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Catch Butterflies Not Herpes Funny T shirt by NIFT

2011-01-27T04:40:30-06:00

Catch Butterflies Not Herpes

One in five Americans have genital herpes. If one in five Americans would have ordered this shirt and took our advice? Well, things would be a little different. Help NIFT shirts spread the word about herpes and pick up this wonderful t-shirt today. Catch butterflies, NOT HERPES!

Navy Ink Silkscreen Print.

Light Blue T-shirt 4.5 oz. 100% ring spun cotton 30/1's fine knit jersey, tubular construction, ribbed crew taped neck and shoulders with double needle sleeves and bottom hem.

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There Is NO Easter Bunny, It's Just a guy in a Suit! T-shirt by NIFT

2010-10-20T10:03:53-05:00

The Easter Bunny suit is great at freaking kids out! Come every spring you can always count on the freaky Easter Bunny setting up shop in the middle of your mall and you can usually find him by following all the deathly screams and cries from all the toddlers. Don' worry kids, there is no Easter bunny, It's just a guy in a suit t-shirt is here to save the day!

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Navy Ink Silkscreen Print.

Light Pink T-shirt 4.5 oz. 100% ring spun cotton 30/1's fine knit jersey, tubular construction, ribbed crew taped neck and shoulders with double needle sleeves and bottom hem.

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First Kiss, new NIFT shirt.

2010-10-18T01:08:18-05:00

How can you forget your first kiss? I bet your first kiss wasn't as hot as this design! First kiss design inside the classic NIFT logo.

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Black Ink Silkscreen Print.

White T-shirt 4.5 oz. 100% ring spun cotton 30/1's fine knit jersey, tubular construction, ribbed crew taped neck and shoulders with double needle sleeves and bottom hem

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2010-10-15T23:17:32-05:00

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Available in White T-shirt with Black INK and also in Black T-shirt with WHITE INK.

I Smell Like Strippers! NIFT

2010-10-15T00:00:57-05:00

Empty pockets, glitter, and you're covered with the smell of vanilla body spray. These are all signs of a night at the strip club. I smell like strippers t-shirt, order it for your next strip club road trip or your buddy's bachelor party. Stripper smell does not come included with T-shirt order.

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White Ink Silkscreen Print.

Black T-shirt 4.5 oz. 100% ring spun cotton 30/1's fine knit jersey, tubular construction, ribbed crew taped neck and shoulders with double needle sleeves and bottom hem.

New NIFT Bagman Logo T-shirt

2010-10-13T02:13:34-05:00

This design is had a 40's style with the classic NIFT logo. Part of the NIFT Clothing Line Collection. NEW and available on Turquoise t-shirt with a Purple Print. Limited Edition.

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Purple Ink Silkscreen Print.

Turquoise T-shirt 4.5 oz. 100% ring spun cotton 30/1's fine knit jersey, tubular construction, ribbed crew taped neck and shoulders with double needle sleeves and bottom hem.

Abe Lincoln I bet he was a cool guy. NIFT shirts

2010-10-10T22:40:52-05:00

If you could meet one president dead or alive who would it be? Ours would have to be Abe Lincoln. Honest, tall, rocked a top hat with class, and he also partied hard with Bill and Ted in San Dimas, California.

Russian Roulette 1988 Tournament Champion NIFT shirts

2010-10-10T22:38:53-05:00

One bullet, two contestants, and one awesome t-shirt to the winner! Thanks to NIFT shirts you don't have to compete in this tournament of champions. You can skip all the intense action and just order this t-shirt instead. Make up a story, nobody has to know the truth.

AUTO-TUNE Killed the music industry! NIFT t-shirts

2010-10-10T22:37:20-05:00

Auto-Tune killed the music industry, and when we say "killed", it isn't in a cool positive way. Kanye West, Kesha, (shit we forgot the "$" sign) Lady Gaga, Rihanna, and the list goes on and on. Piracy isn't hurting the music industry, the auto-tune robots are! If you're 18 or younger we're sorry this t-shirt offends you. The only thing the auto-tune should be used for is the news, now that's funny!

OLD SCHOOL NIFT t-shirt

2010-10-10T22:36:11-05:00

What's more "old-school" than an "old-school?" We're not claiming this shirt to be a masterpiece when it comes to the design element. It's simple, clean, to the point, and it's old-school.

I'm Popular in South Dakota NIFT t-shirt

2010-10-10T22:34:38-05:00

Wall Drug, Sioux Falls, Rapid City, Mt. Rushmore, The Badlands, Beresford, the wild buffalo, and the Corn Palace are all a great part to the beautiful state of South Dakota. Whether you're visiting for vacation or you live there full time, you'll be the talk of the town with this "I'm Popular in South Dakota" t-shirt.

OHIO grown NIFT t-shirt

2010-10-10T22:33:20-05:00

Ohio is......home of the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame, Lebron"less", Cleveland, Cincinnati, Columbus, Dayton, Toledo, 11.5 million strong, and filled with 11.4 million Michigan haters. Ohio is also the birthplace of aviation and the Wright Brothers. If you were born and raised here that means you are officially OHIO GROWN.

CHANNEL 7 Action news WNIF-TV NIFT t-shirt

2010-10-10T22:27:43-05:00

Where there's action, there's news. WNIF-TV Action News is always the first on the scene. From traffic jams to up to the minute weather updates we're the leader in NEWS. Ok, so this shirt isn't a real news channel shirt; however, its pretty cool to own this vintage style news t-shirt.

OSTEOPOROSIS it's bad to the bone! Funny NIFT t-shirt

2010-10-10T22:26:25-05:00

There are three things in this world that are "bad to the bone"...the grumpy elderly, lightning bolts, and osteoporosis. That's why we took all three and put them onto one shirt. Drink your milk, order this shirt, and spread osteoporosis awareness. The original and first Osteoporosis, It's bad to the bone shirt from NIFT.

RAWR doesn't mean "I love you in dinosaur" Funny NIFT t-shirt

2010-10-10T22:24:59-05:00

Rawr means "I love you" in dinosaur"? Really? Maybe with those cute herbivores. Now with the T-Rex, "RAWR" has a little bit of a different meaning. You see, when the T-REX went running around the jungle going "RAWR" it meant one thing and one thing only.........

"Fuck YOU I'm gonna eat ya!"

56,594 Zombie Genocide Achievement Unlocked Video Game NIFT t-shirt

2010-10-10T22:20:29-05:00

Sure killing "A" Zombie is cool, but try killing an entire cities worth. Willamette, Colorado population 56,594 all infected... that is until Frank West arrives. In honor of one of the best zombie games and video game achievements we give you the Zombie Genocide Shirt!

Now remember Billy, only retards wear their collars up! Funny NIFT t-shirt

2010-10-10T22:16:31-05:00

Now remember Billy, only retards wear their collarts up. As seen in "Us Weekly", "Rolling Stone Magazine", "Palmercash.com"

If there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it! NIFT t-shirt

2010-10-10T22:08:42-05:00

Thanks to this shirt a calculator will never be looked at the same. You know the song and the lyrics from beginning to end. Many despise the song and act as if they never liked it or thought it was cool. Well we thought it was a damn cool song and it still is, that's we designed a shirt in honor of it!

I wish my lawn was EMO! NIFT t-shirt

2010-10-10T21:59:46-05:00

We savaged up the rights to the "ORIGINAL" and "FIRST" design of this hit t-shirt. Don't settle for the other imitations when it comes to this shirt! Just imagine, if your lawn was emo you would no longer have to spend your afternoon behind the lawn mower!

Sure you've seen this t-shirt over and over on the internet; however, this is the first, and the original. This shirt first hit the scene in 2007 when the word EMO was fresh on the scene. Every design that came after 2007 was a rip off and a copy of this original!

Stay Gold Pony Boy, Stay GOLD! NIFT t-shirt

2010-10-10T21:55:11-05:00

Some say stay golden ponyboy and some say stay gold ponyboy. We say order this t-shirt and STAY GOLD.

Fight Cavities Not Bears! NIFT t-shirt

2010-10-10T21:52:49-05:00

One of the best Bear Fight Scenes is from a favorite movie of ours, "Hercules in New York" starring Arnold Schwarzenegger. In a post interview Arnold was asked, "would you ever fight a real bear?", his response in that great Arnold accent "I don't fight bears, I fight cavities!".

Stop Snitchin' on those Clowns. Funny NIFT t-shirt

2010-10-10T21:51:21-05:00

Clowns live a rockstar lifestyle and party with carnies. They are feared by kids and adults. Sure some of the things that clowns do can be questionable at times. Just because a clown shows up drunk to a kids birthday party doesn't mean its the end of the world. Stop Snitchin'!

Parent's Lie NIFT t-shirt

2010-10-10T21:49:42-05:00

Isn't it ironic, the entire time while you are growing up your parents say.... "you should never tell a lie, lying is bad!" Santa, tooth fairy, the leprechaun, and even the Easter bunny, what were all those? LIES! Keep the cycle going and if you have kids make sure you tell them the same stories your parents filled your ears with. (just don't wear this shirt around them)

MANSCAPE! The ladies will thank you! NIFT t-shirt

2010-10-10T21:47:56-05:00

If the hedge bush is getting crazy and out of control make sure you get the shears out and trim it down a little bit. Becoming a master at the art of manscaping takes a lot of practice and it's well worth the time. The ladies will thank you and you will thank us.

White People are Crazy! Funny NIFT t-shirt

2010-10-10T21:43:38-05:00

Bungee Jumping (check) Swimming with sharks (check) Sky diving (check) Off rhythm dancing (check) if there is a dumb activity that nobody else is willing to do, chances are you'll find some white person that will try it out. White people are crazy!

Stonehenge, where they used to sacrifice virgins. NIFT t-shirt

2010-10-10T21:41:37-05:00

Stonehenge has been around since 3000 B.C. What Stonehenge signifies is up in the air and will vary from each local you talk to. Some say it's a pit stop for traveling aliens, a work of god, possibly an ancient burial ground, and some even say that it's just a pile of rocks. We say, it's where they used to sacrifice virgins!

Friends Don't Let Friends NOOB TUBE! Funny Video Game NIFT t-shirt

2010-10-10T21:39:26-05:00

If you play Call of Duty, Modern Warfare 2 then we dedicate this t-shirt to you. This is for all those broken controllers, cuss words shouted, and head sets thrown. Sure runners, stabbers, and campers suck; however, nothing is worse than a 10 year old boy that sounds like a girl, calls himself "Brownie" and runs around with the danger close perk noob tubing everything in sight!

Free Candy! Creepy No Window Van! NIFT t-shirt

2010-10-10T21:37:46-05:00

As if the no window van with the two weird guys inside wasn't creepy enough. At least these guys marked the van "free candy" so nobody will get it mixed up with the other two creepy guys that run the "white van speaker scam". "Hey man we got these top of the line Pro Digital Audio Speakers for $89 bucks, you want a pair?"

Never Get Laid! Funny Video Game NIFT t-shirt

2010-10-10T21:34:42-05:00

You tell your girl (man)..."One more round of team death match on Modern Warfare and I promise I'm done for the night. I just have to get this guy back, all he's doing is camping with a RPD and heartbeat sensor and its making me mad!" 45 minutes later she's (he's) stomping off to the bedroom with the threat... "keep playing those games and you'll never get laid".

I'm so fly! NIFT t-shirt

2010-10-10T21:33:17-05:00

Sure you might be pretty fly, but you know what? You will never be more fly than an airplane. It just doesn't get anymore fly than that!