Nolanimrod

Does Obama Know Whom He Means When He Says I ?

nolanimrod — Tue, 15 May 2012 23:28:45 +0000

If Obama can't understand himself he is unlikely to understand the nation he governs.

Ambient Air Quality Threatened

nolanimrod — Sat, 12 May 2012 11:23:35 +0000

If the Fisker doesn't burn down your house it will suffocate you with Smug.

Why We Can’t Cut the size of Government without a Crash or a Revolution

nolanimrod — Fri, 11 May 2012 17:37:56 +0000

What will we do when all our actions are either mandated or prohibited?

Everybody’s a Critic

nolanimrod — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 21:20:40 +0000

Jon Lovitz, whose signature line on his cartoon show The Critic was It stinks! Here he expresses the same kind of sentiment about having the media, the president, and a host of talking heads complaining about him. Perhaps he thinks a guy who takes a couple of jets, a helicopter, a couple of cars, and [...]

Double Entendre of the Day

nolanimrod — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 22:38:11 +0000

Ladies, ladies, knees, ladies, your knees, ladies, not those big men with the sunglasses

Michelle’s Diet Démarche Takes Weird Turn

nolanimrod — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 12:50:50 +0000

If yer gonna shoot things then you better eat em

No terrorists were harmed in the taking of those snapshots

nolanimrod — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 12:25:12 +0000

Seems to me a suicide bomber is just a non-reusable weapons-delivery platform

Grading on the Curve

nolanimrod — Tue, 17 Apr 2012 16:34:51 +0000

We need vast amount of money to increase electro-shock therapy for schoolchildren.

Monetizing the Ineffable

nolanimrod — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 03:54:52 +0000

One of our betters investigates the Proper Price of Nookie.

Terminological Inexactitude

nolanimrod — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 14:15:09 +0000

Describing a brawl at a wedding reception as "a disagreement over distribution of party favors."