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	<title>NOBODY LIKES ONIONS</title>
	
	<link>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com</link>
	<description>It's like taking a cold shower in sarcasm.</description>
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		<title>NLO 757: Parkour Couture</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 11:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BRIAN KING is in the studio trying to cheer up sad Patrick, who is suicidal because of his current unfortunatisms, and some tax things and a lawsuit thing. Yeah, when it rains it pours. And when you eat raisins you snore. Patrick talks about his house in Forida, we watch people do the cinnamon challenge, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BRIAN KING is in the studio trying to cheer up sad Patrick, who is suicidal because of his current unfortunatisms, and some tax things and a lawsuit thing. Yeah, when it rains it pours. And when you eat raisins you snore. Patrick talks about his house in Forida, we watch people do the cinnamon challenge, and Patrick talks about not wanting to have kids. No football talk today. Go listen to your sports talk channel on your radio devices. Overdose is growing and has tons of new stuff. Check it out.</p>
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<p>[Coming Soon]</p>
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		<title>NLO 756: The Iowa Corn</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/b6OP60aSwkc/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2012/02/02/nlo-756-the-iowa-corn/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 08:12:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Patrick is rocking solo in the studio today, taking your calls and taking care of business. He talks about his current situation, shirt orders, Overdose, interns, donations and more. But don&#8217;t think that means there isn&#8217;t any funny. Patrick talks about getting a case of juice sent to him by a listener, and he single-handedly [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Patrick is rocking solo in the studio today, taking your calls and taking care of business. He talks about his current situation, shirt orders, Overdose, interns, donations and more. But don&#8217;t think that means there isn&#8217;t any funny. Patrick talks about getting a case of juice sent to him by a listener, and he single-handedly redesigns the NFL and professional football as we know it, including new team names and random team assignment. It&#8217;s going to be amazing. There&#8217;s also a rant on women and a story about a weirdo teacher in Los Angeles. The last part of the show is pretty much Patrick calling out delusional people, like the guys who does that Independent Podcast Awards shit.</p>
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<p>00:00 &#8211; Intro<br />
02:04 &#8211; Blacks and Valentines<br />
04:41 &#8211; Bitches love scrapbooking<br />
06:27 &#8211; Little Hugs juice / Patrick&#8217;s situation<br />
11:47 &#8211; Caller: Emit from Seattle<br />
15:57 &#8211; Caller: Chris from El Paso &#8211; Shitting on Android / Donations<br />
20:34 &#8211; Overdose content / Shipping merch<br />
25:23 &#8211; Caller: Holy fuck, it&#8217;s Kami! (He used to be a fan)<br />
37:03 &#8211; More Overdose talk / Interns<br />
41:22 &#8211; SuperBowl / The New NFL<br />
48:08 &#8211; God Bless America<br />
53:07 &#8211; The previous discussion with Josh<br />
59:28 &#8211; Beating Tim Henson / Video: Teacher Takes Bondage Pictures of Kids<br />
65:29 &#8211; Shit (blank) Says: New Age Girls, Spanish Girls, White Girls to Black Girls, Fat Girls<br />
71:48 &#8211; Caller: Kylan? / Shit Drunk Girls Say / Chain Chomp<br />
77:53 &#8211; Independent Podcast Awards<br />
84:51 &#8211; Caller: Talk about DMT<br />
86:37 &#8211; Searching for the &#8220;long list of side effects&#8221; video / More podcast talk<br />
90:18 &#8211; Send in your dollars for the Dollar Wall!<br />
91:55 &#8211; GTA and Hobbes<br />
97:19 &#8211; Independent Podcast Awards<br />
104:07 &#8211; Caller: Bork<br />
108:57 &#8211; Browser Buddy / Amazon Affiliate / HelpNLO / NLO App<br />
112:09 &#8211; The OTHER Independent Podcast Awards<br />
118:14 &#8211; Outro</p>
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		<title>NLO 755: That’s Gay</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/iQtGn-l3xqE/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2012/01/31/nlo-755-thats-gay/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 10:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[JOSH DENNY is here and we&#8217;re trying to get back in to the pod swing of things. Patrick and Josh discuss the words &#8220;gay&#8221; and &#8220;faggot&#8221; in a serious context, and the use of those words to mean stupid or lame. There&#8217;s funny stuff, too, but it&#8217;s fun to talk about these things in a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>JOSH DENNY is here and we&#8217;re trying to get back in to the pod swing of things. Patrick and Josh discuss the words &#8220;gay&#8221; and &#8220;faggot&#8221; in a serious context, and the use of those words to mean stupid or lame. There&#8217;s funny stuff, too, but it&#8217;s fun to talk about these things in a heated debate sometimes. Tell us your opinions in the comments!</p>
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<p>00:00 &#8211; Intro<br />
03:13 &#8211; Welcome Back / What&#8217;s Happening?<br />
07:46 &#8211; Caller: Megan &#8211; Fundraiser carwash<br />
19:57 &#8211; GTAsian<br />
21:53 &#8211; Gay<br />
41:41 &#8211; Patrick in Middle School<br />
49:11 &#8211; News Story: 5yo stabs 3 people / Poop<br />
54:32 &#8211; Caller: What&#8217;s going on?<br />
55:45 &#8211; Ad space / Josh has ADD<br />
58:03 &#8211; Caller: Waste of time<br />
60:05 &#8211; Taste in women / Jacking it with friends<br />
64:23 &#8211; Caller: Another piece of shit<br />
66:52 &#8211; Fan dollar (Sally)<br />
69:25 &#8211; Comedy shows<br />
72:07 &#8211; Fat Guy Food talk<br />
74:13 &#8211; Facebook friends<br />
76:00 &#8211; More serious talk (sex, race, society)<br />
114:27 &#8211; Outro</p>
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		<media:content url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~5/uzAFgOH7qcc/NLO-755-01302012.mp3" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>JOSH DENNY is here and we&amp;#8217;re trying to get back in to the pod swing of things. Patrick and Josh discuss the words &amp;#8220;gay&amp;#8221; and &amp;#8220;faggot&amp;#8221; in a serious context, and the use of those words to mean stupid or lame. There&amp;#8217;s funny</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Pantswise Media Network</itunes:author><itunes:summary>JOSH DENNY is here and we&amp;#8217;re trying to get back in to the pod swing of things. Patrick and Josh discuss the words &amp;#8220;gay&amp;#8221; and &amp;#8220;faggot&amp;#8221; in a serious context, and the use of those words to mean stupid or lame. There&amp;#8217;s funny stuff, too, but it&amp;#8217;s fun to talk about these things in a [...]</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>sarcasm,comedy,funny,comedian,satire,edgy,politically,incorrect,news,idiots,crazy,humor,radio,comedians,pantswise,comics,los,angeles</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2012/01/31/nlo-755-thats-gay/</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~5/uzAFgOH7qcc/NLO-755-01302012.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://traffic.libsyn.com/nlo/NLO-755-01302012.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item>
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		<title>NLO 753: Sopapipas</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/1Z9k9uhg63Y/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2012/01/19/nlo-753-sopapipas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2012 07:34:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BRIAN KING, SEAN and SHOOBY are in the studio, and it&#8217;s official SOPA/PIPA blackout day. Patrick gets a CB radio and it sucks. He&#8217;s mad about everything to do with it, and the only thing that can calm him down is some good old-fashioned iced tea. We revisit the No Cussing Club, and talk about [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>BRIAN KING, SEAN and SHOOBY are in the studio, and it&#8217;s official SOPA/PIPA blackout day. Patrick gets a CB radio and it sucks. He&#8217;s mad about everything to do with it, and the only thing that can calm him down is some good old-fashioned iced tea. We revisit the No Cussing Club, and talk about other things. It&#8217;s good.<br />
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		<title>NLO 752: Gympact</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/8RGZgI2FDWY/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2012/01/18/nlo-752-gympact/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jan 2012 09:37:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[TOM SEGURA is in the studio and we&#8217;re having a blast. That&#8217;s right, kids! America&#8217;s POS in the house! We&#8217;re talking about a lot of things, as we do from time to time, but a lot of the focus in on how Patrick should try to get healthy this year. Patrick is teaching people how [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>TOM SEGURA is in the studio and we&#8217;re having a blast. That&#8217;s right, kids! America&#8217;s POS in the house! We&#8217;re talking about a lot of things, as we do from time to time, but a lot of the focus in on how Patrick should try to get healthy this year. Patrick is teaching people how to use the phone again. Some Mexican calls in with an attitude. Guy calls in to tell Patrick to check the P.O. box. These callers really keep the show from getting off the ground.</p>
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		<title>NLO 751: Beavage</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/jGIYdeZiXO4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 21:15:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Josh Denny and Shooby are in the studio for this extra-long show. Patrick has a lot of people to deal with this week, so he&#8217;s taken out the broom so he can start cleaning house. From a new listener who doesn&#8217;t get jokes, to some asshole on power trip on Reddit, Patrick is letting loose. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Josh Denny and Shooby are in the studio for this extra-long show. Patrick has a lot of people to deal with this week, so he&#8217;s taken out the broom so he can start cleaning house. From a new listener who doesn&#8217;t get jokes, to some asshole on power trip on Reddit, Patrick is letting loose. Also emails from people who don&#8217;t understand how the internet, podcasting, marketing, or ANYTHING works. There&#8217;s yelling, prank calls, and more. It&#8217;s a good, clean time for all. Aftershow is available (audio and video) for Overdose members!</p>
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		<title>NLO 750: Baked Backstrokes</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/a_p-qk5h458/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2012/01/12/nlo-750-baked-backstrokes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 10:05:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Comedians Ryan Stout and Alli Breen are in the studio, and we&#8217;re talking about why the show is late. For some reason, we just couldn&#8217;t get off the ground on time today. Patrick reads letters from fans about health and home, and we explore a nuclear threat from some crazy lady on YouTube. Patrick plays [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Comedians Ryan Stout and Alli Breen are in the studio, and we&#8217;re talking about why the show is late. For some reason, we just couldn&#8217;t get off the ground on time today. Patrick reads letters from fans about health and home, and we explore a nuclear threat from some crazy lady on YouTube. Patrick plays a recording from some creepy neighbor posted online, we talk about the plastic bag ban happening in some cities, and compare public transportation around America. Aftershow is available (audio and video) for Overdose members!</p>
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		<title>NLO 749: Skyrim Job</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/UjLs5jm5T2w/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2012/01/10/nlo-749-skyrim-job/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jan 2012 08:30:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve got rapscallion Brian King in studio listening to Patrick&#8217;s post-traveling woes. Patrick hates planes and people and filmmakers. And sports and video games and virgins. And Hyundai&#8217;s and Harry potter and capes. Brian tells a story about using one of Patrick&#8217;s lines on a girl at a coffee shop. And the aftershow is SHOCKING! [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>We&#8217;ve got rapscallion Brian King in studio listening to Patrick&#8217;s post-traveling woes. Patrick hates planes and people and filmmakers. And sports and video games and virgins. And Hyundai&#8217;s and Harry potter and capes. Brian tells a story about using one of Patrick&#8217;s lines on a girl at a coffee shop. And the aftershow is SHOCKING!</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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		<title>NLO 1: Christmas 2011 Marathon – Part 3</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/5KSExLnq5es/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2012/01/07/christmas-2011-marathon-part-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 17:55:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Flip Schultz is here, and Walter and Josh have gone to McDonald’s. On Christmas. Because they are giant pieces of shit. They get back and the four of them have a conversation that quickly evolves in to Patrick going for the Nutella to make himself up in to black face. He then sings negro spirituals [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Flip Schultz is here, and Walter and Josh have gone to McDonald’s. On Christmas. Because they are giant pieces of shit. They get back and the four of them have a conversation that quickly evolves in to Patrick going for the Nutella to make himself up in to black face. He then sings negro spirituals to the delight of the chat room. Walter licks Nutella off Patrick’s face, and Josh runs the show while Patrick showers. Josh does an impression of angry Patrick running the show.Flip also does some prank calls to a restaurant and tries to save Christmas for his southern family.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
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<p>(This is called NLO 1 temporarily because of a bug in the NLO mobile app.)</p>
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		<title>NLO 1: Christmas 2011 Marathon – Part 2</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/feNb4g2TAyc/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2012/01/05/christmas-2011-marathon-part-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jan 2012 09:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Patrick continues the Marathon Show after a technical glitch with the live stream. Patrick talks about Shooby leaving the country with his PO box key and then mailing it and losing it. Patrick is upset who people who don’t know what to focus on. Patrick gets photoshopped in to a gay scene with Josh. They [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Patrick continues the Marathon Show after a technical glitch with the live stream. Patrick talks about Shooby leaving the country with his PO box key and then mailing it and losing it. Patrick is upset who people who don’t know what to focus on. Patrick gets photoshopped in to a gay scene with Josh. They talk about Patrick’s old roommate and long-time NLO fan Star. Comedian Walter Reyes shows up and joins in on the fun. Patrick talks about the best way to clean out a bong. Josh wants a Christmas whore.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p><a href="http://traffic.libsyn.com/nlo/NLO-XMASMAR2.mp3">Download MP3</a></p>
<p>(This is called NLO 1 temporarily because of a bug in the NLO mobile app.)</p>
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		<title>NLO 748: Banging Mermaids</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/si8Fnbp-5B8/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2012/01/03/nlo-748-banging-mermaids/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jan 2012 11:46:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Comedian Brooks Wheelan and good-time-girl Katie Levine sit in on today&#8217;s show. We&#8217;re talking about our New Years resolutions, recent arson fires in Los Angeles, restaurants with home refrigerators that sell Coke in a can, a punchable gay kid, studio audio problems, and a crazy woman at the post office. It&#8217;s our first show of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Comedian Brooks Wheelan and good-time-girl Katie Levine sit in on today&#8217;s show. We&#8217;re talking about our New Years resolutions, recent arson fires in Los Angeles, restaurants with home refrigerators that sell Coke in a can, a punchable gay kid, studio audio problems, and a crazy woman at the post office. It&#8217;s our first show of the year, and as usual, we&#8217;re sorry.</p>
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		<title>NLO 747: Excuse My Christmas</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/A7zAw_yLFnQ/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 19:42:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mike Bridenstine is in the studio. Patrick gets upset right out of the gate about rich people, and then the chat room tries to play some poorly-timed, unfocused prank that derails the show. Josh Denny calls in to prove he isn&#8217;t dead, we watch the worst Christmas video every made, Brido can&#8217;t get enough of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mike Bridenstine is in the studio. Patrick gets upset right out of the gate about rich people, and then the chat room tries to play some poorly-timed, unfocused prank that derails the show. Josh Denny calls in to prove he isn&#8217;t dead, we watch the worst Christmas video every made, Brido can&#8217;t get enough of the new vocal effects in the studio, and we watch a giant fat girl on YouTube try to sing cover songs. It&#8217;s not the best way to end 2011, but it&#8217;s not the time to start demanding quality from this show.</p>
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		<title>NLO 1: Christmas 2011 Marathon – Pt. 1</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/M5R0mEI5Q50/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2011/12/28/christmas-2011-marathon-part-1/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 05:17:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Patrick kicks of the Marathon Show with Josh Denny in the studio. They talk about their Christmas dinner from Boston Market, Microsoft Zunes, Josh’s moon face and more. We get calls from a fake black guy and other listeners, and Patrick answers questions from listeners about the new Overdose club. &#160; Download MP3 (This is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Patrick kicks of the Marathon Show with Josh Denny in the studio. They talk about their Christmas dinner from Boston Market, Microsoft Zunes, Josh’s moon face and more. We get calls from a fake black guy and other listeners, and Patrick answers questions from listeners about the new Overdose club.</p>
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<p>(This is called NLO 1 temporarily because of a bug in the NLO mobile app.)</p>
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		<title>NLO 746: Shocktopus</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/XnI71K6j2XU/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Dec 2011 10:55:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Patrick is joined by JOSH DENNY and should have been joined by ALLI BREEN, but she is a no-show. Patrick is in a good mood because his DirecTV has been restored, he&#8217;s got new Little Cecils shirts for sale in the store, and he&#8217;s pissed off Eden Neville&#8217;s (the girl singer who Patrick keeps talking [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Patrick is joined by JOSH DENNY and should have been joined by ALLI BREEN, but she is a no-show. Patrick is in a good mood because his DirecTV has been restored, he&#8217;s got new Little Cecils shirts for sale in the store, and he&#8217;s pissed off Eden Neville&#8217;s (the girl singer who Patrick keeps talking about) mother-in-law and she leaved a voicemail.</p>
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		<title>NLO 745: Dick Ditch</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/dCPeNtJxdE8/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Dec 2011 09:28:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[The studio is graced again by BRIAN KING who is here playing patient man to Patrick&#8217;s madness, as usual. Patrick has things to say about fans and their expectations, and he&#8217;s also mad at Wendy&#8217;s eventhough he kissed their ass last week. An Aussie girl fan calls in naked but then gets shy, and Patrick shows off the new antenna for his phone.</p>
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		<title>NLO 744: Fix Your Fries</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 07:12:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Patrick is joined in the studio by JOSH DENNY who is having a kind of aggravated day. He really lets things fly in today&#8217;s aftershow, but he is plenty pissed off in the regular show as well. A fan really gets him frothy towards the end. Patrick is upset about fries, wants to set Josh up with a crazy YouTube woman, and has a video of two gay dads.</p>
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		<title>NLO 743: Time Cookies</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/uD40H1P6Lgk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Dec 2011 05:01:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve got comedian GRAHAM ELWOOD in studio, from the Comedy Film Nerds podcast and Doug Benson&#8217;s Super High Me documentary. Everything is going great, with Patrick talking about wanting to burn babies and what not, and then Graham tweeted the studio phone number and people called in not knowing what to expect. And Patrick invents a new flavor that is sure to rock the pants of God&#8217;s soldiers everywhere &#8211; Christiananners. Things get kind of awkward after that. But it&#8217;s funny.</p>
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<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Show Notes</strong></span></p>
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<li>00:00 &#8211; Announcer: &#8220;It&#8217;s just like Monopoly, only fun!&#8221;</li>
<li>00:08 &#8211; Intro</li>
<li>03:32 &#8211; Burning babies</li>
<li>05:00 &#8211; Caller: Working with Jay Mohr / Doug Loves Movies</li>
<li>09:08 &#8211; Back to burning things</li>
<li>10:43 &#8211; Caller: The only non-pothead listener / Worst Christmas present / The phrase that pays</li>
<li>18:55 &#8211; Caller: Jim Bruce</li>
<li>23:04 &#8211; Caller: Erin &#8211; I have proof!</li>
<li>32:34 &#8211; The Comedy Attic / Babies a&#8217;toastin</li>
<li>35:37 &#8211; Movie talk!</li>
<li>37:39 &#8211; Caller: Justin Labuda from Chicago</li>
<li>39:34 &#8211; Movie talk!</li>
<li>43:28 &#8211; Caller: Jess &#8211; The Girl with the Batman Tattoo</li>
<li>48:25 &#8211; South Florida &#8220;culture&#8221;</li>
<li>53:10 &#8211; Movie talk!</li>
<li>55:18 &#8211; Caller: Danielle from Carson, NV &#8211; Christiananners</li>
<li>57:35 &#8211; The Olde West</li>
<li>59:09 &#8211; Tallafornia</li>
<li>64:46 &#8211; Christmas Marathon show / Costa Rica and Shanghai</li>
<li>69:14 &#8211; Break (Be a Part of the Show / Christmas Marathon / Adam &amp; Eve)</li>
<li>71:30 &#8211; Listener Christmas cards / I Need A Dollar: Cory (TenPie), Joe (Egyptian note), Otto from Finland,</li>
<li>84:24 &#8211; Outro</li>
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<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;">Links</span></strong></p>
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<li>Support the Show! Buy stuff from the NEW Amazon Affiliate Link go to helpNLO.com and do your regular shopping at Amazon. A portion of your proceeds goes to the studio!</li>
<li>NLO has a new Fax number you can send drawings or documents straight to the studio! The new fax number is 1-866-541-5297.</li>
<li>NLO Browser Buddy, fuck your mother.TM</li>
<li>Check our Graham&#8217;s website.</li>
<li>Twitter Dump: Pantswise, NLO, Patrick, Graham</li>
<li>Facebook Dump: NLO, Patrick, Graham</li>
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		<title>NLO 742: Duck Ass Bitch</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/PtKSJr1FeP8/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 15:08:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[annoying women]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian King]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how to make hash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pimp ho fight]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[potheads]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[BRIAN KING is in the studio today and we&#8217;re talking to some potheads. A lot. They keep calling in and some woman in the background sounds like a duck. Patrick just wants to know what the hell hash is and why anyone would want to make it. We also watch the best pimp/ho fight ever to go down, and talk about why the Browser Buddy is the best thing ever. Oh, and some crazy long island fan calls in who draws well.</p>
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<ul>
<li><strong>Show Notes</strong><br />
0:00:00 Brian King&#8217;s <a href="http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/?s=%22Brian+King%22&amp;search=search">17th recorded appearance</a>.<br />
0:02:35 <a href="http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/extensions">NLO Browser Buddy</a><br />
0:05:00 Amazon Game/Contest: Part 1<br />
0:05:30 Fan Call: Little Cecil&#8217;s Pizza <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/Nobodylikesonions/comments/na0ia/cecils_pizza/">drawing</a> by Long Island, NY Fan<br />
0:21:41 Paul Bonney is alive &amp; calls in a bit.<br />
0:23:30 Amazon Game Contest: Part 2<br />
0:27:30 <a href="http://www.amazon.com/DeLux-Monkey-Pilot-Animal-Flaps/dp/B001KXLIAM">DeLux Sock Monkey Face Wool Pilot Animal Hat w/ Ear Flaps and Poms</a><br />
0:29:20 <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Hearos-Ultimate-Softness-20-Pair-Foam/dp/B001EPQ3H4">Hearos Ear Plugs</a><br />
0:23:20 <a href="http://www.downsdesigns.com/">Downs Designs</a><br />
0:30:45 Fan Email from Connor: &#8220;Condoms with a girl on the pill?&#8221; and &#8220;First time toasting lettuce..&#8221;<br />
0:36:00 <a href="http://redd.it/neuxt">Crockpot</a> is here!<br />
0:38:55 Duck and Trees Talk: Part 1<br />
0:31:25 Brunch Story II &#8220;Boneless right?&#8221;<br />
0:45:50 &#8220;Duck Ass Bitch!&#8221; &amp; Trees Talk: Part 2<br />
0:49:40 Crockpot Part II: &#8220;Pot Roast the hell out of your dick!&#8221;<br />
0:50:30 Tiffany and her pimp. - <a href="http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=404_1322788796">LiveLeak</a><br />
0:57:30 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frGLMtGsotc">Duck Tales</a> &amp; Trees Talk: Part 3<br />
1:08:20 Porn Intro&#8217;s: &#8220;<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOhUJGE8f14">No Money? Here..</a>&#8221;<br />
1:10:00 <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frGLMtGsotc">Duck Tales</a> &amp; Trees Talk: Part 4<br />
1:18:40 Model&#8217;s hand is cut off.. <a href="http://articles.nydailynews.com/2011-12-05/news/30479047_1_propeller-jet-engine-surgeries">NYDailyNews</a><br />
1:28:00 Trees Talk: Part 5<br />
0:00:00<br />
0:00:00</li>
</ul>
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<ul>
<li><strong>Links</strong><br />
Patrick needs help with website stuff!<br />
Go get the NLO <a href="http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/extensions">Browser Buddy Extensions</a><br />
<a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/Nobodylikesonions/comments/n6n8y/marathon_show_ideas_122511_4pm_pt_7et/">Marathon Show on Christmas</a>! December 25th 2011 (4pm PT/7 ET)<br />
Support the Show! Patrick needs rent for January and it is going to be a bitch if he has to move all of that studio equipment! Please <a href="http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/donate-to-nlo/">donate</a> or <a href="http://www.helpnlo.com/">helpNLO</a> by other means.<br />
NLO has a Fax! You can send drawings or documents straight to the studio! The fax number is 1-866-541-5297.</li>
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		<title>NLO 741: Hospital Boat</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/y1y0j6FYbaU/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Dec 2011 20:12:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[alli breen]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Is It Gay?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rape jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[retard clothes]]></category>
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<ul>
<li><strong>Show Notes</strong><br />
0:00:00 NEW GUEST!! Tess Barker is in the Studio - <a href="http://www.http//tessbarker.com/" rel="nofollow">Website</a> &amp; Alli Breen is here too! <a href="http://nloradio.com/index.php?s=breen&amp;search=search" rel="nofollow">5th Show</a><br />
0:02:05 Tree Talk - <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/trees" rel="nofollow">r/trees</a><br />
0:02:40 Alcohol Focus Group - <a href="http://www.boonesfarm.net/reviews.html" rel="nofollow">Boone&#8217;s Farm Alcohol</a><br />
0:05:40 Ass Drugs &amp; International Waters<br />
0:11:11 Bill Burr Recap/Patrick Meltdown<br />
0:15:30 Brunch Time!<br />
0:17:30 &#8220;Rinse off the Rape!&#8221;<br />
0:21:50 Retard Syndrome<br />
0:23:20 <a href="http://www.downsdesigns.com/" rel="nofollow">Downs Designs</a><br />
0:26:00 Urban &amp; Girl Themes<br />
0:28:16 &#8220;Women aren&#8217;t funny&#8221; podcast with <a href="http://www.alanajohnston.com/bio/" rel="nofollow">Alana Johnston</a> - Check out <a href="http://www.pantswise.com/scumbags/2011/11/03/gentlemen-scumbags-32-alana-johnston/" rel="nofollow">GentScum 32</a><br />
0:28:30 Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus<br />
0:31:25 Brunch Story (Part II) &#8220;Boneless right?&#8221;<br />
0:36:00 Wet LA Weather &amp; &#8220;Shoes-B&#8221;<br />
0:38:38 Email: &#8220;I&#8217;m a comedian and need a place to stay&#8230;&#8221;<br />
0:45:30 NLO Experience!<br />
0:47:10 &#8220;Cum Pinata&#8221;<br />
0:47:55 Is it Gay? &#8220;Watching a shemale do a chick?&#8221;<br />
0:52:05 Josh Denny &amp; The Great American Adventure<br />
0:55:00 Is it Gay? &#8220;First time sex with erection difficulties&#8230;&#8221;<br />
0:58:30 &#8220;Gookle It&#8221; &amp; Shanghai Guest<br />
1:04:00 <a href="http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/extensions" rel="nofollow">NLO Browser Buddy Extensions</a><br />
1:06:34 Bad Porn Intro&#8217;s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUwa2ibyFAk" rel="nofollow">Vid 1</a>, <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYqQ7aHN42k" rel="nofollow">Vid 2</a></li>
</ul>
<ul>
<li><strong>Links</strong><br />
&#8221; N-L-O! Browser Buddy! Fuck Your Mother!<sup>TM</sup> &#8221; <a href="http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/extensions" rel="nofollow">Go get the Amazing Browser Buddy Extension!</a><br />
Marathon Show on Christmas! December 25th 2011 (4pm PT/7 ET)<br />
Support the Show! Please <a href="http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/donate-to-nlo/" rel="nofollow">donate</a> or <a href="http://www.helpnlo.com/" rel="nofollow">helpNLO</a> by other means.<br />
NLO has a Fax! You can send drawings or documents straight to the studio! The fax number is 1-866-541-5297.</li>
</ul>
<p>Twitter Dump: <a href="http://www.twitter.com/pantswise" rel="nofollow">Pantswise</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/nlo" rel="nofollow">NLO</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/pmelt" rel="nofollow">Patrick</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/BreenScreen" rel="nofollow">Alli</a>, <a href="https://twitter.com/TesstifyBarker" rel="nofollow">Tess</a><br />
Facebook Dump: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/NobodyLikesOnions" rel="nofollow">NLO</a>, <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pmcomedy" rel="nofollow">Patrick</a></p>
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		<title>NLO 740: Pumpernickelback</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/BIEfeVU-v0c/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2011/12/10/nlo-740-pumpernickelback/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Dec 2011 09:27:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Josh Denny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mythbusters]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nickelback cover]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pumpernickel]]></category>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Josh Denny is in the studio! We&#8217;re talking about all the new studio things, taking your calls and faxes, and so much more. Topics include, of course, racial things, crock pots, being broke, Mythbusters, shootings, something called Booge, and more. Patrick is singing a lot for some reason. It&#8217;s nutso and two hours long!</p>
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		<title>NLO 739: Touché</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/cuFfVKmL-gw/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Dec 2011 09:59:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[BUY &#038; REVIEW RYAN STOUTS ALBUM! We&#8217;ve got another super-long show for you today! Comedian Ryan Stout is here and we&#8217;re talking about racial humor, what is and isn&#8217;t popular in England, and how much Finland really matters. Patrick is upset at DirecTV, and we&#8217;ve got lots of great new stuff happening around the studio. Get involved! Share NLO with a friend!</p>
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		<title>NLO 738: It Gets Worse</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/z8TeEeiFxgw/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Dec 2011 05:13:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[In an effort to keep you addicted to his verbal crack, Patrick is pumping out shows on the road. In this episode, he sites down with former NLO regular, Chef. They&#8217;re both tired, Patrick is sick and coughing, and this show has no direction whatsoever. Somehow it still manages to be funny. I mean, we think so. But we&#8217;re biased.</p>
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		<title>NLO 736: Oh My Godfrey</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/EBVUzkdNkhA/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Nov 2011 09:33:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[comedian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[godfrey]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[orlando]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[racial jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[waffle house]]></category>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Patrick is on the road making jokes, and this week he is working with comedian Godfrey from New York. Godfrey talks about race in comedy, people with advice and what they can do with it, and so much more. They are staying at a hotel attached to a water park, went to a Waffle House for lunch, and so much more.</p>
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		<title>NLO 735: Thanks for Giving</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/pfeRI30ds8s/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Nov 2011 22:20:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[donate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hats]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[podcast things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[thanksgiving]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Patrick is still doing shows in Florida, but this was recorded before he left. It&#8217;s not a full-length show, but it&#8217;s close. You&#8217;ll like it. Brian King is here, and Patrick is talking about meta podcast things. It&#8217;s still fun though. Because Patrick is funny. And Brian is kind of funny. And then there is the other stuff. I don&#8217;t remember.</p>
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		<title>NLO 734: Black Gravy</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/p1_Bl_ALYiM/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2011/11/24/nlo-734-black-gravy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Nov 2011 14:20:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[black jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dating stories]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jews for jesus]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[racial humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scott boxenbaum]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Patrick is in Florida performing at the Orlando Improv this week, but he had the foresight to bang out some shows this week before he left. This one features comedian Scott Boxembaum trying his hardest to not be a part of Patrick&#8217;s racial shenanigans. They also talk about their worst dates ever, and so much more.</p>
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		<title>NLO 733: Registered Offender</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/SuzAMesC5-Q/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2011/11/21/nlo-733-registered-offender/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Nov 2011 00:23:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[car tow]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cops]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drugs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Las Vegas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[matt markman]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pulled over]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stratosphere]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Patrick has had a long weekend. It started with getting pulled over on the way to Vegas. Then he got his car towed. You&#8217;ll hear all about it on this special tell-all episode about the legal showdown out in the Vegas. This show features comedian Matt Markman and was recorded live at the Stratosphere in Las Vegas, NV.</p>
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		<title>NLO 732: Ginger Confused</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/JwmjGxWN-Xw/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2011/11/16/nlo-732-ginger-confused/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 04:20:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[armenian jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian King]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Darren Carter]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[idiots]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kebabs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yelling]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Well if you like awkward things, you&#8217;re gonna love this episode. Comedian Darren Carter sits in with Patrick and Brian King to talk about things that make Patrick angry. Patrick has had a long day of dealing with idiots and selfish people, and now you&#8217;re going to hear about it. Patrick also calls Darren&#8217;s son gay by accident.</p>
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		<title>NLO 731: Mama Crass</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/rxrQ1ZdLLu8/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2011/11/15/nlo-731-mama-crass/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Nov 2011 21:02:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[australia jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[birthday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[eden neville]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ryan stout]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[singing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[standup]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Ryan Stout joins Patrick in the studio for this post-birthday show. Patrick talks about holding hands with Ryan for an inappropriate amount of time, getting serenaded by a lady fair, and much more. There&#8217;s a wannabe standup comic, a caller from Australia, and so much more. Enjoy this extended show!</p>
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		<title>NLO 730: The Straight Thing</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/4IiUlQFL1Zc/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2011/11/11/nlo-730-the-straight-thing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Nov 2011 08:51:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[birthday]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[groundhog day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Josh Denny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[penis candy]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rape]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[women]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Patrick is not good at talking straight, but it&#8217;s OK because Josh Denny is here, and he speak fluent gay. Patrick and Josh talk about the same things they always do &#8211; food, women, and other things your parents would probably cringe hearing. Patrick makes a birthday request, and deals with a technical difficulty.</p>
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		<title>NLO 729: Boo Moo</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/vn3YxoMWiyc/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2011/11/09/nlo-729-boo-moo/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 11:22:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[birthdays]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Flip Schultz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marijuana]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prank call]]></category>

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		<title>NLO 728: Let’s Do Dis</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/PPb9gEp6ZTU/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Nov 2011 05:22:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NLO Shows]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[British people]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[callers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drama]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[lets do dis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mike Bridenstine]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Everybody&#8217;s favorite scumbag, Mike Bridenstine, is in the studio and this show is extra long and hopefully extra funny. Patrick takes a call from a British listener who can&#8217;t figure out how to work anything, but then turns out to be retardedly funny. I&#8217;m not even sure retardedly is a word. But it&#8217;s good stuff.</p>
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		<title>NLO 727: Screencapped</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/NMtZWwYueL0/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 12:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[classical guitar]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[comedy film nerds]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[graham elwood]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[racist jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sisters making out]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian and palm-strike guru Graham Elwood to talk about how much of a nerd he really is, whether or not it&#8217;s hot if sisters make out, how much of a pussy-magnet playing the classical guitar is, an intern search update, and more from our super-popular fax line.</p>
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		<title>NLO 737: Patrice’s Pieces</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/AJVBgPf4OVk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 14:55:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[chef]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dogs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[patrice o'neal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[silly]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tampa]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[unorganized]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[In an effort to keep you addicted to his verbal crack, Patrick is pumping out shows on the road. In this episode, he sites down with former NLO regular, Chef. They&#8217;re both tired, Patrick is sick and coughing, and this show has no direction whatsoever. Somehow it still manages to be funny. I mean, we think so. But we&#8217;re biased.</p>
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		<title>NLO 726: Woods Pudding</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/w0KXt7ddVKA/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2011/11/01/nlo-726-woods-pudding/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Nov 2011 10:26:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[asian accents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cecil]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Halloween]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Josh Denny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[racism]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[watermelon]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Josh Denny is back, talking about how he loves to collect knives. That&#8217;s not creepy on Halloween. Also, Asian people talk funny, we have a new website where you can help out the show (<a href="http://www.helpnlo.com">http://www.helpnlo.com</a>), and things get intimate with Cecil. Stupid.</p>
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		<title>NLO 725: Kat Von Bee</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/2DV5KadU3Hs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2011/10/28/nlo-725-kat-von-bee/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Oct 2011 03:41:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NLO Shows]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[costumes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[foreign accents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[intern interviews]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jim short]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[offensive. halloween]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Comedian and Aussie Jim Short joins Patrick in the studio to talk about baby photos, Patrick&#8217;s choice of Halloween costume, how to get chicks interested in you, and more. Patrick talks about some people getting offended over costumes, and Jim adds a dollar to our growing dollar wall. Great show!</p>
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		<title>NLO 724: Bat Flaps</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/i0inrrgZQu8/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2011/10/26/nlo-724-bat-flaps/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Oct 2011 07:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[NLO Shows]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[criss angel sucks]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[donkey dick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fat people]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jackie gold]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[making gold]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Patrick is joined for the second time this week by a comedienne, and this time the honor goes to NLO first-time Jackie Gold. Topics include the X Factor TV show, how to make gold with your body, whether or not it&#8217;s right to get down with a donkey, and how much Zimbabwe must suck.</p>
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		<title>NLO 723: Bad Teacher</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/n9HXcWV7eKw/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2011/10/25/nlo-723-bad-teacher/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Oct 2011 00:41:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Josh Denny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[learn things]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shelby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid people]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tourist bus]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Patrick is back in the studio, and we are back live with comedian and teacher extraordinaire, Shelby Stockton. In this show, Patrick gets updated on Shelby and her dating progress with that blog thing she has, and Patrick talks about how he is done helping America learn things.</p>
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		<title>NLO 722: Fuck Criss Angel</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/NrsPVYWdpkc/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2011/10/22/nlo-722-fuck-criss-angel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Oct 2011 20:15:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[brian mollica]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cirque du soliel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[criss angel]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Las Vegas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[planet hollywood]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Patrick is in Las Vegas, and he isn&#8217;t a happy boy. He went to the Criss Angel Cirque du Soliel show. It was probably the worst show ever conceived, and it should be burned to the ground. Brian Mollica sits in on this show, which sounds bad because Patrick forgot to bring a microphone. Sorry.</p>
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		<title>NLO 721: Bonus Mystery Dick</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/c2oQtEJFzLQ/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 21:20:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Josh Denny is in the studio for a hilarious episode of your favorite podcast. Well, maybe not, but he&#8217;s on this one. Sorry for the delay of the show kids. This internet is more complicated than it looks. Patrick is in Vegas. This was recorded Monday and it&#8217;s coming out Wednesday. Deal with it.</p>
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		<title>NLO 720: Baburritos</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/Zi8AXFPaVQs/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Oct 2011 10:20:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[baburritos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cornell reid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hidden camera voyeur]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vaginal rejuvination]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Comedian and all-around-badass Cornell Reid is in the studio and he&#8217;s offering great advice on everything Patrick throws at him, from a great new concept for a burrito restaurant, the latest trend for women and their vaginas, and Patrick&#8217;s latest struggle with society &#8211; getting groceries delivered to his house.</p>
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		<title>NLO 719: Chocolate Breath</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/_ga5M7Ve7X8/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2011/10/13/nlo-719-chocolate-breath/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 13 Oct 2011 09:10:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[apple endive salad]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[breathable chocolate]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[brostache geico]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[josh mcdermitt]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian and actor Josh McDermitt. Josh is a very funny comedian who is also the annoying brostache guy in that Geico commercial. Anyway, Patrick makes fun of Josh for eating a weird apple and lemon salad, and they discuss many brilliant ideas Patrick has.</p>
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		<title>NLO 718: PatrickStarz</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/39yTNENSWUg/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2011/10/11/nlo-718-patrickstarz/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Oct 2011 21:26:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[fat jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Josh Denny]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[patrickstarz]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[YouTube videos]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Josh Denny is in the studio. Sorry guys. If you like Josh, you&#8217;re in for a treat, though. Patrick and Josh talk about seeing the movie Moneyball, and the best way to rate movies in 2011. They also review some videos by the world&#8217;s biggest high school football fan, and talk about how hot peppers and penises don&#8217;t mix. it&#8217;s weird.</p>
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		<title>NLO 717: Whales and Mermaids</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/BsNDzl9cmCc/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2011/10/07/nlo-717-whales-and-mermaids/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 07 Oct 2011 19:55:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[angry patrick]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ari shaffir]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rants]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shooby]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[steve jobs]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[I hope you like ranting, yelling and complaining, because Patrick has a stack of emails and he&#8217;s just had enough of you people. Ari Shaffir and intern Shooby are in the studio. Patrick is talking about a recent twitter back-and-forth with a listener, people who can&#8217;t google things, and people talking nonsense. Oh, and Steve Jobs died.</p>
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		<title>NLO 716: The Estate</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/eFMb04RhekU/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2011/10/05/nlo-716-the-estate/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 02:57:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[birthday presents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Brian King]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iphone 4s]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[news stories]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Patrick is joined in the studio by unemployed Hollywood rapscallion Brian King. They talk about meeting the new intern, Patrick&#8217;s latest birthday presents from listeners, and a crazy ass man who sings on YouTube. Brian talks about the music service Spotify and why he hates it. We also cover a few weird news stories.</p>
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		<title>NLO 715: Platter Batter</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/WAB3aKndJ94/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2011/10/04/nlo-715-platter-batter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 04 Oct 2011 10:15:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cringe moments]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[imran]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nicknames]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[nlo experience]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[x-factor]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Patrick is joined in the studio by Josh Denny and the newest member of the NLO Experience club, Imran. Imran is an indian guy who resembles Aziz Ansari. Josh is losing weight and it&#8217;s upsetting Patrick. Patrick is doling out nicknames to everyone in the studio and on the phone. And a classic segment returns: cringe moments.</p>
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		<title>NLO 714: Chikfilatio</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/DrktXGE80yg/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2011/09/30/nlo-714-chikfilatio/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Oct 2011 04:15:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[chik-fil-a]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[karl hess]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marketing]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[usb keys]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[YouTube videos]]></category>

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Patrick is joined in the studio by comedian Karl Hess, who is also known to his friends as &#8220;festival hair&#8221;. The guys are talking about the new Chik-Fil-A in Hollywood, and the lines around the block. Patrick asks the listeners for help with a ton of things, and shares marketing ideas with Karl, who begrudgingly listens to them.</p>
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		<title>NLO 713: Upsetting Jake</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Sep 2011 10:49:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Hey guys! Do you remember comedian, actor, tech-guru, geek, and struggling LA transplant Jake Lloyd? He&#8217;s back in this episode. Apparently he&#8217;s been gone because he has a girlfriend. Patrick gets to the bottom of it, plus complaining, a video of a terrified little girl, an old black woman, and a website that is horrifying.</p>
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		<title>NLO 712: Luxor Hotbox</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/izPhfQFx5Tw/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Sep 2011 20:54:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Las Vegas]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[luxor pyramid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[marriage]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ryan dalton]]></category>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Still in Las Vegas, Patrick sits down with Cleveland comic Ryan Dalton to talk about the Luxor pyramid and why it sucks, Ryan&#8217;s married life and how to deal with women, and much more. There&#8217;s also a healthy dose of comedy talk, since they are at a comedy competition this week. Deal with it people. This isn&#8217;t a democracy.</p>
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		<title>NLO 711: Tobler Tales</title>
		<link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/nlo/~3/FPGGa2Mtpyc/</link>
		<comments>http://www.nobodylikesonions.com/2011/09/20/nlo-711-tobler-tales/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Sep 2011 22:04:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>patrick@pantswise.com (Pantswise Media Network)</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[airport security]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[comedy competition]]></category>
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[Comedian Brandt Tobler is a guest on this fine Monday. This show was recorded in Las Vegas, from a shitty hotel room at a place that is having a shitty comedy competition for a bunch of comedians, both talented and shitty. Also, Brandt tells stories about fucking a pornstar, getting tripped up at an airport checkpoint, and more.</p>
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