Nobodys Listening - Clean Comedy Podcast

EP 202 – The Kiss

James — Sat, 27 Oct 2012 00:56:44 +0000

John’s got another story about kissing someone he should be kissing on… and the havoc which it wrought! Need excellent website hosting? Use what we use: BlueHost! Purchase the NLCast App for the iPhone or iPad. Opening Song: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Guitar Cover by Meltus Hosts: James Kennison & John Steinklauber Thanks to all of our sponsors! Sponsor your own episode [...]

EP 201 – Flipping The Cushion

James — Fri, 19 Oct 2012 05:08:43 +0000

This episode James tells about an unfortunate incident on a couch that necessitated he flip the cushion. Check out James’ guest-host spot on Westside of Mars Podcast for this week’s special Weekly Update! (note: as of posting the episode was not available for direct linking) Need excellent website hosting? Use what we use: BlueHost! Purchase the NLCast [...]

EP 200 – Jellybean

James — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 03:56:17 +0000

Join James and John as they celebrate 200 episodes of NLCast! We’re talking about Umbrella Ministries, mighty Corgi’s and more! Opening Song: It’s Raining Tacos – Parry Gripp Sponsors: Ana Silva, Tamara Sellek, Janusz Strzepek, Tammy Edwards, Westside of Mars Podcast, NeverShaveABear.com & Squeegi.com (Squeegi’s Facebook Page) Sponsor your own Episode! Hosts: James Kennison, John Steinklauber

EP 199 – Three Months

James — Wed, 26 Sep 2012 04:14:27 +0000

Welcome back every people! After an extended three month hiatus NLCast is back! Join James and John as they share updates from the past few months. Opening Song: The Fight – Krispy Kreme (mp3 download) Sponsors: Ana Silva, Tamara Sellek, Janusz Strzepek, Tammy Edwards, Westside of Mars Podcast, “Them That Live Below“, a Novel, Ben Dudden from dudworks.com & lowroadcomic.com. [...]

EP 198.5 – September Update

James — Fri, 14 Sep 2012 02:11:28 +0000

Just a little update for the peeps.

EP 198 – Debby

James — Wed, 27 Jun 2012 04:11:14 +0000

What can I say… It’s a show dominated by our own Weekly Updates! Plus your emailed stories. Opening Song: If My Wife Knew – James Kennison (mp3) Sponsors: Ana Silva, Westside of Mars Podcast Sponsor your own Episode! Hosts: James Kennison, John Steinklauber

EP 197 – Home Alone

James — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 03:28:52 +0000

It’s scary to be home alone when you’re used to a house full of people… and when you hear noises outside your bedroom window at 3am it’s even freaker! This week James tells of the night his worst nightmares came true. Sponsor: Try GotoMeeting with HD Faces Today Free for 30 Days! - Like GoToMeeting on Facebook and [...]

EP 196 – Fandangyou

James — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 04:55:04 +0000

James tells of his mis-adventures while trying to claim his tickets for the AMC Marvel Movie Marathon. Sponsor: Try GotoMeeting with HD Faces Today Free for 30 Days! Opening Song: The Zambonis – Hockey Monkey Hosts: James Kennison & John Steinklauber Thanks to all of our sponsors! Sponsor your own episode for only $5.

EP 195 – Cappuccino

James — Fri, 25 May 2012 02:40:12 +0000

K. Micheal Prince shares a sad story about a little boy at survival camp who really misses his doggy. Sponsor: Try GotoMeeting with HD Faces Today Free for 30 Days! Opening Song: In The 80′s Song – Rhett & Link Hosts: James Kennison, John Steinklauber & K. Michael Prince Thanks to all of our sponsors! Sponsor your [...]

EP 194 – Come At Me Bro

James — Wed, 09 May 2012 04:11:18 +0000

Theme show this week. We’re talking about pranks we’ve done on family members. Plus your email stories and comments. Opening Song: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Theme – Guitar Cover by Meltus Hosts: James Kennison, John Steinklauber & Michael Prince Thanks to all of our sponsors! Sponsor your own episode for only $5.

EP 193 – 32 States

James — Wed, 02 May 2012 03:37:57 +0000

Drew Covert from Westside of Mars Podcast joins James and K. Micheal for a calm, quiet evening of storytelling. Hosts: James Kennison, Mike Prince & Drew Covert Check out James’ other podcasts: Stuff I Wish I Could Say & Podcast Kid Thanks to all of our sponsors! Sponsor your own episode for only $5.

EP 192 – Exoskeleton Rainbow

James — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 03:32:27 +0000

Guest host Robert Harrington of It’s Just Us and The Touch Fan Cast joins NLCast this week and shares a story about a ill-fated road trip complete with Boss and locust attacks. Plus, James is a Broney and Jenna manipulates her Dad like a 10-sided die. Opening Song: Cat Licking A Hamster - Parry Gripp Hosts: James Kennison, Robert [...]

EP 191 – The Pleasure Cruise

James — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 05:27:51 +0000

This week James and John are joined by guest-host K Micheal Prince from the Super Secret Podcast for Young Husbands. We read your emails and tell your stories. Plus, James talks about three stupid kids on a well-loved Disney ride. Opening Song: Neon Pegasus by Parry Gripp Hosts: James Kennison, John Steinklauber, & Mike Prince Thanks to [...]

EP 190 – Onomatopoeia

James — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 04:45:08 +0000

James, John and Ethan return to update you on their lives and James’ emergency appendix removal. Opening Song: Clean The Fan by jaymegutierrez. Buy it on iTunes! Hosts: James Kennison, John Steinklauber, & Ethan Nicolle Have James Kennison come out and speak at your church, youth group, children’s church. James is now offering clean stand-up comedy, ministry, children’s ministry training and [...]

EP 189 – Wizz Waffle

James — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 04:32:06 +0000

Ethan Nicole shares a trio of his most embarrassing stories. Opening Song: ‘My First Hardcore Song’ by 8yr old Juliet Weekly Updates: John got a haircut. Ethan is having a documentary filmed. James is Getting Things Done (GTD). Featured Story: Ethan had a ball at camp, got inked in science class, and was the proud owner of a Wizz Waffle. [...]

EP 188 – The Mad Crapper

James — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 04:50:53 +0000

A random collection of stories, most of which are poo related. Enjoy! Opening Song: Talking Classics by Keith Apicary Weekly Updates: Ethan had some really weird dreaming going on, while John’s kid finally uses the potty for the first time. James has a thing for little girls’ hair and people’s moms. Your Stories: Our Aussie friend McGinnis [...]

EP 187 – Christmas Bee, Christmas Pee

James — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 06:00:14 +0000

James, John and Ethan talk about what they got for Christmas and share some great stories from Christmas past, present and future. Opening Song: I Farted on Santa’s Lap (suggested by The Raman Noodle). Weekly Updates: James is the ultimate spammer and the best Facebook friend you ever wished to have. John’s son wishes the world a [...]

EP 186 – Football Junk

James — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 12:55:38 +0000

John has had many wonderful adventures in his Flag Football career. Opening Song: “I Like Trains” by TomSka Weekly Updates: James is an LBB… and not a very good tooth fairy. John saw a very big guy at Stone Mountain. Ethan had more fun with his pet chinchilla after it died. E&Vmail: A diabetic with dodgy nerves impaled his [...]

EP 185 – Harvey’s Devil House

James — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 07:13:31 +0000

James tells the story of his first roommate and his fixation with an abandoned house. Opening Song: “Sumimasen” by Parry Gripp Weekly Updates: John – John’s son has an uncanny has a way with stating the obvious. Ethan – Had a Final Destination type experience. James – NLCast.com was hacked… by John. Listener Stories: Walter – told about a [...]

EP 184 – Fresh Hot Pizza

James — Wed, 30 Nov 2011 16:13:14 +0000

Ethan Nicolle tells a wonderful story of how he tempted members of a local gym with the promise of pizza. Opening Song: “The Angry Birds Theme” covered by Pomplamoose Weekly Updates: James wants you to listen to his update over at Geek Loves Nerd. John got a huge splinter and Ethan had a less than [...]

EP 183 – Moving Mommy

James — Wed, 16 Nov 2011 04:22:08 +0000

John shares several stories from his trip helping his Mom move out west. Plus, we’re joined by new co-host Ethan Nicolle! Opening Song: The GAG Quartet “Le Internet Medley” Weekly Updates: James talks about his troubles with an infected burn. John wonders why moving trucks don’t have rear-view mirrors. Ethan talks about chicken parts… even [...]

EP 182 – Zombie From Jesus

James — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 01:14:41 +0000

James and John recap Halloween and share their frightening tales of candy, scaring people, and toots… (grow up John)! We also listen to some great listener submitted stuff from YOU! Opening Song: This week’s ditty comes to us from the genius of Roomie for a nice cover of Jonathan Coulton‘s Still Alive Weekly Updates: James’ Jenna ponders [...]

EP 181 – The Bad Baker

James — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 02:19:25 +0000

James and John pull listener-submitted stories from the unread archives going back to October of 2009! Opening song: Gravy & Toast by show favorite STWPT Weekly Updates: James thinks out loud during a sermon… that HE’S delivering! And John’s Mother-in-law takes up AxeCop for some nighttime reading. This Week’s Stories: Salmonella Simona got a Close [...]

EP 180 – Bauer Hall Bomb

James — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 02:22:59 +0000

This week John shares an excellent story of a bathroom bomb he was forced to clean up in college. Opening Song: Reality Hits You Hard Bro! by the geniuses Schmoyoho Weekly Updates: We got some roach poo eatin, saddlebag bustin, junks punchin madness this week. The Featured Story: This week John shares an excellent story of a bathroom [...]

EP 179 – Dirty Secrets

James — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 02:25:45 +0000

James and John share some shamful deeds, ready your stories and give away a Minecraft account. Opening song – Harry Playing Harry Potter Weekly Updates: James got a dog that poops tree trunks, John got a ticket, and James Gets a bird… The Bird. This Week’s Stories: SeniorDoobie had fun going to Pen Island, Melanie found out [...]

EP 178 – ET Terror

James — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 02:44:45 +0000

James and John share your stories right out of the NLCast inbox and voicemail line. Opening Song: Pop Culture by Madeon This Weeks Stories: Micah (AKA Assin21) tell us how to get out of playing with 21 year old girls, Ned sent in a camping story on how he un-bucked a kids teeth by tripping [...]

EP 177 – Fish Room

James — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 04:05:37 +0000

James and John share your stories right out of the NLCast inbox and voicemail line. Send in your stories for a chance to win a free Minecraft account! Donate to NLCast today and join the community! Download the NLCast iPhone App or the NLCast Android App for weekly bonus content. Follow us on Twitter. Like [...]

EP 176 – Cookie Jerky

James — Thu, 18 Aug 2011 02:46:12 +0000

This week we bring you Nobody’s Listening “Unfiltered” where we’re reading your emailed stories right out of our show’s inbox. Send in your stories for a chance to win a free Minecraft account! Opening Song: In Search of Diamonds by Eric Fullerton Donate to NLCast today and join the community! Download the NLCast iPhone App [...]

EP 175 – Three Demon Horses

James — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 01:21:42 +0000

James tells a three stories this week. One story for each horse he’s ever ridden and the trama he suffered because of them. Opening Song: Songify This – Best NASCAR Prayer Ever Sponsor: GoToMeeting makes it easy to collaborate online with anyone anywhere. Try it Free! Donate to NLCast today and join the community! Download [...]

EP 174 – Summer Camp Stories

James — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 03:20:13 +0000

This week we’re doing a theme show. The theme? Summer Camp! Join James and John as they share the best and worst experiences with Summer Camp. Plus your stories too! Opening Song: Porcupine Eating A Carrot – Parry Gripp Sponsor: GoToMeeting makes it easy to collaborate online with anyone anywhere. Try it Free! Donate to [...]

EP 173 – Mark Malkoff, Celebrity

James — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 20:24:41 +0000

This week John and James have the honor of interviewing and laughing with Comedian and Viral Film Maker Mark Malkoff! Opening Song: Songify This – Can’t Hug Every Cat MarkMalkoff.com – Mark on Wikipedia – Mark’s Twitter Donate to NLCast today and join the community! Download the NLCast iPhone App or the NLCast Android App [...]

EP 172 – Ireland Tales

James — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 01:26:23 +0000

James takes the Featured Story segment this week after spending 10 wonderful days in Ireland. Opening Song: Body Spray by Parry Gripp Donate to NLCast today and join the community! Download the NLCast iPhone App or the NLCast Android App for weekly bonus content. Follow us on Twitter. Like us on Facebook! Call in: 209-5NLCast [...]

EP 171 – Buddy Said Rayford Eat Um

James — Tue, 21 Jun 2011 02:59:20 +0000

This week we’re going deep into the NLCast unread archives from 2009 and pulling out random stories that never saw the light of day. Opening Song “Our Kindergarten Teacher” – Kindergarten of Ch’ŏngam-guyŏk, Ch’ŏngjin-si, DPR Korea Donate to NLCast today and join the community! Download the NLCast iPhone App or the NLCast Android App for [...]

EP 170 – Homeschool Jewel

James — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 02:34:31 +0000

Today we are joined by newcomer Homeschool Jewel as she attempts to set the record straight about how James punked her via email. Opening Song: Dad Life by COTM Happy Father’s Day! Donate to NLCast today and join the community! Download the NLCast iPhone App or the NLCast Android App for weekly bonus content. Follow [...]

EP 169 – I Met Jesus At The Waterpark

James — Tue, 31 May 2011 23:04:10 +0000

James and John share what’s been running through their Netflix queue. Hint: It ain’t Twilight. Opening Song: The TV Theme Medley (FreddeGredde) Sponsor: GoToMeeting makes it easy to collaborate online with anyone anywhere. Try it free. Donate to NLCast today and join the community! Download the NLCast iPhone App or the NLCast Android App for [...]

EP 168 – Voicemail Hail

James — Tue, 24 May 2011 23:33:36 +0000

John and James picking through your voicemails and the mess the Google Voice makes of them when it tries to transcribe them. Let’s hope they never perfect it. Did I mention there is a Recap Song at the end? Opening Song: Tunak Tunak Tun by Daler Mehndi Sponsor: GoToMeeting makes it easy to collaborate online [...]

EP 167 – Bad Guy Earth

James — Tue, 17 May 2011 23:57:19 +0000

This week James and John are joined by Ethan Nichole, the co-creator and Artist of Axe Cop, to review and riff on the new Dark Horse release, Bad Guy Earth! It’s an extra long episode so hold on tight! This thing is full of Bad Guy Earth spoilers as well… just a warning. Sponsor: GoToMeeting [...]

EP 166 – Punching A Dopey

James — Tue, 03 May 2011 02:46:31 +0000

It’s an all Geek Music episode! Plus your stories. Nu Thang Opening Song – Star Trek Girl by meekakitty James shares a story about two 4 year old boys and a port-a-crib from 1974. John gets a golden tooth and visits Disney World. Windows Music Remix Lego Imperial March Heavy Metal Version See You On [...]

EP 165 – Hangy Downy

James — Tue, 19 Apr 2011 02:32:53 +0000

James and John tell stories that come to mind from randomly generated words. These words actually: cigarette, feature, gate, shopping, pure, restrictive, frilly, heartbreaking. Opening Song – The Aggressive Bee by MCMrNapkins (thanks Cucch!) James’s 3 year old son uses his new ability to speak to support his Dad’s teasing of his older sister. John’s [...]

EP 164 – Bowels of Mercy

James — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 02:43:24 +0000

James and John are joined by Jennifer Kennison, co-host of Explicit Answers as they reach into the bowels of the NLCast Unread Email Archive from 2009 for your entertainment. Opening Song: Gravy and Toast by SongsToWearPantsTo (thanks John!) James schools a haughty middle school kid. John’s friend’s child spreads rumors about child abuse from his [...]

EP 163 – Red Ring of Death

James — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 01:51:26 +0000

James and John talk mostly about movies they’ve seen recently on Netflix streaming. Plus your stories! Opening Song: Mario Theme Song A Capella – Jimmy Opening Song 2: Ching Chong – Jimmy – thanks GrumpyOldMan James misunderstood the intentions of a local Metal Detector Guy John’s Likeness was featured in Axe Cop and he finished [...]

EP 162 – The Brown Slurpee

James — Mon, 21 Mar 2011 10:00:36 +0000

James and John talk at length about why there hasn’t been a show for the past two weeks. It involves a 7-Eleven, a broken Slurpee machine, a young assistant manager and a sick daughter. Be amazed! Opening Song – Friday by Rebecca Black Opening Song 2 – Superman by Norazo James’ wife cleaned the bathroom [...]

EP 161 – Man Bacons

James — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 03:43:57 +0000

James and John update you on their week and answer listener submitted questions. Hilarious stories sprinkled throughout. Opening Song: The Golden Age of Video – By Ricardo Autobahn James tells of how he teases his daughter because of her fear of E.T. James’ annual report video is outdone by a co-worker who can write backwards. [...]

EP 160 – Bean Bag Bat

James — Tue, 22 Feb 2011 03:35:35 +0000

James and John share your hilarious clean comedy real life stories and a few of their own: Opening Song: Space Unicorn by Parry Gripp James talks about a guy he’s sure is stalking him through Target. John’s son shares God’s first name… Howard. Make sure you’re visiting You’re Mocking Me Aren’t You every day. Nobody’s [...]

EP 159 – Chip & Dale

James — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 04:53:31 +0000

James and John share geeky links and funny love stories from our listeners. This episode’s bonus content: Retro NLCast Promo Song Acapella. Want bonus content? Get the NLCast App! Sponsored by: DrawYouAPicture.com Join the NLCast Community Forums and get to know other listeners. Opening Song: Zombie Ninjas by SongsToWearPantsTo James tried to throw away his [...]

EP 158 – System Error

James — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 02:59:53 +0000

James, John and Erik Fisher (from Wellness Break Radio) tell stories that come to mind from a random word generator plus your stories and comments. Opening Song: Yub Numb – Parry Gripp James’s daughter thinks her brother is a Stunt Man. John’s car died in an Ikea parking lot. Erik crashed his car into a [...]

EP 157 – The Axeiversary

James — Tue, 01 Feb 2011 05:51:41 +0000

James and John reboot NLCast by sharing funny stories about their trip to California to meet the creators of Axe Cop. Opening Song: Baby Monkey Riding on a Pig – Parry Gripp James is trying to teach his son to poop in the potty. John’s son used a fart as an exclamation mark. LA Axe [...]

EP 156 – Nobody’s Listening

James — Tue, 10 Aug 2010 04:06:46 +0000

It’s our last show ever!!! NOOOO!!!!

EP 155 – The Sagging Stick

James — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 02:48:52 +0000

James, Trevor and John tell your stories and mock Aaron Neville. Sponsor: Solve technical issues faster with GoToAssist Express. Try it FREE for 30 days.

EP 154 – Sweetpea

James — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 03:03:27 +0000

James, Trevor and John read your stories!. Sponsor: Solve technical issues faster with GoToAssist Express. Try it FREE for 30 days.

EP 153 – Just Keep Swimming

James — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 05:56:51 +0000

It’s our wedding theme show. It’s also our 1st of our last 4 shows!

EP 152 – It’s Not Water

James — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 04:59:01 +0000

Ethan Nicolle, co-creator and artist of the amazing webcomic Axe Cop shares a story of a childhood watergun fight. Pickup the NLCast iTunes app for the photo of John’s son in a dress. Ethan Nicolle is guest hosting. Opening story about some green cheese cubes. Ethan’s mom ate half a caterpillar. James had one in [...]

EP 151 – The Warmth

James — Tue, 25 May 2010 06:02:49 +0000

Mike from TMIPodcast.com shares a story of an event in the night that never should have happened. Everything in this show is like LOST Opening story is from a guy who screws up his friend’s dream date James hated Star Wars Weekends John’s son bought some great music Mike valet parks his mini-van 30 folks [...]

EP 150 – I Touched Ginga

James — Wed, 19 May 2010 02:54:17 +0000

James’ sister Aimee comes back for a very special milestone episode. She basically just tells lots of crap about her older brother. My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-c3a4eaad2b53e0e89e051f0f6ae8a0a9}

EP 149 – Nice Boxers

James — Tue, 11 May 2010 04:05:03 +0000

Erik J. Fisher of WBR Show fame joins NLCast for the 3rd time and talks about getting walked in on while changing.

EP 148 – Cat Crap Trap

James — Tue, 04 May 2010 03:21:11 +0000

John shares a couple stores stories expressing his extreme fondness for cats. Spawty.com – Shop for NFL, NHL, MLB, NBA & College team gifts for you, your baby & your pet. A great selection of novelties, apparel & more for your favorite team – and even better prices! Plus, funny photos of your pets & [...]

EP 147 – Probably Shouldn’t Share This

James — Tue, 27 Apr 2010 03:55:05 +0000

It’s a theme show. The theme? “I probably shouldn’t share this, but…” It’s full of awesome Check out our new podcast: CHOP! – The Axe Cop Fancast ZLDesignStudio.com – Your place for printable photo cards, handmade floral hair accessories, original photo mats, hand-etched gel candles and other unique treasures. Make a purchase on Sunday, May [...]

EP 146 – An Equal Opportunist

James — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 05:41:23 +0000

The most random show to date. This is the one we talk about race.

EP 145 – Mom Mayhem

James — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 04:35:30 +0000

James finally tells a whole mess of the Mom stories he's been hinting at over the years.

EP 144 – Tiger Tongue

James — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 04:02:43 +0000

John shares an excellent story of a french kiss gone horribly wrong. Listen to Podcast Kid – the new NLCast Network podcast for kids ages 3-8!

EP 143 – Apology Theme Show

James — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 07:03:29 +0000

It's a theme show full of apologies. James, Trevor and John take turns apologizing for hilariously terrible things they've done.

EP 142 – Broke Ya

James — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 23:20:33 +0000

Trevor tells of a time he broke his wrist. James provides the comedy relief.

EP 141 – Recap Show 3

James — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:00:03 +0000

The best stories, updates and contributions from the past 20 shows or so. Enjoy it like a kick in the jounk!

EP 140 – Sleepover Reject

James — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 06:30:38 +0000

James and John attempt to clear out the e and vmail backlog featuring your stories and comments!

EP 139 – John The Fainter

James — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 08:28:35 +0000

John is a fainter. He faints. He tells stories of times he’s fainted. It’s funny. Check out Waste of Airspace. Check out our new iTunes App!

EP 138 – Valentine’s From Dudes

James — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 05:12:59 +0000

It's a Valentine's Day theme show! Only the most embarrassing and/or heartless Valentine's stories we could scrape up from our miserable lives... and yours!

EP 137 – Tooth Fairy Fail

James — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 04:50:48 +0000

James tells of a woman of conviction who throws it all away to help a little girl believe a lie... and screws it all up.

EP 136 – Fish Cloverfield

James — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 07:06:35 +0000

Trevor shares an amazing story where his daughter goes Cloverfield on the family fish tank.

EP 135 – Bike Wrecks

James — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 07:06:45 +0000

James, Trevor and John swap stories about bike accidents and having the wind knocked out of them. Plus your stories via email and voice mail.

EP 134 – Lightning Streaks

James — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 06:36:03 +0000

Erik Fisher, host of WBR Show, joins the NLCast guys to share a great camp shower story where nothing goes the way it should.

EP 133 – Student Police

James — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 04:40:09 +0000

Trevor tells of a time he tried to use his authority to stop a gang of large kids from smoking in the bathroom.

EP 132 – The Apology

James — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 06:27:18 +0000

James goes off on a Walmart employee and faces the consequences.

EP 131 – The Long Way Home

James — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 06:07:55 +0000

John tells of a time that a teenage James played a stupid joke on his mother as she gave him a ride home. James feels stupid to this day about it.

EP 130 – Fireside Chat

James — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 05:06:21 +0000

It's our 2009 Christmas Show! We talk about Santa and our Christmas memories.

EP 129 – Narthex

James — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 05:16:03 +0000

The narthex of a church is the entrance or lobby area. Why is that funny? Get your participant code and you'll find out!

EP 128 – Ceiling Butter

James — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 06:33:09 +0000

John shares a story that could (should) become America's newest Thanksgiving tradition.

EP 127 – NLCast Uncut

James — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 06:16:57 +0000

James is all settled in Florida so it’s time for an E n Vmail show. GoToMyPC: As secure as online banking. Try it FREE for 30 days.

EP 126 – Birthday Phone Call

James — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:38:01 +0000

John takes a phone call during a very important event.

EP 125 – The Dessert

James — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 05:55:20 +0000

James tells of a time a nerd kid hit on his future wife.

EP 124 – Bumper Stick

James — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 06:30:38 +0000

James, Trevor and John read and respond to listener email and voicemail.

EP 123 – Nameplate Hate

James — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 05:49:33 +0000

After Trevor tells a story of stealing nameplates in High School, he decides that he wasn't a great kid after all.

EP 122 – The Doomed Pets

James — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 06:35:13 +0000

Guest host Jennifer of Geek Loves Nerd crashes the party to share a series of stories of the Kennison's pets... all of whom have met with a tragic end.

EP 121 – John’s Stalker

James — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 04:28:57 +0000

John's ex-girlfriend found us. OMG.

EP 120 – The Clown Letdown

James — Wed, 02 Sep 2009 05:01:57 +0000

John shares a great story about a long-distance relationship that ended in the worst way possible.

EP 119 – The Breakup Show

James — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 07:50:31 +0000

Breakup with Skype is more like it! In spite of the many Skype issues... we manage to share some pretty funny and embarrassing breakup stories and a surprise guest host!

EP 118 – All Plants Go To Heaven

James — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 13:40:39 +0000

It's an e-n-v-mail show with tons of info about male powdering, the eternal destination of plants, and John's disturbing reviews of District 9.

EP 117 – Hot Beach

James — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 06:07:24 +0000

John tells of a secret crush he had on his first grade teacher.

EP 116 – The Can

James — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 05:40:02 +0000

James tells of a time he buried a trash can full of dog poo in his backyard.

EP 115 – Kilt Guilt

James — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 15:54:45 +0000

Trevor’s wife guest-hosts and shares a story about getting busted while checking what her husband had on under his kilt. Try GotoMyPC free for 30 days! For this special offer, visit www.gotomypc.com/podcast

EP 114 – Man Wife

James — Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:18:38 +0000

Get ready for a hilariously random show with random stories, random listener submitted emails and voicemails. Plus a special opening song by Rockstar Paul! Try GotoMeeting free for 30 days! For this special offer, visit www.gotomeeting.com/podcasts

EP 113 – Pollyanna Is Hot

James — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 05:00:14 +0000

Again, it's listener Email and Voicemail... and for some reason John thinks a young Hayley Mills is a hottie.

EP 112 – Deer Deer

James — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 07:04:13 +0000

This week it’s all about you cause it’s an all E-n-V-mail show peeps! Check out Geek is Chic Podcast and chicken pop pod! Try GotoMeeting free for 30 days! For this special offer, visit www.gotomeeting.com/podcasts

EP 111 – The Item of Ill Intention

James — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 06:04:35 +0000

Trevor takes the wheel, and his sweet time, telling a great story of his teenaged attempt at siphoning gas. Try GotoMeeting free for 30 days! For this special offer, visit www.gotomeeting.com/podcasts.

EP 110 – The Flaming Marshmallow

James — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 07:45:03 +0000

James tells the story of how he received 3rd degree burns on his face from a marshmallow. Try GotoMeeting free for 30 days! For this special offer, visit www.gotomeeting.com/podcasts

EP 109 – Back Fire

James — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 07:30:20 +0000

It’s a theme show. A theme show about fire. So the show’s theme is fire themed. James, Trevor and John ‘put out’ their best fire-related stories… and yours as well! Try GotoMeeting free for 30 days! For this special offer, visit www.gotomeeting.com/podcasts Check out WBR Podcast and Chicken Pop Pod.

EP 108 – Pyro Boy

James — Thu, 28 May 2009 17:31:01 +0000

This week John tells a couple of stories about playing with fire.Also featuring some of the best listener submitted stories of all time. Try GotoMeeting free for 30 days! For this special offer, visit www.gotomeeting.com/podcasts

EP 107 – Wookie Cushion

James — Tue, 19 May 2009 22:35:17 +0000

It’s an all e-n-vmail show. Fluffy bees, wookie cushions, forgotten visitors, root canals, lazy McDonald’s employees, ninja bikers and more! Try GotoMeeting free for 30 days! For this special offer, visit www.gotomeeting.com/podcasts

EP 106 – Elevator Action

James — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 00:37:51 +0000

This week we’re joined by our new guest-host John, but Trevor gets the featured story this week… and it’s a doozy. Try GotoMeeting free for 30 days! For this special offer, visit www.gotomeeting.com/podcast Check out our new Frappr Map. Visit DrawYouAPicture.com to see larger versions of our new caricatures. Visit CleanCasts.com the all-new clean podcast [...]

EP 105 – Recap 2: Inside Jokes

James — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 06:30:24 +0000

It’s the second in a two-part recap series! This week focuses on the inside jokes of the show: Broke Ya, “I have news for you!”, “Let’s Just Say”, Lucy, and more! Try GotoMeeting free for 30 days! For this special offer, visit www.gotomeeting.com/podcasts

EP 104 – The Recap Show

James — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 07:34:40 +0000

A mashup of stories, updates and recap songs from the first eight episodes of Nobody’s Listening. Huge props to Logan for the mashup at the end and Mike for the “News for You” mashup at the opening. Try GotoMeeting free for 30 days! For this special offer, visit www.gotomeeting.com/podcasts

EP 103 – A Mighty Wind

James — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 07:30:21 +0000

Guest-host John tells of a time he added his own fire to the Sunday sermon. Special thanks to Daniel B. for the mashup! Try GotoMeeting free for 30 days! For this special offer, visit gotomeeting.com/podcast Check out CleanCasts.com for more clean podcast goodness!

EP 102 – Tickey The Ratmouse

James — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 05:46:06 +0000

Trevor gets pwnd by his 2 year old daughter. James is driven mad by a ticking noise in his basement. Someone mentions Tom Selleck. Try GotoMeeting free for 30 days! For this special offer, visit www.gotomeeting.com/podcasts

EP 101 – The Giant Meatball

James — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 06:45:23 +0000

Trevor tells a couple of stories about working for a giant meatball where people push buttons all day. James talks about blowing bubbles in chocolate milk and putting rings on things he likes. Then they read your stories and make fun of middle schoolers. Another typical show really. Try GotoMeeting free for 30 days! For [...]

EP 100 – The One I Won

James — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 05:18:22 +0000

It’s our 100th show! Hallelu-jah! James tells a series of stories about the fights he’s lost over the years and the one fight he won, but never fought! Try GotoMeeting free for 30 days! For this special offer, visit www.gotomeeting.com/podcasts

EP 99 – Rock-n-Roll Granny

James — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 04:18:03 +0000

A rock-n-roll granny. Carelessness with an air can. Slushy explosions. Jelly communion. A ton of Middle School Drama. Enjoy! Next week is show 100! Send us your audio! Everyone to gets something played or read on the show gets a free NLCast sticker! Try GotoMeeting free for 30 days! For this special offer, visit www.gotomeeting.com/podcasts

EP 98 – The Deep Country

James — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 07:44:40 +0000

Never bury 126 pounds of dead animals in one spot. Never trust a man giving rides on his horse on your street. Just a few of the valuable life lessons you’ll learn in this week’s fact-packed episode. Try GotoMeeting free for 30 days! For this special offer, visit www.gotomeeting.com/podcasts

EP 97 – Wenus To The Jaw

James — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 05:13:38 +0000

It's a random show full of listener stories via email and voice mail. James blames his concussion on firefighters and Trevor hates on Canadian airlines.

EP 96 – Shawn Abuse

James — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 05:29:54 +0000

Trevor tells a couple of stories from High School about a poor soul named Shawn who could be talked into doing just about anything.

EP 95 – Middle School Drama

James — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 06:39:36 +0000

This week we're doing a total Middle School story blowout. We've got biting, mouth punching, fire alarm pulling, soccer ball smashing, white pants wearing fun for everyone!

EP 94 – The Black Jet

James — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 05:28:42 +0000

This week James tells the super-secret story of The Black Jet. Plus your stories!

EP 93 – The Auger Owner

James — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 05:38:00 +0000

This show is in honor of the late Greg Hawley. We've got IEDs, Lego Batman, Flamin' Emos, new sub-cultures, a-hats and more.

EP 92 – Elementary Horror

James — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 06:09:45 +0000

We have ingrown beards, disappearing babies, lonely grandmas, tie-died terror, corporal punishment and more!

EP 91 – Tough Shed

James — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 16:34:36 +0000

We've got Christmas presents, box stores, old ladies and automatic doors, punching preschoolers, in-game marriage, life in a canyon, sketch books and more!

EP 90 – The Christmas Surprise

James — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 06:23:46 +0000

James tells a story of a Christmas surprise gone wrong. Plus peeing truckers, blond guitar heroes, bathroom praying, drug busts and more.

EP 89 – She-Mullet

James — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 05:22:00 +0000

Fan sung theme songs, stupid sledding, Canadian culture, "Hannaka", she-mullets, dirty gum, spit soda and more!

EP 88 – The Ink Drink

James — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:24:26 +0000

This week it's genius 3 year olds, Haitian dares, angry ticket tearers, library beggers, sneezing hairdressers and more!

EP 87 – The White Wolf

James — Thu, 04 Dec 2008 05:02:03 +0000

Black Friday shopping, Risk playing, horse tripping, deaf jogger talking goodness. Plus your email and voicemails!

EP 86 – Chrome Toilet Brush

James — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 05:56:53 +0000

James has a problem with chrome toilet brushes. Trevor speaks to his daughter through a mysterious stuffed animal named "Shadow".

EP 85 – The Tail Sheath

James — Wed, 05 Nov 2008 05:22:23 +0000

Christopher from Chicken Pop Pod podcast shares an amazing and hilarious story about a weekend a

EP 84 – The President’s Hole

James — Wed, 29 Oct 2008 04:54:03 +0000

This week James is joined by podcaster Graece from AllThingsAzeroth.com and Trevor, from Canada. It's our annual Halloween theme show!

EP 83 – Rattface Returns

James — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 05:02:34 +0000

It's everyone's favorite Canadian, Trevor! He's back telling more stories from his High School days. Plus your hilarious emails and voice mails!

EP 82 – Hair Grease

James — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 05:18:32 +0000

Guest-host Joey Day of JDAZE Podcast shares two stories from his High School days working in Fast Food.

EP 81 – Opossoum Butt

James — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 05:19:58 +0000

All the things you expect from the GOK (Gospel of Kennison) plus your calls taken live! My favorite show to date.

EP 80 – The Rodent Show

James — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 05:05:50 +0000

This week it's all about rats, mice, opossums, roaches, critters and creatures.

EP 79 – Disney Drama II

James — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 05:31:39 +0000

My wonderful wife Jennifer joins me as we talk trash about the more annoying for us (but funny for you) moments from our recent trip to Disney World in Orlando, Florida. Thanks to our sponsors, contributors, ustreamers and you! Visit DrawYouAPicture.com! Help me pay for new windows in my home!

EP 78 – The Best Birthday Ever

James — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 06:11:12 +0000

James explains why he hates surprises. He’s joined by guest-host Stephen. Thanks to our sponsors, contributors and those we picked on this episode!

EP 77 – The Callback

James — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:49:18 +0000

Mike James from News Cast Live shares a story about a relationship that was doomed before it started. This show has more stories packed into it than I can count! Thanks for all of you who contributed to this episode!

EP 76 – You’re In Sample

James — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 06:26:46 +0000

It’s been to long! This week we’re joined by guest-host Thomas for a second third go round… it seems that pee-pee is the theme of this show. Thanks to this week’s sponsors, contributors and listeners! Help David get to Ireland! Donate Today! Visit DrawYouAPicture.com

EP 75 – The Berserker

James — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 03:59:59 +0000

James tells of a time he goes berserk on a Jr. High School bully. Thanks to our sponsors DrawYouAPicture.com, Knitnmom, Koreo and all of our contributors. Sponsor a show of your own!

EP 74 – Big Red

James — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 04:45:49 +0000

There was once a paddle that instilled fear in the hearts of Kennison children everywhere… that paddle had a name… Big Red. Thanks to our sponsors DrawYouAPicture.com, Knitnmom, Rebecka and all of our contributors. Sponsor a show of your own!

EP 73 – Artie the Aardvark

James — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 17:39:42 +0000

We’re back after a two week absence (due to kids camp). This week it’s a story about how someone interrupted a children’s church service with an unexpected full-body puppet character… Artie the Aardvark. Plus your emails and voicemails. Thanks to our sponsors DrawYouAPicture.com, Marbles, Rebecka and all of our contributors. Sponsor a show of your [...]

EP 72 – The Crossover Show

James — Sun, 29 Jun 2008 05:15:54 +0000

Nobody’s Listening is blended with Geek Loves Nerd with just a dash of the Dunder. You’ll enjoy it… but no promises. James is offended by a paint vendor. David has issues with old people. Jenn drives a Dodge Dart. The baby talks in the background for the whole show. We have a contest to win [...]

EP 71 – The Tongue Piercing

James — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 05:41:46 +0000

James is greeted warmly by a restaurant Manager. David grinds through his long forgotten tongue piercing. Thanks to our sponsor RiverNet, DrawYouAPicture.com, Koreo, Rebecka and all of our contributors.

EP 70 – Two Year Heist

James — Sat, 07 Jun 2008 10:54:54 +0000

James demeans an Hispanic by accident. David meets a little JoJo. James robs a small-town grocery store blind. Good clean comedy… without all that darned morality! Thanks to our sponsor RiverNet, DrawYouAPicture.com, Koreo, Rachel and all of our contributors.

EP 69 – The Rocks

James — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 04:49:12 +0000

James talks about his vasectomy. David tells about a TBN gift. It’s a laid back episode this week. James isn’t feeling well and David is worn out from cutting James’ grass. Thanks to our sponsor RiverNet, DrawYouAPicture.com, aawbaby, Koreo and all of the contributors who make this show possible!

EP 68 – The Salty Toe

James — Sat, 24 May 2008 06:32:47 +0000

Listener stories and voicemails with Kennison Kommentary. Who could ask for anything more Gratz to Darrell for winning the $15 iTunes gift card. Thanks to our sponsor RiverNet, Scott, Jenn and all of the contributors who make this show possible!

EP 67 – The Death of JoJo

James — Tue, 06 May 2008 06:46:39 +0000

Many are familiar with James’ offbeat character, JoJo The Christian Clown… but do you know how he died? Check out JoJo’s podcast. Check out JoJo’s cartoon. See the original JoJo. Call me directly this week: (816) 298-0823 Visit our sponsor: DrawYouAPicture.com!

EP 66 – The Seizing Sumo

James — Wed, 30 Apr 2008 04:22:39 +0000

David takes control of things (for a while) and tells us about his most embarrassing moment. Check out Rotten Fruitcakes, NLCast’s new favorite podcast! Special thanks to our sponsors: RiverNet. Why not sponsor an episode yourself for just $5.

EP 65 – God’s Intercom

James — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:57:13 +0000

James tells of a less than supernatural experience created for his Mother with an intercom system. Congratulations to Curt for winning my 60 day WOW game card, our first real contest ever! Special thanks to our sponsors: RiverNet and DofN. Why not sponsor an episode yourself for just $5.

EP 64 – The Love Note

James — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 04:08:39 +0000

Joey D brings us a story of forbidden love and the extreme amounts of drama it can produce. Listen and find out how you can win a free 60 day pre-paid Word of Warcraft game card! We’re trying out a new format. Let us know what you think! Check out the DYAP Project! Visit RiverNet [...]

EP 63 – The Barbie Song

James — Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:21:37 +0000

Nick, also known as The Killer Salsa Boy, joins us this week and shares with us a time when James made him cry with a Barbie song. We’re selling T-Shirts! Get one for only $15 (includes shipping)! Visit our sponsor: RiverNet Participate in the Draw You A Picture Project!

EP 62 – Computer Show

James — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:50:20 +0000

Enjoy a series of stories about the heart wrenching but funny stories that come from living with computers. Thanks for all your input! We’re selling T-Shirts! Get one for only $15 (includes shipping)! Visit our sponsor: RiverNet

EP 61 – The Training Video

James — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:23:13 +0000

James shares one of the most embarrassing moments of his adult life. Plus your awesome stories and more! We’re selling T-Shirts! Get one for only $15 (includes shipping)!

EP 60 – The Real McCoy

James — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:22:22 +0000

We’ve got guest-host Caleb aka TheRealMcCoy join us to share some summer camp scare stories. Plus your emails and voice mails!

EP 59 – The 74 Lincoln

James — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 07:26:36 +0000

David tells about trying to drive an ancient luxury car without his Mother’s permission. Thanks Lauren for sponsoring Episode 59! Gratz to Kristen for her button winning story! If you’d like to see a picture of the Lincoln and David together as friends, check this!

EP 58 – The Lock Scammer

James — Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:38:26 +0000

James tells someone else’s story about a locksmith scammer. Thanks DofN for sponsoring Episode 58… and for trying to get David paid! Gratz to Bob Jones for his button winning story! Thanks to those who joined us last-minute in our live chat room, all our faithful listeners worldwide, or sponsors, forum peeps and a big [...]

EP 57 – The DIAL Program

James — Thu, 28 Feb 2008 06:24:16 +0000

Rockstar Paul and Salsa Boy’s Dad tells of yet another way to torture your own children. With special guest-host, JoJo The Christian Clown. Thanks Kathy W. for sponsoring Episode 57!

EP 56 – Dracula

James — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 07:27:40 +0000

David and I read and respond to your emails and voice mails… hilarity ensues. Thanks SamyxCracker for sponsoring Episode 56!

Episode 55 – San Quentin

James — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 07:06:17 +0000

David and I recount the past week spent refurbishing my new home. You can see photos of our progress here on my Flickr. Thanks Marbles2x2 for sponsoring Episode 55!

EP 54 – The WOW Attack

James — Thu, 31 Jan 2008 17:24:15 +0000

Michael, formerly of The Weekly Murloc, tells a story of a time he rigged his boss’s computer with some WOW media and the havoc it hath wrought.

EP 53 – Insults and Injury

James — Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:53:45 +0000

Kim and Rachel from Girls Night In Podcast and Sims 2 Challenges Podcast respectively (and collectively) join us and share a couple of stories guaranteed to make you cringe!

EP 52 – Aww Baby!

James — Tue, 15 Jan 2008 01:00:57 +0000

Alana (stalkerz!) aka awwbaby0129 joins us from the forums and RealLife™ telling us some of the most embarrassing moments in her life. Thanks to Alana’s mom for sponsoring this episode.

EP 51 – Chicken Tree

James — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:29:57 +0000

Trevor tells us a couple of stories from his not-so-sober days in the Canadian Navy. Yes… they have one of those.

EP 50 – The Finger Lie

James — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 01:28:03 +0000

Episode 50! One year anniversary! Woot! David and James share about the time David’s finger was nearly removed from the rest of his hand by an axe. Music Played: Turn It Up! by Brother Love. Get the NLCast Anniversary wallpaper!

EP 49 – The Best Christmas Ever

James — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 01:36:30 +0000

James and bro-in-law Anthony recount the tale of James’ best Christmas ever. Bah, humbug! Have a Merry Christmas everyone! And if you don’t celebrate Christmas… sleep in! I assume you still get the day off. We’ve got just one week till our 50th Episode and our 1 Year Anniversary! Woot! Remember the contest we’re running. [...]

EP 48 – Loose Mousse

James — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 02:32:03 +0000

Drew from Hardcorechristiangamer.com fixes his hair up good.

EP 47 – Spider Senseless

James — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 04:14:59 +0000

Are spiders necessary? Some would argue, yes. Are giant spiders necessary? NO! Special thanks to the sponsor of episode 47, DofN!

EP 46 – Auzzie Jeff

James — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 03:48:19 +0000

Jeff of PodHammer Podcast joins us from the land down under where they don’t have Outback Steakhouses. Enter to win a custom drawn, poster-sized Nobody character! Check out Jeff’s War Hammer podcast: Podhammer.net

EP 45 – Mack Attack

James — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:07:19 +0000

Special guest-host Lauren shares a couple of stories about High School drama. Our 50th episode is coming up!! We have a contest and we want to know what your favorite episodes are. Episode 45 was sponsored by Monkey in the Middle, a great podcast for Children’s Ministers. Check it out at Heymonkey.blogspot.com or in iTunes. [...]

EP 44 – Len Wind

James — Tue, 20 Nov 2007 05:49:48 +0000

This week we welcome Len Peralta from Jawbone Radio (jawboneradio.com). He shares a touching story about fatherhood and gas. Episode 44 was sponsored by Koreo. Thanks man! You can sponsor an episode too! The transition to ustream.tv hasn’t gone as planned. Stay tuned for more info! Remember to check out my new podcast: Geek Loves [...]

EP 43 – Hatchet Man

James — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:50:54 +0000

Dave from CMMonthly.com joins us and shares a few stories, at least two of which involve hatchets. You can call in your story LIVE during the show every Monday at 5:30pm Central. Sponsor an episode for only $5. Get your own Nobody character at drawyouapicture.com Listen to James and Jenn’s new couple’s cast – Geek [...]

EP42 – Shooting and Stabbing

James — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 04:25:16 +0000

David’s here! What more do I need to say? Okay, well, he talks about getting shot and stabbed. How’s that? We also read a TON of listener emails and stories. So if you’ve been waiting to hear yours, this is your show! The Geek Media is raising money for Child’s Play. Every $5 dollars you [...]

EP 41 – Halloween Show

James — Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:26:55 +0000

Can spooky stories be funny? Heck yea! Especially when James and his wife are sharing the stories! Check it out! Huge thanks to all of you who contributed last minute voicemails and emails. It was actually a bit overwhelming! We added a couple of promos to the end of the show this week. Make sure [...]

EP 40 – eBeg

James — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 06:28:09 +0000

Eric and Rob from We’re Both Right share stories of the inner-office classifieds they both love to hate. Check out We’re Both Right Podcast at www.bothright.com! Visit DrawYouAPicture.com for customizable art! Email me if you’d like to discuss other art projects including logos, sketches or whatever! Other podcasts mentioned: Maniacal Rage Podcast ExtraLife Radio The [...]

EP 39 – Fear Factor

James — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 07:16:08 +0000

Apparently fear is a factor for Menuet, host of TheX Podcast and our guest-host for this episode. Listen as she shares her fear of stages and spiders. Check out TheX Podcast! Check out our new forums! Call us on our new number! (209)5NLCast

EP 38 – Disney Drama

James — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 05:42:27 +0000

James shares a series of stories from the family’s annual trip to the Magic Kingdom in Florida. We mentioned my new art project: drawyouapicture.com – check it out! You should also go check out The Geek Media… cause you should.

EP 37 – Israel Underground

James — Mon, 01 Oct 2007 14:44:26 +0000

Kevin Brown from Royal Priesthood shares several stories that revolve around scaring the mess out of others on a trip to Israel.

EP 36 – Binaca Mace

James — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 03:59:47 +0000

Guest-Host Tom (treusch from the forums) does an awesome job helping us to learn the difference between breath and pepper spray. Thanks to everyone who was on Stickam with us tonight! Hope you enjoy your gifts! Make sure you all check for a brand new episode of The Weekly Murloc! They’re back!

EP 35 – Secret Sobriety

James — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:27:11 +0000

This week we’ve got Josh and Dago from Secret Sobriety guest-hosting. You’ll enjoy this peek into the comical world of the rockstar. Check out Secret Sobriety on MySpace. Also see a video I found of them on YouTube. Download Ghost Town by Secret Sobriety. Also check out the following podcasts: Mike Thinks News – iTunes [...]

EP 34 – The Perfect Wii

James — Tue, 11 Sep 2007 05:41:26 +0000

Scott Johnson guest-hosts and brings his unique personality and stories to Nobody’s Listening. You’ll enjoy his version of the Featured Story: a visit to his past where a dark room and a urine sample made for a more than interesting experience. Check out Scott’s web comic, blog, podcasts and other art stuff at: http://www.myextralife.com http://www.heroesforyou.com [...]

EP 33 – Trevor’s Tooltime

James — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 05:31:40 +0000

Guest-host Trevor (Rattface in the forums) tells about how he and a friend loved deconstructing their Jr. High. Post a comment and let us know what you think about our new guest-hosts!

EP 32 – MIA Special Edition III

James — Tue, 28 Aug 2007 02:12:42 +0000

This week it’s just you and me… and some e & v mail. Important announcement! We’ve got Scott Johnson from ExtraLife Radio next Monday! Live show on Stickam.com at 6:30 pm Central.

EP 31 – Switchboard Suzy

James — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 01:28:23 +0000

David is back! He tells us a couple of great stories about a Hospital switchboard operator named Susan. Plus the usual Weekly Updates and the WORST recap song to date! Sorry about not doing the show live today. When I got David and Aimee on Skype, we just went for it. Make sure you send [...]

EP 30 – The Electrocution

James — Tue, 14 Aug 2007 02:59:23 +0000

Once upon a time, our sister was nearly electrocuted on top of a mobile home. I tried to help her… but it didn’t work out to well. David didn’t make it… but who can blame him with a brand new baby! We wish he’d get his priorities straightened out! We’d like to suggest a great [...]

EP 29 – MIA Special Edition II

James — Tue, 07 Aug 2007 02:00:15 +0000

It’s another Missing In Action episode with your only host: James. You’ll still get a few good weekly updates, several well read emails and a smattering of voice mails from you podcast people out there. I also pimped a couple of new podcasts out there… Children’s Ministry Monthly – A leadership info podcast hosted by [...]

EP 28 – When Animals Attack

James — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:05:34 +0000

Just when you though Mr. Muggles was your bestest friend in the whole world… he goes nuts and takes out your whole… finger. It happens… when Animals Attack! Thanks everyone for your overwhelming input! I’m sure we didn’t get it all in the show… but we just couldn’t. The entire show would have been us [...]

EP 27 – The Purple Dress

James — Sat, 14 Jul 2007 04:05:34 +0000

This week Aimee spills her guts about an dress that she was never meant to wear… and how the universe almost made her pay!

EP 26 – Blue Butter

James — Thu, 05 Jul 2007 00:43:14 +0000

James & Aimee share memories of a science experiment gone wrong. We’re glad to be back after a couple of weeks of moving, kids camp and vacation.

EP 25 – The Monster Room

James — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:44:45 +0000

It’s only Aimee’s second show and she’s already taking the driver’s seat. Hear about her night of house-sitting a home with a suspiciously locked Monster Room! Remember, we’re giving away a Nobody’s Listening button every week for the best listener input. Send in your emails and phone in those stories and comments! We also want [...]

EP 24 – Van Bogging

James — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 15:01:10 +0000

David continues his Van story series and unveils the reason he’s moving to Ireland. Our sister Aimee joins us from outside Chicago! It’s also our first Skype-cast… enjoy all the technical-issue goodness!

EP 23 – The Free Cow

James — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 05:20:25 +0000

David shares the all to brief story of Bernard, the young cow that couldn’t. It’s a little disturbing. Big thanks to all of our listeners! We’ve been promoted to page two of iTunes Featured Comedy Podcasts. It’s all thanks to you folks, your downloads and those awesome reviews. I can never say it enough… it’s [...]

EP 22 – The Sister Show

James — Sat, 26 May 2007 21:58:20 +0000

This week we bring you a long-awaited, pre-recorded show featuring our sisters LeeAnn and Aimee (the one we hated). They’re funner than we are… promise!

EP 21 – The Book

James — Sat, 19 May 2007 04:19:52 +0000

James shares a story of a time he risked it all to buffer his hindquarters with a book. Also the usual weekly updates, listener stories and voicemails you’ve come to know and love. Special thanks to all the fans who joined us on stickam.com this week. It’s a blast interacting with all of you.

EP 20 – The Embarrassing Show

James — Sat, 12 May 2007 02:47:38 +0000

Theme show! This week David & James tell their most embarrassing stories. You’ll laugh, cry and cringe along with America’s favorite story-telling half-brothers. Thanks to Jennifer F. for her theme idea! Why not send your idea for next month’s theme show today? If we use it, we’ll send you a NLCast button! Big woop!

EP 19 – Air Supply

James — Fri, 04 May 2007 03:14:32 +0000

David tells of a time he risked drowning to impress and p0wn a show off. We also discuss torn pockets, butt cream, wet money, warnings, Gambit wanna-be’s, tornado girls and much more! Huge thanks to everyone who’s left us a review. We’re up to 50 as of today. That doesn’t mean we’re awesome… it means [...]

EP 18 – Listener Input Show

James — Sat, 28 Apr 2007 16:02:57 +0000

This week it’s all about you the listener! We put the call out for input and you responded… but thankfully not all of you. That would have made it an even longer show. This week we heard from: Gsmith, Justin, Rachel, Brett, Paige, Josmur, Josh, Vance, & Becky! Thanks folks! If you like what you [...]

EP 17 – MIA Special Edition

James — Sat, 21 Apr 2007 01:45:46 +0000

Davie-o oh Davie-o. Wherefore art thou oh Davie-o! David’s MIA this week due to work schedules and trying to get himself ready to leave America (!). James takes it alone this week for a small, self-centered, but entertaining show. Lots of emails, stories and a very funny voicemail from a new fan! Check out The [...]

EP 16 – Bikes

James — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 04:03:29 +0000

It’s a theme show and we’re telling stories about bikes! Jumping them, falling off them, hurting yourself (and others) on them… It’s a virtual bike circus type thing! Thanks Josmur for the suggestion! Who’s will be next? We’re probably switching to Thursdays after 5pm central from now on. David is usually working every Wednesday. We [...]

EP 15 – The Boys

James — Fri, 06 Apr 2007 06:16:23 +0000

Evil has a name… two names actually: Johnathan and David. Two brothers, four stories. Enjoy them if you dare. Thanks for all the voicemails and emails this week! Keep um coming. We’ll be doing a theme show next week so send your suggestions to nobodyslisteningtous at gmail dot com. If you haven’t checked out The [...]

EP 14 – Ugly Becky

James — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:09:58 +0000

Always clean, but probably offensive to someone… David warns everyone of the dangers of Internet Dating. You’ll also hear how Yoda is helping me sell my home and how demons are helping me find a new one. Also a few of voicemails and submissions from the fans. Enjoy!

EP 13 – Auger Man

James — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:23:07 +0000

Have you ever had someone front like they were smarter than you but you knew they weren’t? This episode we tell of a man who was 4 seconds smarter than we were… but we fixed that! Sorry we’re a day late. We had to put off recording a day due to work schedules. Hope you [...]

EP 12 – Puke From Heaven

James — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:07:06 +0000

Our lappy problems are solved and so we’re back. This week we’re doing the show a little differently by taking a theme and telling as many stories as we can think of using it. Big thanks to Rev 12 from The Combobulator for the idea and our first theme: Vomit. Before you go running for [...]

EP 11 – The Pilot

James — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:00:39 +0000

Finally… the release of the long awaited, much anticipated pilot episode of Nobody’s Listening. Listen to our very first attempt at podcasting. You’ll hear about James’ flying experience with a red go-kart as well as David singing. Hold on to your hats folks… this is what you’ve been waiting for. The Pilot is being released [...]

EP 10 – We Hate Aimee

James — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 02:35:34 +0000

Aimee never had it easy. She was just trying to get her younger brothers to fold some laundry… she didn’t intend for them to decide to run away. It’s our 10th episode and we’re more excited than ever to be doing this podcast! Thanks to everyone out there who keeps us pumped up with emails, [...]

EP 9 – Killer Salsa

James — Thu, 22 Feb 2007 08:05:42 +0000

What do you get when you add teenagers, a 6 year old, a bowl of salsa and one of the Kennison boys? Evil. Plain and simple. David takes a break this week due to his hectic work schedule. We’re joined by Rockstar Paul from Salt Lake City who fills in quite nicely. DAVID! COME BACK! [...]

EP 8 – The Phone Line

James — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 07:56:35 +0000

David’s turn… and boy is it a doozy! Sit back and relax as David recounts the time he rebelled against his 8 week banishment from the phone… and got busted! But that’s not even the best part! It was our first time using stickam.com to broadcast our podcast recording session live. Thanks Rybo, Gsmith and [...]

EP 7 – Monkey Man

James — Thu, 08 Feb 2007 08:37:44 +0000

What does Wal-Mart, a wallet, a stationary bike, a summer camp and Mr. Tumness from Narnia have in common? This podcast. Enjoy James telling the story of a story he tells each year at kids camp. Big thanks to those who have left us iTunes feedback. Super Big thanks to the “Lucy Sisters” for their [...]

EP 6 – The Pot

James — Thu, 01 Feb 2007 16:06:52 +0000

David takes the storytelling wheel this time and shares a very traumatic but funny story of a time when decorating a treehouse became a deadly endeavor. We also read some emails, tell your stories and sing a recap song. Big surprise. We’re also announcing a new segment called “You Ain’t Right” where David and I [...]

EP 5 – The Torture Chamber

James — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 20:39:04 +0000

“A metal barrel hanging from a pine tree.” Words that should never be put together in a sentence… but there they are just the same. Those who listen to us in the car, the office, or in a public place may want to pull to the side of the road, wait for lunch, or till [...]

EP 4 – Waterproof Boots

James — Thu, 18 Jan 2007 08:55:22 +0000

This week David tells his own story of a time where boots, an old cooler, an older brother and scissors made for one funny and wet experience. We’re also busting out a new logo, a new theme song and we’re beginning to add segment themes. Keep your emails and voicemails coming! We love your feedback! [...]