Nobody Likes Onions

NLO 509: Precious

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 03:25:48 +0000

Tom Segura is back with his biting wit and cynical whimsy. What the hell does that mean? I don’t know, but it sure does take up space in this description area. Patrick and Tom talk about the movie precious, a pervert who is throwing animal semen on young girls in the U.K., and the danger of earthquakes in California. I didn’t even know Precious lived in California.

NLO 508: Pilot Season

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 06:14:50 +0000

Jamie Kennedy, actor, comedian, and rapper extraordinaire is in the studio, breaking shit down on a semi-politically correct basis. Jamie talks about his past projects, upcoming stuff, and his relationship with the beautiful Jennifer Love Hewitt. Patrick and Jamie talk about terrorism, girls and their naughty bits, and racism when there isn’t racism. It’s a great show!

NLO 507: All Pain No Gain

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 05:11:10 +0000

Well, you know how crazy Thursdays can be. We’ve got a cavalcade of guests in the studio, including old-timey NLO favorite, Jake Lloyd. We’re also joined by long-time NLO fan Spyke, and a bouncing, buoyant buck named Rob. Rob and Spyke are friends, and they have stories and commentary that make this episode very interesting. It’s all over the place.

NLO 506: Rooster Attack

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 09:31:05 +0000

We’ve got comedian Darren Carter in the studio, and he’s in a scrambled mood as we bounce around from topic to topic. We talk about some news stories, including a woman who was molested as a child and now wants money for it, and a girl that fought a shark and ended up winning. They also discuss delicious Brain Toniq, the official energy drink of the show. It’s good.

NLO 505: Much Ado About Poo

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 02:30:35 +0000

Chris Neff is back in studio with Patrick to discuss the finer things in life, like rough anal sex and twisted porn. Take this as a warning, folks. This show gets a little graphic, but there are also some great nuggets (pardon the obvious pun) of comedy and insight as well. We’ll let you be the judge, jury and executioner this time. Tell us if you liked it in the forums.

NLO 504: Belly Busters

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 02:19:01 +0000

Patrick is joined in the studio by friend and fellow-comedian Tom Segura. Tom starts out this show by teaching Patrick about rappers, particularly DMX and NAS, and how they’ve been very influential to him. Patrick and Tom discuss past shows worked together, and then the show takes a dark turn towards the discussion of midget genitalia. It’s just the kind of thing you like.

NLO 503: Fat Jockey

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Sat, 30 Jan 2010 22:58:34 +0000

Patrick is joined in the studio by two fellow comedians, Chris Neff and the allegedly all-too-gabby Will Clifton. The guys have a fun show, talking about past gigs where there were some horror stories, Will’s upcoming commercial where he has to ride a horse, and a couple news stories. We also talk about Will’s militant obsession with folding his clothes properly.

NLO 502: Rap Rhymes

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 09:45:46 +0000

Darren Carter, self-appointed party starter, joins Patrick and Brian in the studio to talk about comedy, news issues of the day, and take some calls from the listeners. Patrick challenges Darren to a rap battle, that ends with an awesome climax. So there you have it – a show with something for just about everyone. We hope you like it as much as we liked making it. Like cookies.

NLO 501: Swarmy Shane

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 08:02:49 +0000

Patrick is joined in the studio by Shane, a badass, extreme commercial actor who likes to make his own beer and take no prisoners. Shane’s a fun guy, and proves in this show that he is definitely straight. You’re going to need a quarter of a million dollars if you want to engage in a gay sex act with him. We’re getting ahead of ourselves. Enjoy the show.

NLO 500: LALALA

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 02:43:21 +0000

We’re there – Los Angeles. We’ve moved the studio across the country to California, and we’re ready to bring you laughs from the left coast. In the coming weeks, we will parade new and old guests across your eardrums, and bring you more entertainment that you can fit in a breadbox. Until then, enjoy the L.A. douchiness that is Nobody Likes Onions. In L.A. Where we are.

NLO 499: Joy in the Ass

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 05:00:40 +0000

The show is moving to L.A., but during the downtime we’re doing some short shows for you. They’re not as fulfilling as a regular show, but then again, it’s better than nothing. So you should just take it and be thankful. In this show, we re-hash an old idea of sitting on the toilet in reverse, and try to re-invent going to the bathroom altogether.

NLO 498: Dressing Debacle

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 05:00:18 +0000

The show is moving to L.A., but during the downtime we’re doing some short shows for you. They’re not as fulfilling as a regular show, but then again, it’s better than nothing. So you should just take it and be thankful. In this show, Patrick and Johnny learn more about the Twilight movie series and how gay it is. Seriously.

NLO 497: Cologne Dollop

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 06:17:00 +0000

The show is moving to L.A., but during the downtime we’re doing some short shows for you. They’re not as fulfilling as a regular show, but then again, it’s better than nothing. So you should just take it and be thankful. In this show, Patrick talks about a disturbing practice involving cologne and his asshole. Just listen.

NLO 496: Avatard

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 06:25:35 +0000

The show is moving to L.A., but during the downtime we’re doing some short shows for you. They’re not as fulfilling as a regular show, but then again, it’s better than nothing. So you should just take it and be thankful. In this show, we talk about the movie Avatar that a lot of the kids are in to now, and we make fun of it. A lot.

NLO 495: Jammy Jams

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 04:34:44 +0000

The show is moving to L.A., but during the downtime we’re doing some short shows for you. They’re not as fulfilling as a regular show, but then again, it’s better than nothing. So you should just take it and be thankful. In this show, we talk about the idea of developing a new product for the NLO store in the future. Good idea?

NLO 494: LAdvice

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 15:18:16 +0000

Patrick is packing up his house, the studio, and the rest of his mediocre life, and heading to California. Here is a show to keep you occupied during this difficult transition time. We hope you like it. We’ll be releasing shows like this for the next couple of weeks. Thanks for you support during the downtime. Join the SABC for more!

NLO 493: Jan 2010 Marathon Part 2

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 06:09:23 +0000

Ah, Marathon Shows. No one knows what we could talk about and why, but it always seems to meander and end up in some worthy conversation. In this episode, we’re joined by NewWaveDave, a long-time local fan, and we also embarrass Starline by talking about her web comic. But it’s a really good comic. Honest.

NLO 492: Jan 2010 Marathon Part 1

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 04:38:43 +0000

Saturday was the last show in the NLO studio in Tampa, and it was a doozy. It was a Marathon Show, so it wasn’t like our normal shows. It’s a fundraiser mixed in with chaos. In this chunk, Patrick and the other rib Johnny about his “my kid is the best kid in the word” parenting style and how it makes us nauseous.

NLO 491: International Business

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 21:39:06 +0000

The studio is in shambles as Patrick prepares for the move. Johnny sits in for this short show to talk about tomorrow’s Marathon Show. We’re going to have a lot of fun stuff going on, and a lot of old favorites in the studio, along with some new faces. Enjoy this little morsel of fun, and don’t miss the Marathon Show!

NLO 490: The R Word

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 06:41:06 +0000

Johnny joins Patrick in the studio for a makeshift IQ test. We couldn’t get the real thing off the ground, so we test Johnny’s knowledge with some general questions about science, history, and current events. We also take some calls, and we talk about some news stories in a funny manner. You get it.