Nobody Likes Onions

NLO 472: Sharpie Face

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 06:23:11 +0000

Patrick and Johnny do a show where they make fun of one of their fans for her choices in men. It’s not nice, but, well, we’re hardly ever nice, and we always go for the easy jokes. It’s all in good fun. We also talk about some idiots in the news, watch a crazy lady strip down, and more. Patrick then got so hammered that the show didn’t get posted on time.

NLO 471: Doing Squats

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:35:48 +0000

Johnny B joins Patrick in the studio, and the two discuss their recent conversation about the way we sit on toilets. They take feedback from listeners and bat around a few more ideas about how to make this new sitting situation work. We also talk about some news stories, like a coach who hates fat girls and a drunk lady. It’s good! Listen!

NLO 469: Damn Dames

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 01:48:17 +0000

Noelle…err…Nicole joins Patrick in the studio, and they talk a bit about Halloween, costumes, and how to kill zombies. We talk about the aggressive trend of these kids today and how they seem to resort to extreme violence to solve their problems. We also take calls and people seem to really have it out for poor Nicole.

NLO 468: Paranormal Disappointment

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 05:45:58 +0000

Patrick is alone, and that means he is sitting in a room and ranting on various topics du jour (that means of the day). He talks about getting earaches, his recent experience seeing the movie Paranormal Activity, and recaps some other stories in the news. He also attacks the fun-spirited people over at Improv Everywhere for their latest stupid mission. He hates those guys.

NLO 467: Walking Funny

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:50:14 +0000

Patrick is back from L.A. and is joined by Johnny and Chef. Patrick gets some information from Johnny about a trend of night clubs that cater specifically to fat people. The guys discuss some recent airline incidents in the news, and Patrick ridicules a caller who tries to school Patrick on flight procedures. Oh, and there’s the funniest YouTube video ever.

NLO 466: Ginger Lover

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 00:36:42 +0000

Patrick is on a flight to L.A., but he pre-recorded a show with comedian and actor Darren Carter for your enjoyment. On this show, Patrick and Darren discuss a lot of things, but mostly the comedy business and a little bit of the history of who Darren is. Patrick recounts working with Darren one time in 2004 and a very important lesson he learned.

NLO 465: Splitting Tongues

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:48:35 +0000

Patrick is in the studio all by his lonesome, and he’s taking your calls and giving you a piece of his mind. He talks about everything, from poor cable television decisions to why body modification just isn’t his cup of tea. A caller calls in and drools over Noelle, twice, and she isn’t even here. There’s more callers, but we can’t tell you about everything here.

NLO 464: Religious Rearing

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:26:26 +0000

Unafraid to tear pages from her own colorful history, Noelle mixes tragedy with hopeful grace to bring the crowd to fits of tearful joy. If you’ve traveled to Miami, Ft. Lauderdale and points in between then its likely you’ll run into crowds that still get a down to earth twinkle in their eye when they remember the time they followed the laughter and found the wonder of Noelle Lippy.

NLO 463: Clumps and Clogs

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 03:13:09 +0000

Chef joins Patrick in the studio, and we talk about the trials and tribulations of sharing close quarters with women. For some reason, women seem to shed an obscene amount of hair, which can make a mess of things. We also make fun of a fat kid on YouTube, try to figure out a movie, and laugh at an old guy.

NLO 462: Fuck Falcon

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 06:49:20 +0000

Butterfly in the sky. I can fly twice as high. That old gag. Patrick is bringing you the laughs solo in this episode. He takes your calls and discusses the current events of the day, like Falcon, the boy who was thought to be flying high above the earth in a spaceship him and his neglectful father built together out of tin foil and magic. Other news stories and your calls are also featured.

NLO 461: Foaming Mad

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 05:37:07 +0000

Patrick is joined in the studio by Chef, and they’re talking about things that annoy them, from messes on the highway to the trials and tribulations of playing Scrabble. Chef tries to give Scrabble strategy but Patrick isn’t having it. The guys make fun of a weird guy on YouTube, and some other news stories worthy of discussion. You’ll like it.

NLO 460: Getting Lippy

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 02:52:17 +0000

The NLO studio is a little brighter, because a lovely young lady is gracing us with her eloquent vivacious personality. Okay, welll, none of that happens, but Noelle Lippy joins Patrick nevertheless to prove that girls can indeed be funny. Does she succeed in her quest? Will women be forever doomed to be ridiculed by their male counterparts? Probably, but it isn’t Noelle’s fault.

NLO 459: Fancy Boy Toys

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 01:35:44 +0000

Patrick talks about returning some headphones to the store, all the while anticipating some sort of conflict or altercation with store security just so he can argue with them. Perhaps he is in an aggressive mood, or perhaps he just really enjoys being a dick. Dagre joins the show, but is not enthusiastic at all and brings the level of energy down to a rumbling nap. There are some phone calls, some news stories and some bad jokes. Just another day in the life of NLO.

NLO 458: Love Cake

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 02:47:53 +0000

In this show, we discuss the recent David Letterman debacle, and chastise those that are concerning themselves with his ongoing personal affairs and calling for his job. This man is a credit to professionalism and handles the situation like a pro. We also peruse YouTube, as we’re known to do on occasion, and find all kinds of nuts and mesmerizing talents.

NLO 457: Fucking Females

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 01:59:29 +0000

We return from our hiatus, and we have a lot to talk about. The show has some changes going on, so bear with us while we play with some new formats. We talk about Patrick becoming recently single, along with the trials and tribulations of being a male and the trouble that comes with it. We cover Jon and Kate Plus 8, take some calls, and talk about some recent legal woes. Enjoy.

NLO 456: Fat and Sassy

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 04:06:41 +0000

Another live show mean’s another barrel of fun for you. In this show, Patrick rants about fat girls and their annoying tendencies, and Johnny and Patrick watch in awe as a fat man – yeah, a really fat man – dances on YouTube in a super inappropriate manner. Follow it up with some news stories, and a video of a mentally ill guy getting his skull caved in, and you have a show!

NLO 455: Kanye Karaoke

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 05:21:30 +0000

We are trying to raise some money for our upcoming trips and things. We are doing a special live show on Sunday night just for you, and it’s nearly three hours long. it’s good times all around, with news stories, personal stuff, movie talk, some singing, phone calls, your feedback, and of course, auto tune. We’re getting jiggy with it, big time. I don’t know what that means. Enjoy!

NLO 454: Organ Boner

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 01:42:34 +0000

In this episode, we peel back the curtain and take a look at some video tape of a recent Apple Store burglary. Some hooligans broke in and stole a butt-ton of MacBooks and shit, and some iPods and shit, and some other cool and probably overpriced stuff that you wish your mom would buy for you. Anyway, these guys had mad skills. We wish we knew how to pull off a burglary with such precision and speed. We’d steal some of those SleepNumber beds, or some of those cool beer helmets with the clampy straws. Or maybe some coffee beans in case a coffee bean war breaks out or something. What? What.

NLO 453: Tweeting for God

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 13:45:03 +0000

We found the funny, and put it in this show for you to enjoy. We know last week wasn’t laugh-your-tits-off hilarious. We were just not in our groove. But seriously, this week we’re funny again. Really. Download this or play it on your audio box. It will prove it. Chef is here, and we learn about our friends, the Jews. We also watch a video of a guy flipping out way too much over a football game. We’re not sure he even understands football, but he sure is passionate. Combine that with some talk about Kanye and the other mistakes black people have been making lately (looking at you, Obama), and it’s quite the comedic audio thing.

NLO 452: Funeral Wedding

nlo@nobodylikesonions.com (Nobody Likes Onions) — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 03:38:35 +0000

Woah, is it Friday already? Oh, and it’s the anniversary of 9/11? Wow. Actually, it is 9/11. It’s the anniversary of the terrorist attacks. Does anyone even remember that shit? Seriously? Something about buildings or something. Stupid Americans. Anyway, in this show we talk about a guy who was too fat to fly, Patrick discusses an idea for a new gym concept, and Dagre tries to bring something to the table, but it all ends in a giant pile of failure. I know sometimes on the internet the kids just say “fail”, but failure is the correct noun. Fail is a verb, internet people. Learn things.