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NLO 330: Dumb Folks

NLO — Fri, 08 Aug 2008 03:31:20 +0000

We’re going to be honest with you. It’s three days before we take off for Vegas, and we’re really phoning it in. So much so that we even let Steve Carlson take over for the beginning of this show. It’s annoying, but the thing about that is, we just don’t care what you think. We talk about a lot of news stories. We talk about stupid criminals and stupid poor people. We babble on for an hour about things I can’t even remember, and frankly am too lazy to go back and research. Enjoy, folks!

NLO 329: Pfffffffft

NLO — Wed, 06 Aug 2008 04:20:20 +0000

It’s an action packed live show. We’ve got news stories that cover cities in the east and in the west, and we talk about why you wouldn’t want to live in either one. We talk about Johnny and his health. We talk about Sean the Stalker and his girlish hair. We talk about Chewy and his recent tail injury. Holy crap! Is there anything we don’t talk about? Of course, we’re gearing up for Vegas. We couldn’t be more excited. We round it off with your emails and a voicemail or two. Yay us.

NLO 328: Keep Your Head

NLO — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 01:40:54 +0000

As scary as flying can be, at least it’s not as risky as taking a bus through the great white north. Not that we’d ever recommend taking a bus anywhere (or even visiting Canada for that matter), but still, you expect a certain amount of safety when traveling. We also talk about why clowns a shouldn’t have babies, how not to act in court, and why Jesse Jackson should be ousted as a representative for the black race. It’s a short show, but it sure ain’t the first time we’ve let you down.

NLO 327: Lasting Impressions

NLO — Fri, 01 Aug 2008 04:17:45 +0000

It’s come to my attention that the people doing a lot of the jobs of entertaining America are probably the least suited to do so. Case in point: Andy Rooney. Does anyone know what this guy is talking about? I mean, he just babbles for five minutes about something, and when he’s done it just seems like you have lost five minutes of your life. Another example? Denny Hazen, a rapper who thinks he has finally found a formula for success, eighteen years after trying to make it for the first time. We thing the world would be better off if these people were janitors. Or dead.

NLO 326: What What In The Butt

NLO — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 03:20:15 +0000

It’s just so hard not to be Nick Starr obsessed. The guy just keeps giving us so much ammo and so much to talk about. He is becoming so prominent on the show that we think it might be rubbing off on Johnny. He keeps talking about being gay. Maybe it’s just the Nick-proximity that’s got him all twisted up. Roy joins us, and in between matters of Starr, we try to talk about other things. We don’t know if we succeeded - we’re all over the place. Deal with it.

NLO 325: Flight Fear

NLO — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 04:42:32 +0000

Are you tired of hearing about how scared Patrick is of flying in a plane? Then you probably shouldn’t listen to this show. As it turns out, Johnny is not too keen on flying either. The guys talk and talk about planes, flying, safety and crashing. It’s gonna be something, folks. We also do some news stories, about a valedictorian that gets deported and a talking Jesus doll. You should buy one for your kid. Or your significant other. It would really creep them out. I mean, we’re creeped out just talking about it.

NLO 324: Apps

NLO — Fri, 25 Jul 2008 04:21:38 +0000

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NLO 323: Have A Backscratcher

NLO — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 04:56:09 +0000

Patrick had a weird dream about some lady that doesn’t think anything is funny. It was so funny to him that he woke up in the middle of the night and he laughed hysterically for about thirty minutes. In this show, he recaps the dream and you can decide for yourself if it’s funny or not. We have a big announcement about the Vegas meetup - we’re doing a comedy show and you can buy your tickets now. We also talk a little about politics, and we talk about black people who try to act white. We also talk about the one thing that wasn’t good about the new Batman movie - Batman’s stupid voice.

NLO 322: iPhonies

NLO — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 03:14:44 +0000

Dude, the iPhone sucks. It doesn’t have a removable battery. It doesn’t have buttons. It doesn’t have picture messaging or a very good camera. The camera doesn’t even zoom in and out. Psssh. It’s dumb because there’s no copy and paste. What is this? Russia? I don’t know if you know this, but apparently the thing doesn’t hold my entire iTunes library. I thought it was an iPod. I mean, come on! Worst of all, there is no voice dialing. How am I supposed to look cool in front of my friends if i can’t dial just by saying someone’s name. I can’t watch Flash media in the browser either. Super weak, Apple. Shutup, already.

NLO 321: Gert

NLO — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 03:59:57 +0000

This is the perfect show to listen to if you ever wondered about Easter and chocolate. Or if you wanted some ideas for old lady names that aren’t hot. We talk in detail about the latest chapter of the crazy psycho Brandy Knutson whore. Seriously, this bitch is completely whacked out of her skull. We also talk about the latest between Chef and Emma. Let’s just say things are heating up big time. Could an NLO wedding be in the near future? Probably not. We also talk about a captivating new song, Patrick got a new iPhone last week, and more. We even make time for your voicemails, and remind you that you have two days left to book your room for NLOL.