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Merry Christmas, Everybody!

Ade — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 18:09:53 +0000

I’ll make this quick. I just want to greet you all a Merry Christmas. I know I haven’t been updating this blog as much as I want to. To make up for that here’s a little video I know you all will enjoy.

Also, sorry.

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Ade’s Christmas Wishlist 2011

Ade — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 04:30:55 +0000

Working at a fast-paced company does things to you, namely make you lose track of time and make you forget to update your blog. And I’m pretty surprised at how quick this year went, plus the fact that it’s almost Christmas and I haven’t made a single holiday-related post on my blog is nothing short of shameful. So I’m going to take the easy way out and write a Christmas wishlist post, because I have absolutely no idea what to talk about.

Samurai Umbrella

I like my umbrellas small and portable, but goddammit, Samurai Umbrellas look awesome. Also, I’ve grown too fat and my small girly umbrellas just can’t cut it anymore – any rain stronger than a drizzle and I arrive at the office soaked. So yeah, I want me a Samurai Umbrella.(...)

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BGRF 3 is Tonight!

Ade — Wed, 23 Nov 2011 04:44:32 +0000

I’ve got nothing much to say, except that even though The Man Blog is long dead and gone, we still have the Banana Gangbang Rockfest! My band, Lose Your Beer Belly is playing tonight, along with Fuzz, The Brew, K Wasabi, PePe, and Skylit Star!

We’re playing at Blackbird Makati, located at 9815 Kamagong Street, San Antonio Village, 1203 Makati, Philippines! Here’s a map, by the way.

And this is Anne’s birthday thinger, so let’s go there, have an internet reunion of sorts, get drunk, and watch and laugh at me as I struggle playing the bass!

Thanks to The Blue Amp for helping Anne set it up, too!

See you tonight!

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iOS Games I’m Playing Right Now

Ade — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 05:00:13 +0000

You know, I haven’t been updating this blog for a while now. Why do you keep on coming back? It’s not like I’m regaling you with stories of how stupid my life is recently. Do you see me whining here about the assholes I ride with on the MRT? No. And it’s not like I don’t have shit to tell you, my life’s been fucking eventful and all as of late. But this is not what I want to talk about, internet. Let us sit down, while I hold your hand, look deep into your eyes, and wait for you to be genuinely interested in what I have to say.

You see, I seriously want to talk about my favorite iOS games for this month. It’s very important that I have to talk to you about these apps that I love using right now. You know where my weekends go.

The Dark Meadow

I like this game, but it feels like a watered-down Infinity Blade, at least in gameplay. And since Infinity Blade is one of my ultimate all-time favorite iOS games, this shouldn’t bode well for Dark Meadow, right? What this game doesn’t have in gameplay, it makes up for it in storytelling. Dark, creepy, if not a bit repetitive, Dark Meadow is survival horror for iOS done right. I played this game the first time on the day before Halloween, and I swear, I was getting creeped the fuck out. I spit at you, you stupid Silent Hill iOS game, this is how you do it.(...)

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Since October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month…

Ade — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 03:55:31 +0000

… I’ll just leave this here.

I don’t even know why I’m posting this.

And now, back to our regular blog non-updates!

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Doctor Who: The Wedding of River Song [Review]

Ade — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 04:33:27 +0000

After an awesome season, the mystery of the Doctor’s death in Lake Silencio, Utah has been finally solved. And boy, it was a ride. We’ve all followed this story with much gusto, and now we’ve come to the end, I find how the Doctor managed to escape his demise a bit… underwhelming.

I actually found the use of the [SPOILER] Tessalecta as a way for the Doctor to escape death brilliant, and the use of the Ganger for the entire season as a red herring was a great misdirect. Too bad the reveal and the whole pacing of the episode was off. It didn’t have the huge emotional impact of the last season’s finale, and that part disappointed me big time.

It’s not so bad though. The Silence, after the events of The Day of the Moon, were once again a credible threat not just for our favorite TARDIS crew but also for humanity as a whole. Moffat once again crammed all his signature crazy ideas in the script, and every single one of them worked.

Anyway, enough rambling: read my full review of The Wedding of River Song over on Geekout!

What did you think of the Doctor Who series 6 finale?

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Dentist Time at K Dental Studio!

Ade — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 04:35:58 +0000

A couple of weeks back, I managed to get out of my computer chair for a few hours to visit K Dental Studio at Medical Plaza Ortigas. I was a bit nervous – you see, dental hygiene isn’t really a priority when you live on the internet and I was scared to find out what sort of evils live in my mouth without my knowledge.

Unlike most people, I’m not scared of dentists and their drills and torture chamber-like examination rooms. However, I can totally understand where the fear is coming from. Try sitting on that chair for hours with your mouth wired open while a half-interested dental assistant pokes your mouth with various implements that look like they came straight out of a horror film – yeah, that will surely break even the strongest of spirits.

Fig 1: I pretend to be not scared shitless

I was surprised at how different K Dental Studio feels like from other dental clinics I’ve been to. Yes it still looks like a clinic, but it’s doesn’t have that foreboding sense of doom that most people feel when they visit other clinics.(...)

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Hi, I’m Ade and I Write About Doctor Who at GeekOut.PH Now

Ade — Mon, 12 Sep 2011 04:13:16 +0000

I noticed lately that I have been writing about Doctor Who on this blog a lot. I mean, it’s okay since my beginner’s guide to the show has been cited by no less than the official BBCA Doctor Who Tumblr as a great guide for new Whovians. But when you see nothing but “DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO DOCTOR WHO ” when you open up this blog, it’s time to switch formats. Again. I’m surprised I don’t get comments that say “ADE STOP BLOGGING ABOUT DOCTOR WHO ALREADY OK WE GET IT YOU LIKE THE SHOW.”

And just in time, because Bim opened up a new site catering to all sorts of geekery. It’s called Geek Out, and it’s filled to the brim with goodies for, well, geeks. I decided to continue writing my Doctor Who articles over there at the Idiot Box column. Now, you can experience me not updating this blog for weeks at a time again!(...)

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Tips for Beginner Runners (That I Disregarded)

Ade — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 05:00:46 +0000

A month ago, I started taking steps to get physically fit again. I’ve long given up on exercise, but I don’t want to keel over and die of a heart attack or some other obesity-related sickness by the time I’m 35, so I have to start somewhere and start working out again, right? Actually, a friend just forcibly signed me up for this shit and I don’t know what the hell I’m doing. Imagine a scene where I’m being dragged out of my room by five people, while I was screaming “NO, I DON’T WANT TO LEAVE THE SAFETY OF MY BASEMENT MY COMICS ARE KEEPING ME COMPANY FUCK YOU NO I DON’T WANT TO SEE SUNLIGHT NO” as I struggle to hold my bag of Cheetos in one hand. No, that didn’t happen, what kind of person did you think I was?

Starting exercising again after around a few years (shut up and fuck you) isn’t really that easy. However, I’m doing this for just a month and I actually feel better already. I think I look better too.

Anyway, here are a few tips I learned over the course of a month that made the transition from a fat and lazy idiot to an active (but fat) individual.(...)

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Doctor Who: Let’s Kill Hitler [Review]

Ade — Tue, 30 Aug 2011 05:25:35 +0000

After three long, excruciating months, Doctor Who is finally back, giving us the brand of time bending and mind blowing stories that we’ve always loved. And what better way to come back from a hiatus than to give us an episode called Let’s Kill Hitler? For months, people have speculated over the meaning of the title – did the Doctor accidentally save Hitler’s life that he must kill the Führer? Is it going to be a deep, dark moral struggle of an episode where the Doctor makes an excruciating choice? Actually, no. These aren’t the RTD years, silly. This is Steven Moffat writing, and he doesn’t care at all about that silly moral conundrum stuff.

Spoilers on ahead.

The thing about Hitler is that he’s one of history’s biggest monsters that dedicating an entire episode to him be too dark and Doctor Who is a children’s show – it can’t get that dark. So I was really glad that Hitler was just a red herring (sorry, can’t resist) thrown in to keep the fans talking, and then dealt with in the quickest fashion: Rory punches Hitler, and then he gets to say a line only the best actors have dreamed of saying – “SHUT UP, HITLER!” – and then the TARDIS crew lock him up in a cupboard, to be forgotten for the rest of the episode. The total absurdity of it all had me in stitches.(...)

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