K. Micheal Prince shares a sad story about a little boy at survival camp who really misses his doggy.

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Opening Song: In The 80′s Song – Rhett & Link

Hosts: James Kennison, John Steinklauber & K. Michael Prince

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Theme show this week. We’re talking about pranks we’ve done on family members. Plus your email stories and comments.

Opening Song: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Theme – Guitar Cover by Meltus

Hosts: James Kennison, John Steinklauber & Michael Prince

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Drew Covert from Westside of Mars Podcast joins James and K. Micheal for a calm, quiet evening of storytelling.

Hosts: James Kennison, Mike Prince & Drew Covert

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Guest host Robert Harrington of It’s Just Us and The Touch Fan Cast joins NLCast this week and shares a story about a ill-fated road trip complete with Boss and locust attacks. Plus, James is a Broney and Jenna manipulates her Dad like a 10-sided die.

Opening Song: Cat Licking A Hamster - Parry Gripp

Hosts: James Kennison, Robert Herrington, & Mike Prince

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This week James and John are joined by guest-host K Micheal Prince from the Super Secret Podcast for Young Husbands. We read your emails and tell your stories. Plus, James talks about three stupid kids on a well-loved Disney ride.

Opening Song: Neon Pegasus by Parry Gripp

Hosts: James Kennison, John Steinklauber, & Mike Prince

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James, John and Ethan return to update you on their lives and James’ emergency appendix removal.

Opening Song: Clean The Fan by jaymegutierrez. Buy it on iTunes!

Hosts: James Kennison, John Steinklauber, & Ethan Nicolle

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Ethan Nicole shares a trio of his most embarrassing stories.

Opening Song: ‘My First Hardcore Song’ by 8yr old Juliet

Weekly Updates: John got a haircut. Ethan is having a documentary filmed. James is Getting Things Done (GTD).

Featured Story: Ethan had a ball at camp, got inked in science class, and was the proud owner of a Wizz Waffle.

Your Stories: Gmother and her boyfriend farting boyfriend Dale. Middleschool sleepover hyjinx – Lilly. Scorpions in the sleepsack – Steven. Serial Killer Scariness. Bible Class turns art class with Blackoutgurl.

Hosts: James Kennison, John Steinklauber, & Ethan Nicolle

Live Sketch: Check out Ethan’s work after the jump.

A random collection of stories, most of which are poo related. Enjoy!

Opening Song: Talking Classics by Keith Apicary

Weekly Updates: Ethan had some really weird dreaming going on, while John’s kid finally uses the potty for the first time. James has a thing for little girls’ hair and people’s moms.

Your Stories: Our Aussie friend McGinnis likes to eat unpopped popcorn even if it’s had all the butter and salt sucked off it. Bart had a little bout with an infected knee on a trip Disney. Ethan’s mom’s miracle ear drops turned out to be pee. Dodge Ball is not one listeners friend. The Mad Crapper Caper brought to us by the son of peteyear. Steven’s Aunt told a lie about getting onto Google Earth. Patrick got some eggs that a chicken gave more than just eggs. Aaron Eiben listeners has dreams about Ethan and transporting zoo animals. Fresh Hot Potatoes… mmmmm smells like pizza – brought to you by Corey. Hallelujah!! Chloe. McGinnis shares about an Australian Swimming Carnival?!

Hosts: James Kennison, John Steinklauber, & Ethan Nicolle

Live Sketch: Check out Ethan’s work after the jump. 

James, John and Ethan talk about what they got for Christmas and share some great stories from Christmas past, present and future.

Opening Song: I Farted on Santa’s Lap (suggested by The Raman Noodle).

Weekly Updates: James is the ultimate spammer and the best Facebook friend you ever wished to have. John’s son wishes the world a happy new year… at a North Carolina rest stop. Ethan took a trip through huge pothole and decided to get sick (along with his computer) for the holidays.

Featured Stories: James’ child prolific friends have boys that like to pee on dogs. John’s son believes everything he says… even the part about cancelling Christmas. James’ daughter is a Santa evangelist and believes in the cookie ninja. Ethan got a great gift from a bee for one Christmas. Jenna wakes up at 3:30 to open presents!! Ethan gave his brother potato for Christmas, John got a spankin from Grandma, and James died… (not really).

E&Vmail: Punchin a grumpy after a Christmas special brings in a special visitor J-Ferris. Bart got his eye shot out for Christmas. Emma’s best Christmas tradition is to light a fire on Christmas Eve. Mr. Covert breaks some bad news… really bad news.

Hosts: James Kennison, John Steinklauber, & Ethan Nicolle

Live Sketch: Check out Ethan’s work after the jump. 

John has had many wonderful adventures in his Flag Football career.

Opening Song: “I Like Trains” by TomSka

Weekly Updates: James is an LBB… and not a very good tooth fairy. John saw a very big guy at Stone Mountain. Ethan had more fun with his pet chinchilla after it died.

E&Vmail: A diabetic with dodgy nerves impaled his foot from a star picket.  Attack Roosters not only will they chase your friend up a tree, but they can survive a punt through picket fence! Jarred shares about a priest that uses Jesus Powers to Activate an atomic clock!

Hosts: James Kennison, John Steinklauber, & Ethan Nicolle

Live Sketches: Check out Ethan’s work after the jump.

James tells the story of his first roommate and his fixation with an abandoned house.

Opening Song: “Sumimasen” by Parry Gripp

Weekly Updates: John – John’s son has an uncanny has a way with stating the obvious. Ethan – Had a Final Destination type experience. James – NLCast.com was hacked… by John.

Listener Stories: Walter – told about a conference call in the men’s room. BlackoutGurl – went Bowling with Bev, and got a rejected proposal. Jenni’s – patch was mistaken for a jellyfish. Rosco – got confused by the Cinnabon guy.

Hosts: James Kennison, John Steinklauber, & Ethan Nicolle

Bonus: Ethan decided to start live sketching during the show! Check out all the images after the jump.

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Ethan Nicolle tells a wonderful story of how he tempted members of a local gym with the promise of pizza.

Opening Song: “The Angry Birds Theme” covered by Pomplamoose

Weekly Updates: James wants you to listen to his update over at Geek Loves Nerd. John got a huge splinter and Ethan had a less than religious experience at church.

Hosts: James Kennison, John Steinklauber, & Ethan Nicolle

John shares several stories from his trip helping his Mom move out west. Plus, we’re joined by new co-host Ethan Nicolle!

Opening Song: The GAG Quartet “Le Internet Medley”

Weekly Updates: James talks about his troubles with an infected burn. John wonders why moving trucks don’t have rear-view mirrors. Ethan talks about chicken parts… even the naughty ones.

Listener Submitted Stories:

• Jenni got a hard lesson from a college class… too bad she didn’t know what kind of tree she was touching.
• Ashley is HOT when she runs.
• Blackoutgurl has no common sense and no sweater.
• Santa got his own present but not one for a little girl.
• Zach got schooled for saying NARTHAX!
• Colin just wanted ice cream and cookies… but got a trip to the ER instead.

Hosts: James Kennison, John Steinklauber, & Ethan Nicolle

James and John recap Halloween and share their frightening tales of candy, scaring people, and toots… (grow up John)!

We also listen to some great listener submitted stuff from YOU!

Opening Song: This week’s ditty comes to us from the genius of Roomie for a nice cover of Jonathan Coulton‘s Still Alive

Weekly Updates: James’ Jenna ponders a relationship with her new found respect for the Ant, and John ponders the proper etiquette for urinal flatulence.

James and John pull listener-submitted stories from the unread archives going back to October of 2009!

Opening song: Gravy & Toast by show favorite STWPT

Weekly Updates: James thinks out loud during a sermon… that HE’S delivering! And John’s Mother-in-law takes up AxeCop for some nighttime reading.

This Week’s Stories:

• Salmonella Simona got a Close Call from a falling ceiling tile
• Matt (GraveReaper) is a Baby Chick Killer
• Poor Chris just wanted to hire James for some drawing (Oops)
• Sarah got her teeth knocked out and a bloody nose for her Birthday
• Forrest the Panda  left a stinking dead raccoon on the side of the highway
• Nemo taught us how to make a scorpion sting itself
• Chris made someone at Walmart hate him
• TJ got involved in some high flying hyjinx
• Joe found a Roach in the Tub, NO on his FACE!
• Former homeschooler Gloria ask about Idiots and their Fart Machines
• Kelly came to John’s defense in regards to his Wilson Phillips CD
• And we find out that BlackoutGurl is obsessive hair petter and future cat lady.

Hosts: James Kennison, John Steinklauber

This week John shares an excellent story of a bathroom bomb he was forced to clean up in college.

Opening Song: Reality Hits You Hard Bro! by the geniuses Schmoyoho

Weekly Updates: We got some roach poo eatin, saddlebag bustin, junks punchin madness this week.

The Featured Story: This week John shares an excellent story of a bathroom bomb he was forced to clean up in college.

Your Stories:

• Dalton brings it middle school style when he tells of his special friend Brian the Feather eater
• Senior Doobie is an LBB as he introduces us to the world of the fart and darter
• HEY JENNA HAILEY!!! (shout out),
• Middle School Drama is brought to us by Dana and her Pudding Cup Madness
• Ashley lost a tooth in style by using a Milk Dud!

James and John share some shamful deeds, ready your stories and give away a Minecraft account.

Opening song – Harry Playing Harry Potter

Weekly Updates: James got a dog that poops tree trunks, John got a ticket, and James Gets a bird… The Bird.

This Week’s Stories:

SeniorDoobie had fun going to Pen Island, Melanie found out that some kids think cats are food, a lot of Bad Bible Jokes were shared by James, Robert from It’s Just Us told us about some lessons he learned from Middleschoolers, the Butt Twitcher was brought to us by Ashley, be careful about being friends with Farris, Hilarity ensued with Quinn’s calf branding and castration, and James gets musical with a knee injury story sent in by Jarred

James and John share your stories right out of the NLCast inbox and voicemail line.

Opening Song: Pop Culture by Madeon

This Weeks Stories:

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James and John share your stories right out of the NLCast inbox and voicemail line.

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This week we bring you Nobody’s Listening “Unfiltered” where we’re reading your emailed stories right out of our show’s inbox.

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Opening Song: In Search of Diamonds by Eric Fullerton

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James tells a three stories this week. One story for each horse he’s ever ridden and the trama he suffered because of them.

Opening Song: Songify This – Best NASCAR Prayer Ever

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This week we’re doing a theme show. The theme? Summer Camp! Join James and John as they share the best and worst experiences with Summer Camp. Plus your stories too!

Opening Song: Porcupine Eating A Carrot – Parry Gripp

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This week John and James have the honor of interviewing and laughing with Comedian and Viral Film Maker Mark Malkoff!

Opening Song: Songify This – Can’t Hug Every Cat

MarkMalkoff.com – Mark on Wikipedia – Mark’s Twitter

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James takes the Featured Story segment this week after spending 10 wonderful days in Ireland.

Opening Song: Body Spray by Parry Gripp

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This week we’re going deep into the NLCast unread archives from 2009 and pulling out random stories that never saw the light of day.

Opening Song “Our Kindergarten Teacher” – Kindergarten of Ch’ŏngam-guyŏk, Ch’ŏngjin-si, DPR Korea

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Today we are joined by newcomer Homeschool Jewel as she attempts to set the record straight about how James punked her via email.

Opening Song: Dad Life by COTM Happy Father’s Day!

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James and John share what’s been running through their Netflix queue. Hint: It ain’t Twilight.

Opening Song: The TV Theme Medley (FreddeGredde)

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John and James picking through your voicemails and the mess the Google Voice makes of them when it tries to transcribe them. Let’s hope they never perfect it. Did I mention there is a Recap Song at the end?

Opening Song: Tunak Tunak Tun by Daler Mehndi

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This week James and John are joined by Ethan Nichole, the co-creator and Artist of Axe Cop, to review and riff on the new Dark Horse release, Bad Guy Earth! It’s an extra long episode so hold on tight! This thing is full of Bad Guy Earth spoilers as well… just a warning.

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It’s an all Geek Music episode! Plus your stories.

• Nu Thang
• Opening Song – Star Trek Girl by meekakitty
• James shares a story about two 4 year old boys and a port-a-crib from 1974.
• John gets a golden tooth and visits Disney World.
• Windows Music Remix
• Lego Imperial March Heavy Metal Version
• See You On Monday Chick-Fil-A by Roman Johnson (thanks DrDoorman via Twitter)
• Chic-fil-a by Tim Hawkins
• Doctor Who by Parry Gripp
• I’ve Never Watched Doctor Who In My Life by Adam WarRock and The Infinity Watch (thanks Chris)
• Clean The Fan by Jaymegutierrez (thanks MelPritchard via Twitter)
• Do You Like Arby’s by Parry Gripp
• Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom by Parry Gripp
• Young Girl Talking About Herself by Parry Gripp
• Plus your email and stories!

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• Anna Silva
• Quinn Olson

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James and John tell stories that come to mind from randomly generated words. These words actually: cigarette, feature, gate, shopping, pure, restrictive, frilly, heartbreaking.

• Opening Song – The Aggressive Bee by MCMrNapkins (thanks Cucch!)
• James’s 3 year old son uses his new ability to speak to support his Dad’s teasing of his older sister.
• John’s family just completed a road trip with pre-school kids.
• John tries to smoke a used, wet cigarette as a child.
• James makes his own cigarette from newspaper.
• John passes out during a Christmas play.
• James gets his junk caught on a gate latch.
• John shoplifts and swallows Kool-Aide powder.
• James fakes an Aussie accent while buying shoes.
• James falls in his white slacks and is afraid to face his parents.
• James wears a cup to protect himself after his vasectomy.
• James was asked to join his sister’s gymnastics class.
• James tried to walk on water, lost his pool to an act of God.
• Plus your emails and stories!

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James and John are joined by Jennifer Kennison, co-host of Explicit Answers as they reach into the bowels of the NLCast Unread Email Archive from 2009 for your entertainment.

• Opening Song: Gravy and Toast by SongsToWearPantsTo (thanks John!)
• James schools a haughty middle school kid.
• John’s friend’s child spreads rumors about child abuse from his father.
• Jenn helps James tell about his newly purchased and broken Evo phone.
• James’ daughter believes in the Marker Ghost.
• James reads several stories from September 2009 that were not used for the show…. and in many cases we can clearly see why not.

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James and John talk mostly about movies they’ve seen recently on Netflix streaming. Plus your stories!

• Opening Song: Mario Theme Song A Capella – Jimmy
• Opening Song 2: Ching Chong – Jimmy – thanks GrumpyOldMan
• James misunderstood the intentions of a local Metal Detector Guy
• John’s Likeness was featured in Axe Cop and he finished Uncharted 2

James’s Queue

• Community
• IP Man
• Ung Bok
• The Good The Bad and the Weird
• 24 Season 8
• Monk
• Phineas & Ferb
• Young Sherlock Holmes
• Night Watch
• Let The Right One In
• Time Cop
• Red

John’s Queue

• Krull
• Lie To Me
• Parks and Recreation
• The Detonators
• Mythbusters
• The Losers
• The A Team
• The Greatest American Hero
• Twilight Zone (TV Series)
• Lightspeed – Watched it was Lame!

This episode dedicated to:

• Elise Morimoto
• Anne Traeder
• Anna Silva

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James and John talk at length about why there hasn’t been a show for the past two weeks. It involves a 7-Eleven, a broken Slurpee machine, a young assistant manager and a sick daughter. Be amazed!

• Opening Song – Friday by Rebecca Black
• Opening Song 2 – Superman by Norazo
• James’ wife cleaned the bathroom to a point that defies description.
• John’s son takes some DAMAGE during a gaming session.
• James and John tell the explicit story of why there hasn’t been a show in 2 weeks.
• Your email and stories!

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James and John update you on their week and answer listener submitted questions. Hilarious stories sprinkled throughout.

• Opening Song: The Golden Age of Video – By Ricardo Autobahn
• James tells of how he teases his daughter because of her fear of E.T.
• James’ annual report video is outdone by a co-worker who can write backwards.
• John’s buddy apologizes to some ladies for farting in the elevator.
• John reads a letter translated from Chinese that a mom wanted shown to her son in class whenever he is bad.
• James wants you to consider sponsoring his latest Buzz Lightyear Project – Flying Solo!
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Here are the questions answered on this episode:

• If you were a Star Trek [or Star Wars ] character, which one would it be?
• What was your first incident as a driver? – DrDoorman
• If you were a tree (or animal) what kind of tree (animal)z would you be?
• What is your favorite food/snacks and drinks? – J Van Harling
• What is the most random conversation you’ve ever had with a stranger? – ICLTN
• If you could pick any time period to live in what would you pick? – Chris
• John’s impersonations make me wet my pants.  Was this a skill acquired at a young age?  Who are your favorite people to impersonate and can we hear a little…? – Tammy
• Can you think of a time or a situation that made you laugh the hardest?  Also, will you share an embarrassing moment? – Tammy
• We read the Mandatory Gross Story
• We read some feedback from fans happy to find that we’re back!

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James and John share your hilarious clean comedy real life stories and a few of their own:

• Opening Song: Space Unicorn by Parry Gripp
• James talks about a guy he’s sure is stalking him through Target.
• John’s son shares God’s first name… Howard.
• Make sure you’re visiting You’re Mocking Me Aren’t You every day.
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• We try out a new segment on the show “Infuse the News” and hit on several weird news items from around the world:
• TSA screeners steal over $200K from fliers’ baggage
• Art And Geolocation: Art Collective Circulates Invisible Objects
• Egyptian Names His Baby ‘Facebook’ after the Revolution
• Girl, 9, seriously injured after she’s thrown 110ft in the air when her bouncy castle is caught in freak 160mph gust of wind
• Mike shares a dream he had about beating up his teacher.
• Vanessa’s 10 year-old son can’t say “campaign”.
• Mike Prince from Too Much Information shares a hilarious story about foul communion elements.
• Mike and his sister battle a Bat.
• Melinda’s story forces us to start featuring a weekly segment called “Mandatory Gross Story”
• Plus your feedback and emails.
• Stay tuned after the show for the Middle School Drama segment from the Westside of Mars podcast.

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James and John share geeky links and funny love stories from our listeners.

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Opening Song: Zombie Ninjas by SongsToWearPantsTo

• James tried to throw away his wallet.
• Jenn mistakes a Rock Band controller for a real Fender Stratocaster.
• John thought he had a fan club during a stand-up meeting.
• James read every post on the website over at Geek Art.
• John got a kick out of Kinect parody UMove by Julian Smith.
• Batman Arkham Asylum Action Figures better have Joker and Harley soon.
• James enjoyed the Doctor Who Infographic.
• Laurl’s boyfriend says he loves Game Stop.
• Micheal had Diet Coke and chips for communion elements during his wedding.
• Kathryn has met the World’s Best Hobo.
• Jared was inspired by last week’s random word story. Shares one of his own.
• We are shocked by how popular Amazon Women, the game, was at Youth Group.
• James shares a story about a brother accidentally walking in on a sister.
• Wildragon tells of a deep sleeper who thinks he has been “shanked” in the night.
• Chris get’s James confused about which Chip & Dale he’s talking about.

James, John and Erik Fisher (from Wellness Break Radio) tell stories that come to mind from a random word generator plus your stories and comments.

Opening Song: Yub Numb – Parry Gripp

• James’s daughter thinks her brother is a Stunt Man.
• John’s car died in an Ikea parking lot.
• Erik crashed his car into a light pole.
• James tells of a man who tried to act super smart but was reading from a card.
• John had snot running down his beard his freshman year in college.
• Erik convinced his brother that a wall in their house was possessed.
• John’s voices as a child convinced a man that he needed exorcism.
• James had a fight with a kid by writing on a desk they shared.

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James and John reboot NLCast by sharing funny stories about their trip to California to meet the creators of Axe Cop.

Opening Song: Baby Monkey Riding on a Pig – Parry Gripp

• James is trying to teach his son to poop in the potty.
• John’s son used a fart as an exclamation mark.
• LA Axe Cop Event Highlights
• Stupid laptop/projector
• Devil in the bathroom
• World’s best hobo
• An alarm clock to go to sleep
  
• Malachi chopping himself

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James, Trevor and John tell your stories and mock Aaron Neville.

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It’s our wedding theme show. It’s also our 1st of our last 4 shows!

Ethan Nicolle, co-creator and artist of the amazing webcomic Axe Cop shares a story of a childhood watergun fight.

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• Ethan Nicolle is guest hosting.
• Opening story about some green cheese cubes.
• Ethan’s mom ate half a caterpillar. James had one in his salad.
• Ethan sucked a fly.
• James thought letting kids burn would be kinder than the fire drill.
• James makes a Catholic joke.
• John drops the call but his son wears a dress at church.
• Enchanted is a great movie.
• Ethan’s brother has bad dreams about his Dad turning into a devil pig and eating him. He also draws a crowd while doing the bungie jump at the carnival.
• We mention the chat room.
• People need to check out Podcast Kid – it’s got JoJo!
• LBB of the week is folks who steal from blind people.
• James watches Justice League and Batman swears.
• Ethan’s family can’t watch Hook. James’ Mom’s name is mentioned in that movie.
• Middle School Drama – kids find a bum in a canyon.
• A kid makes fun of a teacher who turns about to be their friend’s aunt.
• A kid smarts off to a teacher and ruins the class’ movie of the day. Gets the nickname PG.
• James saw Romancing the Stone in 6th grade… also Something Wicked this Way Comes.
• Featured Story: A young Ethan gets inspired by the movie “The Boy Who Could Fly” and splashed pee all over some friends during a water gun fight.
• A guy calls in a story about making fun of a girl with six toes.
• Listeners are warned not to listen to NLCast with anything in their mouths.
• A ironic story about finding a childhood lunchbox.
• Sympathy for the guy who runs the Tiki Room at Disney World.
• Girl gets stuck holding a broken sink in a school bathroom during lunch.
• John still finds Haily Mills attractive.
• A child is 100% sure he sees a walking tree in a parking lot.
• James and his wife poke fun at their daughter because she’s scared of a snake she saw.
• James makes fun of a cop’s last name… then fears for his life.
• The cop plays a prank on a fellow officer who sleeps on the job.
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Mike from TMIPodcast.com shares a story of an event in the night that never should have happened.

• Everything in this show is like LOST
• Opening story is from a guy who screws up his friend’s dream date
• James hated Star Wars Weekends
• John’s son bought some great music
• Mike valet parks his mini-van
• 30 folks joined us in the chatroom
• We’ve got a contest. You promote NLCast you could win $50 in prizes.
• LBB a lady who overdoes her job
• James talks about Disney tour guides
• Middle School Drama is a girl who takes issue with her friend’s Batman sticker and gets kicked in the head
• Mike tell the Featured Story about wetting his bed as an adult
• James tells about accidentally peeing on a friend’s couch
• TakeLuck shares a story about a book his daughter made for grandpa
• Someone talks about the first time their little brother cursed, in front of their parents
• Brock emails a story about accidentally seeing a lady naked
• Ken tells about slamming into a fire hydrant while trying to catch rain in his mouth on a bike
• James talks about drinking rain from off the roof
• Someone wants an extra warning added to the show about trying to drive and listen to the show while laughing
• Kate wishes us a happy 150th show and tells of a time she knocked half her tooth off
• James plays along with the outtro music.

James’ sister Aimee comes back for a very special milestone episode. She basically just tells lots of crap about her older brother.

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Erik J. Fisher of WBR Show fame joins NLCast for the 3rd time and talks about getting walked in on while changing.

John shares a couple stores stories expressing his extreme fondness for cats.

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Update: Yes. John shares stores. Stores that help his express his fondness for cats. They’re cat fondness stores. They’re real and awesome and that wasn’t a mistake.

It’s a theme show. The theme? “I probably shouldn’t share this, but…” It’s full of awesome

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James finally tells a whole mess of the Mom stories he’s been hinting at over the years.

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John shares an excellent story of a french kiss gone horribly wrong.

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It’s a theme show full of apologies. James, Trevor and John take turns apologizing for hilariously terrible things they’ve done.

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Trevor tells of a time he broke his wrist. James provides the comedy relief.

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The best stories, updates and contributions from the past 20 shows or so. Enjoy it like a kick in the jounk!

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James and John attempt to clear out the e and vmail backlog featuring your stories and comments!

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John is a fainter. He faints. He tells stories of times he’s fainted. It’s funny.

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It’s a Valentine’s Day theme show! Only the most embarrassing and/or heartless Valentine’s stories we could scrape up from our miserable lives… and yours!

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James tells of a woman of conviction who throws it all away to help a little girl believe a lie… and screws it all up.

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Trevor shares an amazing story where his daughter goes Cloverfield on the family fish tank.

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James, Trevor and John swap stories about bike accidents and having the wind knocked out of them. Plus your stories via email and voice mail.

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Erik Fisher, host of WBR Show, joins the NLCast guys to share a great camp shower story where nothing goes the way it should.

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Trevor tells of a time he tried to use his authority to stop a gang of large kids from smoking in the bathroom.

James goes off on a Walmart employee and faces the consequences.

John tells of a time that a teenage James played a stupid joke on his mother as she gave him a ride home. James feels stupid to this day about it.

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It’s our 2009 Christmas Show! We talk about Santa and our Christmas memories.

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John shares a story that could (should) become America’s newest Thanksgiving tradition.

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James is all settled in Florida so it’s time for an E n Vmail show.

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John takes a phone call during a very important event.

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James tells of a time a nerd kid hit on his future wife.

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James, Trevor and John read and respond to listener email and voicemail.

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After Trevor tells a story of stealing nameplates in High School, he decides that he wasn’t a great kid after all.

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Guest host Jennifer of Geek Loves Nerd crashes the party to share a series of stories of the Kennison’s pets… all of whom have met with a tragic end.

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John’s ex-girlfriend found us. OMG.

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John shares a great story about a long-distance relationship that ended in the worst way possible.

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Breakup with Skype is more like it! In spite of the many Skype issues… we manage to share some pretty funny and embarrassing breakup stories and a surprise guest host!

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It’s an e-n-v-mail show with tons of info about male powdering, the eternal destination of plants, and John’s disturbing reviews of District 9.

Next week is a theme show. Send us your Break-Up stories now!

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John tells of a secret crush he had on his first grade teacher.

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James tells of a time he buried a trash can full of dog poo in his backyard.

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Trevor’s wife guest-hosts and shares a story about getting busted while checking what her husband had on under his kilt.

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Get ready for a hilariously random show with random stories, random listener submitted emails and voicemails. Plus a special opening song by Rockstar Paul!

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Again, it’s listener Email and Voicemail… and for some reason John thinks a young Hayley Mills is a hottie.

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This week it’s all about you cause it’s an all E-n-V-mail show peeps!

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Trevor takes the wheel, and his sweet time, telling a great story of his teenaged attempt at siphoning gas.

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James tells the story of how he received 3rd degree burns on his face from a marshmallow.

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It’s a theme show. A theme show about fire. So the show’s theme is fire themed. James, Trevor and John ‘put out’ their best fire-related stories… and yours as well!

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This week John tells a couple of stories about playing with fire.Also featuring some of the best listener submitted stories of all time.

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It’s an all e-n-vmail show. Fluffy bees, wookie cushions, forgotten visitors, root canals, lazy McDonald’s employees, ninja bikers and more!

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This week we’re joined by our new guest-host John, but Trevor gets the featured story this week… and it’s a doozy.

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It’s the second in a two-part recap series! This week focuses on the inside jokes of the show:

Broke Ya, “I have news for you!”, “Let’s Just Say”, Lucy,
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A mashup of stories, updates and recap songs from the first eight episodes of Nobody’s Listening.

Huge props to Logan for the mashup at the end and Mike for the “News for You” mashup at the opening.

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Guest-host John tells of a time he added his own fire to the Sunday sermon.

Special thanks to Daniel B. for the mashup!

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Trevor gets pwnd by his 2 year old daughter. James is driven mad by a ticking noise in his basement. Someone mentions Tom Selleck.

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Trevor tells a couple of stories about working for a giant meatball where people push buttons all day. James talks about blowing bubbles in chocolate milk and putting rings on things he likes. Then they read your stories and make fun of middle schoolers. Another typical show really.

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