few years, but after taking the lady fingers every morning for a few months, she has stopped Insulin but continues to take the lady fingers every day. But she chops the lady fingers into fine pieces in the night, adds the water and drinks it all up the next morning.

Please try it as it will not do you any harm even if it does not do much good to you, but U have to keep taking it for a few months before U see results, as most cases might be chronic.

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PIN NUMBER REVERSAL (GOOD TO KNOW)

2008-11-24T21:17:00.000-08:00

nice fun emails to forward

Read the following emails, which could give you some benefit.

Eric Koo wrote:
Date: Thu, 11 Jan 2007 12:26:09 +0800
Subject: Fw: PIN NUMBER REVERSAL (GOOD TO KNOW)]
To: recipients

----- Original Message -----
From: khser
To: recipients
Sent: Tuesday, January 09, 2007 10:20 AM
Subject: Fw: PIN NUMBER REVERSAL (GOOD TO KNOW)

Ser Kong …. (Mr)
……………………. Sdn Bhd.

Tel :+60-3-…………..
Fax:+60-3-…………..
Mobile : 012- ……………….

E-mail :khser@…………...com.my
URL : http://………….my

----- Original Message -----
From: SOCIT - Chong Fong ….
To: khser@………...com.my ;
Sent: Tuesday, November 28, 2006 11:26 AM
Subject: FW: PIN NUMBER REVERSAL (GOOD TO KNOW)]

Check This Out- imp if u have a debit card

PIN NUMBER REVERSAL (GOOD TO KNOW)

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse.

For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine.

The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber; the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.
This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it is seldom used because people don't know it exists.

Please pass this along to everyone possible.

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Let me know if someone out there already tried.

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Japanese Metro Signs‏

2008-11-21T07:26:00.000-08:00

nice fun emails to forward
Yes, do not read this forwarded email first but look at the picture first.

FW: Japanese Metro Signs‏
From: Dalin
Sent: Monday, 28 Jul, 2008 1: 27 PM
To:

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Look at picture first, then read!!!!!

These are signs in Japanese metro trains,
"Priority seats for ............ ....",
from left to right:

1. person with injured arm
2. person holding a child
3. pregnant woman
4. person with injured leg

Not at all what it seems !!!

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ASSISTANCE NEEDED

2008-11-18T07:19:00.000-08:00

nice fun emails to forward.

The following email is not so nice or fun but you can make fun of it. All contents are kept original.

Monday, September 26, 2005 5:17 AM
From: "ntomba adelina"
To: recipient

FROM:NTOMBA ADELINA.
UNITED NATIONS REFUGEE CAMP DANANI
ABIDJAN,COTE D'IVOIRE.

Dearest one,
I got your contact address on my desprate search for a reliable person/company for partnership investment overseas.

By introduction,

I am NTOMBA ADELINA, A Sierra Leonean and Son of late KOLINA ADELINA former Director General Sierra-Leone Gold and Diamond Minning Corporation.

Before the death of my father he disclosed to me about the total sum of $8.5Million US dollars in a Metalic Trunk Box,and deposited under a security company here
in Abidjan Cote d’Ivoire and it was registered as FAMILY VALUABLES containg AFRICAN ARTWORKS, THIS HE DID FOR SECURITY REASONS.

This fund represent the huge sales of Gold and Diamonds he diverted while in office as the Director General of Gold and Diamond Minning Corporation in Sierra Leone.

For security reasons according to my late father he made an agreement with the security company that his partner/beneficiary will come forward for the claiming of the consignments for onward transfer. my late father adviced me while in sick bed that I should look for a Honest Trustworthy and Reliable foreigner who will stand as his foriegn business partner/beneficiary of the consignments so that the Metalic Trunk Box containing $8.5M USD, will be Released to him/her for a partnership investment, based on our agreement.

Right now, I am in UNITED NATIONS REFUGEE CAMP Cote d’Ivoire with my brother STEVE for the purpose of retrieving this consignments from the security company to a trust worthy Individual.
Meanwhile, I am writing to know if you can stand as the beneficiary of the Consignment and to also provide me your full ID details so that I will submit it to the security company for the release of the consignment for a partnership investment you will introduce in your country.

Note that after the consignment is claim is made, you will send some money to us in onder for me and my brother STEVE secure the necessary traveling documents to come over to meet with you for the investment.

On confirmation of your interest to assist us, the CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT the AGREEMENT,and the OFFICIAL RECIEPT which was issued to my late father by the security company at the day of deposit will be forwarded to you for your VERIFICATION & CONFIRMATION.

I Propose 25% of the total sum to you for your assistance while 5% will be set aside for any expences that may arise during the prosess of claiming. Indicate your interest as soon as you recieved this mail.

NOTE: THIS TRANSACTION NEEDS ABSOLUTE CONFIDENTIALITY AND SECRECY FOR SECURITY REASONS.
NOTA AGAIN: THE OFFICIALS OF THE SECURITY COMPANY DOES NOT KNOW THE REAL CONTENT OF THE METALIC TRUNK BOX, AS IT WAS REGISTERED AS FAMILY VALUABLES CONTAINING AFRICA ARTWORKS.

I am waiting to hear from you, pls write me immediately if there is anything you do not understand for more details ok.

Best Regards
NTOMBA ADELINA.

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Can we take this as a JOKE or just 4 fun?

2008-11-17T05:53:00.000-08:00

nice fun emails to forward is back!... and thanks to BUDAKBOY.

Happy reading...

From:budakboy_rmc@......com

Friday, November 14, 2008 4:32 PM
To: recipients

SOME DEFINITIONS

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through 'the minds of either'

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death

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Malaysian Golfer Community
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Smile...

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Nokia 3G Handphone with Camera for Sale

2008-11-14T06:25:00.000-08:00

nice fun emails to forward
Dear Readers,

Enjoy yourself reading the following email:
----- Original Message -----
From:
To: recipients
Sent: Tuesday, September 25, 2007 2:47 PM
Subject: Fw: Kastam Lelong Handphone Nokia Camera 3G. CEPAT!!!!(Original)]

-------Original Message-------

From: Jeevan
Date: 25/09/2007 1:02:31 PM
To: recipients
Subject: Fw: Kastam Lelong Handphone Nokia Camera 3G. CEPAT!!!!(Original)]

----- Original Message -----
From: Prakash .....
To: undisclosed-recipients:
Sent: Tuesday, September 25, 2007 12:19 PM
Subject: Kastam Lelong Handphone Nokia Camera 3G. CEPAT!!!!(Original)]

Importance: High

Dear All,
Dont miss... Pls order / buy now

Nokia celebrates its 12th successive year, Don't miss this opportunity!
Launching of new limited edition - NOKIA 8880 3G MOBILE PHONE WITH camera.ONLY RM300/- (Normal Price RM1,700/-)
Please inform if any of Ur friends want it.........

Interested, please e-mail me ASAP before 01 october 2007 for booking purpose, only 888 units in the market. First come first serve.

See model below....

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Hahaha... Take it easy..enjoy... Don't know about you, but seeing this model does bring back some sweet memories... hahaha
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UK Requirement (Bleh caya ker!)

2008-11-13T06:25:00.000-08:00

nice fun emails to forward
Dear Readers,

Another nice fun emails to forward was received from Helmi (one of my colleague).
I have forwarded this email to a few friends with a hope that Microsoft would contact me and thereafter send me a cheque.

Until today, I'm still waiting.

----- Forwarded by helmi/KM/WALSIN on 01/22/2008 04:00 PM -----

To: recipients
Subject: Fwd: Fw: Tak tau la kalau ni betul ka tak!!!! Bleh caya ker!!!
Note: forwarded message attached.

----- Message from shikin shah on Wed, 16 Jan 2008
04:07:18 -0800 (PST) -----

To: recipients
Subject: Fw: Tak tau la kalau ni betul ka tak!!!! Bleh caya ker!!!
----- Forwarded Message ----

From: "zalie_abx@.......com"
To: recipients
Sent: Wednesday, January 16, 2008 5:59:40 PM
Subject: FW: Tak tau la kalau ni betul ka tak!!!! Bleh caya ker!!!
try jgn tak try

From: elly@........com
To: recipients
Subject: FW: Tak tau la kalau ni betul ka tak!!!! Bleh caya ker!!!
Date: Wed, 16 Jan 2008 16:43:04 +0800

Warmest regards,

Elly
Admin Executive
xxxxxx Sdn. Bhd.
Bandar Sri Damansara,
52200 Kuala Lumpur
Phone: +603 - xxxx xxxx
Fax: +603 - xxxx xxxx
www.xxxx.com

From: Norhayati ...... [mailto:norhayati@...........com]
Sent: Wednesday, January 16, 2008 4:08 PM
To: recipients

Subject: FW: Tak tau la kalau ni betul ka tak!!!! Bleh caya ker!!!

Yours truly,

Yati
NORHAYATI MOHD ......
xxxxxxxxxx SDN. BHD.
BANDAR SRI DAMANSARA
52200 KUALA LUMPUR
TEL : 603-xxxxxxxx
FAX : 603-xxxxxxx
E-MAIL : norhayati@............com
www.xxxxxxxx.com

From: Anisah Mustapha [mailto:anisah@.......com.my]
Sent: 16 January 2008 15:42
To: recipients

Subject: FW: Tak tau la kalau ni betul ka tak!!!! Bleh caya ker!!!

Untung batu tenggelam, untung sabut timbul….cuba try test…

Dear Friends,
Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates is sharing his
fortune. If you ignore this you will repent later. Microsoft and AOL are
now the largest Internet companies and in an effort to make sure that
Internet Explorer remains the most widely used program, Microsoft and AOL
are running an e-mail beta test.
When you forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it
(if you are a Microsoft Windows user) for a two week time period.
For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay you
$245.00, for every person that you sent it to that forwards it on,
Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that receives
it, you will be paid $241.00. Within two week! s, Microsoft will contact
you for your address and then send you a cheque.

mai kita cuba ........ramai2.....aku dah dapat semalam...RM5,449.00 selepas T/T ke bank akaun aku.

Norhafizah Binti xxxxxxxx
Setiausaha
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Kedah
Tel:04-xxxxxx/xxxxxx DL: 04-xxxxxxx
Faks: 04-xxxxxxxxx
email: norhafizah@......gov.my

kite try, test, tengok..... X rugi pun.....
tu la masalah dia sekarang nie wan, aku baru je balik dari bank in cheque USD13k++ dlm FCY a/c kat bawah tadi. Ade 3 day float...... aku yg jadi confuse...biar betul beb duit nie..... kita tunggu dulu, kalu clear duit tu, aku habaq kat smua nooo.....

Thanks and Regards
ROSFAN MOHD SUBBIAN
xxxxxxxx Ops
03-xxxxxxxx

Nie betullah…4 tahun lalu aku dapat email nie..aku forward lah..masa tu masih bute IT lagi kan, so percayalah..tup tap tup tap..6 bulan kemudian aku dapat email memohon alamat aku..terkezut aku biler 2 minggu kemudian aku dapat cek bernilai $16, 456.32..giler babi nye seronok…tu dalam USDollar..biler aku covert, masa tu 3.8…kirelah...

Nah,Pada sesapa yg terrer pasal internet tu, tlg cfm sat.... buleh caya ke?

Thanks and Regards
ROSFAN MOHD SUBBIAN
xxxxxxxxx Ops
03-xxxxxxx

Manalah tahu kot cempedak menjadi nangka

Salam
I also don't know how far it is true.....
Don't know why this company sooooo baik ati want to give people money for doing nothing...

Give ourselves a try....
Then wait and see loll !!!!

MARI KITA CUBA RAMAI-RAMAI, KITA LIHAT SIAPA YANG DAPAT
DUIT RAYA TU...... RAYA SAKAN KITA

Oh my god!! Today I checked my HSBC account have RM 5,667.10 deposited
recently! The monthly statement details shown credited by M/S Bill Gates
Foundation. It works!!!

brgds,
M
do u think it's true??

Guys It's working
I have got $10000 .
Deepak

I got 450 $ credited in my HDFC account today only.
Yahooooooooooooooooooo!!! hurreeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee

Regards,
Apurv Gangwar
xxxxxxxxxxxxx < Vnet: xxxxx

Hai this is not joke i got 4672$ credited in my ICICI account last week.Frnds I got $2163 today only.

So I am forwading to u frnds
Don't miss this chance

Regards,
xxxxx kumar.
Vnet - xxxxx

I got $9386. Was shocked!!!
Hey!!!!!! Am not joking... .... ........
This really works!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I got $12,101 credited with this months salary, that is why I am sending this to you guys. I am almost going mad. Planning to quit TCS and start a new company. You guys can join hands. What to say yarr????

Love,
xxxxJoy
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Limited
Mailto: ajay.joy@.........com
Website: http://www......com
----- Forwarded by xxxxxJoy/CHN/TCS on 09/02/2005 05:09 PM -----

"Hey guys !!!
this is cool,really really cooollllll.
I forwarded this mail to three chaps just half an hour back and i just
forgot about it..then i saw my salary slip, checked my account in the net.
i was wonder stuck to see $30000/- added to my account !! transferred
from ms office thru western money transfer !!!
its amazing guys !!!
Go for it.
Act fast. at least before this xxxxxx bill gates gets bankrupt......
and in case this is true, there is not much time left.....
so congratulations in advance....
for becoming a millionair so easily...
like me......

Subject: RE: UK Requirement
Hey dudes and dudettes...this is truly amazing........I got $12,545 a
few weeks back......it indeed works.....and hope it works out for all of u..........for details contact me...........

Thnks & Rgds,
Dinesh.

Subject: FW: UK Requirement
Importance: High

Hi,
I got $9386. Was shocked!!! This is cool.
Please forward.

Regards
Ajay

From: Naveen Kumar Gupta
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 12:02 PM
To: recipients
Subject: RE: UK Requirement

I have also gotten 34271$ cheque la st week for the same knid of mail.You can also try your luck J

Thanks,
Naveen Gupta.
Extn: xxxxx

From: Ashish Gangwar
Sent: Tuesday, August 16, 2005 11:59 AM
To: recipients
Subject: RE: UK Requirement

I have gotten 17934$ cheque some time ago for the same kind of mail.
you can also try your luck J
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The Very Rare Parrot Flower‏

2008-11-12T06:37:00.000-08:00

Hi Dear Readers,
Have a nice day!

Enjoy another nice fun emails to forward

FW: The Very Rare Parrot Flower‏
From: Dalin (fazidalin-dawam@........com)
Sent: Tuesday, 11 Nov, 2008 11: 11 AM
To:
Attachments: 3 attachment(s) Antivirus scanning by Trend Micro
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This is a flower from Thailand. It is also a protected species and is not allowed

to be exported.

This will be the only way we will be able to view this flower .

A FLOWER ALL THE WAY FROM THAILAND . ..
THE VERY RARE PARROT FLOWER

& lt; BR>

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NEW TOILET OPENING CEREMONY!!!! (bukit bintang)

2008-11-10T07:10:00.000-08:00

Another nice fun emails to forward.

It was forwarded by Eric Koo.
Happy reading!

Fw: NEW TOILET OPENING CEREMONY!!!! (bukit bintang) Isnin, 22 Januari, 2007 23:54

Daripada:"Eric Koo" erickoo@.......
Papar butiran kenalan
Kepada:
"recipients"
----- Original Message -----
From: Suet Mun
To: Undisclosed-Recipient:;
Sent: Monday, January 22, 2007 2:18 PM
Subject: Fw: NEW TOILET OPENING CEREMONY!!!! (bukit bintang)

今天是非常有意义的一天。。因为我们国家仅有的先进新厕所开幕了。。我们迈向国际城市了。。。
Today is a very meaningful day, because the only new advance toilet in our country is opening, we are becoming the international city.

不是我说的，别打我，是我们敬爱的副首相说的
not I said one, don't beat me, our respectful DPM said one
封路！全民期待这历史时刻。。。
road blocked! Whole Malaysia is waiting for this historical moment..
我们敬爱的联邦直辖区的老大也到了（他对我笑哦 ~~ 真荣幸！）。。。还有一大堆大人物。。。
our respectful KL tai luo is here too (he is smiling at me o~~ very honor! )… and bunch of tua liap lang

*副首相到步！排场大， 4辆保镖车。。如果首相在，我相信他也会来参加这光荣的时刻。。。。
DMP is arriving! Very grand, 4 bodyguard cars.. if PM is here, I believe he would join this proud moment too…

我们敬爱的副首相致词，说我们马来西亚迈向新纪元。由这高科技厕所开始
Our respectful DPM gave speech, he said we Malaysia is moving towards to new era. Start from this high tech toilet.

厕所所长今天的风头一时无俩。。还有左右护法呢。。。
The toilet captain having most attention today.. got left and right bodyguard…

我们敬爱的副首相和市长等人手一按开幕光球。。炮竹响起！新纪元正式来临！马来西亚 boleh!!!
Our respectful DMP, governor and etc push "opening light" ball .. firecracker start! New era starts from now! Malaysia boleh!!!

插播故事：
在那里，遇到 2个老外（夫妻）。看到现场非常震撼，觉得好奇。
他们就问我，你们在干什么？
我说： "公共厕所开张 "。
老婆就破口大笑。。。
老公有些修为，没笑反而问： "有特别吗？ "
我说： "高科技，自动清洗。我们的副首相等会儿来开幕。 "
俩老外听了。。勉强微笑说： "oh..i See, very Interesting...."
Side story:
There, met 2 ang mo(husband and wife). They were very shocked to see this live, and curious.

They asked me, what are you all doing?

I answered: "Opening of public toilet".

The wife laughed…

The husband was behaved, asked me without laughing: "any special?"

I said:"high tech, auto cleaning. Our DPM will open it in a short while."

Both after listening.. reluctantly smiled and said: " oh..i See, very Interesting...."

门是自动门，时间到还没 �shy;完就自己保重吧。。。
Door is automated one, time's up and not yet finished; then take care yourself la…

这里没什么特别。就是可以用它的婴儿床换尿片。。
Here has nothing special. Only for changing pampers for baby.

马力强大的冷气在这么小的房间。。可能会冷到大便不出来。。
The aircon is big horse power in this small room .. maybe cold until shit cannot come out..

马桶还算可以，酒店式。地板是意大利石。
最主要的是。。。每次用完，墙壁，地板，马桶板会自动清洗。。。。。
Toilet bowls is still ok, hotel type, floor is Italy batu..
Most important is … every time it used, wall, floor, toilet bowls will automatically clean…..

Note: pampers = diapers
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Drift Challenge.. England Style vs Pakistan Style

2008-11-07T23:43:00.000-08:00

It is a nice fun emails to forward
This emails was forwarded by one of my colleague.It's really interesting. You should watch it now!

Fw: Drift Challenge.. England style vs Pakistan style

Sun, 25 November, 2007 19:56
From:"Eric Koo" erickoo@ .........
To: "recipients"

----- Original Message -----
From: wan zoolhilmi wan abd kadir
To: eric koo
Sent: Monday, November 26, 2007 8:20 AM
Subject: Fw: Drift challenge.. England style vs Pakistan Style

----- Mesej Dikirim Lanjut ----
From: RCCRizal RCCRizal@.........
To: "recipients"
Sent: Rabu, 21 November, 2007 2:57:30
Subject: FW: Drift challenge.. England style vs Pakistan Style

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From: Zairul Akhbar Jahroni
Sent: Wednesday, 21 November, 2007 01:40 PM
To: "recipients"
Subject: FW: Drift challenge.. England style vs Pakistan Style

England style

Pakistan style

Rizal Mahat
RCC Inspection Supervisor
Ext : xxx

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