Nolanimrod

I Don’t Know Whether to Laugh, Cry, or Go into the Political Consulting Business

Nolanimrod — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:02:43 PST

The coffee party thing is pathetic. New Yorkers don't know bullshit anymore. They need salt in their food.

Maybe the House was In Malibu and It Moved

Nolanimrod — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:17:06 PST

John's house used to be a cottage on Malibu, but those Tea Party folks moved it to Dogpatch. They took his pension, too.

Declining to Host a Dance is the Same as Murder

Nolanimrod — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 08:49:19 PST

Yep. People declining to host a dance is the same as murder.

If It Walks Like a Duck, Looks Like a Duck…

Nolanimrod — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 23:16:19 PST

Is Kadaffi an asshole? And why do they keep trying to put a language that looks like candle flames into English?

Word Fun: Auxiliaries

Nolanimrod — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:23:39 PST

Today's OED word, auxiliary, provides a glimpse into the secret life of words.

My Mom vs. Tom Hanks

Nolanimrod — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:05:35 PST

My mom was just scared.

Discovered! Where All the Capitalists Live

Nolanimrod — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:51:55 PST

The richest area of the country neither grows, nor manufactures, designs, builds, makes, nor sells anything of any use to anybody.

Changes Caused by Weightlessness Not Confined to Outer Space

Nolanimrod — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 21:15:15 PST

When your feet never touch the ground your brain tends to rot.

Another Waypoint in the Life in the Fast Lane

Nolanimrod — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 20:43:32 PST

Surely make us lose our mind. If we stopped to think about it. Which we can’t. Because it’s like a swarm of gnats surrounding our heads on a muggy day. They never stop for even one moment. Normal, healthy, sane people just trying to live their lives make a couple of futile swipes at the [...]

Obama Chooses a New Template for his Administration

Nolanimrod — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 07:01:22 PST

New evidence shows Obama is employing techniques last used to such wonderful effect by the Nixon White House