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The Night Before Christmas - Ninja Style!

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 14:25:00 +0000

Sticking with our Christmas/Ask a Ninja theme, we bring you the funniest, most ninjafied Christmas tale ever. A masterpiece!

A Very Ninja Christmas - Part 2

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 15:16:00 +0000

More ninjas, more paindeers, more zombies...zombie snowmen!

A Very Ninja Christmas - Part 1

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 14:08:00 +0000

Ninjas, paindeer and zombies, oh my. We return after a weeks hiatus with some Ninja Christmas action courtesy of Ask a Ninja and Dogtoons.

Ask a ninja. Question 2 - Santa

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 14:07:00 +0000

Ask a ninja, episode 2 tackles the hard hitting question: Do ninjas believe in Santa?

Hillbilly Ninja Training Video - Just give it a judy chop!

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 15:01:00 +0000

What is perhaps one of the funniest ninjavideo.com finds thus far, the hillbilly ninja will teach you the fine art of perfect judy and ninji chops. Thank you Diamond Dave!

Ninja Attacks Asimo Robot - A Ninjahappens.com original

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:59:00 +0000

Have you ever wondered why Asimo, a robot designed specifically to walk up stairs, flopped over so suddenly? The truth was hidden! This is the undoctored footage. A NinjaHappens.com original! Well, almost original.

Ninja Kill - The movie that makes you want to kill ninjas.

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:08:00 +0000

Greed and brutality rape a virgin land. Oookay. And 1980s, what's with the PINK ninjas? Seriously.

Ask A Ninja - Question 1

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 15:15:00 +0000

The very first Ask A Ninja episode. We'll be bringing you the occasional Ask A Ninja Episode from here on out!

Ninja Cats!

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:00:00 +0000

For those who love ninjas AND cats, this is your dream come true.

Join the Ninja Society!

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 14:56:00 +0000

It's tempting to send a dollar, but I'm not sure how old this is. But you have to wonder how many societies these guys ran, because rent on 5th Avenue isn't cheap!

Female Ninjas Groping Lacks Stealth

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:55:00 +0000

How many female ninjas does it take to violate a male ninja? Apparently eight. Four to keep watch and four to perform some kind of crotch grab. Seriously, did all four of them need a hand on his business to lift him up? Of course, its very likely he enjoys this. Then again, he is wearing a headband...

Ninja guilty of weapons charges, put on probation

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 14:03:00 +0000

A Rockport man who police say frequently dressed as a ninja was sentenced to probation after pleading guilty to a pair of weapons charges.

Nicholas P. Dragonas, 25, of 34 South St., Rockport, was sentenced to one year probation by Judge Joseph Jennings in Gloucester District Court yesterday after pleading guilty to charges of possession of a firearm without an firearms identification card and possession of chemical Mace without an firearms identification card. He was also ordered to pay a $50 fine after pleading guilty to illegal possession of fireworks charges.

Dragonas had charges of marijuana possession with intent to distribute and carrying a dangerous weapon dismissed at the request of the commonwealth.

Read the full article, here.

1. Ninja's don't get caught.
2. Ninja's don't smoke the happy plant.
3. Ninja's don't use guns or chemical mace.
4. Ninja's don't walk around in public dressed as ninjas!

Our verdict? NOT a ninja!!

Ninja Squirrel!

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 13:46:00 +0000

How can you tell when a squirrel was the pet of a master ninja? Actually, it's not that hard.

A REAL Ninja Fight?

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 13:26:00 +0000

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The makers of this video say they're sorry. I don't believe them, but they WILL be if a real ninja sees it, takes offense and then hunts them down. But what is absolutely priceless is that these guys used a safety mat when doing these amazingly dangerous stunts...on the grass. They even fail at the "ninja run"--small steps, bent posture, one arm straight out--which FYI, no real ninja would be caught dead doing. Enjoy.

Random Ninja Battle - Strange

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 14:28:00 +0000

I have no idea what to say about this. Seriously.

Ninjas - They're Everywhere

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 13:36:00 +0000

What people misunderstand about this poster is who the ninja is. It's not the guy sneaking a drink. He was caught in the act. NOT a ninja. The real ninja is the girl, who laced her drink with poison. The guy stealing a drink was her target.

Ninja Bag - Wrack Up the Body Count!

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 13:27:00 +0000

Sorry, you will need the <a href="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer/" target="_blank">Flash Player</a> to play this game.
I don't know what the little two legged dudes are, but its fun killing them. My only complaint is that their isn't more of a variety of things to slice and dice.

Fattest Ninja Ever

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:30:00 +0000

What's worse than being assassinated by a ninja? Being assassinated by this guy. If he gets the jump on you, you'd be better off just falling on your own sword. Seriously.

Ninja Assassin - Trailer

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 13:57:00 +0000

Ninja Assassin - the movie! Excited about this BUT 1. It sounds like they got Master Splinter to narrate and 2. The opening sequence with the young ninja boy with the shaved head looks like a serious rip-off of 300. That said, this looks like the first big budget ninja movie that COULD be really good in a non-campy way.

Ninja Melk

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 14:03:00 +0000

The epic, 25 minute ninja fun-fest from Youtube's #1 most subscribed to creator. Enjoy.

Urban Ninja ... 2!

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 13:27:00 +0000

At first I thought this was a pitiful homemade ninja movie, and then realized it was, indeed, supposed to be funny. And it is. My one complaint is that ninjas don't right like straight-arming football players.

Real training from a real ninja!

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 17:06:00 +0000

"Any time you can take down a whole entire body, it's good." Oookay.

Oh my, funniest Ninja commercial yet

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 13:40:00 +0000

Seriously, this is the first LOL ninja commercial we've found. Brilliant. What's it for? Can't remember. But we laughed.

Ninja Sudoku?

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 14:22:00 +0000

The Oregon State Lottery gets in on the ninja commercial action and manages to offend the intelligence of ninjas everywhere.

Nike embraces the ninja

noreply@blogger.com (Jeremy Robinson) — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 13:47:00 +0000

Kudos to Nike for using Ninjas, but were these real ninjas, we all know things would have ended differently—probably hard to put on sneakers with your hands removed!